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Joined 10-27-09, id: 2128417, Profile Updated: 10-04-12
Author has written 29 stories for Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Call of Duty, and Suite Life series.

EDIT: This account is incredibly old, and I will be removing all the random memes and things. The last time I updated it, I was... hyperactive, to say the least. I'll re-make this as soon as I can. C:

And if you actually read through all of that stuff below this, I salute you.

Pop quiz time!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
You are the Wind of Summer - Higurashi

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - David Garrette (-_- my life. . . is ruined.)

3. Your teacher is...
Kiras EVIL Laugh - Death Note (O_O""" yep thats an MP3 on my Computer)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Blue Bird - Naruto Shippuuden.

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Fully Alive - Flyleaf

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Grey - Barlowgirl

7. How do you feel right now?
Bowling Ball - Superchick

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
I Need You to Love Me - BarlowGirl

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Rasperry Heaven - Azumanga Daioh (Sadly its true. i love that song AND "Sora Mimi Cake" >_

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Lead me To the Cross - Hillsong United

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Taishou.A - AnNine

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Slow Bleed - Thousand Foot Krutch (LOVE THAT SONG)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
The Art of Breaking - TFK (Thousand Foot Krutch)

14. Your life's theme song?
Stranger - TFK

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Sora Mimi Cake - Azumanga

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Behind these Hazel Eyes - Barbie Hit mix 2 (my mom downloaded that CD for me when i was 6.>_

17. Your motto is..
Anthem - Superchick

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Boys Will Be Boys - Barbie. (WAAAAAAAAH! T-T BIG SECRET I LIKE THAT SONG!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
Will Of The Heart - Shiro Sagisu

20. Any last words?
So Good - Bratz Rock Angelz

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

Beyond Birthday and L. Maybe Naomi-chan.

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

BBXYukime and AXYuzuki (My characters are yukime and yuzuki)

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

Neither.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

No. But I look a TON like Naomi Misora!! (I have long brown curly hair, Dark eyes and am Currently wearing a Navy blue sweater and Blue jeans with some high-heeled Boot-like shoes.)

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

I dont have any because I dont have an Allowence.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

YESH! BEYOND BIRTHDAY!

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Neither

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

L/Misa. L would treat her better than Light.

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

No. They didnt even let him speak FOR THE LOVE OF PIZZA!

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

I Dont know.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

NO!

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

BEYOND BIRTHDAY!!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

ANTI! ANTI! ANTI! KIRA DIE!!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

I dunno.

17. Sub or Dub?

Dub. I dont know Japanese.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Kind of a mix. I mean, I understand her love for Light but why let him use you!?

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Mello.

20. Do you even know who BB is?

YESH!! A MILLION TOMES YES!!

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Well. . . Cute Nerd! NERDS RULE! (Yes I am a Nerd AND PROUD!)

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Takada.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Weird.

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Near, Matsuda, Light and Matt!

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

DUUUUUUUUUH!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

YESH! I LOVE FANFIC!

27. Do you like lemons?

Fruit wise, DUH. Especially lemonade! Fanfic wise, no.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

YEP! Thats almost all I talk about

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

A little. SILLY.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

YESH!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

Not yet. But I bet T-Chan will be! (Initial is a T)

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

No.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No. Im Homeschooled.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Kinda. Im sorta like L now! But Im exactly like B and L Combined!

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

No but I sure will be!" The book store doesnt sell Manga here. TT

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

No. Otherwise Ill end up EVIL like Light.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Yeah, L not die, Light still die and MY CHARACTERS IN IT!

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

YESH!

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

I guess, Im not a Mello Fangirl.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Yep, I have a few. (in order) Yukime Ryuzaki, Yuzukira Birthday and Hizuki Misora

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Yeah.

(http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/cdeprofile/photos.html?pid=1762044&uid=859519 link for a drawing of mine)

http://www.fanplusfriend.com/c2/DR00018_20.jpg link for dress Kira-chan is wearing in first chapter of "Ghost" )

http://www.fanplusfriend.com/servlet/the-1025/Elegant-Gothic-Lolita-ChokerFlower26Cross2colors/Detail link for Necklace Kira-chan is wearing in chapter 1 of "Ghost" )

http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/teens/ link for hairstyle Kira-chan has in chapter 1 of "Ghost" and its the bottom right one(black with blonde streak)

http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpclckt9HQ1qz83i8o1_500.jpg link for eye color Kira-chan has. (top left corner)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/pale20skin/melimoo/494054764_l.jpg Link for skin tone Kira-chan has in "Ghost" )

http://www.buy.com/retail/product.asp?sku=208050249&listingid=52261657 link for boots Kira-chan is wearing in chapter 1 of "Ghost" )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSl8F3Lkzg Link for Ringtone Kira-chan has in "Ghost" )

-Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order-

1) Beyond

2) L

3) Naomi Misora

4) Near

5) Mello

6) Matt

7) Ryuk

8) Rem

9) Raye Penber

10) Misa

11) Matsuda

12) Sayu

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Ummm No. She is cool and mysterious but not hot.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

O_O EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Barfs

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Not really.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

AGAIN. . .Barfs

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

O_O. . . . READ LAST ANSWER. But near, as a shinigami would be a good friend for Rem!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Rem/Misora?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

How about NEVER.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

No but Misa and Near might make a nice couple!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Well the title would be set if Yukime ran off with Matsuda so Mello would help B get over it so it would be "Bs heart has broken"

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

What. . . The. .?! NAOMI/MATSU!? No plot.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Not that I know of.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Uhhh. . . Raye? Maybe I would use "Faking My Own Suicide" By "Relient K" because he technically did give out his name to Light and that means he technically planned his own suicide.

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

L/Naomi/Matt?! WHAT THE!? NEVER.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"If being cute was a crim, your guilty as charged!" (Matt:WHAT!?)

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

NEVER! ILL NEVER WRITE THAT KINDA STUFF!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve Making-out?

OoO. . . . L/SAYU!? WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF A PAIRING IS THAT!?

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to Fall inlove with One?

NEVER!!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

. . . . . . .. Id rather keep my mouth shut on this one. . . . . .

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I.D.K. . .

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I do. But other than me I dont know.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

NEVER! NO L/NEAR/MELLO! NO MORE YAOI!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Misa-LIGHT I LOVE YOU!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Other day.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

I dont even wanna know.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

. . . .Never in the universe will that happen.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Naomi and RYUK!? WHAT!? Well, thats never gonna happen.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

B and raye are in a happy relationship until Raye suddenly runs off with Near. B, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Matsuda and a brief unhappy affair with Sayu, then fallows the wise advice of Mello and find true love with L?! WHAT!? THATS JUST INSANE! THATS CRAZY, INSANE AND I OBJECT TO THIS AND WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ANY LONGER!!

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ryuk/Rem?! Atleast Rem is a girl. Im gonna kill the person who made this up.

Age: (Classified)

Gender: Female

D.O.B.: July 16th

Hair: Same as Light Yagamis but curly and long.

Eyes: Really dark Brown and almost black.

Hobbies: Writing, Singing, Drawing in sketch book my best friend gave me, Drawing on Computer, ETC.

Favorite characters: Beyond Birthday.

Lives: In a small country house.

About me:Umm. . .well, Im a girl, I live down south and have a huge Death Note obsession. O.O. I enjoy writing about Beyond Birthday and his victims. It actually gives me something to do. XDDD

The Big Death Note Fan Survey

-Characters

Who is your favourite male character and why?

BEYOND BIRTHDAY!

Who is your favourite female character and why?
Naomi-sempai!

Who is your favourite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

Rem. Sidoh is cool too! He is funny! -Flashback- (Sidoh:yuuuuuu Stonk (I thought thats what he said in the sub! I couldnt hear him really well and thats what it sounded like!) )

-Death Note

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?
I wouldnt use it. Id just lock it in a box, throw away the key, and have a shinigami hanging around me! That would be so awesome! Then later on I would burn the box with the Death Note.

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?
Bad.

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?

Sometimes. Then I fear that someone would try and kill me. O_O

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?
Boths

Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist?

No. But I would like to see a Shinigami! I would also want to know how long I have to live before I make ‘The Eye’ Deal.

Are you for or against Kira and why?

AGAINST! HE KILLED BOTH MAH FAVORITE CHARACTAS! (B:I think shes losing her marbles.)

-Shinigami

(Gods of Death) Which is the best looking Shinigami?

Rem.

Which is the worst looking Shinigami?

Nu. BAH FA! (By Far)

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?

DUDE, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?
Maybe. I wanna be like Beyond!

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?

I would look at them, sit on my bed and smile an insane smile!

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?

Only the Anime.

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?

Anime.

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?
No. But I wanna read the novel! Im DYING to read it! (Get the pun? Dying, Murder mystery!? And the name Death Note?!)

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?

I guess.

Who is your favourite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movies?
KENICHI MATSUYAMA-SAN/KUN!!

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?

L

The funniest character?

Misa.

The most well dressed character?

Misa amane and Naomi Misora FOR SURE!

The best in the Kira Investigation Team?

Well, Matsuda and L!

The worst character?
LIGHT YAGAMI.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN DEATHNOTE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1.) Beyond

2.) L

3.) Matt

4.) Lidner

5.) Backyard

6.) Believe

7.) Matsuda

8.) Mello

9.) Near

10) Quarter Queen

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

-Beyond- I would turn over in the bed and say "No, I am not getting up to get you strawberry jam." And fall asleep with him sitting at my bedside! -

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

-Lidner and Near- I would wish them good luck!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

-Backyard- Jaw drop that she even is alive!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

-Believe- I would write in sunscreen 'Light Wuz Here!' and when he got up, he would notice and kill Light! -

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

-Matsuda- I would stare at him and hug him!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

-Near- Slap him.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

-Quarter Queen- I would ask her "What did I do to you?!"

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

-Beyond- Scare them off and Kill them.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?’

-L- Call for help!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

-Lidner- she would find a way out.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

-Matsuda- He would take me to Hot Topic and help me pick out stuff!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

-Near- He doesnt. -_-"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

-Quarter Queen- Ask why Im laughing and see the photo's I took of Believe when We were at the beach!

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.

-L and Near- I would slap him while yelling "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

-Matt- His parents are dead. (Matt:So Cruel . . . TT)

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

-Near and Lidner- Aren't they married?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

-Backyard and Believe- Yup! I am POSITIVE of that! -

Would 2 trusts 5?

-L and Backyard- Duh. She cant be Kira since she wasnt in Japan, therefor, he must trust her!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

-Believe and Beyond- (TECHNICAL DIFFICLUTIES) NO!!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

-Lidner and Quarter Queen- She would be annoyed and walk off.

8 give 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

-Mello and Backyard- OMG NO! DONT LET HIM! HE'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE HIM! (Backyard:O_O I'd be a girl Mello. . . . -Shudders at thought- )

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

-Near and Believe- At first he will stare and then. . . . .FREAK OUT! (it's a sketch of Backyard!)

1 accidentally kicked 10?

-Beyond and Quarter Queen- She would hit him. But if it were reversed. . . It was no accedent!

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

-Near and L- Then Near would send it to Naomi!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

-Believe- Id give him the invitation and say Beyond probably thought he had it already.

7 won the lottery?

-Matsuda- I would be happy for him and hed go spend it.

8 had quite a big secret?

-Mello- He still sleeps with the lights on! (Mello:YOUR ONE TO TALK!)

9 became a singer?

-Near- Id freak.

What would 1 think of 2?

-Beyond and L- Beyond wants to be better than L.

How would 3 greet 4?

-Matt and Lidner- "Yo, Whats up?"

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

-Backyard and Believe- Alot. Trust me! And they are both dead!

Where would 8 meet 9?

-Mello and Near- At Wammys house?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

-Near and Quarter Queen- That he always is playing with toys.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

-Quarter Queen and Beyond- That she has a short life!

Is 3 Gay?

-Matt- Nope.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

-Believe- Tell him just to stick to dating Backyard and hell be fine!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

-Matsuda- 'What? Does my hair look weird? Maybe I shouldnt have gotten my hair fixed like Misas.' (I only have the bangs!)

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him.

-Mello- Tell him to date that person!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

-Near- I would tell him to stick to dating Lidner!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

-Quarter Queen and Beyond- Id scream and yell at them. THE GIRLS ONLY 13! BEYONDS 24! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!?

Light

Total: 3
(X)You love candy.
(X)You don’t care about how you look.
(X)You walk/sit curved.
(X)You are a genius.
You have dark circles around your eyes.
(X)You are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

L

Total: 5
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
(X)You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Misa

Total: 1
(X)You love chocolate.
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
(X)You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
(X)Near creeps you out a little bit.

Mello

Total: 3
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
(X)You are always relaxed.
You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Matt

Total:1
You are patient to the limit.
(.5)You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
(X)You love to wear pajamas.
(X) You are very intelligent.
(X) In a none wrong way You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
Your hair is of a weird color.

Near

Total: 3.5
(X)You believe in a god.
(.7)You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
(.5)All your life is perfectly planned.

Mikami

Total: 2.2
(X)You love apples.
(X)You are bored.
(.5)You think that humans are… INTERESTING!
(X)You laugh in a weird way…
(.5)You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
(X)You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Ryuk

Total: 7
Some people think that you are an idiot.
(.5)You always see someones good side.
(X) You know someone who is a good example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
(X)You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Matsuda

Total: 2.5

You have a big aim in life
(X)You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
(X)You are obsessed.
(x)Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Light

You have a big aim in life
(X)You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
(X)You are obsessed.
(x)Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 3
(X)You love candy.
(X)You don’t care about how you look.
(X)You walk/sit curved.
(X)You are a genius.
You have dark circles around your eyes.
(X)You are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

L

Total: 5
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
(X)You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Misa

Total: 1
(X)You love chocolate.
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
(X)You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
(X)Near creeps you out a little bit.

Mello

Total: 3
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
(X)You are always relaxed.
You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Matt

Total:1
You are patient to the limit.
(.5)You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
(X)You love to wear pajamas.
(X) You are very intelligent.
(X) In a none wrong way You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
Your hair is of a weird color.

Near

Total: 3.5
(X)You believe in a god.
(.7)You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
(.5)All your life is perfectly planned.

Mikami

Total: 2.2
(X)You love apples.
(X)You are bored.
(.5)You think that humans are… INTERESTING!
(X)You laugh in a weird way…
(.5)You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
(X)You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Ryuk

Total: 7
Some people think that you are an idiot.
(.5)You always see someones good side.
(X) You know someone who is a good example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
(X)You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Matsuda

Total: 2.5

The 'We Hate Kira Club' if you hate Kira from Death Note and think he should pay for his sins and killing L, paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: sasuke and itachi fan, Arf_Man21, Ryuks-Poizun-Apples, YuzukiraBirthday,

DO NOT READ NEXT PARAGRAPHS!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I was scared to death since I stay up alot! DARN THIS IS FREAKY!

YOU CAN START READING NOW

You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You:

1. Put your own Death Note and a real Shinigami on the top of your Christmas list.

2. Watch all the episodes in slow motion.

3. Spend months trying to draw the L symbol.

4. Do research on characters in Death Note that you haven't even seen in an episode yet. (Matt, Near, Mello, Sidoh)

5. Cried when Matt died and then a few minutes later get pissed that he was only in the episode 2 min and 45 sec through out the entire season.

6. Squealed when you first saw Mello.

7. Cheered after Near smiled for the first time. (even though it looked creepy/cute at the same time)

8. Keep a list of everyone that has ever died through out the show.

9. Have the entire movie saga memorized.

10. Are convinced that a stuffed Ryuk doll is real.

11. Cheered after Light Yagami died.

12. You're convinced that you're meant to be with a Death Note character.

13. Go by L even though your real name starts with a different letter.

14. Said "Awww" after L smiled in L: Change The WorLd.

15. Day dream all day about stealing Mello's chocolate.

16. Only eat apples, chocolate, and other high calorie treats.

17. Wear a leather vest everywhere you go.

18. Wear swimming goggles on your head at school.

19. Twirl your hair like Near when your pretending to think.

20. Start debates on whether Matt, Near, Mello, or L is the hottest in the middle of class.

21. Somehow, randomly, link Gelus's death to Light.

22. Learn Japanese just to find out what the heck their saying in the theme song.

23. Make a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You".

24. Waste your time reading a list called, "You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You".

Copy and Paste if your obsessed with Death Note! :D

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do:

1. I'm not allowed to call Mello a Yellow Fellow eating Jello with a Pillow.

2. I'm not allowed to tell Misa her butt looks big.

3. I'm not allowed to convince Ryuk that apples have gone extinct.

4. I'm not allowed to cut Near's puzzle pieces to where they all look the same.

5. I'm not allowed to pull the Death Note out infront of L and ask casually, "So...what is your real name?"

6. I'm not allowed to put super glue on Matt's cigarettes.

7. I'm not allowed to lock Beyond Birthday in a closet and tell him to stop being so freakin creepy.

8. I'm not allowed to switch Mello's chocolate with mud, clay, etc. for he shall call the Mafia on my butt.

9. I'm not allowed to write "I'm Kira you idiots!" on Light's forehead.

10. I'm not allowed to put bologna in Matt's Play Station.

11. I'm not allowed to lock Mello and Near in a closed for Mello shall surely kill Near.

12. I'm not allowed to ask Rem where her parrot is or if she's seen Jack Sparrow lately.

13. I'm not allowed to bribe Ryuk to add a rule in the Death Note that states, 'People who don't like pickles shall die!'.

14. I'm not allowed to tell Mikami that "The God" asked for a cheeseburger like an hour ago.

15. I'm not allowed to switch L's sweets with sugarless ones.

16. I'm not allowed to ask Beyond if his mother was high while naming him.

17. I'm not allowed to tell Mello that he looks like a girly girl

18. I'm not allowed to write love notes to Misa and tell her there from Light.

If you think this is funny or wish you could actually do these things then copy and paste!

Name:(ALIAS) S.

Gender: Female

Country:
USA

Occupations: Anime freak who loves Beyond Birthday and writes about him. XD

Hair color:
Brown/Red/Bronze. A TINY bit golden but only in sunlight.

Eye color: Dark brown and almost onyx.

Birthday:
July 16th. (BIRTHDAY! DN REFERENCE!)

Age: CLASSIFIED

College:
Too young to attend but almost smart enough!

Siblings: Two Brothers who live in different area's. (My oldest sibling lives in ohio!)

Interests: Anime, Manga, drawing, music, writing, Singing.

What was the last book you read?
Sherlock Holmes:A study in Scarlet. (Still reading it!)

What's on your T.V right now?
Don't have one hooked up. (Just moved into this house in august.)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Mom. I said. "Ok." After she told me she was going to take a nap. XD.

Where are you? at my moms computer.

What was the last thing you ate?
I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?! (Lol!)

What's your personality like? Crazed person who laughs like a mix of "Takano Miyo, Rena Ryuugu" and "Sonozaki Shion".

Who do you have a crush on? My guy friend. And Beyond Birthday! XD

What was the last thing you thought? Ku rai Tsuku se kono yo no subete. (Lyrics to a song! Virtual cookie if you find out which one!)

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Whatever.

You now have a million dollars. BUY ALL DN MERCHENDISE! OR HOWEVER THE HECK YOU SPELL THAT!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you.
An Alarm clock! XD

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? The answer to this

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line four.Point. Oh, thats not what you meant? Too bad. (Its a book my mom is reading. She said I'm too young so thats as far as I go!)

What's it like being you? Boring.

What are your thoughts on writing?
Its fun to try a new genre and see how you do. I love to write and my mom knows a bunch of published writers! (Online ofcourse!)

How tall are you? 5' 4 or so. Tall for my age!

What book are you currently reading? Left Behind:The Kids.

What music are you listening to? Vocaloid, 'Daughter Of Evil - Rin Kagamine'

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
YOUTUBE!

What was the last thing you cooked? Ramen!

What color are the walls of the room you are in?Off-white.

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Not TELLING! -Doesn't even know-

Ketchup or Mustard? Neither!

How many different programs are on your computer right now?
MikuMikuDance and a few more. I LUVS MIKUMIKUDANCE! IT ROCKS! (Still trying to figure it out)

Have you ever been water-skiing? No...

What is the weather like? Sunny.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? No.

Anything else?
Japan and LOS ANGELES! (I LUV L.A! BEYOND WAS THERE! I MUST FIND HIM AND ATTACK HIM WITH MAH FANGIRL-NESS!)

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't have one right now.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Then. (Does Inuyasha Ani-Manga count? XD)

3. What can you hear right now? Len's singing.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. Hey JohnJohn! (My cat)

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it?Don't have on hooked up.

6. Type your name with your elbow. sASRESAGH (lol.)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. @_@

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be?
What?

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Imaiorlaooenmmaagrayatairsofcumftiknpoenyns_a (Blinks) Lol, Wut?

What's your favorite article of clothing?My Gothic clothes!

Who is the most special person to you? My BFF, my crush and my Favorite character!

What's your favourite childhood memory?
Don't have one.

Scariest moment of your life? When we had a tornado just last week! I ISH AFRAID OF DA DARK!

One word that would best describe you?Otaku, gothic, Crazed and Insane! (Just ask my friend! She threatened to call the insane asylum that is where we live!)

What is your favourite month in the summer? July. I was born on the 16th in that month!

What's your favourite number?13! (ITS DAH NUMBER OF DEATH!)

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? Don't remember.

What does your user name mean? Not sure. Yuzu, I have no clue. But KIRA means killer!

What is your favourite Disney movie?
Not a big fan but "Alice in Wonderland" Takes the cake!

What made you smile today? Funny stuff and remembering something from the other night.

Last thing you said out loud?
Ok.

Last rainbow you saw?
Last year (2009) when at church, there was a rainbow across the street at some guy's farm! BEAUTIFUL!

Do you want a hair cut? No.

Are you musically inclined?
I love music!

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Lol WUT?

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite? When I was six I was bullied alot, but I never won. T-T (I WAS SIX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THOSE BOYS WERE ALMOST SEVEN!)

Favorite word (at the moment): Mental, Insanity, Maniac, Monokuro (Japanese for Monochrome), Hijoshiki (Japanese for Insane)

Something I hate: When my mom bans me from something I wanna watch/read (Another Note, Men in Black)

Favorite Action movie: DESU NOTO ALL DAH WAY!

Favorite Comedy movie: Men in Black (Blame my mom for telling me about it. Now I have to wait a few years to see it. -_-" )

Songs I like:
"Conchita, the Epicurean Daughter of Evil", "Regret Message", Basically anything Vocaloid!

Favoite animal: Cat and SNAKE! (O.O" That reminds me of Orochimaru. )

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Crazy Clown - Miku and Kaito

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Rubber duck. Pink is gross.

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? DEMAND ALL DEATH NOTE STUFF BE TRANSPORTED TO MY HOUSE NOW AND ALSO ALL THE BEST DN COSPLAY COME TO MY HOUSE! AND COSPLAYERS AND I HAVE A PAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAY!

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? THE BLOODIEST DAY!! -Runs around with a musket and knives- AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! -Laughing like Satoko Houjo-

Without looking, guess what time it is:
2 something in the noon.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

What are you wearing
? a white sweater, jeans, shoes and a blue corset-like top.

Did you dream last night? Yeah, I dreamed up a new idea but forgot it. -looks at cat that looks like an over sized plushy- -

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pics and decorations.

Seen anything weird lately? Vocaloid music vid for "Conchita, The Epicurean Daughter of Evil"

What is the last film you saw? Dunno. -Forgot-

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
1.Kill the bad names people give Emo's, Goths and Insane people (I'm insane) and 2. Kill off all rumors that Emo's cut and are pathetic. (My mom thinks Emo's are pathetic. -Mad face- KILL OFF ALL RUMORS!

Do you like to dance? Yep! -Dances to 'Conchita, The Epicurean daughter of Evil - Vocaloid'-

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?Arisu, Misa or Karma. Maybe 'Yukime'. (My OC!!)

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Hmmm. . . . I dunno. Beyond or Believe. Both very nice names. (Believe Bridesmaid:-Stares from Background- What? Your kid will get laughed at!) I know, but I was bullied! I know how it feels!

--Do not Mess with list--

Fanfiction.net:

The Ipod Addict.

Cartoon Doll Emporium:

Darkness Of Midnight

KooKooAkane

Animecat001

NekoLunaGorden

InoShikaCho

Funfacts:

-I hate yaoi. (If you say 'Yaoi is love' I will seriously shoot you. -Grabs loaded gun- )

-I sing in japanese even though I don't know what they're saying. (LOL)

-I sometimes can be very cold, but others I'm nice. (Yeah, I'm a weirdo)

-I have become obsessed with sweets, and go through temper tantrumbs when I don't eat any or eat so many my blood sugar gets wacked. (True.)

-I am inlove with an insane Murderer. (HECK YA! BEYOND BIRTHDAY FOR THE WIN!)

-I am insane. (Very, but act sane half the time.)

-I am 100 Bipolar. (Took an online quiz)

-I welcome craziness with open arms.

-I have written more than a hundread stories in my head, but never wrote them down.

-I love anime.

-I HATE Twilight! (DEATH NOTE PWNS TWILIGHT!)

-My Real Life best friend is obsessed with Twilight and Vampires.

-Nobody watches Death Note where I live. (Sad truth. Y.Y )

-My mom is a perfectionist with Grammar and Spelling.

-I use Bases because I suck at drawing full bodies.

-I have mixed feelings. (Sometimes I wanna kill people and others I wanna be a detective.)

-I talk a lot.

-I am very creative and artistic.

-I am Goth/Emo/Lolita

-Yes, I AM one of the people who speaks to herself.

-I hear the voices. O_O SHUT UP!!

-I might be sent to the insane asylum by my best friend. (She threatens me. -Annoyed Face- )

-I feel out of place in large crowds and feel fine when with one or two people.

-I love swimming.

-I love the water.

-My favorite book is a spin-off novel. (Another Note PWNS any novel out there!)

-I HAVE had thoughts about naming my child Beyond Birthday, or Believe Bridesmaid. (XD I'm not even old enough to get married! xDDDDD)

-I slouch whenever sitting at home. (Yeah, its a habit.)

You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when…

When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you

When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media
Ex:
News girl:Germany's vital regions are being invaded by Hungarian forces! Special forces are moving in!
Me:O.O? Laughs so hard DOITSU IS HAVING A BAD DAY!! GO HUNGARY-CHAN! (I actually named my kitten "Eliziveta", one is now "Liet", and one is "Feliks XD)

When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

(the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away (I asked my mom to become one with Russia, and she shook her head, no. XDDD)

When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your a is MINE, America!”

When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”

When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”

When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear (Happened with me and my mom at the store. And yes, My mom IS my teacher.)

When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso

When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy” (Happens SO often!)

When you realize you’ve memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl (That is what would happen. IF I MEET ONE, THAT'LL BE A MIRACLE! )

When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

When you randomly scream “PASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”

When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars (I'll try!)

When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

When you explain to others that (CENSORED cause I feel like it)s are the best weapons in psychological warfare

When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

When you want your own pink kitty backpack

When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy

When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you

When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that, no, you can't

When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

When the sound of bouching beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own

When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

When you get pissed that it's been TWENTY-ONE episodes since China's last appearence in the anime, despite his character songs coming out and Himaruya's focus on him since

When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure if I should be Russia or Lithuania!!" )
EDIT:
When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you (Lol. Russia-san just PWNED Belarus! XDDDDD AND UKRAINE? XD)

When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

When said friends start forming the pairings you suppory

When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

When you start squealing in geography class

When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.

When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.

When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair.

When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace 'its' with 'his'

When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you. (I did that at church once. My friend thought I was saying 'CoCoa' XD)
When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.

When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!"

When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAILED miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND That you had fun singing "W.D.C. World Dancing" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

When you realize that your music notebook (or any other notebook) (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher during Clearance Signing

When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag. (I once thought I saw Liet-kuns flag on a bag of potatoe chips. XD)

When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF insert country/human name here IN VAIN!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about insert country here

When at the right moment, you were in the grocery then the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came out and it was near the end and you saw "Pasta" And sang along with the last part. PLUS, you added a long "PASTAAAA" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max and you were screaming and people where looking at you.

When you refer to Gilbert as "AWESOME" or accidentally as "Princess Peach" (RomaHeta reference)

When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

When you demand that Korea unbanned Hetalia, Korea become one again and Italy to be separated for the sake of your pairings

When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two! obsessed)

When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”

1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
2. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.
3. You believe that some one's personality will correspond with the country that they came from.

103: You want to hug landmasses
104: You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
105: You call tomatoes "bono tomato"!
106: People can't mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.

111: You expect the new French foreign exchange student to be perverted, and surprisingly, he is. (Yes, will happen in future if I hear about a new exchange sudent from France. XD)

112: You see a map as a social gathering.

113: You have made an OC for a country/state/providence

4. You think that hamburgers should be The United State's national food.
5. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
6. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…
7. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.
8. You start styling your hair after Italy's.
9. Or anyone else's hair. (Guilty! I am getting a haircut to look like Lithuania!)

10. You own a character costume.
11. You have cosplayed as a character before.
12. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.
13. You have threatened to seize another's "vital regions".
14. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.
15. You know the words to any Hetalia song.
16. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
17. You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.
18. You have learned Japanese just to read the comics.
19. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released. (YESH! If it features Lithuania, or Russia, ALL THE BETTER!)
20. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
21. You plan on naming one of your children after a character.
22. You squeal during history lessons.
23. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
24. You have written a fanfiction for APH.
25. You have read a fanfiction for APH.
26. You draw APH fanart.
27. You put answers like "Alfred F. Jones" or "Arthur Kirkland" on geography tests.

28. You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.
29. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.
30. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.

31. You worry for a country's health when their stocks go down.
32. You scream "HERO!" whenever people mention America.

33. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
34. You actually start saying "aru" in acuall conversation.
35. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.
36. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.
37. Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia. (FOR LIFE!)
38. You tell people your eyebrows are similar to England's.
39. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby's chair. (I'm just protecting my friend from Fancy-Busby-chair!)
40. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
41. You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
42. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia. (You will become one with Russia, Da?)
43. You ARE one with Russia.
44. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.

45. When wars seem to become hilarious.
46. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.
47. You tell people that if the alien attack, they will go for England.
48. Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
49. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies of the axis?

50. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"
51. You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public.
52. You start planting sunflowers. (They're beautiful!)

53. You laugh at any song referring to a country's size. (e.g. Canada's really big)
54. You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.
55. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.
56. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia's.
57. You start noticing all of the China jokes.

58. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
59. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
60. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
61. You claim to have married a country.
62. You know every pairing in the book.
63. You created a pairing (or more…). (LithuaniaXL.E FTW! (L.E is my character.))
64. You wish Rome was your grandfather.
65. You spend day after day trying to find (Censored) faces in the manga.
66. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!"
67. When upset, you chant "kolkolkolkolkol…"
68. You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.
69. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.
70. Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.

71. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.
72. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
73. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.

74. You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
75. You own a world map…that only shows America.
76. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food. (Not very afriad, but still. . . Its supossed to be very bland.)
77. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.

78. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
79. You can't roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
80. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
81. You dream of becoming your own country.
82. You refer to every country's king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
83. You have taken it to yourself to create OC's for countries not represented in Hetalia.
84. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
85. Wursts have now replaced sausages.

86. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.
87. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
88. You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation's birthdays.
89. You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually mean.

90. You do needlepoint now because England does it.
91. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them "that was created in korea, you know…"
92. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
93. Planes suddenly interest you.
94. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
95. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.

96. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
97. You know the WWII uniform of every nation. (ALMOST every!)
98. You now mass-produce white flags. (I'll try my best, da! XD)
99. You use chairs and pans as weapons.

100. You know where every nation's erogenous zone is.
101. Germany is a saint in your eyes.
102. You spent most of your day writing this list….
107: You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
108. You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.
109. Saying "ve" is a normal thing to you.
110. When one says "I love my country!" you reply: "Yeah! He's really hot!"

114: You can't say "German wurst" without laughing.

115: Beer must always be salty.

116: In order to be awesome, you decide to get a baby chick and put it on your head.

117: You try to compare your family to Hetalia characters. (My mom is sorta like. . . ENGLAND!)

118: You ACUALLY know what "Hetalia" means.

119: You regularly check Hidekaz Himaruya's blog for updates…even if you don't speak Japanese.

120: Hidekaz Himaruya is your hero. (HECK YES! Or, Anime hero atleast! XD)

121: Sealand IS a nation in your eyes

122: You know random tidbits about each character.

123: You download every Hetalia song when it comes out.

124: You know every Hetalia meme in the book.

125: You actually spent the time comparing this list to your life…

1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
2. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.
3. You believe that some one's personality will correspond with the country that they came from.

4. You think that hamburgers should be The United State's national food.
5. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
6. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…
7. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.
8. You start styling your hair after Italy's.
9. Or anyone else's hair. (Guilty! I am getting a haircut to look like Lithuania!)

10. You own a character costume.
11. You have cosplayed as a character before.
12. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.
13. You have threatened to seize another's "vital regions".
14. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.
15. You know the words to any Hetalia song.
16. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
17. You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.
18. You have learned Japanese just to read the comics.
19. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released. (YESH! If it features Lithuania, or Russia, ALL THE BETTER!)
20. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
21. You plan on naming one of your children after a character.
22. You squeal during history lessons.
23. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
24. You have written a fanfiction for APH.
25. You have read a fanfiction for APH.
26. You draw APH fanart.
27. You put answers like "Alfred F. Jones" or "Arthur Kirkland" on geography tests.

28. You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.
29. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.
30. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.

31. You worry for a country's health when their stocks go down.
32. You scream "HERO!" whenever people mention America.

33. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
34. You actually start saying "aru" in acuall conversation.
35. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.
36. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.
37. Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia. (FOR LIFE!)
38. You tell people your eyebrows are similar to England's.
39. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby's chair. (I'm just protecting my friend from Fancy-Busby-chair!)
40. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
41. You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
42. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia. (You will become one with Russia, Da?)
43. You ARE one with Russia.
44. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.

45. When wars seem to become hilarious.
46. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.
47. You tell people that if the alien attack, they will go for England.
48. Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
49. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies of the axis?

50. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"
51. You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public.
52. You start planting sunflowers. (They're beautiful!)

53. You laugh at any song referring to a country's size. (e.g. Canada's really big)
54. You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.
55. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.
56. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia's.
57. You start noticing all of the China jokes.

58. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
59. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
60. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
61. You claim to have married a country.
62. You know every pairing in the book.
63. You created a pairing (or more…). (LithuaniaXL.E FTW! (L.E is my character.))
64. You wish Rome was your grandfather.
65. You spend day after day trying to find (Censored) faces in the manga.
66. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!"
67. When upset, you chant "kolkolkolkolkol…"
68. You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.
69. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.
70. Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.

71. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.
72. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
73. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.

74. You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
75. You own a world map…that only shows America.
76. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food. (Not very afriad, but still. . . Its supossed to be very bland.)
77. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.

78. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
79. You can't roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
80. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
81. You dream of becoming your own country.
82. You refer to every country's king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
83. You have taken it to yourself to create OC's for countries not represented in Hetalia.
84. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
85. Wursts have now replaced sausages.

86. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.
87. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
88. You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation's birthdays.
89. You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually mean.

90. You do needlepoint now because England does it.
91. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them "that was created in korea, you know…"
92. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
93. Planes suddenly interest you.
94. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
95. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.

96. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
97. You know the WWII uniform of every nation. (ALMOST every!)
98. You now mass-produce white flags. (I'll try my best, da! XD)
99. You use chairs and pans as weapons.

100. You know where every nation's erogenous zone is.
101. Germany is a saint in your eyes.

102. You spent most of your day writing this list….

103: You want to hug landmasses
104: You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
105: You call tomatoes "bono tomato"!
106: People can't mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.

107: You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
108. You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.
109. Saying "ve" is a normal thing to you.

110. When one says "I love my country!" you reply: "Yeah! He's really hot!"

111: You expect the new French foreign exchange student to be perverted, and surprisingly, he is. (Yes, will happen in future if I hear about a new exchange sudent from France. XD)

112: You see a map as a social gathering.

113: You have made an OC for a country/state/providence

114: You can't say "German wurst" without laughing.

115: Beer must always be salty.

116: In order to be awesome, you decide to get a baby chick and put it on your head.

117: You try to compare your family to Hetalia characters. (My mom is sorta like. . . ENGLAND!)

118: You ACUALLY know what "Hetalia" means.

119: You regularly check Hidekaz Himaruya's blog for updates…even if you don't speak Japanese.

120: Hidekaz Himaruya is your hero. (HECK YES! Or, Anime hero atleast! XD)

121: Sealand IS a nation in your eyes

122: You know random tidbits about each character.

123: You download every Hetalia song when it comes out.

124: You know every Hetalia meme in the book.

125: You actually spent the time comparing this list to your life…

Favorite Quotes:

A Burden so big it would leave you hunched over. A Bitter taste that leaves you longing for sweets. - Death Note Another Note.

KOLKOLKOL - Russia (XD)

An eye for an eye, my friend. - L Lawliet.

I'll take a potatoe chip. . . and EAT IT! - Light Yagami. (Pure epicness, my friend. XD)

If I cannot see you again, than may my life scatter to the winds. - Yukime Lawliet (My OC)

Big headed Twit, Near. - Mello (LOL! Near is cool, though.)

But I'm telling the truth! I'm innocent!! - Beyond Birthday in my fanfic (I have yet to post), "Shinjitsu".

So. . .Rue and Beyond are twins? - S in my fanfic "Shinjitsu".

Ehh. . . I'm bored. LETS FILL SOMETHING OUT! (Everyone: O.O" Please no.) YESH!

Name ten of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.

2.) L

3.) Matt

4.) Naomi

5.) Backyard

6.) Believe

7.) Matsuda

8.) Mello

9.) Near

10) Quarter Queen

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.


Isn't Quarter a little young for Mello? Well. . . I could make a title. "Behind Blue Eyes". (Quarter:Hey, that titles pretty good!) Thanks!

Uhhhhhhhhhh...I do not know many pick-up lines. (Backyard and Mello:Stare at eachother, horrified TURN THE COMPUTER OFF!!) Nope!

I wouldn't write it. My policy is "Does not do Yaoi/Yuri" so HAH! JOKES ON YOU, PAL!

Ummmmmm. . . . "Lithium"?? It sounds good.

Not that I know of.

None, she's disgusted by Beyond.

Well, atleast its not a yaoi. Ummmm. . . . "Never Die"??

Nope, and there better not be or I'll surely kill the writer for ruining they're reps.

-Twitch, Twitch- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Believe and L:Stare at eachother and then run off to barf- ) I agree with them. DISGUSTING.

Nothing, cause that'd never happen.

NaomiXMello or NaomiXNear? What the?! Well... Naomi and Mello! They both love leather!

No.

Ehh. . . Prooooooobably.. . . ?

-B and Believe- WTF?! Never happened. B KILLED BELIEVE! I KNOW THAT!

Matt, not really.

WTF?! WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THIS?!

1.) Beyond

Name ten of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.

1.) Beyond

2.) L

3.) Matt

4.) Naomi

5.) Backyard

6.) Believe

7.) Matsuda

8.) Mello

9.) Near

10) Quarter Queen

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

WTF?! WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THIS?!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Matt, not really.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

-B and Believe- WTF?! Never happened. B KILLED BELIEVE! I KNOW THAT!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Ehh. . . Prooooooobably.. . . ?

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

No.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

NaomiXMello or NaomiXNear? What the?! Well... Naomi and Mello! They both love leather!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Nothing, cause that'd never happen.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

-Twitch, Twitch- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Believe and L:Stare at eachother and then run off to barf- ) I agree with them. DISGUSTING.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Nope, and there better not be or I'll surely kill the writer for ruining they're reps.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Well, atleast its not a yaoi. Ummmm. . . . "Never Die"??

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

None, she's disgusted by Beyond.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Not that I know of.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Ummmmmm. . . . "Lithium"?? It sounds good.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

I wouldn't write it. My policy is "Does not do Yaoi/Yuri" so HAH! JOKES ON YOU, PAL!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Uhhhhhhhhhh...I do not know many pick-up lines. (Backyard and Mello:Stare at eachother, horrified TURN THE COMPUTER OFF!!) Nope!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Isn't Quarter a little young for Mello? Well. . . I could make a title. "Behind Blue Eyes". (Quarter:Hey, that titles pretty good!) Thanks!

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Hetalia News by Olv1993 reviews
Funny little articles from a newspaper for and written by the Hetalia characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/17/2010
Stockholm and Lima by ineap reviews
Among the wreckage of Makarov's now destroyed safehouse are many insteresting things Ghost and Roach seemed to have missed. Two of those things are an abanonded diary and footage from security tapes located in the main areas of the safehouse.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Vladimir Makarov
A Kiss Goodnight by Kristen3 reviews
When Niles escorts Daphne home from the Snow Ball, he realizes he has to explain to her that the words he spoke on the dance floor were no act. Will it lead to the happy ending he's been dreaming of?
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Niles, Daphne - Complete
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Ivanna's Fairytale by KitkatTenshi reviews
When rummaging through the attic, Ivan's maids stumble across a notebook. Together they begin to write a story in it, only to ensnare the Baltics, Ivan, and Natalia in their demented fairytale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Send letters to Denmark! by rejectedLetterbomb reviews
Now you have the chance to send a letter to the King Of Northern Europe himself!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Denmark
Ask Prussia AGAIN! by PoisonJellybeans reviews
What's this? Ask Prussia got deleted? Well, Prussia's back! And he wants your awesome questions. Review, or he'll seize your vital regions!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Prussia
Ask Liechtenstein! by PoisonJellybeans reviews
Hello! Since my big brother did one of these, I decided to as well! So write in to me with your questions, and I'll answer them for you! Enjoy. Liechtenstein
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Liechtenstein
The Ultimate Crack Pairing Challenge by catskid100 reviews
Attention all fanfiction writers! The ultimate crack pairing challenge is afoot! formally known as the ultimate fanfiction challenge Crack Pairing Challenge CPC Entry 35- Japan x Hungary and entry 36- Belarus x Sealand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,281 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009
Death Note Talk Show by i.Jinx reviews
Basically what the title says. Come on, who doesn't like torturing and asking questions to their favorite characters? Read! Warning: Contain long chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,922 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Marukaite Chikyuu Uncut by LinaDestin2 reviews
Hidekaz invites his characters, one by one, into the studio so he can hear them rehearse their very own version of Marukaite Chikyuu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
I've Locked the Nations in a Room by Chibi Iggy reviews
Imagine what would happen if a fangirl locked the Axis and Allies in a room with no way to escape. Now imagine that fangirl making them answer questions from their other fans. This is sure to be fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Hetalia Questions and Answers by The Rational Dove reviews
Ever had a strange question you wish you could ask the Hetalia characters? Well, here's the place to go!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009
Unseen Killer by freakanature06 reviews
Matthew Williams is a high school student who is completely unsatisfied with his life as an invisible observer. His life changes completely when he happens upon an odd, black notebook that has a strange power... Canada and the Death Note. T to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Canada
IA Insomniacs Anonymous by FearandMalice reviews
Watari really thinks L needs more sleep. So he intervenes.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - L
Ask Iceland! by Eylenda reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask Iceland something? Anything? Perhaps about his economy, or why he won't call Norway 'storebror', or even how to pronounce the infamous 'Eyjafjallajökull' Well, now's your chance! Rated T, just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Iceland
The Fanfiction Lounge by Nucleartea reviews
What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
That one day in the year by RedHatMeg reviews
For Poland September 1 isn't the happiest day in the year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Poland - Complete
Revenge: Just Another Sweet L Loves by The iPod Addict reviews
AU. Light, Misa, and L are all in kindergarten. When L plays a small prank on Light, he wants revenge! Using Misa, Light turns all the kids against L. But L's not giving up so easily. An eye for an eye, my friend. An eye for an eye.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - L, Light Y.
Ask the Death Note characters advice by Ryuks-Poizun-Apples reviews
Here you can ask advice from the Death Note characters, who I may or may not have kidnapped. Rated T for some language and some T rated subjects. Just thinking in advance! Ask and they shall answer... WARNING: This is for fun, some advice may suck :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,803 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009
Lawliet & Company by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - L, Near
70 Ways To Obsess Over Death Note Characters by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Why not? Surely every true Death Note fan goes father than just buying plushies, right? Well, here's some official ways to obsess over said characters! Why not create habits similiar to your fave Death Note Characters! Features Many! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Light Y., Mello
Round of 16: England and Germany by Naeshira reviews
Uh, yeah. What the title says. What England and Germany do before and after the game today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Rome's Envy by maniac's maniac reviews
Rome and Germania have been friends for a while, and Rome realizes that he jealous of a certain feature that Germania has... His hair
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
Ask Denmark by AudioSafari reviews
"Lock up your daughters, folks! The Kingdom of Denmark is in the house!" A Q&A with The World's Happiest Country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Denmark
Experiments of a Bored Detective by Turn Back Now reviews
L is bored. So what do he do? He puts a deranged serial killer, an FBI agent, an obsessive gamer, and a normal little girl all in a house together for six months, just for giggles. What could possibly go wrong? Slightly AU-ish, no pairings
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - L
Things Never to be Mentioned by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
...Of course he did not notice, seeing as he was staring down his computer screen while endeavoring to regulate his breathing between the bouts of pure, unadulterated PAIN.Good Lord, why did this have to happen now of all times! No Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalia New World by Queen Cherry Fairy reviews
This has probably been done before, but it is a history of the US in the style of Hetalia. That is, by making the states cute anime characters. I aplogize profusely for any historical inaccuracies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009
Ask Ivan's Sisters by Strawberry-Apple-Pomegranate B reviews
These two will be answering questions, though for obviously different... reasons. Ukraine is a bit skeptical of Belarus' reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Belarus, Ukraine
Q&A with the USA by TortoiseShellHermit reviews
America's boss tells America to find a way to reconnect with the public...America decides that the best way to do this is to let the people ask him anything they like. Have fun, people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,552 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - America
L Goes Shopping! by EternityEchoes reviews
Pure Death Note crack, with some sweetness and a lot of drama thrown in! Rated T for language, romance, and a violent dream sequence in which Near beats Misa to death with a chinchilla. Please read/review!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,023 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - L, Misa A.
Death Note Host Club by Mari Kazara reviews
Wammy is in financial trouble and so they called in an expert to help them out. She suggests a host club. Now won't you come and join us? complete due to lack of reviews.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
IVAN Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own IVAN unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your IVAN unit. Note: HETALIA INC. is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or severe mental trauma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia - Complete
Death Note: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Bloodstained Comma reviews
I think we all know what these are. The newest one up is for B, and you can submit you questions for the FAQs about the NEAR unit in the reviews, since he'll be next.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Ryuk's Revenge by The iPod Addict reviews
Crackfic! Ryuk wants an apple and he wants it NOW. Too bad Light gives it to him a second too late. With his name written in a special notebook, Light is now controlled to entertain Ryuk until the day he dies. Which won't be very long from now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Light Y.
Things Russia isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all.I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Russia breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Russia
Things Belarus isn’t allowed to do by tedyvirysa reviews
Title says it all. I'm starting a contest of who can make the most hilarious fic about Belarus breaking all those rules. For more info go to my profile page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Belarus
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
L Falls Ill by Nemu-saa reviews
L is working what ought to be a simple case but, for some reason, the solution isn’t coming to him. Could it be that he’s…? No, how ridiculous. Under the weather, perhaps. A little. Pre-series, Clean, NO slash! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - L, Watari - Complete
Ask Matt by Kao Crayola reviews
Ask Matt a question! EDIT: im sorry if im a lil slow, its because of school. BLAME THE SCHOOL!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Matt
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Killing Mail is Pretty Hard by Handcuffs-and-Notebooks reviews
Killing mail is hard. Killing Mail Jeevas is harder. But since he has more fangirls than Light after only 2 minutes of him, the Yagami teen has to try. But how will he do that when ladies with brick-filled purses keep getting in his way? One Shot Crackfic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Beyond The Suffering by IKilledMisa reviews
Beyond Birthday is transfered to a new asylum at Abbott State Penitentiary. Beyond starts to notice strange things and wonders what REALLY goes on in Abbott. Beyond soon makes an awful discovery about Abbott and becomes subject to the suffering.
Crossover - Death Note & Suffering - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - BB - Complete
The Game by The iPod Addict reviews
Rule 1: You are playing The Game. Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. A bunch of drabbles of people losing The Game. PS: You just lost. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Things Worse Than Coffee by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Matsuda refuses to be the coffee guy anymore, but there are things that need to be done that are much worse than coffee... Dear Lord, WHAT did they expect him to do? One shot. No pairings. Rated T. Beware the funny...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Why Death Note Characters Hate Fangirls by Eriscene's Memoirs reviews
Once upon a time crazy evil Death Note fangirls met the hottest guys in Death Note. What happens? IT'S PURE HELL! P.S. This is a collection of random parody stories!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
A New Tactic by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Light has become too angsty and short-tempered, so the team, unbeknownst to him, have come up with a disciplinary system...involving water? O.O' A funny fic for the heck of it that took on a life of it's own '
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I DARE YOU to be a better author by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Yes, this is a 'dare' contest, with no prize except to better your creativity, to encourage more original DN stories. With a growing list of prompts/ideas inside at your disposal, will you accept the dare...? More fun than it sounds, everyone's welcome!:D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010
Dirty Little Secret by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
The real reason L never washes or changes his clothes. And what exactly does Light enjoy doing at night?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - L, Light Y.
Youthful Advice by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Very Random, though not very OOC, which is frightening in and of itself. May scar you for life. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
How to Handle: Your Own Death Note Character by Atreyl reviews
Congratulations! You have received your very own Death Note character! Please follow this guide on how to take care of them, and to avoid the worst case scenarios, like: an exploded body, you being shot. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Why is Canada so Popular by The iPod Addict reviews
Matsuda starts to think, which is never a good thing. Realising something, he asks Light about it. Just what makes Canada so popular and funny? Rated T: Curse word One-shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
L Write a Novel by ImaPseudonym reviews
L decides to write the world's greatest novel... And posts it to FFN.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L's Rap by xYuzuki-Tachiox reviews
L left something behind after he died...it's very suprising... -Crack-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - L - Complete
Death Note: A Divine Comedy by SyberiaWinx reviews
After death, Light finds himself in Mu, which is not what everyone thinks. He and the others who died must atone by acting for the amusement of the gods. Their scripts? Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008
Death note chat room by hayori-spirit-rain3 reviews
what would happen if every one had an im account? well lets find out! NOT A ONE-SHOT! NOT OUT OF CHARACTER! CHARACTERS SO far: light misa L. mello matt near watari and for some reason matsuda! i hate misa so dont expect much of her XD
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Extra Rule by The iPod Addict reviews
We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Ask Us? by B Rue reviews
Eh, ask myself, Beyond Birthday, L, Near, and Mello questions. And now Matt. It'll make more sense inside. So read. Oh, and although this isn't inside, we will add another character every once in a while. Matt may come next
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
One type of shirt by Thiinilwen reviews
A story to describe why L's shirts all look the same.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
DON'T Mess with L's Cookies by The iPod Addict reviews
Did L always want to be a detective? What inspired him in the first place? What made him so good at what he does? And why doesn't Light get his pretty pretty princess pony doll? No, it's not an action figure, Light! One shot. OOC Spoilers: Episode 25
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - L - Complete
Home Videos by Cana-Puff reviews
Fun oneshot! In this we get to see a little of Light's childhood, which could be the difference between being arrested or ignored. Or not...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Beybond Birthday Rant by lenkagamine133 reviews
Beyond Birthday is expressing himself through a rant
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - BB - Complete
Beware the SelfInsert! by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
Self-Insert fics can ruin many a good writer...so, I thought I'd give it a go to see if I could make you laugh! w Yes, it's gonna be crap...XD One-shot, no pairings, thank the Lord.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L - Complete
A Genius by The iPod Addict reviews
Light's smart, we all know that. But when he makes a big mistake, will he be smart enough to fix it? Two short Drabbles. Rated T: Mild language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Single Breath by Kattnya reviews
What does Light do when he's locked up? Well, He Sings! Warning! Extreme OOC-Ness and Canibelism ?Spelling? Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'm your Biggest Fan! by i.Jinx reviews
Who knew L and Light are boy fans to a specific book. See inside what book that might be!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Getting Off Subject by HiddenHikari reviews
Beyond and Naomi get WAY OFF SUBJECT while working on a case.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
Kielbasa by Sunflower Boy reviews
Drabble fic- Lunchtime with the Baltics, Russia, and Poland. Just for fun. :D Inspired by a conversation between my friends and I at lunch. Rated for insinuation that wouldn't be understood by a kid anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Fierce by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Through a horrible accident, Light is plunged into the world of fashion, modeling for a new brand: Fierce. Can even an evil mastermind survive this perilous enviroment? Three-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
iKira by Vexic929 reviews
Sam is a suspect in the Kira case and Carly sets out to prove her innocence and that L is wrong.
Crossover - Death Note & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Matsuda T., Sam P.
The Chat Room by FateWolf reviews
Matt, L, Light, and Mello are together in a chat room? This is random... NO FLAMING! I KNOW this is stupid! That's the beauty of it :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Matt - Complete
Lind L Tailors' Totally Epic Escape by sxc pancake power reviews
Years before Rester and Gevanni are in the SPK, they have to escort Lind L. Tailor to the place where he does the Fake L recording. Lind escapes to a toy store and they have an epic car chase on teeny little bikes made for toddlers.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - S. Gevanni, A. Rester - Complete
Beyond the Questions by Kanki Youji reviews
Basic question and answer forum with Beyond Birthday as it's head. Writen in story-form instead of OOC goodness. Rating subject to change. Have fun!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - BB
the LB chronicles the beginning of the start! by M.S DARK ANGEL reviews
hey L, they say that if you put paper-clips into a microwave, they fizzle…what happens if a light bulb is in there too?’ B asked him. L shrugs. ‘I dunno. Wanna try?’ he asked him. this is based on true events! XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - L, BB
FTW! Death Note Style by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
A series of little clips of random scenes that would never be included in the anime.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009
Johnny C's Guide to Life by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
A wee handbook for the for the perplexed, by the perplexed! See Johnny's opinion on forgery, Show and Tell, and children!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Johnny C.
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Blackout reviews
The blackout was causing people to go insane. No power, no way to communicate to loved ones over seas, post-offices weren't open often, and used for military purposes usually, while us civilians had to figure out how to survive. Not to mention, those creatures I've seen in the woods. Looks like we're fending for ourselves. OCs are included.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Dr. Richtofen, OC
Our Stories reviews
Poetry featuring the characters of Nazi Zombies. Each chapter is a poem for a seperate character, including minor characters such as Doctor Schuster and Doctor Groph from the radio messages of Moon. Enjoy!
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Dr. Richtofen
The Italian Sisters reviews
What goes on when the Italian sisters are not at meetings, or training with Germany? Lets find out! WARNING This fanfiction is total crack, and very OOC. Enjoy Rated just incase. Includes genderbend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Mad School reviews
What if the war was just highschool rivalry? What if everyone wasn't really in the position they are in the army, but just regular highschoolers? Well, lets answere that, shall we! Rated just incase.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011
A Visit
Kaliningrad has a secret, and not wanting to hide it, goes to visit his uncle, Prussia. What will the reaction be? Possible OOCness. OC's inclueded. Mild OCXPrussia Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Mississippi's diary reviews
Lets see what goes on in the mind of America's daughter, Mississippi. Shall we? Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
HetaOni Return reviews
When a group of four, Kaliningrad, Arizona, Texas and Athens are dared to go to the haunted mansion, they descover everything is not what it seems. Rated T just incase.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010
Kocham Cie, Lithuania reviews
Poland has had a crush on Lithuania for a long time, but will he ever admit it? PolLiet. Warning:Genderbend lies ahead. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
What happens at the meetings
Stays at the meetings. PrussiaX?, some implied yaoi due to you all having to think of something in one point of the story. Rated just incase. Meetings gone wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Young Love reviews
Sealand loves Liechtenstien, but does she feel the same way? What happends when he confesses? Written for 'catskid100's Ultimate Fanfiction Writing Contest. SealandXLiechtenstien. PeterXLilli.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
Reborn:The Allies reviews
A story apology I got from "KamikazeExplosion". I will be continueing it with "ContemplatingDisaster" as my Beta. Chapter one was written by "KamikazeExplosion" so do not expect cussing in later chapters. Rated T for good reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010
Rise of the Empire reviews
Lithuania is fed up with Russia's constant bullying. But, one hundread years later, a new character rises from the ashes. Her name, Lithuanian Empire. Rated T just to be careful and for Lithuania's new-found insanity. I only own Empire-chan. OC inclueded.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Lithuania
Road To Vengeance reviews
Mello and Matt recieve a visit from an unexpected visitor, wanting answeres. WARNING:Contains spoilers for the L.A.BB.Murder cases. Story is better than summary, and no chat format! You know I don't own Death Note. Reviews/Flames/Criticism welcomed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mello, BB
Yukime's Anger reviews
Yukime's anger has gotten out of control, and Light and L try and find out the answere. Crack! For 'Loves-Chihuahua's challenge! Rated for random Yukime-ness. Why is she so angry? Read to find out! R&R desu! No yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Echo reviews
Matt has been addicted to this game titled "Echo". Mello is curious and wants to find out why! But who is the creator of this awesome game? Read to find out! Does NOT contain OC's. rated for minor language. Oneshot friendship fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Another Note Life of Zack and Cody reviews
Strange guests come to the Tipton hotel. One of them atracts the twins' attention! Will they become friends?
Crossover - Death Note & Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Cody M.
Matsuda's Dream reviews
After watching Chobits all Night, Matsuda goes to bed. But what happens when a certain Detective is wrapped up in his dream? **No, Not L** MatsudaXOC fluff. Hope you enjoy it! Don't judge a story by its Summary!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Matsuda T.
School Days reviews
Beyond is going back to school, and to make things worse, Two Death Note fangirls are in his class! Oh, yeah, and one of them is me! Suprise! I stink at summaries. The story is MUCH better than Summary! Rated just incase
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2010 - BB
S
S, a Mysterious detective L has been contacting for weeks. L and S meet, but to L, S is nothing like he expected? No Romance, Rated incase, I stink at summaries, Story is better, and I do not own Death Note. I only own S.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Published: 2/16/2010 - L
Yukime's Diary reviews
What does L's twin sis think about when she is facing the world? Well here's your answere! OC Centered. I suck at summaries. Just read! Its much better than Summary!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010
New World
Just a Death Note oneshot I made. Based off "New Millennium - Kagamine Len", Pleas R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Wish reviews
Yukime's song. Based on "Message Of Regret - Rin Kagamine" Pleas read, rate and review! If you read it, at least review it! In memory of Beyond Birthday. Two days late. RIP Beyond.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - BB
Ghostly Encounter reviews
Beyond never believed in the supernatural. That is, Until now. When all these Supernatural hauntings come into view, Beyond has no choice but to figure out what the spirits want. And why they are haunting him! Rated just incase. Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - BB
Crazy Clown reviews
Smile Yagami, Light twin sister comes for a visit, but what happens when supernatural happenings all lead to her? Just an AU fanfic of an OC. Pleas read, Rate and Review! If you read it, Review it! Based off the Vocaloid song "Crazy Clown".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Light Y.
True Causes reviews
This is the True cause to Backyard Bottomslashs death. T because it is based on a real ghost story. Pleas Rate and Review! PLEAS CLICK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - BB - Complete
Past Recolections reviews
The people of Death Note recall their pasts. Will inclued OC s. Sometimes Romantic and sometmes Silly. Maybe some foreign languages but will have translation in Authoress s Note. PLEAS READ. Rated just incase. No bad language even for Mello! A bit Angsty.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009
Angry Dude Dead Ahead! reviews
What would happen if, When L and Light are working on plumbing, out comes an Angry Dude from China! And what happens when L talks with his twin sister! May have some BXOC but thats the only pairing. NO YOU FANGIRLS, THERE ISN T ANY L AND LIGHT PAIRING!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - L - Complete
Death Note Blogs reviews
The Death Note characters deside to get a blog. What will come of this? Incluedes some silly ness. Sanity In some parts Not inclueded.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009
Death Note oneshots reviews
Just some Death Note drabbles. T because I m thinking ahead! These stories have almost EVERY Death Note character!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009
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