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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Nabari no Ō, and Harry Potter.

Ello loves, somehow you've managed to stumble into my own little corner of the fandom. I'm in the middle of re-writes right now, but I'd still love to chat. And if you can't think of anything to say, I've come up with an entire conversation for you here. See you there ;)

I, Kol Clandestine, have joined the Review Revolution and solemnly swear to review every story I enjoy regardless of story length, the number of reviews already received, or age of the fic. I promise to give critique and praise in equal parts, and never leave a review that consists of chatspeak.

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I am now taking requests! Be it a pairing, a prompt, a song, or simply a starting line, send me something in a review or pm and I'll give you a oneshot. (which may inspire me to start a new multi-chapter. Who knows?) But no porn - I may be a perve, but I dont feel comfortable writing anything too explicit. Go figure.

Fics:

countdown: Chapter Six (or 'zero' in the countdown) up. I like to think its short and sweet. The end of countdown, my darlings - but not the end of Sakura and her pretty little drugs.

Dirty Darling: Indefinite Hiatus.

Upcoming Fics: (As in, fics that have at least 2 chapters written, but I still haven't posted for whatever reason.)

What Happens Now: A multi-chapter. Suppose that Sakura left with Sasuke to Oto. What happens to Naruto, who's suddenly more alone than he ever was before? 'Sasuke, I think I understand what you meant now...'

All the titles are tentative, and prone to change.

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Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi offers to help out, dragging Sasuke along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 336,043 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ten Kisses by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Ten unconnected first-kiss ficlets.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
You Were Never Mine by Ahja Reyn reviews
Pride can be a hard thing to overcome when you lose the one you love. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kiss the Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
No Nonsense Coffee by nooziewoozie reviews
Stop drinking," she writes, as she curls up on her bed. "Keep in mind that excessive consumption of alcohol will result in cirrhosis, neural damage, and will, heaven forbid, turn me into Shishou." --Sakura after 'Improper'. Sakura/Sai, Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Camping With Akatsuki by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Pretty Rave Girl by sarsaparillia reviews
Because we're rave girls, and it's what we do. — Sasuke/Sakura; Neji/Tenten; Naruto/Hinata; Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perception of Perfection by sarsaparillia reviews
Everyone has an idea of what 'perfection' is. — KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Ten Sins by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
itachi/anko;; ten short fic snippets for ten different genres, written for a livejournal meme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
Save the Pieces by Lost in Green reviews
After a failed mission, Hinata loses her memory. Unable to be continue being a ninja, she works for the Hokage, doing paperwork. But when Hinata starts to fall for the traitorous Uchiha, things get complicated. [SasukexHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Mission Baby! by Kiya Sama reviews
The boys of Team 7 are given a mission that brings out instincts they never knew they possessed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
The Perfect Fit by MikiMoto reviews
For Ino, finding the right guy is like finding the right pair of shoes. NarutoxIno, read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound of Dreams by Zrina reviews
On the eve of being confined to the village to keep the Kyuubi out of Akatsuki's hands, Naruto leaves Konoha to try one last time to save Sasuke from Orochimaru. NaruSasuNaru SPOILERS, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,745 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Umbrella by Empatheia reviews
-Neji x Hinata- All she has ever wanted is for him to stand beside her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Childhood Hell by BlackElement7 reviews
He takes a tentative step into this world that she calls her mind. Sakuracentric, Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Compulsion through Prance by BlackElement7 reviews
More ItaSaku drabbles based on words picked at random out of the dictionary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cemetery Garden by indelible reviews
[NejiHina] In which tradition is upheld, and they resign themselves to their fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Sex Ed by WolfPilot06 reviews
In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Death by kunai What a loser by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto dies and Sasuke brings him back. Or how the Sasuke lookalike kicked Naruto ass into breathing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightingale by Hiasobi reviews
Because Hinata is a kunoichi. [He approaches her one evening and offers.] Hard PG13. Mentions of sex and death. NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Rabies by Gender Outlaw reviews
[CRACK!] Naruto has rabies. [SasuNaru, Bestality, Uchihacest] I warned you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flame by Danyu reviews
[drabble] NejixHinata. His gaze burned her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Key by half of NF reviews
The Akatsuki wages an attack on the Hyuuga household that leads to unforeseen consequences, the meeting of two shinobi in the fight's aftermath. Snippets of cause and effect. Zetsu hands Hanabi the key to her future. ZetsuxHana...seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Zetsu, Hanabi H. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Expired Milk and Other Unpleasantness by Odyssion reviews
Naruto surmises that life is much like a toilet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
HouseChase Snapshots by Lex reviews
A few glimpses of HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Vurt Ninjas by rayemars reviews
In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,036 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kyuubi by Gender Outlaw reviews
—•— \ It feels like he's choking, as if there is no air in the world. / —•— Kyuubi monologue during his sealing. I got tired of standard Kyuubi fics.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
By His Side by mylilchickadee reviews
Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by nidaba reviews
A crack Neji fic that resulted from a comment that Sintari made about needing more fics that featured Neji talking dirty. So here is a Neji x ? fic with Hinata, Kib, and Shino listening in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Naruto Unlimited by Soritia reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,046 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004
Like No One Else by mirai3k reviews
‘His job was given to no one else...to protect her from everyone else.’ And Hyuga Neji takes his job seriously. [light NejiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Ten words to one kiss by Uchiha Yumi reviews
One kiss, ten words. Short, strange. [ItaHina Long Drabble.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Catalyst by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Between the great clans, there is a history that always repeats itself. sometimes it just needs a little nudge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
You made me stronger by amwong88 reviews
[COMPLETE] He offers to teach her but instead she teaches him something. A chance meeting between two outcasts transforms into something desperately needed by both. ItaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fly in a Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Like a fly in a web... complete with a weak, useless resistance. He was already doomed: doomed to be killed. To be consumed. To be savored, enjoyed. [ZxD flavored, OneShot ficlet]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Prison Keys by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Another Life by Hiasobi reviews
Where Neji smiles and Hinata laughs and Hanabi dances with joy. Where people stop and stare and point, but understand anyways. [ Beautiful ] NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2005
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Peril by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Cliffsides are generally bad places to get into arguements. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005
Sight by Hiasobi reviews
Neji. Hinata. Konoha and the Eyes of the Hyuuga. [They say seeing is believing.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2005
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2005
Roses and Stuffed Animals by CuddlyFruit reviews
SLASH! House gets a kitten and tries to keep it secret. Unfortunately, Chase finds out but, really, maybe it’s not so bad…
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2005
Six Years Later by superdeath reviews
Six years ago, you would have thrown up until all you could do was dry heave into the toilet. Today, it seemed a petty occurrence. You are no longer twelve years old and stupid.[TWT, implied unrequited NaruSasu, ShikaNaru, beware of 2nd person].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2005
Farsighted by Luc Court reviews
Set at the end of ch. 238. How some members of the Hyuuga clan handle changing traditions, both in themselves and in the family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 396 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Damaetas by pellaz reviews
SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
You're Not Right by gelfling reviews
Yaoi, Yondaime x Kakashi, sexual & adult situations and language. Kakashi’s shell-shock after Obito died, and his attachment to the Yondaime as a result. Not sappy or waffy, a bit gritty and slightly dark; mostly psychological. All 2nd POV, flow style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2004
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 507 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces by lynnxlady reviews
[NejiHina] [ficlet] Neji and Hinata, a bit of introspection, a realization or two, and what you do when you come up with fewer pieces than you should've started with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Three Bouquets by Sunfreak reviews
Ino pulls a shift at the shop and Hinata and Neji drop by to buy flowers. Mentions of yuri, implied yaoi and het.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
What You Wish For by Sunfreak reviews
Team 7 and why lying can be a good thing. 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Thirty by Sunfreak reviews
Pillows, shinobi, and the morning hours. SakuSasuNaru in 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
This Is Not a Love Story by Sunfreak reviews
Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2004
Bird Kitten Doll by Sunfreak reviews
Hanabi's strange excuse for a childhood. One-sided HanabiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2003
A Waste of Time by superdeath reviews
A Dark SasuShika fic. Nothing like being a waste of time to get passions burning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/4/2003
Morning After by Moonsheen reviews
...Otherwise known as damage control. Semi-sequel to The Golden Rule. Sasunaru. Implied yaoi. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2003
Waterworld by rhoddlet reviews
Water, water everywhere and entirely too much to drink.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
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Going the Distance
Two Naruto and Harry Potter crossover drabbles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Draco M., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Like That reviews
Sasuke plays a dangerous game, and finds what lurks just beneath the surface.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snowfall reviews
Naruto gives Sasuke a christmas present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
something reviews
Something old, something new; something borrowed, something blue. Uchiha Sasuke's somethings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is reviews
Sasuke home, where it has been, and where it is not. 31 Days drabble, for the theme "home is where we are not".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fade reviews
Itachi sleeps, and Hinata waits. Drabble, ItaHina, Angst, Character Death
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
What a Darling Little Pinapple reviews
Suigetsu ponders Karin and fruit. Drabble, SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Curse of Curves reviews
Like any kunoichi, Ino has missions. Naruto's not sure he likes it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
countdown reviews
this is the countdown of your life. SasuSaku, GaaSaku, SaiIno, SakuHina, KakaSaku, KakaKar, AnkoIta, ItaSaku, drugs, sex, alcohol, abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All or Nothing reviews
Dying is pointless - it wont change anything, not really. But ceasing to exist... thats the best thing you'll ever have. A short, pointless intro-spec told by Yoite.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
The Importance of Impurity reviews
There is no tragedy great enough to break her. Hinata's Point of View
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Dirty Darling reviews
No one knows much about Itachi Uchiha. Until now, that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U.
This is Your Something Worse reviews
We could have been great." Sakura always knew that teammates as strong as hers would be her death.No one thought she’d be the first to go.She understood, and that should have been enough.She was the only one smart enough to realize it never was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Red Crayon reviews
Naruto doesn't have cooties, even though he eats mud. But Sasuke does. Or maybe he doesn't?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Irony Hypocrisy reviews
The world ends, the Akatsuki wins, Konoha falls, and Sasuke is firmly one of the bad guys. Nothing is as it should be. But that's just part of the joke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bedroom Talk reviews
Itachi learns a new word from Kakashi, and decides to ask Sandaime about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dance Inside reviews
This is what really happened after Team Seven's first reunion... Sasuke's Point of Veiw. NaruSasuSaku threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete