Josette Vigee-Lebrun
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Joined 10-28-09, id: 2129063, Profile Updated: 11-12-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

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MSN: Josettevigee@live.com

I am a laid back kind of girl, i don't really care to be caught in drama. I'm a shy girl that prefers to just lay out on the grass and watch the clouds, the stars, and even read a good book. I've been more of a tomboy, then anything else, even if i don't always act it. I'm pretty crazy when you get to know me, i can be a bitch if i don't like you, or really sweet if you're my friend. I am a girl of classics, i love classic books, classic quotes, etc.

I'm a t-shirt and jeans kinda girl
My alarm clock and I are NOT friends
I trip up the stairs
I love CHOCOLATE

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
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Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the play place. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

Quotes

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" ~ Anonymous

-Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

-Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

-If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave em in the middle)

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that people think you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (haha... so opposite)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If you lived in my country you would find something wrong with the government too)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Oh please...)
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Studies shown that people who cry live longer than those who don't...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe any more. Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn’t mean his name has to be Edward Cullen) copy and paste in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.

If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and are hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you start talking about something and then stop and then when you start talking again, you forgot what you were talking about before.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you (Me: What if their all insane? Hmm)

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (At school. How embarrasing is THAT!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a boat and save your stupid ass.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

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Bella The History Teacher by Megan-Vampire-Cullen reviews
What happens if Bella becomes a History Teacher cause she knows that Edward is never coming back? What happens if she has to teach them WW1? Will she do it? Will Bella and Edward get back together? Bella never jumped off the cliff! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Finale Hours:An Edward Story by IrishJumper reviews
Bella jumped off the cliff & died.Edward goes to Italy to die. This is how he spent his final hours. ALSO- 2 Other Short Stories. "Where is my Soul" & " A Vision Left Unsaid"- about Edwards & Bella's Afterlife and Alice's Point Of View. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Feel Better by xx glamour reviews
Edward is feeling sick but doesn’t want to worry Bella. It’s a cute story that shows how our favorite couple takes care of each other. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Bellaire by Vampgrl1 reviews
After Edward left in New Moon, Bella got founded by a different species. Now she is a role model for thousands of girls and one of THEM. Then the Cullens come to town and see her...what will happen? Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When In Love by druglordhoney reviews
A light feel good story on how one girl never felt happier about being one big uneventful cliche! Falling for you best friend, anyone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happenstance by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in AGUTM* Edward gets in a car accident from drinking too much at a party almost 1 year after his dad dies. He is sentenced to community service at a local soup kitchen where he meets Bella and finds what he needs to begin to heal-CONTINUING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,496 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Belong With Me by TFAraujo7 reviews
Bella Is The School Nerd, Edward is The Football captaing and all around good guy. When Bella's sisters throw a Party Things will go from bad to worse for Bella,One-Shot. Better summuray inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Years, Some Things Change Some Don't by Im Addicted 2 Twilight Fanfics reviews
Bella and Edward First meet in Grade 1. There, they become friends. Their friendship grows as the years go by. What happens when tradegy strikes? Will they have moved on? OR Will their feelings stay the same, possibly even growing stronger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Inside by ummmm26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are the populars, and Edward, Emmett, and Jasper are the nerds. Will the girls learn not to judge them on their appearance, but what is on the inside? Guys are vampires, girls are humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,575 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superman by AndyBCM reviews
I was searching for a heart that's beating, As fast as the way I'm feeling, Trying to find some peace there in my soul, You know it was your love that saved me, The answer to my prayers you gave me, And I hope I'll be all that you deserve. MAJOR FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haunted Miracles by Happy Bells reviews
Bella has a Halloween surprise for Edward, but will a past hang up prevent him from finding happiness in his wife’s news? All Human. One- shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mistletoe Christmas by verycaren reviews
Oneshot. Christmas with or without a mistletoe will always be magical. Edward, Bella and the rest of the group get snowed in inside the Cullen house. Funny, fluff. R&R, All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back to Normal by Fan199578 reviews
It happens to the best of them. After a few months away from each other, the Swans reunite. But Fate is cruel and doesn't give them much of a chance. But what of Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Unknown by Vampgrl1 reviews
Bella and Edward has been friends since Bella was 5 years old. She fell in love with him then. How will she ever tell him when he is about to leave her sight forever. Rated T for lemony scenes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birthday Gift by lilysspace reviews
On Bella's 18th birthday, the Cullens and Hales have gathered to celebrate. However a poorly planned gift from her best friend threatens to ruin her evening. AH, AU I guess . Really, only rated T as a safety precaution due to some choice language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thinking of You by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
This is a fic about Bella and Edward who were engaged back in 1918 during the Spanish Influenza but then Edward dies. Now years later they are both vamps and what will Edward say when he realizes who the new girl is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pay Back by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
What happens when Bella decides she wants to have a little pay back for every time Edward teased her? Post Breaking Dawn... used to be a oneshot but now on the progress of becoming a story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Crescent Moon by brandinm05 reviews
What if Jacob and the Quileute werewolves never showed up in the meadow that day to save Bella? What if Bella became a vampire and Edward wasn't the one to do it? Bella is turned and forced out of Forks, up North to the Denali clan. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,584 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stone, The Twig and The Apple by X-IN-MIDST-OF-DEATH-IS-LIFE-X reviews
Three maidens live with their father in the woods outside of a small kingdom. One day, the King and Queen that rule said small kingdom announce that all young ladies in the vicinity must present themselves to the princes so that they may choose a bride. Will the maidens be chosen? R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tough Love by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Cold, powerful, Edward Cullen craves his assistant, Bella. One night late at the office, he takes what he wants without asking. Lemon. All human. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Here it Comes and There it Goes by aleigh-cullen reviews
AH; AU;This was a short one-shot about a dreadful goodbye that sends Edward to his knees with the force of pain it brings. I had to continue once I got the vision in my head. Read, enjoy, review. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 9,439 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella met Edward when she was 6. However, when Edward leaves, she meets with an accident and forgets about him. The two meet again 11 years after their separation. Will Bella remember Edward and the promise they made so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,604 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by cnikkis reviews
What would have happened if Edward and Bella made love before he left her. A/U. Follows cannon with the exception of a few OC's.Rated for language and some adult and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,150 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something Beautiful by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella's a normal college student not expecting anything to change. Her life becomes a whirlwind when she meets Edward and they're soon in love. He has a tragic secret though - he's got Leukaemia. Will he ever tell her the truth before its too late? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,802 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Started with a Spark by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
Bella is rescued by Edward, a firefighter in Boston. He feels differently about her, more so than anyone he's met before? Is she the one? Rated M for Lemons. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten ? Maybe , Maybe Not by alykochan reviews
Bella and Edward are in love at the age of 15 , but Elizabeth breaks them apart . Why & will they ever be together again ? ONE SHOT . first time writing ! R&R !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Did His Research by thexADVENTURE reviews
Bella is a senior in College and Alice convinces her to join a new class. A music class. I wonder who her new Professor is? E/B One shot. Lemony goodness is located in between the thighs of this chapter. If it bothers you, don't click.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Small Bundle of Joy by kelswii reviews
Esme is human when she meets Carlisle and they have baby Bella. This story follows Bella's life as the baby of the Cullen family. ExB Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,089 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insecurities by shadowgrave22 reviews
Bella still thinks that Edward came back out of guilt. They get into a fight, and Edward finally convinces her that he loves her. Post-New Moon, Pre-Eclipse. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
UnBreak My Heart by The Cullen's Secret reviews
For six years they both live apart, raising their own son due their failed marriage. That is until one night in Forks they come face to face. Can one night change everything? All Human. O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where are you? by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella wakes up in the middle of the night, distraught to find that Edward is not with her. A note lies in his place to say he’s gone hunting but Bella is insecure that he’s left her again, what does she do? Post New Moon. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Edward is unwillingly dragged to Forks High's first annual date auction by his family and friends. But when the lovely new girl, Isabella Swan, is one of the auction 'items', he just may change his mind about the situation. Slightly fluffy one-shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So we meet again by Cassandra Raie reviews
Edward left in New Moon, but never returned. He wasnt there this time to Save Bella when she was bitten by Victoria so what happens when she meets the cullens again 100 years later? Well, who wouldnt be resentful? ABANDONED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,620 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sittin' On The Shelf by cutie sstb reviews
Bella has been working at Emmett's comic shop for 3 years. All the while, she has been trying to gain Edward's attention. Yet, Edward is oblivious to the fact that she fancies him. Will our Ednerd realize she adores him or remain in the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Side Up by PatronTequila94 reviews
The scene in New Moon when Bella visits the meadow only Laurent isn't the only one there and the wolves never come. WARNING: Extremely Imagainative. Rated M for torture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold Oneshot by CapriciousC reviews
Entry for the PPSS “An Officer and a Gentleman” contest. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blue Empress by kat.9981 reviews
Bella moves to live in the small town name Forks with her dad. In that town there is a house that is said to be haunted. When a dare cause Bella to enter that house, she figures out the house is more than just haunted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always the Beginning by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen at a New Year's Eve party. Bella didn't know that she would fall in love and break her heart in just one day. Just another New Year one-shot. Canon pairings. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Immortal by barefootduchess reviews
What if the first time Bella and Edward met she mistook him for a different type of immortal? What if she weren't completely incorrect? Alternate Universe, Cannon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can love triumph all? by JessXO reviews
Bella follows Edward into the forest. What she will discover will shake her to her very core, destroying everything she once believed. Will their love manage to triumph all?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Storm by TheyShouldCloneEdward reviews
Edward is out hunting and Forks' stormy weather is bringing up unpleasant memories for Bella. Takes place shortly after Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Dead Volvo by 00Edward-cullen-lover00 reviews
What happens when Bella get s tired of Edward and his volvo? One-Shot. I think it s funny....?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
One short post New Moon Pre Eclipse. Bella gets a tattoo and Edward reacts. A bit AU because Bella dosn't get a tattoo in the books or movie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Beatlefnatic reviews
Bella's alone at the Cullens, what happens when she decides to listen to a particularly painful song? One Shot, End of Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn. Reviews greatly appreciated. Edited to add more details and change wording.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everyone Leaves by shouvley reviews
Bella doesn’t have anyone left when she climbs over the railing of the bridge, ready to let go. What will happen when a stranger talks her down and helps her move on with her life? AH BxE, Kill A Cullen Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood by WithoutLove.LifeIsLike reviews
Set immediately following New Moon. When motorcycles and cliff jumping weren't enough, Bella bled for Edward. How does she react when Edward sees the damage she's done to herself? Rated T for subject matter. Warning: character cutting. NOW BOTH POVs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
100 years by RuthLovesEdward reviews
100 years ago Edward left Bella...she is now a vampire and they are about to meet once again...will things be the same? or will a love sick boy drive them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All For You by Emma-MasenCullen reviews
“I would give it all up, this life, everything I have, just to be with you.” Isabella Swan is Forks Highs most popular student, Edward Cullen is Forks Highs nerd. Today was their final day of High School; will appearances keep them apart, even now? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Work by FantasyWorld23 reviews
Edward just came back from a boring day at work. Can Bella cheer him up? *Lemon* Disclaimer: Though I wish I did, I don’t own the Twilight Series. Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by Nataloo18 reviews
I picked up my notebook and marker and wrote a message to him. "You okay?" He looked over and frowned slightly. Then picked up his dry erase board and wrote back a short and simple “yes.” Based on the song by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet by nasiatheslayer reviews
A lemony one shot. Edward and Bella have been best friends for years but Bella's always been in love with Edward. Fluff ensues. All human. A/U. EXB. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Shameless Moment by MittensBee reviews
When Bella unknowingly asks vampire Edward to be her roommate, she gets more than she bargained for. She finds herself sucked into a world which, by all reason, should not exist. BxE. AU. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,256 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kiss or the Cake by alycaly reviews
After losing a bet to Emmett, Edward has to pay up by enlisting Bella's help in answering a question for Emmett. Is kissing Edward still Bella's favorite? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Romance by Allieamyxxx reviews
AH Bella has been working at Masen inc for six months and has wanted her boss, Edward Cullen since she started. What will happen when she gets called into his office when she tries to get his attention? ONE-SHOT! Rated M for lots of lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spicing up Life by georgiasf reviews
Bella wants a little more spice in her love life. She slips a little vodka in her water bottle before Edward picks her up. But what happens when she drinks too much and gets drunk, right in front of Edward? Rated M for underage drinking and sexual themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Break Your Little Heart by bubblybrittxo reviews
Based off the song Break Your Little Heart by All Time Low. Edward caught Tanya cheating on him so he comes up with a plan to break her heart. Now a TWO-SHOT! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punishment by daydreamer22688 reviews
Isabella learns to never cross her Master. Heavy D/s. One Shot. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sixteen Hours by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Twilight one-shot, written for the help for haiti auction: A snapshot into Bella's life as she meets the new and unexpected vet in town. Bella struggles with her inner fears and her desire to trust Edward all in one night. E/B Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topaz Visions by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward, a vampire, is the owner of a nightclub. Bella is a waitress there. They have both wanted the other one for a long time, but never said anything. What happens when they finally give in to passion? Lemons, AU, E/B, One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn Apart by Ashi0703 reviews
Bella never expected to see him there...how will she react to seeing the stranger sitting in her living room...better than it sounds..i suck at summaries EXB ONE-SHOT please read and review D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranded by FANpire1120 reviews
Bella needs to get home for Christmas, but finds herself in a very unfortuante position when a blizzard is getting ready to hit. Lucky for her, getting stranded isn't so bad. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slipping Through Their Fingers by BloomingFlower-asn reviews
Bella and Edward have been secret friends for a few months now. Unfortunately its Edward's last year in high school! And the seniors have to undergo a major exam which takes place during school holidays. Would love blossom between them or be lost forever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Bella Swan's best friend, geeky Edward Cullen comes to her one night, broken and so close to giving up that he's gone to desperate and heartbreaking measures to try to find a way out. Can she fix him? A/H Geekward. Give it a shot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lady of the Night by SweetVenom69 reviews
Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet by CullenLovingMom reviews
O/S written for the "To Kill a Cullen Contest." Alice Cullen is a force of life. Her death wreaks havoc in the lives of those left behind. Her best friend and her brother cope with her death together and find love for each other in the process. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bizzaro Twilight by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
-AU- What would Twilight have been like if the roles were reversed? Edward, Emmett & Jasper are humans living in Forks with their dad, Charlie working at the police station. Bella, Rosalie & Alice are vampires sent to live in Forks by Carlisle & Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,847 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll by Beelsebutt reviews
Edward plus quickly approaching wedding night equals angst & sexual frustration. Will Emmett be of assistance? One shot with lots of adult themes! No slash. Pic from Google, Robert Pattz as Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bookworms by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reliance: A Christmas Story by Twicali reviews
What would you do if you were stranded in a snow storm alone? Would you try and save yourself or put your life in a Vampire's hands?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Reunited Lovers Contest: A Walk in the Park by Devil Nightmare reviews
This is for the Reunited Lovers One Shot Contest by Mrs Cullen For Life and The Cullen’s Secret. Edward gets mad at Bella because she is pregnant because it isn't his child. When they are reunited can their love be rekindled
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always by xlovexlustx reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up together, being adopted by the Cullen family after having horrifics pasts. One day Bella goes missing...how does Edward and the rest of the family react? SHOCKING and slight DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Time of Day by AmberStar63 reviews
Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' Contest. Sometimes you don’t have to look any further than your own back yard to find what you need, just keep your eyes open and be courageous. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Look Familiar by Momentarily Sane reviews
Okay, lets see, Bella and Edward were best friends back in 1918. They were close all in all, but what happens when Edward 'dies' from the spanish influenza, and human Bella is met face to face with a lion! Many years after all this happens....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I told you so by Kree-on-toast reviews
Bella is a normal hormonal teenage girl with needs and wants,but will her handsome Vampire boyfriend's boundaries push her over the edge? Just a little one-shot a couldn't get out of my head. WARNING CONTAINS LEMONS! rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yours by Hesitant reviews
Bella Swan is ready to take whats hers. AH/AU. Cannon pairs. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pond by TayBee reviews
Bella has been the perfect servant for almost ten years. When she is sold to her new Master, Edward Cullen, things change. She finds her self disobedient, disrespectful, and in a heap of trouble. What could happen between her and her master? ADOPTED from ShinySewage WITH PERMISSION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,591 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Since Edward left, Bella is broken beyond repair. It doesn't help that she still has to see Edward everyday at School, but to help herself Bella finds relief in the one thing that made her lose him. AU, OOC. Full description inside. Rating changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,660 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking Up by TCD reviews
Bella is in the hospital after being in a car accident. One day her doctor, dr. Carlisle Cullen, walks in with his son, the beautiful Edward. What happens when Carlisle introduces the two? Fluffy One Shot. Au. Rated T. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Won't you let me walk you home from school by littlesunshinebee reviews
I recognized the tousled dusty bronze head of hair. Edward Cullen. One year above me. I straightened up, looked away and continued my walk home. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by rhpsfaerie reviews
After being dumped by the ultimate shut-in, Bella swears off geeks entirely. Jose Cuervo, however, has other plans for her, and those plans are named Edward. Written for queenofgrey for The Fandom Gives Back. AH one shot, rated M for language/sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Careless Whispers An Edward and Bella Story by nezie0416 reviews
Songfic for Careless Whispers by Seether, full summary inside. New ending. Now it's much better. It makes more since. Please read! Don't just pass over!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Adrift by SubtlePen reviews
JUDGES' PICK in the "A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words" Contest. Edward walks away from Bella, but comes to realize he'd never be able to leave her forever. AH, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somebody by chloey24 reviews
Have you ever felt like throwing the towel in on your love life? Edward Cullen sure has. Now thanks to a random encounter with a quiet waitress he has a new vigour and may just end up finding the love his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home of the Spartans by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella is going to a new boarding school in LA where she meets great friends and the school player EDWARD CULLEN. When Edward falls for her will she over look his history with girls and fall in love or block him out of her life? BxE AxJ RxEM ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,943 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Had the Time of My Life by TCD reviews
Jessica and Angela dragged Bella to a party. What happens when no one other than Edward Cullen turned out to be at that party? Started as fluffy One Shot, now compilation of several One Shots of their relationship based on love songs. AU. Rated T. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Rose by MunchBunch reviews
After years of torment and dark desires as a monster, Edward may finally be saved - by Bella - but what will a jelous self centred jerk have to say about it? Based on beauty and the beast. EXB. Cannon pairings. Rated T to be safe. NOW COMPLETE! XXX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the OneHundred Year Marker by LauraHannah90 reviews
Edward and Bella are celebrating their 100th wedding anniversary together. What is Edward's gift to Bella? How do they spend their anniversary? How has the past 100 years been? And what do the next 100 years have in store for them? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
March 11 by twilightfreak92 reviews
she always took the train of the 7:00 am, even thought the check in time to her work was at 10:00. Just to see that pair of emerald eyes that captivated her since the first time. She never even dare to speak up, until that beautiful Thursday March 11.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proof by balai reviews
Bella Swan stands at the edge of a cliff, yelling at who she believes is a hallucination. But he's not. Edward came back. Does she jump? Complete, Five part.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons on Love, or Not by phantoms crazy shadow 13 reviews
Two-shot, Bella and Edward are forced to enroll in a love class. So what happens when they find each other? The story is better then the summary....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgiveness Comes With a Bow by Iwant2sparkle reviews
Not everyone’s Christmas is full of twinkling lights and blissful happiness, but sometimes the season does bring out the extraordinary kindness in people. AH. My entry for the "Broken Holiday Record Contest".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Missed Call by PurpleCrayons reviews
What happens if instead of Edward calling Bella's house to see if shes still alive, he comes to see for himself? E/B. Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by tllover49 reviews
One Shot.Bella died of cancer, and Edward goes to visit her after a while of not going to talk to her. Listen to "Lucy" by Skillet when reading it..its based on that song.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Messages by TCD reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What happens if Bella picks up the phone instead of Jake when Edward calls after Rose told him Bella was dead? Will he come back? AU. BxJ/BxE. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,151 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Maybe by RosaliceLCullen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends but Bella feels something more than friend love. The one problem is: He loves someone else. What will happen to these 2 friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birthday Ride by imonthebleachers reviews
Bella is a geeky girl who loves Mustangs. What happens when her crush gets one and takes her for a ride? Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Countdown to Bliss by check yes julia reviews
Bella Swan is sick of keeping her love from Edward, her 'friend with benefits' so to speak. What better way to confess love than at a New Year's Eve party? One-Shot, AH. Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diamonds and Ice by KrisBCullen reviews
Entry for Gangsterward/Roaring Twenties One-Shot Contest: Edward is changed by Carlisle in 1917. He is appalled by what he has become, and finds his way as a hitman for hire. His encounter with Bella Swan puts him in the unfamiliar role of guardian.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Join You by LinkandZeldaForever0329 reviews
I'll never forgive the man who shot him that night. It would probably make him happy to see what I was about to do. But I didn't care. I couldn't live without Edward. I can't live without him. So I'm joining him. E&B. TRAGEDY. HUMAN. BONUS CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll do anything by AlexaSinead reviews
Bella and Edward had been friend for as long as they can remember but the real reason why they are friends is because they love each other,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fight for us by AlexaSinead reviews
There is nothing more important to Bella than her friends but what would happen when her crush and her best friends crush kisses her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare? by SparkleLikeEdward reviews
Bella has been in love with Edward for 3 years. Will a game of Truth or Dare change everything? All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping Dogs by melliecats21 reviews
Bella moved on with her life after Edward left her at the beginning of New Moon. They meet 4 years after that day in the woods.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Precious Isabella by katetreloar reviews
Edward comes back to Forks, no longer able to stay away. Songfic based on Far Away, by Nickelback
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence is a scary sound by Smut.Princess reviews
Bella and Edward has the same fear but Edwards caused him to be a mute BxE AH Rated M For Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talk by headoverheels4HP reviews
Edward Cullen could count the number of times he talks in one month on one hand. Its not that he doesn’t know how, he just has no need. When he runs into the beautiful Bella Swan he begins to talk, and now he doesn’t know how to stop. Geekwardshuffle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bulletproof by Outlinedinblack reviews
Bella is bullied by Edward Cullen. One day, where there is an accident Bella goes to la Push. Here she finds a huge cliff and decided she doesn’t want to live. She jumps, but does she survive, and who shouted ‘DON’T JUMP!’ even though it was too late R R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Dreams by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
one-shot::She was a dreamer but didn't believe in them becoming true...until a prince charming came in...ExB A Cinderella story...Disclaimer:: Not mine::
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
nightfall by KRAlover reviews
edwards leaves bella 4 a short time to visit the denali coven when bella gets into an accident............
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whataya Want From Me by cheesecake2395 reviews
Edward returns in New Moon. His thoughts are centered on why Bella still chose to accept him after he left her. Songfic - Whataya Want From Me by Adam Lambert
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Pains by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *COMPLETE!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,583 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Sentence Ever by mizadDict3dtoTWILIGHT4ever reviews
Bella and Edward had been best friends forever. Now is thetime to admit their feelings for each other....Suck at summaries! but FULL SUMMARIES INSIDE! This is my first fanfic.....ALL-HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella writes a song about when Edward left. She plays it for him. Goodbye by Miley Cyrus. One-Shot R&R EXB. Fluff! Merry Christmas everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella with some Balls by morsus mihi reviews
Bella with an attitude! Set in New Moon in Italy just as Aro is about to twist off Edward's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocence Lost by Zosie reviews
How did Isabella Swan lose her virginity?Twice?Edward Cullen knows.How did Edward Cullen progress from manwhore to celibate?Bella Swan knows.A redemption, a love story, a virgin birth,rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,600 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once upon a time, if only he would remember by gabity.94 reviews
The popular Edward Cullen meets his new classmate Bella Swan but he thinks he has met her before too, his sister Alice wouldn't tell him so he has to figure it out by himself. When he succeeds will he believe what he thinks or will he start dating Tanya?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Week Of BAD PickUp Lines by yen may reviews
Edward had to go away for a week and left Bella behind. Mike sees it as an chance to woo Bella with pick-up lines. A funny one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home and Heart by Lonely Little Angel reviews
Bella, a homeless orphan, starts at Forks High School as a teacher's assistant to earn money, and as a student because her biggest dream is to graduate. What happens when she meets Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nocturne Op 9 by dyenessa reviews
When friends become lovers & life becomes complicated... A jet-black baby grand piano & a timeless classic by Chopin serve as the impetus for their blessed reunion. Bella & Edward wrestle with their feelings for one another by firelight. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frozen Yogurt Love by iMickyChan reviews
Edward Cullen has been in love with Bella Swan for the longest time now. Will she ever be more than just his sister's best friend? A trip to buy frozen yogurt just may change everything. EdwardxBella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Breath by Live Like We're Dying reviews
One shot! Edward leaves, Bella's an emotional wreck. Can one day change her life forever? Will they return when Alice's gets a vision of what she's planning to do on February 11th? Will she make it? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet Me Under the Christmas Tree by Flightlessbird11 reviews
My 'Who's Under Your Tree' contest entry. Edward & Bella both relive the exciting memories of their first Christmas Eve together. Due to family obligations he found himself sneaking away to be with her, but was surprised at what awaited him. M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby, I'll Be Home For Christmas by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Edward is off at war at Christmas and Bella is all alone. Little did she know, she gets the best Christmas ever when she goes to the Cullen's Christmas party. She actually gets 2 Christmas presents. All Human! Fluffy! R&R! Merry Christmas to everyone!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirtatious by eternally-fate reviews
I’m Bella Swan and I’m seventeen years old. I never believed in love at first sight. Well, that was until I met a handsome bronzy haired, green-eyed boy name Edward Cullen. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Afraid to Fall by Liz4 reviews
A,B,J,Em,&R are preparing for grad school in Chicago. Edward comes to join his siblings. All human, lemony goodness to come. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,839 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wherever you will go by ninguna tinta reviews
Her husband is dead. Bella sees a video cam in Edward's drawer and opened it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Christmas by katietheryn1 reviews
Last Christmas, Bella and Edward fell in love. But without even a phone call for a whole year, what happens when they meet again, a Christmas later? *** ONE-SHOT AH E/B, based on song "Last Christmas" by Glee Cast: Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Through It All by dmd0869 reviews
Edward gives in to temptation. What if Bella was going to tell Edward she was pregnant the day he told her he was leaving? Does he ever find out, if so what will he do? Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Release by Buff82 reviews
A sweet moment between Bella and Edward turns out to be so much more. A B/E one shot, rated M for mature content. A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surfer Girl by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Edward is dumped by his girlfriend, Tanya. His brothers, Emmett and Jasper decide that he needs a vacation in Hawaii. Will he find what he needs to get over his loss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superman by Duck Life reviews
Bella has a secret. She hasn't told anyone, but, in a moment of panic, Edward learns the truth. What will he do? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon by KatieCullen96 reviews
What if Bella answered when Edward called and he didn't go to the Volturi. Will Bella take him back. One shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tread Lightly by Nuttyginger reviews
Sequel to ‘To Live Is To Love’. Bella and Edward are living in an apparent blissful existence after finding each other again after 150 years. However, life is not fair in love and war and Bella may have to make the hardest choice of all. HEAVILY REEDITED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,572 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'd lie by NamulaMoonshine reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. But when Edward moves Bella becomes a famous singer and swears she has no best friend. Can he say he's sorry enough to let her know he loves her? ExB AxJ EmxR CxEs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rule 13 by NamulaMoonshine reviews
Edward Cullen has never been good with girls, so Alice makes a bet with him that when he does get a girl he will lose her. When he meets Bella Swan the bet begins with the breakage of rule 13.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Romance by AndYouLoveHer reviews
One night in a hotel room changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Ardent Spark by Teddy-Bear-Ticket-2-Romance reviews
A short, sweet and fluffy One-Shot involving our two favorite characters and lot's of chocolate frosting…Rated M for language and graphic descriptions
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Give Me Fever by redemptionsong reviews
Bella fights a fever, Edward just thinks she's hot. Our favourite Twi characters get the flu. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Even by MeganRachel09 reviews
A short, sweet one-shot in which Bella realizes that her boyfriend Mike is a tool and decides that the best source of revenge is to give him a taste of his own medicine using her best friend, Edward, the antithesis of tool.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jealousy by JanetL reviews
This story takes place during Eclipse when Bella takes off from work to see Jacob while Edward is hunting. It's written in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Stop Believin' by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
My gift to Miztrezboo for her birthday. Edward Cullen, uber geek and member of the Glee club, meets the new girl, Bella Swan. Will she give Fork High's biggest Gleek a chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rearranging The Order by RazzleDazzleBaby reviews
BEFORE EDWARD! Bella Swan and Jacob Black are a happily married couple. That is, until Jake imprints on another girl...What will Bella do next? How will she find happiness again? Read and find out ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Full Moon by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Bella has just saved Edward in Volterra. They come back and it's time to put the relationship of the entire family to test. Now we find out how the seperation affected not only Bella and Edward but the entire family. One-shot. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
7 years to humanity by raok reviews
It has been 7 years since Edward left Bella in the woods. Now 24, Bella has grown into her own person and has moved on with her life in all facets. What happens when she lands up in the ER only to find that Edward has moved on too?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,822 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by NotYourBestFriend reviews
One Shot. Bella Swan recorded every day of her life from the time she was six years old in a diary. See her adventures with her bestest friend Edward and their sticky little crew. Entry for The Kid Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I See Her by sisterhoodfan reviews
GOOGLEWARD CHALLENGE ENTRY: "I love her Jasper, and she loves me. Though shes not real." -Full Summary Inside. AH/OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Race You by Mutatio reviews
Bella curtly waved and began to walk to her friend, imagined lover, and tried not to look back down at his amazing, pale chest. Only to have failed miserably. One shot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Less Lonely Girl by twilightgirl1395 reviews
A one-shot about Edward being Bella's best friend, andhe secretly loves her. just read to find out the rest. Story is better than summary! PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet by GabzR reviews
Bella all her life Bullied by Edward Mason his girlfriend and his friend one day the beat her till the brink of death. She becomes a vampire and moves back to forks a year later to get revenge or will she fall in love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,358 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Night OS by bonnysammy reviews
Bella & Edward have known each other for a few months. Both have just gotten out of relationships. Neither is looking to start a new one. That is, until the night of Alice's wedding. May become a multi-chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bold as Love by carolinainthesky reviews
Bella puts her medical knowledge to good use to seduce her best friend. A two-shot. Lemons, E/B, AH. Chapters following the first two are just peeks into E/B's life before the 'seduction'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Long Service by Smut.Princess reviews
One shot - Bella and Edward meet in the most weird way, why havent they met before ? B x E All Human x Rated M for Swearing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barely Breathing by romanysue reviews
Bella and Edward meet at high school. It doesn't go well. Can they move past the hostility, shyness and deep issues? Can they find a future together? AH. Rated M for language, drug use and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
English Class by CCherry reviews
Edward is the young new teacher and Bella is the head strong student. You can guess the rest. One shot. *i think im gna make it into a two shot story.i might continue it but give me some time i have to have that epiphany but thank u for all ur comments*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AU REVOIR by AndreaCullen13 reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon and Bella refuses to continue living without him. What will he do when he finds out? Would HE want to continue without her? Will her last words be enough to keep him on earth? ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Water Rippling by DeLIElah reviews
Bella’s sanctuary has been invaded by a force of reckoning. Will she be able to win back her special place, or will she learn to share? Shameless smut, AH AU, canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's hidden truth by Psycholips reviews
Bella Swan is a sixteen-year old adopted by the Cullen vampires. The Cullen's know that she is hiding something.Why does she find it hard to trust people and to let them touch her? Can Edward come to her rescue? Half vampires/drugs/suicide attempts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapt by the Echo by darkXdawn reviews
Edward has an abusive father. He comes to Bella for help. What will he propose and will she accept? One-Shot. Attempted Lemon. First Try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens Play A Game by textbooknarcissism reviews
It's late at night, and the Cullens are bored. Alice suggests they play a game. Whoever brings back the best thing in one hour wins. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen & Swan: Attorneys at Play by Milaero-Sal reviews
Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Scientist by scoke14
Jacob Black, finally got what he wanted at the age of 14. How and why does he throw it away and who benefits in the end. Starts off B/J and ends E/B. M for Foul language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happily Ever After by Luniatic reviews
Edward and Bella are married and their daughter is Mae currently upset with her Daddy! Pure Fluff! one-shot! AH! AU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Secret Fear by Alyssa105 reviews
Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella reads a story on the internet which causes her to become a bit scared. What happens when Edward hears Bella sleep talking about it? Read to find out. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Tent by MidnightVampira reviews
Edward leaves Jacob to keep Bella safe and warm in the tent, but when he gets back he find himself at Jacob's throat. CAUTION: MILDLY DESCRIPTIVE RAPE, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voyeur by Sic Et Non reviews
When Bella Swan sees something she shouldn’t she can’t help her response, and Edward Cullen can’t help but take that response to the next level.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Love by edwardsstalker253545 reviews
Edward and Bella used to be friends, but when they turned 14 things turned wary.. Will they find love again. One-shot, first fanfic, better then it sounds give it a chance! Rated M for languag, no lemons people
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Gosh by xoHeavilyBroken0x reviews
Bella and Edward have a late night conversation over IM
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After He Left by xlovestory reviews
My heart clenched. I bent down, sighing as I went, and lifted the broken flower from the floor. I placed the rose where I’d placed the others, where I could watch them fade and wither, just as my ‘relationship’ with Edward had. Bella/Edward, Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Werewolf Love by LoveforAlways reviews
Bella is a werewolf. Edward is a vampire. She imprints on him. How can Edward possibly accept her love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waning Moon by mpg reviews
Edward left Bella. Alice never saw Bella jump off the cliff so Italy etc didn't happen. When Edward came back to check on her, he found her happy with Jacob. What happens 70 years later when Alice gets a vision. *WARNING – Character death.* -COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Always Alone by lyssawolf126 reviews
Was it ever meant to be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notice me Superstar by SK Richards reviews
Edward is a superstar and Bella’s the girl on the sidelines. She watches him all the time and can't help loving him; but he doesn't even know she exists. Does he end up being the guy she has loved for years or will she be just one of his fan girls?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too late by moonlightfaery reviews
What if Jacob never made it to Bella in time when she jumped from the cliff? What if Edward watched her jump but couldn't save her? What can you say when things don't go according to plan and time is racing away. BellaEdward. Warning character death.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breathless by pinkiepoo04 reviews
Bella and Edward are both singers. They are supposed to get married in two months. Something happens that cause Edward to leave. Will he come back or Bella going to be a single mother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterscotch and Butterflies by Dobber17 reviews
Written for "When Love was New" Contest. Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
comfort by edward-cullen-maniac22 reviews
Okay so this story takes place between new moon and eclipse. It was just on of my ‘random thoughts at twilight’ btw that is my saying so no one can steel it! Haha! Anyway this is my thoughts on if bella’s mom died. : so I hope you like it!1
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's First Human Kill After He Meets Bella by cyndy1 reviews
Edward shows Bella what happens when his kind is in the sunlight. This is how i pictured that scene in my mind. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Malena by The Black Crow reviews
When honor is at stake, a man has to do what a man has to do... or is it what a woman has to do? A shot with humor, a bet, a dash of infatuation and far too many gallons of hot wax. Oh, and a half naked Edward too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by Shahula reviews
Bella is struggling, fighting for life. Can Edward's memories show her his love? One-Shot: When Love Was New contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire & Ice by sweek539 reviews
For years, Bella and Edward have been "just friends". What happens when their hidden emotions get the better of them? Will their friendship blossom into something new? Or will Edward be unable to look beyond their past to a new, exciting future? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Is Where Your Rival Is by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella, long time rivals, challenge each other to an apple-bobbing contest? Will they finally stop fighting what they know to be true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boiling Point by Telrracs10 reviews
For the “When Love Was New” Contest: Years of an unknown fire growing. The water is heating up between two foolish friends that refuse to see what is right in front of them. But they better figure it out soon or else they’ll both meet their boiling point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Fair by FeathersandHeadboard reviews
Breaking Dawn: On Isle Esme, Edward doesn't keep his end of the bargain while on his honeymoon, but when they get back, Bella enters a song competition, and writes a song to show her true feelings. ONE SHOT Rated M to be safe. Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Hero by Twipen reviews
Edward had to let Bella go. Six years later this is their encounter. OOC/AH/M-4-fluffy-lemon on chappy 2/R&R/Longer summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind his success by twilightlover179 reviews
Edward thinks he and Bella aren't right for each other anymore and should go their own ways. When their assigned 6 months of separation he thinks otherwise. Follow him as he faces the beauties of separation from the love of his life. i don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cleansing Fire by jaspers.girl.1985 reviews
Everyone is human, but it doesn't mean they're not monsters. After seven years, Bella and Edward Masen are in the midst of ending their marriage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Flirting Goes A Long Way by freakybella reviews
Edward and Bella are both divorced. Seeing and flirting with each other everyday while dropping their kids off at school finally results into a wonderful night together. Language/Lemons Please read & review. The one shot that inspired A Long Way to Go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home for Halloween by SubtlePen reviews
Two single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nerd Kid Goes Bad Boy by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
When the quiet Edward Masen moves to Forks, Washington, he meets the girl of his dreams. Only to find out she’s taken. What obscure plan does he come up with to get her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quiet Stars by rockbandstar reviews
Out at the club with the girls, Bella notices the guitar player in the band but is hesitant to act. That is until the two are literaly forced together by Alice and Rose. What happens when they leave the club and spend a night under the stars... AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight reviews
This is a one-shot out-take from the multi-chaptered story, "Nice Catch". LEMON. ExB - AU New Moon. Edward and Bella's undying love finally reaches a boiling point. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends In Love by Neneh94 reviews
Bella has been best friends with Edward since Senior year. What happens when she asks Edward for a favor or will he ask? READ/LOVE/REVIEW NKOTB 1ST TIME WRITER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be Mr Please by klausality reviews
Bella decides to spice things up a bit, by calling Edward over. Leads to smut, of course. Parkaward Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea reviews
Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wishing Tree by poppyandpeony reviews
Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Eddie! by Clown-y reviews
so edward's a player. he make's innocend childhood friend his one night... How, well come on in!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artistic Expressions by unconditionally mee reviews
Edward and Bella spend hours getting to know each, while she gets tatted, fluffy lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A World Of Treachery by minze103 reviews
It's the day before spring break and Edward shows up. He asks for a second chance and Bella not being with Jacob, obviously gives it to him. Unfortunately things don't work out so easily! My first FanFiction. Rated Teen for language, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Bet It Stung by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Twisted little one-shot. Bella fixes Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella, A Fractured Fairytale by ashpi reviews
Isabella is sick of her vampire step-family always going out to their 'vampire parties' at her crush's house. But what happens when Bella's NOT-fairy-wolfy-god-best-friend get involved? A "Cinderella" fractured fairy tale.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lithium by sullencullen reviews
I'm so horny; that's okay, my will is good. One-shot featuring Edward's fantasies surrounding Bella. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fantasy World by KittyScarlet reviews
Bella is in a magical world, where she meets all the Cullens, but where is she? And what is going on? Really weird, but I think its cute. Canon couples, mostly just fluffy goodness.Drabble, on shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He had it even worse by SecondSunrise reviews
Yes, Bella had it bad when Edward left her. But what about him? How did he handle the break-up? And how did he react to Rosalie telling him Bella was dead? One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All this because of a dream by Thesunbehindtheeclipsedmoon reviews
Bella had a dream about Edward, and Edward had a dream about Bella. Who's dream was sexier? Edward's or Bella's? My submission to The Epic T contest hosted by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's little Cannibal! Rated T and it's a one shot! 1st contest ever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Rage by LMELMK-1970 reviews
Between New Moon and Eclipse. Bella allowed herself to move on with Jacob, even though a part of her heart still belonged to the beautiful vampire with topaz eyes. See what happens when Edward returns to find his soulmate married to another -- the enemy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,600 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the Meadow by EclipsedxLucy reviews
I loved Stephenie Meyer's "Midnight Sun" and Alphie's "The Lion and the Lamb." Edward's PoV is captivating! With no ownership of Ms. Meyer's characters, I had to try my hand to see what happened after Bella and Edward's day in the meadow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oxygen by TRDancer reviews
Beauty and the Beast/Twilight Crossover. Need I say more? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Fantasy by LauraACullen reviews
The night before his wedding, Edward tries to make the time pass more quickly until he can see Bella again. Get a glimpse inside one of Edward's fantasies in this one-shot, an outtake from "The List". For mature readers, only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Around Me by bleedingchaos reviews
First and probably last twilight story. This was a request so please no flaiming. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the vampire with the golden gun by cullenbabe91 reviews
the Cullen's and Bella are celebrating Edward's 18th birthday to keep up appearances and Bella has special 007 rated present for him . LEMON!.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella And The Cullen's Secret by hedgiemom reviews
This takes place in New Moon on the day of Bella's birthday. When Bella gets a papercut from the gift she got from the Cullens, how will she react? And how come Jasper hasn't lunged for her? Rated T for language. One shot. Don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden loves are the best kind by maggie230173 reviews
Bella is an angel. She has fallen in love with a creature in the depths of hell. This is a one-shot! I'm not making it into anything more than that. But it is most definatly worth reading. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love and Hell by dancegymnastics reviews
When Lucifer goes away from hell to visit earth he encounters his new conquest Bella Swan. Lucifer disguises himself as Edward Cullen a young dashing multi billionaire CEO of Cullen Int'l.Now Bella must make a final decision? Life or Death?BxE NO VAMPS AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Piano by rockbandstar reviews
For some reason, she finds herself sitting next to him on his piano bench again. He says nothing, staring at her with a gaze that unnerves her and makes her heart pound. Rated M for sex on a piano bench. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow Scene by EMILY93 reviews
My own alternative scene from Twilight; Edward and Bella in his meadow. Very romantic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Opposite Ends by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
E is the heir to the throne who's never loved before.B is a girl in the lower city who doesn't believe in love.When E decides to sneak out of the palace one day, they can't help but notice each other.Will they fall in love? AH. AU. Full summ. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,282 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Slow Day in the Library by XxJessicaxX reviews
I realized the stranger did not come to the library for a book... but for my panties. E/B of course. From Bella's POV **LEMONS** First fanfic, be honest :D UPDATED 4/29/09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's in a Name? by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
There's one thing about her he doesn't know yet. A missing scene from Twilight. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saying Goodbye by maired75 reviews
This is the part of New Moon where Edward tells Bella they are leaving. It is told from Edward's P.O.V. ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impossible! by peaceandluv333 reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find herself getting sick and feeling dizzy. One issue: she's a vampire! Post BD, might be a little OOC at some parts, really good! My summary isnt good but PLZ give it a shot! R&R! T becuase im paranoid!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fight by peaceandluv333 reviews
Edward and Bella are enjoying their life as a couple until Bella kisses Mike Newton on a 'study date'. Edward gets angry and Bella tries to calm him down. Takes place after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Darkness of Edward's Night by fictionfanna101 reviews
This is New Moon from Edward's point of view. What if he had come to check on her? I'm sorry if somebody has done this already. Summary is awful but please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Live as if you'll die today reviews
Bella and Edward are in love, but what happens when there is an accident? A/U All Human O/C One-Shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Painful Destiny reviews
Edward loves Bella, but he must do the most horrid thing ever. AU OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Promise To Keep reviews
Bella and Edward are in love, but Edward has to go out to war. What happens when he goes MIA, and she goes looking for him? One-Shot AU OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Born Again reviews
During the new born fight in Eclipse, Victoria kills Bella. Edward kills Victoria and goes into deep depression and his family moves. 100 or so years later his family move back to Forks, and he's forced to go back to school. What happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Silent Heart: Edward's Echo reviews
Edwards thoughts after Bella's birthday party. He writes his feelings down in a journal, and this is his journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faith Devine reviews
Basically life after Bella has Renesmee. She's grown up Sort of and living her life with Jake, Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob