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Joined 10-27-09, id: 2128026, Profile Updated: 03-13-17
Author has written 15 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, Undertale, and Once Upon a Time.

The Three Muskateers of Cybertron(aka The Breakers): Crystal Prime(aka Shadebreaker), Jayna Prime(aka Stormbreaker) and Sci-Fifan95(aka Shadowstreaker)-The trio of crazy Transfans. :D

"All for one and one for all, 'til all are one." Oddball Squad Motto

If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile

"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.

The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.

Nor do they want to."

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This is my deviantart.

Hello everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that I've started my very own youtube channel! I'll be playing games such as the Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect Andromeda, Yooka-Laylee, some old RARE games, Resident Evil 6, Skyrim, and many more! Hope you guys at least check it out! You can find it here:

I am looking forward to doing this on the side of all my hobbies. I really hope you guys enjoy what I do with it!

Current Stories:

A World Apart: A Transformers self-insert story. Set between TF and TF2. Amanda and Naomi. Taken down to forever be forgotten it seems.

It's a Prime Adventure: A Transformers: Prime self-insert story. Starts somewhere in season 1. Amelia/Shadebreaker. Updated whenever I get the next chapter done.

Your War, Our Battle: A Transformers: Prime group-insert story. Starts just after Cliffjumper's death. Shadebreaker, Pathbreaker and Stormbreaker. In process of rewriting current chapters.

Across the Galaxy: A Transformer story. Spans Exodus, Exiles and beyond. Mina Castina. On hold until I reach a certain chapter in YWOB.

Peaceful Times: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. Somewhere between chapters 28 and 29. RatchetxAmanda. One-shot. Complete.

The Prank That Made Galloway Quit: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. Just after chapter 28, before Peaceful Times. Amanda, Sides and Sunny. One-shot. Complete.

September Eleventh: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. A year after chapter 22. 9/11 tribute. One-shot. Complete.

Halloween: Side story to Careful What You Wish For. Transformers. DOTM timeframe. One-shot. Complete.

Where Do the Missing Words Go?: Side story to The Real Reason Behind the Lack of Updates. Transformers. Some point after meeting Terra. Amanda, Vector Prime. One-shot. Complete.

A Lesson in Plot Bunnies: Alternate universe side story to Across the Galaxy. Transformers. Exodus/Exiles timeframe. One-shot. Complete.

My New Writing Schedule:

IMPORTANT UPDATE: It's come to my attention that it has been nearly a year since I have posted anything here. I didn't even realize so much time had passed. The reason for this is not that I have stopped writing, nor that I have given up on any of my stories. It is due in large part to a drop in interest now that Prime is over and I find myself lacking of a continually present thing to hold my interest in Transformers. Don't take this the wrong way, Transformers still holds a special place in my heart, but it is extremely hard to focus on it, even the act of simply rewriting YWOB has proven to be hard to concentrate on. My muse has been bouncing around so much this year, it's ridiculous.

I can make no promises as to when I will get around to finishing these stories up, but rest assured, I will not count them out until they are completed. It may take me many more years, as my life has been and will be really busy from now on, with going to college next fall, all the things I need to accomplish before then and what my life will likely look like after that. But I will not toss these stories aside like I did A World Apart and previous stories. Nor will I simply rush the ending as I had my very first fanfic I had ever written. Things will be completed and completed right. I just can't promise a time frame for when that will be.

I apologize profusely to all of you who have faithfully waited all this time. I deeply, deeply apologize for my lack of activity here. Due to the fact this has been an issue for me, I have decided to not post any new stories until they are finished and polished. I have many different things I have started this year. I have no idea how many will be seen through to completion. It depends on how much I get done before I, you know, die. I hope to have something for you soon, though. If nothing else, I can do some oneshots for you guys if you wish. I will add a poll for you to decide.

Story Ideas/Plans:

These are stories that may or may not be written. Feel free to use the general concepts behind them, but not any OCs that are mentioned or specific details given in summary--they are my ideas, so no stealing. The general idea I am ok with, because as I know the general idea can be thought of by more than one person and it not necessarily be stolen. If you want to use a specific detail from any of my stories though please ask, or let me know at least, as I am always looking for new stories to read. :) The Mass Effect and Naruto ones are more prioritized than the rest, though who's to tell when any of them will be done?

1. Title: A Small Problem.

Fandom: Transformers.

Summary: Getting your own place and living on your own for the first time usually entails some unexpected bumps in the road. You never really know what quite to expect. So when Amelia sets to become fully independent, she sets her mind to expect anything. Unfortunately, even expecting anything, you can’t expect everything. Especially when one of the things include a bunch of tiny alien robots running around your house and causing havoc.

Characters: Amelia(OC). Autobots- Optimus. Ratchet. Wheeljack. Sunstreaker. Sideswipe. Ironhide. Bluestreak. Jazz. Prowl. Silverbolt. Bumblebee. Decepticons- Megatron. Barricade. Skywarp. Thundercracker. Starscream. Soundwave(and cassettes).

Timeframe: While they’re still on Cybertron.

Idea Origin: This started out as my toys coming to life, but I decided that since I only have Autobot figures and Ravage, it wouldn’t be as interesting. So it changed a little bit so now they arrive there via Wheeljack experiment gone wrong(go figure). I’ve had this idea for a little less than a year, back when I was only writing AWA, IAPA and the now discontinued IOW. And my muse has finally decided that it is going to make me write it eventually.

2. Title: (Title is in the workings.)

Fandom: The Avengers.

Summary: She thought he was just a person in a costume when she saw him at Universal. But when she runs into an old friend after making her move cross-country, she also discovers the man behind the suit. And gets a job she never expected and will never forget, no matter what happens in the future. For how could one forget working for the Avengers? Even if it is just as a housekeep around their mansion. But the job comes with its own dangers. After all, being around the Avengers isn’t exactly the safest place to be.

Characters: Amelia(OC). Naomi(OC). Tony Stark/Ironman. Steve Rogers/Captain America. Bruce Banner/Hulk. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. Clint Barton/Hawkeye. Thor. Susan Storm/Invisible Woman. Richard Rider/Nova. The Vision. And obviously some villains.

Timeframe: Some point after the Avengers movie.

Idea Origin: I watched the Avengers movie, read an Avengers comic and my muse decided to write this. I don’t know how long it took my muse to settle on a beginning and plotline though! Lol. The final version has not yet been started. And it won’t be until further notice, as with all the other stories in this list. I did, if you would note in the character section, add in to the team the members that were in the comic I read. My muse is to blame for that, as it is for many things.

3. Title: When Worlds Cross

Fandom: Crossover. Transformers and Avengers.

Summary: Kayla just wanted to get away from her hometown. She had no idea that moving across the states would lead to her falling into a dimension where super heroes exist and aliens have come to Earth. Seeing the problems in this world, she decides she wants to help. But being a normal human, she turns to the genius to help her find a way she could be useful. But things don’t go like they had in mind and Kayla is forced to deal with the consequences. Luckily, she isn’t alone.

Characters: Kayla(OC). Tony Stark/Ironman. Steve Rogers/Captain America. Bruce Banner/Hulk. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. Clint Barton/Hawkeye. Thor. Optimus Prime. Ratchet. Ironhide. Bumblebee. Jazz. Arcee. Chromia. Elita-1. Wheeljack.(Just to name a few)

Timeframe: After the Avengers movie. Between the first Transformers movie and ROTF.

Idea Origin: I watched the Avengers. I loved it. My muse decided to combine my now two favorite movies. That’s all.

4. Title: A Feline Problem.

Fandom: Transformers.

Summary: Have you seen everything? Do you think you have seen everything? Well, I’m pretty sure Crystal will disagree with you. Unless you’ve seen oddly colored cats that turned out to be the Autobots, you haven’t seen everything. Why are they small and furry? Well, it’s not going to be easy figuring this one out.

Characters: Crystal(OC). Optimus. Ratchet. Bumblebee. Sideswipe. Sunstreaker. Ironhide. Chromia. Elita-1. Arcee. Perceptor. Bulkhead. Prowl.

Timeframe: Pre-Earth in the Prime-verse.

Idea Origin: This one snuck up on my while reading a story where the Akatsuki from the anime Naruto were turned into cats. That, coupled with my love of cats, led to my muse demanding I write this eventually. So, it is on my list of eventual stories.

5. Title: The Real Reason for my Last Disappearance--Rewrite

Fandom: Star Wars

Summary: Thrown into a world I know well is as good an excuse as any for not updating, I suppose. What does one do when faced with the known without knowing how to handle it? One way, I suppose, is to become the unwilling apprentice of an insane clone. Is there a way out? Hopefully. And hopefully a way home too.

Characters: Crystal(OC), Tsuyo(OC), Various Canon Characters

Timeframe: Pre-PT through Pre-Tril, possibly beyond.

Idea Origin: The original idea for this came from a long, long time ago when I frequented a Star Wars forum. I got the idea from MsLanna's The Reason I Didn't Update way back when it was a one-part story just starting. Yeah, a long, long time ago. MsLanna and I were the first two people, at least on that forum, to post self-insert Star Wars stories and honestly I still don't see many of them in the Star Wars fandom despite how they run rampant among all other fandoms. Lol. We called ourselves The Incredibly Shameless Self-Inserters. MsLanna was TISSI-1 and I was TISSI-2. We had also gained a TISSI-3 before I eventually left the site for good, if only because I have a hard time finding my way through the new version of the site. This version will be a lot different as I was a beginner writer when I wrote the first version of this story. If I still had a copy of it, I would possibly share it just so people could see the difference in my writing from then and now. It involved a lot of random plots that never got tied up, cause I ended up rushing the end way too much. This one WILL be better because I am a better writer today than I was at ages 12-14. Plots WILL be better and I promise the end will NOT be rushed. I have decided to keep some of the basic ideas and use other ideas I've gotten for SW stories for completely new stories. After all if it didn't retain some of the main points, it wouldn't really be a rewrite, would it?

6. Title: A New Way of Life(Title Subject to Change)

Fandom: Mass Effect

Summary: Thrown into a world I know, with spotty memory of what is supposed to happen and separated from my friends, I find myself all but alone in one of the most dangerous places of the galaxy. Omega. Center of crime and violence. Lucky for me, I make a friend who is willing to teach me how to survive. Unluckily for me, I find quite a few metaphorical mountains making my life all the more difficult.

Characters: Crystal Icilius(OC), Zecharias(OC), Jayna(OC), Garrus Vakarian, Thane Krios, Commander Sheperd(M), Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy, Wrex, Grunt,etc

Timeframe: From between the first and second game at least through the third game, probably a bit beyond as well.

Idea Origin: While playing Mass Effect, we got to talking about how we could fix the ending, which led to talking what each of us would be in the Mass Effect world, which led to an old idea one of my friends had, which eventually led to the formulation of the basis of this story.

7. Title: Purpose to Protect

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: Gaps in your memory is an annoying thing, but with everything else happening, it's hard to focus on that. Between trying to believe there's a purpose to my life in this new world, trying to figure out if I'm meant to go home and trying to keep those I've met here safe, I don't have time to worry about why I seem to have gaps in my memory of my previous life. After all, this is my life now. Might as well just get used to it.

Characters: Icilius Crystal(OC), Inuzuka Nezumaki(OC), Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Gaara and about every other Naruto character

Timeframe: Beginning to End

Idea Origin: Seriously, how many of us have sat through the entire Naruto series and wondered "What would be different if I was there?" or "I would totally change this if I was there."? Probably more than half, right? So it's not too strange that I often think of what would be different if I was present in the world whenever I watch an episode or read a chapter, right? Well, this spawned from that initially. I have lots and lots of ideas for this story, but not all of them I know how I will implement.

8. Title: Out of Place, Out of Time

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: All I wanted was to become a Forensic Scientist, to investigate crime and make sure the truth is known...and to not be alone. Things were finally looking up for me. But all of that was shattered one night when I followed the sound of a scream. Now, I have to hide my knowledge, figure out who to trust with it, and pray I don't make things worse for the world of shinobi. And try not to fall in love in the progress.

Characters: Orman Crystal(OC), Matsuki Jacob(OC), Nara Naomi(OC), Morino Ibiki, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Uchiha Itachi, Orochimaru, Yamanaka Inoichi, Among many others

Timeframe: Shortly before the Chuunin Exams through an undetermined part of the series

As a Note to my Readers: I have no idea anymore when these will be written. We shall see. :)

Original Characters:(From Stories Posted, even just of Side Stories)


Amanda: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 years old. Human form-Brown waist length hair. Chocolate brown eyes. 5'0" Cybertronian-Blue-gray protoform. Blue optics. 24'0" Silver armor. Door Wings. Vehicle-silver 2007 Chevrolet Impala LS(chpt 7-40) silver 2008 Ford Focus SES(chpt 43 and on)

Naomi: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 years old. Human form-Brown hair just below the shoulders in length. Hazel eyes. 5'3" Cybertronian-Slightly blueish gray protoform. Blue optics. 22'4" Gold armor. Vehicle-gold 2005 Dodge Neon SXT

Unpronouncable name, called "Crystal": A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 years old. Human form-Brown hair shoulder length, with silver bangs. Blue eyes. 5'4" Cybertronian- Dark gray protoform. Green optics. 22'2" Blue armor with silver stripes. Vehicle-blue and silver 2007 Nissan Maxima

Tasha: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 years old. Human form-Blonde hair waist length. Green eyes. 5'2" Cybertronian-Dark gray protoform. Green optics. 18'5" Green armor with yellow stripes. Vehicle-green and yellow 2007 Nissan Maxima

Amelia/Shadebreaker: It's A Prime Adventure. Cybertronian turned human turned Cybertronian. 19 human years old. Human-Shoulder length brown hair. Blue eyes. 5'1" Cybertronian- Blue optics. 27 ft tall. White armor with purple flame details. Door Wings. Vehicle- white with purple flames 2009 Ford Focus RS

Crys/Shadebreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 human years old. Human-Long brown hair. Brown eyes. 5'3/4". Cybertronian-Aerialbot. Cyan blue optics. 27 ft tall. Purple armor with shade-shifting silver spots.

Jay/Stormbreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 human years old. Human-Long brown hair with blonde streaks. Brown eyes. 5'5" Cybertonian-Aerialbot. Icy blue optics. 28 ft tall. Dark blue armor with celtic runes on wings.

Sci/Pathbreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 16 human years old. Human-Short brown hair. Cobalt blue eyes. Bit of stubble. 6'6" Cybertronian-Triple-Changer. Cobalt blue optics. 45 ft tall. Black armor.

Mina Castina: Across the Galaxy. A normal nerdy 20-yr-old girl(not from our world). Brown hair. Brown eyes. Wears a visor. 5'1".

Kayla Cynder: Careful What You Wish For(as yet unwritten). Former seventh grade science teacher. Scientist/Liaison Autobot Ally.

RULES FOR DATING:(If you want to put this on your profile, that's fine, but at least say who you got it from, being me.)

1) Never date someone who reminds you of a bad family member.

2) Always be the driver on the first date(and any date after that)(unless you are like me and are terrified of driving)

3) Never choose where you go, only where you don’t go

4) Never date someone who your parents(or someone equivalent of) don’t approve of

5) Don’t date anyone who reminds you of an ex, if it didn’t work once it won’t work again

6) Always carry the pepper spray

7) Never get caught in a room alone with your date(with some exceptions)

8) Alcohol is a no-no on all occasions, but an even bigger no-no on dates

9) Don’t have your date get your drink, get it yourself, you never know

10) Act like yourself, if they can’t respect who you are, they don’t love you

11) Never dress your best for a first date

12) Never dress your worse for any date

13) It’s ok to dress up after six dates

14) Do the ol’ Gibbs-head-slap if your date says or does something wrong

15) Smirk at their expression afterwards

16) If they still like you after the above two rules, then there is no rule sixteen. If they don't, well there isn't a point in continuing the list is there?

17) We believe in equality, don’t let your date do all the work and don’t let yourself do all the work either

18) Have them take the blonde test, just to see if they’re as gullible as you are

19) Laugh when they do everything you say

20) If they still want to date you after rule 14, 15, 18 and 19, they might have a chance

21) Always have an overly-protective friend ‘interview’ your boyfriends/girlfriends

22) If they don’t run away crying, they may have a shot at being with you without getting shot

23) Have an overly-protective friend or family member sit in the room cleaning a gun when your date shows up and have them tell them they better not hurt you, every time you meet at your place before going out(this one is wishful thinking at the highest, I think)

24) Never meet at each other's houses on the first date

25) Meet at homes only after establishing a trusting relationship

26) Never date someone with evil intentions

27) On a sit-in movie date night, always have a friend from both parties

28) Never date someone without a sense of humor

29) When asked questions about personal views, always have them answer it first

30) Never have a sleep over with them in the building.(with some exceptions if they have nowhere else to sleep or vice versa)

31) Never date someone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.

32) Eventually some of these rules become obsolete.

Crystal's Rules for Life(Inspired by Gibbs' Rules, as well as the team's rules)(work in progress as life goes on):

1) Don't lie to Crystal; or expect her to without a good reason

2) Never go on a stake out alone

3) Admit when you're wrong

4) Forgive he who sucker-punches you, but don't give him a chance to do so again

5) Always forgive your friends, always, even before they ask for it

6) Don't expect others to hold to your standards

7) Don't be afraid to ask for advice

8) On dates, don't dress up until the sixth one

9) Offer forgiveness, always

10) Never give up on your dreams

11) Never give up on your friends

12) Never let your friends give up on their dreams

13) Don't ever betray your friends

14) If you have the ability to help someone, do it

15) Treat others fairly, even if they don't treat you fairly

16) Refer to NCIS, Naruto, Star Wars or other shows for quotes

17) God trumps all, do what He says

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music.

2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up.(I don't do this one, though I keep a lookout for him)

5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Blames all power outages on Blackout.(I do that all the time!)

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.(I've used movie quotes as whole sentences...)

10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic.(Well….not wrenches per se….)

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places(like bars those should go).

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...)

18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.(totally me)

20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers. :)

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer.

23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade(you know...I never seem to think of Prowl when I see a police car...)

24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..(ones that are true for me will have a comment by them)

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun.
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.) (I look at mustangs suspiciously)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (how am I supposed to know it’s not Barricade?)

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (what else could it be?)
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (I look at all cop cars suspiciously...)
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (I do at times)
-You cannot look at a boom box the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it. (in some ways that is true)
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2. (I did do this for TF 3)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (I see the title Deception and think it is Decepticon)
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (Ha! I did that a few times. Though that could be blamed on my dyslexia...)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better than pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (wouldn’t be surprised if this were so)
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (have done this :o)
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.(well Topspin in the movies is Jimmy Johnson's car)
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. (totally agree)
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. (they’re real, I know they are!)
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (I was sorely tempted)
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (it would be cool, but I don't drive anymore at this point)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. (lol I did give someone a headache once)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.(….I’ve done that….)
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwave’s.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout. (we lost power the other day and I immediately thought Blackout was behind it, but my cell still worked...)
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (when I’m nervous or scared or excited I will start talking really fast and no one can understand me)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (oh, that would be so fun, but sadly I didn’t do this)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. (I wondered for a while on one of them…)
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. (totally true)
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires. (what else coulda caused it? lol)
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. (yup)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster than speed of light is a possibility.(it has also been proven in real life, we just don’t know how to utilize it yet)
-You covered your walls with TF pics. (how about covered my walls with Cybertronian words)
-You call your computer Teletran one. (my netbook is named thus)
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding. (that’s me!)
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even though they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well. (energon is yummy! :P)
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar. (I will now!)
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now. (I have on occasion)
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge. (ohmygoshIwanttotrythat!)
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (hmm, maybe)
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takara’s autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out. (haha, I pre-ordered TF3!)
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (try over 75)
-You read this entire list and added to it. (yup)

-You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it.

-You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. (I might just do that...)

-You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade.

-You get a shirt with the Autobot symbol.

-You buy a pinyata with a Decepticreep symbol on it and smash away.

-You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots. (I have considered it, but for completely different reasons, though that would be awesome)

-You hated cars, but now you love some and are scared of others (yup, that’s me alright)

-You don’t want a Kia even though it’s a cool car, because it doesn’t remind you of any Autobots (yup, but I would still buy one even if it’s not my ideal car if I ever drive again)

-You have, or plan on doing so, painted the Autobot insignia on your vehicle (I so plan on doing this)

-If one of your insults is 'Son of The Fallen' (I have so used that as an insult lol)

-If you write a Transformers fanfiction to honor special dates. (yeah, that's me)

-If every insult you use is related to Transformers (yeah, whenever I do insult, which is very rare, it's an insult only Transfans would understand completely)

-If you read the Bible and it actually means even more to you after being a Transfan. (Yup. I'm guilty here...)

Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=

I remember cheering on Simba when he fought Scar.
I remember booing at Ursula when she took Arial's voice.
I remember fighting the Huns with Mulan.
I remember the wind through my hair, running by Pocahontas.
I remember being locked in the Beast's castle with Belle.
I remember laughing and having fun with Mickey and his friends.
I don't remember watching stupid teen drama on Disney channel.
You're never too old to watch a Disney movie :) Repost if you miss the old Disney.


AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

I remember cheering on Simba when he fought Scar.
I remember booing at Ursula when she took Arial's voice.
I remember fighting the Huns with Mulan.
I remember the wind through my hair, running by Pocahontas.
I remember being locked in the Beast's castle with Belle.
I remember laughing and having fun with Mickey and his friends.
I don't remember watching stupid teen drama on Disney channel.
You're never too old to watch a Disney movie :) Repost if you miss the old Disney.

"94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures."

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares “That’s her”.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(news flash, I am poor.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am against abortion actually)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself.

I sometimes say random, off-topic things, so I MUST not be paying attention.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) You immediately defended yourself by saying 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized you were defending yourself against an inanimate object.

8.) You are smiling and nodding to yourself.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that ;)

If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.

When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.

The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
them down.

They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime

If you haven't read any of the Twilight books and don't feel incomplete in any way for not doing so, copy/paste this into your profile

You know you are a Star Wars fan if...

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you have addressed one of your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. still consider the EU as canon even if Disney has tossed even the good stuff out the window hate Disney for tossing out the good stuff, which includes everything except the movies

... you understand any of this.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader, Crystal Prime

Even when you can't sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you think insanity is hereditary in your family copy this into your profile

If you are "in", but not "of" this world, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-If you try to return to an old forum only to disappear again after resolving not to and the cause is you're writing.

-If you can't escape plot bunnies.

-If you add to this list.

Dyslexic writers of the world unite! Just cause we are dyslexic doesn't mean we can't read or write, it just means we have more difficulty getting everything in correct order. :) But we CAN do it.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.


I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at what's on the outside.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many donuts...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who is not afraid to climb trees.
The one who won't give up.

Something my friend showed me:

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX Put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, Crystal Prime

Put your music player on shuffle! (I've done this before, but I am redoing it to see how it will differ)

Don't cheat, either.

We know if you do.

As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life.


Opening Credits: 1st: The Champion by Carman (awesome!) 2nd: Holdin' On by Carman (It's destined that my theme is by Carman. Lol.)

Waking Up: 1st: All the Pretty Things by Tenth Avenue North 2nd: Quest by John Waller (Hm, I think that is a better song to wake up to)

First Day at School: 1st: My Pledge by Carman (would make more sense for wedding...) 2nd: Beautiful Name by ZOEgirl (Better than the first result)

Falling In Love: 1st: The Journey by Steven Curtis Chapman (ok, but would fit life better) 2nd: I Will Rise by Chris Tomlin

Prom Night: 1st: Refine Me by Ayiesha Woods (I guess that fits...) 2nd: Keep Changing the World by Mikeschair

Life: 1st: Surely Goodness and Mercy by Marty Nystrom (surely I will be good in life) 2nd: Revive Us Oh Lord by Carman

Mental Breakdown: 1st: Beautiful by Jordan Biel (what a happy song for a breakdown!) 2nd: Hundred More Years by Francesca Battistelli (Not sure that fits for a breakdown)

Driving: 1st: Overcomin’ Child of God by Carman (love it!) 2nd: Suitcases by Dara Maclean (fitting in a way)

Flashback: 1st: All We Need is Love by unknown (hmmm...I suppose it fits) 2nd: A Little Bit More Conviction by Carman

Getting back together: 1st: You Are a Storm by Jonny Diaz (lol reminds of how Sanji in One Piece says love is like a hurricane...and that one song...) 2nd: Yours Forever by Dara Maclean (hm, fits)

Wedding: 1st: Stand Up by Carman (we will praise Jesus during our wedding. awesome!) 2nd: Just a Dream by Jump 5 (In a way that fits taking the lyrics into account)

Birth of Child: 1st: She Sings in Riddles by Third Day (so I guess my first girl will sing in riddles?) 2nd: No You by ZOEgirl

Final Battle: 1st: The Truth is Who You Are by Tenth Avenue North (makes perfect sense to me) 2nd: Throwdown by Pillar

Funeral Song: 1st: You Set the Rhythm by Newworldson (cheerful song for a funeral! YES!!!(I want everyone to have a party when I am gone)) 2nd: The Greatness of Our God by Natalie Grant (Perfect)

Final Credits: 1st: Perfect Place by John Waller (I will be in a perfect place if I get to heaven!) 2nd: The Lost Get Found by Britt Nicole (Again, perfect)

Some Random Questions I came across:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I don't hate anybody, but there are definitely more than 3 people who I hope never to see again.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Twelve? Thirteen? I've moved a lot in my life...

4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers Mint

5) Favorite shoes? cow-girl boots

6) Have you ever tripped someone? keep them from going after a friend

7) Least favorite school subject? History...

8)Do you like justin Bieber? NO WAY!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Hmm...does along the side of the road count?

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Transformers, mostly my fanfics. Jesus is also always on my mind

12) Favorite genre of music? Anything Christian that's not rap. Though I do like TobyMac

13) How many pets do you own? None right now... :'(

14) What time were you born? I want to say around 11:20 am or somewhere around there

15) Do you like beer? DEFINITELY NOT!

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Once...on my mom. She knew it was me though

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Most embarrassing? Erm...I don't have any that are embarrassing.

18) Are you sarcastic? At times...

19) Is anyone in your family famous? Not that I know of. Do people who were on the Mayflower count?

20) How many watches do you own? One.

21) Summer or winter? Winter, I just love the snow. Or summer because the roads are safer...but the humidity sucks

22) Favorite anime character? Can I count the Transformers as anime? If so then Ratchet. If not...then I guess I'll have to go with Pikachu...

23) Favorite color to wear? Purple :)

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? My best friend's house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Absolutely. On purpose.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? None.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None currently

30) How many video games do you own? Over ten

31) What was your first pet? A cocker spaniel named Elmo...he kept biting us so Mom had him put down. The first I remember though was Odie, a golden retriever-yellow lab mix.

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? I don't think so

34) Do you use chapstick? not really

35) Name 3 teachers from your School. Professor Smith, Professor Bower and Professor McClain

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Idk.

37) Are you too forgiving? I wouldn’t say so, but ask someone else.

38) How many children do you want? As many as I get. :)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup. A black bandanna. :)

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Donuts.

41) Do you own a gun? No

42) Ever thought you were in love? Thought? No. Knowing is another story all on it's own. Take from that what you will.

43) When was the last time you cried? About a week ago?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Talked to Sci-Fifan95 and Jayna Prime and wrote on my stories

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope.

48) Nicknames? Manda(I hate that one), Mandy(I hate that one more), Manda-Panda, Mina(my brother when he was like two), Crys, Shade’

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? A dog...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? For a NASCAR race

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I now know who they are and no, I do not.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Do the ghosts on Mario games count?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope. Don't plan to.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Relatively…

57) Do you dye your hair? sometimes.

59) What year were you born? Need-to-know Classified...:P 1992 actually

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I dunno... Probably things a two year old does

62) McDonalds or Wendys? It depends on who's driving...but I like Wendys better

63) Do you like yourself? Absolutely.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mum.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? Hmm… The eyes. You can tell when they're lying, telling the truth, or anything through the eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Depends where the dark is.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Toothpaste.

68) Do you own a webcam? yes, it is built into my computer

69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt? yes...? I fail to see the importance of this question...or quiz for that matter

70) Ever broke a bone? Yup

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Naw.

73) Pringles or lays? Flavor?

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Er? I dunno, I may have...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither.

77) Do you like your guidance counselor? Graduated.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Brother, but he doesn't count, because he says a lot of things. Others as well

79) Do you have a birth mark? ….Maybe *doesn't really know*

80) Do you own a car? Nope

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. my boss's boss

2. people who can't be satisfied

3. the news

83) Do you text message often? more so than I used to

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? yes

86) What do you want more than anything right now? At this particular moment, I want to strangle Palpatine from the Star Wars universe

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship and no sex till marriage

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? It’s bad for my health, but yes...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? The what?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes, but I prefer colored pencils. I love coloring!

93) How many books do you own? Less than I want.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My best friend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My boss

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? was more a circumstance than a person.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Sci-Fifan95

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? That's between me and God...

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Sci-Fifan95

100) Who was the last person that called you? My sister


1) Who is your favorite Autobot?

Ratchet! Gotta love him.

2) Who is your favorite Decepticon?

Hmm...Thundercracker as he is the most sane

3) Autobots or Decepticons?

Autobots, hands down.

4) Favorite quote?

"Bulkhead! I NEEDED THAT!" Ratchet TF:P or "Give me your face!" Optimus Prime ROTF or "Sorry. I just wanted to show him my guns." Ironhide TF 2007 or "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Optimus Prime or “In a contest between resources and ingenuity, never underestimate ingenuity.” Ratchet Exodus

5) When you first saw anything about Transformers, what was your reaction?

"Alien robots? Awesome!"





question how he exists, decide I really don’t care, and try to strike up a conversation


Ask how I know who he is…


Hmm, I don’t know...


several actually


ask him to teach her how to be an Autobot medic




Putting up with the twins without throwing a wrench at them


Thundercracker as he is the sanest and so far I think the most likely to maybe turn good


For Thundercracker, just acting crazy is crazy…


Slag each other


Hmm, I don’t really have a least favorite, but if I had to choose it’d be Wasp from Animated during Bee’s academy days


The flying dorito of doom aka Starscream in the movie and Megatron in all continuities and Scalpel and The Fallen


If that were ever even made possible to have kids with him... I think three, a mech and two femme, but I would love whatever I got :D


Ironhide x Chromia and Optimus x Elita-1


Guilty as charged.


Ground Vehicle-Ford Focus

Aerial Vehicle-L39 Albatros Jet Fighter


Chromia...she kicks serious aft and is Ironhide’s mate and Ironhide is awesome!


Autobots of course. What kind of dumbaft would join the ‘Cons?

Favorite Quotes:

"When two rights clash, the most important thing is to risk your life and put yourself in your opponent's position. Anyone who would easily take the lives of innocent bystanders in order to have their own words recognized has no right to talk about justice." Kakashi Hatake while facing down terrorists a year after the Fourth Shinobi War has ended in Naruto: Kakashi's Story

"Although suddenly now I'm wanting maximum knowledge and maximum chaos as it'd raise some very interesting plotlines... Volshe trying to manipulate Palps with her knowledge, I'm trying to woo Ventress with mine, Inquisitors are after you JMA for the knowledge of the virus, Vader is growing suspicious about us all after one of us lets slip something in an interrogation, the Rebels are wanting us to spill our knowledge to help them, and I suddenly want to grow to become the misunderstood 'villain' of the piece who has to get killed." Darth Dreadwar in reference to the SW story I am writing. JMA refers to me, just to let you know.

“If you don’t take a chance, you don’t stand a chance.” Unknown person

“Class dismissed.” Ironhide after kicking Con afts in DOTM

“Bulkhead! I NEEDED THAT!” Ratchet whenever Bulkhead breaks something

“In a contest between resources and ingenuity, never underestimate ingenuity.” Ratchet after Optimus tells him he works wonders with limited resources

“I’m here to give a second opinion.” Ratchet being awesome while getting Jack off the Nemesis

“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.” Optimus Prime trying to get Sam to help

“We cannot ignore the danger. We must conquer it.” Optimus Prime in G1

“Satan’s Camaro, in my yard! It’s stalking me!” Sam Witwicky freaking out

"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1 Timothy 4:12

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” Ellen Parr

“You were only given this life because you are strong enough to live it.” Unknown person

“It’s better to be hated for who you are, than loved for what you’re not.” Not sure…(I know I have said this several times….*wonders*)

“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.” Jack Sparrow pointing out the obvious….again lol

“You know that feeling when you’re standing really high up and get the irresistible urge to jump?...I don’t have it.” Jack Sparrow when trying to get out of jumping down a really high cliff

“I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it!” Jack Sparrow being as hilarious as ever

“When words fail, music speaks.” Not sure who said this originally

“Are you out of you Vulcan MIND?” Bones McCoy asking Spock if he’s gone nuts

“I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass me by.” Jack Sparrow

“Glomping is just rugby….hugging someone at 50 miles per hour.” Unknown person

“I’m certain I can speak for all those pledged to the Decepticon cause when I say Unicron spells one thing, and that’s trouble with a capital ‘running and screaming’.” Barricade in response to a fan question about Unicron

“So that’ll be two We’re Not As Funny As We Think We Are combos with a side of Bite Me.” Jack Darby totally owning a group of bullies

“My courage is mine to offer. And I offer it to Cybertron, and to the Autobots.” Ultra Magnus volunteering to stay on Cybertron and fight the Decepticons remaining behind

“Wherever you go, wherever the Autobots follow, you must return, Optimus Prime. You must return when the planet has had time to heal…” The Core(Primus) proving that Cybertron will someday be alive again and Optimus will lead the Cybertronians into a new age of peace and prosperity

“This looks like a cool place to kick it.” Jazz when introduced to Sam Witwicky and Mikaela Banes

“Are you asking me or Bumblebee? Because he can barely talk.” Prowl shocking us all with sarcasm

“We could go, you know. And if some authority discovers us, if we get arrested or questioned, I’ll claim it’s a cultural investigation. That is what I do you know.” Jazz encouraging Orion Pax to make his own decision while telling us his pre-war job

“Oh, I got something real fancy in mind.” Jazz before creating a distraction

“Haven’t you heard? Humans multiply.” Arcee explaining why there are three children instead of two

“Face.” Jack Darby throughout the mission in the tunnels beneath New York

“Hey you! You with the face!” My brother at times

“Those who are fortunate should know how fortunate they are.” Jazz giving us a profound piece of wisdom

“…someone had to start the conversation. I had watched you for a long time, Optimus Prime. I had seen the way you tried to handle Megatron, and the way you considered every idea from every angle. Yours was the kind of leadership Cybertron needed.” Alpha Trion placing his faith in Optimus Prime

“Just because they have an unusual ability doesn’t necessarily make them someone you’d want to know.” Silverbolt when he and the Aerialbots are in the past in G1

