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Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 6,470 - Follows: 7,984 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Drinking Tea and Waiting by Kimberly T reviews
After the war, Iroh retired to Ba Sing Se. Retired; yeah, right... There's another reason why he didn't become the Fire Lord, and it's got nothing to do with jasmine or ginseng.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8051 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Moon And The Sun by Rashaka reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring Katara, Zuko, and sometimes KataraZuko. Tone and theme will vary from humor to drama. #48 - Tea & Sympathy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Katara, Zuko
then you come crashing in by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It ends like these things always do: with that one guy who's in love with this other girl and first hearing about it from Edwin of all people. Derek/Casey. Casey/Jesse. Derek/OC. One Shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,324 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
straight black lines by Mira-Jade reviews
He never did forgive Nick Fury for bloodying up his trading cards. Not during that first week, anyway. SPOILERS, and fix-it fic for the film.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
a mirror, darkly by Silver Pard reviews
Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Wake of Wreckage by MorgannaLeFae reviews
He bound them together. In life and in death. They'll have to pick up the pieces after he's gone. But for just now, they'll pretend. AU. Oneshot. Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by Alemantele reviews
In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All Through The Night by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Maybe this isn't all bad, Petunia tries to convince herself. Maybe it will keep him safe. Hidden. Who would look for a child in a cupboard? Not she, nobody she knows, and hopefully no dark wizard."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D.
The Citadel by Smellybovine reviews
A short poem.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Song of Stone by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zuko - Complete
All She Is Not by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Challenge response. She will never understand him, and she is sure the feeling is mutual, so why does she feel... this?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Morrigan, Alistair - Complete
The Alternative by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
What if the battle at Ostagar had been won, Jowan had never taken up blood magic, or Zevran had been caught by the Crows? Fourteen AU shorts, answering these questions and more.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
take me screaming by with the monsters reviews
She plays games with hearts and her health and tends to turn up on her brother's doorstep smelling of alcohol and a stranger's aftershave. - — Lilycentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Acquired and the Innate by elenathehun reviews
Or: Ten times Toph learned something from another person, and one thing she learned all by herself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Toph - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Forever Young by nicnac918 reviews
AU. Sugar and spice and everything nice/That's what little girls are made of. But who wants to be a five year old superhero forever?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Omega Noire by The Naked Pen reviews
A dead body on Omega isn't unusual. For Garrus Vakarian, it's routine. As he investigates, he's drawn ever deeper into the seedy underbelly of Omega, and the case won't let go. First person; basically, detective noir meets Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drabblethon 2010 by Jakia reviews
One writer's journey in procrastination. Now simply a collection of drabbles, ranging from genre to genre, for any character and pairing requested. Various. Updated whenever.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010
A Kiss for Surana and Other Not Quite Stories by will-o-whisper reviews
Vignettes and drabbles from the world of Dragon Age. May contains spoilers for all games and DLC.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Post Mortem of a Relationship by otherhawk reviews
Surviving a break-up is easier with friends. Failing that, there's always alcohol. Male mage Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Maker Damnit, Anders! by College Fool reviews
Because everyone's said it at least once.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Anders - Complete
Could She Really ? by Anaeli Faller reviews
Everything comes with a price. Morrigan's price? Alistar. However, as Anaeli stands outside his door... she hesitates. Can she really ask the man she loves to sleep with another woman? Rating: T; may go up; ignore inner summary.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Shades of Grey by Miri1984 reviews
Aedan Cousland orders Alistair executed and marries Anora in order to Rule Ferelden after the Blight. But plans go awry and sometimes you can't predict the outcomes of your own actions. Rated M for sex and Violence. Darker than most of my fics! Cover Art by Cave-Fatuam
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,705 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alistair, Leliana - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Zuko does not survive Azula's lightning strike. A year later, those who knew him are still haunted by thoughts of everything that could have been. Written for the Avatarbigbang mini-bang challenge. Dark, tearbending warning
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
the sun also rises by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Every Sunday, when Casey has her advanced pottery class at the Y, Derek smokes cigarettes out by the river and thinks, which turns out to be far more dangerous an occupation than he had originally presumed.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Matches to Paper Dolls by Mechanical Orange reviews
It's all too perfect when their eyes meet, and all too familiar when it doesn't last. Some people are doomed from the start.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Midnight Weary by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Alternative by Lunatique reviews
Part of the reason Zuko was so driven to be Firelord was because of the alternative. A scene from Zuko's childhood, with Uncle Iroh prominently featured.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Subterfuge by Tazmainian Devil reviews
The last tactical meeting Zuko ever attends is a complete disaster and goes perfectly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
The Slow Path by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Eight years after the fall of Ozai, Aang returns to the friends he left behind - Taang, Zutara, Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,781 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
that's just the way things are by JacksonFrost reviews
And they're fooling themselves if they think they can make this -whatever- last. -NarcissaJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - James P., Narcissa M. - Complete
and love is not a victory march by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Zoe, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the new pilot. Pre-series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The James Dean Job by FaithDaria reviews
Sometimes the Leverage crew has to go to specialists for some of their props. AU for SPN after 5.22
Crossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Tea by KaliShu reviews
Inara never expected to become the ship's de-facto mother. But she knows who is at her shuttle door by the sound of their knocks.
Crossover - Firefly & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Inara - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
As Time Passes By by A Dirty Little Secret reviews
"The dawn of your new nation will come as quickly as the sun has set on your father's empire." Zuko's first year as Fire Lord does not go as he expects. ZukoxKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Skin Deep by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Her friends think her head is full of nothing but fluff and her smile vapid, empty. They have no idea what that even means.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
That No One Sees, A Subtle Kiss by Rashaka reviews
So many lessons to learn. ONE-SHOT SEASON 2 AU. "It's a scar." He looked at her sideways, then at the cave wall, and added, "It can't be healed."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Tragedy, Mine Alone by joe6991 reviews
Twenty years after the end of the Dark War and the world has changed. There is no such thing as a hero, and if there was, Harry Potter certainly would not be one. A dark accounting is forged in the truth and tragedy buried amidst the ruins of ascension.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Last Warden by bamftastik reviews
What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,334 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Father Figure by JessicaJones reviews
"It's not how you die that's important," he said. "It's how you live." Nine moments in Duncan's life.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Duncan - Complete
Dandelions by Acid and Sinick reviews
An Auror on the frontlines of a long-running war lives day-to-day. It's all too easy to lose hope. Amid the deadly work of hunting horcruxes, Harry learns to hold on: to hope and to a Death Eater only he knows is a deep cover agent. Harry & Snape romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Gravity of Grief by What Ithacas Mean reviews
Anora, post-Landsmeet. This is *Ferelden* , and it is dying by inches.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Anora - Complete
dulce et decorum est by Static Lull reviews
The first Order —- these sympathetic gestures, they're all in vain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Heroes are Overrated by Jakia reviews
AU. Four times Alistair and Elissa could have fallen in love, even if they hadn't been the last two Grey Wardens of Ferelden. Four chapters. Alistair x Cousland.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
How to lose your dignity in 5 acts by otherhawk reviews
No matter how cool you are sometimes things just don't go your way.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Danny - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 462 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Sweetheart by OtakuLibra reviews
Winona knows what it means to be alone. And that tends to screw things up. Winona/George, Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Winona K., J. Kirk - Complete
The Dragon King by Jakia reviews
Or, Three Dragons Alistair Slays, or Three Times Alistair is The Hero. AUish. Alistair/vague f!PC, for your convenience.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Off Into the Sunset by Lady Altair reviews
If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Hope by Jakia reviews
How to lose everything, and how to find it again. Greagoir/Wynne, Cullen/Amell. Greagoir Wynne Cullen theory. Loose companion piece to Obsession.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Greagoir, Cullen - Complete
The Boy by missick93 reviews
You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. You were the boy in the house next door who made me wish I’d never been born. More accurately, that you’d never been born. A short Calvin/Susie drabble.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Relative Gold by Dayspring reviews
AU. Dean's life goes in a whole other direction when Sam supposedly dies at age four. But while on the Shooting Team in the 2004 Olympics, Dean meets a tall, shaggy-haired swimmer. Can the yellow-eyed demon be far behind?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,972 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Slipstream by Speakfire reviews
Alistair sinks his sword into the Archdemon and suddenly, everything changes.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alistair - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Bottle Understanding by Potterworm reviews
If Snape hadn't transferred his grudges onto a student, and Harry hadn't hated his professor as a result, they wouldn't have been friends or allies, but perhaps there would have been a grudging respect between them. A.U., covers all seven years
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Home and the World by deews reviews
Rand wonders who found these people and broke their normal reactions to terrifying situations bone. // The short career of Janice Rand. Slight Kirk/Spock, mentions of Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Obsession by Jakia reviews
Desire breeds madness, breeds obsession, breeds hatred. Cullen, Amell, and one man’s descent into chaos. fem!Amell/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Amell, Cullen
The Sundered Sword by callalili reviews
It’s a draining thing, a demon’s kiss—-even from a demon who looks like a girl he used to love." The Tower is crumbling, and Cullen is caught in a demon's cage. /One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Cullen - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by devilherdue reviews
Companion piece to "The Shape of Things to Come." -- A look at a MC/Alistair relationship through the eyes of Riordan, Loghain, and Duncan. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Always by callalili reviews
He's a Templar, meant to guard mages and to guard against them, and the first part of his duty is no less important than the second. Cullen/Amell, written for Bladesworn.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Amell - Complete
Ever by callalili reviews
Five times when he's a good dog, and once when he isn't. A sort-of prequel to Crisium's "What We Become" from Dog's perspective.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dog - Complete
Origin Romances by Jakia reviews
Before they were Grey Wardens, they were women, with romantic dreams pinned on something more than the bastard prince or Antivan assassin. Drabbles. Amell/Cullen, Cousland/Gilmore, Aeducan/Gorim, Mahariel/Tamlen, Tabris/Soris, Brosca/Leske
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Electric by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick and Iceman, due to unforeseen circumstances, are forced to live together. Iceman sees it as a chance to get Maverick to straighten up his act, but he's the one who winds up bending. Iceman/Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Seedling by LaughableBlackStorm reviews
He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Autassassinophilia by leoandsnake reviews
It's a hot night and Iceman and Maverick set out to make it hotter. One-shot.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Erotomania by leoandsnake reviews
... "I guess I see what I want and I go after it." Iceman's pushing Maverick away, and Maverick's pushing right back. One-shot, Iceman/Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
desperately wanting by H.K.Nadia reviews
Drabble. Pity the hero who needs the nation. Harry/Teddy. Kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
With A Mighty Crash by leoandsnake reviews
Maverick gets tired of waiting for Charlie to give it up and goes after the boy he's sort of had his eye on. Cracktastic Iceman/Maverick, slutty!Maverick.
Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Practicality by Anna Nigma reviews
All the times Harry could have done things the easy way but didn't. Hello common sense. Rated for safety. No pairings. Chapter 3: Because if you're going to go to a teacher in a crisis why the hell would you pick Lockhart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Kite Flying Woman of the Dragon's Teeth by Becca Stareyes reviews
An Earth Kingdom smuggler tells a war story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Zuko, Ursa - Complete
And Lightning Strikes by that dark-haired girl reviews
Parvati stays away from all tropical fruits, save pineapples, because of this. - Twenty facts about Parvati Patil, in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Parvati P., Anthony G. - Complete
Regulations by Inyri Ascending reviews
There are regs for a reason. Pre-Virmire. FemShepard, hints of Shepard x Alenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
the heritage classic by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
In an unprecedented third period turnabout, Casey and Derek stop fighting. Chaos ensues.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
What You Call Winter by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
She's never more beautiful than at those moments. He burns her sometimes. And sometimes... he makes her glow. Emily/Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Emily - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Theories About Nuclear Winter by hollycomb reviews
When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Avatar Characters by Myah reviews
A collection of fanfiction tributes. We fanfiction writers have done a lot with the Avatar cast: here's a summary of some of them- and the ways we made fun of, insulted, injured, loved, or just kept true to the essence of each character.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Nicnivin by henchgirl reviews
Be careful what you wish for. Dean tangles with a faery queen. Then he tangles with his family.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Home by Acid and Sinick reviews
Since childhood Harry had dreamed of a home of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five Conversations Dean Winchester Never Had by Victoria Hughes reviews
On his way back to New Orleans, Dean gets a phone call he never expected. Now he's off to Palo Alto to meet Sam's ... fiancee? Pre season-1, AU fic. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Book One: Water by aliwildgoose reviews
A season in drabbles. Too many characters to name! Various pairings hinted at, but mostly this is gen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Adaptation by aliwildgoose reviews
In which young Zuko disapproves of "Love Amongst the Dragons" the tale of Princess Soza, Avatar Kuro, and a love that was never meant to be
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
AshShaytan by Novocain reviews
You think you have read this story before, but this is not that story. There is no heroic, self-conscious boy, and the bossy Mudblood never does have friends. The freckled boy never comes out of his brothers’ shadows, and - but that would be telling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P.
Stars Not of Silver, But Tin by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Grasp Only Your Whiskey Bottle by Novocain reviews
She is a very clever girl. Written for Saphira.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 469 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Eulogy by Katowisp reviews
The Prince is dead. Long live the Prince.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Zuko, Iroh
Speeding Cars by cupid-painted-blind reviews
What if our luck has all run out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - N. Tonks - Complete
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
How to Lose at Life by Novocain reviews
He remembers being naive enough to think that death is the worst thing that can happen to a person, but it is a distant, faded memory. Written for Cateagle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
An Anniversary by Tajjas reviews
An ex-Deatheater walks into a bar...well, actually he's already in the bar. And slightly drunk. Short snippet of a depressed Severus a few years after the war on an important day. AU, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Kartong by Novocain reviews
Once upon a time would be nice, but Lavender knew better than fairytales a long time ago. Her cheeks hurt. Requested by Vanir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Lavender B. - Complete
Affinity by evadere reviews
She didn’t need to see to understand. Spoilers for Western Air temple.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Whose Hearts Are Mountains by Rashaka reviews
Zuko and Katara come together one warm afternoon under circumstances not made for ancient Water ballads or great Fire tales: they meet in a ventilation duct. Oneshot, rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Piano by Wolf Maid reviews
Angsty Dean. 'No one ever expect that Dean plays the piano.' Sam stumbles upon Dean playing the piano, not realizing he knew how.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Charity and Red Wine by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Narcissa knows exactly what death tastes like. [Narcissa kills five people. One shot. Dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Bright the Day by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Gevær by Novocain reviews
[He was angry, he was bitter, and he wanted to slaughter Voldemort, Voldemort's minions, and said minions' children just to be thorough. Luckily, Harry had a gun.] Request fic for DarkHercules.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Stars by Metrocarded reviews
Calvin knows something isn't right. He just can't figure out what.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Saturday Night by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The truth is, by the way, that I care about a lot of things, just not you. [Sirius irons a few things out with Regulus. Sort of. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Verskillend by Novocain reviews
[Harry doesn’t realize reality until he sees a redhead falling to the mud with a soundless cry, until the girl isn’t standing beside Harry anymore because her throat is sliced open and a splatter of her blood is all over his face.] Three different paths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
The Walk by N16 reviews
Harry is reminded of himself as he tries to deal with teenage Teddy, who is angry about his lack of parents. Against his better judgment, Harry decides to share with Teddy some information about Remus and about the war. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Bad by Silver Pard reviews
Once upon a time, the wolf was the winner.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
It Doesn't Take a Prophecy by Brenn.K reviews
Harry’s caught by Severus, yet again. But, this goes just slightly different than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Storm by Gridmaster reviews
Caught in a summer storm and locked out of her house, Cindy can only think of one place to keep dry.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 437 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ron's Discovery by fruit17 reviews
Ron Weasley was never exactly a sensitive bloke. But when he discovers his best friend's bestkept secret, he has a lot of growing up to do. It's time Ron begins to understand his wife, his friends, and just what it means to be a hero. HD, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 743 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Impasse by BJA Fan reviews
[Teen Titans Crossover] ' The problem with immortality, ' he breathes in her ear, ' is that it's far too lonely a way to live. ' [Raven x Danny]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
He Will Walk With The Immortal by Oldach's Dream reviews
If House really were dying, I think this might be how the world would remember him. Set sometime after Halfwit, but not directly connected to that episode. Slight Huddy. Strong HouseWilson friendship. OneShot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Wish Your Heart Makes by Vathara reviews
Vlad gets a glimpse of what could have been, had the first portal blown up differently... Crossover with Gargoyles. And shameless fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Perfect Spy by manic-intent reviews
Perfect spy series: several short fics taking place after Casino Royale. 004 thinks of ten points that make up the perfect spy. [Bond x Villiers, slash]
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ticking by Shibby-One reviews
What if, instead of giving Danny powers, the ectoplasmic shock just ended his life instead? And what if Clockwork witnessed the entire event, moment by moment, with the ticking of the clocks? [Oneshot].
