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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2125287, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Hey! Welcome to my profile!

My name is Sarellis (its actually a nickname.)

I'm 16 years old and am from Louisiana. I am very much an amateur and I don't blame you if you completely hate anything I write. All creative criticism is welcome.

My birth day is April 15th (Tax day, day the titanic sunk, and Da' Vinci's Birthday).

My favorite books are Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, The Lord of the Flies, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Queen's Fool, and many, many more.

I love to read and I obsess over anything Harry Potter. Stupid people annoy me but I can deal with ignorant people.

Some of my favorite quotes:

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
Marcus Tullius Cicero

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."
Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
Mark Twain

"'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read."
Mark Twain

My stories:

Grin and Bear It: A crazy roller coaster of Love, Passion, Pain, and Pregnancy! COMPLETE; My first fan fiction, it is just a cute little thing that popped into my head.

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: A look into the mind and life of Minerva Paradizo. How does Minerva handle the disapearence of Artemis? INCOMPLETE; I am just starting it and it is my first serious fiction. It is about the every day life of Minerva. It is a little out of character, because am NOT a genius, therefor, can not write like one. I am working on it, slowly.

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Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 12,611 - Follows: 4,461 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Moody Veela Chronicles by Hanako A reviews
Hermione has known that Malfoy was part veela ever since their third year. Tired of his constant brooding over his fate and his mate, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Finally by Firin Quik reviews
Minerva Paradizo always got what she wanted and she didn't intend for Artemis Fowl to be any different. Artemis/Minerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Artemis Fowl and the Disappearing Popcorn reviews
Artemis, faced with many decisions, must choose: Minerva or Holly? Butler or Juliet? His popcorn or Mulch Diggums? A hilarious story questioning the very balance at which the universe balances.. Will Artemis avoid disaster? Will he be late for dinner?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
Have you ever had someone that you love, despite all of their flaws, return that love? Has that person known the worst sides of you, but still thought you were perfect? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I really don't either. Minerva's story.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Minerva P.
Grin and Bear It reviews
A crazy rollercoaster of Love, Passion, Pain, and Pregnancy! Really funny and light.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete