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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2125062, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Harry Potter, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Gender: I's a girl anyone who tells you different is a liar

Single or taken: i's taken Yay have a party

Fav Anime/Manga: Gravitation, Sailor Moon, Beyblade, and lots lots more

Siblings: i have lots so dont ask their names

Age: 20

I don't like stereotypes. The bold ones apply to me if you cant tell

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
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I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Hetalia Pairings:

Yaoi Pairings

Seme/Uke

Greece/Japan

Germany/N.Italia

Spain/Romano

Prussia/Canada

Denmark/Norway

Sweden/Finland

America/England

Russia/China

Lithuania/Poland

Switzerland/Austria

Hetro:

S.Korea/Lichtenstein

Iceland/Greenland

Austria/Hungry

Estonia/Belarus

Hong Kong/Singapore

The Courage of Hanataro Yamada-

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Amber Roses by Romanec reviews
A collection of drabbles and what ifs surrounding the Tachi Aizawa attack. Newest: Entry 29: Mental aftermath. Shuichi tries to write it down. Entry 30: Mental aftermath. Yuki reflects.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Street of Dreams by chochowilliams reviews
Part 1 and Part 2 of the I Want Us To Be A Family series. What was supposed to be a one-night stand, changes their lives forever. AU, Shouta, Angst, Drama, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Family, Fantasy, M-Preg, Language, M/M, Hentai, OCs, OOC, Hermaphrodites referred to as "Neutrals"
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,643 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Of Thorns and Roses by Passive reviews
It's hard to survive in the dark side of the world, in the hands of criminals, gamblers and smugglers, but then again, it's not the roses that have thorns; it's the thorns that have roses, and Yuki is a thorn. Yuki X Shuichi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
A Mermaid's Tail by Pinkshuchan reviews
On his 16th birthday, Eiri is saved by a mermaid with the most beautiful tail he'd ever seen. Six years later, they meet again. Will they be able to stay together? Or will they be separated forever. ShuxYuki pairing. Warning, contains Yaoi and M-preg.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
More to Life Than Tennis by sesshou-lover reviews
Sakuno’s grandmother contrives to force Tezuka into a date with her granddaughter. Problems arise and as a result Sakuno becomes pregnant. Both must learn to balance their new lives together while readying for the new tennis season. It isn't so easy.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,347 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007 - R. Sakuno, Tezuka K.
Pink Cross by kazahaya-kun reviews
Fai couldn't believe it had ended up this way. Or that Kurogane was actually happy about it. Mpreg.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Times Tourniquet by Dana M. Jones reviews
What would you do if your vampire lover was sent away to a different country. As you wait for him to return, his coven is attacked. After seperated you are later turned into a vampire like your lover. Will you wait for him to return to you after centuries
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
Forgotten by Sepia Painter reviews
They thought it was a genetic disease. They were wrong. It was something much, much worse. COMPLETE.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Tape by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Shuichi is giving advices to Yuki’s nonexistent new lover. Death fic YukiShu Nonbastard Eiri this time.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
My Subject by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Suguru wants to learn more about the mystery we know as Shuichi Shindou but as he goes deeper into his case, he never knew he'd be also trap as well. SuShu, YukiShu, well...everybodySHU
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Suguru F., Shuichi S.
Killer Dancer by hilariberri reviews
KaixHil First fic He's a potential boyfriend and she's a killer dancer, literally. Both become partners for dance lessons. Will they be able to endure the physical contact? And other hardships? Ch 23: Somnambulate. Updated!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,341 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T.
I Saw Daddy by bakayaro onna reviews
Oneshot. A holiday present for my Gravi beta, Aja, with her original character, Naora, and her two daddies. Why is Naora crying on Christmas Day? Written in Aja's style.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Tea Fight by hiya24 reviews
Who won the fight to get Naru his tea? This is one idea...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Unbeating Heartache by Kolie reviews
Ever since his birth, life has been hell for one Shindou Shuichi. Plagued by preternatural powers and unable to remember his past, he seeks help from the only person who can give it to him...a vampire and his kind's worst enemy...
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,009 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
Aburame Ichizoku by Lithe-Fider reviews
8 years before Kyubi, Shibi becomes clan leader. How did he meet & fall in love with Shino’s mother? What goes on behind Aburame clan doors? A romantic, true to the show, indepth look at the Aburmae Ichizoku, it's members, & their beloved kikaichu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,620 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Shibi A. - Complete
Who are you Mr Mystery Caller? by Kuroshiix reviews
‘HE'S DEAD! But is it possible for him to return from death?’ There’s this creepy caller who keeps on calling each of them. How will Yuki help to solve the problem with the caller? Did he know something about it? Read and find out!
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Eiri Y. - Complete
Bedroom by katsumi kazama reviews
If you made a promise would you keep it even you are scared half to death?
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2005
Charmed by Kitsanken reviews
When Misao's doubts about her beloved Aoshi-sama's true feelings towards her reach an all time high, she does the unthinkable: She joins forces with Mibu's Wolf, defying her Okashira's orders in process.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,202 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Saitou, Misao
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TMNT (TEMP NAME) reviews
The Name Is To Be Decided By You. The Turtles finally find girls interested in them but their not what they expect. F/M OC (is it bestiality, god I don't know) and anything else that I may or may not be aware of. I AM BACK.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014
Life, Love and Werewolfs reviews
Draco has been turned into a werewolf and Lupin teaches him how to deal, meanwhile Colin and Charlie are trying to hide a mistake they should never have made though it might bring them closer, and Harry is trying to fight Dumbledores rule whilst fighting a maniac that has been trying to kill him since he was a baby and avoid Snape. M/M Yaoi, Mpreg, Miscarriage, Underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S.
Realy short shorts about shorts 2:The book of Fail reviews
Sequal to Realy Short shorts about shorts; Queen Victoria knows about everyone's Fails; so much so that she wrote a book about it and she makes it looks like your the one that wrote in it. Has got extreme fails so be careful.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Sociteties Song
Draco's life story. Rhis is in Altanate Universe containes M/M, Abuse and Character Bashing. This story is just up as a trail
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Draco M.
Really Short Shorts about Shorts reviews
small storys about Alois Trancy's shorts and the many people who think there innapropreate warning shorts shrinking in the wash multiple times; now complete!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Alois T., Claude F. - Complete