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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy
by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14759 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen
by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES
by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside
by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces
by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15045 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 9,079 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
How to Paint a House
by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6197 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep
by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 284,597 - Reviews: 5396 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There is a Light
by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5212 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start
by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22915 - Favs: 14,239 - Follows: 10,645 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whenever You Call
by Blueking141 reviews
Bella was always curious of the green-eyed man and outcast in the corner table of the coffee shop. When they finally meet, she is amazed by him, but she doesn't know what she got herself into. Will the dark side of Edward cause Bella to give up on him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 471,216 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts
by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher
by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7168 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10537 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Normal
by kdc2239 reviews
Bella's perfect world is crumbling around her. She feels as though she's drowning when she meets an angry, broken Edward. Can he save her while living in an abusive nightmare of his own? Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,289 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
plan verb, planned, plan·ning. a specific project or definite purpose: plans for the future. A girl that lives by the definition and a boy that scoffs at it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America
by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
A Smattering of Rouge
by RainyGirl1978 reviews
WINNER: Judge's Choice for the Beautiful Bellies Contest. Summary: Amidst the turmoil of Nazi occupied France, Bella meets a charming American and is forced to decide between survival and true love. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,769 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect
by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Quiet Fire
by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8326 - Favs: 5,211 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal
by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14427 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers
by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10175 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Blueking141 reviews
Edward Cullen just got back from many rigorous tours of duty in the army. He comes home and sees Bella-the love he left behind. The sparks are still there, but it's not as simple as that, and not everything is as it seems. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days
by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are
by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9372 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Plastic Castle
by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6794 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Blueking141 reviews
Edward and Bella are soul mates and have known each other their whole lives. Bella begins to develop some serious problems, and Edward will try everything in his power to help her. But how will it effect their children and their marriage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,854 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take the Ice
by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8204 - Favs: 7,171 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Them
by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Really Matters
by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me
by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by ms-ambrosia reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Say It, Out Loud
by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward at the Office
by mccullen reviews
Companion to At the Office, EPOV. Life is hard when the girl you love tells you she hates you, then makes out with you, and then starts hiding under your boss's desk to hide from you. Just ask Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office
by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter
by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 686 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon
by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry
by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas
by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella
by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog
by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper
by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,298 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accident & Emergency
by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shopping For Bella
by Mizra reviews
Edward goes on a little shopping trip to the grocery store for Bella who is, miserable that Third Tuesday of the month. Can Will Edward handle this well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style
by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers
by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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