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Joined 10-26-09, id: 2127069, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Coucou!

Fictivement, je m'appelle Colbie Caprice. Je suis âgée de 20 ans (ouff, ça fait vieux! Je ne m'y habitue pas encore, loll) et de toutes mes dents. Je suis une petite Québécoise qui passe le 3/4 de sa vie à l'université et le reste sur Fanfiction!

J'ai été absente du monde merveilleux de l'écriture de fictions pendant environ 2 ans but Colbie is back, b*tch!

En espérant que vous aimerez mes tites histoires!

J'adore tout ce qui est en lien avec la protection animale, les langues étrangères, mon amoureux, mes cours universitaires et l'écriture :)

J'ai une obsession avec le personnage de Severus Snape, je dois l'avouer. En fait, j'ai une obsession avec le monde sorcier au grand complet de J.K Rowling... Oops!

Toutefois, je suis terriblement obsédée par le monde de Naruto depuis quelques mois!

Pleins de bisous les lapins, des reviews pour mes histoires et que l'année 2013 soit prospère pour chacun d'entre vous! :)

Colbie C. -xxx-

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So Very Special by LibraMoon reviews
Their love started in the most unusual of circumstances. An owl, a pair of knickers, and brown paper. FlintxBell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Katie B., Marcus F.
What Doesn't Kill You by StarkBlack reviews
COMPLETED 1/29/16 Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a dangerous and enlightening mission. Unfortunately, this mission could have serious emotional as well as physical ramifications. Warnings: BDSM, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,534 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus had never called Lily Mudblood? What if Potter's deliberate bullying had never managed to break them up? What if they decided to get married and have children despite the turbulent times? Not J. Potter friendly. Please read and review. This story is AU and is NOT canon-compliant. Image is from Dorian Gray and credited to Alliance and Ealing Studio, 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 358,504 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 160,441 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
If You Needed Somebody by Alethea27 reviews
What if Lily was engaged to James, but in love with Sev? What if Severus didn't return her feelings at first? This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Please read and review. Image is credited to dancingcarrot21 at deviantart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,702 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
L'alphabet du Snack by Sombraline reviews
Sirius et Severus au travers des lettres de l'alphabet. Des petits Snack à grignoter tranquillement, humoristiques ou angstueux, fluffy ou amers...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Things My Little Brother Asks by Dana-Eliza reviews
Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Rookie Roulette by pusa.is.me reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring the Rookie Nine, Team Gai, the Sand Siblings, and Sai. Nineteenth shot: Sai, Tenten: "Neji-san's penis is too big." Tenten burst out laughing. After all, this would all sound so wrong from anyone but Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,987 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai - Complete
Hermione the Slut by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Derrière un masque by Feather Pen Soul reviews
Après une énième dispute, la relation entre Marcus et Oliver change radicalement. Ils devront faire face à des sentiments contradictoires sans savoir où cela les mènera.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Paging Dr Bell by zArkham reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,568 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
Juste une question de temps by Tirelipimpon sur le Chihuahua reviews
'Mais moi, là...je fais quoi ici'-...Tu récupères de l'attaque du serpent de Voldemort. Tu t'en rappelles pas? Ça nous a pris assez de temps pour te tirer d'affaire sous le regard de Dumbledore-sinon, tu penses...- alors fais au moins un effort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,106 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Long Time, Highly Awaited by MinakoTrickster reviews
For a year she had been plagued with dreams of a hungry mouth and eager hands. Sleep had been both a haven and a curse. Her frustrations are mounting and believing her sanity in question is just when her dream lover strikes. Who is it? Second in Unexpected Verse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Tenten - Complete
Love Sparks From The Dying Ember by HatefulRodeo reviews
Draco cheats and leaves Harry hurt and heartbroken. Cue Marcus Flint's entrance and slash abounds. Sorry I do not feel like writing a long winded summary so read and enjoy! Obviously, their will be Yoai, OOC characters and this story is A/U and throws the epilogue out the window. Mentioned past Draco/Harry and developing Marcus/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Harry P., Marcus F.]
Hidden Camera by Cheating Death reviews
Naruto thinks he's a genius for sneakily having a camera installed into Sakura's shower for his own perverted pleasure. However, he didn't realize that Hinata was staying at Sakura's house for the night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Mission by Bouncy cat reviews
Iruka goes on a mission with Asuma, Ibiki and Kakashi. Will be KakaIru yaoi eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,273 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
It Goes Like This by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
The four wizards sat watching the young woman from their table at the café. It had been unseasonably warm, resulting in the afternoons being perfect for witch-watching. Opting to play a bit of hard-to-get, she squared her shoulders and walked through the door of the shoe shop, wearing a slight smile in plain view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Hermione G., Marcus F.
Four Ears by TheSexySloth reviews
What happens whenever Logan gets kicked out of college -for the second time- and gets a job at Bob's Burgers? (Older Louigan. Be nice, first Louigan story!)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014
Big Dicks Come Quick by Allee des Embrumes reviews
Draco a une théorie. Harry va se faire un plaisir de lui démontrer qu il a tort. SLASH ! EXPLICITE !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,136 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Triangles by TjRythum reviews
a mission gone wrong, one mending friendship while a new one buds to life and two love interests who seem to hate each others guts. Iruka's life will never be normal, but then, he wouldn't want it to be. Yoai, three-some pairing KakashixIrukaxIbiki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,560 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Iruka U., Ibiki M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rabbit Ears by The Cool Zacharie reviews
"Some say she was born with her head covered. Barely anyone outside the family has seen her without it. Anyone else who's seen Louise without her precious rabbit ears hasn't lived to tell the tale." Short drabble about Louise and her irremovable hat.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Always by GreenGirl111 reviews
"After all this time?" "Always." The hidden scenes of Snape and Lily through Hogwarts. Snape/Lily, Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 27,899 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
It all started with a visit to gringotts by celenia reviews
Trad de jadedragon36. Voldemort est mort, Harry est enfin diplômé et est prêt à vivre sa vie. Mais son monde est tourné à l'envers quand il découvre que ses amis sont des ennemis et ses ennemis des amis. SLASH. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,015 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shikamaru's Double Dip - A Series of Hard Yaoi PWP's by HatefulRodeo reviews
There really is no way to summarize this story. All I can say is it's a series of Hard Yaoi PWP's featuring Shikamaru paired with other Naruto characters; sometimes Shika will be Seme, sometimes he'll be Uke. The pairings in chapter order are Shika/Chō, Shika/Neji, Kashi/Shika, Sasu/Shika and Itachi/Shika. Seme/Uke in that order. Warnings Inside; Please Read Them! Complete For Now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
Trapped at a Hot Spring! by RinneganNumber5 reviews
Tsunade sends Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba and Sasuke on a mission to find her lost treasure. Somehow they end up at a Hot Spring and discover a little too much along the way... Lemon, Yaoi ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Kiba I.
Beginnings by kerriclifford240879 reviews
When does a relationship really begin? When does it really end? And why does it twist us up inside, until right and wrong are no longer distinguishable?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,448 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Marcus F., Katie B.
Of Knock Knock Jokes And Smeared Lipstick by RainaValentinexx reviews
In which a socially awkward and oblivious kazekage attempts to woo a certain bluenette with horrible jokes and terrible pick-up lines. Hinata clicked her tongue, "You sure have a weird way of flirting." Gaara rose the-area-where-his-right-eyebrow-would-be-if-he-ha d-a-right-eyebrow, "Is it working?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Ninjutsu in the Bedroom by Armageddon Angel reviews
A story in which the kunoichis learn that, one, their boyfriends all use ninjutsus in their lovemaking and, two, that of all the girls, shy, innocent Hyuuga Hinata has the best sex life of them all. A frank, nonjudgmental look at the sex lives of Naruto and Hinata and the sex lives of other Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Unexpected Infatuation by PotterheadHeartbeats reviews
The Durmstrang boys, and famous Quidditch seeker, Viktor Krum travel to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the Triwizard Tournament. Everything seems to be going just the way it usually is until Viktor begins falling for a certain Muggle-born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 842 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11534 - Favs: 9,089 - Follows: 6,523 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Une sorte de lien by Papillusion reviews
Severus et Lily, ils sentent qu'ils s'éloignent, sentent qu'ils se perdent. Soudain Lily émet une idée. Est-ce à cause du froid, du sentiment d'impuissance ou de l'ennui ? Toujours est-il que Severus s'en souviendra toute sa vie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Invisible by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
They said the way to a man's heart was his stomach. So why couldn't she get Naruto to notice her as something more than just the simple town cook? Naruto/Ayame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Teeth by Beck-dono reviews
He said nothing but he kissed me. He kissed me so fiercely that I lost my breath. I forgot everything in the world. There was only him. He was my world. Zabuza/Haku; Haku's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Bernerner's Inc by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
This story is everywhere! SasuNaru, NaruSasu, what have you. Plot for KibaKankuro which is the main side pair, some KakashiIruka and a little Itachi, Deidara and Sasori fighting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Rendez-là moi ! by Lacrimosa Van Ray reviews
Le cri retentit dans tout le manoir : - T'es méssant ! Voldemort haussa un sourcil, dubitatif : - C'est normal Potter, je suis le méchant. Je suis Voldemort. - Volde-quoi ? Oh misère … LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,410 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
And Twice On Sundays by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 328,711 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Payback by Kieren reviews
In which Hyuuga Hinata takes a call in nothing but a bath towel, and Gaara gets his just desserts - er, deserts. GaaHina. AU. [One-shot] [Mature content. Please heed rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Let us talk about them by Bambinette-sama reviews
Du thé, des gâteaux,un bon snack... Que demander de plus? Rating et genres divers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Sous la cape by CattyPiou reviews
La théorie selon laquelle la véritable nature d'une personne n'est révélée que lorsque l'on découvre ses sous-vêtements s'applique-t-elle aussi à Severus Snape ? Harry aurait dû réfléchir avant de faire ce foutu pari ! [Edit 06/01/2013 : Apres un trop long hiatus, la fic va officiellement reprendre.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
She was not his type by I like angst reviews
She was not his type, and damn it if he had to repeat it for the hundredth time. Kankuro X ? T for language and inuendo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Until You Ask by Kitsune1978 reviews
It all started with rejection. With her hand pushing him away firmly, with her sleepily mumbled irritation, with her calm, deep, ignorant breathing while he was lying near, trembling with need... Human as they come, irrational or not, he couldn't leave it as it was, feeling compelled to take even the slightest revenge. "I'll wait until you ask then." GAAMATSU LEMON, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Gaara, Matsuri] - Complete
De gros mouvements et de la sueur qui dégouline et des bruits visqueux by Aesalys reviews
Traduction de l'OS de Soline. Hermione est témoin d'un truc moche, Snape la trouve et lui explique que...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pool Party Pleasure by RinneganNumber5 reviews
Naruto has some fun at Kiba's pool party. A lot of fun... Lemon, yaoi, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Forbidden by Mettlei reviews
Kakashi definitely had a fetish... that fetish being...Sasuke. Graphic Yaoi. Kakashi/Sasuke. Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thirty-Seven Galleons, Fifteen Sickles, Three Knuts by AQueenoftheStars reviews
Bulgaria's famous young seeker lost his heart to her without her ever having realized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Cigarette Smoke And The Morning Sun by Ashvarden reviews
When Harry decided to take a late-night flight on the Quidditch pitch, he didn't think it would trigger anything earth-shattering. Luckily, he was wrong. Slash of the Harry/Marcus Flint variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - [Harry P., Marcus F.]
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink by fluffy-lover82192 reviews
Naruto loses a bet and now has to suffer the punishment, with who as the punisher? None other then Sasuke. This is rated Mature, because sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bang bang bang on the wall by Jaiga Urana reviews
Les murs ont toujours eu une place très importante dans la vie de couple de Théo et Blaise. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Snape Sucks Alot by DracoWinchester reviews
Snape and Sirius get together and do secret things behind their friends' backs. Review, please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Blissful by Mettlei reviews
Neji was stalking Kiba, but of course Kiba sniffed him out and it seems Kiba is in a teasing mood. Yaoi. graphic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
It's All About Us by Sombraline reviews
"...pas l'impression que tu donnes, Snivellus!" Silence. Malaise. "...Sev, écoute..." "Va te faire foutre, Black. Tu sais où est la porte" Cette fois, Sirius avait gaffé. Vraiment. Et il avait intérêt à se montrer habile s'il voulait que le Serpentard le pardonne... Heureusement que ses amis étaient là pour le soutenir. Pour les 500 reviews de I Need Some Help. Merci!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fancy A Snack? by Genuine-Discord reviews
After a spontaneously wild night together, Severus Snape and Sirius Black decide to continue their relationship, finding that hatred can become something just as passionate. SLASH. NC-17. Smut. R&R? SS/SB. AU. SNACK. FLUFFY. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Teacher, Leave The Kids Alone! by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Sasuke needed to be taught his place, and Kakashi has no qualms about doing that. Of course, spanking the Uchiha leads to something much more fun. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Half Birthday Izumo by dattebayo1013 reviews
Its close to Izumo's half birthday and Kotetsu surprises him, in more ways than one. Warnings: partial lemon, language, sexy use of food. Izumo x Kotetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Poke moi sans hésitation by D.Would reviews
PARODIE A NE PAS PRENDRE AU SERIEUX. - Les fics sur Facebook me saoulent, souvent. Alors j'ai voulu me prêter à l'exercice. Cadeau pour l'anniversaire de Sam. Tu sais, le cadeau empoisonné dont personne ne veut. #sadique.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morning Glory by Severus-Toujours reviews
One lovely summer brings about some steamy changes in Severus and Lily's relationship. Everything flows rather smoothly over break but how will they be received upon their return to Hogwarts? Marauder era, AU, rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Bref, j'ai lu un Dramione by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Inspirée par une parodie très célèbre de la saga Harry Potter, j'ai décidé de vous offrir un petit tour du Dramione en 99 lignes. Sortez les clichés, "Dray" et "Mione" sont de sortie. ONE SHOT / PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bruised Peach by unknownsound reviews
A memoir of the life and times of Hatsumomo. Based solely upon the book.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 150,169 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Steps by Ariel D reviews
Gaara tries to figure out how to build a bond with his brother. Since he doesn't know what to do, it's all guesswork, and he's not sure how Kankuro will respond. Post Sasuke Retrieval Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Retribution by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Sequel to Punishment. Sasuke goes out on his first mission outside of the village with Naruto and both of them get into trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessed by Mrs Montague reviews
Marcus is obsessed with Katie. The problem is: she hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Je jure que mes intentions sont sexuelles by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Lorsque Drago et Blaise découvrent les merveilles de la carte du maraudeur et qu'ils repèrent Hermione Granger seule dans une petite pièce, ils décident d'aller l'embêter un peu...sans savoir ce qu'ils s'apprêtent à découvrir, et à expérimenter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Slice of Heaven by TsumetaiYuuki reviews
Sabaku no Gaara was a lonely child, even at the age of five. Uzumaki Naruto was no better off. But when Gaara notices a peculiar little blond tailing him one day as he visits Konoha with his father, how will this affect their destinies? GaaNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
L'amant venu du passé by Elehyn reviews
Quand une altercation tourne mal dans le passé, qu'un Severus Snape de 17 ans est projeté dans le futur et qu'il se retrouve en cours avec le fils de son pire ennemi, que peut-il arriver? Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,181 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Liaison dangereuse by Valence reviews
1975.Suite à une blague stupide de Sirius, ce dernier se retrouve lié à son pire ennemi. Quand ces deux là sont forcés de cohabiter et de partager un été ensemble, on peut s'attendre à beaucoup de sentiments, y compris les plus inattendus...HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,232 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Built My Dreams Around You by templeg reviews
A deeply embarrassing lapdance in the middle of the Gryffindor common room leads to...much more. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Retourneur vers le futur by Dr. Cricri reviews
Hermione a un accident de retourneur et se retrouve 20 ans dans le passé. Faisant partie du trio d'or, elle a l'habitude de ne pas suivre les règles et va en profiter pour tenter de changer le passé.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Owned by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Sasuke got a little violent with Naruto so Kyuubi decides to be violent right back. Afterwards, Naruto feels bad about it but Sasuke doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Epic Sexy Adventure by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's first time, and the events that lead up to it. Prequel to Sasuke's Coupon Book, but can be read alone. Minor Neji/Gaara and Itachi/Deidara. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crashed by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Neither one of them really remembered when it started, or how. But they needed it, craved it. Kink warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kankuro, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Present for Sensei! by CassandraChristine reviews
Kakashi's been getting some pretty playful photos from an unknown number. What's happened when he gets to see the real thing? It's better then it sounds. For Ta-chan, and all those KakaSasu fans out there. Plus, School girl outfit? How can you not win?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 490 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
According to plan by KathAdrian reviews
Hermione est accidentellement ramenée au temps des maraudeurs. Mais les parents d'Harry sont-ils comme elle les avait imaginé ? SSHG, Lily Evans OOC. Rating M pour scènes adultes à venir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stay on Your Side by mende5525 reviews
What if Chris decided to do more than just merge teams, what if he decided to merge sleeping arrangements just to torture the cast-mates, and what if Courtney and Duncan had to share the same bed! Rated M for later chapters!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,473 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Red Rose by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Working the end shift at the convenience store on February the 13th might not be so bad after all. SasuNaru AU PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter a commenté le statut de Draco Malfoy by Neo-Mirage reviews
Internet à Poudlard, les élèves sur Facebook... Mais pourquoi tout le monde s'obstine à vouloir écrire sur le mur de Draco !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Terrible tentation by Akebono mimichan reviews
Tree-shot SasuSaku en cadeau pour la fin de l'année.
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sex Magic by angelinadelacour reviews
Traduction:HPDM7eme année à Poudlard, les élèves doivent choisir leur nouvelles options et Harry va se retrouver dans le cours de Sex Magic bien malgré lui, et devinez qui sera son partenaire? Une année des plus intérressante se profile...M progressif
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,624 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Liaisons, embrouilles et un rouleau disparu by Kumfu reviews
Pas avec Sasuke, pas avec Sakura ! Si Naruto avait pu s'exprimer sur cette mission, c'est ce qu'il aurait dit dès le début mais il semblait que tout soit hélas contre lui... et que ses relations avec Sasuke doivent être enfin éclaircies. SasuNaru YAOI.UR.
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,127 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Misheard? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Kiba and Shikamaru are sent to Naruto to deliver documents for his new mission. However when they arrive there, they hear a very curious conversation between Sasuke and Naruto. Wonder what they hear? One guess LOL Yaoi, humor, please read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Papiers Froissés : Trilogie by D.Would reviews
UA - Harry, ayant "Le goût du Monsieur", aspire une carrière d'écrivain depuis toujours. Mais l'homosexualité, c'est un peu "Tolérance Zéro". Entre "Ces Brouillons Amoureux" avec Cédric et "Son Huis-Clos" avec Draco, arrivera-t-il à atteindre ses rêves ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 219,532 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Noel au Manoir, anniversaire au plumard by antedaemonia reviews
Une quasi-noyade et une séance de bouche à bouche vont entraîner Harry et Draco dans une relation complexe, où chacun va apprendre ce que signifie le mot confiance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,676 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A prendre ou à emporter ! by Akebono mimichan reviews
Naruto s'ennuie en tenant la devanture de la pizzeria de son cousin par un temps de pluie. Zéro client, pas un pet d'animation. Heureusement, un beau brun va le sortir de sa morosité. NaruSasu day !
Naruto - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drinking Games by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, alcohol, and competitive kissing games don't mix. Or maybe they do. SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Springs by Peinstailedbeast reviews
Haku returns from a mission and Zabuza decides to relax him in some watery fun lemon yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Que je t'aime by tookuni reviews
Naruto rentre de mission désespéré d'avoir du tuer son meilleur ami, Sakura apprend ce qu'il s'est passé et vient le réconforter.
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
C'est fou ce qu'il me ressemble ce petit by opelleam reviews
Sakura courrait à toute allure. Si Naruto devait l'apprendre, elle voulait être celle qui le préviendrait car, elle en était certaine, le retour de Sasuke Uchiha ne serait pas une bonne nouvelle pour lui. Sasu/Naru – UR- Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,463 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Civilian Shopping by Mango Tee reviews
Invited by Ayame, Naruto Uzumaki spends his day shopping with the beautiful chef. Lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ayame, Naruto U.
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Act that Eats the Heart by OldeInn reviews
ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rule 31 by DarkAuroran reviews
Skin as pale as sandstone and smooth as marble slid against Lee's callous roughened fingertips. It was like warm, living silk unmarred by the ravages of battle and housing a power far greater than Lee could hope to comprehend. GaaLeeGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Passion Polynectar by Wynhilde reviews
Un miroir. Un cheveu de Drago Malefoy. Une fiole de Polynectar. Cet été... A Poudlard... Harry Potter révolutionne la masturbation! HP/DM - ATTENTION : CONTENU ADULTE - scène TRES explicite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mon NékoMoé by Mayura-8 reviews
Sasuke est un NékoMoé -un homme chat mignon- et il a ses premières chaleurs. Et contre toute attente, c'est sur Naruto qu'il jette bien malgré lui son dévolu. Yaoï lemon Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru Hot Springs by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is my most popular deviation on deviantart :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In Hot Water by UchidaKarasu reviews
I was consciously aware that the teen would be wet, hot, and deliciously naked in a hot spring filled with steam, cloudy water, and a potentially climactic experience…”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heatstroke by Kitkat973 reviews
Given a choice between Gaara assuming he was having a heat stroke and Gaara realizing the truth behind why Lee was reacting the way he was, he’d choose the heat stroke option any day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Of Onsens, Peeping, and Green Beasts by Kitkat973 reviews
Really, all Iruka had wanted was to take a nice, peaceful soak. How could he have known that his former student's teacher would be at his usual spot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Better than ramen by ANBU-san reviews
NaruXAyame oneshot. Naruto gets an offer for free ramen that he cant refuse! See end of chapter for poll.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
kibitionist by Dharc Ness reviews
A certain brown haired boy likes to show off, and a certain blonde haired boy likes to watch...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,689 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Squirrels In The Attic by lovesrainscent reviews
Silly little fluff piece between Shikaku and Yoshino. Romantically humorous or humorously romantic but only slightly naughty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Satanée potion by Lord-Snape reviews
Harry va prendre une potion ayant comme conséquences des réactions très  chaudes  .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Puppet Master Turned Masseuse by Eternal Icicle reviews
Sakura is stressed. Enter Kankuro with his talented hands. What will he do to calm the little cherry blossom? Will their spark be the beginning of something more? He sure hopes so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
It Takes Two by juanafever reviews
Ron cheated on Hermione so she can't stay in the Burrow for the summer, a friend of hers offers her to stay with him in Bulgaria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,087 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
12 Days of Christmas by DarkAuroran reviews
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Detained by se1ge reviews
Marcus is becoming obsessed with Katie. The last thing he ever plans to do is let her know. Katie is becoming obsessed with Marcus. Her life would be far easier if she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,859 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Katie B., Marcus F.
How to make love:Les Merveilles de la Masturbation by EdFrench reviews
Parce qu'il partage une tente avec Naruto, Gaara a compris maintenant ce que signifie 'avoir la trique'. Problème, il en veut une aussi. Naruto pourra t'il oublier son embarras et aider son ami? Attention: Lemon à l'eau de rose
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Kiba's Kink by B-Rated reviews
Kiba is bored... bad news for Kankuro... or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Kankuro's Bedroom by B-Rated reviews
Summary, you ask? Does this story really need one? Yoai, that sums it up real nice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Three's Company by DarkAuroran reviews
A belated birthday pressie for Kakashi. Iruka has something very saucy in mind for his lover but little did he know how far the variables of an experiment could be pushed. And by golly did Kakashi push them! KakaIru and rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Quidditch by Terrible person reviews
Tout ce qu'il attend d'elle, c'est juste qu'elle assiste à UN match de Quidditch. Où il joue, bien evidemment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Liaison dangereuse by Archea reviews
Sirius Black devrait toujours tourner sept fois sa langue dans sa bouche. Surtout au lit. Surtout au lit avec Severus Snape. Attention, rating M, lemon, bondage consensuel : ni angst, ni SM! Slash SB/SS. Humour, romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Untouchable by ArcGreen reviews
ShinoXHinata. Cause there seems to be a shortage of stories with this pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 85,487 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Sandstorm: A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
Suna residents soon discovered why Konoha was fond of the sound barrier jutsu every time Temari and Shikamaru reunited after days of being apart. Shameless, they had no qualms in letting everyone know how fantastic it was to be in love. Shika/Tem Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Doctors by CassandraChristine reviews
Kiba hates going to the doctors. Luckily, Kankuro knows just how to help. Yaoi, Lemon. For Ta-chan's b-day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Tiny Red Bow by B-Rated reviews
PWP… Lee gets the perfect birthday present. Gaara/Lee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Un saut dans le passé by unptitryri reviews
le duo Harry/Hermione va devoir faire face à un changement d’époque, suite a un accident en cours de potion,ce qui sera encore plus compliqué pour Hermione étant donné que vont naître en elle des sentiments pour deux jeunes hommes…Herm/Severus Herm/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Parfois, les Serdaigle aussi sont courageux ! by Fred et George reviews
Remus est un mystère. Populaire sans le savoir, séduisant sans s'en rendre compte, et humain sans aucun doute. Mais que cache t il derrière ce masque? Et le laissera t il tomber pour Kyana? résumé Titou Moony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,545 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Remus L., OC
Wrong Order by thir13enth reviews
Oneshot. Kakashi visits the Ichiraku ramen shop for a meal, and Ayame takes his order but, to the horror of the ramen shop, is given the wrong order! KakaAyame
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
Yaoi with Gaara! by Bloody.Desert.Rose.13 reviews
Gaara has hot Yaoi smex with the Males from Naruto! Slight Ooc Gaara. 5th Chapter out! Look to see who's fuckin Gaara now! I know it took a long time to update but hopefully I'm still as good as I used to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara
Naked Heat by Saphri reviews
The day was finally over and all Sakura wanted to do was relax, but an encounter with a beautiful stranger has her spending the remainder of her evening in a very unexpected way. As they say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the hot spring! KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Fifty by earthbender068 reviews
Fifty different themes 10 per guy centered around Sakura & the men of Naruto. Pairings include, SakuxKankuro, SakuxShika, SakuxShino, SakuxNeji, & SakuxKiba. I'll try to change the filters as the story progresses, rated T for mild lang/adult situations
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Phone Sex by B-Rated reviews
What if the people in the Naruto world had cell phones? Wouldn’t it make the separation of the two lovers from Kohana and Suna much easier to bear?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
The Moon Will Keep The Secret by Chaz Hatake reviews
Jônins et hétéros aguerris, Genma et Hayate sont assignés plusieurs mois à une mission de garde, loin du village de Konoha. Mais après plusieurs mois passés dans une tente, il n'y a pas que l'ennui qui se fait sentir... One-Shot Yaoi, Lemon & Lime inclus
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Left and Right by B-Rated reviews
It was a tiny promise, a small little sentence, but its affects were great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Kankuro the Magician by B-Rated reviews
Kiba hates Kankuro’s vanishing act.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Laundry Nite by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] It's laundry night for Ino, and she gets a sudden surprise in the form of sweat-slicked, half-naked Kiba. Yum. Ino/Kiba, Ino-centric. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Crêpage de chignon by Wynhilde reviews
Depuis la rentrée, Harry Potter ignore radicalement Drago. Or, ne coupons pas les cheveux en quatre, s'il y a bien une chose qu'un Malefoy est incapable de supporter, c'est bien qu'on l'ignore! HP/DM - ATTENTION : CONTENU ADULTE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Chiche! by Arcadiane reviews
Chiche que je suis le cavalier de Lily Evans au bal d'Halloween! Et si je gagne... Que se passe–t–il quand James et Sirius se lancent un pari absurde? On est embarqué dans un slash SSxSB inattendu, mes lapins... FINI!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 285,853 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius is just a little sick and twisted by eamonn reviews
TRAD. Suite à la blague concernant Rogue, Remus refuse de parler à Sirius. Alors Sirius trouve quelqu'un d'autre à qui parler. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Down in his eyes' heart by Lasiurys reviews
HG/SS "Il s'agit d'aller en enfer, et de revenir", disait Minerva du professeur Snape. Mais l'enfer est ici d'obsidienne, et Hermione Granger voudra-t-elle seulement revenir ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,651 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rage Spread Thin by Acier Glace reviews
AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Family Dinner by Tiger5913 reviews
Temari invites her brothers and Matsuri over to have a nice, quiet dinner. Too bad things don’t always go according to plan, especially with Kankuro’s lack of verbal restraint. ! Rating for language. Mild GaaMatsu, mentioned ShikaIno, implied LeeTema !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Joyeux Anniversaire ! by loulou-chan reviews
C'est l'anniversaire de Haku, Zabuza a une idée bien précise de ce qu'il va lui offrir...Yaoi, mon premier lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Recent Photo by PSITeleport reviews
What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Trap Was Set by CassandraChristine reviews
KakaSaku. Kakashi sets a trap of sweets and Sakura just can't escape. Fluff. Total utter fluff. Based on a picture. Not set in Naruto World.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Moony, comment on fait les bébés ? by Mokalyne reviews
Sirius pose une question particulière a Moony slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Le monstrueux jour des monstres by Ellfoy-Nymeria reviews
Chers vampires, loups-garous, sorcières, ogres, trolls, zombies, goules, momies ambulantes et tout autres trucs qui pourraient être classés parmi les monstres. Nous vous invitons à notre annuelle fête d'Halloween! "Oh non!" pensa Remus. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Elles trouvent ça craquant by Midwintertears reviews
Petite fic de la Saint-Valentin qui ne mange pas de pain. Guimauve et chocolatée, à l'eau de rose, mais au moins, je fais en sorte que James passe pour un boulet, bien fait!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love can occur in the strangest of places by Tiro reviews
Naruto begins at a new school, he's sixteen and alone. One day he falls in love with one of the richest and most popular guys in school, the redheaded Sabaku Gaara. Question is, how will he make Gaara notice him when he is an orphan and poor? Shonen-ai. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Collés pour la Saint Valentin 7ème année by Melindra reviews
HPSS Depuis mille ans un sortilège agit à Poudlard le jour de la StValentin.Les heureux élus se retrouvent une main collée à celle de quelqu’un d’autre.Et eux ne trouvent pas ça drôle... version différente du fanzine. update chapitres 6,7,8,9,10,11 et12
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,962 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Claiming a Mate by Lavinia Undead reviews
Kiba goes into heat during a mission, and Neji's only one near by. Now, they must deal with consequences. Strong M for KibaxNeji. Warnings! rape in chap 1! Yaoi, possible Mpreg in future. Disclaimer: I don't own them, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,094 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Kiba I., Neji H.
Esclaves des Sens by Mrs Boulette reviews
Remus a un problème, il est trop coincé au lit, devinez qui se dévoue pour l'aider ? Mister Padfoot se transforme en professeur bien attentionné. SBRL of course WARNING Rating très élevé.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,947 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Sleepover by Boyue reviews
Gaara writes a lemon-flavored essay for his class presentation. -LeeGaa/Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Blue Popsicles by HailFirePeaks reviews
10 year old Kankuro goes downstairs for a midnight snack and ends up learning more about his little brother Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Happenstance by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. Hermione wants to be swept off her feet. She wants her own true love story. She just never expected to have one with Marcus Flint, of all people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,943 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Câlin canin by Midwintertears reviews
Mais enfin, Sev’, quand je remue la queue, ça veut dire que je suis content…Tu veux que je sois malheureux, c’est ça ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Loose Control by Mochou reviews
Remus avait vu Sirius avec des filles. Maître de sa personne, calme et sûr de lui. Maintenant son souffle rauque dans le cou, les gestes précipités, presque maladroits, impatients, les murmures incompréhensibles, il avait totalement perdu le contrôle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
La machine Infernale by Mirliton reviews
Albus a décidé d'embarquer les profs dans une expérience insolite: accueillir dans leur sacrosaint sanctuaire, la salle des profs, un objet moldu. Rien de dangereux... Vous croyez vraiment?... C'est l'avis de Severus, mais pas de son instinct de survie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Kiba by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba. Hinata. Warm weather. Injury. Secret. Hospital bed. Hmm... Unabashedly LEMON, Kiba/Hinata. Kiba's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Secret Nights by HK Keiji reviews
shinokiba Shino sneaks into Kiba's room every night. lots of yaoi and shonenai, and do they find love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Instinct animal by Isfah reviews
Qu'ont bien pu faire nos trois champions pendant que Harry attendait près de ses camarades retenus prisonniers par les Êtres de l'Eau... Fleur/Krum/Diggory
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Fleur D., Viktor K. - Complete
Babysitting my love by Lusaka reviews
Severus Snape a des copies à corriger, mais Lucius Malfoy débarque à l'improviste, chassé de son manoir par sa femme. Que faire ? SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Unmasked by DetoxAngel reviews
Couldn't think of a better title. Read A/N before reading. Alternate story for OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! Completely different plotline. Kaka/Naru/Sasu. Sakura-bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Troublesome Night by Randomonium reviews
When Shikamaru is told to escort Temari to a formal event, all he can think of is going home and to sleep- but Temari as other plans, as he finds out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Expectation Of Privacy by Tiger5913 reviews
Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Love's Misconstruities by XxIdleFlamexX reviews
GaaHina & ShikaTem. Gaara is introduced to Hinata by Naruto while in Konoha. Gaara becomes intrigued by the Hyuuga heir and Hinata finds herself wanting to know the stoic Suna boy better. PLEASE read synopsis in Epilogue for more detail.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,055 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Painted by Capt.Planet reviews
The lines on his face fascinate her,so Sakura decides she must know more about them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Eight Months by sakuraspimp reviews
kibas been gone eight months. sakura's been a little naughty. he's going to punish her. m rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
L'Homme chocolat by the Children of the Death Mark reviews
Des insomnies et des faims nocturnes réunissent Malfoy et Potter dans la cuisine de l’école. Un cocktail explosif... ou pas ? DM x HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Get Some Sleep by Balloon Animal reviews
The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Recueil de OS sur Harry et Draco by Lusaka reviews
Petit recueil sur le couple Harry/Draco. Il n'y a que des OS qui se suivent plus ou moins. Le premier, "Lui, Draco Malfoy et la vie moldue" est illustré par une BD de Griffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprise in the Hot Spring by Anomynous Nin reviews
Uh oh. Naruto accidently got in the women's spot! And Sakura and Ino are in it now. Naruto tries to hid himself from them, but he failed. What will happen to him? Will there be hell upon him? Or... something else. WARNING: Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dragoncelle by hiatusgirl reviews
Certains élèves, dont Harry et Draco, sont contaminés par une maladie contagieuse aux symptômes étranges : la Dragoncelle. Pour éviter que le virus ne se répande, ils sont isolés dans une tour. Mais les effets secondaires se multiplient...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guimauve by Umbre77 reviews
Alors qu’il se croyait enfin en paix, Harry Potter va vite comprendre que les erreurs du passé sont les pires. Suite de Mœurs et Coutumes.HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,701 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Study of the Heart by teresa reviews
In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,573 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Ni Timide by Mochou reviews
Sirius n'était pas pudique. Ni timide. Alors quand il déboula dans la salle commune torse nu, sa chemise non boutonnée, l'élastique de son boxer dépassant de son jean, Remus ne fut surpris que de l'apparition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Grivoiseries au coin du feu by Lady Cecilia Cornwell reviews
C'est la saint Valentin aussi chez les sorciers ; et au manoir Malfoy, cette froide soirée d'hiver s'annonce bien plus chaude qu'il n'y paraît ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Distractions by Despaired Poet reviews
Katie Bell is couped up in the Library trying to finish her paper, that is due tomorrow. Except a certain Slytherin has taken it upon himself to be quite the distraction. Read and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
Peaceful Waters by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura's at a hot springs with six hot jounin, but will only Genma appreciate her charms? Shonen ai warning! This is actually a Het fic though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sakura H., Genma S.
Movie Night by Despaired Poet reviews
After watching a episode of Naruto I got this little idea. Sakura and Shikamaru are having a movie night, except Shikamaru hadn't thought of this scenario, so what is he to do except discover his own fun. Two different versions. Read and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5281 - Favs: 4,820 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Sticking to the Rules by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
CleptoPotty by Akas reviews
Harry s'ennui. Une seule solution à ça : emmerder son monde. Et quoi de mieux que de jouer au cleptoman sans troubles compulsifs ? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snow Fun by Despaired Poet reviews
Sakura finds Shikamaru out in the snow and she gets stuck staying with him till help arrives.Oh, what will they do until help arrives? Read and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Masks by Despaired Poet reviews
A faceless stranger keeps visiting Sakura and it turns into a relationship of sorts. Only problem is he still won't remove his mask, so Sakura is forced to take action. Read and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Vous savez que vous êtes obsédés par HP quand by Meish Kaos reviews
Le titre veut tout dire ! Promis, bien que le chapitre 4 soit inspiré de la sortie de DH, aucun spoiler à craindre. Chapitre 6 en ligne ! La liste compte plus de 100 symptômes !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006
Les Trois Filles du Docteur Black by Kirjana reviews
Les tribulations amoureuses de Narcissa Black, 16 ans tout rond et fière de son nom. Alors que Lucius Malfoy, l'amour de sa vie depuis ses onze ans, ne fait que regarder sa grande soeur Bella, un certain Potter, lui, semble très intéressé par la blonde...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Territory by Solea reviews
Series of vignettes describing Kakashi's courtship of Sakura. Fluff, lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Dormir ensemble by Lusaka reviews
[Rééditée] Lucius Malfoy est malade... Très malade. Et c'est Severus Snape qui est chargé de le veiller pendant l'absence de Narcissa. Qu'estce que Lucius a encore inventé ? [SSLM]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru] Iruka gets hit by a jutsu and is left unable to make a decision on his own. When someone to look after him is searched, Kakashi can’t flee fast enough. Poor him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,688 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Et là, tu le sens mon sadisme ? by Lusaka reviews
Severus Snape s'engage à démontrer que le sadisme n'est pas toujours où l'on croit. Bien sûr, Lucius Malfoy est son élève... SSLM OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A Steamy Soak by Crimsomblade reviews
After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
De l'importance de connaître ses potions by Lusaka reviews
Dans ce nouvel OS, Severus Snape va apprendre à se méfier des connaissances de Lucius Malfoy en potion... SSLM illustrations de Griffouine en prime OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
La dernière crêpe by Lusaka reviews
Ceci est une sorte de suite au OS De l'utilité d'une éprouvette. Mais cette fois, il s'agit de l'hsitoire d'une pauvre crêpe qui ne se remettra pas d'avoir croisé nos deux héros... SSLM OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suds by Volpone reviews
Bathtime crack! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Authentic Divine by Wolf Blossom reviews
While walking home from school one day, Sakura stumbles upon a deadly gang war between the Serpent Wolves and an unknown opposition team. While doing open fire, the leader to be grabs Sakura and takes her back to base... what now? SS COMPLETE
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,076 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hospital Blues by Despaired Poet reviews
Katie Bell ends up spending the night in the infirmary because of a certain Slytherin Quidditch Capitan. Only she doesn't spend it alone...Read and Enjoy! Special thanks to Sahara Page for helping me move this fic along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
Love over Ramen by CadaveroInummera reviews
Naruto has been coming to the Ichiraku Ramen shop for a long time, and not until recently has he sparked a crush on the owner's daughter, Ayame. Does she feel the same way? NarutoxAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Confidence pour Confidence by Warriormeuh reviews
Tout à commencé quand j'ai vu Potter se frotter contre ce cloporte athmatique... Il y a des choses que je peux supporter... mais mon ennemi gay... il y a des limites! Confidence pour confidence Potter... Ta vie va devoir changer! HP.DM. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Game We Play by Peach Tuesday's reviews
"You better not have danced like this with anyone else but me, you hear woman?" KibaSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Dangerously in Love by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaxIno] Sex could spice up a relationship. Beware: It was getting hot in there... ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
dégénération maraudeuse by slythebi reviews
UA. Pour Sirius et Remus, être pères est un bonheur, mais c'est sans compter le caractère de leurs enfants... Et de ceux des autres enfants ... Et aussi des parents des autres enfants....... SBRL DMHP SSLM LEJP Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Briar Rose by Penbrydd reviews
[EOL][GenHaya] Hayate is not a delicate flower, and he'd really like people to stop treating him like he's made of glass. In fact, he's rather pointy, most of the time, but Genma handles him with grace and skill.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Hayate G., Genma S. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nighty Night by zaelithe reviews
Kankuro just wants some sleep. What does Gaara want now? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Lunatic by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Sequel for Roomies. What exactly happened in one month after they lived together again. Ups and downs between them before converting into solid relationship. To put it simply, it's all about relationship...and sex. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Scorch by desolate butterfly reviews
[KankurouIno] Kankurou escorts Ino back to Konoha, she gets a sunburn, and things heat up unexpectedly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 396 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 419 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Prépare ton Caleçon by Warriormeuh reviews
Tu n'oserais jamais le draguer! Simple petite phrase qui peut très facilement transformer une semaine classique en martyre. Prépare ton caleçon Blaise! On ne défie pas impunément un Malfoy. HPDM. Fics pour le TO. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,083 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Leatherpants by Mako75 reviews
Kiba's standing in the mens room at a bar in Konoha. He looks at himself in the mirror. He looks hot! Everybody has told him so! Everybody but the one who acctually matters! WARNING: YAOI LEMON! KankuroxKiba Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Arrêter de fumer nuit gravement à la santé by BadArtoung reviews
[OS publié dans le TO] Fumer est dangereux pour la santé, dit on, mais un fumeur qui arrête... peut rapidement devenir toxique pour son entourage. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mœurs et coutumes des sorciers Poudlardien by Umbre77 reviews
Ce qu’il se passe dans les vestiaires de Quidditch demeure un mystère… Enfin ! Presque… Slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pornographie Rouge by Ithilwyn reviews
Une série de One Shot M sur les relations Draco Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter à l'école des Mary Sue by NotreDame reviews
Qu’arriveraitil si toutes les Mary Sue possibles et imaginables se rencontraient à Hogwarts ? Oneshot, Naportnawak
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
101 réponses à 'Sors avec moi Evans ' by Miss Chanandelor Bong reviews
[TRADUCTION] Il y a tout un chemin entre 'Non' et 'Oui' avec 99 autres réponses entre les deux. Parce qu'on sait tous que Lily pouvait être très originale... R&R !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Le marionnettiste by the Children of the Death Mark reviews
Qu’est ce qui excite Harry ? Que ses amants portent des uniformes de fille. Maintenant, qu’est ce qui excite Draco ? Harry Potter et ses fétichismes. Ajoutez un prof un peu voyeur… LEMON en 7 chap
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Seduction of Shikamaru Nara, part 1 by Orohime reviews
The heir to the Nara legacy is on the outs with his longtime lover. A few words dropped from the right lips take root in his imagination, leading him to a new experience with an unexpected partner. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lorsque les Maraudeurs deviennent plus qu'un mythe by Ccilia reviews
Harry, à la suite d'une retenue qui tourne mal, se retrouve à Poudlard, en 1977. En cours de réécriture : chapitre 11 ! Suite en cours : 2 époques, un destin sans références aux tomes 5,6 et 7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Chapters: 50 - Words: 724,872 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Sept : Un chiffre porte bonheur ? by hiatusgirl reviews
Draco Malfoy se multiplie par accident. Sept petits blonds aux caractères très différents mais ayant tous un point commun : ils aiment Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jalousie quand tu nous tiens ! by Zazolys reviews
[OS en deux parties] ¤SLASH¤ Sirius fait des heures supp' à son boulot, Remus se retrouve seul, avec ses doutes et ses pensées. Quand la jalousie lui fait penser n'importe quoi et qu'il en vient à douter de la fidélité de Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling by shiruru reviews
Kurenai and lack of sleep. If you get close to people, if you make them special to you, you can lose them. [Chapter 17 up and edited. Comments, feedback welcome.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y.
Roomies by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Their relationship started out as roommates. Shikamaru hated her and Ino thought he just wasn't her type. Certain things happen and brought them together. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
An Exception to the Rules by notesonlife reviews
Nara Shikaku never liked loud troublesome girls. That was always the case, and his inner rule, but like all rules, there was an exception. [Shikaku x Yoshino] [Shikamaru's parents oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Maudite gourmandise by Elehyn reviews
[One shot HPSS] Bien qu’associé des jumeaux Weasley, Harry ne sait pas que les deux farceurs ont inventé une sucette pas comme les autres… Une sucette qui révèle le talent d’une personne concernant le sexe oral et qui va trahir sa parfaite maîtrise devant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Encre noire sur fond rose by Canelle reviews
Le nouvel équipier de Sakura et Naruto a réussi à se mettre à dos les deux anciens de la team Kakashi. Vont ils réussir à travailler ensemble? L'arrivée de Sai dans leur histoire commune va changer beaucoup de choses pour Sakura, Naruto... et même Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Twister: The Hot Spot by DaUglyChibi reviews
Lee visits Gaara. Gaara's need for Lee is growing. What will happen when they play a sexual game of 'Twister?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Kakashi Logic by meleth78 reviews
What does Yamato have that I don't?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday's in the Bathroom by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It's Ino's birthday and she's uspset because nobody could remember and she's all alone. But, her teacher remembers. Lemonade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
It doesn't mean anything by Zazolys reviews
[FIC FINIE] Remus et Sirius couchent ensemble mais ont tous les deux une petite amie. Selon eux ça ne veut strictement rien dire. Ils ne sont pas amoureux pas vrai ? Slash SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Les 50 choses que Drago Malefoy ne doit pas faire by Falx Italica reviews
Le titre dit tout, venez voir c'est assez marrant! Traduction!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Warmth by sharingank reviews
Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
It Is A Far Far Better Thing That Marcus Does by redcandle reviews
Marcus tells Katie to leave him alone and quickly regrets it. Fluff. MarcusKatie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Ce que veut Sasuke by lasurvolte reviews
Si un jour Naruto pouvait entendre Sasuke penser, que se passerais t'il ? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Painted Blades by Muffytaj reviews
Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Omniscient by Lykaios Nyx reviews
LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taking The Next Big Step by juliagulia1017 reviews
oneshot nejihina... “Hinata whimpered, her eyes squeezing out tears. Ohh... nngghh... Niisan... Itai! Stop, please! It hurts so bad!” ... “Hinata sama, you have experienced things much more excruciating than this...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Empty Happy Song by GredW reviews
Nouvelle année pour les Maraudeurs. Remus s'isole, il aime un de ses meilleurs amis, mais celui ci sort avec une fille. SLASH SBRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,730 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pimentine Addict by Zoomalfoy reviews
Quand on oblige Draco à boire de la Pimentine et que ses oreilles fument et qu'Harry joue les canalisateur de fièvre. SLASH, OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
L'expert en rendezvous by alana chantelune reviews
Slash RS. Traduction d'une fic de mysid. Sirius demande conseil à Remus, qu'il considère comme un expert en rendezvous, car il est tombé amoureux... Mais de qui ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons In Potions, History, Love Or Otherwise by dragonprnzess reviews
An unwilling Katie Bell has been ordered to tutor Oliver Wood. Surprise for Katie: She may be able to teach him when it comes to academics, but she's going to have to let someone else be the teacher when it comes to an entirely different subject: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Une première fois pour tout by alana chantelune reviews
Traduction d'une fic de Xellas. Slash RS. Petite discussion sur l'oreiller entre Sirius et Remus après avoir échangé les rôles... Accrochages en perspective... Attention, language cru.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Montague by redcandle reviews
Angelina realizes she doesn't know her boyfriend's first name and sets out to learn it. AngelinaMontague. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Game Plan by redcandle reviews
Set during PoA. Marcus Flint has a new strategy: seduce one of the Gryffindor players to mess with their heads. He chooses Katie Bell. Remember, in life things never going according to the plan. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Sand Glass by Celtic Oak reviews
On a lonely night in Konoha, Sakura waits for her lover to return home from a mission. GaaraxSakura. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Captains' Play by redcandle reviews
The only thing worst than lusting after the enemy is falling in love with him. AngelinaMontague. Oneshot. Set during the OotP school year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Correspondance by Quiproquo reviews
La plume de Draco lui attire bien des ennuis. Slash HPDM. Traduction d’un OS de pir8fancier.WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heart and Eyes and Claws by kimi no vanilla reviews
A mission, a shower, and a lot of things that go unsaid. Sometimes everybody just needs to feel human, if only for a little while. ANBU fic, GenmaxKakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Pleine Lune by Lemoncurd reviews
PWP, Sirius surprend Severus en pleine ablutions, tel est pris qui croyait prendre...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Comment rendre cinglé Snivellus by Elehyn reviews
COMPLETE. Dans les affaires de Sirius, Harry retrouve un vieux livre écrit par les Maraudeurs à leur époque et intitulé ‘Comment rendre cinglé Snivellus’. Quel usage pourra bien en faire son élève… ? Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
La chasse au loup, ou Le loup protégé by Titou Moony reviews
Slash. Le loupgarou est réputé pour sa chair tendre et ses lèvres gourmandes, mais c’est une espèce rare et protégée ce qui n’empêche pas de nombreux prédateurs de traquer cette proie innocente... RemusSirius!o
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,290 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gambare Shikamaru by Blueezy reviews
Er..Ch. 7 up. Also kinda long. And the story of Shikamaru and Ino continues. Starts out with newly-wed anxieties, insecurities, then voodoo dolls and schemes. Ends with....? Shikaino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,958 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
Ce que veulent les hommes by Elehyn reviews
COMPLETE. Un sort raté et hop, Harry arrive à lire dans les pensées de tous les hommes de Poudlard… Y compris celles de son maître des potions et ce qu’il apprend est loin de ce qu’il s’était imaginé. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,293 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Une extrême séduction by Elehyn reviews
COMPLETE. Slash SSHP. Du jour au lendemain et pour une raison inconnue, Harry déclenche les passions de certains étudiants et d'un professeur de Poudlard. Tous autant déterminés à succomber à cette extrême séduction et à en profiter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,712 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Le nec plus ultra des clichés sur Harry Potter by ange reviews
Traduction Cette histoire est une parodie satirique de toutes les sortes de fics que vous avez l'habitude de lire. Aucun genre et aucun style d'auteur ne seront épargnés.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
La punition by Ivrian reviews
COMPLETE. De l'utilité des châtiments corporels sur les adolescents... A ne surtout pas prendre au premier degré ! SLASH SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conte libertin by Ivrian reviews
Le petit chaperon Buffy revisité à la sauce Ivrian !
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Les Jolis Pitits Dessins by Lychee reviews
SLASH SSHP Qui n'a jamais griffoné de dessins cochons sur ses brouillons de devoirs, mmh? Harry n'échappe pas à la règle. Sauf qu'il s'agit d'un devoir de Potions et qu'il rend le brouillon sans s'en rendre compte... Terminé
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,551 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rendevous by Izzy reviews
Marcus Flint and Katie Bell after the Quidditch final.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2002
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
Attack of the Mary Sues by Poufsouffle reviews
Yay! Mary Sue, the brilliant, perfect exchange student, has come to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2001
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Of love and lemons
Parce qu'entre deux missions, maintes batailles et affûtage d'armes, les ninjas aussi ont besoin de passion! Différents pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2015
L'Agence des Infirmiers NonDiplômés reviews
Ron en a marre des remèdes dégoûtants de Pomfrey et décide de lancer sa propre petite clinique médicale clandestine... Dites moi ce que vous en pensez! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Let's talk about love reviews
Tout le monde sait que l'amour fait tourner le monde. Toutefois, lorsque ça devient un peu trop merdique et que Poudlard doit endurer des caprices, eh bien la thérapie de groupe est de mise, les amis! Avec Severus Rogue comme thérapeute , on peut se douter qu'il n'y en aura pas de facile, surtout lorsque celui-ci cherche à séduire la vendeuse de glaces de son coeur!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Severus S.
Les belles histoires des voisins d'en bas reviews
Harry en a marre de la célébrité et décide de s'installer dans un petit village éloigné question d'avoir la paix, n'en déplaise à Ginny. Ce qu'il ne sait pas, c'est que son voisin est nul autre que Drago Malefoy. Lorsque leur enfant respectif deviennent amis, ils n'auront d'autres choix que d'agir comme des adultes et de se tolérer. Bien sûr, nul n'a dit que ce serait facile!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Pourquoi ne devrions-nous jamais procréer reviews
Les cours de gardiens avertis, c'est chez les moldus: pourquoi pas chez les sorciers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Agency of Unqualified Nurses reviews
TRANSLATION When Pomfrey does THE mistake while taking care of him, Ron decides to take control of the situation and starts his own illegal little hospital...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Comment détruire toutes les bonnes bases de Disney reviews
Oyé, oyé, chers citoyens, et bienvenue à la cité de Poudlard, cette majestueuse ville qui vit naître Marietta Edgecombe, une jeune cordonnière qui partie un jour à la recherche de la serpillère enchantée.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Marietta E.
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