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Hello my name is SorrisoD'amore and I love to read Harry Potter Fanfics!! Here is some stuff about me:)
Name: Dont feel that anybody should know!
Age: Doesnt matter!
Favorite Food: I am Indian so I love Indian Food and I love all types of Pasta!
Favorite Movies: Off the top my head are All Disney Movies, Harry Potter Series, Pirate of the Carribean movies, Princess Bride, Made of Honor, This is It, She's The Man, Transformers Movies, National Treasure Movies etc... there are so many more!
Favorite TV Shows: Castle, House M.D., Glee, Bones, Lie to Me, Desperate Houswives, Jersey Shore, The Mentalist, Privat Practice, Vampire Diaries and so many more.
Favorite Music Artists: Michael Jackson(He is the greatest entertainer ever to live I love him) Eminem, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas, Maroon 5 etc... so many more
Favorite Shippers for Harry Potter:
Harry and Hermione(Completley love this pairing and disagree with JKR with the epilouge)*HARMONY FOREVER*
Harry and Pansy(I think they are so cute its like Draco's girl with Harry)
Harry and Nyphandora(i have read a couple and they seem cute)
Harry and Luna(They are cute)
Hermione and Draco( I love them so different yet so alike)
Hermione and Sirius(I love how Hermione is a goody two shoes and Sirius is bad and SOOOO! HOT!)
Hermione and Remus(It depends on the story if it is good i like it)
Hermione and Fred or George(I like both of them they both are really funny)
Draco and Cho (One day this couple popped into my head and i loved it)
Draco and Pansy(I love their friendship and they arent bad romantically)
Draco and Luna(Polar Opposites attract)
Sirius and Lily(Sometimes I just wonder)
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Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together: By randomharmony13
10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)
9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)
8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.
7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)
6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)
5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione. (I've checked!)
4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)
3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)
2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)
1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.
Pass this on if you believe in reading between the lines!
Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...Unknown
Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest...Unknown
It is Easier To Do a Job Right Than To Explain Why You Didn't...President Martin Van Buren
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...President Theodore Roosevelt
I Am Not Afraid of Storms, For I Am Learning How To Sail My Ship...Louisa May Alcott
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!" -Dr. Seuss
Education Without Values, as Useful as It is, Seems Rather To Make a Man a More Clever Devil...C.S. Lewis
Experience: That Most Brutal of Teachers. But You Learn, My God Do You Learn...C.S. Lewis
It is the Job That is Never Started That Takes Longest To Finish...J.R.R. Tolkien
The Wise Speak Only of What They Know...J.R.R. Tolkien
You Can Only Come To the Morning Through the Shadows...J.R.R. Tolkien
I Don't Know Half of You Half as Well as I Should Like; And I Like Less Than Half of You Half as Well as You Deserve...J.R.R. Tolkien
Courage is Found in Unlikely Places...J.R.R. Tolkien
Fair Speech May Hide a Foul Heart...J.R.R. Tolkien
Many That Live Deserve Death. And Some That Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It To Them? Then Do Not Be Too Eager To Deal Out Death In Judgement. For Even the Very Wise Cannot See All Ends...J.R.R. Tolkien
Faithless is He That Says Farewell When the Road Darkens...J.R.R. Tolkien
All We Have To Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given To Us...J.R.R. Tolkien
It Takes a Great Deal of Courage To Stand Up To Your Enemies, But Even More To Stand Up To Your Friends...J.K. Rowling
It is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities...J.K. Rowling
The Best of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words...J.K. Rowling
It Matters Not What Someone is Born, But What They Grow To Be...J.K. Rowling
What's Comin' Will Come And We'll Meet It When It Does...J.K. Rowling
You Sort of Start Thinking Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve...J.K. Rowling
Fear of a Name Only Increases Fear of the Thing Itself...J.K. Rowling
It Does Not Do To Dwell on Dreams And Forget To Live...J.K. Rowling
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Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.
I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
My Reality Check bounced.
Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.
When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
Rules, what rules?
Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.
Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.
Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.
Not all men are idiots, some are fools.
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.
Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If you have any questions, ask someone else.
Shock me, say something intelligent
I hear voices and they don’t like you.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Normal people worry me.
I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.
Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.
Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.
Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.
Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!
Don't lie. The government hates competition.
I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.
I'd rather be crazy and know it. . . . than be sane and doubt it.
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. bzzz OMG THERES A FLY ON YOUR HEAD! Let me help you with that... >:)
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cooler!
4.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? >:)
5.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
6.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! (CHAAARRRLLLLIIIEEEE, COME WITH US TO CANDY MOUUNTAIINN CHAAARRRLLIIIEEE)
7.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
8.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
9.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
10.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
11.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. (STRAWS!)
12.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. (Marvin's meh drinken' budday...)
13.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. (NOT SO SPONTANEOUS NOW, BEOITCHES)
14.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Omg someone GETS ME!)
15.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have... >:) (Sleeping best friends make it all the better... OH ASHLEE!)
16.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. (Budah buh bah baa...)
17.) So... you're a cannibal.
18.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow. (Exactly.)
19.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again. (NOOOO! Not the Stick of Sorrow!)
20.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke. (Awww thank you! =3)
21.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. (She rigged the vote-SHUT UP JOHNNY!)
22.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! (And I'm RABID!)
23.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. (You knowz it!)
24.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. (Duh)
Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. (Payback's a bitch, though...)
"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my best friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - BLEEP - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
- PuT ThiS In YoUr ProFiLe -
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CoPy AnD PaStE!!
Hey there Pizza Girl,
Would you kindly Tell Me Why everyone seems to be acting Love Sick? I can't seem to Work It Out. I'm just wondering if I should Give Love A Try myself. But I can't. It seems that I Left My Heart In Scandinavia and I don't really know how to get it back. This is only a short drabble since Time Is On Our Side. I'm just going to forget about it and I will Live To Party.
Keep It Real
CoPy AnD PaStE!!
I think we should head off to LA Baby (Where Dreams Are Made Off). Don't you just love dancing in the Summer Rain? We'll be Chillin' In The Summertime and we know that we'll have a blast. We should go ahead and Set This Party Off. It's Critical that we Make This Right because, you never know, we might Fall and stumble. Things Will Never Be The Same if we do. We'll take our time as we Drive carefully and then we won't feel so Invisible.
Your Biggest Fan
CoPy AnD PaStE!!
Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1.) Hug her from behind.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4.) Cuddle with her.
5.) Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6.) Write little notes.
7.) Compliment her.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10). Brush the hair out of her eyes
11). Comfort her when she cries.
12.) Love her with all your heart
Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet
Guys- C&P this if you would do any of
Did you know that?...
Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
Why do we play at a recital, and recite at a play?
Admitting u r weird means u r normal. Saying that u r normal is odd. If u admit that u r weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Lose one friend, lose all friends, dont't lose yourself
A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. I have!
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, Tinatheturtle
Copy this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination.
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've realized that you can't actually copy and paste when you're editing your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile. -grins- the kid who sits behind me in school now thinks I'm a freak for being obsessed with dragons.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. -see above
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. -today, actually.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. me: -dances in the rain-
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
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