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Author has written 59 stories for Loonatics Unleashed, Wizards of Waverly Place, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, Hannah Montana, Sky High, Justice League, Mass Effect, and Castle.
Hey, everyone! My name's not important, but you may refer to me as BatmanLoonaticsFan96, ObsessedWithCastle, crazywriterchick, or, my personal favorite, MrsGarrusVakarian. I love superheroes—particularly Batman, Spider-Man, Flash, and Martian Manhunter—and Mass Effect.
My favorite TV shows are American Dragon: Jake Long, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castle, Danny Phantom, Fairly OddParents, Firefly, Girl Meets World, Good Luck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, Kim Possible, Loonatics Unleashed, Muppet Show, Pair of Kings, So Random!, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life on Deck, Teen Titans, Victorious, W.I.T.C.H., Wizards of Waverly Place, and Young Justice.
My favorite books are the Lays of Moreyar ("Children of Akka" and "Bitter Sunset") by Christopher M. Denton, "Fairy Dust and the Quest for the Egg" by Gail Carson Levine, the Inheritance Cycle ("Eragon," "Eldest," "Brisingr," and "Inheritance") by Christopher Paolini, and "Wings" by E. D. Baker.
My favorite song is "When I Look at You" by Miley Cyrus; my other favorites are "Addicted to Love" by Orianthi, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by PureNRG, "Bam" by Miranda Cosgrove, "Before the Storm" by Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas, "Goodbye" by Miley Cyrus, "How Do You Love Someone?" by Ashley Tisdale, "Journey to the End of My Life" by Allstar Weekend, "Let's Dance" by Miley Cyrus, "Long Shot" by Kelly Clarkson, "Our Generation" by Sibel Redzep, "Permanent December" by Miley Cyrus, and "Shatter Me" by Lindsey Stirling and Lzzy Hale.
My favorite bands are Journey, Rascal Flatts, and Within Temptation; my other favorites are Evanescence, Flyleaf, and R5.
My favorite colors are pink, purple, green, blue, and orange.
My favorite animals are bunny rabbit, puppy dog (mainly beagles), panda (both red and giant), koala, coyote, dolphin, pig, kinkajou, skunk, binturong, prairie dog, pika, wallaby, zebra, horse, giraffe, meerkat, hyrax, bison or buffalo, deer, and rhino.
My favorite food is chocolate...just anything chocolate (well, almost anything)!
My favorite movies are Alpha and Omega, Avengers, Beauty and the Beast, the Dark Knight Trilogy (Batman Begins, Dark Knight, and Dark Knight Rises), Dr. Dolittle (1967), Enchanted, G-Force, Leap Year, Meet the Robinsons, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Tangled, and Underdog.
I love to sing and act, but I'm a terrible dancer. I'm currently working on writing books so that I can be an author/vet when everything is worked out. Please read my stories! P.S. On FictionPress, I'm Snowy Wings.
"Hey, honey, where's that bunny?
"I've got a theory,
"I've got a--" - Tara
"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
"What about that thing that you bought at the place next to the place that we went that one time?" - Lilly
"No, that's too..." - Miley
"Yeah, you're right. Plus, when you wear that, you have to wear..." - Lilly
"I know and I hate those." - Miley
"Who doesn't?" - Lilly
"What about the one that I bought after the one that I bought at the place next to the place?" - Miley
"Oh, you mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things, I love that one!" - Lilly
"Me, too!" - Robbie
"Dad, do you even know what we're talking about?" - Miley
"No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it." - Robbie
"Your dad is so--" - Lilly
"I KNOW!" - Miley, "I Want You to Want Me...to go to Florida" (Hannah Montana)
"You know what the greatest part about having you as a sister is?" - Jackson
"No, what?" - Miley
"I was hoping you could tell me 'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING!" - Jackson, "Don't Go Breaking My Tooth" (Hannah Montana)
"Tonight you're gonna see a special story
"We wish it was a little bit more gory" - Rico
"But they said we had to tell a family story" - Jackson
"In the tale we tell not everything is fair" - Jackson & Rico
"And someone gets some news they cannot bear" - Rico
"You blow the end, I'll kick your derriere" - Jackson
"OK, OK, our story starts in there" - Rico
"In there, in there, in there..." - Jackson & Rico, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)
"Well, her plan didn't work with the picture of Jake
"To make Dad like her beau, should she bake him a cake?" - Jackson
"Oh, but wait he likes pie!" - Rico
"Yes, you're right, my mistake!" - Jackson, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)
"I once knew a girl named Nina
"Where is she?" - Angel (talking about Darla)
"She got away." - Wesley
"We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces but..." - Gunn, "Offspring" (Angel)
"I know you're disappointed, but they'll let you retake the test in two weeks. Until then, your brother can drive you around." - Robbie
"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?! (turns to Miley) YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU! (turns to go upstairs and hits his foot on the way up) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" - Jackson
"See? I told you he didn't want to do it!" - Robbie, "Ready, Set, Don't Drive" (Hannah Montana)
"I so need more guy friends!" - Oliver, "You Never Give Me My Money" (Hannah Montana)
"My dad still holds my hand in parking lots. And we're forgetting I said that right now!" - Oliver, "You Never Give Me My Money" (Hannah Montana)
"Sometimes I wish I had a brother. Then I come over here. All better!" - Lilly, "Would I Lie to You, Lilly?" (Hannah Montana)
"Miley Ray Stewart!" - Lilly
"Miley's not here right now. Leave a message. Beep!" - Miley, "Would I Lie to You, Lilly?" (Hannah Montana)
"Why does all the bad stuff always happen to me?" - Cordelia
"*cough*KARMA!*cough*" - Xander, "Some Assembly Required" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Stop the bulldozers! I got the injuct--(trips over Arwin) AAHH!!" - Moseby
"You hear that? He got the injuct--AAHH!!" - Arwin, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)
"You know, I've heard better trash talk from mimes." - Marcus, "Can You Dig It?" (Suite Life)
"Men are useless, yes, it's true" - Jackson
"I'm a man, and so are you" - Rico
"Don't ask us stuff 'cause we're always wrong" - Jackson
"We don't even know how to end this song" - Rico
"(look at each other) La la la la la la la la la la la..." - Jackson & Rico, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana)
"It's dirty, but a little bit of dirt is better than a whole lot of dead." - Jak, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)
"Snake snot!" - Goblin, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)
"Who made you my boss?" - Snarp
"Your mother, when she made you a moron!" - Goblin, "Wings" (by E. D. Baker)
"I have made a flag to show the British that we are not to be trifled with. (lays it out on the couch) 'Don't tread on me!'" - Carey
"Love the saying, but the bunny isn't exactly scary." - Zack
"It's supposed to be a bear..." - Carey, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)
"Pigs' feet! Fresh pigs' feet! So fresh they were walking around this morning!" - Pigs' Feet Vendor
"Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs! Hot dogs--" - Hot Dog Vendor
"Hey! Hey! Got any pigs' feet?" - Zack
"I'm not allowed to say what's in 'em." - Hot Dog Vendor, "Boston Tea Party" (Suite Life)
"The best way to understand somebody is by stepping into their shoes." - Butteaux
"But I'm a dainty size 3 and Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!" - London
"He means we act like someone to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you. 'Mint me, candy girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay, me!'" - Maddie
"'Sorry, London, but I can't right now because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on and on and on and wearing my really ugly clothes!'" - London
"'And let's not forget. Now that I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop everything that they're doing and do it the way that I want it!'" - Nia
"'And I'm Nia. And I'm gonna make you do what I say 'cause I'm tough and can crush you like a grape!' (Nia looks at her) I was talking about another Nia..." - Millicent
"Oh, I'll do Patrick! 'Well...I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard.'" - Carey
"'Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some convoluted thing to it until it breaks?' (busts out laughing)" - Arwin
"Uh, Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself." - Carey
"Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban." - Arwin
"No, Esteban is more like this. 'Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have the day off? Because my chicken has chicken pox. And I can't feed him chicken soup because he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?'" - Moseby
"'Oh, very well! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags, Esteban, like a pack mule, while I sit in my office TALKING TO MY MOMMY!'" - Esteban
"'This is a disaster!'" - Moseby
"(lights go out) Oh, no. THIS is a disaster!" - Esteban, "Team Tipton" (Suite Life)
"These fish mock me." - Robbie, "Stuck in an RV" (Victorious)
"How much?" - Kolchak
"No charge. (holds up a jar) However, a nominal contribution would be appreciated. (Kolchak puts some money in the jar) Not that nominal." - Warlock, "The Trevi Collection" (Kolchak: the Night Stalker)
"You know, Kolchak, most people dream of retiring. I dream of breaking your face." - Police Captain, "Demon in Lace" (Kolchak: the Night Stalker)
"Daddy, you are no help. No guy is! All ya'll are good for is opening jars, changing tires, [killing spiders] and going downstairs with a baseball bat when we think we hear something!" - Miley, "He Could Be the One" (Hannah Montana) (I added the "killing spiders" part with my mom)
"Well then, as a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!" Doofenshmirtz, "I, Brobot" (Phineas and Ferb)
"I've brought you four conspirators down here to explain to us, privately, precisely what you think you were doing with Grockle." - David
"David, stop talking in italics. It won't do any good." - Liz, "Fire Star" (by Chris D'Lacey)
"An appropriate amount of time has not passed since I lost Juliet. And that time will be in 2000-and-never!" - Justin, "Moving On" (Wizards of Waverly Place)
"Can we move faster to the more sunny side and less 'we're gonna die' side of the island?" - Brady, "Return of the Kings" (Pair of Kings)
"Whoa, check it out! Like father, like son." - Willow
"How about like exact same guy, like exact same guy?" - Oz, "Enemies" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Alright, Larry, bring me up." - Joe
"You are a wonderful and giving human being." - Larry
"Not my mood, my body!" - Joe
"Larry! Bring me down!" - Joe
"We're all adrift in a cold and indifferent universe!" - Larry
"ME!" - Joe, "Up in the Air" (JONAS)
"Uh, Tech? Why does it sound like the engines just stopped?" - Ace
"Well, that would be because the engines just stopped." - Tech, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"Time for Plan B." - Ace
"Next time, let's start with Plan B." - Lexi, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"(bomb lands in his hands) Oh, dear (BOOM!)" - Tech, "The Comet Cometh" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"A hideous beast is invading HQ! Run for your lives! I mean, uh...attack? ATTACK!" - Duck, "The World is My Circus" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"Two sparkling waters!" - Guy
"Uh...I'm closed." - Tech
"But, uh, you just got here." - Guy
"I, uh, I...here, have straw. On the house." - Tech, "Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"Tech! Are you OK?" - Ace
"Define OK." - Tech, "Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"It's a great game. Toughen you up. Turns boys into men." - Mason
"Those spikes look like they could turn men into women." - Boomer
"That's an island myth." - Mason, "Junga Ball" (Pair of Kings)
"Apparently, you had me send this to you from later today." - Tech
"I had you send me what from when?" - Ace
"Oh. And also these plans for Dr. Choniker's time displacer." - Tech
"I had you send us what from who?" - Ace, "Time after Time" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"Are you sure about staying behind, Tech?" - Ace
"Sure. I can work on some of my side projects. And it'll be the first time I'll be totally in charge." - Tech
"What-do-you-mean-you-be-totally-in-charge? I-think-it's-the-first-time-I'll-be-totally-in-charge-and-you-can-be-second-in-charge-which-has-no-real-purpose-except-to-attend-mall-openings-check-the-locks--(Tech attacks him)" - Rev
"Perfect. Your first assignment is to figure out who's in charge." - Ace, "Apocalypso" (Loonatics Unleashed)
"My baby made that dress!" - Victor
"And I made that baby!" - Tanya
"And I helped!" - Victor, "That's So Not Raven" (That's So Raven)
"Oh, if grown men could only hug like teenage girls, there'd be no more wars." - Robbie, "I'll Always Remember You" (Hannah Montana)
"These snowmobiles are meant for two people! Not two people, one Woody, and a giant jar of mayonnaise!" - Cody, "Frozen" (Suite Life)
"I'm gonna start being careful right now. (slips) Whoa! That was close. Almost slipped on my cheddar cheese fairy dust. (falls off the stage)" - Harper
"Harper! Are you OK?" - Alex
"I don't know...is my foot supposed to bend this way?" - Harper
"Alex is my understudy." - Harper
"Alex! You get to saddle up for the rodeo!" - Mr. Laritate
"Out of my way! I've gotta throw myself off the stage!" - Alex
"MAKE SOME ROOM!" - Justin, "Fairy Tale" (Wizards of Waverly Place)
"You're a skipper now, and a skipper always knows what to do, whether he does or not." - Chief, "U-571" (movie)
"Carly, don't let go!" - Sam
"Why on earth would I let go?!" - Carly
"Carly, don't let go!" - Freddie
"OK, but can you give me any other advice?!" - Carly
"Carly! Don't let go!" - Spencer
"Yeah, I think we're pretty much on the same page!" - Carly, "iQuit iCarly" (iCarly)
"SITUATION! SITUATION!" - Sam, "iQuit iCarly" (iCarly)
"Six months." - Beckett
"Six months what?" - Castle
"It's how long we dated." - Beckett
"I didn't ask." - Castle
"Well, you were 'not asking' very loudly." - Beckett, "Little Girl Lost" (Castle)
"Do I wanna go? Is a pope Catholic?" - Castle, "A Death in the Family" (Castle)
"Remember: there are no losers. Only winners and the people that aren't them." - Mr. Laritate, "Smarty Pants" (Wizards of Waverly Place)
"Do you have anything helpful to say? At all?" - Jim
"...no." - George, "No Ordinary Brother" (No Ordinary Family)
"You OK, Mikey?" - Jim
"Apart from the gun to my head? (shrugs) Yeah." - Mike, "No Ordinary Brother" (No Ordinary Family)
"Anna, know that it is your blood that will keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?" - Aleera
"(stakes her) I think that if you're going to kill someone, kill them! Don't stand there talking about it!" - Anna, "Van Helsing" (movie)
"Listen, we can look and find who did this or we can stand here arguing until we're blue in the face." - Moseby
"Might as well. I'm already blue in the everywhere else!" - Justin, "Double-Crossed" (Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana)
"You!" - Moseby
"I didn't do it!" - Zack
"Oh, yes, you did!" - Moseby
"I swear I didn't! By the way, what is it I didn't do?" - Zack, "Double-Crossed" (Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana)
"Give me some good news." - Iron Man
"I can disable it in ten minutes. (Iron Man sighs with relief) It's gonna go off in five." - Captain Marvel
"I know you're not from around here, but that was more like bad news." - Iron Man, "459" (Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes)
"How'd you land this one?" - Lucien
"I told her I'm taller when I stand on my wallet." - Ronny, "Secretariat" (movie)
"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." - Spencer, "iDate a Bad Boy" (iCarly)
"Hugh Jackman is laughing. Why do Australians think I'm funny? Colin Firth isn't laughing. He's British!" - Kirk Douglas, 83rd Annual Oscars
"What do we do?" - Officer
"I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run." - Benjamin
"Good answer." - Officer, "Short Circuit" (movie)
"If this happens again, could you just text us? Maybe a code word: 'run!'" - Castle, "Countdown" (Castle)
"JJ..." - Kenny
"Yeah, buddy?" - JJ
"Stop trying to make me feel better." - Kenny, "No Ordinary Quake" (No Ordinary Family)
"Where are you?" - Jim
"Oh, you know, out and about." - Stephanie
"Out and about where?" - Jim
"You know the drugstore around the corner?" - Stephanie
"Yeah?" - Jim
"Yeah, about 500 miles east of there." - Stephanie, "No Ordinary Marriage" (No Ordinary Family)
"Everybody's got a water buffalo. Ooohhh--" - Larry
"Stop! Stop! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone has a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just stop being so silly!" - Archibald, "Where's God When I'm S-Scared?" (VeggieTales)
"Ten days after I turned 8, got my lips stuck in a gate, my friends all laughed and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee (takes a deep breath) right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week 'cause both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking, he just spoke Polish and I happened to know like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: whoosta!" - Larry, "Dave and the Giant Pickle" (VeggieTales)
"The best thing to get your wife is something she said she wanted when she thought you weren't listening." - Castle
"What if I wasn't listening?" - Montgomery, "Pretty Dead" (Castle)
"I have to believe in a better world." - Giles
"Good luck with that. I have to live in this one." - Buffy, "The Wish" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Some have argued that such an advance goes against our nature. That death is our art. But I say to them--well, I don't say anything to them because I kill them." - Master, "The Wish" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"We have no right to distress any of God's creatures without a good reason. We call them dumb animals, so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words." - Lady, "Black Beauty" (by Anna Sewell)
"You know that feeling you get when you're standing on a high place and you have that sudden urge to jump? I don't have that." - Jack Sparrow, "On Stranger Tides" (movie)
"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again." - Jack Sparrow, "On Stranger Tides" (movie)
"Lightbulb..." - Gru, "Despicable Me" (movie)
"What happened between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows." - Dumbledore, "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone" (movie)
"Oh! That's gotta hurt." - Sandy
"Do it again! I wasn't looking!" - Patrick, "I Had an Accident" (Spongebob Squarepants)
"We'll get Spongebob to come outside and he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of." - Sandy
"And that's when I punch him, right?" - Patrick, "I Had an Accident" (Spongebob Squarepants)
"Why are you wearing glasses?" - Malfoy
"Just...reading." - Harry as Goyle
"Reading? ...I didn't know you could read." - Malfoy, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" (movie)
"If he bows back, you can touch him. If not...well, we'll get to that later." - Hagrid, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (movie)
"I did tell you that, didn't I?" - McGonogall
"No!" - Harry
"Oh, well, now you know." - McGonogall, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)
"Tiny little fellow, me dad. I could pick him up at the age of 6 with one hand and put him on the dresser." - Hagrid, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)
"You may begin at the sound of the cannon--(Filch fires the cannon)" - Dumbledore, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (movie)
"So you applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post?" - Umbridge
"Yes." - Snape
"And you were unsuccessful?" - Umbridge
"Obviously." - Snape, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (movie)
"It's kind of exciting, breaking the rules." - Hermione
"Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?" - Ron, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (movie)
"How much for this?" - Ron
"Five Galleons." - Fred & George
"How much for me?" - Ron
"Five Galleons." - Fred & George
"But I'm your brother" - Ron
"Ten Galleons." - Fred & George, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)
"Why is it that whenever there's trouble, it's always you three?" - McGonogall
"Believe me, Professor, I've been asking myself that same question for six years." - Ron, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" (movie)
"Engorgio! (pillar of fire appears where the candle had been) AH! Reducio! (fire disappears)" - Harry
"What's going on in there?" - Hermione
"Nothing!" - Ron & Harry, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1" (movie)
"I've always wanted to use that spell!" - McGonogall, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2" (movie)
"Dead Chip? The Chip we killed?" - Christy
"Apparently, we didn't kill him enough." - Alan, "Small Soldiers" (movie)
"I don't believe in fortune cookies! Well, except this one I got that said 'people are talking behind your back' and when I turned around, they were." - Harper, "The Good, the Bad, and the Alex" (Wizards of Waverly Place)
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, bacon!" - PJ, "Sleepless in Denver" (Good Luck Charlie)
"Just tell them I hit you." - Steve, "Independence Day" (movie)
"Must go faster, must go faster. Must go faster!" - David, "Independence Day" (movie)
"What are you doing with those books? I eat at this table!" - I made this one up
"You scared the bejeebies out of me! And I like to keep my bejeebies in!" - I made this one up
"He can't drive a car! He can't even ride a pogo stick!" - I made this one up
"I'm too lazy!" - I made this one up
"Yeah, I'll have the large unenthusiastic, heavy on the sarcasm." - I made this one up
"So you can see, sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal." - Dad, "Old Man and the C-" (Fairly OddParents)
"Honey!" - Lucius
"What?" - Honey
"Where's my super suit?" - Lucius
"What?" - Honey
"Where is my super suit?!" - Lucius
"I, uh, put it away!" - Honey
"Where?" - Lucius
"Why do you need to know?" - Honey
"I need it!" Lucius
"Uh-uh! Don't you think about going off and doing no derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!" - Honey
"The public is in danger!" - Lucius
"My evening's in danger!" - Honey
"You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!" - Lucius
"'Greater good'? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!" - Honey, "Incredibles" (movie)
"Why is it always monkeys?! Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supermodels?!" - Ron, "Exchange" (Kim Possible)
"Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and roast beast and frim-franglers and zoob-zooblers and--!" - Drakken
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dr. D." - Shego
"What?!" - Drakken
"You've stopped using words." - Shego
"Oh. Right." - Drakken, "A Very Possible Christmas" (Kim Possible)
"What's it mean to play an instrument? It means to get sound out of it. I can probably play all instruments." - Jack Black, "Jack Black" (Take 2 with Phineas and Ferb)
"So what did you order? Mild, mild medium, medium, medium hot, hot, extra hot, or 'Ah, get this out of my mouth!'?" - Fletcher, "participANTs" (ANT Farm)
"I'm so conflicted right now!" - Moseby, "Any Given Fantasy" (Suite Life)
"What is it with men and asking for directions?" - Mulan
"What is it with women and maps?" - Shen, "Mulan 2" (movie)
"Drop dead!" - Kat
"Too late!" - Stretch, "Casper" (movie)
"Ten! You're-an-idiot-nine! Get-back-here-eight! You-dimwit-seven!" - Dess, "Blue Noon" (by Scott Westerfeld)
"I tend to see the glass as half full. You tend to see the glass as something to hit people with." - Lewis, "Surprise!" (H2O)
"Oh no. My tail!" - Emma
"See? That's why I like hanging out with you guys. Any other girls in school would be 'Oh no! My makeup!'" - Lewis, "Surprise!" (H2O)
"Keep your friends close and your enemies out in the middle of the ocean," - Rikki, "Surprise!" (H2O)
"(looks at four different halls) Eenie...meenie...miney...mo! (runs down the hall and then comes back with an army of Ghosts following) NOT MO! NOT MO!" - Beast Boy, "Prophecy" (Teen Titans)
A person who thought he knew everything simply didn't understand how much there was to know. - "Diamond of Darkhold" (by Jeanne DuPrau)
"The only thing that's impossible is impossibility." - Phineas, "My Fair Goalie" (Phineas and Ferb)
"And have her back by midnight." - Macon
"Is that some powerful Caster hour?" - Ethan
"No, it's her curfew." - Macon, "Beautiful Creatures" (by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl)
"Why can't you let me convalesce in peace?" - me after wisdom tooth surgery
"(seeing that his boot is on fire) Water! Water! (seeing that the hall is about to be flooded) WATER! WATER!" Indiana, "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (movie)
"There's nothing to be afraid of...except giant snake monsters." - Spiderman, "Along Came a Spider..." (Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes)
"If you're right, then I think we may have a problem." - Loch
"Just the one? That's a relief. For a minute there, I was worried." - Burke, "Legacies" (by Mercedes Lackey)
"What if there are burglar alarms?" - Spirit
"Oh, don't be silly, Spirit. Who's going to break in down here?" - Muirin
"Well...us." - Loch, "Legacies" (by Mercedes Lackey)
"One thing I hate about having super smell: when you catch a whiff of bacon, then realize it's coming from a completely different town." - Krypto, "Meet the Dog Stars" (Krypto the Superdog)
"What do we do now?!" - Puff
"I don't know! Start pressing buttons!" - Squeaky, "Streaky's Field Trip" (Krypto the Superdog)
"Got a little fight in you. I like that." - Joker
"Then you're gonna love me." - Batman, "The Dark Knight" (movie)
"(sees the Joker holding Rachel out window) Let her go." - Batman
"Hmm, very poor choice of words." - Joker, "The Dark Knight" (movie)
"Let me get this straight: you believe your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world is a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands and your intent is to blackmail this person?" - Lucius, "The Dark Knight" (movie)
"I suppose they'll lock me up, too, as your accomplice." - Alfred
"Accomplice? I'm telling them the whole thing was your idea." - Bruce, "The Dark Knight" (movie)
"You are an idiot wrapped up in a moron." - Raymond, "Misery Loves Company" (Everybody Loves Raymond)
"I'M IN A PREDICAMENT!" - Eric, "The Storm" (Drake and Josh)
"Ding! Fifth floor! Sporting goods, hardware, evil sorceresses!" - Flash, "Knight of Shadows, part II" (Justice League)
"Whoa squared." - Taranee, "B is for Betrayal" (W.I.T.C.H.)
"It's only impossible if you stop to think about it." - Pirate Captain, "Pirates: Band of Misfits" (movie)
"Speckledorfed!" - Spongebob
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!" - Krabs, "Nasty Patty" (Spongebob Squarepants)
"You have till the count of five! One...four...!" - Supergirl, "Initiation" (Justice League Unlimited)
"No, I would not, because I am a mature adult! ...I'm an adult!" - Davenport, "Bro Down" (Lab Rats)
"Can you stop it?" - Batman
"In a minute, you'll either know or won't care." - Batgirl, "Love is a Croc" (Batman: the Animated Series/New Batman Adventures)
"Trolls? As in...TROLLS?!" - Falcon, "Doomstroyer" (Avengers Assemble)
"I'm drowning in footwear!" - Spike, "Chosen" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"You're making me beat up grass!" - Rocket, "Guardians of the Galaxy" (movie)
"…a rock. …we're gonna throw a rock…at Superman." – Green Arrow, "Injustice: Gods Among Us" (video game)
"I'm allergic to dying!" - Pepe
"Especially in the face!" - Pancho, "Book of Life" (movie)
"I immediately regret this decision!" – Luis, "Book of Life" (movie)
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.
If you stand up for God every chance you have, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.(almost every girl in the world needs to copy this)
If u have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vise versa put this on your profile!
If u think being unique is better then being cool,u know what to do!
If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 percent that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.
If you've ever read/watch/etc a book/manga/anime/movie/etc so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking it so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they never told you about it paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you understand things that some adults older than you do not and ignore you until you SHOW them what you know and you surprise them paste this in your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
A good friend tells you when you're acting crazy. A best friend will tell you and then join you in your crazy act. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a best friend.
If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Yumiko-san, Shadowess 88,Angel of Randomosity, DaAmazingMeepers, LUUErocks, MileyLoonaticsFan96
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't say "One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too," 10 times without pausing or making a mistake, post this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Lexi: Do I ever cross your mind?
Lexi: Do you like me?
Lexi: Do you want me?
Lexi: Would you cry if I left?
Lexi: Would you live for me?
Lexi: Would you do anything for me?
Lexi: Choose--me or your life
Ace: My life
Lexi runs away in shock and pain and Ace runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Put this on your profile
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
Johnny brought a gun to school,
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
When Johnny shot the gun,
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
And tell my little sister;
And tell my wonderful friends;
Mommy, tell my teachers;
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
And Mommy, tell the doctors;
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to get married,
But Mommy, I'm must go now,
I love you Mommy, I always have,
--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
Lilly: Do I ever cross your mind?
Lilly: Do you like me?
Lilly: Do you want me?
Lilly: Would you cry if I left?
Lilly: Would you live for me?
Lilly: Would you do anything for me?
Lilly: Choose--me or your life
Oliver: My life
Lilly runs away in shock and pain and Oliver runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
FRIENDS: Always ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM or by their name. Mostly by their name.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Wow, we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will beat up the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” (if it's okay with the parents, of course.)
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, Hermiony, MileyLoonaticsFan96
25 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:
1.I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
12. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
13. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
14. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
15. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”
16. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
17. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
18. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
19. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
20. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
21. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
22. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
23. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
24. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
25. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'
If you think Harry Potter is BETTER than Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.) Aneras713 and Sarena too (Leonardo), Tattle-Tail-Secret09 (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Finn, Bastion & Leo Wyatt), BloomandSky4ever (Several and I am not telling anybody unless they are real good friends with me!) DarkPrincessKatia (Lucius Malfoy(DROOL), Harry Potter,Draco Malfoy, Baltor( NOT ANYMORE!) Helia, Riven) LizE112 (Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Emmett Cullen), MileyLoonaticsFan96 (Timmy Turner, Tech E. Coyote)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, pooka14, Lilith G. Astrol,LizE112, MileyLoonaticsFan96
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-Girl, Crazy4Moony, pooka14, Lilith G. Astrol, LizE112, MileyLoonaticsFan96
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I Want it All (Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Gabreel)--(not exactly...)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Year 3000 (Jonas Brothers)--(huh?)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Just Like You (Hannah Montana)--(not that often...)
4. WHAT IS ?
It's Alright, It's OK (Ashley Tisdale)--(yeah, that can't be right)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
Before the Sun Goes Down (PureNRG)--(don't think so)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Masquerade (Ashley Tisdale)--(OK, somehow I don't think that applies to Mitchel Musso...)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Someone's Watching Over Me (Hilary Duff)--(at last, I agree with one)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Right Here (Miley Cyrus)--(close enough)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Every Part of Me (Hannah Montana)--(what?)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
All For One (High School Musical 2)--(ha, ha, that totally makes sense)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Crank Calls (Brian Regan)--(well, that'd be hard considering it's a comedy track and not a song)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Jungle Boogie (Kool & the Gang)--(over my dead body! Wait a minute...)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?
Storybook Ending (Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz)--(at least it's a good song)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Old Blue Jeans-Chris Cox remix (Hannah Montana)--(...huh)
How to Tell if You're a Writer
If you talk to yourself.
If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
If people (including you) think you might have A.D.D.
If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 10.
Say the word "cow" before each word:
Now say the word "cow" after each word:
Now read it from the bottom up:
Put that on your profile if you're currently laughing at yourself for falling for that.
Here's what stories I'll be doing on this site:
"Juliet's Journey" - COMPLETE!
"So Scary!" - COMPLETE!
"So Scary! part 2" - The team has vanquished Xendalla and the Hunters are now—two years later—being destroyed as well. Sonny is dating Chad, Zora is dating Jonathan, and Eliza is slowly falling for Grady. But when a little girl of about 6 years of age shows up, claiming to be Sonny's little sister, everything turns upside down. As memories slowly return, Sonny finds out several other secrets, including that she has another missing sibling, a twin brother named Seth. Now they have to find him before things go really bad. But when Veronica discovers that she may have met Seth before and even had a fling with him, every piece of their lives turns crazy.
"To Turn the Tide" - COMPLETE!
"The Winding Path" – (Mass Effect rewrite) Terra Shepard was happy living a life on Mindoir. Everything seemed perfect to her on the colony with her parents, siblings, and possible love. But then Batarian slavers hit and everything changed. Sixteen-year-old Terra watched in horror from a hidden compartment as everyone she knew and loved was captured or killed. As she waited it out, scarred for life by what she witnessed, a passing cruiser came by and saw the devastation. The turians came to investigate what remained of the colony. All they found was Terra. Taking pity on the last lonely young survivor, a small turian family took her in. A family named Vakarian.
"Winding Path: Hearts Long Lost" - "Winding Path" version of the Citadel DLC and onward.
"One Last Goodbye" – COMPLETE!
"One Last Goodbye: Even When I'm Broken" – A two-part epilogue to "One Last Goodbye."
"I Want My World Back" - (post-Mass Effect 3, Garrus romance) When Commander Lilly Shepard activates the Crucible's synthesis capabilities and unites all life in the galaxy forever at the cost of her own life, the last thing she expects is to wake up in an alternate reality. Lost and wanting more than anything to regain her life, she seeks out her old squad-mates and finds things far worse than she ever could have imagined. This new reality is one in which Saren managed to defeat the Reapers at the cost of his own life before they ever reached galactic space...and Commander Lilly Shepard was never born. As her memories of her old life begin to fade away, she desperately attempts to revive her teammates' memories of the world she belongs to. But as time goes by, it becomes increasingly clear that this may just be impossible...and that every memory she has of the life she left behind will go away forever, eventually taking her with them.
"Adrift on Open Stars" – (inspired by the movie "If I Stay") Ella Shepard just barely survived the explosion caused by the destruction of the Reapers. She would never have survived at all if her closest friends in the galaxy hadn't scoured the wreckage on the Citadel and found her. But while her body is sent to the nearest hospital on Earth and everyone fights to keep her alive, her spirit follows behind, watching all of it. For all the choices she made in her life, this will be the hardest decision of all: should she fight her way back to the people she left behind…or should she accept her fate and rejoin the family she lost so long ago?
"Stranded" – (Mass Effect 3, slightly altered timeline) When the Normandy is off scouting for Reaper activity in an unmapped cluster, an unforeseen storm causes the frigate to crash on a remote moon. Unable to establish contact with anyone and stranded on an uninhabited world, the crew must now work together to repair the ship and, in the meantime, survive.
"Family Tree" - (Mass Effect rewrite) On April 11, 2154, Hannah Shepard gave birth to two children: Jonathan and Zoe. Both followed their parents from ship to ship, living military lives as Jonathan fostered his technical skills and Zoe discovered her biotic ability. When their father died on a mission, they resolved to follow their parents' lead and join the Alliance military. While their mother was promoted to captain, they went on a mission together to Akuze. The mission quickly turned into a disaster and their entire unit was wiped out. Jonathan Shepard was the only soldier to return to the extraction site alive, believing his sister gone for good. Zoe Shepard, however, was stranded on the other side of the planet, the first human to kill a thresher maw, and rescued by a little-known mercenary gang. Years later, when infiltrator Commander Jonathan Shepard is cast headlong into a conspiracy involving a rogue Spectre named Saren Arterius, his search for evidence of the operative's betrayal leads him to a small vigilante team run by a vanguard...named Zoe Shepard. Newly reunited, the two jump into the fight together, becoming the first human Spectres and the galaxy's best hope in the face of an apocalyptic threat. All the while, a web of romance begins to develop between the twins and their two dextro friends...
"Star-Crossed" – In a reality where humanity never colonized the planet of Shanxi, Kara Shepard is living on her own on Earth. In 2176, she is 22 years old and running with a group of scavengers under Hong Kong. Her fellow scavengers refer to her as the Star-Catcher since she is known for retrieving valuable items that fall from the sky when colony supply ships crash. One night, a downed shuttle falls in the deserted area just outside of town and Kara goes to salvage it. But what she finds onboard is not supplies or even refugees. She finds an alien creature that has been wounded in battle. Taking the alien under her care, she spends the next two weeks nursing him back to health and learning everything she can about him. Then a scout ship returns to Systems Alliance Command having taken heavy damage from a ship belonging to the first alien race humanity has ever encountered. It takes Kara only five minutes to realize that this is the race her new friend belongs to. Now Kara faces a dilemma. She knows in her heart that if she can only prove to Alliance Command that these aliens are not the real enemy, a devastating war can be avoided. But how can she convince them when she's technically guilty of harboring a fugitive…one she has fallen in love with?
(Maybe) "Trial by Fire" – (partially inspired by Hunger Games…sort of) The galaxy has always been welcoming to new space-faring species. Even the humans saw that after the First Contact War. The latest addition to the Citadel's known sapient races is the lunali. Less than seven years ago, they established their current position in the galactic community. But when ancient tribal law comes into play and the galaxy is threatened with war, the lunali can propose only one alternate solution: trial by combat. Each of the galactic races must send two of their greatest warriors to a remote moon to battle until it has been determined who is the strongest, at which point the victor's race will decide the fate of galactic peace. The Council is willing to take the risk if it avoids a devastating all-out war. They're unaware, though, that one of the humans' greatest warriors and one of the turians' greatest have a history together. A history that may prove to be a lot more than a complication to the contest.
"Descendants" – The year is 2789. 603 years ago, the Reaper War was ended by Commander Shepard, who has since all but descended into legend. Some of the commander's old friends left their own legacy behind as well. For some of them, that legacy came in the form of the families they bore after the war. Now 712 years old, Liara T'Soni is the most notable of these. And the only one still alive. Her 67-year-old granddaughter, Tessa, spent her first 20 years of life begging the archaeologist for stories of her life on the Normandy. But now she gets the chance to find an adventure of her own when she travels to Earth and meets a few friends of her own…some of which are also descended from Shepard's crew.
"Archangel Chronicles" – (Mass Effect AU) On the lawless world of Omega, there is one person fighting for the innocent. A vigilante known to all as Archangel. No one knows who he is, even his own team. But then a human woman by the name of Amity comes along and threatens to see through his walls. And when a dark conspiracy comes to light, the two of them might be the galaxy's only hope.
"Matters of the Heart" – Some friendly advice between Normandy crew members when love becomes hard.
"No Shepard Without Vakarian" – COMPLETE!
"To Watch Eternity Unfold" – (Mass Effect one-shot, post-Garrus romance) Commander Shepard gave her life to save the galaxy when she took control of the Reapers. But her mind lives on in them, an infinite watcher, sworn to protect those she left behind and destined to watch eternity unfold.
"Surprising Shepard" - One-shot 1, Mass Effect 2, Garrus romance. While Shepard is out on a solo mission, Garrus hears from EDI that it's Shepard's birthday and decides to surprise her.
"Reminding Shepard" - One-shot 2, Mass Effect 2, Garrus romance. When an accident on a mission causes Shepard to lose her memory, it's up to Garrus to bring her back to normal.
"Romancing Shepard" - One-shot 3, Mass Effect 2, Garrus romance. While the team is on shore leave on the Citadel for the last time together, Garrus decides to treat Shepard to an evening out...only for the others to constantly get in the way.
"Loonatics Meet the Disneys" - The Loonatics meet their super-rivals, the Disney heroes. The team of anthro super descendants of Mickey Mouse and Friends (also containing six members) must now join with the Loonatics to defeat a bunch of baddies...
"Super Seven? Super Eight" – The Justice League was started by seven of Earth's greatest heroes: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Martian Manhunter, and Hawkgirl. But what would happen if a mysterious new hero appeared during the Invasion that brought them together? What if this hero was from almost 5000 years in the future? What if this hero came back to save a future she no longer remembers? Episodes of the show Justice League/Justice League Unlimited rewritten to incorporate a new hero.
"Illusionist" - Constellation Dreama Kensington (known to all as Connie, the fortuneteller's daughter) is the world's biggest Justice League fan. But everything changes when she gets sucked into the reality of the JLU by a new villain's dimensional traveler. Of course, everyone in the realm of metahumans instantly discovers the existence of her reality, where their reality is composed of comic books and cartoons...and where the heroes' weaknesses and secret identities are trivia knowledge. The villains instantly seek out the girl known as Connie. Her only hope is to join the Justice League.
"Illusionist II: Worlds Collide" – Connie is called back to the DC universe when several of the world's most dangerous villains seemingly disappear. Investigation reveals that they haven't disappeared…they've gone to her world! Connie is forced to bring the core seven Leaguers to her home world to track down the baddies before they harm her home or discover their secrets, but can these two worlds colliding let the heroes stand?
"Merry Christmas, Batman" – (inspired by A Christmas Carol) Of all the members of the Justice League, Batman has always been the most isolated. Dark, brooding, mysterious, unapproachable, unsociable—every hero in the League has always wondered about him. Even Superman (his reluctant best friend) has never heard his whole story. But when Flash's attempts to get Batman "in the Christmas spirit" utterly blow up in his face, that's the last straw. Retreating to his cave, Batman is determined to stay by himself this year. That night, he gets a surprise that was the last thing he was expecting. That night will forever change his perspective on his past, present, and future.
(Maybe) "League of Slayers" - A crossover with Buffy, Angel...and Justice League.
(Maybe) "Slayers Avenged" - A crossover with Buffy, Angel...and Avengers.
"Young Slayers" – Post-Endgame and Post-Gift. Two events happened at once. Two people died at the same time. Two superhumans died at the same time, in similar ways. Midia Costa didn't know either of them, but she was never the same again. One month later, the League is inducting a new young hero to their covert ops team—a girl calling herself Codon who swears her mother was a mystic and her dad was a member of a secret magic council in England and that her pet red panda has powers, too. But when Codon's trial run mission leads them to a girl named Midia, they discover the existence of an entire magic realm composed of Vampires and Demons and Werewolves…and that young Midia has the minds of two dead heroes trapped in her head despite the fact that their souls have supposedly both moved on. The ensuing adventure takes the Team to a little place known as Sunnydale, California…
(Maybe) "Slayer of Skyrim" – A crossover with Buffy, Angel…and Elder Scrolls.
(Maybe) "Justice of the Dragonborn" – A crossover with Justice League Unlimited and Elder Scrolls. The mission was going great. The bad guy was almost defeated. Then it happened. The bad guy's final work before Zatanna depowered him was to zap the seven core Leaguers off through a portal to the mystic dimension of Tamriel. The League quickly seek out a method of returning to their home before anything goes wrong, and their search leads them to a pair of twins from Skyrim named Kii'Tara and Tel'Varin, who call themselves "Dovahkiin."
"DC Does Disney" – Parodies of classic Disney and Pixar stories in the setting of Justice League and Teen Titans characters.
"Suite Life with a Chance of Disney" - COMPLETE!
"Death in LA" - COMPLETE!
"Red X and the Outlaws" – The Titans' last mission as the Teen Titans had several repercussions. They became the Titans, Robin and Beast Boy changed their names, an old friend returned, and Red X disappeared. But when a new team of villains appears and starts giving the Justice League trouble, the six Titans of Jump City step in to lend a helping hand, whether the core seven of the League want it or not. However, complications arise even more when the leader of the Outlaws reveals himself to be Red X. The question of whether the League and Titans can work together then becomes a series of questions about their new adversaries. As the hole keeps getting deeper, the heroes become buried in it and begin to wonder if they can ever win this battle.
"Marvel and DC: Two Worlds Collide" – When two worlds draw close enough together to merge for a period of five days (while still separated by Rifts), the villains begin to scheme together to take advantage of it, forcing the heroes to team up in unexpected ways to combat it.
"Secrets of a Demon named Angel" - COMPLETE!
"Remember December" - COMPLETE!
"Light in the Darkness" - COMPLETE!
"Your Own Demons" - COMPLETE!
"Unlocked" - COMPLETE!
"Murder Mysteries" - COMPLETE!
"Slayers: the Next Generation" – Discontinued!
!Justice Avengers X Series!
"Justice Avengers X" - On May 2, 2017, the Collision took place. The universe of the Justice League and the universe of the Avengers melded into one, changing the course of history for everyone in either world from that day forward. Now, in 2773, the Loonatics meet their time's biggest adjustment: the conjoined descendants of superheroes from the X-Men, the Avengers, and the Justice League. Now all the heroes must all join together to defeat their evil rivals. Can six unlikely teenagers help out? Maybe...
"Justice Avengers X2" - The teams run into four new friends: the descendant of Spider-Man, the descendant of Nick Fury (who is now the current Director of SHIELD), an extra-terrestrial, and the descendant of the Sorcerer Supreme Dr. Strange. Can they help out when some new baddies come into the picture?
"Justice Avengers X3" (based on the Justice League three-part episode "Starcrossed") - When a friend is revealed to be a spy for an alien planet the teams must face an entire alien race...or rather hide for now.
"Justice Avengers X: Origins" - One-shots telling the origins of each member of the Justice Avengers X (as well as their other three friends).
"Justice Avengers X4" (based on the Justice League two-part episode "A Better World") - The team has to face some of their worst enemies yet: themselves.
"Justice Avengers X5" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited episode "Kid Stuff") - When a magic spell goes wrong, the teams are turned into kids.
"Justice Avengers X6" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited two-part episode "The Once and Future Thing") - Time is unraveling. The teams are launched back and forth through the time stream and must find a way to stop the villain who started this...Chronos...
"Justice Avengers X7" - When a new villain comes along, the teams are torn by friction...because the villain is taking over their minds...
"Justice Avengers X8" (based on the movie "Justice League: Doom") - The Legion of Terror has a new plan...and it came straight from the mind of Wonder Bat...
"Justice Avengers X9" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited episode "The Great Brain Robbery" and the Avengers Assemble episode "Head to Head") - When a spell goes wrong, the team ends up in a body-switching situation...
"Justice Avengers X10" - (based on the Justice League Unlimited second/fourth season) The Loonatics, JAX, etc. must worry about a new enemy that could prove the death of the heroes: a combo of Ultron and Brainiac...
"Justice Avengers X11" - (inspired by the movie "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths") When the team receives a visit from someone they weren't exactly expecting, they end up in another universe entirely...
"Justice Avengers X12: A World Without Heroes" - Telly Drake wakes up one morning to find herself in a dark world overrun with villains, a world where no superheroes--even the legendary Avengers and Justice League--ever existed. Now, the only one still bearing any memory of Knave and the other heroes, Telly has to seek out the others, figure out what caused this strange new world, and turn everything back to normal...before she becomes part of this dark reality as well...
"Justice Avengers X13" - When a new villain comes along, Firebird learns the hard way that he is a descendant of Dr. Destiny. Now she must delve into the Phoenix Force to purge him from her teammates' minds…and her own…
"Justice Avengers X14" – The villains are threatening to unleash a plot that may tear Acmetropolis apart. Can the heroes stop it?
"Justice Avengers X15" (inspired by the Justice League Unlimited episode "Far From Home") - The teams get a shock when they're visited by heroes from even farther into the future: the 31st century...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted" - When the teams' latest mission goes awry, they end up sent back in time...to their 21st century ancestors... (this is technically a crossover with Teen Titans and Justice League [Unlimited] and even Avengers, but you don't have to have seen any of the shows or even read the other JAX stories to get what's going on...I hope)
"Justice Avengers X Flashback: Collision" - Telling the story of when the Avengers met the Justice League.
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 2" - As soon as the 21st century teams show up for a visit, the 28th century teams end up in a chaotic adventure. And when Saphira's escape plan goes horribly wrong, everyone is trapped in a century that none of them know anything about...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 3" - The 21st century heroes are doing fine...until they're visited by a team of heroes from the 29th century, who tell them that their villains are preparing a plan to destroy the Loonatics' time and the Justice League, Avengers, and Teen Titans are the only ones who can help them stop it.
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 4" - When the heroes are targeted by "the Squad" for messing with the time stream, they end up in a pretty bad situation...that lets the villains run free...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 5" (inspired by Back to the Future part 2) - After the 21st and 28th century teams head to the 29th century to correct a twist in the time stream, they return to the 28th century to find themselves in a completely different timeline...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 6" (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Doppelgangland") - The newest bad guy's plan involves releasing the soulless Dark Sides of its targets...and its targets just so happen to be the Acme heroes...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 7" (based on "Looney Tunes: Back in Action") - When the latest villain goes nuts, the teams are taken to Toontown itself and must fight alongside not only the heroes of the 21st century but also the Looney Tunes trinity (Bugs, Daffy, and Lola) themselves.
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 8" (based on Men in Black 3...sort of...maybe) - The 21st century heroes are looking into the latest villain team when an apprehension is interrupted by the sudden appearance of their 28th century counterparts...who seem to be fading...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 9" (inspired by Star Trek: Into Darkness...kind of) - The team ends up facing an enemy they weren't expecting while on a mission in space. Now they have to fight to stay alive...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 10" (indirectly inspired by Man of Steel) - When the newest time jump collides with a Phantom Zone projector, the heroes accidentally unleash the forces of "The Phantoms of Krypton." Not only do the hundred warriors have a score to settle with both Champion and Phantom...each is as strong as the man of steel himself...
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 11" - The 21st and 28th century heroes must meet up once again to disrupt a new brand of villain determined to not only destroy them but make them suffer. Story told in POV format.
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 12" - When a group of time-traveling baddies accidentally pull the 21st century heroes back into the 28th century, the Acme heroes must once again bring them in to help them on their mission. But this one may prove more troublesome than they expect when it is revealed that something from their time in Wild Dark may be affecting their current dilemma…
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 13" – The 28th century heroes are jumped back in time to the one place they shouldn't be: the 21st century. Just after they start planning a way back, several baddies decide to make a move. But when the 21st century heroes are then taken to the 28th century while their companions are sent even further back, both groups are trapped and in danger of altering history beyond correction if they are even seen…
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 14" (inspired by the movie Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox) – When the 21st century heroes are forced to jump into the 28th century yet another time, they assume they can instantly meet up with their descendants and organize a double-strike. But the world they come to is completely different from the one they've been in before. Despite confirming the date as the 2770s, the sky is blue and the damage wrought in the few months since their last visit should have taken centuries to accumulate. They quickly discover that someone has meddled with the time stream…and they might just be the only hope of saving it once again.
"Justice Avengers X: Time Twisted 15" - The worst enemy of them all is awakened. Every hero they know must come together...and every villain...
"Justice Avengers X: Epilogues" - The stories of what happened after the final battle.
!Protectors and Marvels Series!
"Teamwork/Hunted" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must work together on the X2's first mission...but it doesn't go so well. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a Huntress.
"Bat Business/All in the Family" - In the 2030s, Robin receives a shock when a new Batgirl comes along. In the 2790s, Vampire Bat gets a surprise visit from a long-lost cousin who turns out to be...not what he was expecting.
"Charmed/Enchanted" – In the 2030s, Charm becomes an author and assists her good friends the Marvels on a mission…during which she receives more than she bargained for. In the 2790s, the Protectors face an Enchanter.
"Revelation/Revolution" - In the 2030s, a schoolmate of the Marvels discovers their secret identities. In the 2790s, the Protectors realize there is a traitor among them.
"Tied Down/Tied Up" – In the 2030s, Robin is out of commission during the one Gotham crisis that might just need him. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle episode "Cuffed") Black Bat and Black Huntress wake up tied together in a locked cellar with no memory of how they got there.
"Slaying/Slain" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a group of superhumans calling themselves the Slayers. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet the new Slayers, some of whom are descendants of the old team.
"Secrets/Judgement" - In the 2030s, Robin and Batgirl end up in a...to put it mildly, a situation. In the 2790s, a new villain calling himself the Judge might just be the death of a teammate.
"Switchblade/Riddled" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new heroine...who might just be the daughter of any of a number of villains. In the 2790s, (partially inspired by the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance) the Protectors find themselves in a labyrinth of deadly puzzles.
"Strays/Zookeepers" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must defeat a villain using Mad Hatter-like tech to control a zoo's worth of wild animals...and monsters. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a future version of the same villain.
"Unravel/Unwind" - In the 2030s, (inspired by/based on the Young Justice episode "Failsafe") the Marvels must become the planet's sole guardians when the other heroes are taken from them. In the 2790s, (inspired by/based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Same Time, Same Place") the Protectors find themselves separated and must fight their way together...despite each believing the others have gone dark.
"Royal Pain/Princesses and Protectors" - (basically inspired by the movie Princess Protection Program) In the 2030s, the Marvels must protect the royal family of Valkodia. In the 2790s, the Protectors must safeguard the royal princess of a distant planet when her life is threatened.
"Genesis/Genocide" - In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves meeting a super-team as great as the Slayers: the children of New Genesis. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet the latest in the lines of New Genesis.
"Nothing to Fear/This is Halloween" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Fear, Itself") the Marvels' Halloween gets a surprise visit from a monster composed of fear. In the 2790s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Halloween") the Protectors' Halloween takes an unexpected turn for the worst.
"Freelance/Wannabes" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the Ultimate Spider-Man episode "Ultimate Deadpool") the Marvels meet a group of "heroes for hire" who want their help on the latest contract: retrieving a SHIELD file that has been holding the secret identity of every superhero ever. In the 2790s, (inspired by the Legion of Superheroes episode "The Substitutes") the Protectors must deal with a group of pathetically powered heroes who are intent on getting in on their action.
"Sorcery/Vampire" - In the 2030s, the Marvels face a new villain who proves to be worse than any their kinds have ever known. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover that their latest and worst villain has a bloodline from the 21st century that might just lead to chaos for everyone in the 28th.
"For Adults Only" - One day, things started out fine. Then it happened. Suddenly, they were all gone... (Inspired by both the Young Justice episode "Misplaced" and the young adult novel series "Gone" by Michael Grant)
"Honor Among Thieves" – (partially inspired by the movie Entrapment) The Protectors conspire to infiltrate a ring of thieves only to come upon more than they bargained for.
"Wishes and Dreams" - (essentially inspired by the Marvel Comics "House of M" story arc) Things were normal for the most part. They were ready to turn in the new villain, they obviously had the upper hand. Until things took a turn for the worst. They woke up the next morning in a completely different world...
"Psycho/Murder" - In the 2030s, (based on the Castle two-part episode "Tick, Tick, Tick" and "Boom") the Marvels must face a psychopathic killer who has figured out their secret identities and developed a killer infatuation with Wonder Girl. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle two-part episode "Pandora" and "Linchpin") the Protectors must solve a murder case before the murderer follows through on a time-sensitive threat that could destroy Acmetropolis as they know it.
"Futuristic/History" - In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves facing a threat beyond time. In the 2790s, the Protectors must deal with the past as it comes around to haunt their present.
"Infiltrated/Unfiltered" – In the 2030s, the Marvels' must face down a team known only as the Infiltrators. In the 2790s, the Protectors deal with the Infiltrators' successors...Sypher's kids.
"Gotham Generations/Family Legacy" - In the 2030s, the Marvels must face off against the children of Gotham's rogues when they join together and try to release their parents. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet where Gotham's rogues' lines have come...an alliance that attempts to destroy Wonder Bat.
"Forgotten/Lost" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Young Justice episode "Bereft") the Marvels' find themselves in the middle of nowhere with no memory of how they got there…or of each other and their super selves. In the 2790s, the Protectors are separated in the middle of nowhere…and are being hunted down by a dark and dangerous force.
"Undercover" – A Marvel and a Protector must infiltrate enemy ranks as undercover villains. But they stand to lose too much if they're found out…
"Titan Time/Vacation" – In the 2030s, the Marvels get fed up with their parents' way of doing things and take a break…to try out the Titans. In the 2790s, the Protectors go on "vacation" only for things to go south…again.
"Twisted/Amazed" – In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves facing a mystery—and every time they solve one turn, two more pop up. In the 2790s, the Protectors need to face twice the odds they're used to.
"911/4007" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face an emergency when three different villains quarrel over the latest stolen device. In the 2790s, the Protectors catch a distress beacon when a missing starship reaches their signals.
"Demons and Daemons/Guardian Angels" - In the 2030s, the Marvels meet Angel's family...of Demons. In the 2790s, the Protectors find themselves facing a new villain...who just so happens to be a Nephilim.
"Who I Am/Memories" - In the 2030s, one of the Marvels' friends faces an identity crisis. In the 2790s, the Protectors run into a seemingly powerful young man who has absolutely no recollection of his past or even who he is.
"All Fall Down" - Both times are plagued by the same problem. Nightmares and nightmares of betrayals and death. No one ever survives one of those nightmares. But when the dreamer finds themselves in the same situation while they are awake, they begin to wonder: is this real or another nightmare? And then the question becomes: "If this is real, can we survive? If this is a nightmare...why can't I wake up?"
"Cloned/Humanity" – In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new ally with insight into a villain's lair…that has been doing genetic experiments using superhuman DNA. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble across someone who proves themselves to be something other than human.
"Bonnie and Clyde/Romeo and Juliet" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face two new villains who will do absolutely anything for each other. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble on a villainous scheme that may get in the way of one of their budding romances.
"Duplicity/Accelerated" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Bionic Woman two-part episode "Deadly Ringer") the Marvels must face a threat…on the inside. In the 2790s, the Protectors must face a new brand of villain calling themselves the "Accelerators."
"Miscalculation/Memorization" – In the 2030s, (essentially inspired by the movie Lie Free or Die Hard) when Oracle's two lives collide, the heroes face a high-level hacking conspiracy that puts the second Commissioner Gordon's daughter's life in the life of fire. In the 2790s, a mysterious new virus breaks out, slowly killing any who fall to it by tearing apart the memory cortex of their brains…and one of the Protectors is one of the first victims.
"Drained/Fallen" – In the 2030s, the Marvels stumble across a deadly villain…capable of stealing their powers and permanently causing spiritual damage. In the 2790s, the Protectors receive a visit from someone they thought was dead.
"Freedom/Temples" – In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new "hero" calling herself Freedom Fighter and are consequently roped into a National Treasure-style adventure. In the 2790s, the Protectors stumble into an adventure that is unfortunately not dissimilar to Indiana Jones.
"Forces of Nature/Forces of the Forest" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a team of villainous college kids calling themselves the Atronachs. In the 2790s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Attack of the Terrible Trio") the Protectors face a team of villainous college kids who have found the ability to shape-shift.
"Tribute/Tournament" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover a vicious underground known as the Arena…and the only way out is to compete. In the 2790s, the Protectors are taken to a world where everyone is genetically engineered…and forced into deadly tournaments.
"Antiheroes" – (inspired by The Batman episode "The End of Batman") The Marvels and the Protectors face similar problems: teams of villains determined to protect the other villains from the heroes that "torment" them.
"Marvels and Protectors" – A series of one-shots about the continuing adventures of the teen heroes.
"Heartbeat/Phantom" – In the 2030s, the Marvels encounter a Heartless. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet a Ghost.
"Fairy Tales/Nursery Rhymes" – In the 2030s, (partially inspired by the Castle episode "Once Upon a Crime") the Marvels must battle a "fairy tale serial killer." In the 2790s, the Protectors battle a "Mother Goose Monster."
"Facing Vengeance" – (inspired by Harley Quinn's Revenge) In both times, the young heroes must face some of their parents' greatest enemies alone when said heroes go missing.
"Lies and Enemies" - (inspired by the Lab Rats hour-long episode "Bionic Showdown") The Justice League and the Avengers were heading out a mission with a friend. But when they are captured, the Marvels must face enemies they thought were their friends...
"Untimely" - (based on the Danny Phantom hour-long episode "Ultimate Enemy") The Protectors are zapped into the future by the Timekeeper himself. But what they find there, 20 years ahead, is worse than any nightmare...
"Frozen with Fear/Frozen in Time" – In the 2030s, (pretty much inspired by the VeggieTales episode "League of Incredible Vegetables") the Marvels must face off a pair of villains with a literally terrifying weapon. In the 2790s, the Protectors must fight against Time Skip's daughter.
"Crazed Fans/Love Never Dies" – In the 2030s, (based on the Castle episode "Number One Fan") the Marvels meet one of their biggest fans…who is currently holding hostages during the investigation of her boyfriend's murder. In the 2790s, (based on the Castle episode "The Blue Butterfly") the Protectors are guided through a murder mystery by a 50-year-old diary of a cold case romance.
"Power/Control" – In the 2030s, (inspired by Lord of the Rings) the Marvels must face off a cosmic-level evil by destroying the source of its power before it destroys them…but Damian and Elyssa end up exponentially farther in than their team. In the 2790s, the Protectors face off a cosmic power of their own…and the stakes are exponentially higher.
"Insurrection/Runes" – In the 2030s, (partially inspired by Beautiful Creatures) the Marvels face a threat of the worst demonic realm. In the 2790s, the Protectors must defeat a literal living nightmare…descended from Dr. Destiny.
"Frozen Heart/Icy Grip" - In the 2030s, (inspired by the movie Frozen) the Marvels find that an old enemy is freezing the world...but the old enemy proves to be an old friend as well. In the 2790s, the Protectors learn that an old enemy is threatening to revive a monster...or a team of monsters.
"The Burning Sky/Watch the Time" – In the 2030s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Strange New World") the Marvels find themselves in a world full of mind controlled monsters. In the 2790s, (inspired by The Batman episode "Seconds") the Protectors face a villain—descended from Clock King/Temple Fugate—who knows every move they'll make.
"Too Deep" – (inspired by the Avengers Assemble episode of the same name) In the 2030s, the Marvels attempt to organize a sting on one of the villains…and discover they're in way too deep. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a similar problem.
"Old Habits/Dying Hard" – In the 2030s, the Marvels must band together all they can when the villains collide. In the 2790s, the Protectors face the greatest collection of villains to walk their world.
"Only Time Will Tell" – (inspired by the Castle episode "Time Will Tell") Both times run into seemingly psychotic people claiming to be from the future…but their incredibly accurate predictions might prove them something other than psychotic.
"Spirits/Souls" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a villain known as the Spirit Keeper. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a villain known as the Soul Master.
"Dealing/Coping" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover how the fight with Spirit Keeper has affected them all…especially Wonder Girl. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover how the fight with Soul Master has affected them all…especially Wildflower.
"Marvels: Profiles" – Brief insights into each hero of the 21st century.
"Protectors: Profiles" – Brief insights into each hero of the 28th century.
"Myths" – (insired by "Dreamless" by Josephine Angelini) The Marvels find themselves facing a villain of mythological proportions with a history stretching back to the Trojan War. But when Delphine puts a prophecy over their heads that history will repeat itself and end the world if anything goes wrong, the battle starts to fall…
"Time And Again" - Time for the Protectors to meet the Marvels.
"Flash Forward" – In the 2040s, the new Justice League comes together. In the 2810s, the new Justice Avengers come together.
"Multimedia" – (inspired by both the Teen Titans episode "Episode 257-494" and the Kim Possible episode "Dimensional Twist") The Marvels and the Protectors are both thrown into the dimensions that make up their reality's media—games, TV shows, books, and movies alike.
"Law and Order/Facing Fate" – In the 2030s, (inspired by season 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) the Marvels face a group of superhumans with dark intentions, calling themselves the Order of the Ninth Moon. In the 2790s, the Protectors face more than they ever bargained for.
"Background/Backwards" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Family") a friend of the Marvels discovers who she is and worries for them all because of it. In the 2790s, (based on the Angel episode "Damage") the Protectors are caught in a fight with a juvie Arkham patient who escapes and exhibits…demonic qualities in doing so.
"Pull Together/Worlds Apart" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a threat against their entire heroic generation which results in a falling out with their mentors and a subsequent banding together of their generation instead. In the 2790s, some of the Protectors find themselves stumbling upon a mirror dimension, leaving the others with their villainous doubles.
"Marvel vs. Marvel/Alien vs. Protector" – In the 2030s, the Marvels find themselves facing their worst nightmare…themselves. In the 2790s, the Protectors face an alien threat…able to copy and outdo their powers.
"Unreal/Get Real" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the movie Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox) one of the Marvels' friends wakes up in a strange new world. In the 2790s, the Protectors investigate a new virtual reality program as it bursts into the future scene…only to find themselves trapped inside an unpredictable world with no sense of reality.
"Midgard/On Guard" – In the 2030s, the Marvels follow a threat to Asgard, only to discover that they face a scourge of all nine realms. In the 2790s, the Protectors journey to Asgard, only to learn that all nine realms are being threatened.
"Extended Family/One Step at a Time" - In the 2030s, an unknown force begins targeting Batman and his "family members" and Robin, Batgirl, and Wonder Girl are forced to open old wounds to protect them. In the 2790s, the Protectors must bring together their allies to face an unknown force that threatens them all.
"Flashbacks" - Stories of the heroes' adventures from before.
"Song/Silence" – In the 2030s, the Marvels face a new villain with the ability to capture the will. In the 2790s, the Protectors face a new villain able to capture the voice.
"Welcome to the Thunderdome/Horror Games" – In the 2030s, (inspired by the Marvel: Avengers Alliance special ops "Game On" which was inspired by the Marvel Comics "Avengers Arena" story arc) Arcade's son and Toyman's daughter concoct a plan to tear apart the heroes. In the 2790s, (inspired by the movie Hunger Games) the Protectors find themselves trapped in a fight to death…with each other.
"13 Curses/13th Hex" – In the 2030s, the Marvels discover the cause of grief for some of their friends when they meet an immortal who remembers what happened 1000 years ago. In the 2790s, the Protectors discover a group of "Hexes" who might just prove to be their downfall.
"Senses/Feelings" – (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "The Friend of My Friend is My Enemy") In the 2030s, the Marvels meet a new team of heroes as they form…and harbor dark secrets. In the 2790s, the Protectors meet a newly formed team of heroes…only to discover that they are not who they claim to be.
"Epic/Legendary" – In the 2030s, a new villain comes along…one for whom time has no meaning. In the 2790s, an old enemy comes along…one who once faced the heroes of legend.
"Blood/Fire" – In the 2040s, the Marvels face a whole new breed of enemy…Vampires. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover a nest…of Dragons.
"Valentine's Day" – In the 2040s, Queen Bee, Spellbinder, Sirena, and Bella Donna decide to have some fun with the men in town…and end up releasing an Asgardian enchantress named Lorelei to help with their fun. In the 2800s, Temptress, Dream Queen, Succubus, and Envy team up to wreak havoc…and form an alliance with a new villainess, Pied Piper, who begins to mess with the Protectors' emotions.
"Capture/Rapture" - In the 2040s, a new enemy brings together every villain known to Gotham and beyond to capture the Marvels...and in turn destroy their mentors. In the 2800s, a new enemy forms an alliance to capture the Protectors...and thus destroy the Acme heroes.
"Girls Night Out/Birds of Prey" - In the 2040s, Batgirl, Mist Mistress, Revenant, and X-23 find themselves scorned by their male teammates...and decide they should quit to (along with Deadpool's daughter) reform the Birds of Prey. In the 2800s, the Protectors find an old friend making a new form of the Birds of Prey...and taking the title a little too far.
"Spoiler Alert/Old Ways" – In the 2040s, a group of villains with Cluemaster at the front break out of prison and join together to take down the heroes, only for a certain Stephanie Brown to jump in. In the 2800s, a group of villains team together to make a name for themselves by taking down the Acme heroes, only for a certain Shannon Turner to jump in.
"Wanted/Hostage" – In the 2040s, the Marvels find themselves facing an onslaught of villains when an old enemy makes them bounty targets. In the 2800s, the Protectors find themselves facing an onslaught of villains when an old friend reveals a secret.
"Isolation/Abduction" – In the 2040s, the Marvels search for one of their own… In the 2800s, one of the Protectors is kidnapped…
"Avengers Assemble" – In the 2040s, the entirety of the Avengers is called in for a mission too big for even the extended Justice League to handle alone. In the 2800s, the entirety of the Justice Avengers come together with the Protectors for a galaxy-wide mission.
"Gathering/Summoning" – In the 2040s, the Marvels discover a plot to capture 21 magic artifacts and must journey to recover them first…until one of their own is captured as well. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover a plot to awaken 21 ancient dark spirits and must journey to stop it…until one of their own is taken into it.
"Assassination/Anarchy" – (inspired by the game Batman: Arkham Origins) In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that they're once again being targeted by a group of assassins…but, this time around, they've got bigger problems as well. In the 2800s, the Protectors find themselves the targets of a group of assassins…but that's not their only problem.
"Mortality" – In the 2040s, the Marvels' mortal friends come together and bond over their lack of superpowers and their relationships to the heroes, deciding they should form a team of their own to back them up…only to cross paths with the new Marauders while said heroes are out of reach. In the 2800s, the Protectors lose their powers for a whole week and are forced to go into battle alone.
"Non Morietur In Aeternum/Ignis In Aeternum" – In the 2040s, the Marvels must worry for their team when an old enemy returns…from the dead. In the 2800s, the Protectors must worry for a friend when they face the ultimate test.
"Nightmares" – Part 1. In the 2040s, Scarecrow and his son disappear just before a deadly virus begins to spread, releasing fear in chaotic waves. In the 2800s, a strange force begins turning people's dreams into reality…only it favors their nightmares.
"Reborn/Darkening" – Part 2. In the 2040s, (inspired by season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) one of the heroes goes over the deep end and threatens the world. In the 2800s, (inspired by season 4 of Angel) a strange being comes to Acmetropolis intent on destroying it.
"Breakout/Breakdown" – Part 3. In the 2040s, a mysterious force releases every inmate at every prison to hold a rogue, giving the Marvels the challenge of their lives. In the 2800s, a mysterious force strands the Protectors on an unfamiliar planet, giving them the challenge of their lives.
"Time and Again 2.0" – The Protectors and Marvels must team up once again.
"Double Flash Forward" – (inspired by The Batman episode "Artifacts") In the 4200s, a group of archaeologists investigate the heroes of legend—21st, 28th, 29th, and 31st century alike—in order for the heroes of their own time to stop a reawakening villain.
"Marvels and Protectors 2" – Another series of one-shots.
"In Control/In Memoriam" – In the 2040s, the heroes discover that a new villain has emerged and is taking the minds of superhumans. In the 2800s, the heroes discover that a new villain has emerged and is taking the souls of dead superhumans.
"Crucifix" – In the 2040s, (partially inspired by the DC Comics "Death of the Family" story arc) Crucible breaks free of her prison once more…and seeks to weed out the heroes and kill them all in one grand scheme, with Robin as the grand finale. In the 2800s, Crucifix returns, ready to exact fresh vengeance…on every hero in Acmetropolis, ending with Black Bat.
"Recovery" – In both times, the heroes recover from the recent "Crucifix Crisis"…but their world will never be the same again.
"Possession" – In both times, the heroes finally begin to recover from their recent crises, only for a mysterious force to come along and begin to possess them.
"Disappearances" – In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that the mysterious hero named Cable who recently appeared is a long-lost relative to one of their own. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that people are disappearing and one of their own believes it to be linked to someone they lost a long time ago.
"Continuation/Continuum" – In the 2040s, the Marvels disappear one by one until only Batman remains…and is forced to join with one of their most hated enemies to free his friends. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that someone is manipulating the time stream and must race against the clock to stop it before it affects their ancestors…or their future.
"100" – Both times come together for the ultimate adventure. 100th episode spectacular!
"Return to Thunderdome/Return of War World" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Hunger Games: Catching Fire) the Thunderdome incident is reenacted on a much grander scale: a whole planet designed specifically for the game and with no way off until game over. In the 2800s, the heroes are brought to a wandering planet on which powerful heroes are forced to compete in deadly tournaments and once again find themselves caught in middle of the chaos.
"Jigsaw/Solitaire" – In the 2040s, the Marvels are caught in the investigation of a serial killer but the pieces don't fit. In the 2800s, the Protectors stumble upon evidence of a society of serial killers and victory is not in the cards.
"Horror" – Part 1. (inspired by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer video game) In the 2040s, an old enemy returns from the grave to threaten the Marvels' whole world…and they might not be strong enough to face it. In the 2800s, a society of shifting demons emerges to free dark spirits on All Hallows Eve, their only opposition in the form of the Protectors…who might not be strong enough to face it.
"Mixed Up" – Part 2. In both times, a storm of events take place that change everything about the heroes' worlds. Can they fix it?
"Thorns/Roses" – Part 3. In the 2040s, (inspired by Agents of SHIELD's Uprising arc) the Marvels discover there is a traitor among them. In the 2800s, the Protectors discover that several people they thought they knew…are not even people at all.
"Super Flash Forward" – In the 2040s, (first chapter based on the DCUO trailer/opening sequence) an old enemy comes from the future to warn the heroes of an impending battle and its repercussions on reality; but to end it before it begins…they have to threaten the very time stream. In the 2800s, (inspired by the Hulk and the Agents of SMASH episode "Deathlok"…and Terminator…and several other things) a new friend comes from the future to warn the heroes that the world is about to end…and the only way to save it may be just as bad as the impending apocalyptic events.
"Call of the Wild" – In the 2040s, a new enemy comes along willing to take on the universe…and proves to be a worthy adversary of the entire heroic community. In the 2800s, a new enemy begins turning people into beasts…including most of the heroes.
"Unhinged/Shattered" – In the 2040s, the latest villain begins to steal the power of every hero known. In the 2800s, the latest villain begins to steal the mind of every hero known.
"What If?" – A series of epics drawn in the varying alternate realities of the Collided universe.
"Echoes/Emptiness" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 7) a new evil arises and torments the heroes with echoes of their past. In the 2800s, a new evil arises and torments the heroes to the very depths of their souls.
"Desire/Unwanted" – In the 2040s, a dark spirit begins to unleash the deepest desires of the darkest corners of the heroes' minds. In the 2800s, a dark spirit begins to unleash the deepest aspects of the darkest terrors of the heroes' hearts.
"In My Mind/Buried Inside" – In the 2040s, (inspired by Fantasmic) the Marvels and their mentors/parents find themselves trapped inside their own minds…alongside their greatest enemies. In the 2800s, the Protectors learn that a great darkness is living within them and growing stronger.
"Brave and the Bold" – A series of one-shots in both times about heroic team-ups.
"Secrets of Arkham Island/Chronicles of Arkham Asylum" – In both times, the heroes are taken to Arkham and make shocking discoveries they never expected.
"In A Mirror Darkly/Through The Looking Glass" – In the 2040s, an evil sorcerer plans to unleash the power of the Troll's Mirror on the world. In the 2800s, an evil sorcerer discovers a collection of magic mirrors.
"Forget-Me-Not/Horizon" – In both times, a new mutant proves to the heroes that they can't run from the past.
"Dark Side" – (inspired by the game Injustice: Gods Among Us) In both times, the young heroes' parents are taken to an alternate reality where everything has changed.
"Skeleton Dance/Graveyard Shift" – Part 1. In the 2040s, (named after a Silly Symphonies cartoon) the Marvels learn that a necromancer enemy of the Four Mages is seeking to steal the Eye of Agamotto and must battle an army of darkness. In the 2800s, Gil calls in the team to assist the Gatekeepers when he learns that this Samhain night will have serious side effects.
"Purgatory/Penitentiary" – Part 2. In the 2040s, (partially inspired by the game Batman: Arkham Origins) each hero has at least one villain out to get them…and those villains are ready to make their rivals suffer. In the 2800s, (partially inspired by the games Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City) everyone in Acmetropolis gets sick and tired of the revolving doors at Arkham and the other prisons and develop a super-prison to keep them all locked up…but things don't go as planned.
"Happy Holidays" – Part 3. In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med hour-long episode "There's a Storm Coming") when a large amount of villains manage to lead every superhero in the world into the Watchtower and put it on lockdown, the biggest New Year's battle yet occurs as a result. In the 2800s, the heroes are forced to ally themselves with the villains when a universal threat emerges with the intent of destroying them all.
"Wedding Plans/Wedding Crashers" – In both times, the young heroes begin to marry off.
"Flash Forward Adventures" – A series of one-shots taking place in the future of both times.
"Insanity/Hardcore" - In the 2040s, a group of insane supervillains come together to take down the heroes, forcing the Marvels into a situation they can't handle alone. In the 2800s, a group of thrill-seeking supervillains come together and plot to have some fun with the heroes, bringing the Protectors into a showdown they can't win alone.
"Void/Nowhere" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the video game Mass Effect) the Marvels are taken to alien planets without the aid of the Green Lantern Corps or even the other heroes of Earth and must face an intergalactic threat alone. In the 2800s, the Protectors get lost in the middle of outer space and must find a way home.
"Dark Intensions/Intense Darkness" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "Lair, Lair") a plan formed months ago comes to fruition…a plan to turn the heroes to the dark side, one by one. In the 2800s, an evil born months ago comes to life…an evil intent on shrouding the planet in darkness.
"Shelter Me" – The Protectors have been sheltering lost animals for eight years, their families have been sheltering mutants at the revived Mutant Academy for 20 years, and now they all must act as guides to the lost once more: several of them open a shelter for runaways (technically an off-branch of the Academy) to help the lost find their way…and end up needing the reverse.
"Crossed" – Part 1. In the 2040s, the Marvels discover that there have been people who passed between their parallel realities before the Collision. In the 2800s, the Protectors find the journals of all of their ancestors, including the Marvels themselves.
"Apocalypse" – Part 2. In the 2040s, two old enemies thought long dead reemerge united…intent on destroying the universe. In the 2800s, two old enemies thought long dead come to fight the Protectors…enemies that their ancestors once stopped from destroying the universe.
"Betrayal/Disloyalty" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mighty Med episode "Mighty Mole") the Marvels realize there is a mole on the Watchtower. In the 2800s, the Protectors learn that someone has betrayed them to the darkness.
"Tree of Life" – When the Protectors face a major crisis, their only hope is to amplify Wildflower's power to stretch across the centuries—something no one else can do. There's only three ways this can end now: failing to stop the villain could kill their world, stretching Wildflower's power to its limits could kill her…or succeeding in this plan could kill their hearts.
"Forsaken" - Stories of various heroes from across the timeline.
"Critical/Loss" – In the 2040s, a copycat killer strikes at the heroes' cities, leaving clues that only point back to the antecedents and leave everyone wondering at the true identity of this new criminal. In the 2800s, several old enemies…and old friends…come back to strike at the heroes' hearts, leaving everyone emotionally reeling, desperate for an escape, and wondering how they can win this war.
"Free Spirits/Lost Souls" - In the 2040s, the spirits of the dead begin to haunt lose left behind. In the 2800s, (inspired by the Angel episodes "A Hole in the World" and "Shells") Wildflower's Conduit powers go wild, still reeling in the aftermath of her Timeless connection, and an ancient spirit known as Iryala begins to take over her body, leaving her soul an echo in the shell that was once her own body.
"Recompense" – Part 1. In the 2040s, the Marvels and their parents come together for their first full-team mission since New Year's…only for something that happened that New Year's Eve to come back to bite them. In the 2800s, the Protectors and their parents come together for their first full-team mission since New Year's…only for old enemies to return, determined to end their battle once and for all.
"Blurred Lines" – Part 2. In both times, the heroes face one of their greatest threats yet…and are forced to call in reinforcements from the very people they previously fought.
"Interstellar" – (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) In the 2040s, when a mysterious force attacks the Watchtower, one of the Marvels is lost in space and returns to a strange new world. In the 2800s, when unrest surges through the Allied Planets, the Protectors are called on by the Alliance Council to provide their superhero services to the rest of the galaxy. What could go wrong, right?
"Centuries" – (partially inspired by the video game Spider-Man: Edge of Time) When one of the Marvels' enemies manages to breech the barrier to the 29th century, they realize that the entire time stream is in danger. Their only hope is to send a message in a time capsule to the Protectors. But if it doesn't work…the universe itself is doomed.
"Multiverse" – The Protectors find themselves facing a villain capable of traversing the barrier between alternate realities. Now they must follow him through countless alternate worlds to save the multiverse itself.
"Spectres/Ghosts" – In the 2040s, (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) the Marvels' duty as Spectres comes to the fore when galactic dangers reveal themselves. In the 2800s, one of the Protectors finds their duties conflicted and must call on the team to aid them in a quest of interdimensional danger.
"Harvest/Return to the Stars" – (inspired by the Mass Effect video game trilogy) In the 2040s, the battle with a new intergalactic enemy brings the heroes into a full-on war with Cerberus…and an alien force intent on destroying the galaxy. In the 2800s, entire alien civilizations come into danger, forcing the heroes to leave their planet for the sake of all others.
"Double Vision/Tunnel Vision" – In the 2040s, (based on the Mass Effect 3 DLC Citadel) the Marvels' latest mission reveals that one of them was cloned before Cerberus fell. In the 2800s, the Protectors are taken under the surface of the world they know.
"Point of View" - Several past stories of the heroes from the perspective of other characters.
"War of the Superheroes" - In both times, the heroes find themselves facing the ultimate battle: each other.
"JUMP" – When something begins putting pressure on the tachyon barrier keeping the timeline intact, the heroes of both times must find a way to circumvent it in order to save everything they know.
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"This is the End" - The title says it all...
(Loonatics Enchanted Trilogy)
"Loonatics Enchanted" - COMPLETE!
"Tech's Life Before Life" - COMPLETE!
"An Unknown Past Revealed" - COMPLETE!
"Children of the Dead" - COMPLETE!
"Before and After" - COMPLETE!
"Skate Queen" - COMPLETE!
"My Defenses" - COMPLETE!
"Could You Be the One?" - COMPLETE!
"Mars in March" - COMPLETE!
"Nightmare in Acmetropolis" - COMPLETE!
"Beach Bummer" - COMPLETE!
"Planet Cuckoo" - COMPLETE!
"Boo! You're Dead!" - COMPLETE!
"Unhappy Birthday" - COMPLETE!
"Coyote Crowning" - COMPLETE!
"Monster High" - COMPLETE!
"Blood-Sucking Excitement" - COMPLETE!
"Undead Mayhem" - COMPLETE!
"Missing" - COMPLETE!
"Acmegeddon, Take 2" - COMPLETE!
"Search for Spock--Not!" - COMPLETE!
"Game On!" - COMPLETE!
"Here We Go Again" - COMPLETE!
"Start All Over" - COMPLETE!
"Too Much at Once" - COMPLETE!
"Special is One Word..." - COMPLETE!
"Battle for Freedom" - COMPLETE!
"Return of the Unknown Villain" - Someone's out to get the Loonatics. Not the Loonakids, the Loonatics. Someone each of them thought was just another background citizen. The 21-year-old Loonakids have to stop him/her, but soon find themselves in a battle for their lives. Who's the bad guy? Who's gonna die (hopefully not anyone)? How will the Loonakids survive this one if the Loonatics promised themselves that they wouldn't fight anymore? Their lives depend on the answers to these questions.
"Generation after Next" - Everything is changing. It's been a year since the battle with the unknown villain and the Loonatics suddenly disappear. The Loonakids have gotten themselves in trouble as well and find themselves in the exact same place as their parents, but no one else knows where they are. After several years of wondering, an old friend of theirs teams up the Loonakids' siblings and children to find them...
:Loonatics Extreme Series: (These take place in the 29th century)
Season 1 (Almost all of these will be based off "Buffy" and "Angel". I'm that big a fan.)
"Don't Speak" - Kelly has another dream vision and she doesn't like it one bit. The words are very clear: "the Gentlemen are coming." Daniella can't find anything in her spell books that matches Kelly's description, but the group wakes up the next day with no voices and find that a group of demons is ravaging their part of the planet at night, killing people and taking their hearts. The team must find a way to get their voices back now. But how?
"Master Your Power" - The team's newest friend has been called as the newest Vampire Slayer. As she trains with the team after losing her Watcher, she prepares herself for the coming apocalypse. But after translating a prophecy, Daniella discovers some awful news that breaks all their hearts: their new friend is going to die...
"Revenge" - A secret from Wendy's past is revealed: she was once a vengeance demon. When Duck breaks her heart (by accident), she runs back to the head demon and gets her job back. But when everything goes wrong for her, can she find a way to fix the mess she's made?
"Blood and Venom" - There's a new Slayer in town. At first, practically everyone is excited to find out that they have another Slayer on their team, helping them fight, but they soon find out that it's not that easy when they discover that she's hiding some dark secrets. And to top it all off, a crazy guy (who is now the mayor of the town) is hoping to turn himself into a giant snake demon during the next eclipse. What are they going to do?
"When 2 Hearts Collide" - Another new girl. This time, she really does have amnesia. She doesn't remember her name or her family or where she comes from. The new fire fox befriends the group easily, but things change completely when they find out that she has power they can't begin to comprehend. When the girl's past is unveiled, she decides that it's too dangerous to be around the group. But is Troy falling for the girl?
"Key to a New World" - When a new villain, who sure seems demon-y, comes along, everything changes. The team doesn't know who or what she is or what she's after. They only have two words to inform them of what's going on with this new villainess: "the Key". They must now find a way to figure out where and what the Key is and keep it away from their new enemy, along with figure out who and/or what this girl is...
"Don't Come Back" - When an old "friend" of Austin's comes back, everything goes crazy (as if it wasn't already). The weird thing: she used to be a Vampire...she isn't now. Austin is driving himself crazy trying to help her survive her new problems, but it's not helping much. So when an old enemy comes back, what will the team do to fix this whacked-out mess they're going through? And to top it all off, the gang gets caught up in a missing persons case and are zapped to another dimension...
"A Bite Worse than Any Bark" - Polly makes a new friend. But everything changes when the girl, Molly (see how the names rhyme?), discovers she's a werewolf. Now the team must figure out how to help her overcome her power...and survive some evil werewolf hunters...
"Encore" - As always, a new evil plagues the town. This time, a demon comes along and enchants the town. The team doesn't know what's happened, but they have a pretty good idea when their lives have turned into one big musical. At first, the battle seems more like fun than danger, but then people start letting out dangerous secrets and dancing so much that they burst into flames. Can they find a way to fix this?
"Triple Threat" - Some new evildoers have come along, and it soon becomes clear that they're looking to kill. Meanwhile, the youngest team members are...let's just say hormones are harder on anthros. How are they going to fix these problems? Who will fall victim to the new evil? Why am I asking you all these questions? We'll just have to see.
"First Time for Everything" - Another new villain is after the group, but the weird thing about this one: it's incorporeal and has no true form of its own. Trying to find a way to get rid of this thing should be easy enough: find out what it is, figure out how to kill it, put the plan into action, and win. But they don't figure out what it really is until they realize that it's not like anything they've ever faced before. They don't know what it is and it seems to be even stronger than the "demon woman" they faced before. How will they find a way to get rid of it?
"Stay My Baby" - When Austin's "old friend" comes back, pregnant and angry, and an old enemy of him and her comes to them through the power of a time-turning demon, everyone has all new problems to deal with. And here's the big news: Austin's "old friend" is a Vampire again now and Vampires can't have kids...
"Beyond Your Control" - Kelly's been gone for about a week now and the team is going mad searching for her. When they finally find out where she is and that they can't do anything about it, they decide to give up. The next day, she appears at HQ with amnesia. To make matters worse, when she gets her memory back, she seems to be more interested in Austin's "old friend's" kid than in Austin or Troy! What's going on with her? And who's the big bad demon that's been heading an apocalypse since she came back?
"Inside Out" - The gang is now running the force they've been trying to stop for so long, attempting to change the system from the inside. But things aren't going too well when it appears that a lot of them have changed because of this, 3 in particular...not naming names...Sarah, Ryan, and Austin.
"Lost Souls" - When the Ghosts of all the people the gang failed to save return to them, looking for revenge, the Loonatics fear that their old enemies will reawaken and literally rain hell on Acmetropolis. But that all changes when some long lost teammates return to the fold...
Season 2/Starheart Chronicles
"Curse of Blessing" - A new villain comes along and the team discovers that she's scared of Kelly and Gabby. Research on what the why could possibly be reveals the existence of a prophecy: "she who is cursed will be blessed." This phrase is followed by an indiscernible symbol. What does it have to do with the coyote sisters?
"Time Tangle" - The team goes on a journey through time. What will happen?
"Full Moon" - When a new girl comes along and starts to help the team solve an arson case, they discover that the same thing has happened 3 times before (in 2166, 1066, and 934 BC) and that this same girl was on the site for each of them. Upon further investigation, the team realizes what's going on: the girl is really the moon-goddess Inanna, daughter of Sin...
"Out of This World" - The gang hears that Marietta's boyfriend is adopted and he starts searching to find his birth parents, only to dive them all into a case of someone from "out of town" looking for him...
"Future Fauna" - The gang finds out that someone is "stealing their stories" and they find themselves launched into a mission to save Troy and Fauna's relationship...
"Terrifying Tuesday" - The group wakes up one morning to discover that they've all switched bodies...
"It's a Magical Life" - Two-story story. When Fauna makes a big wish, she finds it coming true and is exposed to life where she was never born... Then Courtney gets into a fight with Dylan and accidentally makes a wish that Capri had never come to downtown Acmetropolis and exposes herself to a world ruled by Vampires...
"Fight of Our Lives" - The team has taken care of most of their previous problems, but now every villain they've ever faced--including the ones that are already dead or changed--are back and joined against them. Can they handle this?
"How to Save the World" (named after a song I'm writing) - The Shadow Alliance is proving to be harder to defeat than the team originally feared. And their only hope is if a certain teammate can prove to the Enchantress not to mess with Kelly Kristy Kari Diamond Johanna Charity Beta Atlanta Arizona Coyote Wolfe! Or Gabby Lucia Divina Glinda Adalia Alianet Coyote! Or really any of the rest of them. But what's gonna happen if they can't win?
"Family Matters" - When the gang heads to Anasala to hang out with the triplets' family, they get wrapped up in some trouble...
"Mystery Journey" - The gang goes back to Anasala upon discovering a shocking secret and get caught up in solving some of the realms more interesting and odd cold case mysteries... Meanwhile, the time finally comes: Haven is getting married. Bonus story: Gabby throws a reunion party for Wendy to get together with some of her old Witch University classmates and discovers that every single one of them has had children, including, especially, Wendy herself; instantly, Gabby goes into a funk, realizing with sudden force how badly she wants to have children of her own, and from there it's all downhill.
"Power Surge" - Shock Wave vs. Dark Fairy. When two new girls come along, one obviously not from the mortal realm and the other most likely affected by the meteor, the gang must stop them from awakening the Shadow Demons from the Shadow Lands and/or from releasing "the Thunderclap." The worst part is that the two are in a race to start their apocalypses. Here's the rules: the Loonatics cannot interfere; one cannot help or disturb the other; the two can join together to start a different apocalypse should their plan fail. Here's the prize: the loser captures the Loonatics and brings them to the winner to be destroyed...
"Dead as a Fox" - Picking up directly where the previous story let off, Fauna discovers there may have been a little more to her family than she ever expected... Now the team ends up investigating a murder that appears to have been done by a trained assassin and they find out about 5 other murders that have taken place that appear to be related...
(Must do "Toony, Meet Loony" at the same time) "Loony, Meet Toony" - Crossover between Loonatics Extreme and L-Force 2.0, based on the point-of-view of the Loonatics.
"Loonatics Exposed" - When the team gets taken by a secret agency of the government, they are afraid they may have to expose magic to save everyone's lives...
"Just for the Night" - Upset about how the Council's test has affected them, the team now has to get used to the idea that they might lose their powers. So they decide to make the best of it for now and end up in a worse situation than they expected...
"Knockdown, Dragout" - Fauna is pulled into the worst effect of her mother's murder yet...
"Conspiracy Theory" - 3 years after season 3, someone finds out about Fauna's past and turns her in, getting her arrested and making Troy miss out on some important information...
"Mirror, Mirror" - After Troy disappeared and Fauna supposedly lost her powers, she made a huge decision... Another 10 years later, the Loonatics are still in business and constantly looking for their two lost members. In the meantime, a group of orphans, placed under foster care of the same family after never being adopted, cope with some changes in their lives. Then Fantasia, their youngest (a fox), discovers a magic mirror at the beach by the meteor site and accidentally asks it where and who her parents are. When she receives the information from it, she takes her friends on an adventure to find the Loonatics...
"Silence" - Her best friend still giving her the silent treatment for digging into her past without telling her, Fantasia is trying to avoid messing up and scaring away the Loonatics before they can help her find her and her friends' parents, whoever and wherever they are. And then a new girl comes along saying she needs help and the gang realizes she may be related to one of Fantasia's friends. Meanwhile, the gang begins to get suspicious about just who and/or what these new kids are...and then there's the fact that an old enemy has come back and kidnapped one of the kids.
"I'm Sorry" - Fantasia's finally made up with her friend and now reveals to the team what exactly has been going on. But the team receives the shock of their lives when they discover the magic mirror and it reveals to them what Fantasia had seen when she asked it about her parents...
"Grand Slam" - It's about time. The team is about to help Fantasia and friends find their parents and Fantasia and friends are gonna help the Loonatics find their two missing members. But what's gonna happen if and when they find Troy and Fauna?
"Love and Life" - Troy's back. But Fauna's long gone. And her mother's death may have something to do with it. Troy's gonna do anything he can to save her and give Fantasia her parents back...even if it means killing himself...
"No Ordinary Fight" - (will have some references to No Ordinary Family, but you don't have to watch the show) Getting Fauna back means the team has even more work to do than before. Her reappearance reveals a secret regarding a certain someone they haven't seen in years. And that certain someone now has a few friends with some rather strange abilities that could help in the fight...or ultimately destroy them all... So when Ryan disappears mysteriously and leaves evidence that the Alliance is responsible, can the team survive the upcoming fight?
"New Kids" - COMPLETE!
"Solo Battles" - COMPLETE!
"Recruiting" - COMPLETE!
"Double Trouble" - COMPLETE!
"Family Affair" - COMPLETE!
"Twin Torture" - COMPLETE!
"I Wish..." - COMPLETE!
"You Have the Power" - COMPLETE!
"Tick Tock" - L-Force and the Loonatics are running out of time before the Dark Side can completely destroy everything. They now know that there are only six more mutants on their side, but they, and the keys to stopping the Dark Side, are hidden all over the world. Can the team get the kids and the keys before the Dark Side can or is it all over?
"The Final Battle" - It's time. The final battle between our heroes and the Dark Side. The team successfully found four of the mutants and they now have the other two, but the Dark Side has everything they need to completely destroy the world, making Wake supreme ruler over the universe with the Dark Side at her side. Can the team kill Wake and bring back their lost members, especially Zack, or will everything crumble and the bad guys succeed?
"Evil in Me" - Zack is trying his hardest to completely rid himself of the evil still inside him, but it's not going to well. While this is going on, Duck finally confesses his love for Zara...and vice versa! Tech begins to make his move with Trinity. Ace and Lexi may finally get together. Will Slam or Rev ever get a date? Can Zack and Gail finally figure out what their relationship truly is? What will come along and try to kill them this time? Is this too many questions to be answered for one story? I guess we'll have to find out...
"First Date" - When some of the team members go off on a night out--most of them on dates--and some of their dates turn out to be evil or something similar, the whole team knows that a new evil, calling itself the Shadow-Bringer, has come along and that something is happening to the people of the planet because of it. What's going on?
"A Whole New World" - A new girl named Moss comes along and reveals herself as an alien from Aurtori, the planet the Shadow-Bringer last plagued. The team takes her into their arms, desperately hoping that she can tell them about how they can defeat the Shadow-Bringer...only to find out that it had completely destroyed Aurtori except for Moss, who wants revenge. Hoping that Moss is mistaken, they go to investigate the planet and see if there's anything there that can help, but all they find is one other survivor: Moss' sister, Coral, who is completely insane when they find her and bring her back. Can the team make sure that Acmetropolis doesn't follow Aurtori's fate or is all lost?
"Emerald of the Sea" - When Moss feels like a new girl in Acmetropolis is familiar, she investigates and finds out that the strange girl is Jade, Moss' best friend on Aurtori. After discovering that Jade has survived, Moss is desperately trying to get her to join them on their mission to defeat the Shadow-Bringer, but the team can tell that something is up with Jade. What's so weird about this third survivor? Can the 3 Aurtorian girls finally reveal how to kill the Shadow-Bringer?
"You Reave What You Sow" - Moss thought Coral was safe now and so did everyone else, but it seems like her condition has been getting worse. But when Moss finally gets her sister to calm down, the team encounters a new mission that reveals to them the existence of another threat: Reavers. Now the team has to find out a way to kill these creatures, too...but from what Moss and Jade tell them, that's near impossible. What will they do? And to top it all off, a new villain has come along...
"Erase and Rewind" - Stranded in space, the team recounts the events of their lives before the meteor hit...
"The Little Alien-maid" - Moss finally discovers a way to figure out what the Shadow-Bringer and its Dark Paladins did to Coral. What will she discover? Meanwhile, the new villain comes back and is ready to get them...
"Of Coral and Coyotes" - Just when the team thought they were safe (except for the Shadow-Bringer), and Tech and Trinity's relationship is to deepen, Coral returns to her old ways of insanity. Instead of thinking that she's crazy and unable to be helped, Kyra and some of the other team members become convinced that she's a reader, a form of psychic. Only problem is...what if they're wrong?
"Serenity" - The team figures out why Coral is completely insane no matter what they do: she's being forced to carry someone else's memory. The whole team must now find out what the memory is and how to fix it...or else the Reavers may kill them all before the Shadow-Bringer can...
"Darkness and Light" - The team may finally have found a way to destroy the Shadow-Bringer and its Dark Paladins now that the Reavers are gone. Will it work?
"Beyond" - After the Shadow-Bringer is destroyed, everything changes. For starters, Rev feels suddenly alone when Moss discovers that Aurtori may be alive and thriving again and decides to take Jade and Coral back home. Next, Tech and Trinity are placed under pressure when their relationship is threatened by several things they didn't expect, let alone plan. And worst of all, Lexi and Kyra are in comas, and Nathan and Ace must brokenheartedly lead the Loonatics and L-Force alone. How are they going to get along when a new bad guy comes into the picture?
"Already Lost" - The Destroyer may have already beaten the Acme superheroes. Suddenly, Lexi and Kyra are slipping so far into their comatose state that their heart rates are dropping; Trinity, Gail, and Zara are poisoned with a lethal disease that only Claire recognizes...and Claire can't help them because the disease's contagious spike catches her with much different side effects; Nathan and Ace are so brokenhearted from losing Lexi and Kyra that the mere thought and memory of them makes them go completely blank, disrupting them in battle; and the whole of the team is beginning to lose hope. How can they ever survive this war?
"Locked Away" - A journey into Lexi and Kyra's comatose minds as they search for a way out of their subconscious prison and back home...
"So In Love" - When Lexi and Kyra finally wake up, just in time to say goodbye to Moss, Jade, and Coral, the couples are exposed to a new kind of tension...
"All Dark" - When the Destroyer keeps the 3 alien girls from going home, he also kidnaps Gail and completely takes over her mind...turning her completely evil. How are they gonna survive this one now?
"Snapshot" - When Zack discovers that he can now see and hear things that other people can't, especially in photos, things begin to change for him and he wonders what is happening...and how may his newfound ability be used to rescue their lost teammate and destroy the Destroyer?
"Missing Memories" - The team wakes up one morning to discover that they have been asleep for two weeks...or rather lost two weeks of their memory...
"By the Way" - Zack's not alone now. Zara also has gained a new ability: mind-feeding. Here's the thing: the twins are rebuilding their previous powers so that each one has one power of light and one of darkness. So how does this help them get Gail back?
"Afraid of the Dark" - The gang has to get Gail back now or it'll be too late...
"A Way Out" - Gail is cursed with the remainder of the disease she was recently infected with and of the possession of darkness she's just come out of. Ace and Lexi discover something they didn't expect about their relationship. Claire is haunted by memories of her past life in the magic world and wonders if she'll ever be able to tell her teammates what had happened to her. Moss, Jade, and Coral wonder if they'll ever go back home. Rev hopes Moss doesn't leave. Trinity and Tech face relationship stress more than ever before. The team worries about their missing member and wonders if they'll ever get her back. The twins wonder over their new powers. And now the worst to come: preparation for their biggest battle yet...and the curiosity of if they'll ever make it out alive...
Season 4 (the stories in this season are all named after songs)
"It's On" - A new villain comes along, aiming its attacks at the team's individual weaknesses. Can they fight it?
"The Getaway" - Lexi and Nathan go missing. The team starts a search for them, but they may be gone forever...
(name pending) - Ace and Kyra find a spell that mortals can do that may get Lexi and Nathan back...but there will be consequences...
"Gift of a Friend" - After finding out that their leaders are missing, the team suffers...giving the bad guy a chance to take them out...
"Hurry Up and Save Me" - The team must find a way to get their 4 missing members back before something happens...but will they be able to cope in the meantime?
"Girl Next Door" - Another new girl comes along claiming she has a way to save their 4 missing members, but can they trust her?
"Run It Back Again" - One of the team members is living the same day over and over again. Does it have something to do with the new evil?
"You're My Favorite Song" - Ace attempts to get Lexi back from the bad guy before she's sacrificed to an ancient "goddess" that will supposedly get the thing more powerful...but Lexi is apparently hiding something...
"It's Not Too Late" - Lexi and Nathan must now rejoin the big battle against Misfortune...but maybe they're a little late...
"What We Came Here For" - The gang finally stands up to Misfortune...
Season 5 (Miley Cyrus song in mind for this season, try and guess which one)
"From the Start" - 7 years after the 4th season, another new girl comes along, this one calling herself Cody. She warns the group that another villain is coming along, but they're not sure they can trust her. Who is she? What's coming to kill them this time?
"Hand in Hand" - Seasonal filler (but must be here)! We all know that Claire is out of place. It wasn't until now that the team figured out why...
"My Heart" - One of the team members begins to question Cody's true identity...
"I Can Love" - Cody reveals who she truly is, but finds herself falling for one of the team members and wondering about her real past...
"What I Feel" - Cody now knows everything about herself, but she, for some reason, refuses to tell the team, who are now her friends. Then her creator begins to mess with her head and causes her to do things that make the team think she may be evil...
"Waiting Here" - The team, still in the dark about who Cody might really be, begins to investigate the murder of a man she used to know...
"I Would Scream" - Despite the evildoers' deaths, chaos still reigns in Acmetropolis, leading the gang to believe that there might be more to the bad guys' creations...
"Daylight" - Seasonal filler (but must be here)! The team gets launched into a search to find the kids' powers...
"Now I See" - Cody helps the team plan to take on the bad guys, but they'll need as much help as they can get...
"I'm Just Me" - Season/series finale...
!L-Force 2.0 Series! (this series starts 7 years after the 5th season of L-Force)
"Welcome to the Business" - The Loonatics' children and the children of the original 4 of L-Force are now the heroes and the rest of L-Force has "retired" to start families of their own. But things are gonna happen when new heroes come into the business...
"When Snakes Attack" - New bad guy on the scene. Bad news, you say? Very much so. This guy is able to control snakes (in fact, his sidekicks, Viper, Python, and Cobra are--you guessed it--snakes). Can the new team stop Serpent and his snake monsters? We'll see...
"Invasion" - Let me guess. From the title, you're thinking aliens, right? WRONG! Robots. A bad guy with the ability to control metals and electricity (so strongly that he can partially control minds) is threatening to take over the world with an army of robots. Crazy, huh? You just wait...
"Elixir of Life" - When Loony-Force (L2, for short) finds themselves and their families plunged into a fight to find the Elixir of Life/Fountain of Youth/Plant of Immortality (you get the idea), they discover that it's truly Ambrosia's blood...
"Nevermore" - You know Edgar Allen Poe, right? And the Raven? Well, turns out there's more to it. When Trevor begins to feel the minds of Darkness, he thinks he's going crazy. But when the Shadows start talking to him in return, he knows there's more going on. I'll just say it like this: he'd be better off if he never even knew the Ravens existed...
"Universal Treasure" - Loony-Force finds themselves and their families plunged into a search for the ultimate treasure...
(Maybe) "Inception" - (sort of based on the movie "Inception") When the gang gets caught up in some trouble, they have to enter someone else's dreams...
(Must do "Loony, Meet Toony" at the same time) "Toony, Meet Loony" - Crossover between L-Force 2.0 and Loonatics Extreme, based on the point-of-view of Loony-Force.
"Ten to One" - The magicks of Frenada started with ten beings of power. A prophecy was made that one day their bloodlines would meet, all ten in one child. No one believed that to be possible...until now...
[Loony Days Series]
"All For One and 7 in All" - When the Loonatics get in a tough situation with a bad guy, Zadavia says they need backup. Immediately, they go on a search for more teammates. Well, they meet a girl with a rough past not only who can help them but also who needs their help. The young Bliss is on the run from an evil sorceress who wishes her to be destroyed. Now the gang must figure out who this villain is, why they can't defeat the one they were already fighting, who their new friend is and what she can do, how the two bad guys are connected, and why the villainess wants their new friend dead...
"Diaries of a Raccoon" - Mary Jane Raccoon has always been in the dark. When the meteor's strike gives her some strange powers, things take a turn... Over a year later, she finds out that the Loonatics have a new member. Then she is attacked by a bad guy and the Loonatics come to her rescue. She quickly befriends them and learns of their plight: with greater bad guys coming out, they require more members. To give them their newest member, she reveals her powers and joins them to learn why she's being hunted down...
"Acmetropolis 90210" - Just when they thought they'd be safe for a while, another bad guy comes along to threaten the Loonatics. To help them through this battle, a flying squirrel who everyone just calls Nuts joins them. As she begins to fall for Rev, Bliss and Tech develop some feelings; Duck starts looking at Mary Jane in a new light; and Ace realizes how he really feels about Lexi. Will this drama affect them and their relationships with one another?
"Stars in Stripes" - One more should be enough. One final teammate to even the playing field between good guys and bad guys. Well, Iris Tiger--a white tiger with purple stripes (deformed by the meteor)--seems to fit the bill and she starts to fall for Slam. But things get a little heated up under the tension of a rising apocalypse and a few returning enemies...
"Lost in a Dream" - The Loonatics worry they're gonna have to let go of their 4 new members a bit too soon when all 4 girls begin chasing after their old dreams. But the situation gets even worse when some old enemies show up together and capture the 6 original Loonatics...
"Crazier" - When two more new friends come along to help fight the Killers and a couple teammates' pasts with a couple bad guys get revealed, things get a little crazy...
"Oh, Children of Mine" - Three years later, the team is all paired up and ready to go. And guess what? All of them have kids. Kids who are immediately targeted by their arch-enemies, the Killers. The team must protect their children at all costs or risk everything...
"Next Time Around" - It's been 15 years since the team had to practically give up their lives to protect their families from the Killers. Now the team's kids step up to the plate as the superhero team. Unfortunately, the bad guys show up with their own kids and from there it's all downhill. (probably gonna be partially based on "Incredibles")