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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Rosario + Vampire.

Name: Muffins and maryjane

Age: 20

Favorite Musician: Jay Reatard

Race: Polish/French

Occupation: Student

Hobbies: Sleeping, reading, Playing guitar, Listening to music, Producing music, getting shitfaced

Hero: Jack Black! do I need a reason

Story Status:

Subjugated: Hiatus until further notice. My first published fanfic and not that great. I sort of rushed in to it without planning further. I may do a complete revamp and redo the entire story but for now nothing new.

Jinchuuriki to Vampire: My second fic and good so far. I plan for it to be pretty long I guess (Hopefully). I'll try to update to chapter 2 soon I promise it's just that well StarCraft 2 is out! Well if your reading this I'll tell you that I do plan to incorporate the Naruto universe in...Later though.

Love: I need a better title huh? Well I'll update after I get a burst of inspiration.

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Sandy Breeze by Impure Perfection reviews
Suna's council makes a decision when they hear of how fast Konoha recovers from their attack. The consequences? You will just have to read and see wont you? M for blood, gore, violence, language, and lemons later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 112,976 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Temari
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 3,549 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino reviews
Scrapped: Being Re-Written As Seeing Red.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,884 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Path to Kage by Hiyuusha reviews
In a world where ninja are unknown to the populace, Naruto Uzumaki runs from his past, content with his average civilian life in Nami no Kuni with his perverted godfather, Jiraiya. But when an attack leaves the Yondaime in a coma, will Naruto be able to become the leader that Konoha needs him to be? And more importantly, will he want to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
You Said Yes by Ethereal Star Dragon reviews
Naruto is fatally injurred and near death. He asks Sakura to make one last dream come true. "Marry me, Sakura-chan. Grant me this last request". He had always been there for her. How could she refuse? M for later chapters. NaruSaku. ACTIVE! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,185 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
You Wear Insanity Well by Sakurablossom009 reviews
AU. :sequel to Hit the Floor Running: "I wouldn't ask this from you unless it was an emergency. Mind you, I still hate you, you bastard, but this isn't about me. Just help me please? Help me save my baby."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,646 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7614 - Favs: 4,886 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Life with the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
The long awaited sequel to the incredibly popular Meet the Suzumiyas. Things take a turn for the worst for Kyon and everyone else when a new evil is born on a day very special to Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Queen's Gambit by Tsukiko hoshino reviews
Sakura lived a normal life until one night. Next thing she knows a bunch of Weirdo's started showing up one by one. Now her Eyes are opened to the dark and the things that revel in it. In a world where everyone has their own agenda, who do you trust?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Book Two: Blood by flutflutflyer reviews
While a civil war rips apart mortal and spirit worlds alike, Avatar Korra finds herself fighting a reawakened Equalist movement, a triad uprising, and the demons within herself. Fortunately, she doesn't have to do it alone. Eventual Borra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,265 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Korra, Bolin
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
The Jing Finder by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
What would have happened if in The Revelation Korra and Mako were too late and Bolin lost his bending? A little OOC. New and old friends pay a visit to the depressed ex-Earthbender. AU Korra/Bolin - T for violence and language and perhaps sensuality. ON HIATUS.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,738 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bolin, Korra
Naruto: The difference a kiss can make by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
You have a large charming forehead makes me want to kiss it," Sakura had long to hear those words and finally did from her crush Sasuke Uchiha. However the fairy tale was exposed as false and she learns that it was in fact Naruto who told her those words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,179 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Divergence by Aotsfan reviews
What if the Kazekage wasn't apart of Orochimaru's plan at the Chuunin Exam? How will this affect the lives of those involved? Read and Find out. Rated for safety. Naruto trains for the finals while Temari tries to force him out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,409 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lucky Charm by EikoDoll reviews
How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,739 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kumo Nin's Guide to Konoha by La Pluie de Sang reviews
As part of the peace treaty, Naruto was sent to Kumo as an infant to serve as hostage. How would Naruto fare in Konoha when he returns 12 years later?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,855 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pew Pew Pew by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
Games: Either you play with them, or they play with you. And sadly, high school is like one big MMO. "You became friends with him through a game without knowing who he was in real life?" "So long as he isn't some gay, pedophilic rapist, I'm good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not an anbu yet by vanicent reviews
The civilian council denies Naruto the basic education required for entrance to the ninja academy. The Hokage has a solution. Eventual Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Haze by Mana Mihara reviews
He was my best friend, my savior, and the captain of the ship. I never thought I'd feel such emotion for him. AU NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
RosarioJinchuuriki by Denim88 reviews
Naruto always knew he was a bit different for holding the Kyuubi inside him. He never imagined that he'd be considered outside of the norm for his humanity though. The one shinobi in a school full of monsters; what awaits him in Youkai Academy?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,984 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Severance of Haruhi Suzumiya by Greg Zerich reviews
*Set after a possible outcome of book 10* When Haruhi makes a startling confession about the person she loves, can Kyon and her survive the fallout and the effect it will have on the SOS Brigade. Can Kyon solve this dilemma, does he even want to?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,727 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Like Snow by VanilllaBean reviews
"My heart is not made of ice, like you think it is. Ice is much more stubborn. No…my heart is like snow. Cold but inviting and soft…and when warmth is offered upon it…it melts away. So why can't you see that warmth isn't good for me!" NaruSaku.DROPPED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Crossing the Stars by Arty d'Arc reviews
Imagine: a life where your job is set for you. Where your apartment is decided for you. Where everything is decided for you, all so you can't be with someone you maybe a little--okay, a lot--love. That is the life the Fates have given me. K/H. Future fic
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Whirlpool Country by Paradox Jast reviews
Naruto must first accept what happened in the past before he can move on with his future. Many will come to depend on him. Rated M just in case. Gradual AU with parts of canon added in. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,762 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The One True Thing Computer City by xmichikox reviews
Hey, you know this world is fake? I wonder how much more will I have to go through before I find the one genuine article, who will stand with my stapler to his head and say 'I don't care.' "Hitotsu dake uso janai aishiteru" HitagiXKoyomi
Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Scar Tissue by 8sword reviews
“You don’t have a gun,” Uzumaki said. Sakura had taken the clip out of her hair and had it in her mouth to give herself a French braid. She glanced sideways at him and said, around the clip, “Are you offering me yours?” An AU forensic mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Normalcy Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya and the word normal never fit well in a sentence, unless you change the definiton of the word. But just what the hell might happen if Haruhi ends being the one to conform? And how much worse can it get when it's all for Kyon's attention?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,219 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
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Love reviews
"Don't worry honey, don't ever worry about anyone hurting you because I'll kill them all before they do. Nobody will touch my dear dear Naru." Sakura hummed and wrapped her arms tightly around his bleeding form. "Sakura will protect you ok? Naru" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Jinchuuriki to Vampire reviews
Naruto's a vampire born into the world of shinobi.One day when war breaks out between the vampire clans, Naruto's powers and memories are sealed to keep him safe. Will he be able to capture his fiances heart, even if she's a vampire and he a human?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
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