“You break it. I’ll fix it.” Ratchet

“Thanks for clearing the front door for us, but raiding the Decepticon warship was not on the activities list.” Arcee after saving Jack and Raf from random Vehicons aboard the Nemesis

"A robotic dinosaur butler! Now all my questions are answered. Except, maybe, why?" Danni Burns in response to Trex getting Doc Greene's coffee

"Rocket snipers? They can snipe you...with rockets!" Sci and I while playing the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron

"Megatron committed suicide!" Sci and I while playing the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron

"Don't pull a Megatron." Sci and I whenever we barely escape dying, falling to death especially...or getting squished

"It's a brute, it's a brute it's brute brute brute." The Brute song(exact quote may be different, not sure

"Just end the war right there." Sci whenever Megatron died from his stupidity while we played the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron

"Trees!" Sci cheering me and Jay up one day

"No." Ratchet voicing all our thoughts at the end of Triage and Toxicity in one word

"Banana fish!" Agent Fowler while loopy

"Soldier! You're out of uniform! Put on some pants!" Agent Fowler while recovering from his run-in with Starscream

"Sure thing buddy, right after you eat my star-spangled shorts." Agent Fowler to Starscream about telling him the location of the Autobot base

"What in Uncle Sam's beard?" Agent Fowler has his own idioms filled with American symbolism

"Wheeljack! What are you doing?!" Ratchet having a reaction to Wheeljack's flying that is very similar to Obi-Wan Kenobi's reaction to Anakin Skywalker's flying

"Wait a minute, a grenade inside of Laserbeak, inside of Soundwave? Like a turducken!" Raf referring to what is perhaps the oddest food I've heard of

"I can has cheeseburger!" -Agent Fowler pulling an LoLcat moment

"Doc Knock is knocked out!" -Miko makes the best joke ever

"Be on your guard. My double could be anywhere."
*Bumblebee beeps a reply*
"I'm sorry. What?" -Nemesis fail. When trying to fool Bumblebee, you might want to make sure you understand him first.

"Never trust a Con. Kick Buckethead's bucket!" -Bulkhead

"I have an army!" -Loki "We have the Hulk." -Tony Stark(The Avengers)

Sci, Jay and me are playing WFC and a large thing transforms in the middle of a room to show Megatron's face* "Jay: What is THAT?! Sci: That reaction is the perfect description of Megatron's face. Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably for five minutes* Sci: I think I broke Crys...RATCHET!" -Sci, Jay and I while playing WFC together

"Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder how you get these ideas." -Sci in reference to my many ideas after looking at my drawn Autobot cat picture

Jay: "Where's my bomb?" Sci: "Did you just say you lost a bomb?" Jay: "Yes, Crys and I have two bombs in our room." Sci: "Well, that is alarming." -Sci and Jay

"No act of aggression is as fierce or as insuppressible as a true act of protection." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures

"Because as we slide along the monorail track that is our life, we should remember, occasionally, to dangle our little paws over the side." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures

"Because this cat is trying to tell you that when you hide your love behind a curtain of indifference, you should first make sure that your feet aren’t showing." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures

"There's a difference between giving up and strategic disengagement. Know it." -Bryan McGill

"There can be no enemies between those who have known the same pain." -Gaara

Quotes from me:

"It's better to be a drowning idealist than a living pessimist, for the living pessimist sees no hope where the drowning idealist at least has hope for a bright future for the world even if they will not be part of it." -Me while waiting for my English class to start

"I needed that!" -Me, whenever something I need is broken.

"Scrap!" -Me, whenever something goes wrong.

"Being short has its advantages." -Me sticking up for short people.

"I love my nakama. They are wonderful people of God." -Me on my spiritual family

"It is always funny to see an evil being get completely humiliated to the point where no one will take them seriously." -Me on the hilarity of bad guys in pink tutus and singing girly songs

"We pray that God is good and great, but why don't we ever tell Him how much we appreciate the actual things He does for us?" -Me on the well-known prayer 'God is good, God is great, let us thank Him for this food'

"Things may suck right now, but at least we're still saved." -Me after a particularly hard day

"The Decepticons wouldn't stand a chance." -Me in a particular I-could-take-on-anything mood

"You're so cute...OW! It bit my neck!" -Me holding a ferret

"No matter what happens that is good in my life, I will never be completely and utterly happy one hundred percent of the time, for about half of my emotional breakdowns occur because I feel so horrible for someone else maybe not quite half, but close to. I care. Perhaps too much. I look on the brightside, I give the best advice I can give, I pray, I hope, I defend. Yet sometimes all I want to do is curl up and hide from the world so I don't have to face it and be strong, sometimes I just want to let my own problems be the cause of that, but when it comes to my problems, all I want and need to be cheered up is a loving hug." -Me about happiness and the affects things have on me

"I don't care if it won't do it for you! It'll work for me!" -Me just before proving that things work in odd ways for me

"Someday I'm going to prank Megatron." -Me during one of our imaginary adventures

"Jayna: NOBODY MOVE! ...I lost me brain... Me: I think I lost mine too, we should find them before they catch colds." -Jayna and myself on our insanity

"Weird and crazy is good. If there were no weird and crazy people in the world, life would be boring." -Me while riding with the librarian to the school

"I love an excuse to dress up in a costume." -Me

"Make-up is a mask, it hides our true self. I do not feel we should hide behind or underneath a bunch of junk. I will not hide under a bunch of junk to make people happy, for I am happy with who I am. This is why I do not pretend to be someone I am not, why I do not wear make-up to cover tired lines or anything. Why should I hide? What is there to hide from? The world? I got God, I can take on the world any day. My friends? My friends like me for who I am, not what I wear. My enemies? I say bring it! I'm not scared as God did not give me the spirit of fear." -Me

"I can fight when I need too, though I don't like fighting. I learned early in my life how to improvise in fights that I am at a disadvantage in." -Me on fighting

"I dun want to scare the 'Bots! *pouts* They wouldn't be victim of my insaneness." -Me while talking with Jayna about our insaneness

"We're a couple of insane Transfan femmes, I KNOW we'll succeed! Because all insane femmes succeed at everything they set their minds to." -Me

"D.O.R.K. Daughter of the Risen King." -Me on facebook

"Don't walk in front of me cause I may not follow, don't walk behind me cause I may not lead, but walk beside me and be my friend!" -Me

""Can't" is no longer a word in my dictionary. Because I CAN do ALL things through Jesus, who strengthens me." -Me

"Earth is not our final destination." -Me in a conversation with my co-workers at the OU-C Learning Center

"If I had three wishes that would come true, I would wish for my family and friends to be happy with one, but then I wouldn't know what to do with the other two. I suck at that sort of thing." -Me

"One day we will look back on this and we will either cry or we will laugh, but I'm sure we will never forget this day." -Me when something just didn't go right for me and a friend

"I can't believe I'm an alumni, I feel old." -Me after having flag practice for alumni night after being retired from the high school flag corp. for two years

"Me: The top of my head has become immune to pain. Lizzy: I think I have something wrong with mine." -Me and a friend on the effects of getting hit in the head by flag poles many times throughout our high school years

"Everyone's crazy in their own little, crazy way. You just don't always see their crazy. Those who aren't crazy around people are 'normal' people and they are boring. I am glad I have crazy, non-'normal' friends." -Me

"THE AUTOBOTS ARE MY CONSCIENCE! XD" -Me after realizing that the part of me that is right/tells-me-to-do-the-right-thing speaks in the voices of the Autobots

"Love is one of the most fundamental elements of our human lives, without it all things would fall." -Me on Facebook on Valentine's Day

"Why would God make a universe as big as ours and only put life on Earth? It doesn't make sense." -Me explaining my reasoning for my belief that aliens exist

"I now have my excuse for liking Transformers so much, Transformers can lead to God." -Me

"It's going to be awesome!" -Me on the co-op chapter Sci and I wrote for our Prime-verse stories(my IAPA and his FC)

“If the Autobots read my fanfics….I think I would die of embarrassment…” -Me while talking to Sci-Fifan95

“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Bots read the books?” -Me musing out loud to myself a plot bunny my muse is stuck on

"Where are they?...OH! Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!!!!" -Me, while playing Escalation on War for Cybertron with Sci-Fifan95, wondering where the Cons are before promptly freaking out when abruptly having to dodge plasma burts from a destroyer

"They ended it on a cliffhanger?!" -Me in disbelief just after watching Toxicity

"I have a sense of style, I just don't use it." -Me whenever someone is talking about style to me

"Somewhere among the infinite universes...I am Ironman." -Me

"Somewhere in the infinite universes and realities...everything is as it should be..." -Me

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Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
How the Queen Stole Christmas by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A holiday wedding for Archie and Lilly enables Regina to be a flower girl, but the Christmas spirit is not in everyone's heart in Storybrooke when Cora the Queen of Hearts stealthily invades and sets out to spoil the holiday by kidnapping Regina and her small rival Meredith. Will the Queen succeed in stealing Christmas? A Baby Regal/Gold fic! Gold Standard AU!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,782 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Archie H./Jiminy Cricket, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
My Family, My Home by Cairistona reviews
Prowl finds life complicated, but it gets even more so when his spark starts getting melted by a young femme, Auri. Worse, Soundwave gets shot down and ends up in ends up in Autobot hands. Add an ex-Decepticon Praxian refugee to the mix, along with Auri's upgrade completion, restive twins, and Prowl's conflict with logic and emotion, and it gets even more fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 906,909 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Chromia, Ironhide] Soundwave, OC - Complete
Fate Calls by Sci-Fifan95 reviews
In life, the only certain thing that applies to us is death. We cannot escape it. We cannot outrun it. It is a fate that finds us all. However, He plays chess. And you don't find out until too late that He's been playing with two queens all along.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 703,024 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, OC
Origin by Sci-Fifan95 reviews
All things have a beginning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,251 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Arcee, Chromia, Optimus Prime, Megatron
To Prove Them Wrong by deltro reviews
"How far are you willing to go to prove them wrong?" "As far as the Gods will let me." AU with twelve-year-old Hiccup the Useless, who is determined to prove the people of Berk wrong. Even if it means disappearing for six years and returning as a whole new person.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,266 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
May The Dead Yet Live by Sci-Fifan95 reviews
"Tali was found outside the farmhouse? Why wasn't that shared while I was in DC?" Director Elbaz pressed her lips. "I thought it unnecessary information."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,537 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Dismantled Pattern by littlemelonatplay reviews
Civilian life in Kumogakure. Being a civilian has got to be easier than becoming a kunoichi who has to mold their life to the village's whims. However, maybe she got it all wrong? This is an OC – SI story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,320 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Flames of War by Pikapixie The Demigod reviews
Fire, death, and destruction. The world was burning down around her, crumbling to ashes beneath her feet. And she was alive. This was war. This was her. This was exactly what she had signed up for... but maybe she should have read the fine print. Sequel to SOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 171,681 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Gaara, OC]
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,645 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
The Reason I didn't update II: Clueless Chiss (continued on AO3 only) by MsLanna reviews
Discontinued here. read it edited and downloadable on ao3. where the first aprt also is up. As i said, I am moving everything there.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 136 - Words: 232,352 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
Into the Last Good Fight by 1991Kira reviews
Sequel to OMITF. The adventures of everyone's favorite time-travelling turian continue as he and Commander Shepard kick Collector butt and chew bubblegum. . . except they're all out of bubblegum. ME2. Shakarian. Time-travel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,815 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,497 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Rise by LeaderPinhead reviews
The third and final story in the Pint Sized series. First there were little robots, then there were sparklings. Now Victoria will have to face an even bigger challenge as she learns to transition into the new form, culture, and life forced upon her while simultaneously coping with the powerful AllSpark forcibly trapped within her. [Put on Hiatus for the moment]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Bluestreak, OC
Like Stockholm by retrospaace reviews
In a world where the First Contact War started later and lasted longer than it originally had, a military raised civilian Jane Shepard is kidnapped and held hostage by turian special-ops. AU, Eventual Shakarian. Really, really slow updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Nihlus K., Shepard (M)
Naruto: Jinchuuriki Chronicles by darkmist111 reviews
Brought together by the International Selection Naruto, Fu, and Gaara carve their own path into the world under the Guidance of Killer Bee. Watch out world here comes Team Jinchuuriki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Gaara, Killer Bee
Hera's Heart by Cut Lawquane reviews
Kanan x Hera. Hera knew. She knew from the moment they first met until their last goodbye. This is a deeper internal monologue from Hera's POV of events that happened in Star Wars Rebels.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Kanan J., Hera S.
The Girl with the Voice by massivelyattacked reviews
A series of interconnected one shots and snapshots of the Dovahkiin from the perspective of traveling companions, friends, lovers and those who attempted to cross her. Rated M for language, some sexual situations. Latest update: Farengar Secret-Fire
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,612 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Onmund, Ulfric Stormcloak
Fuzz-ball to the Rescue by AkaNoKarasu reviews
Suddenly waking up in a body that is not your own is freaky enough. Waking up in the body of a cat is even worse. Waking up in a fictional world just puts a cherry on top of it all. (Warning pre-gen OCs; SI!Cat) [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Kidnapped by Akatsuki by Pikapixie The Demigod reviews
The process by which Mitsuwa Fumiko meets Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Tobi, Konan, Pein, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Itachi. Not necessarily in that particular order. In which the Akatsuki think kidnapping is a good idea, and Fumiko decides that maybe it isn't really all that bad. PERMANENT HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Akatsuki, OC
That which matters by 1991Kira reviews
Commander Shepard's decision to interfere with Garrus' revenge has unintended consequences. Will they able to salvage their friendship or will Shepard have to fight the Collectors without Vakarian? ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Ripple in Time by Risuna-Phenix reviews
How much can one person change the course of history? How much can an unprecedented love change people, heal souls maybe even be that something lost they never even knew was missing? How can a lover's devotion, a mothers love, a marine's loyalty change the corse of fate? E and Killer bee are about to find out (pre-time line AU and kinda out there)(Naruto comes in in arch 3)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [A/Fourth Raikage, OC] Killer Bee, Naruto U.
The Long Road Home by Rose's.wings reviews
The war for Cybertron continues and things have gone from bad to worse to weird in no time flat. Not only are the Decepticons abruptly stronger but something's wrong with the planet itself! And then there's that strange man that saw Aria in the bath...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 380,333 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Warmth by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Kakashi needs a mother. Enter Kushina. (A collection of one-shots. Mentions of KakaRin.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,690 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
That's One Hell Of a Reboot by Esstential AwesomeGuy reviews
What if after the academy, Team 7 was assigned to the pervy Gutsy Ninja, Jiraiya? Now leading his 3rd team, Jiraiya will journey a young team 7 trough victory, betrayal, and just utter failure; while even attempting to teach Naruto and Sasuke a thing or two in perving. AU (Duh)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Jiraiya
All Over Again by A New Kind of Normal From 97 reviews
What if after Commander Shepard jumped into the synthesis beam, she woke up to find that... it was 2183 and the day before the beginning of her assignment on the Normandy SR-1. Was it all just a dream? Or a prediction? (Rating may change in later chapters)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Bad Turian by AwesomeLass reviews
He got just close enough to grab her arm before she could reach the request button. "Shepard." When she spun around to face him, her features showed something familiar, something like he had felt all night. Surprise. Garrus could tell himself it was hunger, but he could feel it in the pit of his stomach and all through him that he was just about to do something very stupid. -F!SxGV
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.
Second Chances by servantofclio reviews
Twelve years after the end of the war, Shepard is living a quiet, retired life, having put her past behind her. An encounter with an old friend makes her reconsider some choices and just might give both of them another chance at happiness. A story about friendship, love, and blending families. FemShep/Garrus, references to past FemShep/Kaidan and Garrus/OC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mercy by ChronosAbyss reviews
Following the events of 'Rock Bottom', Starscream must pay for his treacherous actions against Megatron. But he soon learns that perhaps it is the Autobots who are the only ones who are willing to grant him one last chance. Just how far is he willing to be pushed before showing both Autobots and Decepticons what he's truly capable of? Rated T for mild violence. *Completed*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,945 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Starscream - Complete
The Awesome EightyFour Fiction Challenge by Cairistona reviews
A challenge fic for everybody! Write a TF drabble exactly 84 words long, PM it to me, & I'll post it here! See first chapter for rules & details. It's awesome fun! Help me compile 84 awesome fics! Over 3/4ths of the way done!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ironhide, Sideswipe
Gakuen Unova by 2bloo4U reviews
You used to believe you would never fall in love. After all, that was something that other girls did, and you weren't like other girls. But all of that changed when you moved away from your old home in Kanto to a big high school in Unova...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Ingo/Nobori, Emmet/Kudari
You Have Found a Home by Cairistona reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Sticky Situation by Cairistona reviews
Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,922 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Sparklingsitting by Lunar Mist reviews
This is a side story from "Through a Cybercat's Optics". Optimus prime didn't expect sparkling-sitting to be difficult. Besides, it wasn't like he was going to be using skills like these in his future as Prime.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
There's a First Time for Everything by The Official Demonator reviews
Ratchet has gone through many trainees when it came to the medical field and he's about fed up with them all. When Will informs him there's yet ANOTHER, he soon finds out that she is more than meets the eye. More than likely going to be a Ratchet/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,552 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Where You Belong by AutobotGuy710 reviews
After the events of Chicago, Ratchet finds a boy, whom he saved years earlier, living in a less than stable orphanage. Taking him back to NEST was supposed to be a favor. But when Ratchet comes to love the boy paternally, things become complicated. DONE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,429 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
10 years later by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
It's been 10 years since 9/11 and Sideways and Ashley have unintentionally found a way to remind Peaches that not everyone dies in vain. Longer than what I sent to Cairistona because I wanted to write a separate fic from the one shot I sent her...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Ms Babysitter vs Mr Truck by AcctClerk23 reviews
Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,909 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jolt, Ironhide - Complete
Miai by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Miai- Looking at one another. Killer Bee jumps headfirst into arranged marriage to better relations with the Land of Iron but he get more than he bargained for. How can you marry someone you don't even know? KillerBee/OC- Romance/Humor/Drama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,567 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Killer Bee
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Once Upon a Vent
A conversation about my unnamed OC's past between her, Rumple and Belle. One-shot. AU. Venting work. Nothing else.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Published: 6/20 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, OC - Complete
Everyone wants to know about the hero's story, but many times those that supported them are lost to history. After all, I don't remember hearing much about Hamilton in school, though he was Washington's right hand man during the American Revolution. I am not here to take the glory, merely to tell my story. After all, no one can save a whole peoples on their own...
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,607 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/24 - Frisk, OC, Papyrus, Sans
Skyrim-100 Topic Challenge reviews
A collection of scenes from my Dovahkin's adventures in Skyrim. Come join me, as I explore bits and pieces of her life. All scenes are connected, even if they don't paint the full story as of yet. :)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 59,947 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Vilkas, Ralof, Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak
Christmas on the Normandy reviews
She likes him and he likes her, but they've not been able to tell each other for various reasons. After a week of them avoiding each other their friends intervene, but it doesn't exactly go as planned...but they can't argue with the ending. AU Side-Story to as yet unposted and unnamed story. AU from both the main story and the games.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Garrus V., OC] [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Your War, Our Battle reviews
When three friends who view each other as siblings go to the Botcon being held in Jasper, Nevada, they get more than they bargained for. How will they fair in the world of the TV series known as Transformers: Prime?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,382 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Optimus Prime
It's A Prime Adventure reviews
When a girl from our world enters the world of Transformers:Prime how will the Bots deal with this unexpected occurrance? And can she handle being in a world where Decepticons are just as real as the Bots? Rated T just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,595 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Across the Galaxy reviews
Mina, a nerd and outcast, never fit in with her fellow humans. But what happens when she finds herself surrounded by beings that were anything but human?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Optimus Prime
An Unusual Savior reviews
Sometimes, you are aided by the one you would least expect to aid you. Warning for violence and a bad guy going squish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Starscream
A Decepticon St Patrick's Day reviews
Megatron has a very out of character day. Starscream blames it on the Dark Energon. Lunarstrike just blames it on him being insane in general.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Breakdown, Megatron, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
911 Tribute reviews
This is a side story to a yet unwritten story. The main character and her friend share the information about 9-11-2001 with those they have come to shelter and grieve for those who were lost...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
A Lesson in Plot Bunnies reviews
summary is inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Where Do the Missing Words Go? reviews
Side story to The Real Reason Behind the Lack of Updates. While Terra and the Bots are out, Amanda learns what happens to all the things that disappear. And she also meets a legend!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Vector Sigma - Complete
Halloween reviews
summary inside...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sentinel Prime - Complete
September Eleventh reviews
A tribute to those who died on that fateful day. Also a side story to A World Apart. NEST and their Autobot allies honor those who passed away when the hijackers crashed into the Twin Towers. Rated K?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
The Prank That Made Galloway Quit reviews
In order to distract Sideswipe from bothering Ratchet as he worked on something important, Amanda drags him and his twin into a prank on Galloway.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
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