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Joined 10-28-09, id: 2129171, Profile Updated: 01-31-15
Author has written 15 stories for Misc. Cartoons, Doctor Who, Twilight, Throne of Glass series, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Most of my stuff is on AO3. Everything pre-2012 has been deleted, and reposted. Below is what embarrasses me the least.

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Constance by hell-whim reviews
After the events of the Promised Day, Roy has only one concern. Written for Royai week.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Distraction by esbethwrites reviews
With Lieutenant Hawkeye out on vacation, and Colonel Mustang stuck with a mountain of paperwork at the office, a seductive "Elizabeth" offers a distraction over the phone to help hasten the Colonel's progress, but ends up halting it instead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Dates by Chuui reviews
Roy Mustang dated a different girl every day of the week, but was that really the truth? Royai. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Just For a Moment by jazzie560 reviews
He wondered if it would be best for him to put a stop to her reign over him but quickly denied the thought. He was too addicted to her. He couldn't not have her. He at least had her body, however limited, and that would have to do.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Mikasa A., Jean K. - Complete
The Closed Circle by hmmingbird reviews
In which Lieutenant Hawkeye drives Colonel Mustang to distraction, and he decides he's had quite enough cold showers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
i'll be your safety & you'll be my lady by theowlinsomniac reviews
"He pulled her arm out to their side and there they stood in the threshold of the apartment, tears and smiles. Smoke and steel." Havocai One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Her Name is Elizabeth by Kelenloth reviews
Riza drives Roy home after the team's New Year's Eve celebration at his favorite bar in Central. Some very interesting people had been there, including what seemed to be every girl Roy had ever dated in Central, and that odd woman, Madame Christmas. Riza has question and Roy has a few tipsy answers. Currently a one-shot, may end up a two-shot. My thoughts on Chris and Elizabeth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Riza H., Roy M., Madame Christmas - Complete
Avalanches by theowlinsomniac reviews
His love was an avalanche. Hard and fast and relentless. (Havocai one-shot)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
In the Middle of the Night by lunarism reviews
Roy sneaks over to Riza's apartment on the nights that he can. But pretending is painful for both of them, so they forget about it the only way they know how. Angsty Roy/Riza smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
It's Hot in Here by taylortot reviews
The office is sweltering on a late Friday afternoon and for some reason, Roy can't seem to keep his eyes off his lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Left, Right by Lascivious Lassitudes reviews
Living with her is akin to living in a bear trap. He is always afraid of the snap.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Dumb Luck by mebh reviews
At the mouth of Christmas, after a run of terrible luck, Roy and Riza try to make the best of things. Royai, return of Olly and maybe... Lia. Gift!fic for Antigone Rex.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Exactly What You Do by perlaret reviews
"I think I can handle it," he declares.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Foxhole Sonata by Atropos' Knife reviews
A desolate outpost. A second encounter. A discussion leading to a dubious choice. For just one moment, she desperately tries not to remember any of her sins... by sharing them with the man who taught her to never forget. Set during the Ishval campaign; mangaverse. Warning: Dark themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Riza H., Kimbley] - Complete
The Train Incident by Antigone Rex reviews
They knew never to speak of it. It happened on the way to Central, after the Colonel's relocation from Eastern Headquarters. Surely it was all an accident... no one meant for it to happen that way. Humorous Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Shameless by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Was it Ed's imagination, or were they enjoying it just a little too much?" Contains Royai, along with Ed being awkward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Edward E. - Complete
Sunlight by Em Michele reviews
A little bit of "morning after" Royai drabble. No spoilers. T for adult themes just to be safe .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Intricate Words, Intimate Touches by Drakochannojutsu reviews
Studying flame alchemy off of a living person is proving to be distracting to a young Roy Mustang. Fortunately, he's not the only one feeling this way. Roy/Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Someday by Bookwrm389 reviews
That morning, Roy held his newborn niece for the first time and imagined a new kind of future. Royai, Hughes/Gracia, and general fluffiness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Elysia H. - Complete
The Speed Of Happiness by Zauberer S reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Madame Christmas throws a party in her new bar. Post-series. Roy-tachi. Roy/Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
One Rainy Night by Em Michele reviews
Just a scene I would have liked to see after Riza's reassignment. Manga/Brotherhood verse. General Royai angst/cuteness ahead... somehow it's always both with those two.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Shot Down by Janieshi reviews
"There was evidently only one pretty blonde female officer in all of Eastern that frequented the range-but the magnificent Lieutenant Hawkeye proved to be wholly unapproachable." Pre-or-early series. Slight hints of Royai, naturally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Juniper by sixpences reviews
When they get home late in the evening they leave the lights off. Post-canon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Quitter by Jayne Foyer reviews
He hated everything about her, especially the way he wanted to kiss her so badly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
First Few Desperate Hours by sixpences reviews
