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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2125102, Profile Updated: 07-25-23
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Star Wars, Worm, Firefly, and Cyberpunk 2077.

Profile updated 7/25/23

If you're one of the rare people who actually read a person's profile, before reading their stories, then here's a warning. Most of my older stories are pretty bad shit.


I haven't stopped writing... I write thousands of words a month but can't ever make it more than a chapter or two before losing interest. And I deleted the long list of cliches here because I was constantly getting messages from people trying to defend their dumb crap and I just don't have the energy anymore. The fandom has basically come full circle anyways.

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Enduring the Flames of War by Masterdude21 reviews
A joint Asari-Turian operation salvaged a "package" from a derelict wreckage in the Terminus Systems, whereupon they release a force of war beyond their reckoning. Hoping to avoid another war, Commander Shepard recruits the "package" into her team. A simple act of kindness, unwittingly paving the way for a clash unlike the galaxy has ever seen. Fate directs the flames of war.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 748,972 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 4,049 - Follows: 4,866 - Updated: 9/14/2023 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Master Chief/John-117, OC, Shepard
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,896 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 13,561 - Follows: 14,688 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6573 - Favs: 15,596 - Follows: 18,072 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Old Blood by Oil on Canvas reviews
The Battle of Camlann never happened, thus the legacy of Arthur lives on. The blood of the founders still walk the halls of Hogwarts, while ancient enemies clash to this day. Years later, Harry Potter wakes up a stranger in a strange world. Between over competitive house relations and never ending mysterious plots, he must struggle to find the truth about that fated Halloween. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,834 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 8/9/2020 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7759 - Favs: 18,831 - Follows: 20,857 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,076 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,268 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 7,438 - Follows: 6,790 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Atonement by CeruleanSlane reviews
Taylor died in the locker. In her guilt, Madison triggered instead and became a superhero, to make up for her mistakes. Seen first on spacebattles, archived here for easier reading and for other people to find.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 673,951 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Clockblocker, Coil, Madison C., Marissa/Sundancer
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 225,673 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7544 - Favs: 16,129 - Follows: 17,647 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
In Good Company by ariel2me reviews
AU where Stannis Baratheon stayed at King's Landing after Robert Baratheon appointed Ned Stark as Hand of the King. (POV: Stannis)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,728 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Stannis B., Eddard S./Ned
Harry Potter and the Tri-Wizard Tournament by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(4/7) Harry Potter is Slytherin's Tri-Wizard Champion. Witches want him. Wizards want to be him. Death Eaters want to kill him. Even though Harry's selection is an attempt on his life, Harry doesn't see any reason not to enjoy the benefits of being a Champion… especially when that means snogging shapely witches. But will Harry become distracted from his primary goal: survival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,350 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 14,771 - Follows: 14,008 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Incorruptible: The Dementor's Stigma by The Matt Silver reviews
A year has passed since the dead started returning to life. The fate of those hoping to survive and rebuild rests on the best and the worst of humanity, both wizards and Muggles, with their political ideologies and the ravenous undead in between, and it's up to Healer Harry Potter to save as many as he can in the crossfire. A Harry Potter Zombie Apocalypse Fanfiction. HP/AG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 264,164 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
The Pillars of Power by SeriousScribble reviews
For the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the height of power marked the beginning of its decline. A game of politics, for personal gain, for the good of everyone… but using Voldemort's rise to prevent a war was a gamble.– Winner of DLPs January Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Cygnus B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 7,895 - Follows: 8,895 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
The Sword And The Sorcerer by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Magic as an art is dangerous to practice and impossible to master. Finding himself in a world still reeling from the impact of people like him, Harry must take great pains and even greater risks to ensure his own survival and protect his loved ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,285 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Breach of Contract: Twelve Signs by The Matt Silver reviews
To avoid the unjust prosecution of his friends in the days following the end of the war, Harry Potter signed a magical contract in blood. Years later, Harry struggles with the balance of his latest Auror case involving a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals, and both the developing and deteriorating relationships with those closest to him. HP/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 6,870 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 13,138 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Tis The Season Of Summertime by The Matt Silver reviews
Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
The Journey From Oidhche Shamhna by FirstYear reviews
From the last summer solstice of their disappearing world,to the plains of Scotland, Four Founders of Hogwarts fight to save their traditions and life. Adventure, angst, action, romance, and humour. True to cannon, Godric/Slazar/Rowena/Helga
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 181,874 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 9,670 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Game Is Afoot by Perspicacity reviews
The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
On the Wings of a Phoenix by makoyi reviews
AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,904 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 222 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6769 - Favs: 20,542 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 980 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4769 - Favs: 9,920 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12112 - Favs: 26,075 - Follows: 9,801 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ring of Gold by KevinVoigt reviews
[COMPLETED] Instead of peace and harmony, Voldemort's fall has created a world of uncertainty and chaos. The Death Eaters are dwindling, waging a hopeless battle without the Dark Lord to lead them. A new conflict is coming, and Ginny finds herself caught
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 301,988 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Chippin' In reviews
Formerly Skitterpunk 2077. Obligatory Worm/Cyberpunk 2077 crossover. Features Taylor in Night City post GM.
Crossover - Worm & Cyberpunk 2077 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,760 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 4/14/2021 - Published: 1/15/2021 - Skitter, V, Jackie W., Viktor V.
A Saving People Thing reviews
Harry Potter fights Leviathan. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Complete
A Portage to the Unknown reviews
A generic HP/SW crossover featuring Harry in the usual cliche profession and also featuring that random Twi'lek girl that everyone likes for some reason.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Seasons of the Witch reviews
A generic Founders' Era timetravel story featuring eventual Harry/Rowena Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S., Rowena R.
Anarchy's Cookbook reviews
A collection of stories I have written (and haven't finished) over the years. Expect anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S., Rowena R., Daphne G.
Euphoria reviews
A generic year 4 canon rehash fic featuring eventual Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,447 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Bonfires at Midnight reviews
Harry Potter never had traditions to call his own. What happens when Harry discovers the true magic behind the wizarding world - a culture and a set of beliefs that will set him apart from the Muggles he was raised by? Features a Ravenclaw Harry. First Year complete and posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Under the Darkened Sky reviews
Or, Not Another Harry/Daphne Sigh Story. If you've read one, you've read them all. A mediocre and bland attempt at writing a normal story that doesn't involve all the cliche crap we all hate seeing with this pairing. Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Root of All Evil reviews
Rewrite of HP&TROAE. After being hit with Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is faced with two options; to die, or to be sent back in time before the Root of All Evil can manifest itself. Choosing life, Harry emerges into the unknown. Harry/Rowena Ravenclaw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Rowena R.
Blood of Life, Blood of Death reviews
The unthinkable has happened. I was so close to winning, so many people laid down their lives for me, but I've failed. Voldemort escaped. I thought I had found them all, but I was wrong. There's another Horcrux out there, and I don't know where or what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Rowena R.
Obscure Clarity reviews
Separating himself from the mundane, yet oppressive, world of the Dursley's, how will Harry embrace his new world of magic, action, and adventure? With secrets, jealousy, and a thirst for knowledge, Slytherin!Harry is not what the world expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P.
You Can't Take The Sky From Me reviews
Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 1,100 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
Want to know how I got this scar? reviews
Thank God You're Here: DLP Challenge. One-shot. Challenge was to write a 1000 word story in 1 hour incorporating the line "Want to know how I got this scar?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Darkest Before the Dawn reviews
One last desperate gambit lands Harry in the past, to change the whole course of history - for the better. There's no turning back on the path Harry has taken, no second chances. Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, time travel. 4th place in May DLP challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 184 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
A Sense of Purpose reviews
It's just a normal day in the life of Travos Oterian, Mage of the Gandrian Empire. When danger lurks around every corner, can Travos come out on top and stay true to his morals and the Empire? An original tale of magic, action, adventure, and fantasy.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011
Tolerance reviews
A quick oneshot I wrote during class. Harry has his first class with the new DADA professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Root of all Evil reviews
HP/RR time travel fic. During Harry's limbo trip in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is faced with two choices; to die, or be sent back 1000 years to stop the Root of All Evil before it can manifest itself. Harry chooses to live and emerges in the unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,679 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Rowena R.
Harbinger of Blood reviews
Harry's flight from Voldemort did not go as planned. His luck cannot continue forever as he learns the price of existence. More often than not, the price of power is greater than just your soul. Post-GoF. M for gore/sex/language Vampire!Harry HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Revolution reviews
Sequel to HPatUC. There are many forces at work in the world; the most obvious ones are not always the most dangerous ones. Is there a greater Evil than the Dark Lord at play here? Who are our allies, and who are our enemies? Strong!HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Meaning of Life reviews
What if both Cedric and Harry died the night of the third task? Vampire!Harry. M for language and future violence/gore/sex not necessarily in that order or at the same time. HP/fem!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,348 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Changes reviews
HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete