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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2124412, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

My name's Maria Jose, but I prefer Maria. Live in California, passions include writing (OBVIOUSLY) and

I'm just a person with many dreams, may thoughts, many hopes, many fears, but I'm me.

I'm pretty dorky, I make odd jokes, my humor is kinda sarcastic, and I'm a part-time artist (not officially, of course.)

My favorite color is brown, I love the smell of buttery cinnammon, and I quote Gilmore Girls.

I turn nineteen this year, and I'm a college Freshman.

I speak English, a little bit of French, Portuguese, Spanish, and I'm starting to learn Swahili.

Very Outdoorsy :


OH! favorite books:

'Mythology', Don Quixote', 'Lovesick', 'The House of Spirits', 'The Bell Jar', 'So Far From God', 'P.S I Love You', 'Anna Karenina', 'Crime and Punishment', 'The Diplomat's Wife', 'The Last Jew', 'Like Water for Chocolate', 'Other People', 'Dope', 'Wuthering Heights', 'Mansfield Park', 'Pride and Prejudice', 'Sense and Sensibility', 'Pagan Babies', 'The Glass Castle', 'The Color Purple', 'Running with Scissors', 'How The Garcia Girls Lost Their Accents', 'The House on Mango Street', 'Twilight', 'New Moon', 'Eclipse', 'Breaking Dawn', 'When in Rome', 'Love, Rosie', 'Kafka on the Shore', 'Beowulf', and many more:)


it depends, I mean, in my iPod there's stuff from Leona Naess to Tango.


Action Movies! Martial Art Movies! Comedies! Some romance is fine, heehee.

Dream University:

NYU or Columbia. (Major in Architecture or Law, not quite sure...)

I have many hopes and dreams, and I hope that someday I will accomplish all of them. Well at least half.

AND ONE MORE THING: My best friend Edward is my inspiracion, my everything. and sadly enough he moved to Mexico when we were thirteen, I miss him all day, everyday, and he's the only guy that can make me laugh to the point of tears(:

Without love, the Earth is a tomb.

-Robert Browning

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The Taming of the Shrew by setlib reviews
Zuko and Katara are seniors in high school. He teases her, then ignores her. She despises him. But when Zuko's father kicks him out of the house and he has to move in with his hippie Uncle Iroh, he begins to see Katara in a new light. AU Zutara/Blutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,756 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4850 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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All You Need Is Love reviews
Bella and Edward are meant for each other, but it seems that everyone knows it except them. After five years of laughter, letters, punching Mike Newton in the face, and the big move, what will happen? You'd think they'd know... ALL HUMAN. ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Surviving Being Single reviews
Bella Swan is the type to pass up on scrabble dates and holiday dinners. She's independent, thank you very much.That all changes when Edward Cullen walks into her life, making the unappealing world of dating seem rather fascinating after all.CANNON/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Coffee Stains reviews
Cancer: Today you will reach new heights in happiness for a small price, don’t worry! This will change your life in a way that you’d least expect."Yeah,who believes in horoscopes anyways? Definitely not Edward, of course,or so he thought. CANNON AH ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella