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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I Don't know anything anymore. Do I like the Twilight movies? Yes. Do I like the books? Yes. Okay. That's all I need.

I spend my time on here looking for the "professional" Fanficers. You know, the ones that win awards and collaborate and get abagillion reviews.

I took both my stories off because they needed major work. A fan fiction story is a lot of work, and I just need to dedicate myself to it, before I unleash my half-wit stories upon the internet.

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Looking for You by TinaMarie6624 reviews
Modern P&P Bill Darcy is a contractor who meets Elizabeth Bennet, a woman who looks just like his late wife. He has a 5 year old daughter who is his life but he has been dreaming of Elizabeth all of his life. Can they make this work.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7303 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 284,597 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
ILiveToHearYourVoice by Twilightgal97 reviews
DISCONTINUED. When Edward leaves Bella, her life takes an unusual twist.Victoria turns her into a vamp,she unlocks her powers,becomes a coven leader and finds her soul mate. But what happens when Edward returns? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haunting a Vampire by Iscratchandbite reviews
Edward couldn't control his thirst, my story of what would happen if Edward killed Bella, yes, it is an Edward and Bella fic. Now complete, starts off slow but gets better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 64,788 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Home Videos by frutescence reviews
Bella gets a package from her mom full of home videos. Alice takes the box before Bella can hide it, and the Cullens spend the day watching Bella's Home Videos! Yes, its been done before, yes im not that funny, and YES you should read this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
angel of death by summer 2011 reviews
bella swan is 17 but she's different she was born with a curse that means she cant touch people unless she wants to kill them but what happens when the cullens show up - rating could change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red Ribbon by Macyn Cullen reviews
In a world were vampires rule,humans are struggling.There is a system there; every five months you receive a letter in the mail.It has a ribbon in it.You get a black ribbon,you are eaten.If you get a red ribbon your turning into a vampire. The end.PostBD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,942 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008
Downers of Life by ElizabethCullen09 reviews
Bella's parents died when she was 10.Sex, drugs, and smoking comfort her and she's hanging out with the wrong groups of people. She's out into fostercare and no one wants her. What if a new family comes along? Will she let them in? The family she has now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pick Up Off The Floor by iconicdoxi reviews
Since leaving Bella in the woods, the Cullens have added 2 more members. Feeling compromised, The Volturi travel to Forks to dispose of them. The Cullens saving grace may also mean the end for Edward. Or will Bella Volturi have a change of undead heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,396 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Against All Odds by IsabellClair reviews
Bella's POV. Takes place in Breaking Dawn, but doesn't follow the books exactly. What happens if Bella never spills the cup of blood, or survives the surgery? Will she continue to want to stay human, unwilling to let go of her human devotion to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,646 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
525,600 minutes by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a hooter's girl,and doesn't take anyone's shit.No one has caught her eye until Edward comes in one day.Mesmerized with him,she makes a painting of him.What happens when he sees it in a museum in NYC?He scours the city to find her sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
HalfBlood by Dementia is Reality reviews
Bella struggles living a normal life when she is anything but normal. Her past begins to haunt her when a new family arrives in town and they are vampires. Will the new family know what she is? Will this new family be friends or foes? Find out here...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Will Come For You by EBJvampy reviews
Bella gets kidnapped right before the wedding. Now she is being held captive by a nomad vampire - alone and scared. Edward knows that something is wrong and sets out to find his love, no matter what. Warning: Character dies. P.S. I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Relative Twilight by Zara1515 reviews
Imagine if Bella had a sister who came with her to Forks, an...unnautural sister. This is a Twilight with more than vampires and werewolves. This is a Twilight with magic. With vampires, magic and a new character will Bella and Edward fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 150,777 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Painfully Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella has been mute since birth. When her mother grows worried about Bella's aversion to the world Renee sends her to Forks. What happens when Bella meets the Cullens? Will anyone ever break into her lonely world? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Snickery by Zman135 reviews
Set in the far future of current Panem; Katnis, Peeta, everyone is long gone and their attempts to overthrow the government failed, but there was a need to change the laws in order to prevent another overthrow, so things have changed. Story is awesome!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
Daydreams by music is my weakness reviews
Bella, we need to go see Carlisle. You're still sick.""The treatment is working, Edward," I insisted firmly though tears were blinding me. "It has to be working. We've got no other options. If it doesn't work, I am going to die. It has to work." ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 80,632 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memories by TeamEdward09 reviews
Jake and Bella are driving down the road when an out of control SUV crashes into Jake's Rabbit and causes Bella to loose something very important to her in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Can See Clearly Now The Venom's Spread by Rachel Mantegna reviews
Takes place when Bella jumps off the cliff in New Moon. Alice gets there before Jacob and sees in Bella's future the only way to save her is to change her. Some ExB, some JxB. One-shot. AU.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
His Green Eyes by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Vampires exist. Whatever you've heard to say different is. a. lie. But they aren't as Stoker told. They are different. They walk among you without your noticing. How do I know? My name is Bella Cullen. I'm a Vampire and this is my story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,393 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slipping Away by Halatheal reviews
Bella is in a Coma. Edward is right there with her the whole time. Will she make it? Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Try To Understand My World by Princess of drama reviews
Bella has been deaf since she was born. She has tried to make people understand her point of view, her world. A world of without sound. When she moves to Forks can she make someone understand? Vampires ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Big Words, Little Meaning
It all starts with a coarctation of the aorta, it all ends with a great personal sacrifice. It all starts with a strong distaste, it all ends in undeniable attachment. What you think isn't always what you know. Told in a saucy point of view. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,549 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Edward