Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.
Words From The Author:
October 5, 2013
Jesus it's been forever. Guys, I'm so sorry that it's been so long since I did anything. I've been overcoming a personal tragedy, along with hard times and the devastating loss of most of my work, but with the patience and diligence of you guys (that's right, I've been hailed from the nether regions of the universe by the devout readers), I'm back and I'm gonna hopefully have the next chapter of ALAWBSL up by the end of the month, if not sooner :) you guys have been great with me, and I'll be great right back. Thanks to everyone who stuck with me through these tough times... now let's get some shit done.
You're here, so read something about me:
I am a loser by any other name. I am an aspiring author, a deviant of artistic persuasion, and a mother. I don't like cake, eschew the word boredom, and think of things in threes. I like the number nine, wear Converse and apologize to no one, and wonder if, someday, there will come a time when there will be no more room in my head for random crap like fanfictions, movie quotes, and personal theory.
Do you ever get that feeling, the one that demands that you sit down and write something? I've got about 80 of those right now.
Uchiha Itachi is my idol. I don't care if you think that's stupid, if you don't like him, or if you consider my idolizing a fictional character to be a sign of mental instability. He deserves some respect, and I'll give it to him if you won't.
Be warned: I'm a hopeless romantic and am unashamed of the smut I both read and write. Nothing but the integrity of Uchiha Itachi's character is sacred to my mind.
I make Naruto Sims and let them run wild. Itachi-san currently has six pink haired daughters, one luckily black haired son, and sneaks everywhere. Sakura has a bad habit of ruining any food product she lays her hands on. Sasuke is going insane from living in the same house as Karin and Suigetsu (who have sex at strange times). Sasori and Deidara got married, and Zetsu enjoys fishing. The only time I can ever find Kisame is when he is at the laundromat. Pein and Konan made blue haired babies. Hidan and Kakuzu have, to date, burned down three houses, and Naruto sings quite horribly. Kakashi sits in the park reading most of the time. Jiraiya likes to hang out at the graveyard, and, when she's not at the bar, Tsunade scrounges through the junkyard for scrap metal.
I feel, sometimes, like I'm in love with Itachi-san. Then I tell myself that he's not even real and not to delude myself. But then my mind tells me that people claim to love god, another fictional character (I'm not even remotely religious; good for you if you are, just don't get on me about it, I don't want to hear it), and that I am perfectly entitled to having my fantasies. So I'm currently at an impasse on that subject.
It's nice to think that I'll get published for my own work someday... after I'm done tampering with the lives of other people's characters, of course.
I am a fan of yaoi, if you can put the fits I go into as simple fandom. I understand if you don't support this sort of thing... but please don't try to tell me that I shouldn't either. It's a guilty pleasure, and I refuse to give it up.
My OTP is ItaSaku. I won't argue with you about the improbability of it, or over the fact that you think its stupid. I like it, and if you don't, that's fine. I just wouldn't advise reading my stories that are centric ItaSaku.
Feel free to yell at me, or, if you are civilized, simply tell me about your own opinion of what I think or feel or write. I'll reply most of the time (unless you're an obvious idiot).
I like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but I will never write any fics for it. That's just weird. I have to have my standards, you know.
Damn you, Obito! You messed up my frickin' stories!
I think I have a long-hair fetish. Almost all of the guys that I think are hot have long hair. Howl, Sesshomaru, Kenshin, Riku, Sephiroth, Mifune, Byakuya, Vincent, Haji... Itachi-san... see what I mean?
My fleet of ships is both intimidating and vast. Beware ; I am likely to subject you to them all.
Both my favorite anime and favorite manga are Ouran High School Host Club. I cannot resist the art, the plot, or the characters. I love many anime, and many more manga, but there's just something about this one that... turns me into a squealing puddle of d'awing fangirl mush. I'm not sure why.
I'm kind of weird. I'm sure you can judge for yourself by now, but I'm just putting that out there.
My Stories: (Henceforth, completed stories will no longer have a summary. In the end, it'll take up too much room.)
5. As Long As We Both Shall Live- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Hurt/ Comfort- Naruto- Multichaptered- Alternate Universe
She was leaving. She had tried to make it more than it was ever meant to be. She had forced meaning into something that was merely convenient, and now she had ruined it. He was chasing her. He refused to let her go, after all that they had gone through together and all the work he had done to help her see. He had to make her understand that she was everything to him.
Status: Chapter 9- 5%
6. Beauty and the Beast- Gaara x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Parody- Naruto- Multichaptered- Non-Massacre
How could a woman so beautiful and perfect love a monster so hideous, so disgraceful in it's debauchery? Surely there was no way that the curse could be lifted when the chances of such a gamble were so minimal that they were near to nonexistent...
Status: Chapter 4- 0%
7. The Irony Of One-sided Obsessions- Sasuke x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Multichaptered- Canon Universe
Who knew that by finally moving on she would gain his undivided attention? It shouldn't have surprised her as much as it did; he had always been selfish and even though they were both adults and he was married to someone else, he still thought of her as his. Because she was. She just didn't know it yet.
Status: Chapter 4- 0%
8. Sakura -Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Parody- Naruto- Multichaptered- Non-Massacre
When Sakura's war torn father is requested to return to the front lines of the war against the evil forces of the warlord Madara, she disguises herself as a young man and goes in his stead. Aided by a repentance seeking kyuubi spirit named Naruto, she battles to strengthen herself and become one of the greatest warriors among the handsome Captain Itachi Uchiha's ranks, because to fail and be discovered would not only mean instant death, but the destruction of her home and everything that she loves.
Status: Chapter 2- 30%
9. Everything You Want- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/Drama- Naruto- Songfic Threeshot- Non Massacre
What can be done when all that you have ever understood about yourself is wrong? What are you left with? Where do you run? How can you accept that, despite how strong you have become and how self sufficient you seem, your whole reason for living depends on another person who has no idea they are the center of your universe?
Status: Chapter 3- 0%
10. It's All In the Cards- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Multichaptered- Canon Universe
It had been an innocent act, a fortune telling game shared between four twelve year old girls. What harm could come from such a juvenile, harmless pastime? Unfortunately for them, the wheels of Fortune and the whims of Fate do not enjoy being tampered with, and have little mercy for those that blindly perform the sacred rites of the arcane. What had been a game to them was about to become so much more, and nothing would ever be the same again.
Status: Chapter 3- 0%
11.- 111. bananafrappe's Billboard Top 100 Playlist- Assorted- Rated M- Romance/ Assorted- Assorted- Songfic Oneshots- Assorted
Something that I'm doing to expand my horizons. I'm pretty limited with how I like to stick to just one fandom and one couple, so I've decided to change that. A series of one hundred fics, one for each of my favorite couples, will come of this, hopefully all oneshots. Summaries will be posted as I write the stories.
Status: #100- Coming Undone- Garry x Ib- Ib- 0%
112.- 122. bananafrappe's Top 10 Countdown- Assorted- Rated M- Romance/ Assorted- Assorted- Songfic Oneshots- Assorted
A continuation of my attempt at making myself more rounded and experience, but featuring only my very favorite couples, along with plots that I thought were the best (and, for the most part, the most explicit).
Status: #10- Second Chance- Kyo x Tohru- Fruits Basket- 0%
123. The Simplest Form of Hatred (sequel to 10.)- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Multichaptered- Canon Universe
Honestly, it scared her how easily he had managed to ensnare her again, with a few softly spoken words that could easily be lies. Undeniably, he was a good man, one who unfailingly completed the task at hand, no matter the repercussions to himself, as long as it was just. Was she a means to an end as well, though? A momentary convenience? She had more to worry about than that, of course, being back in snake pit as she was, but who could blame her for wanting to protect a heart more fragile than she would ever tell?
Status: Chapter 1- 0%
124. The Best Laid Plans- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
It hadn't been difficult to fathom why she had worked so hard to get where she was. She, personally, believed that everyone was entitled to the right of a free, clear, and open psyche... even hardened criminals. Why should the only people to benefit from her work be ridiculous, stupid, puffed up civilians depressed over their middle class lives and their outdated cars when people in her country's penitentiaries suffered far worse? She wouldn't stand for it, and so Sakura Haruno, M.D. of Psychology, brought her case to the Supreme Court and, by some miracle, won. This was why she was currently housed in the smallest apartment she had ever seen, much less lived in, on the farthest boundary line of the most secure men's prison in the country. Truly, she didn't mind that... not as much as most of the men's attitudes. Chauvinistic, lecherous, sex crazed pigs... Little did she know that the only patient she had that didn't constantly make her feel like an object was using his brilliant mind to plot an intricate and nearly foolproof plan that would ensure he got what he had been denied for so long...
125. Loathe Thy Neighbor- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
Sakura had never been a hateful person. She was strong willed, opinionated, and fiercely protective, sure, but purposefully rude or judgmental? Never. She had been sure of this for most of her life, told the same by others and, oftentimes, criticized for being all too understanding. That is, until he came into her life; ever since he had, sauntering around pridefully and looking down his nose at her, she had changed. She was still as nice to everyone else as she ever had been... but she knew, with a clarifying vengeance, that she hated Itachi Uchiha, and she would make sure he knew it.
