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Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HAI! Im Lousion ;D Okay thats not my real name but whatever.

Heya. PM me, I dont mind. =)

Kay bye.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood >D)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (but I am a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Bonding Time by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
The States are required to get together for some controlled bonding. But these are the states and they've just gotten their first taste of international chaos. Did you really think they could behave themselves? Includes pranks, magic, and romance ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - America
Still the Baby by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Despite people thinking that Arthur's older brothers are merely bullies, they're actually much more than that. They care for their younger brother and want him to know that, even if it means humiliating him. To them, he's still the baby of the family. One-shot I think.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Into the Tub by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
America wasn't the only child to despise baths. Big brother Francis and baby England fluff! one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Letters to the Maritime Trio! by EnterTheDarkSide reviews
To distract themselves from their economic problems, The Maritime Trio- Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island- have started excepting letters! Rated T for cussing, historical/cultural facts, crude humour, and any dares! Now with Cape Breton.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Canada, Scotland - Complete
The History of Canadia by owncode reviews
All of French-Canadian interactions in history told through their personifications. Francis's love for Matthieu and how they have evolved throughout the scores of years, but have never grown too far apart. M for safety now, and later chapters. Definitely Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Canada, France
Crooked Smiles by No Longer Writing FFs reviews
"What do you write about anyway?" he asked agitatedly. "Curious people with crooked smiles like yours," Arthur responded. Implied FrUK. School AU. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
TERRA by SyllableFromSound reviews
"Let's imagine that there really were no countries. The Earth had been united under one rule, one body—we'll call that single governing body TERRA." What happens when nations are no longer needed? AU. Partially inspired by John Lennon's "Imagine".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,120 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011
The harp's lingering songs by autumn-leaf16 reviews
a collection of one shot relating to Vinland and the Nordics- relates to "Neither princess nor queen". Song 10: "Vida minha This life of mine Norway examined why he had been so protective of Vinland, as well as recalling how important she is to him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Norway, Canada
Baby Brother by Daring Dear reviews
Arthur sneaks into the nursery to meet his newest little sibling. -.-.-. AU, OCs, Cuteness .-.-.-.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Understand by Daring Dear
Allistair sacrificed everything for his brothers. Logan was too young to know what he had done for them, but as he grows older, he comes to understand all to well exactly what his brother went through to keep them safe. . . . OCs, Violence .-.-.-.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Unlikely Events by DerangedLychan reviews
Centaurs hated humans, saw them as lower, inferior. Why is it that Alasdair had taken to guarding Francis, then? ScotFru Oneshot AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Scotland, France - Complete
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
Brother Of Mine by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(ONESHOT) In which England comes down with Pneumonia. Scotland shows a rare moment in which he does care...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
L'histoire francaise: Battle by coeurgryffondor reviews
Scotland had said they'd put their alliance to the test, and France couldn't wait to pick more fights with England to do just that. / Series: L'histoire française, 20 historical Francis Bonnefoy drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2012 - France, Scotland - Complete
Times of the Past by LordofAmus reviews
Germany shares memories of him and Prussia after Prussia's death. NOT GERMANCEST! Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Jellybeans by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America has the Baltics come up with the newest Jelly Belly flavor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, Lithuania - Complete
Rebellion Of A Young Man by cyber-rose13 reviews
America's feelings on Endland close to and/or during the Revolutionary War
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Canadian Humor by Fallen1 reviews
A story for the real Canada. Because every Canadian has, at some point, laughed so hard they've fallen down. It's also about the people who love them enough to make sure they're ok and then laugh at them;nothing says funny like head trauma or a hangover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Canada - Complete
Tomorrow by Cynmia reviews
Canadian Chronicles: New Brunswick. But for tonight, Angus would still have his son close, and Samuel would still be a Cabot. Personified Canadian Provinces NB and NS; ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Canada - Complete
Hollow by Regal Panther reviews
She was created to manage the humans who live in Canada's lands. Without humans, she is nothing - empty. And Canada has so few humans and so much land, it's as though the land is empty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Canada - Complete
A Happy Family by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
A series of stories about random days that the 'happy' family of China, Romano, and America go through. If you think that's strange, meet their family and neighborhood! China/Romano, Norway/Taiwan. Oh, you know it's so canon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, S. Italy/Romano
Pancakes by pengirl100and2 reviews
Canada always feels invisible. But now there is someone who sees...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Canada, Latvia - Complete
Canada's Great Idea by Daynapayna reviews
"No one is going to forget me next meeting!" He giggled, "No one!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Canada - Complete
canada remembers by magomi-21573 reviews
canada is usually forgotton, but he never forgets. -please enjoy my very first story !- by the way i forgot to put this in but i do not own hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Canada - Complete
Canadian Hate by riolusaura reviews
They ignored him, and he hates them for it...He'll always be alone, or thats what he thinks. Sometimes you just need to look in the magic mirror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Canada - Complete
Allow This! by LiechLiet reviews
Sealand confuses Finland with some bare sick English slang. One shot, no warnings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sealand, Finland
Twas in the moon of winter time by Goldpen reviews
They used to battle each other, were close friends after their father's made up. But what will happen when teasing hits a nerve one christmas night? *This is an OCxOC fic, personification of State, Provinces and Territories lie within! NOT USxCAN*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
What do Double Rainbows Mean? by Dork Overload reviews
England learns about what a double rainbow means. Contains mild FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Common Differances by PersephoneQ reviews
Artur/Lukas Norway . Sometimes it takes a little push to get two people to agree on something. Who knew that it would be a bunch of seven year olds that changed their minds about love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2011 - England/Britain, Norway
Elizaveta by FluffyRobi reviews
... NorIce. Because Norway tops -shot- M for smut and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Surprise! by Regal Panther reviews
Or, "Reasons to Fear Canada". Individual traits of each province and territory that show just how afraid of Canada you should really be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Canada
BRONIES ARE CONTAGIOUS by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
America and Poland convince Italy into watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Romano does not approve. It only takes America and his cursed T.V shows, and Poland and his pony love, to break hell amongst all the nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, Poland
Snow Angels by Measured reviews
France gets Young!Canada dressed up for their winter walk. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
DTF? by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
Canada is waaay too innocent...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Resolve by The Apathetic Jackass reviews
-Sealand, England- The only reason he wanted to become a nation is because he has something to prove.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Kite Flying by waterrain reviews
America and South Korea bond while flying a kite.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, South Korea - Complete
I Had No Idea by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones had no idea that his best friend Im Yong Soo was being called a name by one of their classmates. Im Yong Soo had no idea that his best friend Alfred Jones...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, South Korea - Complete
Farewell by Chipsun reviews
The Principality of Sealand - also known as Peter Kirkland - is not a child. Not anymore. Warning: Character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sealand - Complete
Reconciliation by Cynical Gummy Bear reviews
Another world meeting, another shock-Canada's provinces are personified as well, and so are other regions! Little do the nations know that there is hatred for them among the provinces, and pasts better left untouched.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Canada
Where he's loved by FluffDucklings reviews
Children don't know who to turn to or what to do in cases of domestic violence. But, given a little hope, they are able to find peace in the most unexpected of places and with the most unexpected people. Based on Concrete Angel by Martina McBride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Miscommunication by Pchew reviews
Ivan Braginski wasn't crazy. It was just a misunderstanding...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Russia - Complete
Movie Night by LyddieK reviews
What happens when Denmark invites some other nations to his hotel room for a movie night? Lots of Disney movies for one. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Canadian Invaders! by Stars-And-Keys reviews
Choose your Own ending type, meaning you write the ending you want. later I'll take all of the endings I get from you writing and posting link in review and create a new chapter with the links. Canadian Provinces, American States. I mean no offence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Half of One Hundred by kiniyakkii reviews
They are not Nations, and never will be as long as the United States of America does. But they exist because of the possibility, and America makes sure to visit every one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America - Complete
Blind by Ms. Ely Sium reviews
Arthur Kirkland had a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Battle for Dominance by CranberryL2 reviews
Iceland and Finland get into a fight about who's the most uke-ish Nordic, and Norway, Sweden, and Denmark get inexplicably sucked in. MULTIPLE PAIRINGS, YAOI, CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Iceland, Finland - Complete
Canada, Not America by iFellOffMars reviews
I am Canada...not America,Canada. And this is a short story about me,Canada...not America. It's about Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Canada
Skræling by Don'tKillKenny reviews
"Iceland couldn't supress the grin that broke out on his face. He had not only discovered a new country, but this country had his eyes, just like a little brother." A version of the vikings first discovering Vinland now Canada . Fluff, Violence, Angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Iceland, Canada - Complete
No Unwounded Soldiers by UroBoros13 reviews
Alfred goes to war and comes back. The hard part isn't the war. It's coming home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Buried by Capitaine Pickle reviews
For Alfred and Matthew, there's only ten hours left. Slight AlxMatt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Pieces That Make a Nation by HawaiianAwesomeness reviews
When you're the personification of a group of people, even if you're just one of America's states, you have a lot of responsibility to your people, and this responsibility is supposed to be taken seriously. Too bad it isn't. OCs- and lots of 'em
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - America
Alone by dk7890 reviews
Iceland's feelings when he is left alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Iceland - Complete
Of Christmas Cheer and Biological Impossibilities by sister socrates reviews
A hella-intense and very cracktastic Christmas adventure, in which Estonia mourns his love life and Lithuania gives birth in an alley. Oh, and some other stuff happens too, I guess. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Pillow Fight by cake-error reviews
Crack meeting. The world has a pillow fight. Greece is totally Sanrio. Germany is totally badass with a Shinatty-chan toy. There is totally no plot. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Tears of the Fallen by dark-Yuuki-sama reviews
Matthew Kirkland, a genius who dropped out of high school in order to work to make money for his brother and sister's medical treatments, joins the U.S. army, and is mortally wounded causing him to reflect back on his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Canada - Complete
Twenty Five Secrets by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Mirror by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/21/2010 - [America, Canada] - Complete
Bring back Prussia: A tale of friends and idiots by aoi-akai reviews
Spain and France miss Prussia so Spain comes up with an idea, let's steal a book from Arthur and bring Prussia back from the dead! Chaos ensured. One-shot for now but could become multi-chapter based on reviews.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
England and the Unicorn by Narukashi666 reviews
India gave England some drugs. HO NOES! Will England find the Unicorn in time? READ TO FIND OUT. /Yes, I know it's crap. Because it's my second Hetalia fic. TT TT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
People Pleaser by Orpah reviews
Canada greets Seychelles. Little!Canada, Little!Seychelles. Drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Canada, Seychelles - Complete
Brothers at War ish by Blue-Eyed Chocobo reviews
Sequel to Ameri-who?. It started when England just wanted to shut America up. Now, America and Canada are at war...ish with each other, each getting even with the other until one finally admits defeat. -Limited- OCs include Quebec and Massachusetts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Canada, America
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Berry Cake by Loveless Paradox reviews
[GrimmIchiUlqui] Ulquiorra and Grimmjow visit Ichigo just as he finished making a cake... With Frosting. Rated M - Sexualcontent/Yaoi SEQUEL: Markings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Luppi Matsumoto by smileyface92 reviews
Very crack pairing A school based love story between Luppi and Matsumoto. Rating may go up
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Luppi, R. Matsumoto
Grimmjow's Epic Adventure with Dora! by Bala blaster reviews
After Ulquiorra and Aizen go crazy, Grimmjow finds out that Dora has become a shinigami and she wants to get revenge on Swiper!
Crossover - Bleach & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Craziest Adventure Ever in History by thefirstespada reviews
Ulquiorra has a crazy adventure on earth filled with crazy twists and turns. It all ends with an epic explosion and revelation. Extreme OOC and Rated T for crude humor and violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Horrifying Humour by four4six6eight8 reviews
Not that scary, but pretty funny in my opinion. Rated T for mild language and some violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Chocolatecovered monstrosities by BananaNutCrunch reviews
There were no words in the English language that could accurately describe Nnoitora's expression at that poit. There WAS, however, an Internet option. Simply put, Nnoitora's face looked like this: - -
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Snow by Revolutionjack reviews
Alaska thinks about how different he is from the rest of America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Envy's Bagels by Wraffie reviews
Crackish and written for humour, this story involves Envy becoming addicted to the taste of bagels after telling everyone he hates them. And the other Homunculi aren't going to let the opportunity to mock him go by.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
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How Canada got Kuma reviews
This is the story of How Canada earned Kumajiro. The bear was not given to him by any country, general winter, nor Native America. But from one of his own kin. Pro/Ter OC's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
All across Canada reviews
Did you know even Canada's provinces and territories where personified? And they each have something to say! Follow me for one shots on each of the provinces and territories!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Canada
The Pirates Life reviews
England and Spain reminisce some times they had in the good 'ol pirate days. ...I suck at summaries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Today reviews
Today I killed by brother. You had it coming, brother. WARNING CONTAINS: Cannibalism, Violence, Blood, Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Monthly TV 'family' time reviews
Francis, Arthur, Mathew and Alfred have a monthly family tv time where they watch TV together. Little bit of FRUK. T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Gin and Aizen's Eleven children reviews
Based in the human world Gin and Aizen adopt eleven children. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Just another day with Ulqui and Grimm! reviews
Another day with Ulqui and Grimm. NO YAOI
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete