Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Okay, so there is this person on here who is trolling around the site being a troll and such. The person is reporting stories for every little thing he/she/it can find. Fanfiction's logo is indeed 'unleash your imagination', is it not? So we should be able to 'unleash our imagination' without getting flamed constantly by this person. Geez, these flamers really need to like YOLO and leave this site.. ಠ_ಠ
That link right above is this trolling person's page.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I CUT, so I must be EMO.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I own more SKINNY JEANS than regular pants, so I must be EMO.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE/GET GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE/COLORGUARD team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. --> Or a Jonas Brother...
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a VIRGIN FEMALE, so I MUST have a problem with MY sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet; past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm GERMAN, so I must HATE you if you're NOT.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.
I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
!Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? !
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(x)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
(x) You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, or you are horrible at cleaning (I'm not bad at cleaning.. xD)
(x) You're very stoic and serious (Sometimes ;)
(x) Sausages are one your favourite foods.
() You like to walk your dog.
(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed too.
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(x) You're very mature (When I need to be anyways)
()You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(x) You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(x) You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses (Sometimes)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful
() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily (Little too young for that lol)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood.
(x) You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities (I do it on purpose... Sometimes.. :D)
() You wear a scarf all the time
() You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(x) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
() You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
(x) You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general)
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger
China (Wang Yao)
() You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(x) You like sweets
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(x) You are very well-raised
() You're polite
() You love classical music
(x) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(x) You tend to call people 'morons.'
(x) You wear glasses
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
() You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
() You're very reliable
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(x) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(x) You like hot weather
() You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgewise
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
() You're very loyal
() You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
() You're very serious
() You have a lot of patience
() You think too much about philosophical stuff
(x) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
(x) You're not very confident
() You were quite rebellious as a child
() You tend to let people walk all over you
() You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
() You're very flamboyant
() You're quite hyperactive
(x) You can be quite goofy
() When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
(x) You're very wary of strangers
() It takes you ages to come out of your shell...
(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
() You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
() You love pansies and corn-poppies
() You get up to lots of crazy antics
The bold words are what you chose.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool. (Somewhat)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (Sometimes)
You love to play fight
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Say YES to Manny/Ellie, say NO to Diego/Shira.
HETALIA BOYS ARE SEXY AND THEY KNOW IT! *especially Germany*
If you and your friends came up with nicknames or titles for each other, copy and paste this to your status.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, CrazyJosie,Frina17, Ludwig.fangirl
If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you do think Manny's fat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're obsessed with Ice Age, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're obsessed with Manny/Ellie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with Code Lyoko, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pasted something onto your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile
If you LUV Smileys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you copy too many things into your profile, copy this into your profile.
If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday