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Joined 10-27-09, id: 2127974, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Hey Arnold.

So, I should probably put myself into a context here, no?

White middle class female, from the ass-end of the pacific.

I do this as a weird sort of continuous escape from the stresses of general life.

Um, personally-wise: I'm into reading, both poetry and prose. I'm one of them alturists, when it comes to animals, at least. I drink heaps of coffee... in the immortal words of Max "I'm a coffee achiever". Love gaming, but strategy/puzzle/adventure games, not shoot-em-ups.

I'm approaching 30, so although I get that trolls are the minority here, if a teenager starts telling me that sex/abuse/etc isn't 'realistic', I'm just going to laugh, then delete the review (because, as we know, the trolls only ever post anonymously). No hate for teenagers in general though... some of the best people I know are tender in years.

At the risk of sounding like one of them surly types, I'm a realist, and I try to write as such. I'm constantly surprised at the conservative assumptions people make about my stories. I don't care about religion, and I'm not about to insert any of those sorts of values into my story-lines, unless it's to serve a particular purpose. So (although I don't assume that everyone who generously grants me reviews will read this... but just in case...) please don't assume that the context I am writing from is a Christian-centric one... It's not that I actively try to go against those kinds of social constructs, it's that they don't enter my head at all until it's brought up in the reviews.

Also, if you're going to ask me questions, please make sure that you have PM's enabled?

Lastly, to those who do read my little ramblings, and review, and allegedly enjoy what I write? Thanks :)

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Reunion by PresleyRox reviews
With Gertie's failing health, Gerald and Phoebe's upcoming nuptials, a class reunion his friends insist he attend, and a job offer Arnold finally returns to Hillwood after nearly a decade and half after finding his parents and staying in San Lorenzo. There he sees his old gang again, including the girl whose heart he had broken all those years ago, Helga G. Pataki. H/A, P/G
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Arnold, Helga
Let's Be 'Friends' by StarvingWriterMaeve reviews
He brought it up first. Just because she was hopelessly in love with Arnold didn't mean she'd risk any chance of being exposed. She'd never suggest something as crazy as being Friends With Benefits. Oh, no, this was all his fault because he brought it up first.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,970 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Wonderwall by Apple Syder reviews
Helga G. Pataki is back after a 7 year absence, and, much to everyone's shock, she seems...grown up. Nice. Well, at least nicer. To everyone but Arnold, that is. Arnold, angry that she likes everyone but him and convinced that no one should dislike him, sets out to change her mind and MAKE her like him.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,674 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Begin Again by MyRedRoseRomance reviews
College is full of new beginnings - new classes, new friends, new adventures. Helga's freshman year has been no different. But when a piece of her past comes into the picture, she's unsure whether she should begin again or pick things up where they left off. *WARNING: Contains lemons and coarse language.* You've been warned!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,437 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
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The Run reviews
Follow-on from Wolfsbane! Edward has Bella Captive! Ah no! Lemons and language. I don't own anything Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Clean slates, dirty laundry reviews
Good old troupes, so easy to fall back on. My two favorite characters are off to uni, will a change of scenery and a bit of growing up be good for them? As always, there will be lemons, because life's no fun without lemonade.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Finding your feet reviews
What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Dependents reviews
Always prideful, Helga is loathe to ask for help, especially from the person who makes her feel so vulnerable... but it's about more than just her... Language and Lemons, I don't own anything HA.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,255 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Helga, Arnold
Seven out of Ten an attempt at drips and drabs reviews
From a prompt thing... writing ten I only did 7, poor effort VERY short fics around song lyrics. I don't own anything HA.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Not exactly the ugly duckling reviews
Helga-Arnold... of course! 4 years after graduation, everybody else has moved on, but Helga is still waiting for something to happen to her. M for language and eventual lemons. I don't own Hey Arnold. Obviously.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,456 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Wolfsbane reviews
Picks up from the middle of New Moon - Bella picks up the phone when Edward calls, instead of Jacob - Edward doesn't go to the Voltari. Gets a little lemon-y later on : I don't own Twilight... obviously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,978 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete