Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.
ellooooooooo ITS KASEY!! :D IF YUUr on my pg my guess is yu likey my stories o.0 or yur ne of my bfflllz! ?!? neway yep im twilight obbsesd and a txt aholic and a tlk ahaolic and i tend to ramble alot and yeaaa.
Normal people vs. Twilight fans.
Actual label instructions on consumer goods
1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Don 't turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6. On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because??...)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor:
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
14. On a child's superman costume:
In my mind...
I promise to remember Bella
You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:
1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class
2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"
3)You've got a built in Volvo radar
4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"
5) You've written a fanfiction.
6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.
7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.
8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.
9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!
10) Your friends make you a Twilight scrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.
You know you live in the 21st century when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did\
I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokng pot.If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
CHECK CLOCK BEFORE READING
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.
Love my Dad:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
BITCHES WHO FIGHT FOR MY MAN BETTER HEAD DANM STRAIGHT INTO A TELEPHONE POLE CUZ I AINT DEALIN WIT DEYYYA SHIIT~~AMBERS QUOTEE
flying monkey with umbreallllas
98%of teens drink or do drugs...post if you like bagels(:
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