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Sorceress by halflifequeen reviews
A young woman with dark secrets starts work at Hogwarts, gaining the unwanted attention of a Dark Lord and the unwilling attraction of a potions master. SS/OC Tried to be reasonably story compliant, and in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,057 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Severus S., OC
Cautionary Love by twice the rogue reviews
Spock is the teacher and Nyota a talented young student who deserves his extra time. But when he saves her life from a cadet who holds a grudge against him he starts to realize his love for her. Over three years they hide their relationship from Star Fleet and tackle cultural differences,career prospects,arguments with family and loss. Will they stay together? Now Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 275,129 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Very Palpable Hit by IronyRocks reviews
Post-"A Scandel in Belgravia." Irene, Sherlock, and an empty room.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The One I Need by KathAdrian reviews
AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A New Look At Things by crazzie-bunnies24 reviews
A strange girl from the future is found on Hogwarts grounds and is going to change one of the staffs lives. Has some Star Trek references but a lot. Bad summary but better story. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Severus S., OC
A Little Inconvenience by Frodo Baggins of Bag End reviews
In Minas Tirith after the Quest, Frodo comes down with a terrible cold. Elrond attends him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Frodo B., Elrond - Complete
Making it Better by tartan-angel reviews
His best friend always knew how to make him feel better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Finally! by tartan-angel reviews
Albus Dumbledore, newly-appointed Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is annoyed. Does nobody know him? Does nobody care? Will nobody ever see that all he wants is a nice pair of socks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Stay by Grey Pigeon reviews
Faramir asked him to stay. Simple as that...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Variations On A Theme by nyssa123 reviews
A series of Charles/Erik drabbles based on a set of themes. Theme #20: Alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Midnight In Westchester by ohyellowbird reviews
FIRST CLASS / Charles is headed to his bedroom when he is assaulted in the hallway.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
CuffLinks by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Shameless smut seriously, shameless - "Stand still and just close your eyes." Charles' voice filters through the silence in the semi-dark private library adjoining Charles' room.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Cave of Wonders by NaruLover4ever reviews
While trying to train himself, Charles gets interrupted. MalexMale Don't like, don't read! Slash One-Shot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Back Into Love by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. At moments like these Charles can't get nearly enough of Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Before You Go, Can You Read My Mind? by chivasinstead1 reviews
One shot. Written after seeing 'First Class'. Charles and Erik spend another night together, despite being apart. SLASH. R&R.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by CassandraDarling reviews
"That tonight I'm gettin' lucky, Jen." Jenny is abducted by her stalker, will our favorite NCIS team save her before it's too late? Jibbs. McAbby. Tiva. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Alone At Last by Lynn W reviews
Flynn x Rapunzel Our young lovers seek some alone time, flirt, and realize Rapunzel really has no experience with love. Smoldering ensues.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Almost by Airplane reviews
They wouldn't admit anything, but they came close enough.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Turnabout by LJC reviews
Pike/Number One, Boyce/Barry. Just like in the vids.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - C. Pike - Complete
Better Served Cold by Terres De Brume reviews
Well, they do say revenge is a dish better served cold, and I couldn't find a better way to chill mine down... Legolas and the twins have a Snowball Fight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Scent of You by NorwegianWood23 reviews
When Spock has a late shift, Jim finds himself unable to sleep. He turns to his pillow for comfort. Fluff. Pure, cavity inducing, fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Pheromones by remuslives reviews
Claire's in college with the threat of Sylar looming over her. But what does he want? Sylar/Claire.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,877 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Touch by lucycantdance reviews
Lord Elrond of Imladris did not like people touching him. Drabble, written for the 100 themes challenge. Was not intended to be crack but can be regarded as such. AU warning. ONESHOT ONLY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Elrond, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Qui Audet Adipiscitur by LJC reviews
Set after "Safe and Sound". It wasn't that Gaila considered the Academy nothing but a non-stop buffet of beautiful people laid out before her like wildflowers in Spring.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Gaila - Complete
A Little Christmas Magic by Ms-Figg reviews
Once again, poor Snape is dragged off to another yearly imbecilic Christmas situation, accompanied by the most annoying bushy-headed witch in existence. What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Need a Light? by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
HWP Humor without point . Misunderstandings are inevitable in cross cultural relationships. T for innuendo.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Christmas Kisses by SylvaDragon reviews
Harry and his friends have returned to Hogwarts to complete year seven. As Harry enters the great hall he's shocked by what he sees. A fluffy mushy Christmas story about two very different couples. AD MM and HP HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Doctor's Orders by LJC reviews
Set after "Paradigm Shift". When the crew quarters on deck 5 are damaged in a Tholian attack, Pike and Number One have to make do with alternate sleeping arrangements.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2010 - C. Pike, Number One - Complete
Summer Sensations by LovelyLivy reviews
His eyes settled on her face, looking into her beautiful but worried eyes he was so drawn to from first sight, letting out a strangled sigh of twisted contentment. She was alive. None of it was real. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Tape, Stapler, Paperclip by AQotL reviews
They should have known it was a bad idea. They should have realized the consequences. Alas, Tony and McGee still tried to teach Ziva David, assassin extraordinaire, how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
A Malfoy Mentality by LetheSara reviews
To most other people, Lucius Malfoy was a cold and harsh monster. But with his wife heavily pregnant, an afternoon's reflection allows him to see just how much everything he holds dear means to him and that maybe; just maybe, he isn't so cold after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Occlumency by The Ranga reviews
Pre HBP Snape is ordered to teach Hermione Occlumency, but she decides to play a trick, a trick that will go further than she imagines...Rated M for later chapters HGSS. Chapter 4 is up! Finally
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? by Noraque reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Estel Tries On Hats by sylc reviews
Estel loses his favourite hat so Elrond takes him to Lindir the hatter to get a new one. My response to Shadow Maiden's challenge: "Write about Estel and he has try on something."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Star Trek Chatroom with some ChekovSulu by Amethyst King reviews
Slash Spock confused Awesome. Rated T because it's sexy but with no actual sex.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Free Spirits by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
A Sarek/Amanda pre-romance one shot. A short conversation on katras. Genre...Humor? Pre-Romance? Philosophy? Sci-Fi? Spiritual? I'm not even sure.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Author's Notes: Open Up! by Geale reviews
A sequel to Author's Notes. Aragorn has now become King and Legolas his Consort. Unfortunately nothing else has changed. Contains Aragorn/Legolas SLASH. Imladris Library advises you against reading. There might be poetry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Grazed Knees by Expelliarmus42 reviews
'It was impossible to sleep with cold feet. Lily was aware of that. She didn't think that this was the reason for her sleepless nights, however.' Oneshot. Severus/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Reason Interrupted by wintermoonwitch reviews
Nyota Uhura seems strangely in tune to her new Vulcan professor's emotions ? and Spock is pulled to her too. What are a Cadet and lieutenant to do? Takes place at Starfleet Academy in Nyota's senior year
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Shuttlecraft incident by Zerya reviews
Jim plus boredom multiply by a phaser equals Disaster. Academy fic. No pairings. One-shot. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
May he never know by Grey Pigeon reviews
Legolas is reminiscing about one night of sweet oblivion. Regardless of who they are and what duties they hold, Legolas and Elrond dared to trust each other once – they succumbed to the folly, forbidden and beautiful freedom. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Fine Line by SageK reviews
Just a humorous little drabble written to brighten someones day. Set in the same universe as my other trek fics
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2010 - N. Uhura - Complete
Attention by Twilight Trekky reviews
Nobody can seem to get Gibbs' attention... until Jenny steps in. Pre-Paris. One-shot. Please R&R! JIBBS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
More than Moonlight by Geale reviews
During the Midsummer celebrations, Legolas lays eyes on something he should not touch. But when we cannot fight desire, we give in. Legolas/Estel mild slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Return to Paris by XoJibbsXo reviews
When Jenny has to go to a conference in Paris, and Jethro, Ducky, and Tony are ordered to attend as well, anything could happen. Jibbs with many Ducky therapy sessions. rated T for language
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Joyride by Witblogi reviews
The national xenolinguistics conference is in town, and Spock has offered to take Cadet Uhura. The thing is, she didn't expect to be getting there in quite such... style.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
Early Days by fairmaidofkent reviews
At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Love Is Something by theCalliope reviews
Sarek and Amanda try to start a family, but it's harder than they expected. One shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
The Sweet Sound of Redeption by Amethyst Crow reviews
Although Sylar has found redemption, he finds he can no longer control the Hunger, especially around Claire. Claire finds it’s time to heal a lost soul…
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Of Aragorn and Legolas by Geale reviews
For Aragorn son of Arathorn, love was everything, and it had a name; and it was Legolas. A terribly Tolkienesque PWP, and as it happens, quite silly too. SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Hiphopopotamus and the Rhymnocerous by Goddess Bless reviews
Zach and Hodgins get caught in an alley way by some thugs and need to think on their feet to get out with their wallets and their lives.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Unspoken by d8rkmessngr reviews
Because love isn't just about flowers, declarations, the L word or kisses. It can be loud, messy, undignified and damn painful sometimes. But that's okay. Kirk/Bones slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
You Call This a Staff Meeting? by SeulWolfe reviews
Implied Slash of Severus/Remus:: Who Tops who? Its a staff meeting set during 3rd year. Humor and Crack.. complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Lawyers! Lawyers! by Channel D reviews
Attorney M. Allison Hart has proved to be a supreme annoyance to NCIS. They hardly mourn her when she mysteriously disappears. Spoilers for episode 7.11, Ignition. Crack!fic/humor. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Author's Notes by Geale reviews
Being Aragorn is not very easy, not when you have heavy writing duties, a Quest to Mount Doom to undertake, and one jealous lover with an unhealthy love of words. Rated M for SLASH, occasional dying, poetry, and general madness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,520 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Playing Yenta by vlbuehle reviews
