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Joined 10-25-09, id: 2126281, Profile Updated: 08-22-20
Author has written 42 stories for Loonatics Unleashed, Justice League, Mass Effect, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Hey, everyone! My name's not important, but you may refer to me as BatmanLoonaticsFan96, ObsessedWithCastle, crazywriterchick, or, my personal favorite, MrsGarrusVakarian. I love superheroes—particularly Batman, Spider-Man, Flash, and Martian Manhunter—and Mass Effect.

My favorite TV shows are American Dragon: Jake Long, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castle, Danny Phantom, Fairly OddParents, Firefly, Girl Meets World, Good Luck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, Kim Possible, Loonatics Unleashed, Muppet Show, Pair of Kings, So Random!, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life on Deck, Teen Titans, Victorious, W.I.T.C.H., Wizards of Waverly Place, and Young Justice.

My favorite books are the Lays of Moreyar ("Children of Akka" and "Bitter Sunset") by Christopher M. Denton, "Fairy Dust and the Quest for the Egg" by Gail Carson Levine, the Inheritance Cycle ("Eragon," "Eldest," "Brisingr," and "Inheritance") by Christopher Paolini, and "Wings" by E. D. Baker.

My favorite song is "When I Look at You" by Miley Cyrus; my other favorites are "Addicted to Love" by Orianthi, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by PureNRG, "Bam" by Miranda Cosgrove, "Before the Storm" by Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas, "Goodbye" by Miley Cyrus, "How Do You Love Someone?" by Ashley Tisdale, "Journey to the End of My Life" by Allstar Weekend, "Let's Dance" by Miley Cyrus, "Life is a Highway" by Rascal Flatts, "Long Shot" by Kelly Clarkson, "Our Generation" by Sibel Redzep, "Permanent December" by Miley Cyrus, and "Shatter Me" by Lindsey Stirling and Lzzy Hale.

My favorite bands are Journey, Rascal Flatts, and Within Temptation; my other favorites are Evanescence, Flyleaf, and R5.

My favorite colors are pink, purple, green, blue, and orange.

My favorite animals are bunny rabbit, puppy dog (mainly beagles), panda (both red and giant), koala, coyote, dolphin, pig, kinkajou, skunk, binturong, prairie dog, pika, wallaby, zebra, horse, giraffe, meerkat, hyrax, bison or buffalo, deer, and rhino.

My favorite food is chocolate...just anything chocolate (well, almost anything)!

My favorite movies are Alpha and Omega, Avengers, Beauty and the Beast, the Dark Knight Trilogy (Batman Begins, Dark Knight, and Dark Knight Rises), Dr. Dolittle (1967), Enchanted, G-Force, Leap Year, Meet the Robinsons, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Tangled, and Underdog.

I love to sing and act, but I'm a terrible dancer. I'm currently working on writing books so that I can be an author/zookeeper when everything is worked out. Please read my stories! P.S. On FictionPress, I'm Snowy Wings.

Fave quotes:

"Hey, honey, where's that bunny?
He's got a habit of running away,
Hey, honey, where's that bunny?
He took my money, that ain't OK.
Hey, hey, hey, bun-nay." - Miley, "Sleepwalk This Way" (Hannah Montana)


"They got
The mustard
OUT!" - Mustard Guy, "Once More with Feeling" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"I've got a theory,
It could be bunnies" - Anya

"I've got a--" - Tara

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!
...or maybe midgets." - Anya, "Once More with Feeling" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"What about that thing that you bought at the place next to the place that we went that one time?" - Lilly

"No, that's too..." - Miley

"Yeah, you're right. Plus, when you wear that, you have to wear..." - Lilly

"I know and I hate those." - Miley

"Who doesn't?" - Lilly

"What about the one that I bought after the one that I bought at the place next to the place?" - Miley

"Oh, you mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things, I love that one!" - Lilly

"Me, too!" - Robbie

"Dad, do you even know what we're talking about?" - Miley

"No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it." - Robbie

"Your dad is so--" - Lilly

"I KNOW!" - Miley, "I Want You to Want Me...to go to Florida" (Hannah Montana)


"You know what the greatest part about having you as a sister is?" - Jackson

"No, what?" - Miley

"I was hoping you could tell me 'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING!" - Jackson, "Don't Go Breaking My Tooth" (Hannah Montana)


"Tonight you're gonna see a special story
A pop star and her fight for love and glory" - Jackson & Rico

"We wish it was a little bit more gory" - Rico

"But they said we had to tell a family story" - Jackson

"In the tale we tell not everything is fair" - Jackson & Rico

"And someone gets some news they cannot bear" - Rico

"You blow the end, I'll kick your derriere" - Jackson

"OK, OK, our story starts in there" - Rico

"In there, in there, in there..." - Jackson & Rico, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)


"Well, her plan didn't work with the picture of Jake
And she's wondering how long on earth it'll take" - Jackson & Rico

"To make Dad like her beau, should she bake him a cake?" - Jackson

"Oh, but wait he likes pie!" - Rico

"Yes, you're right, my mistake!" - Jackson, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)


"I once knew a girl named Nina
And, boy, she was a fine
So I gave my sweetie my golden locks
Now I look like a bluebird's behind!
A bluebird's behind! A bluebird's BEHIND!" - Robbie, "It's My Party and I'll Lie if I Want To" (Hannah Montana)


"Where is she?" - Angel (talking about Darla)

"She got away." - Wesley

"We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces but..." - Gunn, "Offspring" (Angel)


"I know you're disappointed, but they'll let you retake the test in two weeks. Until then, your brother can drive you around." - Robbie

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?! (turns to Miley) YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU! (turns to go upstairs and hits his foot on the way up) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" - Jackson

"See? I told you he didn't want to do it!" - Robbie, "Ready, Set, Don't Drive" (Hannah Montana)


"I so need more guy friends!" - Oliver, "You Never Give Me My Money" (Hannah Montana)


"My dad still holds my hand in parking lots. And we're forgetting I said that right now!" - Oliver, "You Never Give Me My Money" (Hannah Montana)


"Sometimes I wish I had a brother. Then I come over here. All better!" - Lilly, "Would I Lie to You, Lilly?" (Hannah Montana)


"Miley Ray Stewart!" - Lilly

"Miley's not here right now. Leave a message. Beep!" - Miley, "Would I Lie to You, Lilly?" (Hannah Montana)


"Why does all the bad stuff always happen to me?" - Cordelia

"*cough*KARMA!*cough*" - Xander, "Some Assembly Required" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"Stop the bulldozers! I got the injuct--(trips over Arwin) AAHH!!" - Moseby

"You hear that? He got the injuct--AAHH!!" - Arwin, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)


"You know, I've heard better trash talk from mimes." - Marcus, "Can You Dig It?" (Suite Life)


"Men are useless, yes, it's true" - Jackson

"I'm a man, and so are you" - Rico

"Don't ask us stuff 'cause we're always wrong" - Jackson

"We don't even know how to end this song" - Rico

"(look at each other) La la la la la la la la la la la..." - Jackson & Rico, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)


"It's dirty, but a little bit of dirt is better than a whole lot of dead." - Jak, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)


"Snake snot!" - Goblin, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)


"Who made you my boss?" - Snarp

"Your mother, when she made you a moron!" - Goblin, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)


"I have made a flag to show the British that we are not to be trifled with. (lays it out on the couch) 'Don't tread on me!'" - Carey

"Love the saying, but the bunny isn't exactly scary." - Zack

"It's supposed to be a bear..." - Carey, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)


"Pigs' feet! Fresh pigs' feet! So fresh they were walking around this morning!" - Pigs' Feet Vendor

Later...

"Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs! Hot dogs--" - Hot Dog Vendor

"Hey! Hey! Got any pigs' feet?" - Zack

"I'm not allowed to say what's in 'em." - Hot Dog Vendor, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)


"The best way to understand somebody is by stepping into their shoes." - Butteaux

"But I'm a dainty size 3 and Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!" - London

"He means we act like someone to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you. 'Mint me, candy girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay, me!'" - Maddie

"'Sorry, London, but I can't right now because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on and on and on and wearing my really ugly clothes!'" - London

"'And let's not forget. Now that I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop everything that they're doing and do it the way that I want it!'" - Nia

"'And I'm Nia. And I'm gonna make you do what I say 'cause I'm tough and can crush you like a grape!' (Nia looks at her) I was talking about another Nia..." - Millicent

"Oh, I'll do Patrick! 'Well...I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard.'" - Carey

"'Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some convoluted thing to it until it breaks?' (busts out laughing)" - Arwin

"Uh, Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself." - Carey

"Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban." - Arwin

"No, Esteban is more like this. 'Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have the day off? Because my chicken has chicken pox. And I can't feed him chicken soup because he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?'" - Moseby

"'Oh, very well! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags, Esteban, like a pack mule, while I sit in my office TALKING TO MY MOMMY!'" - Esteban

"'This is a disaster!'" - Moseby

"(lights go out) Oh, no. THIS is a disaster!" - Esteban, "Team Tipton" (Suite Life)


"These fish mock me." - Robbie, "Stuck in an RV" (Victorious)


"How much?" - Kolchak

"No charge. (holds up a jar) However, a nominal contribution would be appreciated. (Kolchak puts some money in the jar) Not that nominal." - Warlock, "The Trevi Collection" (Kolchak: the Night Stalker)


"You know, Kolchak, most people dream of retiring. I dream of breaking your face." - Police Captain, "Demon in Lace" (Kolchak: the Night Stalker)


"Daddy, you are no help. No guy is! All ya'll are good for is opening jars, changing tires, [killing spiders] and going downstairs with a baseball bat when we think we hear something!" - Miley, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana) (I added the "killing spiders" part with my mom)


"Well then, as a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!" Doofenshmirtz, "I, Brobot" (Phineas and Ferb)


"I've brought you four conspirators down here to explain to us, privately, precisely what you think you were doing with Grockle." - David

"David, stop talking in italics. It won't do any good." - Liz, "Fire Star" (by Chris D'Lacey)


"An appropriate amount of time has not passed since I lost Juliet. And that time will be in 2000-and-never!" - Justin, "Moving On" (Wizards of Waverly Place)


"Can we move faster to the more sunny side and less 'we're gonna die' side of the island?" - Brady, "Return of the Kings" (Pair of Kings)


"Whoa, check it out! Like father, like son." - Willow

"How about like exact same guy, like exact same guy?" - Oz, "Enemies" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"Alright, Larry, bring me up." - Joe

"You are a wonderful and giving human being." - Larry

"Not my mood, my body!" - Joe

Later...

"Larry! Bring me down!" - Joe

"We're all adrift in a cold and indifferent universe!" - Larry

"ME!" - Joe, "Up in the Air" (JONAS)


"Uh, Tech? Why does it sound like the engines just stopped?" - Ace

"Well, that would be because the engines just stopped." - Tech, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"Time for Plan B." - Ace

"Next time, let's start with Plan B." - Lexi, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"(bomb lands in his hands) Oh, dear (BOOM!)" - Tech, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"A hideous beast is invading HQ! Run for your lives! I mean, uh...attack? ATTACK!" - Duck, "The World is My Circus" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"Two sparkling waters!" - Guy

"Uh...I'm closed." - Tech

"But, uh, you just got here." - Guy

"I, uh, I...here, have straw. On the house." - Tech, "Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"Tech! Are you OK?" - Ace

"Define OK." - Tech, "Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"It's a great game. Toughen you up. Turns boys into men." - Mason

"Those spikes look like they could turn men into women." - Boomer

"That's an island myth." - Mason, "Junga Ball" (Pair of Kings)


"Apparently, you had me send this to you from later today." - Tech

"I had you send me what from when?" - Ace

"Oh. And also these plans for Dr. Choniker's time displacer." - Tech

"I had you send us what from who?" - Ace, "Time after Time" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"Are you sure about staying behind, Tech?" - Ace

"Sure. I can work on some of my side projects. And it'll be the first time I'll be totally in charge." - Tech

"What-do-you-mean-you'll-be-'totally-in-charge'? I-think-it's-the-first-time-I'll-be-totally-in-charge-and-you-can-be-second-in-charge-which-has-no-real-purpose-except-to-attend-mall-openings-check-the-locks--(Tech attacks him)" - Rev

"Perfect. Your first assignment is to figure out who's in charge." - Ace, "Apocalypso" (Loonatics Unleashed)


"My baby made that dress!" - Victor

"And I made that baby!" - Tanya

"And I helped!" - Victor, "That's So Not Raven" (That's So Raven)


"Oh, if grown men could only hug like teenage girls, there'd be no more wars." - Robbie, "I'll Always Remember You" (Hannah Montana)


"These snowmobiles are meant for two people! Not two people, one Woody, and a giant jar of mayonnaise!" - Cody, "Frozen" (Suite Life)


"Harper! Are you OK?" - Alex

"I don't know...is my foot supposed to bend this way?" - Harper

Later...

"Out of my way! I've gotta throw myself off the stage!" - Alex

"MAKE SOME ROOM!" - Justin, "Fairy Tale" (Wizards of Waverly Place)


"You're a skipper now, and a skipper always knows what to do, whether he does or not." - Chief, "U-571" (movie)


"Carly, don't let go!" - Sam

"Why on earth would I let go?!" - Carly

Later...

"Carly, don't let go!" - Freddie

"OK, but can you give me any other advice?!" - Carly

Later...

"Carly! Don't let go!" - Spencer

"Yeah, I think we're pretty much on the same page!" - Carly, "iQuit iCarly" (iCarly)


"SITUATION! SITUATION!" - Sam, "iQuit iCarly" (iCarly)


"Six months." - Beckett

"Six months what?" - Castle

"It's how long we dated." - Beckett

"I didn't ask." - Castle

"Well, you were 'not asking' very loudly." - Beckett, "Little Girl Lost" (Castle)


"Do I wanna go? Is a pope Catholic?" - Castle, "A Death in the Family" (Castle)


"Remember: there are no losers. Only winners and the people that aren't them." - Mr. Laritate, "Smarty Pants" (Wizards of Waverly Place)


"Do you have anything helpful to say? At all?" - Jim

"...no." - George, "No Ordinary Brother" (No Ordinary Family)


"You OK, Mikey?" - Jim

"Apart from the gun to my head? (shrugs) Yeah." - Mike, "No Ordinary Brother" (No Ordinary Family)


"Anna, know that it is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?" - Aleera

"(stakes her) I think that if you're going to kill someone, kill them! Don't stand there talking about it!" - Anna, "Van Helsing" (movie)


"Listen, we can look and find who did this or we can stand here arguing until we're blue in the face." - Moseby

"Might as well. I'm already blue in the everywhere else!" - Justin, "Double-Crossed" (Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana)


"You!" - Moseby

"I didn't do it!" - Zack

"Oh, yes, you did!" - Moseby

"I swear I didn't! By the way, what is it I didn't do?" - Zack, "Double-Crossed" (Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana)


"Give me some good news." - Iron Man

"I can disable it in ten minutes. (Iron Man sighs with relief) It's gonna go off in five." - Captain Marvel

"I know you're not from around here, but that was more like bad news." - Iron Man, "459" (Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes)


"How'd you land this one?" - Lucien

"I told her I'm taller when I stand on my wallet." - Ronny, "Secretariat" (movie)


"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." - Spencer, "iDate a Bad Boy" (iCarly)


"Hugh Jackman is laughing. Why do Australians think I'm funny? Colin Firth isn't laughing. He's British!" - Kirk Douglas, 83rd Annual Oscars


"What do we do?" - Officer

"I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run." - Benjamin

"Good answer." - Officer, "Short Circuit" (movie)


"If this happens again, could you just text us? Maybe a code word: 'run!'" - Castle, "Countdown" (Castle)


"JJ..." - Kenny

"Yeah, buddy?" - JJ

"Stop trying to make me feel better." - Kenny, "No Ordinary Quake" (No Ordinary Family)


"Where are you?" - Jim

"Oh, you know, out and about." - Stephanie

"Out and about where?" - Jim

"You know the drugstore around the corner?" - Stephanie

"Yeah?" - Jim

"Yeah, about 500 miles east of there." - Stephanie, "No Ordinary Marriage" (No Ordinary Family)


"Everybody's got a water buffalo. Ooohhh--" - Larry

"Stop! Stop! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone has a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just stop being so silly!" - Archibald, "Where's God When I'm S-Scared?" (VeggieTales)


"Ten days after I turned 8, got my lips stuck in a gate, my friends all laughed and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee (takes a deep breath) right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week 'cause both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking, he just spoke Polish and I happened to know like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: whoosta!" - Larry, "Dave and the Giant Pickle" (VeggieTales)


"The best thing to get your wife is something she said she wanted when she thought you weren't listening." - Castle

"What if I wasn't listening?" - Montgomery, "Pretty Dead" (Castle)


"I have to believe in a better world." - Giles

"Good luck with that. I have to live in this one." - Buffy, "The Wish" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"Some have argued that such an advance goes against our nature. That death is our art. But I say to them--well, I don't say anything to them because I kill them." - Master, "The Wish" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"We have no right to distress any of God's creatures without a good reason. We call them dumb animals, so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words." - Lady, "Black Beauty" (by Anna Sewell)


"You know that feeling you get when you're standing on a high place and you have that sudden urge to jump? I don't have that." - Jack Sparrow, "On Stranger Tides" (movie)


"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again." - Jack Sparrow, "On Stranger Tides" (movie)


"Lightbulb..." - Gru, "Despicable Me" (movie)


"What happened between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows." - Dumbledore, "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone" (movie)


"Oh! That's gotta hurt." - Sandy

"Do it again! I wasn't looking!" - Patrick, "I Had an Accident" (Spongebob Squarepants)


"We'll get Spongebob to come outside and he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of." - Sandy

"And that's when I punch him, right?" - Patrick, "I Had an Accident" (Spongebob Squarepants)


"Why are you wearing glasses?" - Malfoy

"Just...reading." - Harry as Goyle

"Reading? ...I didn't know you could read." - Malfoy, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" (movie)


"If he bows back, you can touch him. If not...well, we'll get to that later." - Hagrid, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (movie)


"I did tell you that, didn't I?" - McGonogall

"No!" - Harry

"Oh, well, now you know." - McGonogall, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)


"Tiny little fellow, me dad. I could pick him up at the age of 6 with one hand and put him on the dresser." - Hagrid, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)


"You may begin at the sound of the cannon--(Filch fires the cannon)" - Dumbledore, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)


"So you applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post?" - Umbridge

"Yes." - Snape

"And you were unsuccessful?" - Umbridge

"Obviously." - Snape, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (movie)


"It's kind of exciting, breaking the rules." - Hermione

"Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?" - Ron, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (movie)


"How much for this?" - Ron

"Five Galleons." - Fred & George

"How much for me?" - Ron

"Five Galleons." - Fred & George

"But I'm your brother" - Ron

"Ten Galleons." - Fred & George, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)


"Why is it that whenever there's trouble, it's always you three?" - McGonogall

"Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself that same question for six years." - Ron, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)


"Engorgio! (pillar of fire appears where the candle had been) AH! Reducio! (fire disappears)" - Harry

"What's going on in there?" - Hermione

"Nothing!" - Ron & Harry, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1" (movie)


"I've always wanted to use that spell!" - McGonogall, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2" (movie)


"Dead Chip? The Chip we killed?" - Christy

"Apparently, we didn't kill him enough." - Alan, "Small Soldiers" (movie)


"I don't believe in fortune cookies! Well, except this one I got that said 'people are talking behind your back' and when I turned around, they were." - Harper, "The Good, the Bad, and the Alex" (Wizards of Waverly Place)


"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, bacon!" - PJ, "Sleepless in Denver" (Good Luck Charlie)


"Just tell them I hit you." - Steve, "Independence Day" (movie)


"Must go faster, must go faster. Must go faster!" - David, "Independence Day" (movie)


"What are you doing with those books? I eat at this table!" - I made this one up


"You scared the bejeebies out of me! And I like to keep my bejeebies in!" - I made this one up


"He can't drive a car! He can't even ride a pogo stick!" - I made this one up


"I can't."

"Why not?"

"I'm too lazy!" - I made this one up


"Yeah, I'll have the large unenthusiastic, heavy on the sarcasm." - I made this one up


"So you can see, sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal." - Dad, "Old Man and the C-" (Fairly OddParents)


"Honey!" - Lucius

"What?" - Honey

"Where's my super suit?" - Lucius

"What?" - Honey

"Where is my super suit?!" - Lucius

"I, uh, put it away!" - Honey

"Where?" - Lucius

"Why do you need to know?" - Honey

"I need it!" Lucius

"Uh-uh! Don't you think about going off and doing no derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!" - Honey

"The public is in danger!" - Lucius

"My evening's in danger!" - Honey

"You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!" - Lucius

"'Greater good'? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!" - Honey, "Incredibles" (movie)


"Why is it always monkeys?! Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supermodels?!" - Ron, "Exchange" (Kim Possible)


"Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and roast beast and frim-franglers and zoob-zooblers and--!" - Drakken

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dr. D." - Shego

"What?!" - Drakken

"You've stopped using words." - Shego

"Oh. Right." - Drakken, "A Very Possible Christmas" (Kim Possible)


"What's it mean to play an instrument? It means to get sound out of it. I can probably play all instruments." - Jack Black, "Jack Black" (Take 2 with Phineas and Ferb)


"So what did you order? Mild, mild medium, medium, medium hot, hot, extra hot, or 'Ah, get this out of my mouth!'?" - Fletcher, "participANTs" (ANT Farm)


"I'm so conflicted right now!" - Moseby, "Any Given Fantasy" (Suite Life)


"What is it with men and asking for directions?" - Mulan

"What is it with women and maps?" - Shen, "Mulan 2" (movie)


"Drop dead!" - Kat

"Too late!" - Stretch, "Casper" (movie)


"Ten! You're-an-idiot-nine! Get-back-here-eight! You-dimwit-seven!" - Dess, "Blue Noon" (by Scott Westerfeld)


"I tend to see the glass as half full. You tend to see the glass as something to hit people with." - Lewis, "Surprise!" (H2O)


"Oh no. My tail!" - Emma

"See? That's why I like hanging out with you guys. Any other girls in school would be 'Oh no! My makeup!'" - Lewis, "Surprise!" (H2O)


"Keep your friends close and your enemies out in the middle of the ocean." - Emma, "Surprise!" (H2O)


"(looks at four different halls) Eenie...meenie...miney...mo! (runs down the hall and then comes back with an army of Ghosts following) NOT MO! NOT MO!" - Beast Boy, "Prophecy" (Teen Titans)


A person who thought he knew everything simply didn't understand how much there was to know. - "Diamond of Darkhold" (by Jeanne DuPrau)


"The only thing that's impossible is impossibility." - Phineas, "My Fair Goalie" (Phineas and Ferb)


"And have her back by midnight." - Macon

"Is that some powerful Caster hour?" - Ethan

"No, it's her curfew." - Macon, "Beautiful Creatures" (by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl)


"Why can't you let me convalesce in peace?" - me after wisdom tooth surgery


"(seeing that his boot is on fire) Water! Water! (seeing that the hall is about to be flooded) WATER! WATER!" Indiana, "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (movie)


"There's nothing to be afraid of...except giant snake monsters." - Spiderman, "Along Came a Spider..." (Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes)


"If you're right, then I think we may have a problem." - Loch

"Just the one? That's a relief. For a minute there, I was worried." - Burke, "Legacies" (by Mercedes Lackey)


"What if there are burglar alarms?" - Spirit

"Oh, don't be silly, Spirit. Who's going to break in down here?" - Muirin

"Well...us." - Loch, "Legacies" (by Mercedes Lackey)


"One thing I hate about having super smell: when you catch a whiff of bacon, then realize it's coming from a completely different town." - Krypto, "Meet the Dog Stars" (Krypto the Superdog)


"What do we do now?!" - Puff

"I don't know! Start pressing buttons!" - Squeaky, "Streaky's Field Trip" (Krypto the Superdog)


"Got a little fight in you. I like that." - Joker

"Then you're gonna love me." - Batman, "The Dark Knight" (movie)


"(sees the Joker holding Rachel out window) Let her go." - Batman

"Hmm, very poor choice of words." - Joker, "The Dark Knight" (movie)


"Let me get this straight: you believe your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world is a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands and your intent is to blackmail this person?" - Lucius, "The Dark Knight" (movie)


"I suppose they'll lock me up, too, as your accomplice." - Alfred

"Accomplice? I'm telling them the whole thing was your idea." - Bruce, "The Dark Knight" (movie)


"You are an idiot wrapped up in a moron." - Raymond, "Misery Loves Company" (Everybody Loves Raymond)


"I'M IN A PREDICAMENT!" - Eric, "The Storm" (Drake and Josh)


"Ding! Fifth floor! Sporting goods, hardware, evil sorceresses!" - Flash, "Knight of Shadows, part II" (Justice League)


"Whoa squared." - Taranee, "B is for Betrayal" (W.I.T.C.H.)


"It's only impossible if you stop to think about it." - Pirate Captain, "Pirates: Band of Misfits" (movie)


"Speckledorfed!" - Spongebob

"That's not even a word and I agree with you!" - Krabs, "Nasty Patty" (Spongebob Squarepants)


"You have till the count of five! One...four...!" - Supergirl, "Initiation" (Justice League Unlimited)


"No, I would not, because I am a mature adult! ...I'm an adult!" - Davenport, "Bro Down" (Lab Rats)


"Can you stop it?" - Batman

"In a minute, you'll either know or won't care." - Batgirl, "Love is a Croc" (Batman: the Animated Series/New Batman Adventures)


"Trolls? As in...TROLLS?!" - Falcon, "Doomstroyer" (Avengers Assemble)


"I'm drowning in footwear!" - Spike, "Chosen" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"You're making me beat up grass!" - Rocket, "Guardians of the Galaxy" (movie)


"…a rock. …we're gonna throw a rock…at Superman." – Green Arrow, "Injustice: Gods Among Us" (video game)


"I'm allergic to dying!" - Pepe

"Especially in the face!" - Pancho, "Book of Life" (movie)


"I immediately regret this decision!" – Luis, "Book of Life" (movie)


"I am covered in zombie guts." – Nate, "Abominations" (Legends of Tomorrow)

Random stuff:

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

If you stand up for God every chance you have, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.(almost every girl in the world needs to copy this)

If u have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vise versa put this on your profile!

If u think being unique is better then being cool,u know what to do!

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 percent that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.

If you've ever read/watch/etc a book/manga/anime/movie/etc so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking it so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they never told you about it paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't say "One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too," 10 times without pausing or making a mistake, post this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh! Also like to make people laugh!!!!!!!!!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

FRIENDS: Always ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM or by their name. Mostly by their name.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Wow, we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will beat up the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” (if it's okay with the parents, of course.)

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, Hermiony, BatmanLoonaticsFan96

25 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1.I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

12. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

13. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

14. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

15. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”

16. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

17. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

18. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

19. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

20. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

21. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

22. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

23. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

24. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

25. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

If you think Harry Potter is BETTER than Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.) Aneras713 and Sarena too (Leonardo), Tattle-Tail-Secret09 (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Finn, Bastion & Leo Wyatt), BloomandSky4ever (Several and I am not telling anybody unless they are real good friends with me!) DarkPrincessKatia (Lucius Malfoy(DROOL), Harry Potter,Draco Malfoy, Baltor( NOT ANYMORE!) Helia, Riven) LizE112 (Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Emmett Cullen), BatmanLoonaticsFan96 (Timmy Turner, Tech E. Coyote, Garrus Vakarian)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, pooka14, Lilith G. Astrol,LizE112, BatmanLoonaticsFan96

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

If people (including you) think you might have A.D.D.

If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 10.

Say the word "cow" before each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read it from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Put that on your profile if you're currently laughing at yourself for falling for that.

Here's what stories I'll be doing on this site:

"Dragon Heart" – Kylana Veridian is Dovahkiin—Dragonborn. She is slowly building a reputation throughout Skyrim as a brave warrior and noble hero. That reputation is what brings Terran Fell to her. Hunted by the same people he once called family, the new Dragonborn might be his only chance of survival. Kylana agrees to help him, but soon discovers that this quest may be more than she can handle. And that there might be more to Terran Fell that she originally believed.

"Winding Path" – (Mass Effect rewrite) Terra Shepard was happy living a life on Mindoir. Everything seemed perfect to her on the colony with her family. But then Batarian slavers hit and everything changed. Sixteen-year-old Terra watched in horror from a hidden compartment as everyone she knew and loved was captured or killed. As she waited it out, scarred for life by what she witnessed, a passing cruiser came by and saw the devastation. The turians came to investigate what remained of the colony. All they found was Terra. Taking pity on the last lonely young survivor, a small turian family took her in. A family named Vakarian.

"One Last Goodbye" – COMPLETE!

"One Last Goodbye: Even When I'm Broken" – COMPLETE!

"One Last Goodbye: Through the Night" – COMPLETE!

"One Last Goodbye: Until the End" – COMPLETE!

"Shattered Requiem, Broken Shadows" – Three years. Three years since the Reaper War ended and the galaxy found some semblance of actual peace. But while the rest of civilization recovers, the crew of the Normandy still hasn't been able to move on. Not until a new threat arises and facing it draws them back together…and to someone they thought they had lost forever.

"Faded Dreams, Fallen Memories" – Three months have passed since the new threat was defeated. But one thing changed more than any other and one of the former Normandy crew members has changed more than anything else.

"Echoes" – COMPLETE!

"Adrift on Open Stars" – (inspired by the movie "If I Stay") Ella Shepard just barely survived the explosion caused by the destruction of the Reapers. She would never have survived at all if her closest friends in the galaxy hadn't scoured the wreckage on the Citadel and found her. But while her body is sent to the nearest hospital on Earth and everyone fights to keep her alive, her spirit follows behind, watching all of it. For all the choices she made in her life, this will be the hardest decision of all: should she fight her way back to the people she left behind…or should she accept her fate and rejoin the family she lost so long ago?

"Adrift on Open Stars: Through Tides of Light" – Epilogue for "Adrift on Open Stars," taking place two years later.

"Blackout" - Artemis Shepard has a lot of secrets from her time as an Earth-born orphan. None of her crew could've realized the extent of those secrets until now. When Garrus and Shepard are alone on a mission and get trapped in a cavern after a cave-in that results in a loss of power to their equipment, Garrus slowly comes to find over the course of their attempts to be rescued that Artemis has been keeping something from them all that he could never have guessed...

"Family Tree" - (Mass Effect rewrite) On April 11, 2154, Hannah Shepard gave birth to two children: Jonathan and Zoe. Both followed their parents from ship to ship, living military lives as Jonathan fostered his technical skills and Zoe discovered her biotic ability. When their father died on a mission, they resolved to follow their parents' lead and join the Alliance military. While their mother was promoted to captain, they went on a mission together to Akuze. The mission quickly turned into a disaster and their entire unit was wiped out. Jonathan Shepard was the only soldier to return to the extraction site alive, believing his sister gone for good. Zoe Shepard, however, was stranded on the other side of the planet, the first human to kill a thresher maw, and rescued by a little-known mercenary gang. Years later, when infiltrator Commander Jonathan Shepard is cast headlong into a conspiracy involving a rogue Spectre named Saren Arterius, his search for evidence of the operative's betrayal leads him to a small vigilante team run by a vanguard...named Zoe Shepard. Newly reunited, the two jump into the fight together, becoming the first human Spectres and the galaxy's best hope in the face of an apocalyptic threat. All the while, a web of romance begins to develop between the twins and their two dextro friends...

"In Time" – In the year 2306, the galaxy has been celebrating a golden age of peace for decades. At long last, the final repairs from the Reaper War have been made and every species is ensuring that their homes will remain safe for as long as possible. During the reconstruction, the Legacy Fleet was established—a series of scout ships manned by crews of every species in the galaxy. One of these ships, the Dawn Spark, is on a mission one day when they find an amnesiac named Laela…who doesn't have the hybrid physiology every inhabitant of the Milky Way has had for 120 years. As the mystery around her unravels into a complex web of conspiracy, manipulation, and newly-discovered technology, the Dawn Spark must work in secret against the next great threat to the galaxy—not an outside force, but two warring factions within.

"Star-Crossed" – (Mass Effect AU) In a reality where humanity never colonized the planet of Shanxi, Kara Shepard is living on her own on Earth. In 2176, she is 22 years old and running with a group of scavengers under Hong Kong. Her fellow scavengers refer to her as the Star-Catcher since she is known for retrieving valuable items that fall from the sky when colony supply ships crash. One night, a downed shuttle falls in the deserted area just outside of town and Kara goes to salvage it. But what she finds onboard is not supplies or even refugees. She finds an alien creature that has been wounded in battle. Taking the alien under her care, she spends the next two weeks nursing him back to health and learning everything she can about him. Then a scout ship returns to Systems Alliance Command having taken heavy damage from a ship belonging to the first alien race humanity has ever encountered. It takes Kara only five minutes to realize that this is the race her new friend belongs to. Now Kara faces a dilemma. She knows in her heart that if she can only prove to Alliance Command that these aliens are not the real enemy, a devastating war can be avoided. But how can she convince them when she's technically guilty of harboring a fugitive…one she has fallen in love with?

"Rogue Hearts" – (Mass Effect AU) Humanity has been at war with the turians for as long as Katrina Shepard can remember. She only joined the Alliance military at the height of the conflict. Now she's earned a reputation as the best sniper in the Alliance. So the Alliance trusts her with a vital mission. With both sides now trying to stamp down separatist factions that have resorted to hiring mercenaries to take out enemy officers, the Alliance brass believes this has gone on long enough. Their solution is to send "Kat" Shepard deep behind enemy lines to take the mercenaries out of the equation entirely…and the hierarchy's top generals at the same time. For a while, the plan seems like a decent idea. But everything changes when an ambush catches her…and her life is saved by a turian.

"Archangel Chronicles" – (Mass Effect AU) On the lawless world of Omega, there is one person fighting for the innocent. A vigilante known to all as Archangel. No one knows who he is, even his own team. But then a human woman by the name of Amity comes along and threatens to see through his walls. Together and apart, they embark on a series of adventures that will change Omega forever.

"SPECTRE" – (Mass Effect AU) Commander Nova Shepard has been given the honor of being named the first human Spectre—an elite operative in service of galactic peace. When she receives word that a terrorist group is hoarding strange alien technology from the time of the Protheans' mysterious extinction, she must quickly gather a crew of talented soldiers to combat the threat before it escalates to all-out war. Friendships are made, romances are born, and battle rages on. The Normandy might be the galaxy's only hope.

"Here on Earth" – Alina Valencia has been a street rat on Earth since before she can remember. She's learned every trick to surviving alone. But when a Citadel duct rat sneaks his way into her territory, she finds a challenger she never expected in the form of Magnus Zakaren. A turian. The two grow closer as their teenage years crawl by. But when the Reapers take hold of Earth entirely, they may just become a source of hope for the resistance in London. If they can survive until the war is over.

"Matters of the Heart" – Some friendly advice between Normandy crew members when love becomes hard.

"You've Got Mail" – Personal correspondence between Normandy crew members over the course of their time together.

"When Words Are Not Enough" – A series of one-shots inspired by songs that relate to specific ME couples.

"Unspoken" – When tensions rise between Shepard and Garrus, Shepard confesses something she thought she would never tell anyone else.

"Copper and Cobalt" – COMPLETE!

"No Shepard Without Vakarian" – COMPLETE!

"What If I Lost You?" – COMPLETE!

"What If I Lost Myself?" – COMPLETE!

"For You" – Mass Effect, one-shot, Garrus romance. Title says it all.

"Tales of Solana Vakarian" – Chronicles of silence. The story of Garrus Vakarian is well-known, at least to those who best know Commander Shepard. But his sister?

"Tales of a Night Demon" – Chronicles of silence. The duty of a justicar is one not taken up lightly. Few realize that the life of those they hunt is just as overwhelming.

"Tales of the Unity" – Chronicles of silence. The Normandy was not the only ship to host a crew of multiple species. It was simply the first.

"Tales of a Dark Angel" – Chronicles of silence. Commander Shepard long believed that death followed her around. She was indirectly correct.

"Loonatics Meet the Disneys" - The Loonatics meet their super-rivals, the Disney heroes. The team of anthro super descendants of Mickey Mouse and Friends (also containing six members) must now join with the Loonatics to defeat a bunch of baddies...

"Consequences" – The Justice League has fought many villains since its formation. But now they face their greatest threat yet: the Syndicate of Retribution. The Syndicate, however, isn't really concerned with the fate of the world. Their interest is focused solely on the League. On making them pay for their failures and mistakes, for those they failed to save and those the Syndicate believes they shouldn't have. This fight makes the League more desperate than ever…but also makes them question if their lives are worth this conflict. Can they hold onto hope in the midst of this madness? …or will this battle consume them?

CROSSOVERS

"Bloodline" – I was conceived in a timeline that no longer exists. I was born to a mother that never met my true parents. I was orphaned at an age where I was too young to know how to fight and yet somehow still escaped certain death. I lived over a decade alone. I don't even know my name. But I know I am a Vampire Slayer. And my destiny lies with Buffy Summers and the vampire named Angel.

"Bloodline: Correction" – I was raised a soldier of the Order of Chronos. I have lived my life hunting down those who would endanger reality by meddling with temporal folds. I came here to eliminate the product of one such meddling. …she was not what I expected.

"Bloodline: Adventures of the Deviants" – A Vampire Slayer from an alternate timeline, a knight of the Order of Chronos, a half-demon Witch, and a Watcher-in-training tend to find trouble. Especially in company like the Slayer Trainers.

"Bloodline: Displacement" – Time has a way of correcting itself. We've just learned that the hard way.

"Young Slayers" – Post-Endgame and Post-Gift. Two events happened at once. Two people died at the same time. Two superhumans died at the same time, in similar ways. Midia Costa didn't know either of them, but she was never the same again. One month later, the League is inducting a new young hero to their covert ops team—a girl calling herself Codon who swears her mother was a mystic and her dad was a member of a secret magic council in England and that her pet red panda has powers, too. But when Codon's trial run mission leads them to a girl named Midia, they discover the existence of an entire magic realm composed of vampires and demons and werewolves…and that young Midia has the minds of two dead heroes trapped in her head despite the fact that their souls have supposedly both moved on. The ensuing adventure takes the Team to a little place known as Sunnydale, California…

"DC Does Disney" – Parodies of classic Disney and Pixar stories in the setting of Justice League and Teen Titans characters.

"Red X and the Outlaws" – The Titans' last mission as the Teen Titans had several repercussions. They became the Titans, Robin and Beast Boy changed their names, an old friend returned, and Red X disappeared. But when a new team of villains appears and starts giving the Justice League trouble, the six Titans of Jump City step in to lend a helping hand, whether the core seven of the League want it or not. However, complications arise even more when the leader of the Outlaws reveals himself to be Red X. The question of whether the League and Titans can work together then becomes a series of questions about their new adversaries. As the hole keeps getting deeper, the heroes become buried in it and begin to wonder if they can ever win this battle.

"Red Hood and the Mercenaries" – (sequel to "Red X and the Outlaws") Nearly two years after the Outlaws were defeated, a new enemy emerges intent on destroying the entire League as well as all the Titans. Forced to team up yet again, the core members of both groups begin to investigate the army coming after them…who seem to have intimate knowledge of their every weakness. As the war unfolds, secret after secret threatens to drive the heroes apart. Can they stick together long enough to end this? …or will this be their final battle?

"Nightwing and the Titans" – (sequel to "Red Hood and the Mercenaries") Over a year after the Mercenaries were defeated, strange things begin to happen in Jump City. One night, Nightwing leads the Titans to investigate the bizarre phenomenon only for his teammates to disappear. Forced to call on the Justice League for help, Nightwing goes on a desperate search for his team, soon to find that there is more to this situation than he ever imagined.

"Marvel and DC: Two Worlds Collide" – When two worlds draw close enough together to merge for a period of five days (while still separated by Rifts), the villains begin to scheme together to take advantage of it, forcing the heroes to team up in unexpected ways to combat it.

"Paranormal Pandemic" – When humanity made first contact with an alien race, it resulted in a war. What they didn't realize when the war ended was that it had some other unexpected results. Most diseases wouldn't be communicable across species. But vampirism spread like a wildfire. And with the Slayers still limited to a few dozen humans, it's a struggle to cross the stars to keep up.

"Red Stars" – After ending the threat of an Ardat-Yakshi on Omega, Commander Lilly Shepard runs into an old friend from Earth and finds herself and her team inadvertently roped into investigating a more paranormal threat than they're used to.

"Red Stars: Reaping" – While Shepard is leading the offensive in the war against the Reapers, Ariadne Hartwell is forced to align herself with one of her greatest enemies when she discovers what they can do against the monsters threatening all life in the galaxy.

"Red Stars: The Wish Returns" – In the aftermath of the Reaper War, Ariadne has been feeling her job has been making things more difficult for her friends on the Normandy. But when a seeming good Samaritan turns out to be more than she appears, some words better left unsaid transport her powerless to a world of nightmares…

"Red Stars: Voyagers" – As the Normandy is recovering from feared losses and the galaxy is rebuilding from the war, Ariadne finds a ship and crew of her own.

"Red Stars: Mirror Image" – A former enemy's attempts to "make friends" with Lilly result in a piece of a lost world coming to haunt them all.

"Red Stars: Unbound" – An enemy thought long buried arises and threatens the entire galaxy. The two crews must stand together and seek out the help of countless others in order to win a new war.

"Red Stars: Shadows of the Past" – Part 1. While Ariadne takes up a duty not needed since Buffy herself, Lilly reunites with an old friend from their days on Earth. The two are again required to join forces, though, when a sinister plan reveals itself.

"Red Stars: Shadows of the Future" – Part 2. Things have never been easy for a Slayer. This time is no exception. Not only are the demons enacting their grand scheme attempting to remake an ancient ritual and plunge the entire galaxy into darkness, an ancient prophecy has come to light that might just refer to the galaxy's two biggest heroes.

"Red Stars: Blood of Heroes" – Two years after officially settling down, Lilly Shepard is quite indifferent to being "inexplicably bound" to a Slayer and labeled a "champion" even in the magic world she is also indifferent towards. But when Ariadne reenters her life and warns her that a shifty cult if after "the blood of a champion," Lilly and her former crewmen have to step up to defend themselves.

{On Distant Shores Series}

"On Distant Shores" – (Mass Effect 3—between the Citadel DLC and Priority: Cerberus Headquarters—and Dragon Age II—shortly before Act 3) When Commander Shepard and her crew of the Normandy decide to go for one last ride before the endgame of the Reaper War, a mysterious signal sends them stumbling through time and space to a strange new world far from the galaxy they know. Now Shepard and her squad must join forces with some unlikely allies: a mage named Hawke and her companions. Together, they must find a way to defeat a new threat coming for them…and find a way to get the Normandy crewmen home before that home is gone forever.

"On Farther Shores" – It's been four years since the end of the Reaper War. In all that time, this is the first time any of the former Normandy crewmen have returned to the ship. All 14 of Commander Shepard's squad-mates come back to the ship they once called home and, on Joker's insistence, take it for one last ride. But when that ride ends, they find themselves once again in Thedas. With a new threat on the horizon, the Normandy crewmen find that their only hope of returning home lies in aiding the recently-formed Inquisition. But this may bring on more trouble than they bargained for.

"Between Shores" – Companion story, divulging the events of the four years between the first two.

"From Shores to Sky" – Anthology of events in the universes of "On Distant Shores," from long before to long after.

"On Shores Unnumbered" – (may take place in concert with Dragon Age 4?) Aeris Larkspur's purpose in life is to defend the Veil. When it is threatened, it is thus her duty to command the forces that would stand against the threat. But when every dimension is under siege in its own way, the threat may prove too great…

"On Shores Unseen" – 20 years after the war against the Dread Wolf, the Spectrum is living on a knife edge between perfect peace and falling under siege again. Aeris still stands on constant watch for another threat. But when one comes, it is not one she can face as she did before. This one will require the help of a new series of heroes.

"For All Shores Together" – (a fan-fiction of my own fan-fiction because I can; inspired by Avengers: Endgame and the Arrowverse Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover) A new threat emerges, forcing Aeris to bring together all of the heroes of the war against the Dread Wolf. This time, however, the Veil is not at risk of collapse…but of inversion.

"For One Shore Alive" – (a sequel to the fan-fiction of my own fan-fiction because I still can) 20 years after the assault on the Veil, a new generation must navigate the strange new world that resulted.

!Justice Avengers X Series!

"Justice Avengers X" - On May 2, 2017, the Collision took place. The universe of the Justice League and the universe of the Avengers melded into one, changing the course of history for everyone in either world from that day forward. Now, in 2773, the Loonatics meet their time's biggest adjustment: the conjoined descendants of superheroes from the X-Men, the Avengers, and the Justice League. Now all the heroes must all join together to defeat their evil rivals. Can six unlikely teenagers help out? Maybe...

"Justice Avengers X2" - The teams run into four new friends: the descendant of Spider-Man, the descendant of Nick Fury (who is now the current Director of SHIELD), an extra-terrestrial, and the descendant of the Sorcerer Supreme Dr. Strange. Can they help out when some new baddies come into the picture?

"Justice Avengers X3" – When the Loonatics are called away from Acmetropolis for a mission off-world, the JAX must step up to face what comes next alone. But when the threat that comes proves too much for them to handle and a mysterious force prevents the Loonatics from returning, it's up to the Titan Six to defeat the villain behind it all before Acmetropolis pays the price.

"Justice Avengers X: Origins" - One-shots telling the origins of each member of the Justice Avengers X (as well as three of their friends).

"Justice Avengers X4" (based on the Justice League two-part episode "A Better World") - The team has to face some of their worst enemies yet: themselves.

"Justice Avengers X5" – The Acme heroes become acquainted with a few fellow heroes, but it appears some might not be as heroic as they seem…

"Justice Avengers X6" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited two-part episode "The Once and Future Thing") - Time is unraveling. The teams are launched back and forth through the time stream and must find a way to stop the villain who started this...Chronos...

"Justice Avengers X7" (inspired by the Justice League three-part episode "Starcrossed") - When a friend is revealed to be a spy for the enemy, the heroes must face an entire army alone…

"Justice Avengers X8" (based on the movie "Justice League: Doom") - The Legion of Terror has a new plan...and it came straight from the mind of Wonder Bat...

"Justice Avengers X9" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited episode "The Great Brain Robbery" and the Avengers Assemble episode "Head to Head") - When a spell goes wrong, the team ends up in a body-switching situation...

"Justice Avengers X10" - (based on the Justice League Unlimited second/fourth season) The Loonatics, JAX, etc. must worry about a new enemy that could prove the death of the heroes: a combo of Ultron and Brainiac...

"Justice Avengers X11" - (inspired by the movie "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths") When the team receives a visit from someone they weren't exactly expecting, they end up in another universe entirely...

"Justice Avengers X12: A World Without Heroes" - Telly Drake wakes up one morning to find herself in a dark world overrun with villains, a world where no superheroes--even the legendary Avengers and Justice League--ever existed. Now, the only one still bearing any memory of Knave and the other heroes, Telly has to seek out the others, figure out what caused this strange new world, and turn everything back to normal...before she becomes part of this dark reality as well...

"Justice Avengers X13" - When a new villain comes along, Firebird learns the hard way that he is a descendant of Dr. Destiny. Now she must delve into the Phoenix Force to purge him from her teammates' minds…and her own…

"Justice Avengers X14" – (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited episode "Far From Home") The teams get a shock when they're visited by heroes from even farther into the future: the 31st century...

"Justice Avengers X15" – When a crisis threatens half the universe, the Acme heroes are forced to split their efforts through Wormhole Central. But what they face now can only be defeated if they act as one. Every hero they know must band together to combat this threat or all the universe will pay the price.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted" - When the teams' latest mission goes awry, they end up sent back in time...to their 21st century ancestors... (this is technically a crossover with Teen Titans and Justice League [Unlimited] and even Avengers, but you don't have to have seen any of the shows or even read the other JAX stories to get what's going on...I hope)

"Justice Avengers X Flashback: Collision" - Telling the story of when the Avengers met the Justice League.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 2" - As soon as the 21st century teams show up for a visit, the 28th century teams end up in a chaotic adventure. And when Saphira's escape plan goes horribly wrong, everyone is trapped in a century that none of them know anything about...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 3" - The 21st century heroes are doing fine...until they're visited by a team of heroes from the 29th century, who tell them that their villains are preparing a plan to destroy the Loonatics' time and the Justice League, Avengers, and Teen Titans are the only ones who can help them stop it.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 4" - When the heroes are targeted by "the Squad" for messing with the time stream, they end up in a pretty bad situation...that lets the villains run free...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 5" (inspired by Back to the Future part 2) - After the 21st and 28th century teams head to the 29th century to correct a twist in the time stream, they return to the 28th century to find themselves in a completely different timeline...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 6" (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Doppelgangland") - The newest bad guy's plan involves releasing the soulless Dark Sides of its targets...and its targets just so happen to be the Acme heroes...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 7" (based on "Looney Tunes: Back in Action") - When the latest villain goes nuts, the teams are taken to Toontown itself and must fight alongside not only the heroes of the 21st century but also the Looney Tunes trinity (Bugs, Daffy, and Lola) themselves.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 8" (based on Men in Black 3...sort of...maybe) - The 21st century heroes are looking into the latest villain team when an apprehension is interrupted by the sudden appearance of their 28th century counterparts...who seem to be fading...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 9" (inspired by Star Trek: Into Darkness...kind of) - The team ends up facing an enemy they weren't expecting while on a mission in space. Now they have to fight to stay alive...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 10" (indirectly inspired by Man of Steel) - When the newest time jump collides with a Phantom Zone projector, the heroes accidentally unleash the forces of "The Phantoms of Krypton." Not only do the hundred warriors have a score to settle with both Champion and Phantom...each is as strong as the man of steel himself...

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 11" - The 21st and 28th century heroes must meet up once again to disrupt a new brand of villain determined to not only destroy them but make them suffer. Story told in POV format.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 12" - When a group of time-traveling baddies accidentally pull the 21st century heroes back into the 28th century, the Acme heroes must once again bring them in to help them on their mission. But this one may prove more troublesome than they expect when it is revealed that something from their time in Wild Dark may be affecting their current dilemma…

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 13" – The 28th century heroes are jumped back in time to the one place they shouldn't be: the 21st century. Just after they start planning a way back, several baddies decide to make a move. But when the 21st century heroes are then taken to the 28th century while their companions are sent even further back, both groups are trapped and in danger of altering history beyond correction if they are even seen…

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 14" (inspired by the movie Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox) – When the 21st century heroes are forced to jump into the 28th century yet another time, they assume they can instantly meet up with their descendants and organize a double-strike. But the world they come to is completely different from the one they've been in before. Despite confirming the date as the 2770s, the sky is blue and the damage wrought in the few months since their last visit should have taken centuries to accumulate. They quickly discover that someone has meddled with the time stream…and they might just be the only hope of saving it once again.

"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 15" - The worst enemy of them all is awakened. Every hero they know must come together...and every villain...

"Justice Avengers X: Epilogues" - The stories of what happened after the final battle.

!Protectors and Marvels Series!

Season 1

"Teamwork/Hunted" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must work together on the X2's first mission...but it doesn't go so well. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a Huntress.

"Bat Business/All in the Family" - In the 2030s, Robin receives a shock when a new Batgirl comes along. In the 2790s, Vampire Bat gets a surprise visit from a long-lost cousin who turns out to be...not what he was expecting.

"Charmed/Enchanted" – In the 2030s, Charm becomes an author and assists her good friends the Marvels on a mission…during which she receives more than she bargained for. In the 2790s, the Protectors face an Enchanter.

"Revelation/Revolution" - In the 2030s, a schoolmate of the Marvels discovers their secret identities. In the 2790s, the Protectors realize there is a traitor among them.

"Tied Down/Tied Up" – In the 2030s, Robin is out of commission during the one Gotham crisis that might just need him. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle episode "Cuffed") Black Bat and Black Huntress wake up tied together in a locked cellar with no memory of how they got there.

"Slaying/Slain" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a group of superhumans calling themselves the Slayers. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet the new Slayers, some of whom are descendants of the old team.

"Secrets/Judgement" - In the 2030s, Robin and Batgirl end up in a...to put it mildly, a situation. In the 2790s, a new villain calling himself the Judge might just be the death of a teammate.

"Switchblade/Riddled" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new heroine...who might just be the daughter of any of a number of villains. In the 2790s, (partially inspired by the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance) the Protectors find themselves in a labyrinth of deadly puzzles.

"Strays/Zookeepers" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must defeat a villain using Mad Hatter-like tech to control a zoo's worth of wild animals...and monsters. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a future version of the same villain.

"Unravel/Unwind" - In the 2030s, (inspired by/based on the Young Justice episode "Failsafe") the Marvels must become the planet's sole guardians when the other heroes are taken from them. In the 2790s, (inspired by/based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Same Time, Same Place") the Protectors find themselves separated and must fight their way together...despite each believing the others have gone dark.

"Royal Pain/Princesses and Protectors" - (basically inspired by the movie Princess Protection Program) In the 2030s, the Marvels must protect the royal family of Valkodia. In the 2790s, the Protectors must safeguard the royal princess of a distant planet when her life is threatened.

"Genesis/Genocide" - In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves meeting a super-team as great as the Slayers: the children of New Genesis. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet the latest in the lines of New Genesis.

"Nothing to Fear/This is Halloween" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Fear, Itself") the Marvels' Halloween gets a surprise visit from a monster composed of fear. In the 2790s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Halloween") the Protectors' Halloween takes an unexpected turn for the worst.

"Freelance/Wannabes" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the Ultimate Spider-Man episode "Ultimate Deadpool") the Marvels meet a group of "heroes for hire" who want their help on the latest contract: retrieving a SHIELD file that has been holding the secret identity of every superhero ever. In the 2790s, (inspired by the Legion of Superheroes episode "The Substitutes") the Protectors must deal with a group of pathetically powered heroes who are intent on getting in on their action.

"Sorcery/Vampire" - In the 2030s, the Marvels face a new villain who proves to be worse than any their kinds have ever known. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover that their latest and worst villain has a bloodline from the 21st century that might just lead to chaos for everyone in the 28th.

Season 2

"For Adults Only" - One day, things started out fine. Then it happened. Suddenly, they were all gone... (Inspired by both the Young Justice episode "Misplaced" and the young adult novel series "Gone" by Michael Grant)

"Honor Among Thieves" – (partially inspired by the movie Entrapment) The Protectors conspire to infiltrate a ring of thieves only to come upon more than they bargained for.

"Wishes and Dreams" - (essentially inspired by the Marvel Comics "House of M" story arc) Things were normal for the most part. They were ready to turn in the new villain, they obviously had the upper hand. Until things took a turn for the worst. They woke up the next morning in a completely different world...

"Psycho/Murder" - In the 2030s, (based on the Castle two-part episode "Tick, Tick, Tick" and "Boom") the Marvels must face a psychopathic killer who has figured out their secret identities and developed a killer infatuation with Wonder Girl. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle two-part episode "Pandora" and "Linchpin") the Protectors must solve a murder case before the murderer follows through on a time-sensitive threat that could destroy Acmetropolis as they know it.

"History/Futuristic" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must deal with the past as it comes around to haunt their present. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a threat beyond time.

"Infiltrated/Unfiltered" – In the 2030s, the Marvels' must face down a team known only as the Infiltrators. In the 2790s, the Protectors deal with the Infiltrators' successors...Sypher's kids.

"Gotham Generations/Family Legacy" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must face off against the children of Gotham's rogues when they join together and try to release their parents. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet where Gotham's rogues' lines have come...an alliance that attempts to destroy Wonder Bat.

"Forgotten/Lost" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Young Justice episode "Bereft") the Marvels' find themselves in the middle of nowhere with no memory of how they got there…or of each other and their super selves. In the 2790s, the Protectors are separated in the middle of nowhere…and are being hunted down by a dark and dangerous force.

"Undercover" – A Marvel and a Protector must infiltrate enemy ranks as undercover villains. But they stand to lose too much if they're found out…

"Titan Time/Vacation" – In the 2030s, the Marvels get fed up with their parents' way of doing things and take a break…to try out the Titans. In the 2790s, the Protectors go on "vacation" only for things to go south…again.

"Twisted/Amazed" – In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves facing a mystery—and every time they solve one turn, two more pop up. In the 2790s, the Protectors need to face twice the odds they're used to.

"911/4007" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face an emergency when three different villains quarrel over the latest stolen device. In the 2790s, the Protectors catch a distress beacon when a missing starship reaches their signals.

"Demons and Daemons/Guardian Angels" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet Angel's family...of Demons. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a new villain...who just so happens to be a Nephilim.

"Who I Am/Memories" - In the 2030s, one of the Marvels' friends faces an identity crisis. In the 2790s, the Protectors run into a seemingly powerful young man who has absolutely no recollection of his past or even who he is.

"All Fall Down" - Both times are plagued by the same problem. Nightmares and nightmares of betrayals and death. No one ever survives one of those nightmares. But when the dreamer finds themselves in the same situation while they are awake, they begin to wonder: is this real or another nightmare? And then the question becomes: "If this is real, can we survive? If this is a nightmare...why can't I wake up?"

Season 3

"Cloned/Humanity" – In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new ally with insight into a villain's lair…that has been doing genetic experiments using superhuman DNA. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble across someone who proves themselves to be something other than human.

"Bonnie and Clyde/Romeo and Juliet" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face two new villains who will do absolutely anything for each other. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble on a villainous scheme that may get in the way of one of their budding romances.

"Duplicity/Accelerated" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Bionic Woman two-part episode "Deadly Ringer") the Marvels must face a threat…on the inside. In the 2790s, the Protectors must face a new brand of villain calling themselves the "Accelerators."

"Miscalculation/Memorization" – In the 2030s, (essentially inspired by the movie Lie Free or Die Hard) when Oracle's two lives collide, the heroes face a high-level hacking conspiracy that puts the second Commissioner Gordon's daughter's life in the line of fire. In the 2790s, a mysterious new virus breaks out, slowly killing any who fall to it by tearing apart the memory cortex of their brains…and one of the Protectors is one of the first victims.

"Drained/Fallen" – In the 2030s, the Marvels stumble across a deadly villain…capable of stealing their powers and permanently causing spiritual damage. In the 2790s, the Protectors receive a visit from someone they thought was dead.

"Freedom/Temples" – In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new "hero" calling herself Freedom Fighter and are consequently roped into a National Treasure-style adventure. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble into an adventure that is unfortunately not dissimilar to Indiana Jones.

"Forces of Nature/Forces of the Forest" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a team of villainous college kids calling themselves the Atronachs. In the 2790s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Attack of the Terrible Trio") the Protectors face a team of villainous college kids who have found the ability to shape-shift.

"Tribute/Tournament" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover a vicious underground known as the Arena…and the only way out is to compete. In the 2790s, the Protectors are taken to a world where everyone is genetically engineered…and forced into deadly tournaments.

"Antiheroes" – (inspired by The Batman episode "The End of Batman") The Marvels and the Protectors face similar problems: teams of villains determined to protect the other villains from the heroes that "torment" them.

"Marvels and Protectors" – A series of one-shots about the continuing adventures of the teen heroes.

"Heartbeat/Phantom" – In the 2030s, the Marvels encounter a Heartless. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet a Ghost.

"Fairy Tales/Nursery Rhymes" – In the 2030s, (partially inspired by the Castle episode "Once Upon a Crime") the Marvels must battle a "fairy tale serial killer." In the 2790s, the Protectors battle a "Mother Goose Monster."

"Facing Vengeance" – (inspired by Harley Quinn's Revenge) In both times, the young heroes must face some of their parents' greatest enemies alone when said heroes go missing.

"Lies and Enemies" - (inspired by the Lab Rats hour-long episode "Bionic Showdown") The Justice League and the Avengers were heading out a mission with a friend. But when they are captured, the Marvels must face enemies they thought were their friends...

"Untimely" - (based on the Danny Phantom hour-long episode "Ultimate Enemy") The Protectors are zapped into the future by the Timekeeper himself. But what they find there, 20 years ahead, is worse than any nightmare...

Season 4

"Frozen with Fear/Frozen in Time" – In the 2030s, (pretty much inspired by the VeggieTales episode "League of Incredible Vegetables") the Marvels must face off a pair of villains with a literally terrifying weapon. In the 2790s, the Protectors must fight against Time Skip's daughter.

"Crazed Fans/Love Never Dies" – In the 2030s, (based on the Castle episode "Number One Fan") the Marvels meet one of their biggest fans…who is currently holding hostages during the investigation of her boyfriend's murder. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle episode "The Blue Butterfly") the Protectors are guided through a murder mystery by a 50-year-old diary of a cold case romance.

"Power/Control" – In the 2030s, (inspired by Lord of the Rings) the Marvels must face off a cosmic-level evil by destroying the source of its power before it destroys them…but Damian and Elyssa end up exponentially farther in than their team. In the 2790s, the Protectors face off a cosmic power of their own…and the stakes are exponentially higher.

"Insurrection/Runes" – In the 2030s, (partially inspired by Beautiful Creatures) the Marvels face a threat of the worst demonic realm. In the 2790s, the Protectors must defeat a literal living nightmare…descended from Dr. Destiny.

"Frozen Heart/Icy Grip" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the movie Frozen) the Marvels find that an old enemy is freezing the world...but the old enemy proves to be an old friend as well. In the 2790s, the Protectors learn that an old enemy is threatening to revive a monster...or a team of monsters.

"The Burning Sky/Watch the Time" – In the 2030s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Strange New World") the Marvels find themselves in a world full of mind controlled monsters. In the 2790s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Seconds") the Protectors face a villain—descended from Clock King/Temple Fugate—who knows every move they'll make.

"Too Deep" – (inspired by the Avengers Assemble episode of the same name) In the 2030s, the Marvels attempt to organize a sting on one of the villains…and discover they're in way too deep. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a similar problem.

"Old Habits/Dying Hard" – In the 2030s, the Marvels must band together all they can when the villains collide. In the 2790s, the Protectors face the greatest collection of villains to walk their world.

"Only Time Will Tell" – (inspired by the Castle episode "Time Will Tell") Both times run into seemingly psychotic people claiming to be from the future…but their incredibly accurate predictions might prove them something other than psychotic.

"Spirits/Souls" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a villain known as the Spirit Keeper. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a villain known as the Soul Master.

"Dealing/Coping" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover how the fight with Spirit Keeper has affected them all…especially Wonder Girl. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover how the fight with Soul Master has affected them all…especially Wildflower.

"Marvels: Profiles" – Brief insights into each hero of the 21st century.

"Protectors: Profiles" – Brief insights into each hero of the 28th century.

"Myths" – (insired by "Dreamless" by Josephine Angelini) The Marvels find themselves facing a villain of mythological proportions with a history stretching back to the Trojan War. But when Delphine puts a prophecy over their heads that history will repeat itself and end the world if anything goes wrong, the battle starts to fall…

"Time And Again" - Time for the Protectors to meet the Marvels.

Season 5

"Flash Forward" – In the 2040s, the new Justice League comes together. In the 2810s, the new Justice Avengers come together.

"Multimedia" – (inspired by both the Teen Titans episode "Episode 257-494" and the Kim Possible episode "Dimensional Twist") The Marvels and the Protectors are both thrown into the dimensions that make up their reality's media—games, TV shows, books, and movies alike.

"Law and Order/Facing Fate" – In the 2030s, (inspired by season 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) the Marvels face a group of superhumans with dark intentions, calling themselves the Order of the Ninth Moon. In the 2790s, the Protectors face more than they ever bargained for.

"Background/Backwards" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Family") a friend of the Marvels discovers who she is and worries for them all because of it. In the 2790s, (based on the Angel episode "Damage") the Protectors are caught in a fight with a juvie Arkham patient who escapes and exhibits…demonic qualities in doing so.

"Pull Together/Worlds Apart" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a threat against their entire heroic generation which results in a falling out with their mentors and a subsequent banding together of their generation instead. In the 2790s, some of the Protectors find themselves stumbling upon a mirror dimension, leaving the others with their villainous doubles.

"Marvel vs. Marvel/Alien vs. Protector" – In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves facing their worst nightmare…themselves. In the 2790s, the Protectors face an alien threat…able to copy and outdo their powers.

"Unreal/Get Real" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the movie Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox) one of the Marvels' friends wakes up in a strange new world. In the 2790s, the Protectors investigate a new virtual reality program as it bursts into the future scene…only to find themselves trapped inside an unpredictable world with no sense of reality.

"Midgard/On Guard" – In the 2030s, the Marvels follow a threat to Asgard, only to discover that they face a scourge of all nine realms. In the 2790s, the Protectors journey to Asgard, only to learn that all nine realms are being threatened.

"Extended Family/One Step at a Time" - In the 2030s, an unknown force begins targeting Batman and his "family members" and Robin, Batgirl, and Wonder Girl are forced to open old wounds to protect them. In the 2790s, the Protectors must bring together their allies to face an unknown force that threatens them all.

"Flashbacks" - Stories of the heroes' adventures from before.

"Song/Silence" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a new villain with the ability to capture the will. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a new villain able to capture the voice.

"Welcome to the Thunderdome/Horror Games" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Marvel: Avengers Alliance special ops "Game On" which was inspired by the Marvel Comics "Avengers Arena" story arc) Arcade's son and Toyman's daughter concoct a plan to tear apart the heroes. In the 2790s, (inspired by the movie Hunger Games) the Protectors find themselves trapped in a fight to death…with each other.

"13 Curses/13th Hex" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover the cause of grief for some of their friends when they meet an immortal who remembers what happened 1000 years ago. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover a group of "Hexes" who might just prove to be their downfall.

"Senses/Feelings" – (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "The Friend of My Friend is My Enemy") In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new team of heroes as they form…and harbor dark secrets. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet a newly formed team of heroes…only to discover that they are not who they claim to be.

"Epic/Legendary" – In the 2030s, a new villain comes along…one for whom time has no meaning. In the 2790s, an old enemy comes along…one who once faced the heroes of legend.

Season 6

"Blood/Fire" – In the 2040s, the Marvels face a whole new breed of enemy…Vampires. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover a nest…of Dragons.

"Valentine's Day" – In the 2040s, Queen Bee, Spellbinder, Sirena, and Bella Donna decide to have some fun with the men in town…and end up releasing an Asgardian enchantress named Lorelei to help with their fun. In the 2800s, Temptress, Dream Queen, Succubus, and Envy team up to wreak havoc…and form an alliance with a new villainess, Pied Piper, who begins to mess with the Protectors' emotions.

"Capture/Rapture" - In the 2040s, a new enemy brings together every villain known to Gotham and beyond to capture the Marvels...and in turn destroy their mentors. In the 2800s, a new enemy forms an alliance to capture the Protectors...and thus destroy the Acme heroes.

"Girls Night Out/Birds of Prey" - In the 2040s, Batgirl, Mist Mistress, Revenant, and X-23 find themselves scorned by their male teammates...and decide they should quit to (along with Deadpool's daughter) reform the Birds of Prey. In the 2800s, the Protectors find an old friend making a new form of the Birds of Prey...and taking the title a little too far.

"Spoiler Alert/Old Ways" – In the 2040s, a group of villains with Cluemaster at the front break out of prison and join together to take down the heroes, only for a certain Stephanie Brown to jump in. In the 2800s, a group of villains team together to make a name for themselves by taking down the Acme heroes, only for a certain Shannon Turner to jump in.

"Wanted/Hostage" – In the 2040s, the Marvels find themselves facing an onslaught of villains when an old enemy makes them bounty targets. In the 2800s, the Protectors find themselves facing an onslaught of villains when an old friend reveals a secret.

"Isolation/Abduction" – In the 2040s, the Marvels search for one of their own… In the 2800s, one of the Protectors is kidnapped…

"Avengers Assemble" – In the 2040s, the entirety of the Avengers is called in for a mission too big for even the extended Justice League to handle alone. In the 2800s, the entirety of the Justice Avengers come together with the Protectors for a galaxy-wide mission.

"Gathering/Summoning" – In the 2040s, the Marvels discover a plot to capture 21 magic artifacts and must journey to recover them first…until one of their own is captured as well. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover a plot to awaken 21 ancient dark spirits and must journey to stop it…until one of their own is taken into it.

"Assassination/Anarchy" – (inspired by the game Batman: Arkham Origins) In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that they're once again being targeted by a group of assassins…but, this time around, they've got bigger problems as well. In the 2800s, the Protectors find themselves the targets of a group of assassins…but that's not their only problem.

"Mortality" – In the 2040s, the Marvels' mortal friends come together and bond over their lack of superpowers and their relationships to the heroes, deciding they should form a team of their own to back them up…only to cross paths with the new Marauders while said heroes are out of reach. In the 2800s, the Protectors lose their powers for a whole week and are forced to go into battle alone.

"Non Morietur In Aeternum/Ignis In Aeternum" – In the 2040s, the Marvels must worry for their team when an old enemy returns…from the dead. In the 2800s, the Protectors must worry for a friend when they face the ultimate test.

"Nightmares" – Part 1. In the 2040s, Scarecrow and his son disappear just before a deadly virus begins to spread, releasing fear in chaotic waves. In the 2800s, a strange force begins turning people's dreams into reality…only it favors their nightmares.

"Reborn/Darkening" – Part 2. In the 2040s, (inspired by season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) one of the heroes goes over the deep end and threatens the world. In the 2800s, (inspired by season 4 of Angel) a strange being comes to Acmetropolis intent on destroying it.

"Breakout/Breakdown" – Part 3. In the 2040s, a mysterious force releases every inmate at every prison to hold a rogue, giving the Marvels the challenge of their lives. In the 2800s, a mysterious force strands the Protectors on an unfamiliar planet, giving them the challenge of their lives.

Season 7

"Time and Again 2.0" – The Protectors and Marvels must team up once again.

"Double Flash Forward" – (inspired by The Batman episode "Artifacts") In the 4200s, a group of archaeologists investigate the heroes of legend—21st, 28th, 29th, and 31st century alike—in order for the heroes of their own time to stop a reawakening villain.

"Marvels and Protectors 2" – Another series of one-shots.

"In Control/In Memoriam" – In the 2040s, the heroes discover that a new villain has emerged and is taking the minds of superhumans. In the 2800s, the heroes discover that a new villain has emerged and is taking the souls of dead superhumans.

"Crucifix" – In the 2040s, (partially inspired by the DC Comics "Death of the Family" story arc) Crucible breaks free of her prison once more…and seeks to weed out the heroes and kill them all in one grand scheme, with Robin as the grand finale. In the 2800s, Crucifix returns, ready to exact fresh vengeance…on every hero in Acmetropolis, ending with Black Bat.

"Recovery" – In both times, the heroes recover from the recent "Crucifix Crisis"…but their world will never be the same again.

"Possession" – In both times, the heroes finally begin to recover from their recent crises, only for a mysterious force to come along and begin to possess them.

"Disappearances" – In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that the mysterious hero named Cable who recently appeared is a long-lost relative to one of their own. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that people are disappearing and one of their own believes it to be linked to someone they lost a long time ago.

"Continuation/Continuum" – In the 2040s, the Marvels disappear one by one until only Batman remains…and is forced to join with one of their most hated enemies to free his friends. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that someone is manipulating the time stream and must race against the clock to stop it before it affects their ancestors…or their future.

"100" – Both times come together for the ultimate adventure. 100th episode spectacular!

"Return to Thunderdome/Return of War World" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Hunger Games: Catching Fire) the Thunderdome incident is reenacted on a much grander scale: a whole planet designed specifically for the game and with no way off until game over. In the 2800s, the heroes are brought to a wandering planet on which powerful heroes are forced to compete in deadly tournaments and once again find themselves caught in middle of the chaos.

"Jigsaw/Solitaire" – In the 2040s, the Marvels are caught in the investigation of a serial killer but the pieces don't fit. In the 2800s, the Protectors stumble upon evidence of a society of serial killers and victory is not in the cards.

"Horror" – Part 1. (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer video game) In the 2040s, an old enemy returns from the grave to threaten the Marvels' whole world…and they might not be strong enough to face it. In the 2800s, a society of shifting demons emerges to free dark spirits on All Hallows Eve, their only opposition in the form of the Protectors…who might not be strong enough to face it.

"Mixed Up" – Part 2. In both times, a storm of events take place that change everything about the heroes' worlds. Can they fix it?

"Thorns/Roses" – Part 3. In the 2040s, (inspired by Agents of SHIELD's Uprising arc) the Marvels discover there is a traitor among them. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that several people they thought they knew…are not even people at all.

Season 8

"Super Flash Forward" – In the 2040s, (first chapter based on the DCUO trailer/opening sequence) an old enemy comes from the future to warn the heroes of an impending battle and its repercussions on reality; but to end it before it begins…they have to threaten the very time stream. In the 2800s, (inspired by the Hulk and the Agents of SMASH episode "Deathlok"…and Terminator…and several other things) a new friend comes from the future to warn the heroes that the world is about to end…and the only way to save it may be just as bad as the impending apocalyptic events.

"Call of the Wild" – In the 2040s, a new enemy comes along willing to take on the universe…and proves to be a worthy adversary of the entire heroic community. In the 2800s, a new enemy begins turning people into beasts…including most of the heroes.

"Unhinged/Shattered" – In the 2040s, the latest villain begins to steal the power of every hero known. In the 2800s, the latest villain begins to steal the mind of every hero known.

"What If?" – A series of epics drawn in the varying alternate realities of the Collided multiverse.

"Echoes/Emptiness" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 7) a new evil arises and torments the heroes with echoes of their past. In the 2800s, a new evil arises and torments the heroes to the very depths of their souls.

"Desire/Unwanted" – In the 2040s, a dark spirit begins to unleash the deepest desires of the darkest corners of the heroes' minds. In the 2800s, a dark spirit begins to unleash the deepest aspects of the darkest terrors of the heroes' hearts.

"In My Mind/Buried Inside" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Fantasmic) the Marvels and their mentors/parents find themselves trapped inside their own minds…alongside their greatest enemies. In the 2800s, the Protectors learn that a great darkness is living within them and growing stronger.

"Brave and the Bold" – A series of one-shots in both times about heroic team-ups.

"Secrets of Arkham Island/Chronicles of Arkham Asylum" – In both times, the heroes are taken to Arkham and make shocking discoveries they never expected.

"In A Mirror Darkly/Through The Looking Glass" – In the 2040s, an evil sorcerer plans to unleash the power of the Troll's Mirror on the world. In the 2800s, an evil sorcerer discovers a collection of magic mirrors.

"Forget-Me-Not/Horizon" – In both times, a new mutant proves to the heroes that they can't run from the past.

"Dark Side" – (inspired by the game Injustice: Gods Among Us) In both times, the young heroes' parents are taken to an alternate reality where everything has changed.

"Skeleton Dance/Graveyard Shift" – Part 1. In the 2040s, (named after a Silly Symphonies cartoon) the Marvels learn that a necromancer enemy of the Four Mages is seeking to steal the Eye of Agamotto and must battle an army of darkness. In the 2800s, Gil calls in the team to assist the Gatekeepers when he learns that this Samhain night will have serious side effects.

"Purgatory/Penitentiary" – Part 2. In the 2040s, (partially inspired by the game Batman: Arkham Origins) each hero has at least one villain out to get them…and those villains are ready to make their rivals suffer. In the 2800s, (partially inspired by the games Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City) everyone in Acmetropolis gets sick and tired of the revolving doors at Arkham and the other prisons and develops a super-prison to keep them all locked up…but things don't go as planned.

"Happy Holidays" – Part 3. In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med hour-long episode "There's a Storm Coming") when a large amount of villains manage to lead every superhero in the world into the Watchtower and put it on lockdown, the biggest New Year's battle yet occurs as a result. In the 2800s, the heroes are forced to ally themselves with the villains when a universal threat emerges with the intent of destroying them all.

Season 9

"Wedding Plans/Wedding Crashers" – In both times, the young heroes begin to marry off.

"Flash Forward Adventures" – A series of one-shots taking place in the future of both times.

"Insanity/Hardcore" - In the 2040s, a group of insane supervillains come together to take down the heroes, forcing the Marvels into a situation they can't handle alone. In the 2800s, a group of thrill-seeking supervillains come together and plot to have some fun with the heroes, bringing the Protectors into a showdown they can't win alone.

"Void/Nowhere" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the video game Mass Effect) the Marvels are taken to alien planets without the aid of the Green Lantern Corps or even the other heroes of Earth and must face an intergalactic threat alone. In the 2800s, the Protectors get lost in the middle of outer space and must find a way home.

"Dark Intensions/Intense Darkness" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "Lair, Lair") a plan formed months ago comes to fruition…a plan to turn the heroes to the dark side, one by one. In the 2800s, an evil born months ago comes to life…an evil intent on shrouding the planet in darkness.

"Shelter Me" – The Protectors have been sheltering lost animals for eight years, their families have been sheltering mutants at the revived Mutant Academy for 20 years, and now they all must act as guides to the lost once more: several of them open a shelter for runaways (technically an off-branch of the Academy) to help the lost find their way…and end up needing the reverse.

"Crossed" – Part 1. In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that there have been people who passed between their parallel realities before the Collision. In the 2800s, the Protectors find the journals of all of their ancestors, including the Marvels themselves.

"Apocalypse" – Part 2. In the 2040s, two old enemies thought long dead reemerge united…intent on destroying the universe. In the 2800s, two old enemies thought long dead come to fight the Protectors…enemies that their ancestors once stopped from destroying the universe.

"Betrayal/Disloyalty" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "Mighty Mole") the Marvels realize there is a mole on the Watchtower. In the 2800s, the Protectors learn that someone has betrayed them to the darkness.

"Tree of Life" – When the Protectors face a major crisis, their only hope is to amplify Wildflower's power to stretch across the centuries—something no one else can do. There's only three ways this can end now: failing to stop the villain could kill their world, stretching Wildflower's power to its limits could kill her…or succeeding in this plan could kill their hearts.

"Forsaken" - Stories of various heroes from across the timeline.

"Critical/Loss" – In the 2040s, a copycat killer strikes at the heroes' cities, leaving clues that only point back to the antecedents and leave everyone wondering at the true identity of this new criminal. In the 2800s, several old enemies…and old friends…come back to strike at the heroes' hearts, leaving everyone emotionally reeling, desperate for an escape, and wondering how they can win this war.

"Free Spirits/Lost Souls" - In the 2040s, the spirits of the dead begin to haunt those left behind. In the 2800s, (inspired by the Angel episodes "A Hole in the World" and "Shells") Wildflower's Conduit powers go wild, still reeling in the aftermath of her Timeless connection, and an ancient spirit known as Iryala begins to take over her body, leaving her soul an echo in the shell that was once her.

"Recompense" – Part 1. In the 2040s, the Marvels and their parents come together for their first full-team mission since New Year's…only for something that happened that New Year's Eve to come back to bite them. In the 2800s, the Protectors and their parents come together for their first full-team mission since New Year's…only for old enemies to return, determined to end their battle once and for all.

"Blurred Lines" – Part 2. In both times, the heroes face one of their greatest threats yet…and are forced to call in reinforcements from the very people they previously fought.

Season 10

"Interstellar" – (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) In the 2040s, when a mysterious force attacks the Watchtower, one of the Marvels is lost in space and returns to a strange new world. In the 2800s, when unrest surges through the Allied Planets, the Protectors are called on by the Alliance Council to provide their superhero services to the rest of the galaxy. What could go wrong, right?

"Centuries" – When one of the Marvels' enemies manages to breech the barrier to the 29th century, they realize that the entire time stream is in danger. Their only hope is to send a message in a time capsule to the Protectors. But if it doesn't work…the universe itself is doomed.

"Spectres/Ghosts" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) the Marvels' duty as Spectres comes to the fore when galactic dangers reveal themselves. In the 2800s, one of the Protectors finds their duties conflicted and must call on the team to aid them in a quest of interdimensional danger.

"Where Fury Leads/What Pride Becomes" – In the 2040s, (partially inspired by "Reboot" by Amy Tintera) after a group of mythical artifacts resurface, chaos threatens to tear the Marvels apart. In the 2800s, (partially inspired by season two of W.I.T.C.H.) after a group of mythical creatures awaken, the Protectors' inner chaos threatens to be their undoing.

"Harvest/Return to the Stars" – (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) In the 2040s, the battle with a new intergalactic enemy brings the heroes into a full-on war with Cerberus…and an alien force intent on destroying the galaxy. In the 2800s, entire alien civilizations come into danger, forcing the heroes to leave their planet for the sake of all others.

"Double Vision/Tunnel Vision" – In the 2040s, (based on the Mass Effect 3 DLC Citadel) the Marvels' latest mission reveals that one of them was cloned before Cerberus fell. In the 2800s, the Protectors are taken under the surface of the world they know.

"Point of View" - Several past stories of the heroes from the perspective of other characters.

"War of the Superheroes" - In both times, the heroes find themselves facing the ultimate battle: each other.

"JUMP" – When something begins putting pressure on the tachyon barrier keeping the timeline intact, the heroes of both times must find a way to circumvent it in order to save everything they know.

Insert more stories here.

"Until Hell is Satisfied/Nothing Grows in the Desert" – Part 1. In the 2040s, (inspired by "City of Fallen Angels" by Cassandra Clare) a rising darkness threatens to drive the Marvels apart from within. In the 2800s, a rising darkness threatens to turn Acmetropolis into a wasteland.

"Hell is Not Done/For Every Grain of Sand" – Part 2. In the 2040s, (inspired by "City of Heavenly Fire" by Cassandra Clare) a new darkness arises to rival the one just defeated…one that Angel fears could tear the light from Earth's mightiest heroes. In the 2800s, the Acme heroes are running out of time to save Acmetropolis before there is no planet to save.

"Swan Song" – In both times, a mysterious stranger comes along and drops the second generation heroes…into a musical.

"This is the End" - The title says it all...

(Loonatics Enchanted Trilogy)

"Loonatics Enchanted" – (Reboot) The Loonatics have been the heroes of Acmetropolis for nearly two years now, but they've never seen anything as strange as what's happening now. Mysterious happenings, disappearances, and thefts indicate a new threat that leaves no trace of its presence. Things only get more complicated when the heroes learn that three people they know are involved in this mystery…and are not from Acmetropolis at all.

"Loonatics Hunted" – There's a creature loose in Acmetropolis. Rarely striking, never seen, evidence indicates a monster is out there. But one of the Loonatics has reason to believe there's more to this story than anyone could possibly understand. Something magical.

"Loonatics United" – A new threat is rising. One that could threaten both Acmetropolis and Anasala. The Loonatics and their recent allies must band together to ensure that this threat is ended…but there's more on the line than they could ever know. Yes, it's an actual trilogy this time instead of a quartet because I do know what the word means.

[Loonakids Series]

NOTE: I will be rewriting the Loonakids series--see the note in "Return of the Unknown Villain." I will leave the old ones up, but I am redoing the plan for the entire series. I'll put the rest of the new summaries here when I have them at the ready.

Season 1

"Loonakids Unleashed" – Premiere! 15 years later, the Loonatics' children have all discovered powers of their own. So when a threat arises that the Loonatics cannot face themselves, it is time for the Loonakids to rise.

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The Birds and the Bunns by Tancong reviews
Two lovebirds find themselves in the countryside of Zurich, all alone to enjoy each other and the wonderful sounds of nature. My piece for the Gency Zine! I was super, ultra blessed to get to collab with usarei who made a piece so beautiful that I had to stop writing to cry from happiness. Click on the picture to go to her blog!
Overwatch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Genji S., Angela Z./Mercy] - Complete
The Things He Learned by Sindrandi reviews
All about Grunt.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 4/17/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Strange New Earth by Mr. Coluber reviews
After a violent incident involving Reed Richard's Negative Zone Portal and a few Doombots, our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is sucked into an alternate Earth, an Earth known as Earth 16, which is not in the same multiverse as the one protected by Merlyn. An Earth with a Justice League, and an unnamed team of youthful superheroes, who have just expelled the Reach.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,485 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Bet of Hearts by orangeflavor reviews
"'I win though,' she teases, her fingers curling at the base of his fringe. He holds her tighter. 'You always win,' he answers into her skin." - From the very beginning, it was always a competition between Shepard and Garrus. The contest for each other's hearts was no exception.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Break by Aliemah reviews
Garrus and Ayla finally get a chance to catch their breath and relax for once. Fluffy one-shot, set during ME3. Rated T for suggestive themes and mentions of nudity. Also published on tumblr.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Show Me A Hero by jhoom reviews
... and I'll write you a tragedy. Behind every hero is a tragedy. This is the tragedy of Jane Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Admiral Hackett - Complete
No Comments by Jimperbam reviews
There's one specific thing that Shepard particularly finds attractive in her turian boyfriend, and that something overwhelms her at the most inconvenient moment.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Blueshift by bloodbright reviews
C-Sec officer Corvia Valens investigates a murder on Zakera Ward.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Lantar Sidonis, OC - Complete
The Hardest Of All Questions by roberttb reviews
EDI asks Shepard a very difficult question
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] EDI - Complete
Fixations by MathIsMagic reviews
The Flash is rescued from the Legion of Doom by the turncoat villain Tigress. Things go downhill from there as she brings in other members of Wally's old 'Team' to combat a mysterious force that is eliminating the Wally Wests of every universe. Spitfire. Team and Original 7 centric. Spoilers for Endgame.
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,135 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Wally W./Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
A Private Moment by Xeno Sapian reviews
After defeating the Reaper on Rannoch Shepard attempts to have a quiet moment with Tali, but their private conversation unexpectadly becomes a lot more public...
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Joker - Complete
Sentinel of Your Will by AngelDormais reviews
What Shepard might not realize is, she'll never be alone, either. There are already people looking down. Shakarian. Post-ME3 Destroy.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Drift by artistic mishap reviews
While trying to board the Geth ship, Shepard discovers that even though the lies keep tumbling from her lips, she's really not fine.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
One Step at a Time by tarysande reviews
Before she died, Shepard loved the stars. Not so much, anymore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Battle Master by Valkyrie Shepherd reviews
A short fiction about the relationship between Valkyrie Shepard and Grunt on the rachni mission in ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - J. Garson, U. Grunt - Complete
She is Looking Down by Theodosius reviews
A one-shot centering around Garrus' thoughts about his relationship with Shepard taking place after the defeat of the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Meet Me At the Bar by starlightarcher reviews
An extremely short one shot of how I wish the f Shep/Garrus epilogue should have/could have/why didn't it bioware, would it have killed you to throw us a bone? Rated T for alcohol
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Paradox by x A Ninny Mouse x reviews
When half of the team disappears, and another mysterious group appears with an unbelievable explanation, it will lead to a race against time to save the world from an old foe! Sequel to 'And Then There Were Seven'.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,938 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Monster Inside by jhoom reviews
After the events of Arrival, Shepard finds it hard to come to terms with what happened. Can Garrus provide the comfort and reassurance she needs? Rating for language and mature content. Spoilers for Arrival DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Time Race Part Two: Past by CassidyCoyote reviews
Being re-written, will update soon!
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Ace Bunny, Tech E. Coyote
The Sonny Diaries Part II by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Part II of the Sonny Diaries Series. Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Read Part I first
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sonny M. - Complete
The Sonny Diaries Part I by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Rated T for language, sexual content, mild violence, and mature themes.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Everyone in the Galaxy Stay With Garrus by Noraque reviews
A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Consensus by 4th of Eleven reviews
Short vignette. Legion reflects on Shepard-Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Legion - Complete
Masquerade by KSCrusaders reviews
A series of very short vignettes chronicling Garrus Vakarian's glimpses of the many faces of Commander Shepard, from that fateful meeting on the Presidium, to after the suicide mission. FemShep/Garrus, spoilers for ME1 and ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Back from the Past by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When Angel interrupts a demon's spell, a past version of Buffy, from shortly after Angel was sent to Hell, is pulled into the future. But as old foes return, including Angelus and Dark Willow, can even the reunited lovers save the world this time?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,533 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Loonatics Unleashed: Loonatics Extreme by SonicPossible00 reviews
After the fight in Blanc, things changed. The Loonatics are getting ready to set their HQ in Blanc, and Zadavia is going away. A new evil rises and Sylth Vester, Tweetums, Pinkster, along with three more individuals are chosen to be part of the Loonatics.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,056 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
A New Breed by Crystal Herris reviews
When Tech and Rev stumble upon an unconscious roadrunner the loonatics embark of a adventure full of mystery, but will they survive it? Reposted
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Rev Runner - Complete
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Winding Path reviews
When Terra Shepard's home on Mindoir is raided by batarian slavers, her entire family lost, she is left alone. Until she is discovered, rescued, and adopted by turians. Pre-ME1 to post-ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 92 - Words: 396,664 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 10/22/2019 - [Garrus V., Shepard]
Justice Avengers X reviews
This takes place in the timeline of the DCAU, the Teen Titans, the Avengers, and the Loonatics Unleashed. Read the prologue to get what I'm talking about. It's 2773. It's been a long time since superheroes were part of this world. But now the Loonatics are around. And they quickly learn that they aren't exactly alone...
Crossover - Justice League & Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/15/2013
Loonakids: Return of the Unknown Villain reviews
When a "new" villain comes along and targets the Loonatics, the team has to fight to keep it together before everything falls apart. But who is this bad guy(s) and what's going on? Sequel to "Battle for Freedom" (summary isn't good, there's just no way to summarize this) Please see note
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/29/2013
Echoes reviews
When Commander Echo Shepard is recovered from the aftermath of the Crucible explosion, she loses all memory of her former crewmates. Three years later, she comes to Palaven and crosses paths with Garrus Vakarian, who has been keeping his distance in the hopes she'll find a life without him. Will she find her happy ending? Or will he stir up memories that would be better off lost?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 2/14/2019 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
But I Don't Believe reviews
"If only" are words that heroes aren't allowed. But heroes should be allowed happy endings. They never are.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2019 - [Buffy S., Angel] - Complete
When Words Are Not Enough reviews
A series of one-shots inspired by various songs that show the relationships we all know and love. [Scott Ryder/Vetra Nyx and MaleShepard/Tali'Zorah also focus characters] (one-shots are not connected)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Garrus V., Shepard] [Jaal aD., Sara Ryder]
What If I Lost Myself?
After Thessia falls, only one person can help Shepard keep fighting. Technically a sequel to "What If I Lost You?" but does not have to be considered connected.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
What If I Lost You? reviews
When Shepard has a horrific nightmare, only one thing can drive the fear away.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Copper and Cobalt reviews
Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have always been close. But it takes a lot to go from squad-mates to best friends to true love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
How I Love You reviews
Shepard's most poetic thoughts regarding her relationship with Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
One Last Goodbye: Until the End reviews
The final chapter in the "One Last Goodbye" sequence
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
One Last Goodbye: Through the Night reviews
Two months after the events of "One Last Goodbye: Even When I'm Broken," old enemies return, forcing the Normandy crew to reunite one more time. Can the aid of a new friend help them finish this battle...or will it end up as their last?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
One Last Goodbye: Even When I'm Broken reviews
Two-part epilogue to "One Last Goodbye" (HUGE references to and spoilers for said story, so PLEASE read that first)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
One Last Goodbye reviews
A year after Shepard died defeating the Reapers, Garrus Vakarian is still mourning her. But when mysterious assassins begin attacking Normandy crew members who served under her, Garrus must face a new threat with his old teammates. Then he sees something during the mission that shouldn't be possible. Is he going crazy in his grief...or has Shepard yet again returned from the dead?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,555 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
No Shepard Without Vakarian reviews
During the mission through the Omega-4 relay, Shepard watched several of her closest friends die. None of them were easy to take. But there was only one that she could never recover from…
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Loonakids: Battle For Freedom reviews
When the Loonakids turn 18, they get the ultimate birthday present: a battle with one of the worst predators ever...the soulless version of one of their own. Now they must deal with the rise of this monster and a few other bad guys they've dealt with before. Can it be enough when an old friend comes back? Real answer: NO! Sequel to "Special is One Word..."
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
Loonakids: Special is One Word reviews
Just when they thought their secrets actually wouldn't get in the way of them having normal lives, Kelly and the kids are exposed to the after effects of their secret identities. There's only one way to fix this mess...and it might not end so well... Sequel to "Too Much at Once"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Loonakids: Too Much at Once reviews
Now that the Loonakids are 16, they have several issues to deal with: drivers' licenses, the wedding of a family member to someone they weren't expecting, and Kelly becoming famous while they struggle to keep their secrets... Sequel to "Start All Over"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Start All Over reviews
A series of flashbacks to stories not told of when the Loonakids were in high school and apprenticing, all taking place during the celebration of Kelly, Ryan, Sarah, and Michael's 16th birthday. Sequel to "Here We Go Again" Season premiere!
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
Loonakids: Here We Go Again reviews
Just when the team thought things had calmed down, along comes two big bads that quickly release all they can on the gang. The team has to work fast before things go bad...real bad... Sequel to "Game On!" Season Finale!
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Loonakids: Game On! reviews
When a new bad guy comes along attempting to take over the minds of all the children in the world, the team must stop the chaos before it can start. Sequel to "Search for Spock-NOT!"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
Loonakids: Search for SpockNOT! reviews
When the gang left one of their own for dead so to speak, things got messed up...and now they have a chance to fix it all by going into battle to get that old friend back... Sequel to "Acmegeddon, Take 2"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Acmegeddon Take 2 reviews
When yet another meteor comes launching at the planet, the kids and their parents and Slam must go off into space to destroy it. If not, the earth may very well be destroyed... Sequel to "Missing"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Missing reviews
When Sarah snaps and accidentally does a spell, Jack disappears and she must go on a magic search for him. Meanwhile, while their parents are out, the other kids have some problems with Gabby... Sequel to "Undead Mayhem"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Loonakids: Undead Mayhem reviews
When Kelly starts going through some bizarre and supernatural changes, strange things begin to happen around the gang and they find themselves in a huge battle... Sequel to "Blood-Sucking Excitement"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: BloodSucking Excitement reviews
When the gang comes into contact with a bunch of Vampires, they find themselves launched into a battle that reveals some pretty shocking secrets about Austin... Sequel to "Monster High"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Monster High reviews
Now that the portal between Anasala and Acmetropolis is open, the gang decides to introduce some Anasalans to the mortal world...only to have to save them from an anti-magic cult. Sequel to "Coyote Crowning"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Coyote Crowning reviews
When the queen of Anasala calls and tells the team that Anasala is looking for a new heir to the throne, Kelly and Ryan decide to go...and get into all kinds of trouble. Sequel to "Unhappy Birthday"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Unhappy Birthday reviews
The Loonakids finally turn 15 and strange stuff starts happening to them. What's going on? Season premiere. Sequel to "Boo! You're Dead!"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Boo! You're Dead reviews
When a strange wolf comes to Kelly, warning her that the dead people buried in the town graveyard are going to rise, she doesn't completely believe it until a strange girl comes with an old friend of her parents... Sequel to "Planet Cuckoo" Season finale
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Planet Cuckoo reviews
When the planet starts dying, the Loonakids must take their little brothers and sisters to Planet Meridian and search for a cure. Sequel to "Beach Bummer"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Beach Bummer reviews
When the kids finally take a break to go to the beach, they find themselves pulled into a battle against sea monsters. Sequel to "Nightmare in Acmetropolis"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Nightmare in Acmetropolis reviews
When Kelly and Robert have strange dreams and people begin disappearing, the team knows something's up. The situation becomes even more clear when Robert disappears. Will Jack actually HELP for once? Sequel to "Mars in March"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Loonakids: Mars in March reviews
Sophie is due, but the team's excitement is interrupted when Melvin the Martian calls them and threatens again to destroy the planet. Can the kids find a way to stop the evil alien before everything goes wrong? Sequel to "Could You Be the One?"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Could You Be the One? reviews
Nadine has gone into her first romance. What she never would have guessed is that her new boyfriend is evil. She can't control her powers. Her brother and sister have to find a cure and fast. But Kelly's caught the symptoms, too. Sequel to "My Defenses"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Loonakids: My Defenses reviews
When the team comes across a new girl, nobody believes Sarah's prediction that she's a Siren...but strange stuff starts to happen around her and the group soon notices her growing a tail when she's wet. Sequel to "Skate Queen"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Loonakids: Skate Queen reviews
Kelly now loves ice skating. But, when she gets in a fight with her dad, a fall causes her to temporarily lose her sight. What will happen if the team can't help and she can't help them? Sequel to "Before and After"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Loonakids: Before and After reviews
Now that the kids are able to go into the field alone, the children of their parents' enemies begin to attack. When Mastermind's daughter appears, the 9 teens are launched back in time and do something that affects their lives forever. Spin-off of "COTD"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Children of the Dead reviews
When the Loonatics finally begin their families, Sophie leaves the group and a series of events unfolds involving an assassin, a Vampire, and the children's 10th birthdays. But, why are the Loonatics keeping secrets? Sequel to "An Unknown Past Revealed"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
An Unknown Past Revealed reviews
When the girls have great news to tell their new husbands, the team crashes in a new place where they meet 3 interesting girls: two who are related to Ace and Lexi and one who seems to get close to Tech and Sophie. Sequel to "Tech's Life Before Life"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Tech E. Coyote, Ace Bunny - Complete
Tech's Life Before Life
When Tech's brother and sister come to town and a new threat plagues the city, everything goes wrong. Except for the fact that the 3 Witch sisters they missed are finally back. Sequel to "Loonatics Enchanted"
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,078 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tech E. Coyote, Ace Bunny - Complete
Loonatics Enchanted reviews
The Loonatics meet 3 Witch sisters. At first, the girls refuse to tell their new friends that they have magic, but when they fall for Tech, Rev, and Duck and find out that the man they were sent to stop is preparing to destroy their world, they have to.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner - Complete
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