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Joined 10-28-09, id: 2129076, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Games.

Hello there, visitor. This is my profile, so here are written some things about me and the things that I am doing.

I write about stuff. Sometimes I post it too. One of my dearest ambitions is for one of my works to eventually get a page on TVTropes - I'm odd like that. I used to have other dearest ambitions too, but lately they've already been fulfilled.

My profile is maybe old, and I have been writing fiction since 2012, but I haven't published anything publicly before I posted the first two chapters of this thing I've been working on for a very long time. Currently I'm writing a story. It is the first volume in a planned trilogy of three, currently estimated to end up around half a million words in total length.

The story features Haruno Sakura as a first person main character in a heavily AU Naruto world. You will find that things have changed - things that you are used to just ignoring in Naruto canon.

It is a world where relativity is a thing and the laws of thermodynamics exist. A world that has a history thousands of years old, and where the continent of the elemental nations is only one place out of many. A world where heroes don't always win, villains don't always lose, and the governments regularly employ what are arguably child soldiers. A world where genin graduate at fifteen, not twelve, and where the ninja establishment and education is actually competent, where ANBU is not a joke, and where Konoha graduates hundreds of students a year.

In short, it is my attempt at a somewhat rational and realistic take on the classic Naruto universe.

It is my third (and final) attempt at a Naruto story, and the one that I will definitely finish, however long it takes. The first version I started on a casual exploratory whim based on a discussion with a friend: "What if Sasuke had been a girl (you can perhaps extrapolate the nature of our discussion from that idea) and befriended Naruto early on after the massacre?"

It developed into a 140.000 word story which I broke off when inconsistencies in canon began to really get in my way and I wrote myself into a corner, plot-wise, because I hadn't planned ahead well enough. During this story it became apparent that Sakura was definitely my main character, largely (I think) due to the influence of me having read Time Braid and absolutely loving it.

I started on another fic with the same basic premise, intending to be a bit more sensible about things, changing the parts of canon that just didn't work, and with a more refined and pre-planned plot. This quickly tanked about 20.000 words in, when I realized that it simply wasn't enough. So I sat down and started thinking and planning for real. The overall plot I had in mind had grown from a small hunch of "something-like-this-I-think" to a rather huge construct that I wanted to see through, even if it was just for my own sake. I wanted to write that ending, and the story which preceded it.

So I sat down and wrote 50.000 words of lore and world building and plot before I even started this time around. These are things like various character backgrounds, thoughts on how the "magic/chakra" mechanics work, thoughts on the history of various parts of the world, how the political systems function, how technological development is progressing and how that changes things, bits of random lore, newspaper articles, book excerpts, magazines, various records, and so on in that vein.

First then did I set out to write the story itself. As I write, I keep adding more to this haphazard database of updated and adapted lore. I am not done writing the story yet - not even close - but I'm working on it, and am now actively updating every two weeks on sunday.

I hope you'll enjoy reading the story. I am certainly enjoying writing it.

I found all the betas I was looking for. Thank you to everyone who offered their help - I got far more offers than I ever anticipated.

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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,086 - Reviews: 5641 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 4,707 - Updated: 8h - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 277,143 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 8,330 - Follows: 9,880 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 633,228 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/23/2011
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,998 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 666,751 - Reviews: 18842 - Favs: 12,526 - Follows: 12,298 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,050 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 7,414 - Follows: 9,369 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Soul Mirror by Archontruth reviews
The Kyuubi has granted a wish Naruto never should have made. Now he must come to terms with a terrible power he cannot control. Allies and enemies alike are in the crosshairs as Naruto delves into the lost past of a dead village seeking to understand the Kyuubi's malicious gift before it destroys everything – and everyone – he has fought for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 392,578 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 8,741 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 6,029 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15044 - Favs: 21,947 - Follows: 21,613 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,994 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 6,995 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33511 - Favs: 21,215 - Follows: 16,587 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5656 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 1,353 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 7,658 - Follows: 9,256 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Proximity by 75th reviews
Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry in 505 Words by EagleJarl reviews
A re-fic of Bugz-Toon's "A Wizard Named Harry", in which Harry Dresden wakes up in Harry Potter's body...and Dresden has read the HP books. You really should read the original, it's excellent. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Stars Above by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,980 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - OC - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 5,825 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Deathly Regiment by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,133 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Bloodscry by Nara Bluestar reviews
The past can still be dangerous and the dead can still spill blood... And sometimes there's only one way to save the person you love. Rated for sex, violence, language. Part 3 Ch 21: The epilogue. Complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,939 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Lands Below by Inverarity reviews
Seventh grader Alexandra Quick returns to Charmbridge Academy. This year she will face bullies from another wizarding school, a secret Dark Arts club, and her father's scheming, but her most terrible trials await her in the strange and deadly Lands Below!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,084 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - OC - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
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In Fire Forged reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Falling Free - a Star Citizen story reviews
Jobless, destitute and with major bills in the mail, the dishonorably discharged ex-Lieutenant Commander Tara Watanabe finds herself thrown in the deep end with no lifeline. This is the end, it seems, and there is no way out… until she gets an unexpected offer. An offer she can't afford to refuse. But everything isn't what it looks like, and betrayal lurks around every corner.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2014