LaraIsAwkward
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Joined 10-24-09, id: 2125318, Profile Updated: 11-02-13
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Ohai!

Let's get right down to it, I guess...

:waves:

I'm Lara.

I've got two cats and I'm single. :cricket:

Biology major, currently studying statistics and epidemiology. Yeah, I'm a fucking nerd.

I'm an organ donor.

To say that I'm a geek/dork/social recluse - is the understatement of the century.

I have a chemical compound as a tattoo to show for it. :whips off shirt:

The wording around it? Yeah, it's a motto from Transformers.

Oh, and there's an artistic-ish DNA chain tat below that one. :points:

The wording inside? It's a line from a song in Afrikaans.

I fucking HATE long walks on the beach because sand squicks me out. Hard.

Ever since I've discovered the Twilight world, my entire life came to a screeching halt.

...here's where I ended up.


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Find me on Twitter! I love to play.

I'm @LaraIsAwkward

When the Words Scream

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At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6656 - Favs: 6,102 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random Encounters by KristenLynn reviews
It's summer in LA and the heat is on! Will random hook-ups at Saga-themed nightclubs lead to permanent relationships? Inter-related serial lemon-shots with potential for more… Rated M for a really good reason. AU/AH, OOC, eventual canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,135 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4664 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4096 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Microbes by kimpy reviews
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold Oneshot by CapriciousC reviews
Entry for the PPSS “An Officer and a Gentleman” contest. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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When the Words Scream reviews
What happens when the mind lies and you can no longer trust the world as you see it? If your perceptions are false, how can you know anything to be true? Bella Swan's life is a nightmare; a nightmare calling itself "Alice". AH, OOC, Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Covetous Hallways reviews
Someone once said, you can’t help who you fall in love with. Another said, love conquers all. Will these statements remain true when one half of the equation is inhuman and the other is mortal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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