Author has written 5 stories for House of Night, Just Listen, and Misc. Books.
hi I'm VAL
i like toooooo
I'm 15 :)
OK readers listen up how many of you have heard of midnight sun plz sign this petition telling Stephenie Meyer to finish the story.
Stories that you MUST read !!!
. I learned about this site from accidentally clicking on avian flu from st. fang of boredom, just wanna say her stories are awesome.
I practically love the house of night serious lol. so obviously THIS is what most of my stories will be about.
i am hyperactive...die gay-fer the purple spider lol insider.
remember i might not be right about some stuff
:p luv me American idol
JUST A LIST OF BOOKS I HAVE READ
house of night series
Truth About Forever
Lock and key
along for the ride
Thirst the series ( workin on reading book3 & 4)
the short second life of bree tanner
dead is the new black (series )
The queen of cool
i kidnapped bob...hahaha bob.
me: say hi bob
bob: why should i? do i have to?
me:yes you do wanna make a good impression.
bob:what ja mean?
me:oh forget it. you are hopeless
as you can tell bob isn't very smart. ill have to punish him later.
but anyways lets get started.
i live in Georgia but was born in south America. hurray!!
i have 2 pests lil sisters, and one handsome dog (heehee i said handsome)
i bleed blue orange and blue, the parkviews colors,even though i recently moved to Suwanee
and now school colors are black and red ugh.
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they are just amazing.
They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.
A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge bang.
Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big bang, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
MY FAVORITE QUOTES BY JACOB BLACK
"AGE IS JUST A NUMBER BABY"- JACOB BLACK
" HE IS SUCH A MARSHMALLOW"-JACOB BLACK
"Does me being half naked bother you?" - Jacob Black
"Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial."-Jacob Black
"How hard did you hit your head?"- Jacob black
"What's up with you and age? I mean, how old was the Cullen guy anyway?"- JACOB BLACK
OK VERY FUNNY MOMENTS :)
Jacob Black: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?
-"Life sucks and then you die. Yeah I should be so lucky."
this is how THE dress LOOK like that Zoey wore in ch.7
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator/READ THIS!
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops
moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangster rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the Cd's.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fan girls...no offense)
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled donuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
36. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 37. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 38. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 39. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 40. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
36. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
37. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
38. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
39. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
40. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Orianthi - According To You Lyrics
According to you
But according to him
According to you
But according to him
I need to feel appreciated,
According to me
According to you
My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne
You were all the things I thought I knew
You’ve got your dumb friends
You were all the things I thought I knew
It’s nice to know that you were there
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh…
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
# If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
# When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart
# 5 of American men are now six feet or taller, compared to only 4 on 1900.
# Ice covers about 15 of the earth.
# In 1950, only 7 of Americans dyed their hair, now 75 do.
# 36 of the great lakes lie within Canadian territory.
# 11 of the planet is covered by glaciers.
# There is a 33 chance that a peanut grown in the U.S. will end up as peanut butter.
# In the densest jungle, only 1 of sunlight ever reaches the forest floor.
# 75 of all murder victims knew their killer.
# Only 6 of the land on Earth is suitable for growing crops.
# 72 of Americans don’t know the people who live next door.
# 19 of men say they wouldn’t mind being stupid as long as they had the perfect body.
# 24 of commuters say that when stuck in traffic, they think “deep thoughts.”
# 1 of U.S. businesses allow their employees to take naps during working hours.
# 20 of men say that their TV has taught them more about life than their parents have.
# More babies are born in September than in any other month
# 53 of Americans think they are paid the right amount.
# One in twelve Americans alphabetize their spice rack.
# 95 of the creatures on earth are smaller than a chicken egg.
# 63 of pet owners sleep with their pets.
# 25 of the fish you eat are raised on fish farms.
# 1 in 4 people admit to searching in their host’s medicine cabinets.
# The average American dog will cost its owner 14,600 in its lifetime.
# The Ratio of people to T.V. in the world is 6 to 1.
# 58 of school kids say pizza is their favorite cafeteria food.
# 32 of singles polled think they will meet their future mate online.
# The top three products for coupon redemption are cold cereal, soap, and deodorant.
# One in three dog owners say they have talked to their pets on the phone.
# 46 of violence on T.V. occurs in cartoons.
# Only about 5 of people dream in color.
# 80 of high school athletes, male and female, say they have been hazed.
# 65 of American adolescents get acne.
# The average American drinks 3.4 cups of coffee a day.
# The average American kid catches 6 colds a year, the average kid in daycare catches 10.
# The average American male laughs 69 times a day where the average woman laughs 55 times a day.
# 85 of obscene calls are made by males.
# 5 of Americans never get married.
# 60 of the county of Liechtenstein GDP is generated from the sale of false teeth.
# If a girl owns one Barbie, she most likely owns seven.
# 50 of American adults attended an arts activity in 1997.
# 35 of people watching
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
AND FINALLY At least 75 of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.
Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
Canada is an Indian word meaning ''Big Village''.
Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!.
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
Fine-grained volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpastes.
From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
Gardening is said to be one of the best exercises for maintaining healthy bones.
If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.