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adagio for the Revolution by may flyer reviews
Theirs was a long, cold war. Futurefic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Tomorrow by Kawaii-lyn reviews
A series of Zutara oneshots and drabbles, each uniquely different and original in their own rights. Some are fluff, some are humour, some are ... what I pray is something relative to deep. Enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
White Admiral by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. AU. What if Jack Sparrow was an Admiral? Sparrington, Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
XX: Not a Love Story by guns and butter reviews
This is the story of the boys who loved you, take three and end scene. It walks like a duck. It talks like a duck. It is sure as hell not a duck. JPSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
To Stopper Death by unlikely2 reviews
There is something strange about Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by opalish reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Conversations over a Gun Box and a Road Map by BlueIris08 reviews
Post 'Dead Man's Blood,' with Dean, John, and a guest appearance by Sam. Summary: 'Maybe if John had confronted it right then, things would have gone differently. But he couldn't ask without tipping his hand.'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
A More Civil View by Adrian Tullberg reviews
How DC would handle a certain situation in Marvel ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Glowing Rime by Muffytaj reviews
COMPLETE, ALL 30! This is my collection of 30 kisses challenge fiction. They run from short, to long, and spawn across every known genre. ZukoxKatara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Inroads by Rashaka reviews
Full, longer version of what was previously a drabble. Katara is trying to figure out the newest person in their group, but it's a slow process.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Fifty Paper Hearts by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She made paper hearts. They were small and lined and imperfect, but on each she wrote a name, a number and a date, and dropped them into the empty grate. She'd burn them when they meant something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Silence by Big D on a Diet reviews
One Shot AU. Set in the future. A look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Play This Hand by Muffytaj reviews
A look at how each character of Avatar fits into the Major Arcana of the Tarot deck.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Katara - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 308 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
48th by Otabe Yatsuhashi reviews
It had been Katara’s 48th capture by Zuko. She wonders when Aang and Sokka will finally get the picture. [ZukoxKatara] very slight onesided [AangxKatara]. First Avatar fic. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Emperors & Queens by Mystikat reviews
Fifty ways in fifty sentences to bring a Fire Nation Prince and a Water Tribe Peasant together. [Zuko x Katara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
He Never Moved On by Spear and Magic Helmet reviews
Severus leaves Harry for another....and goes on with his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In Principia by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
What cost, fate? Preslash, HPSS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 220 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Truth and Convenient Lies by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
“People don’t really care about the truth.” She told him.... “They’d rather have convenient lies.”
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2005
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Expenses by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Rated 'R' For language. A sequel to 'Running.' Hannah learns an important lesson.
Without a Trace - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Perils of Demonology by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
HP Good Omens crossover. Lord Voldemort thought that summoning a demon would be an easy way of getting hold of the contents of that elusive prophesy. Lord Voldemort was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Press Conference by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
A cross-over with Carol O'Connell's 'Mallory' novel series. The FBI gets some of its own back.
Without a Trace - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Just A Word by Saucie reviews
She says You-Know-Who's name now. He hates it. (Ron's PoV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Off Day by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Following Martin on a day off. Stand alone, complete.
Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
The Mathematician's Premise by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Severus Snape needs to bring Harry Potter back to Hogwarts. One would think it would be easier. Preslash. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Insomnia by S. Thanatos reviews
Much like that creepy girl from 'The Ring', he doesn't sleep. He doesn't really need to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P.
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre reviews
No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wednesday by Northlight reviews
"Wednesday's child is full of woe." Petunia fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
Before Woman by Poison Ivory reviews
"She's always hated to see couples in love..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2002
Scorpion Grass by Sunfreak reviews
Harry finds himself alone with a certain icy rival and strange things arise. Slash and other good stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Legend by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry lives and he breathes and they love him for it. And Draco can't be far behind. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Subjected To Rumor by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pink Dreams by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Barbie and Ken are planning to celebrate 40 years of going steady, but is everything really perfect in the Dream House? Yes, it's Barbie slash.
Bratz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Complete
Stalling by Heidi Patacki reviews
After graduation, Helga spends her last night in town with Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2001
Elsewhere by afrai reviews
Draco eats dinner. Narcissa contemplates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2001 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete