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Joined 10-23-09, id: 2124211, Profile Updated: 08-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Incredibles, Avatar: Last Airbender, and My Little Pony.

This is the profile of "Ponies are Cool".

I enjoy writing fanfiction, even though I haven't done it in a while. I have a habit of starting a fanfiction and not finishing it, as was the case with "His Number is 626". I might rewrite that one, but I mainly stopped it because I put in too many subplots. :P You can read my previous FF's if you'd like. Generally, I'm a very shy person, but I can rant on and on if a certain subject clicks. I've been known to go off about conspiracy theories (yes, some I believe to be very plausible; others are garbage) and general politics (I'm a libertarian), and of course, religion and philosophy (I'm a Lutheran). Sports are fun for me, as I like to stay active; it feels good to release tension in a healthy manner as opposed to getting in fights. My standing in high school was a smart jock-type. A lot of people have warmed up to me and I return the favor; people call me "quiet" and "softspoken".

With the advent of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and my love of the Internet, I have become a brony, but not one of those bronies that dresses up and goes to conventions or flag down Tara Strong about the show. Instead, I collect figurines and watch episodes and talk ponies with friends, but we're not rabid about it. We keep it cool and have goofy nicknames with each other like "DisCody", "RainBob Dash", "AppleJeremy" (our military brony), and me "Timlight Sparkle", but that's really the extent of our brony-ness. We're college smart jock bronies with a taste for booze and the magic of friendship. Imagine if Reservoir Dogs had the MLP cast.

What are some running themes in your fanfiction? Fanfictions are my outlet for political dissent, hyperactivity and real wold problems. They range all over the place. The failing Drug War, foreign policy, identity crises, social conflict, religious skepticism, interpolitical turmoil, cults, sexuality, censorship, arms laws... Real problems are put on my favorite characters. I love coming up with how they deal with it! Will X crack? Will Y do this? Same stage, different actors.

Do you like to dwell on this negative stuff? I mean, doesn't it get to you? Yeah, it gets to me. It gets to all of us. But I channel it. We all have to have a healthy outlet before we snap. If you play an instrument, play it. Write your songs. Play some basketball. Run a mile. Let off some steam before you lid blows off.

Why don't you just become a motivational speaker, man? Maybe I will, dude.

Do you like Star Wars? Of course I like Star Wars. EU too. :)

What are you going to school for? I want to be a massage therapist. It's hard to pay attention when you're the only male student and your teacher is hot.

Is your "R" button broken or something? I don't think so, but I have to pess really had or else the lette won't show.

What's your favorite candy? Probably Skittles. Or Twix.

Should we expect crossover FF's from you? Dude, I love crossovers. When done right, it's magical! Like, what if Dexter Morgan's next kill was Nicholas Brody from "Homeland"? 0_0 Duuuuuuuuude... wut?

Are you a stoner? I dabbled a bit years back, but I need to stay clean for the future. Is there a problem, occifer?

Step out of the car, please. What?! Why?!

Sir, are you resisting arrest? No! I just -

Please come with us, sir. Ah, not this shit again. You know what fans? Expect a "police brutality" FF in the future. XD Pinkie Pie will be rapping NWA.

Some of my favorite TV shows include: MLP:FiM, the news, sports, Californication, Tru Blood, A:tLA, Gundam series, Digimon (seasons 1 - 3), Pokemon, Powerpuff Girls... I'm a 90's kid, so take a guess at what some of my favorite shows were/still are.

Music: Mastodon, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Clutch, Wu-Tang Clan (The GZA, Inspectah Deck, and U-God are probably my top three), Franz Ferdinand, Protest the Hero, Rancid, Between the Buried and Me, Animals as Leaders, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Eminem, Matisyahu, ska-punk, 70s-90s hip-hop, Bob Seger, The Doobie Brothers, Van Halen, Steely Dan, Jawbreaker, Joe Jackson

What am I doing with my life besides writing FF's?...: I'm going to school to be a massage therapist. If I could, I'd write FF's or novels, short stories all day, but I need an occupation to support myself. XD

Favorite TV/movie/book/etc. characters(in no particular order): Mahbub Ali from "Kim", Ishmael from "Moby Dick", Gomamon, Biyomon, Sokka, Zuko, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Spike Speagull, Char Aznable, TRON, Iron Man, Captain America, The Joker, The Scarecrow, Spiderman, Black Cat

Current FF series: As of right now, I'm uploading an MLP:FiM FF known as "The Thunderstorm" series. In it, Rainbow Dash comes to Twilight's house during a bad thunderstorm to tell her something dire. What happens there eventually has ramifications for the Mane 6 and, to an extent, Equestria. It is a drama/comedy/shipping story and the genres vary from episode to episode. One could be funny, the next tear-jerking. The episodes are in chronlogical order:

Fluttershy's Party

Rarity's Wild Night

The Thunderstorm

The Thunderstorm II: After the Storm

The Thunderstorm III: Plump Pony

The Thunderstorm IV: Midnight Meeting

The Thunderstorm V: Party Time

The Thunderstorm VI: Canterlot Gardens

The Thunderstorm VII: in progress

1/30/12 I'm going to be continuing my MLP FF's. Also brainstorming LotR, InuYasha, and Digimon FF's!

2/04/13 The Thunderstorm VI is up!

FF series in the past: Sokka Does a Commercial - An AtLA fanfic where our loveable Water Tribe oaf has a spot on TV. Is it a hit, or is its absurdity too much to handle for the known universe?

Southern Comfort - Based off of the Pixar hit "The Incredibles". Helen Parr has her parents coming up from Georgia for a visit. Everything goes well, until Helen starts to conflict with who she was and who she thinks she is. How will her relationship with her mom and dad be after this dinner? One of my first FF's written.

8/06/13 Wow, it's been a while. I'll have to get back on track.

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The Great Laser Tag Adventure by TheSoulGiver reviews
The Avengers decide on a fun day of recreation, and what better way to do it than by playing some laser tag? Their day certainly becomes more interesting when they decide to invite Loki to join them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Adventure of the Pokévengers by Alexisagirl reviews
Tony Stark introduces Pokémon to Thor and Loki, with disastrous results. After a humongous tantrum and a wayward spell, the Avengers find themselves smack in the middle of the Pokémon world! Total crack. No slash, but plenty of epicness, fluff and friendship!
Crossover - Pokémon & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,079 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Papa Stark? by Uchiha B reviews
Even for a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, raising his just-found-out child is no easy task. But at least he'll have help from his teammates, right? Right...? IY/Avengers drabbles
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 22,897 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kagome H., Iron Man/Tony S.
Percy Defined by Trainmaster64 reviews
Percy thinks about his recent lapses in judgment, and why he has been acting less intelligent than he really is. Little does he know, though, that there are those who do know the truth... REQUEST BY REDDRAGON30000. *EDIT - one paragraph added near the end of the story.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Thomas, Percy - Complete
Invasion by Maralexa reviews
Separatist forces threaten the Earth and the Avengers must assemble once again with an unlikely ally by their side. Still recovering from the attack on New York, the task of defending their world from another army is not an easy one. Will the legendary Avengers be a match for Count Dooku and his droid army? Will the Republic come to their aid in time?
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,211 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Count Dooku, Loki - Complete
Stargazing by CitrusCactus reviews
Adventure: Even if the stars in the sky don't make an ounce of sense, they still have meaning. At least, as far as Joe and Gomamon are concerned. Friendship, oneshot.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Jou K./Joe, Gomamon - Complete
Ultraviolet by Daniisreallyreallywierd reviews
Six years later, Violet's become a new Super on the block. But with heroes come villains, new and otherwise, and one's about to take Violet on a trip she'd prefer not to go on. Synlet. Two chapters left.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,671 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Violet P., Syndrome
Crowns of the Kingdom by Karalora reviews
When a vengeful villain attempts to turn Disneyland's 50th Anniversary from the Disney Family's greatest triumph to their greatest defeat, it's up to Mickey Mouse to set things right and save his many friends from a fate worse than death!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Only One by appa-appa-away reviews
She was the only one who had stuck by Katara when she chose to give up the hope of the world in order to save most of what was left of the ones she loved. Spirits, forgive her. Maitara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mai, Katara - Complete
I'd Lie by Kyoshi7989 reviews
“Care to play a game of 20 questions? One for each day you spend here. By the end of those 20 days, I guarantee you’ll be in love with me.” Fortunately for Toph, some love stories just aren’t meant to happen. This isn’t one of them. AU. Tokka. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,922 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Ichijoji Ken: Closet Headbanger by emotionless-robot reviews
Challenge from SugarSpiral, not to be confused with the entry by Expired In Goreville. Matt comes over to Ken's house to pick up a sickly TK and discovers his love for the boy genius... platonic love, of course.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ken I., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Ty Lee's Secret by Jaeeton reviews
One-shot/songfic set when Zuko and Ty Lee were kids, about how much she knows about him. One sided Ty Lee/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Zuko, Ty Lee - Complete
The Twenty Five Dollar Shoebox by vanillafluffy reviews
Everett and Delmar attempt to change the horny toad back into Pete, with some odd results.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
What's In A Name? by Afgncaap5 reviews
Violet dislikes the name that the newspaper has given her, and she goes to her father for help. He isn't any. (Pathetically short) One-Shot
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
The Digidestined Breakfast Club by Nine1 reviews
The digidestined all get Saturday detention after two years of no contact. They enter the school hardly acquaintances, and leave the best of friends. Complete, finally!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Complete
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The Thunderstorm reviews
The first entry in a series I'm working on. In this opener, Rainbow Dash appears to Twilight during a raging thunderstorm with something important to say. What is it? And are these two ponies aware that their meeting could impact the Mane 6 and Ponyville?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
Rarity's Wild Night reviews
The second prequel to the upcoming "Thunderstorm" series. In this episode, rarity had a little too much fun at Fluttershy's cottage the night before. Can Rainbow, Twilight and Fluttershy put their collective heads together to remember their night of raucous fun?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Rarity, Fluttershy - Complete
Fluttershy's Party reviews
What happens when Fluttershy hosts a party for some of Ponyville's patrons? Who's gonna hook up? Who's puking in the toilet? Who's singing karoke? Is Big Mac passed out in the chicken coop! First prequel in the upcoming/in-progress "The Thunderstorm" series, a series that ranges genres from tearjerkers to gutbusters! What's going on in P-Ville? Rated T just to be safe
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves
Sokka Does a Commercial reviews
"Sssshhhh!" Sokka said. "My commercial is almost on! It's right after this infomercial! I know it!" He shoved some more popcorn into his mouth, while Suki made a slightly disgusted face. Our loveable Water Tribe oaf stars is his very own commercial!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sokka - Complete
Southern Comfort reviews
Helen Parr's parents come all the way from Georgia and some crazy antics ensue. This is a one shot about having pride in your roots. Excuse the generalized Southern accents and the terrible translations of foreign languages; Google is only so good.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
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