126. Madness Undefined (prequel to 10. and 123.)- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Angst- Naruto- Oneshot- Canon Universe
She fought the hardest that she could, honestly. But against the homicidal, unfairly powerful menace of the genius of the clan he had eradicated with his bare hands, what was she really? She had never felt as young as she really was until helplessly staving off the attacks of one many times more powerful than she had ever dreamed of being. But even as he captured her, dragged her, unwilling and uncooperative, to Rain country, surrendered her to his leader for endless days of torture and fear and pain... something wasn't quite right about him. She didn't know why... but she couldn't help but think there was more to Uchiha Itachi's story than anyone else had ever bothered to find out.
127. Playing With Fire- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Oneshot- Non-Massacre
Sakura honestly knew better than to poke fun at the stoic, humorless, all-work-and-no-play captain of ANBU Team One. She had seen firsthand what had happened to Shisui when he had pulled a prank on the serious man. But sometimes he walked right into a joke too perfect to resist, and this was one time too many for her to hold back. It was too bad for her that Uchiha Itachi had something a little more imaginative than public humiliation planned for her in retaliation. Getting burned had never felt so good.
128. Guerrilla Warfare- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
As a dispensable mercenary, Sakura knew it was imperative that when captured by the enemy, no information be revealed, regardless of pain inflicted or threats spoken. She had been unprepared for the extent of these men's cruelty, however, and was dangerously close to breaking. She should have known, though, that even in an enemy interrogation room, nothing is as it seems.
129. Books and Their Covers- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Naruto- Multichaptered- Alternate Universe
Being mistaken for a gay male, by her favorite rockstar no less, may very well have been the worst thing that could have happened to Sakura. That her boss wanted her to take her journalism to the next level by pretending it was true only made it worse. But when she began to be pursued by a movie star's astonishingly gorgeous limousine driver because of this, she started to get more than just self-conscious. Not only was her job on the line, but the heart of a man who she truly didn't want to turn aside as well. Was it truly so wrong to want to give in to his seduction? He thought she was something she wasn't, and would find out along with the rest of the world when her undercover project was released in the press, but being wanted, for whatever the reason, left her with a feeling that she never wanted to lose: completion.
Status: Chapter 1- 0%
130. An Ode to Minimum Wage Romance- Sasuke x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
Working fast food wasn't the worst thing that Sakura could have imagined doing. The work hours were terrible, the pay was lousy, the people she served were rude and condescending (the "she's stupid and needs to be talked to slowly so that she can understand" kind of treatment), and her coworker's senses of humor were questionable at best. But some things made it worth all the trouble, and there were times that she almost wished that something would break so that he would come, because seeing Sasuke Uchiha in that repairman's uniform was more satisfying than she would ever admit out loud. The term handyman porn star had never been more well deserved.
131. The Deadliest Dance- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
Sakura Haruno was the best of her agency's spies, almost ninja-like in her ability to take down crime and establish peace. The only weakness she had was for one man, one she had known since she was a child... and it just so happened that this man was her arch enemy. Needless to say, things got interesting fast when he was up to no good.
132. Quiet in the Library- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
Doctor Sakura Haruno has a problem... a big problem. She wasn't used to competing on an intellectual level; she had always been the smartest, quickest and most clever teacher at the college. But when a physics Professor of renowned proficiency moved into the classroom across the hall from her, she gained a rival of the highest caliber; one of the mind. It didn't help any of her arguments with him that the he was as gorgeous as he was intelligent.
133. Talking Shop- Itachi x Sakura- Rated M- Romance/ Humor- Naruto- Oneshot- Alternate Universe
One of the tribulations of life is that things break. Glasses, poptarts, hearts... life made no distinctions. This time, thoguh, Sakura really wished that it had, because her car breaking down just before an important medical conference was the last thing that she needed. For one thing, Dr. Orochimaru was heading the conference; he absolutely loved to take the piss out of her for any excuse that he could find, and Sakura really couldn't stand the sight of his smug, lecherous grins. The other half of her annoyance stemmed from a more selfish source, though; every time she had to get her car fixed, she ended up getting needlessly and entirely flustered. She trusted the shop she invested in every time, as they had never done her wrong and didn't overcharge for their services; she just wished that the head mechanic could learn to keep his shirt on.
134. Chasing Windmills- Blood x Alice- Rated M- Romance/ Drama- Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice- Multichaptered- Canon
Trouble is brewing in the Country of Hearts. This isn't necessarily news to any of its inhabitants, since there was always something going on that baffled the mind and took lives without distinction; one got used to it after some time. Things were stranger than they ever had been before, however, so much so that even the roleholders of the land began to question what was happening around them, and, against her will and better judgment, Alice is drawn into yet another adventure that has nothing to do with her. She might not have minded so much if her companion was a little less full of himself, and a little more restrained when it came to his tendency for inappropriate innuendo and unwanted flirting. There was just no living with Blood Dupre.
Status: Chapter One- 0%