Skamikaze
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Joined 10-27-09, id: 2128389, Profile Updated: 09-10-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Code Lyoko.

I was Bored. So I started writing.

That sums it up...

Anyways, I hardly get anytime around a PC, so updates are hard to squeeze in, especially with the A levels a month away...

But I try.


Let me tell you a story...

There once was a kid who had a lot of free time on his hands, and liked a lot of cartoons. And then he discovered fanfiction. And then he saw the reviews people got from writing horrible stories with Mary-sues in them though he didn't know they were horrible back then, not having a chance to develop his taste. And then he made a story with a Mary-sue in it. And a year later, he is horrified. And he doesn't know what to do with the stupid story.

If only people could frickin' stop making up these goddamn sues, there would be a lot less agony in this universe.

And... yup, that's pretty much it.


Genin style... I like Uniqueness. Lots of it.

My hobbies are reading Fanfiction that catches my eye for something mindblowingly new.

I hate a LOT of things. Everything from over-powered Naruto fics to Harem Naruto fics and Sasuke bashing and Bashing in general and Sues and... Stuff.

My dream is to... I dunno, write, I guess?


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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13919 - Favs: 16,906 - Follows: 14,341 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30065 - Favs: 16,312 - Follows: 14,430 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 562,400 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Confident in my Confidant by Rikkamaru reviews
Odd feels like a fifth wheel, so he does the only thing that makes sense: becomes a student counselor. And as he forms a bond with many of the younger students, the others figure out what he means to them. Odd-centric, UxY, JxA
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Odd D., Ulrich S.
It Takes a Village by Star-Struck Inu reviews
The warriors of Berk aren't vikings, they're dragons! Stoick has enough worries to gnaw on, between finding food for the Queen Dragon and Vikings trying to kill them, but wonders if his son Hiccup has gone mad when he decides to make peace with humans.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Dragonheart by wordlytreasure reviews
TOOTHLESS/HICCUP hiccup is dying, and in an act of desperation, Toothless does something that will change them both forever.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Word of Honor by Uncommon Guru reviews
People are not always honorable. Many discard promises at a whim. A perfect promise would be absolute, unbreakable. For Uzumaki Naruto, this is his bane; bound to keep his promises, no matter the cost. Chewie Cookies #2 Challenge. Main Pair - NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 294,669 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Naruto U.
When Jutsu Go Wrong by Leonineus reviews
When two jutsu combine, odd things can happen, as Naruto Namikaze just discovered. AU/AT, NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,330 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly reviews
In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,403 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
By Valor and Arms by Lyoko Native reviews
Sequel to All for Our Country. With spring on the horizon, humanity is on the verge of losing the war.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Aelita S., Jeremie B. - Complete
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Upgrade by Luki Dimension reviews
Sequel to Format. Some wounds need more than time and a lick of paint to heal.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,548 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008
A Hunter's Life by The Exile reviews
The Profound Darkness may have been defeated but, as Chaz soon discovers, a Hunter's work is never done.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009
Gedwey Awlei by Fallen Dragonfly reviews
-Protect her, Eragon. For without her, life is barely worth living.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,717 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Eragon S., Saphira
The Way of the Geisha by chancewriter reviews
When Hinata was kidnapped by Kumo, Hiashi could not save her and everyone thinks she died. She ends up in a very different life from the ninja she was supposed to be, but her ninja life is never far behind her. M for small lemon in Ch 18 & Epilogue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,475 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiccup Potter by PhoenixWormwood137 reviews
Hiccup Potter has to turn to page 394, Moody the Belch wants an essay about the Gronckle on his desk by Monday morning, and loss of limb will not excuse Hiccup from his homework. K plus just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Gobber - Complete
Ten Shades of Red by ManateeFace reviews
Everyone says you can turn "ten shades of red". Sai finally explains it to Naruto. Disaster can strike in the simplest and most innocent of ways ;D Disclaimer: I own NOTHING.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Turnabout by chi-of-ink reviews
He called her 'Toothless,' drawing out the double letters lightly. She must have been as strange to him as he was to her. AU-female!Toothless, no pairings
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
A Friend In Darkness by Slyrr reviews
3rd in the 'All Things Probable' series. See Kim in an epic adventure to save Ron, in which she joins forces with Grimm Probable, her mercenary opposite, to fight an even greater evil! Kim must overcome many villains, including her own inner demons...
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 400,191 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Lyoko Chronicles Book I: The Lost Tower by The Arcticourt Spellwright reviews
A CL-in-a-fairy-tale-world fic played straight. In which a castle is found, and a Wizard Apprentice, a Squire, a Lady, and an Archer set out on a Quest to free an Elf, find a King, and save a Kingdom. Canon pairings.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jeremie B.
Tales of Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
Amusing ideas arise during the writing of "Oops!". Some of them grow into oneshot stories. Here you will find those stories. Updated whenever the Muse pops by.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Things that go wrong with Foxes and Monkeys by drag-eart reviews
*NaruDBZ xover* Naruto dies. But the afterlife turns out to be a lot more exciting than he anticipated. Naru/18. Starts at the Saiyan Saga. Cowritten with Ld 1449.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Return To The Past by Carth reviews
Ch 5 edited! In a sinister, XANA induced plot to get rid of Jeremie, the RTTP has gone a bit farther back than it should have, trapping him at Kadic on June 6, 1994. JxA. AU, I guess.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
The Anywhere Cannon by CoyoteLoon reviews
Still stinging from defeat, the Cluster rolls out an ultimate weapon to deal with Jenny, and anyone else foolish enough to stand in their way. Earth's only hope of survival could rest with the Cluster Underground ... and an unlikely helper. [complete]
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,821 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Bound in Chakra, Bound in Soul reviews
After forcefully having his mind opened to the Kyuubi's presence after Jiraiya's push, Naruto is now forced to spend every sleeping moment in the company of the Nine-tailed Fox. Eventual KyuubixNaruto. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Trail We Blaze reviews
AU. The Supercomputer can cut through the fabric of reality with its Quantum Power, allowing transitions between Universes. Sadly, the means to control the passage is not limited to anyone, and XANA has taken complete advantage of it. Naruto/Aelita.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Naruto U., Aelita S.
OMG Someone killed Trevor! reviews
Pure crack. A request fic. The death of Neville's pet has burned a path of vengeance unthinkably insane to the sane. Yet all shall fall before the might of the righteous, for true love conquers all, no? ORRRR...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Neville L. - Complete
OMG Someone killed Bella! reviews
Pure crack. A request fic. Someone has killed Bella! You have a list of suspects, and you want to know who killed her. It's a journey with a VERY safe end. ORRRR...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella - Complete