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The.Grey.Hunter is an avid reader of Harry Potter fanfiction. He is also tinkering with a few story ideas that may one day be posted. He lives in scenic splendor in Utah; the rest of you can eat your hearts out.

His favorite 'ship is HP with anybody but GW. He respects and admires JKR's phenomenal imagination and utterly deplores her dreadful sense of relationships. In general, he thinks RW is redeemable, but seldom worth the effort. GW is the irretrievably damaged product of a delusional control freak mother and genial but spineless father. BW and CW are in dangerous occupations in reaction against the treacly goo spread by MW and unopposed by AW. FW and GW are character masterpieces and far and away the best of the Ws.

His view is that HP is in a war and the sooner he figures that out, the longer he lives and the fewer others die. If he writes any serious fanfiction, his HP won't be whining that he has to "become a murderer" in order to live; rather, he'll be licking his chops with blood in his eye, just itching for his shot at the title. He is a Gryffindor, but don't be surprised to find him growing in unexpected directions. Remember his conversation with the Sorting Hat at his Sorting.

Lastly, The.Grey.Hunter doesn't own HP, cosmic calamity though that be. That said, he thinks the disclaimers in fanfiction stories might possibly necessary, because there are far, far too many lawyers in the world. Nevertheless, most are overblown repetitions of crap only the feeble-minded need be told.

About reviews: Like other fanfic writers, what The.Grey.Hunter writes for his own amusement. If you like it, cool, and feel free to review. If you find weaknesses, cool, and feel free to point them out. But don't ask for your money back; none is being made. Be civil. The.Grey.Hunter doesn't mind criticism and he expects a lot because Sturgeon's Law is very conservative with respect to fanfiction. Naturally, The.Grey.Hunter seeks to be in the .1 per cent that is the exception, but the odds are against him. The.Grey.Hunter asks only that you be polite as you skin him alive.

As for author's notes--The.Grey.Hunter is not a real fan of them. If he does his job, you won't need them. If he doesn't, author's notes are a poor compensation for asking you to read dreck so poorly written it requires author's notes to explain it. Lame, really. The exception will be to acknowledge the contributions of betas and others who have helped him with the story.

Have fun. Write or review if you like. The.Grey.Hunter'll read 'em all. He might even answer some.


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Elfish Welfare by tyrannicpuppy reviews
AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of little master just as Lord Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,934 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 5,991 - Follows: 8,528 - Updated: 2h - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Scion of Sorcery by DZ2 reviews
Strange Things Response: When Lily was pregnant with Harry, she knew that he would grow up to be someone special in the world of the mystic ones. But then again, why wouldn't he? After all, his Father is the Sorcerer Supreme! Grey OP/Sorcerer-Supreme-Level Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,375 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 9/30/2022 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Dr. Strange/Stephen S., C. Palmer] Harry P. - Complete
Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 9,275 - Follows: 12,018 - Updated: 4/25/2022 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Honour Thy Blood - Remastered by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
A remastered version of the original. Literary and Grammar errors fixed, making the story much more palatable. Rated M for a reason. No slash, HP/DG pairing with an independent Harry. See original for description.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,838 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 5/19/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Arcturus B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 17,546 - Follows: 18,912 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9247 - Favs: 14,397 - Follows: 11,076 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5200 - Favs: 9,309 - Follows: 9,228 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 19,756 - Follows: 7,368 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 9,682 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
With Malice Aforethought by SPSmith reviews
In the five years of his life amongst wizards, Harry had seen malice first hand. The desire to cause another harm, without excuse or justification. Voldemort exemplified malice, his followers practiced it religiously. Now in his sixteenth year, Harry Pott
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,500 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete