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Joined 10-28-09, id: 2128928, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Harry Potter.

Hmm, what's a good profile for me and does anyone really give a shit about these profiles well, I'm currently an unpublished (wouldn't it be great to be able to draw a line through the un part of that word) writer desperately trying to get into the real world of novel writing. I'm using fanfiction to improve my writing and because I really like the characters from Twilight and Immortal Instruments. This whole thing started as an experiment to see if I could write lemons...then it moved to Can I write like I'm a teenage boy...then it moved into hey, can I write Slash...(um boyXboy lemons) Good grief, what the hell is going to come next?

Anyway, I'm getting off track...so besides having fun with fanfiction, I write my own stories with my own original characters. Wouldn't it be totally awesome to someday have people writing fanfiction using my characters...oooh, I just shuddered.

You can hunt me down on twitter by my user name...drizzll

If ya haven't figured it out, I'm a huge fan of Twilight...er, Team Edward all the way...reading those blasted books were what inspired me to start writing.

Addendum to Profile: As of July 28, 2012 I will be a real published author...WooHoo...

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Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5620 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Double Down by sadtomato reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13777 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Picnic Table by mhl1115 reviews
Slash: Edward is on summer vacation with his family when he experiences an instant attraction to a local surfer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Jungle by Dilmn8 reviews
Jasper is a dancer in a gay club with a difficult past. Vampires have just come out and are now public knowledge, will Edward be able to rescue Jasper from this jungle he lives in? E/J SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,308 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4845 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More than Ruin'd Hopes shall Mourn by jamie2109 reviews
Draco wasn't entirely positive when he'd come to the awful conclusion that Potter had something tangible that made people love him. However, he was sure of the exact moment he realised he coveted that love enough to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,808 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What was I thinking? by JayceStorm reviews
Slash: Edward is a famous actor who receives an unusual fan letter. E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,768 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Divided by Digitallace reviews
10 years have passed, and Harry has been missing since the war. Draco wants to forget about a moment from their past, but will that still be possible when he takes a position at Hogwarts? Will memories of Harry haunt him there, or will it be Harry himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Like Wishing For Rain reviews
After six years of longing for his best friend, Edward is ready to give up. But his friends have other ideas...SLASH/JasperEdward/AH/some Angst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,722 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Edward, Jasper
The Web of Broken Dreams reviews
I have been told that the difference between love and hate is like walking a muggle tight rope. Will Draco fall or can he be saved? EWE/HPDM/Rated M/Slash/Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,504 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always Forever You reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in the woods, it's not to save her life, but to save his. There's someone else haunting his heart. Vampire Jasper/Edward Slash/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Boys! Boys! Boys! reviews
Entry for Slash BackSlash 3.0 Contest. Jasper heads to a gay bar for the first time to explore his sexuality. AH/Jasper/Edward/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Her One in a Million reviews
On the outside Bella Swan had everything. The perfect boyfriend, the perfect job, the perfect life...But on the inside, she was miserable. It had been ten years and he still haunted her. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,120 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
180 Days plus weekends & holidays reviews
It's Senior year at Forks High and best friends, Bella and Jasper make a pact to lose their virginity before the end of the school year. Things get complicated and heated when the new boy comes to town and they both fall hard for him. AU/AH/SLASH/E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,071 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When the Night Comes reviews
Don't leave anything on your list Jasper. Live the life you want, not the one everyone expects. If you think about it, settling ain't really living. Can Jasper find the life he wants during the light of day or is it best left in the dark ExJ/SLASH/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,452 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Game On Baby reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Remember You reviews
Three months after Bella is sent to Forks, she finds herself back in Phoenix. The thing is she can't remember those 3 months. A year and a half later, Bella and her best friend Alice are off to Portland to start a new life or will Bella find her old life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,278 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Forbidden reviews
CoG Spoiler...Stop Reading...NOW...What did you want to happen when Jace and Clary finally hooked up at the party. The nice fade to black or....something like this. Naughty Lemons & Nasty Language mixed with sweet Fluffy love. Rated M for a reason.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Hearts Desire reviews
A kiss is needed to free Clary from the Seelie Court, but is that all Jace is going to give her? This is a one shot, totally lemony story! Do not read if lemons aren't your thing. You have been warned.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete