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Joined 10-26-09, id: 2126767, Profile Updated: 02-14-14
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Kuroshitsuji.

Yo. No names, specifics, or life stories here. I'm just your average compulsive, ff reading, chick.

Likes: Blueberry Muffins, Apple Pie, (and many other varieties of pastries). New car smell, A good sneeze, rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens (lol), Musicals, an awesome fight scene, CHOCOLATE (choco choco), A nice long ab-ripping laugh, random screaming, sleeping, chilling with my homies, action romance comedy movies/books, computer nerds, finding a totally bitchin song, long reviews, etc. I have also come to the stunning conclusion that I LOVE TO WRITE OCS. Mostly because it is such a challenge to warm ff readers up to them.

Dislikes: TWILIGHT, posers, Karin (from Naruto. Although I like sasuke a little less now sigh WHY DID HE HAVE TO BECOME SUCH A DUMB BITCH!?), Paris Hilton, Jonas brothers, Hanna Montana/Myley Cyrus, liars, hypocrites, computer viruses, the smell and taste of licorice, stereotypes, twizzlers, those hideous 'scion' cars, Avril Lavigne, the smell of booze, yappy dogs, paranoia, and various other annoyances that I cannot recall. May require updating xD

Pairings: Hellsing: AluxSeras, AluxInt, PipxSeras, MaxwellxIntegra. Naruto:SasuSaku, HinaGaara, NaruHina, HinaSai, JuugoHina, ShikaIno, SuiSaku, DeiSaku. Vampire Knight: ZeroxYuuki, RukaxKain, YorixAido, ShikixRima ( I hate KanamexYuuki. What was the author thinking?! SIBLINGS!? UGH! I don't care if they're vampires...ew.) Kuroshitsuji: Um...yeah I got nothing. Grell is gross and um Ciel is...thirteen people, come on...seriously. No wait! CielxLizzie (suck on that if you don't like it, I think it's cute). Avatar: ZukoxKatara, SokkaxSuki, AangxKatara, SokkaxTai-Lee, TophxAang. Samurai Champloo: FuuXMugen

Movies: POTC (the first one. I must take time out to protest the fourth movie. A.) No Lizzie and Will D:! B.) This new chick played by Penelope Cruz disturbs me very much from what I have heard. She is a hard core pirate, black beard's daughter, Jack's 'childhood friend', Really Hot, is the Captain of her own ship...dear god MARY SUES HAVE INFILTRATED THE BIG SCREEN! GOD HELP US!) , Ice Age, I robot, V for Vendetta, Almost any Jackie Chan or Jet li movie xD, I spy, Ever After, The Italian Job, Shrek, Phantom of the Opera, Vampire Hunter D, Hoodwinked, Tangled, Over the Hedge, 300 (sexy guys drools), Forbidden Kingdom, The Green Hornet, and the list goes on.

Music: Apocolypta, Metallica, Maroon 5, Amber Asylum, Kerli, Andrea Bocelli, Charlie Daniels, MSI (I like my coffee black just like my metal!!), Therion, Sarah Brightman, Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, AEROSMITH, QUEEN, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Etta James, Louis Armstrong, Rascal Flatts, Jason Mraz, Gnarles Barkley, Beatles, Warrant, Elvis Crespo, The Cramps, Scissor Sisters, Bruno Marz (and the assorted list goes on and on. I really have no preference to genre. However you MUST have actual talent.)

Age: ...I'm 4,003 years old.

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Vlad Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

Favorite Quotes:

"I've been to the darkside man...they lied about the cookies...T.T."

"Of course I'm out of my's dark and scary in there."

"Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you oughtta watch out for because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid."

"What I'm thinking about right now involves a machete and a pair of pliers."

"I'm a school girl in love with her senpai!"

"The problem here're talking in math...and I'm listening in stupid."

"This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac."

"Miss Hanes, If you ever find yourself under a flaming building that's about to collapse onto you and someone comes to offer to carry you to safety don't look, don't think, don't hesitate for one moment just...spit in his eye!"

"Luke… I am your father's mother's, brother's, sister's, cousin's, half sister's, nephew's,...ex room-mate."

"You are so gay! You big parfai you flaming one man cabaray!!"

"Hello!! I am your femur! Consider yourself fucked!"

"To die would be a great adventure"

"Pizza Pizza Pie! Every minute, every second PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!"

"Wrong! Your ears you keep and I will tell you that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish...every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'dear GOD what is that thing?' will forever echo in your perfect ears."

"I swear, if you say my mother is hot I will puncture you like a juicebox."


"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."

"Horror: He's insane!!! Fantasy: He's POSSESSED! Adventure: He's MY kinda guy!!! WHOOO!!!" -Page Master

"Though she be but little, yet she is fierce."

Fan Art:

There are two fan arts based on two of my stories.And since I'm a bit technologically impaired (I'm a writer not a techie D'x) I'll just hope the links can let you see them.

Kitten is Angry: cielphantomhivesgirl drew her own sketch of Ivy. http:// www . deviant art . com /art/ Ivy -Ashcroft-279625196

The Bigger Picture: Tsuki-no-Rakuen made me very happy x3 http :// tsuki-no-rakuen . deviantart . com /art/ Fanfiction-Art-188087287

Once again I'm not sure if those will help but remember to remove the spaces

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The Opal and the Genie by LoweFantasy reviews
Zelda is in love with handsome and charming Jeremy, yet her chances to be with him seem ruined when she is forced into an arranged marriage with the Desert War hero Link attempts to win her heart, Link tells her stories gathered from his adventures.But can he convince her to accept him as her husband before it's too late and Zelda's 'true' love re-enters into the picture?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Link, Zelda
Jasmine by Yorushike reviews
AU, Katara, traveling companion of the Avatar, had always dreamed of the day the war would end, but she had never thought that she would be forced to marry Firelord Zuko, who was said to have killed his own father, for this to happen. Zuko had no other goal than to repent for his sins and bring peace to the world, even if both his allies and enemies feared and hated him. Zutara,
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 295,021 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Zuko, Katara, Ursa - Complete
Wisdom Tooth by FlowerPrincessoftheUniverse reviews
An ordinary morning in the Phantomhive household goes haywire when Ciel grows a wisdom tooth. His toothache leads to a ban on all his favorite desserts, and Ciel must resort to manipulation and trickery to sate his sugary desires... No yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Seduction by Mia Fitzpatrick reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has decided that his second wife will be someone intelligent, sensible and independent. He already had the perfect candidate. The only problem was Sakura Haruno refuses to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,138 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Domina Esques by Shu of the Wind reviews
Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Shiroijijo by Darkening Light 666 reviews
DISCONTINUED I never believed myself one to fall in love; it was a useless human emotion. But here I am, falling in love with one creature that grates on my nerves more than anyone else in Heaven, Hell or Earth. What am I supposed to do? Sebastian/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,418 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sebastian M.
The Gray Winged Creature by Seasnake reviews
The cult that killed Ciel has created a girl that is half-angel and half-demon to end the world. Aliya comes to live at the Phantomhive house because it was Sebastian's blood used to create her. Now Sebastian has to raise a daughter he doesn't want.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,215 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond by Ennauethys reviews
An unbreakable bond created through the threads of darkness as they engulf the light of a soul, marking him for eternity as he chooses to stay in his darkness and embrace it. Through our actions the honesty of light creates the indifference of darkness.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Elizabeth M., Sebastian M.
The Caoilfhionn River Case by child-dragon reviews
Woman detective Bridget Therris is hired by a mysterious Lord from Ireland. It's an easy job with little danger. But Ciel and Sebastian have been asked to look into the Lord's intentions... and Bridget is going to get in their way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Seaglass by screennameless reviews
At some point, Mugen gets a little less rough around the edges. Post-series. Sequel to "Rough Men."
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
A Demon's Heart by Tsuki Yosuke reviews
Maylene has always liked Sebastian Michaelis, the esteemed, perfect Phantomhive butler. But after the fire Pluto caused, she seems to be the only one left alive. When Sebastian returns, it's a blessing to Maylene...or is it? A Sebastian x Maylene fanfic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin
Mommy Seras and Daddy Alucard by Orchideia reviews
After finding and adopting an abandoned baby boy raised by Alucard and Seras , Hellsing encounters a new enemy linked directly to the boy's past. A Russian family seeks to destroy Nicholas in a vampiric power struggle. Will Nicholas defeat them? AxS, IxOC Rated M for violence, gore, mild nudity and profanity.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,554 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Alucard, Seras
The Green Lady by Raggedy Nib reviews
A few decades have gone by since Integra's passing. Now all that remains is Seras, her master, and the upcoming war over the existence of their race. A breakthrough in medicine gives the living world a scare...and Seras a sense of hope for her kind.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Seras, Alucard
Rough Men by screennameless reviews
Fuu finally stumbles on a teahouse that feels like home. Post-series.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Ghost of a Rose by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
Kill me, she said. He didn't. Maybe it's a good thing he didn't, after all. Demonic shenanigans, some violence, a dash of angst, and a myriad of some minor disturbing notions in-between. Post-series.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Hannah A., Sebastian M.
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Libera Me by DrizztsAngel reviews
Ciel wants to know about Sebastian's former contracts. Sebastian relates the tale of the contract that affected him the most. Not yaoi. Ciel x Lizzie if you squint. Sebastian x OC. Rated M for safety.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,488 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sebastian's greatest fear by bleedingRose11 reviews
There are things that even a high ranking demon like Sebastian fear, he will tremble in its presence, and that thing has arrived in the Phantomhive Manor, and the butler will not let his Master know, but will it stay a secret forever?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8634 - Favs: 5,827 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Princess for a Day by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Watch out for them elderly ladies: they just might make your object of affection... or obsession... notice you. Pure, unadulterated crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin - Complete
Ask Sebastian! by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
Sebastian Michaelis, the incredibly talented, superbly sexy, and amazingly intellectual demon butler is here and ready to answer your questions. Sebastian: Oh you flatter me, Young Mistress *bows*.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sebastian M.
From Leaf to Flower by Unknown Artist of Hanagakure reviews
It had been serendipitous. All of it. Even the unexpected results. But now, Sakura is trying to move on from her sins. To look towards the rise of her own village and take care of her people. To create an artist's paradise: Hanagakure. Rate change J.I.C.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,626 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Making Lemonade by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Willow is a newly-turned fledgling, and she’s smart enough to know that any vampire in England is considered a threat to the Hellsing organization. As the saying goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. But will they accept her? AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,930 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Days Gone By by Raven-Leigh reviews
Alucard comes back after thirty years to find an aging Integra and a more world-wise Seras. Time marches on, never ceasing and the organization is passed on to someone that abuses it. Alucard/aging!Integra, later Alucard/Seras. Past Pip/Seras implied.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alucard, Integra
The Great Exchange by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Sakura here. After failing to get Sasuke-kun back home, I had Tsunade switch us with a body transfer. Now I gotta get myself and his team home without being assaulted by Karin or killed by Juugo and Suigetsu. Easy as pie. Sakura POV, Hebi crack, uh-oh...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
31 Ways to annoy Sebastian by AliceInDeadLand reviews
Exactly what the title says. 31 ways to annoy everyone's favourite demon/butler. Please read and tell me what you think
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Of Fear and Women by Guttersnipe reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Thief by twitch and spaz reviews
Sakura should have known stealing Sasuke's sword probably hadn't been the best idea. SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Kitten is Angry reviews
"The Phantomhive Manor can be a dangerous place...even for halfbreeds like you."..."Is that a threat Mister Michaelis?"..."Time will tell little one." REVISION COMPLETED MY MUFFINS! Please point out any mistakes!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,115 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sebastian M.
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Bigger Picture reviews
A take on our favorite hunter, D. Told from the pov of one of the very kind he hates. A catty, slightly immature, stubborn vampiress that plays tag-along for the mission of a life-time. Can D put his hatred of her kind aside, will they strangle eachother?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,658 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009
Crazy in Love reviews
Team Kakashi has finally captured Uchiha Sasuke and his renegade band of missing-nins. The Rookie 9 can't get anymore enthusiastic. Hyugga Hinata can't help but share their happiness. But among this team is a fascinating shinobi who needs her expertise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,368 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Hinata H., Juugo