Author has written 20 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, and Harry Potter.
I am not currently writing anything right now, but never fear! I will return someday.
Favorite Quotes: "Never shit a shitter," "If you can't dazzle with brilliance, baffle with bull."
I think if people tried to chill out and relax, there would be more love and happiness in the world. I hate commercials of all kinds that interrupt my shows. What really sucks is when you wait and wait for a book or movie to come out, and when it does, it's really bad.
Ok, I'm done ranting. If anybody wants to talk about any kind of anime, drop me a line. I'm not currently available for Beta. I have real life issues to deal with right now.
Favorite Poetry Snippet: No man is an island, complete unto himself,
Any man's Death diminishes me, for I'm involved in mankind.
Therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls,
It tolls for thee.
What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead
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