Regs don’t permit fraternizations, so to counteract his boredom, Jim plays matchmaker for everyone else. Bones notices, likes this mature and thoughtful Jim and convinces him to break the rule.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Times the Enterprise Crew Got Rickrolled by Eva Drayon reviews
...They're no strangers to love. Pretty cracky.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Midnight Snack by kendrat199 reviews
Nyota Uhura and Spock bond over a very simple activity that is most essential to the next step in their relationship. Fluffy goodness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Christmas Kisses by Dr Spleenmeister reviews
Secret Santa gift for fellow WA author, Kalanel: Nyota steals Christmas. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Paris Nights by madame.alexandra reviews
London. Marseille. Paris. Positano. Somewhere in the mix, Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs stopped being just partners. This is their story-continued. Sequel to: Probie Days.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,427 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Gaila's Headboard by THECURSOR reviews
Orion women have sex, it's just in their nature! Here's a...partial... list of Cadet Gaila's greatest conquests.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Gaila - Complete
What's Wrong With These People? by Chirugal reviews
Abby stumbles across a certain fanfic-oriented website... Written for NFA's anniversary. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Abby S. - Complete
Beware Plot Bunnies! by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Physical plot bunnies invade the enterprise. crack!fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Hey Dad and Thank You Mom by Mutt Winchester reviews
It's father's day and everyone is celebrating, but two of the crew. One because his father is dead and the other because his dad walked out the door eight years ago. Kirk & Chekov friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hard Sell by exiled mind reviews
James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
First Touches by themelancholysiren reviews
She thought he hadn't noticed her. He proved her wrong. Broom closets are handy plot devices!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Playing With Fire by mistyfur reviews
Kathryn has been playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse while Inspector Kasyek is aboard. Is she ready to face the consequences of playing with fire?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Cold Vegetables by LaurelAnichka reviews
Estel and Elrond have a disagreement about what constitutes "nutritious", and what constitutes "tyrannical". Who do you think wins?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Unexpected Intimacy of a Vulcan Kiss by The Readers Muse reviews
A passionate and humorous moment with Sarek and Amanda. Where 21 days is an eternity if you aren't enjoying the more...delicious pleasures of marriage. Please read and review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Wrath of Imladris by LondonBelow reviews
Elrond is not happy with Aragorn. Elrond takes his revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Retribution by Araminta Ditch reviews
Willabeth. Warning: Smutsmutsmut. Pre DMC, An engagement party thrown for the happy couple, yet it takes something a bit more risque to satisfy our dear Miss Elizabeth. Proceed with caution.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Conversations With Smith by Tanathir reviews
NEW CHAPTER October 2007 Agent Smith is ordered to learn about humanity. SmithOFC A different philosophy of the Matrix. WiP
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,216 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Smith, A.
Examination by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement. OneShot, Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Erandir reviews
What exactly did they put in Legolas’ wine? Aragorn is about to find, and out in the most unlikely way. Pure PWP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Absence by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: Narcissa can hardly stand the absence of Lucius. His arrival home after a long time away is much appreciated, and the couple spends some time together. Rated M for delicious lemons. Yum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
His Certain Hands by JastaElf reviews
Legolas is brought to Imladris after being desperately wounded. It is up to Elrond to heal his body and spirit. Dedicated to Sildil as she recovers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Prince of Winter by JastaElf reviews
Sorrow, joy, and realization mingle in Lothlorien as Legolas celebrates his first Winter Solstice since his release from Dol Guldur... AU set in the Dark Leaf universe
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Legolas, Celeborn - Complete
Gift from a Mentor by Daughter moon reviews
GlorfindelElrond Slash, Glorfindel has returned to Middle Earth and arrived at Imladris. His relationship with Elrond has grown. Now Elrond gives him a gift that will help him become the warrior he needs to be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Teleporno and OrgasmO by elf-pimps reviews
The Truly Pervy Adventures of Teleporno and his trusty sidekick, Elr...erm...Orgasm-O. What happens when Celeborn discovers a book at Haldir's talan? HUMOR! READ and REVIEW! Written for the Silver-Haired Elf X-tasy Challenge at Little Balrog Yahoo.grou
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Celeborn, Elrond
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Waking by CJK reviews
Elrond wakes up in a compromising position, and things just happen. This is ElrondGlorfindel slash, do not read if you're underage, or offended by mm material.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Explorations by TheVampireLestat reviews
PWP, one-shot, pure smut; Legolas/Aragorn. Legolas POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One Morning by SkyFire2 reviews
The plotbunnies made me do it! ; A PWP that takes place in Rivendell. Main characters: Elrond, Glorfindel. *Nothing* is what it seems....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Elrond - Complete
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Jenny's Best friend reviews
Jenny finally gets to spend time with her best friend again. But it's not Ziva, Abby, or for that matter anyone at NCIS. Maybe this best friend will spark the light into Jenny and Jethro's relationship. Who knows?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Nightmare at the Gibbs Residance reviews
Ever wonder what Tony did the first time he stayed over at Gibbs's house? This is the disaster that insues. by the way, this isn't slash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete