little miss randomosity
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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2124891, Profile Updated: 09-18-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

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:favorite quote of all time:

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

~Unknown

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:updates:

09/18/11: I think I'm finally starting to get into the full swing of things so I'll try and stick to what I promised myself would be a weekly update schedule. ^_^'' Wish me luck. On a side note, my re-writing senses are tingling again, and they're pointing me to chapter one of Imprinting? Isn't That What Ducks Do? Rest assured though, if I do decide to re-write the chapter (which I most probably will), I'll make sure to keep the plot points intact, and only add to the context and make the whole thing a lot more funny to read.

09/10/11: After three long weeks, your lovely authoress has finally escaped the far reaches of 10th grade hell to find enough time to update you guys on things. :) First off, you probably noticed I broke my promise on updating and did practically nothing the whole summer. . . . I blame my laziness and procrastination on that one. Second, Vampire Knight, Schmampire Night has been deleted. I sincerely apologize to any readers out there. The story was going a completely different direction than I originally planned, and I just didn't know how to fix it without loosing interest in it or ruining the whole thing. So, yeah. I deleted it. I might make another VK story later on, just not now. As for Imprinting? Isn't That What Ducks Do? I'll try and get chapter 2 up by this weekend. M'kay?

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:about the author:

little miss randomosity is:

- a girl who likes coming up with story plots while sitting in odd positions

- a procrastinator and all-around lazy person

- a nerk (and dang proud of it :D)

- a fandom hopper

- easily bored and has a short attention span

- normally shy and anti-social with other people, random, full of energy, and talkative with friends/after consuming large amounts of sugar/when bored (then she'll just turn around and start chatting up the closest person like they're the best of friends)

- a person who dislikes her real name, Tatianna, especially after being told she was named after a freakin' fairy princess in a Shakespeare play

- a person who loves her bishounen ^_^

- a pervert on the outside, a romantic on the inside

- a living, breathing contradiction

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:favorites:

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, FMA: Brotherhood, Inuyasha, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Shiki, Lovely Complex, Vampire Knight, Shugo Chara!, Ouran High School Host Club, Toradora!, K-On!

Books: the Hunger Games, the Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Death Note: Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases, Lord of the Flies, Wuthering Heights, Romeo and Juliet

Bands/Artists: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Paramore, Flyleaf, Demi Lovato, Coldplay, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, YUI, L'Arc-en-Ciel, SCANDAL, Stereopony, UVERworld, Flow

Current Favorites: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Lord of the Flies

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Imprinting? Isn't That What Ducks Do? - Weekly updated; chapter three in progress - 5% complete

Notes: I never thought I'd see the day where I'd write a Twilight fic...it's just not really my thing. But, after searching around a bit I found quite a few of the Twilight fanfiction to be a lot more interesting than the book, so here it is: my first piece of Twilight fanfiction. On a side note, one of my friends is absolutely convinced I'm in love with the series. Seriously, though? Vampire Knight is NOTHING like Twilight and should not be considered a cheap imitation of the story. I admit I bought the official guide on impulse...but that's only because of the pretty pictures. :3

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I c e C u b e s by Guilty.Ink reviews
When Amari came to Cross Academy, she thought her only problem was chalk being thrown at her by irritated teachers. But soon, her reckless and impulsive behaviours get the attention of certain aristocrat vampires - whether they would admit it or not. IchijouxOCxShiki. Old story, read at your own discretion!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Senri S., Takuma I., OC - Complete
Return to the Rabbit Hole by Kuroberri reviews
Tiffany Lyraine certainly didn't expect she would be kidnapped her first day away from home, but it might just be the push she needs to give herself and Wonderland hope. How can this Alice knock-off possibly keep her head when everyone is telling her what she should think? Even worse, how can will she react when her most recent heart breaker joins her in Wonderland?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010
My Soul To Steal by the butt-loving cynic reviews
So I'm supposed to be a sort of all-you-can-eat power buffet for demons? HAH! There's no way in hell I'm letting that happen. I'd rather become a cliche Mary Sue than succumb to Sebastian's "charms". Arrogant demon bastard. FINISHED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,971 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Diamonds in Wine by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Everyone knows Kanda Yuu, famous Japanese supermodel and heir to an international company. When Matsumomo Rei becomes his bodyguard, she swears not to fall in love with him. But with Kanda that gorgeous, is resistance even possible? KandaxOCxTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 415,108 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk, OC - Complete
花弁の雨滴 Shizuku Oite Hana by PeinSaku reviews
After Yahiko quite literally runs into the girl of his dreams, he comes to discover that she's the new transfer student joining his class. What could get better? Now, if only he could stop making a fool of himself in front of her... AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,708 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Sakura H., Yahiko] - Complete
The FAQ on How to Operate a Vehicle by Mr. Ree and Mr. Meenor reviews
He blames his doctor for not learning how to drive. Kanda blames his insanity. Will Lavi be able to learn the basics of driving? Or will he fail utterly? There's only one way to find out. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Night's Sky by Scari reviews
They are a microcosm, though they don't admit it; brought together by hatred, friendship, or unusual "circumstances" and connected by the knowledge of secrets they were never meant to discover. One loves day, one loves night, the other loves nothing.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,773 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Senri S.
So I Thought by To Seek The Truth reviews
At the start of their search for Cross Devit and Jasdero run into someone they never thought they'd see again! Now she's an Exorcist that Tyki is planning to kill and they must decide where their loyalties lie. DevitxOC, Slight TykixOC - Complete!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,347 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - David/Devitto, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Operation: PDA by Uchiha B reviews
Dating Uchiha Itachi, Kagome realises one thing: it seems that Itachi is rather wary of 'Public Displays of Affection.' Well, Kagome is willing to fix that... Naruto/Inuyasha inter-connected one-shots
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Kagome H., Itachi U.]
Property Damage by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Remember the hotel Sasuke and Itachi trashed when they were fighting? Well it's now demanding two billion yen from Sasuke. The only problem is that Sasuke doesn't have enough. So what does he do? Asks his brother for financial support.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by SilverHinata888 reviews
A nice little game that the Akatsuki play that brings hell to those who get chosen to comit the dares Dare 1: Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Akatsuki
I Kissed Some Grass and Liked It by Yumekari reviews
Mello decides to play a game he learned about from the Internet with his friends. Randomness and crazy pairings ensue.
Crossover - Death Note & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Mello - Complete
Smile by DarkToLight reviews
When Rangiku approaches you with a camera, it's normally wise to run. -ShuuheiRangiku, HisagiMatsumoto, whichever- -Spoilers for the end of series 3/volume 20ish-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Kill A Pureblood: Zero Style by Pureblood Status reviews
Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K.
Brainless by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Call me Nagato by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
While looking through the Akatsuki's various bills, Konan makes the mistake of accidentally calling Pein "Nagato". Hilarity ensues. Slight PeinxKonan fluff. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Under My Umbrella by Yumekari reviews
Jasdebi 'forgets' to do his homework, and attempts to get away with it. JasdebixLero/Relo/Fat Monster crackpairing AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jasdero, Lero - Complete
Lavi's Ass by Sakiihana reviews
A parody of Rick Springfield's song, Jesse's Girl. "You know, I wish that I had Lavi's ass,/ I wish that I had Lavi's ass/ I want Lavi's ass,/ Where can I find a tush like that"
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Lavi - Complete
A Guide to by animea-hime reviews
Hey guys, just a simple guide to writing fanfictions since I felt like it and could, nothing spectacular, I hope you enjoy... Complete
Screenplays - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Death Toll by dead drifter reviews
What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Rangiku and Yachiru's Mission by DreamingVampGirl reviews
What happens when Byakuya Kuchiki is voted number one for the one the Shinigami Women's Association wants a photobook of? How do Rangiku Matsumoto and Yachiru Kusajishi plan to handle the situation of taking pictures of the unpersuasive captain?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2007 - R. Matsumoto, Yachiru K.
Imprinting? Isn't that What Ducks Do? reviews
Her agenda is: one, figure out how Embry Call could possibly score higher than her in Chem., two, determine whether or not so-called La Push gang is on steroids, and three, present theories on why imprinting means Embry is part-duck. Simple, right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Embry