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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13360 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 4,312 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
Collisions by Milk40 reviews
WINNER OF THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. All human. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,693 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Room 212 by revrag reviews
A story of survival and adversity. Endurance and love. Discovering how to overlook the things that matter least, for the reward of the things that matter most. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10689 - Favs: 7,863 - Follows: 6,514 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cobblestones to Corsets by TrueEnglishRose reviews
In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had. Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Found Me by BestScentEver reviews
Edward leaves and Bella drowns in the loss of not only him, but of her whole life. Four years after leaving Forks, Alice sees a vision of a broken and dying Bella. The Cullen's rescue her, but can they save her. Will Edward come home?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,396 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Beaches of Life by dolphin62598 reviews
Returning to her hometown after college, Bella is thrilled to be reunited with her friends Alice and Jordan. What she doesn’t expect is the undeniable attraction that she feels for Jordan’s husband Edward. When lines blur, friendships are tested.ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,730 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10887 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 5,824 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The One Who Got Away by Racheli reviews
Bella met Edward just before their senior year and fell madly in love. But when life after high school pulls them apart, can Bella move on and find love again? Or will she always be in love with the one who got away? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,000 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11451 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12853 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 6,164 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Singer and The Sorrow by MG2112 reviews
Neither can survive without the other. They have to be together or they will both perish. Bella Swan is a graduate student drawn into a world of dreams. Edward Cullen is a beautiful, immortal vampire. High in the hills of the Tuscany region of Italy is a town called Volterra that inexplicably links these two disparate lives. **Ch10-REVISED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,617 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Game by Kare831 reviews
Being surrounded by loving family and friends her entire life, Bella finds herself in love with Edward just before he leaves her behind and goes off to Juilliard. Edward is the love of her life, but is he willing to share her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 333,943 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25047 - Favs: 12,125 - Follows: 8,224 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5176 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7103 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper CutOuts by astilbe13 reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with twistedcoincidence AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,587 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barely Breathing by jarkin33 reviews
A love taken for granted, we don't always realize what we have until it's gone. "They say bad things happen for a reason and I'd like to believe that's true." A story about realizing what's important. Edward & Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Here's to Strategy by LauraLoo7 reviews
Bella Swan is the CEO of a successful marketing firm in Washington, and she's worked hard to get there. When her VP hires a new manager from a competitor, Bella demands perfection. But this guy thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,135 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,135 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12166 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disc Jockeys by casket4mytears reviews
AU, AH, spoof of the film Empire Records. A day in the life of Velvet Records as the gang battles shoplifters and threats of corporate buyouts, and torments the customers. Oh yes, and romance. Canon pairings apply; E/B focus. Meyer/Heikkinen own all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,215 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete