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Joined 10-26-09, id: 2126750, Profile Updated: 07-24-15
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Ranger's Apprentice.

Hey there,

I am no longer active on this account, so please don't expect any updates or new stories. Thanks for taking the time to read some poorly written middle school fanfiction. Have a great day/night/whatever time you're reading this!

Sam :)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Jumper Tradition by Madame Naberrie reviews
Ron doesn't quite understand why Hermione is so moved by one of his mum's Weasley jumpers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
My crazy life by Unlikely Angel reviews
Okay so the flock has defeated Itex no ones after them and they just moved into a house on there own 3 seventeen year olds, 1 fourteen year old, 1 eleven year old, and 1 nine year old. THINGS COULD GET INTERESTING!FAX!REDOING STORY NEW chapter 1 up now!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Right Here by R.W. plus me reviews
"All's fair in love and war. And this is a little bit of both." The story of Ron and Hermione post-Deathly Hallows. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,635 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fly By Twilight: Wanna Be Fang Cullen by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song to go along with my 'Fly By Twilight' series. Based on 'The Edward Cullen Song'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
New Love For Max? by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Max is dating Sam who abuses her, but when Fang moves in he brings broken hearts, broken bones, and broken relationships. But will a terrible plot destroy both Max and Fang before they figure out their true feelings? not cliche as it may seem, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,274 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
If Only by eclipsed heart reviews
Seven years ago, a terrible battle involving the flock played out in a forlorn forest clearing. But what really happened on that day can only be told by revisiting the bloody past and unlocking the secrets of the flock's sole surviving member...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Angel - Complete
Cheating Life by IKWhatGirlsLike reviews
Percy Jackson is a major actor but when he meets Annabeth Chase, all hell breaks lose but they keep coming back to each other. Percy doesn't believe in true love and is known for being a player, exact opposite of Annabeth. Full summary inside. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8260 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
FAITH: Archangel in Disguise 2 by T-Bones158 reviews
The sequel to AiD is Finally here! Faith and Phoenix are teens and enjoying life. But changes and hard choices are coming their way. Please enjoy the Fanix and Faxness. oh...don't forget to enjoy the Drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fang, Max
Dark Romeo by T-Bones158 reviews
AH. Max is finishing her college years and has just broken up with her long time boyfriend Sam. After a long relationship, can she find another to take his spot? Enter Fang, and his band Dark Romeo. What will happen? FAX, Eggy, Nudge/Oc, And MaxII/Oc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Max, Fang
100 things Angel isn't Allowed to do by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
Sequel to 100 things Max Shouldn't/Can't do. Angel, the flock's baby, is a devious little mind reader/controller. What happens when no one is around? What shouldn't Angel be allowed to do? Again, readers can make suggestions :D Read on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Angel - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Samuel Jackson Part 1 Chapter 1 by firyman3 reviews
An epilogue of Percy Jackson's grandson. bad comments wanted!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010
And the Greatest of These is Love by oneoffour111 reviews
An exploration of three eternal things and how they relate to Percabeth, using 1 Corinthians 13:13 as a base.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Angel and the Fledges by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
SEQUEL TO THE WINGS OF WRATH! Summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Emolicious by GenocideOfColors reviews
Max wakes up one morning to Fang singing a strange version of "Fergilicious" and finds out Iggy has a crush on Taylor Lautner. And many other foolish things that 'cause a whole friggin' lot of mayhem. T for paranoia that would make Max jealous.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Blood Ran Red by malitopia reviews
A oneshot when Max receives Mother Nature's Gift while she's at the School.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Leftover Alphabet Soup by Akira43 reviews
A series of oneshots written by me Akira43 , Ninja C, and Tassel 630. No chapter connections, no pairings--merely attempts to amuse and entertain ourselves both ourselves and our readers. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Redbull by Flying Sideways reviews
Ella's very excited for her first babysitting job, watching Angel and Gazzy while everyone else is out. But just before Fang leaves, he gives Ella one rule: do not-under any circumstances- let. Those. Children. Have. Redbull.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ella - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
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Conversations With Me! reviews
I've kidnapped the characters of RA. Check out our conversations, summoning chants, and Halt's Poetry. Yes, I said Halt's Poetry. Rated T beacuse I feel like it. R&R?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Will, Halt
What If? reviews
It's a typical day at the Martinez home for Fang, where random stuff happens, kind of overly funny and maybe OOC. Every chapter ends in a "What If" stupid question. T for debilitating paranoia. Does anyone know where Gazzy and Total are?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Fang
The Proposal reviews
Percy and Annabeth are 21. The title says it all. Tux shopping, Heart to heart talks , Annabeth getting hit on by a creepy dude, this story has it all! T for paranoia. 24,214 views!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Optimism is Overrated reviews
FANG SPOILERS! FANG SPOILERS! Max's feelings after Fang leaves. Songfic to For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic by Paramore T for mild swearing and paranoia
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Max - Complete
Hey There Max reviews
Max has been kidnapped by Itex. Fang won't rest until she is safe. SongFic to Hey There Delilah. R&R. T for Paranoia
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Maximum Christmas Special reviews
It's the 12 Days of Christmas........... Maximum Ride style!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Fang's Birthday reviews
After living with Dr. M for 2 years, its Fang's 16 birthday. what will the flock get him? A car? A motorcycle? Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Fang - Complete