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Author has written 51 stories for House, M.D., Bones, Psych, Phineas and Ferb, Big Time Rush, NCIS: Los Angeles, Zombieland, Avatar: Last Airbender, Saw, Parks and Recreation, Back in the Game, Crumbs, Angel from Hell, Hannah Montana, and Jessica Jones.
ABOUT ME: I am a native Plutonian but have spent some of my childhood years on Asgard as well. I did an internship on Mars for a while testing recombinant DNA to make superstrong human-newt hybrids. Earth-616 born and raised, though I've been known to dimension-travel to my vacation home in Earth-295. I am a close adviser to John Cusack and am long-time drinking buddies with Barack Obama (his friends just call him Bar-Bar). Though I am a native airbender I have mastered all 4 elements, including metal, lightning, and the element of surprise (gotcha) I was once on a baseball team called the Bears, though we were not good news. I won a Nobel Prize for Sarcasm, but then got it revoked. I am a graduate of the Jean Grey School. If you want to know more about me, I have carved my complete bio into Sozin's Comet which comes by every 100 years.
If you understood every reference in that bio, I applaud your existence. Drop me a line in PM we might have something in common (Totally NOT world domination plans...) Or check out Nobeard Shawn if you're into comically-placed hidden pop culture references.
Find me on twitter @darr51 its a Psych account PSYCH COUNTDOWN tell me you found me on fanfiction and I'll follow back.
The stories that I would show off if I could, to people who don't necessarily know the fandoms:
the Forever Young series
Unit 004 Responding
Nobeard Shawn and the Quest for the Really Big Booty
Indiana Neric and the Quest for the Barbecue Chicken Tenders
A Little Too Late
Until We Meet Again
Steady As the Sea
NOTE: There are a few stories on here for fandoms you wouldn't expect (from someone who has written fics for both Saw and Hannah Montana... (fics like this tend to be either extreme comedy/parody or extremely serious adult-themed stuff. Guess which one was Saw and which one was HM. You guessed wrong.))
But about that, if you write too, you know exactly what I mean when I say if an idea for a story goes off in my head, there literally is no stopping it. If it's not complete shit I'll post it. That would explain the HM and Phineas and Ferb (can't remember what else embarrassing is on here... I'm sure there's more.) but it's not embarrassing to me since I think it shows writer's flexibility and diversity.
...or some shit like that.
I will take full responsibility for starting the following categories:
Back in the Game (2013)
Angel From Hell (2016)
I also started the Nallen ship.
SHOWS:Psych, Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Galavant, Crumbs, Psych, Angel From Hell, Cheers, some Dexter?, umm...psych!
MOVIES: Back to the Future. Top Secret. Sixth Sense! Bad News Bears. Meatballs. Balto. Snowpiercer. Meet the Robinsons. Psych the Musical. Invention of Lying. Idiocracy. Back to the Future. Stand by Me. Donnie Darko. The Lion King. Back to the Future. Not necessarily in that order (mostly in that order).
COMIC BOOK SERIES/STORY ARCS: Ultimate comics Spider-Man (Miles); Deadpool vs Hawkeye; Spiderman and the X-Men; House of M; Meaty Deadpool; Spider-Man 2099 (new and old); Earth 2 ; Avengers Academy; Chew; Vision and the Scarlet Witch (the old ones); The New Mutants; Postal; all the Fear Itself Marvel specials; anything with Legion.
AUTHOR: Andrew Smith. I've emailed him before, and twitter-messaged him. He gives some great advice, while also being blunt and funny and often rude about it. Awesome.
RULES OF IMAGINE PSYCH
My "Imagine Psych" fic as you may know is really just a bunch of prompts that are short because I originally had them posted to twitter. I have been letting people use those prompts to make their own stories. Here are the guidelines though:
1. You MUST message me first, saying which one you want to use (just because some of them I am already writing myself)
2. Mention my penname and the story "Imagine Psych" in an author's note.
3. Pass on a random act of kindness to anyone that day.
LAUGH AT ME
Let me share some of my best writing fails and you will feel better about your own writing. The best way to overcome fails is to flaunt them (Halle Berry at the Raspberries anyone?) If you don't have writing fails you don't write enough.
ANY of my House fanfics. I lost interest early on, so it's some of my least mature writing.
The very first fic I posted here, a Gone (book series) fic that really sucked so I tossed it.
The Indiana Neric and Nobeard Shawn fics. It would comfort you to know that I was smoking something funky when I wrote them. But alas, I was not.
The SUMMARY for Steady As The Sea. For literally my most adult-themed, serious, angsty fic, I couldn't put it into words so this came out instead:
Santa Barbara's toughest case yet really hits home for Juliet. But is this what she's been looking for the whole time? Shules family. I suck at summaries. Ok basically it involves a long lost relative, heavy emotions for Lassie and Jules, and a baby that's got nothing to do with the prevalent angst. Dark themes. Whatever. I tried at a summary. You might cry. Worst summary ever.
And there you have it.
The existence of the Phineas and Ferb fanfic.
The fact that I made both Big Time Rush and Hannah Montana tragically ridiculously angsty with themes of child abuse and suicide. What the hell were you thinking, man!? Children might read this stuff!
50 Ways To Kill Hannah Burley: which I co-wrote for a while, then took over. Seriously, a human pinata? A live dissection (that one wasn't mine)? The line "Organs exploded like red water balloons."?
Every category I've started was cut short in their first season, and for two of them I have the only story in it..
Laugh at my failures. It makes me feel better. I'm laughing.
I am also on Fictionpress under the same penname. I have a lot of Jaggie stuff there, including my biggest story "Piece 6" (killer name, huh?) it's got currently over 12 words! Just kidding it's around 180,000 words. It's also got 60-something reviews which I think is a lot for fictionpress. I reserve the right to brag about this ONE thing. There is some totally original stuff there as well.
Update: I moved my completely-original stuff on Fictionpress to an account called Zoso77 (so if I ever want to show someone my stories, they don't have to see all the Psych stuff) because Jimmy Page and Led Zeppelin rule.
Okay. That's all.