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Joined 10-27-09, id: 2127862, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 5 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

Multi Chapter Fics
I have just one fic, Life Imitating Art,

Life Imitating Art

Banners! The multi-talented CarolinaGirl96 made a beautiful banner for Life Imitating Art. Check it out!
My pal, the lovely Miss Construed, made me this banner. Be sure to thoroughly inspect the statue. Oh, she cracks me up! :D

Chapter 1

Venue for The Madden Company dinner: / node/17125

Chapter 2

Central Park Reservoir: http:///wiki/File:Central_Park_Reservoir_(1797734474).jpg

The Met: http:///update/english/200809/7d2080a5e514445e2ae1adaf9aea82fb.jpg

Grey Sheath Dress: http:///dior-crisscross-sheath-dress-b12p6/758861057

Chapter 11

Article about Adam statue restoration: http:///2010/01/28/arts/design/28statues.html

Chapter 13

Sookie's dress for the Party of the Year: http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/05/spl98288_001.jpg

Cherry blossoms in Central Park: http:///photos/landscapes/central-park-spring-blossoms/

Eric's playlist for Sookie

Sookie's playlist for Eric


Contest Entries

Baby's Got Sauce - A silly story about Sookie, Bill and Eric that was so much fun to write. Winner of the Kiss A Cook Contest hosted by aredheadthing and ohfortuneslost.

Voodoo - A story about the authentic Kansas City jazz scene. An entry for the Home Sweet Home Contest hosted by thyra10 and suki59

Unfinished Business - A story that takes Sookie to visit Gran for the summer in a rural town in Kansas. 2nd place entry in the Home Sweet Home Contest. Missie Bee made this fantastic prize banner for the story! Also, make sure you check out the other great entries and the hilarious winner of the Home Sweet Home Contest, The Whole Enchilada by the incomparable Miss Construed.


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Knot Your Fingers Through Mine by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Peeta and Katniss and the American Civil War.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,968 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
On What Grounds by Solaryllis reviews
He never could have guessed the price for winning would be so high. Gale tries to move on after the war. Features rebuilding and forgiveness, spying, and an annoying dog. Post-MJ AU, GalexMadge. *NOW COMPLETE*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,767 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
An Extra Dividend by Medea Smyke reviews
He loved her, he just couldn't stand her. Gale explores the perils of answering personal ads, working over Madge Undersee, and tracking a criminal. Also, there's cake. MadgeXGale, post-MJ AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,665 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Golden Gothic by RoseMac reviews
Determined to survive the Depression, Jason Stackhouse leaves his farm in Louisiana and heads for 1930s Hollywood, bringing his sister along for the ride. What will Hollywood's Golden Era hold for Sookie? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,934 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Heat is in the Tools by Miss Construed reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Return of the Stackhouse Six by Miral reviews
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 233,830 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Can't Stop the Waves by Miss Construed reviews
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead But Not Buried by RienMuse reviews
Written for the First Blood Contest. Eric tells Sookie about his first kill in defense of his Viking family, while she is recovering in hospital from her encounter with Rene. Canon.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Northman's Still Off the Market: The Outtakes by Miss Construed reviews
Outtakes of Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market. AU/AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Amateur by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU: Sequel to The Expert, which has been removed from FF. Its amazing what comes back to haunt you. Looking to the future with the editor and the professor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
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Lucky reviews
: Sookie shares a Southern tradition for good luck in the New Year with her skeptical friends who seem to fear that hers has run out.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Voodoo reviews
A Home Sweet Home entry. Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress in a Kansas City steakhouse, drawn to the gritty side of town by an authenic jazz club.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Unfinished Business reviews
Home Sweet Home contest entry. Sookie spends the summer before her senior year of high school at her Gran's home in southeastern Kansas. Little did she know it would be a summer to remember.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Life Imitating Art reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Baby's Got Sauce reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a rising star on the culinary scene with a secret sauce that's the talk of the town. In a world where everybody is trying to get their hands on her sauce, the one person she can trust is the last person she expected – Chef Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sookie, Eric