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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2124895, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Hunger Games.

My name is Ellie, and I write a little and often. Original fiction is normally where it's at for me, but since I started writing drabbles for a Harry Potter fanfiction blog on Tumblr (defence-against-the-drabbles), that's grown less and less true.

I read fanfiction for all my fandoms- which are too numerous to try and list- but it is mainly Harry Potter, Welcome to Night Vale and Shingeki no Kyojin, and they're the only ones I write for. Weird mix, I know.
I feel like I should warn everyone looking at my fics that I'm really bad at writing porn, and I have an intense dislike for typically happy endings.

I've been writing since I was like... six, I think? It's taken me that long to get even this good, which is not very good. One day, I'd like to be able to call myself a professional author, although I'd much prefer to just be Neil Gaiman, who I firmly assert is the greatest writer that has ever lived.

I have an account on archiveofourown where I crosspost all my fics, with the pen name Elvamire. There's also fics on there that will never see the light of day on fanfiction, so... something to think about.

My tumblr is nevereverwhere, and I track that tag as well as w0lfermelon. You should say hi.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5625 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 7/23/2009
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,405 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Rule of Thirds by thisbluepeony reviews
AU: Sirius Black, star of the university's football team, only wants one thing: a teensy-weensy, harmless little kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Finest in Fairford by thisbluepeony reviews
Remus Lupin's job in a Fairford coffee shop is always uneventful, until an exotic new customer begins leaving messages with his tips.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Across the Road by Riona reviews
Waterloo Road/His Dark Materials crossover, set mainly during series six and seven of Waterloo Road. Josh, Tom and Finn all have a lot to cope with, and their daemons don't always make things easier for them.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Josh S. - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Something Tells Me by fleemneek reviews
What happens when Mitchell first meets Josie. How did he get there? And why? The events before, during and after S2E5, The Looking Glass.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - J. Mitchell, W. Herrick - Complete
Tattered by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,806 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
ThInGs AiN't ChIlL, bRo by superlabelgirl reviews
He didn't want to bother anyone, but things have gotten worse than he could have imagined. Desperate, Gamzee reaches out to his best bro for help. A Trollmegle style chat log charting Gamzee's descent into insanity. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Holiday Special 'Tis the Season by revolu-XUN reviews
AU; Zexion and Demyx, citizens of Halloween Town and Christmas Town respectively, meet due to a fortunate little snowstorm. Demyx will help Zexion truly experience Christmas, no scientific explanations and mathematical equations involved. BL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
The Gayest Story by xElementFivex reviews
In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
Contentment by Atreyl reviews
What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Leather Pants by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your best friend ever asks you, "Hey, I've got to go clothes shopping; wanna come with me?" say no. Especially if said friend is male and enjoys wearing nothing but leather. Mello/Matt hinted, language, crack hilarity
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Love You by MorbidMandy reviews
After an intense sparring match, Jace says something that makes Alec think. He asks Magnus a question, and Magnus answers him. Malec fluff. Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Good Life by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello, five years after the Kira investigation. This is the life they should have had, the life they deserved.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Black Magic Woman by Chloe Winchester reviews
Someone wants the Book of the White, and there's only one way to get it from Magnus. Alec. The Usual Malec and Clary/Jace nothing more! hurt!Alec set after COG Malec centric
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,267 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Common Colds and Uncommon Warmths by Holli-chan reviews
Alec is sick, and he misses Magnus. Texting, sneezing, and rainbow hoodies are apparent. Rated T just to be safe, some Boy/Boy makeout happens, some language vry mild . I suck at summaries, so... just read it. It has Malec, dammit! XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pantomime by Dlvvanzor reviews
L has always hated mirrors... a fact of which BB is very, very aware. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Postcards From Hell by Jinxed-Wood reviews
The first postcard came about a week after the accident...
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Mitchell - Complete
Six Letters Remus Lupin Never Sent by freudian fuckup reviews
Six letters spanning five years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Of Adam, Moses, and Tantalus by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
The Moment by freudian fuckup reviews
There are certain Moments at which even an angel must question exactly how ineffable the Ineffable Plan could possibly be. Aziraphale/Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
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Wonderless reviews
Non-Magical AU. Teddy Lupin is a jaded photographer and Victoire Weasley a failed actress turned model. Their inevitable meeting leaves them separated from each other, but the promise of a photo shoot and a rapidly declining faith in humanity have tied them inexorably together and neither is willing to let the other go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
You And I'll Be Safe And Sound reviews
Jean Kirschtein is in it for the glory, and Marco just wants to go home. Welcome to the 104th annual Hunger Games; and may the odds be ever in your favour.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Jean K., Marco B.
Home reviews
Home is where the heart is, and your love lies bleeding.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
Non-magical AU. Remus has been in love with Sirius for almost as long as he's known him, and most think that Sirius loves him back. The only problem is that Sirius doesn't seem to agree. Remus has been told that he needs to play the waiting game, but there's only so long someone can hold on. (On Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.