Isolation breeds anxiety and some rather rash decisions. Set after chapter 62.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Quiet Crown by mebh reviews
Someone has taken an uncanny interest in the history of Colonel Roy Mustang. Arrogant, vain and often times unbearable as he is - his loyal crew struggle to protect him from an unknown threat. *Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,125 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
On the Line by glamaphonic reviews
Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Is But Intoxication by D. M. Evans reviews
He was capable of seducing the most beautiful woman in his world
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Brighter Than the Dawn by glamaphonic reviews
Roy wakes most mornings to the sunlight warm on his face.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Layers of Blue by AngelCallie reviews
Too many things lay between them, too many layers of blue. My go at the 100 Royai fic prompts, because the world needs another set. Rated T just in case . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
Skin by AngelCallie reviews
Some fugitives put the Colonel and his First Lieutenant in a rather compromising position.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Royal Flush by Rojas Walrus reviews
Havoc goes all in during a gamble with Hawkeye, and Hawkeye calls his bluff. Royai, T for adult themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Some Rules Are Made to Be Broken by thatcoolkids96 reviews
Protective custody can be boring as hell. Luckily, Hawkeye manages to bring company to keep her warm while hiding in the north from a serial killer bent on revenge. Havocai One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fine Lines by favilla reviews
He wanted her face decorated with laugh lines, crow's feet, a map of a life well-lived. He wanted her to survive long enough to be a happy, shriveled prune, but he didn't think she'd take well to his description." One-shot, Roy/Riza, set after Ch 31.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Precipice by favilla reviews
Roy balances the needs of his country with his own - most of the time. Spoilers for manga ch. 58 and ch. 87. Roy/Riza, Havoc/Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,570 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Words that Linger in the Silence by blue-crystal-9 reviews
As the promised day draws closer, the longing between Mustang and Hawkeye grows and Mustang becomes tired of the forced space between them. Roy/Riza, manga spoilers. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Bed Sharing by MoonStarDutchess reviews
All of the members of Mustang's team have their quirks that make them a difficult roommate. Roy Mustang is not an exception to that rule...unless he's rooming with Riza Hawkeye. *slight Royai*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ersatz by favilla reviews
Roy-centric drabble from the pov of one of his women. Mangaverse, spoilers from Ch. 15 all the way on up. "Vanessa didn't know much more about him than his name and rank, even after years, but she had come to learn three things:"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
Harmless by hmmingbird reviews
She knows he can no longer pretend he doesn't want her. Royai Drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Under A Street Lamp by Blonde Hurricane reviews
Somewhere under a street lamp, two blondes sit together... RizaJean. Oneshot. No spoilers or warnings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
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FMA Week 2015 reviews
These are my offerings to the FMA Week 2015 prompts on tumblr. Some chapters are related, some aren't. Royai. Havocai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 3/21 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Garden Beyond the Wall reviews
Jean reflects on what the spoils of war have bought. Jeankasa. Post-canon.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3 - [Jean K., Mikasa A.] - Complete
I Can Barely Say reviews
Things are changing for Roy Mustang, and dreams that once seemed so strong to young eyes often bend under the weight of age. Modern-ish high school AU. Multi-shipping! It's what's for dinner! Warnings for: underage drinking, and possibly sexytimes. Royai. Havocai. Roybecca. Etc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/10 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Rebecca C.
Unexpectedly Lovely reviews
Just a love story between two people. Not everything has to be complicated and messy. Riza appreciates simplicity when it presents itself. Havocai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Riza H., Jean H.] Roy M.
Bits and Pieces reviews
A series of drabbles from my larger fic, In Pieces. These are of varying lengths, and in no discernible order.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] OC
A Terrible Therapist
Maes is in the chair, and Roy is on the couch. Sort of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Of Silk and Flame reviews
Captain Grant was a nice man. He just wasn't Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
In Pieces reviews
She guarded his body, and he guarded her heart. A Riza-centric fic. Mostly canon, deviations near the end extending past the original material.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Jean H., Master Berthold Hawkeye - Complete
A Good Friend reviews
Maes Hughes is a good friend who knows how to keep his mouth shut when it's important.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Maes H. - Complete
An Array of Rainy Days
It seems like they always end up in the rain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
The Captain and his Assassin reviews
Also titled: Four Times Captain Westfall Said No to Adarlan's Assassin, and One Time He Said Yes. A brief examination of Celaena, and Chaol's arc. With rhyming parts!
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Celaena S., Chaol W.] - Complete
Box of Blue reviews
A Who poetry short.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Emmett's Big Apple Adventure reviews
Emmett tries to get away with stuff, and things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Emmett - Complete
The Only Water in the Forest reviews
River Song waxes angst about Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
No, Diego, NO reviews
Diego is a jerk in a bar.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
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