Her Mighty Ubergeekness
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Joined 10-28-09, id: 2129343, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 4 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Twilight.

Здравствуйте everyone! I'm Mella.

(and in case there's any confusion, the avatar is a pic of Rutina Wesley, who plays Tara on True Blood, at her most awesome. I much prefer the TB version of Tara than the book canon.)

I live in Colorado and I've been trying to write fic for the Southern Vampire Mystery series and the Twilight Saga. Let's just say I'm older than our friend Sookie but younger than Mister Northman and leave it at that.

I'm squarely and firmly Team Eric, (and if anyone frequents Jezebel, I'm also Team Cake.) My favorite SVM character is Pam, with Thalia coming in a close second. I tend to channel Pam and find it easy to see life (undeath?) from her perspective. I truly believe Thalia's story deserves to be told, and i've begun to do that in the story Bloodletting.

My fanfic creed: Fan fiction is our chance as people who appreciate a good story to really show our appreciation for the original author, the characters, and their worlds. It is our opportunity to take the characters and live out our fantasies of them, with them. Therefore, anything goes. I may be disgusted with where you want to take an author's characters, but I will defend your right to do it. There is a place for fanfic that sticks strictly to Canon and never remotely veers Out of Character, and I enjoy these stories and appreciate the ability of a great fanfic writer to satiate my cravings until the next book in any given series is released. But for those who dare to draw outside of the lines: I salute you, and I want to support you. Gimme all you've got. :)

Any input or messages for me, feel free to PM me here or email me at ubergeekness at gmail dot com.

Fair warning: since FFn is currently the sole beneficiary of my Post-M.Ed.-Completion Burnout Syndrome time, I have finally started writing for the Twilight universe now that I've found a way to move past the teenage angst/sparklysparklyNOMNOMNOM aspect. (Team Edward.) Someday I plan on writing fic for Stephen King's Dark Tower Series, as well.

Oh yeah, I'm also a beta for Project Team Beta, Sparkly Red Pen, and Emergency Beta Service. (Do I like to Beta? Why yes, I do.) Also a member of the LiveJournal Inficted community.

Stories:

Bloodletting, Pt. 1 (SVM. Completed.)

Bloodletting, Pt. 2 (Currently [but not forever!] on hiatus. I need time to recover from what Harris has done to my beloved Bobby.) (Update on 8/1/11: plans to complete by 10/1/11)

The Walls of Dreaming (Twilight Universe Fic. In progress, almost complete. Retitled from "Saving Bella")

Upcoming:

Alive Amongst the Dead (A Sookie piece that will be completed once I stop hating the direction the series has headed in [see Bloodletting Pt. 2 comment above])

The Bloodletting stories are companion pieces for the upcoming Alive Amongst the Dead.

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Adopt a Vampire by worthfighting4 reviews
Sookie has to put her pride on the line when she's confronted by a vampire that is ignorant of her position with Eric. She finally starts to yield to Eric, but it may be too late....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,398 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10755 - Favs: 12,090 - Follows: 12,680 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
It Will Be As If I'd Never Existed by pattyrose reviews
It's been over 4 years since Edward left. Bella's tried to move on. She's about to graduate college and go on with life, when a weekend trip brings her face to face with her past. What results will either lead to tragedy or finally, to her happiness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 340,398 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secondhand Rose by giselle-lx reviews
Emmett reflects on what it means to spend eternity loving a woman burdened by her past. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Eric, Sookie, Meet the Future by bookworm1993 reviews
There's a small blonde ball of adorableness headed to Bon Temps. It's lost and wants his mom and dad. Too bad Mom and Dad have no clue what's coming.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,228 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cold War by Gleena reviews
In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,878 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
L’esprit de l’escalier by Nyah reviews
His mind was both things. The unstoppable force and the immovable object." During the Nevada takeover Eric suddenly regained his memories. How, exactly, did that happen? Chapter 3/3
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
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The Walls of Dreaming reviews
Several years after Edward leaves her, Bella is an adrenaline junkie that crosses paths with the Cullen family during her University studies. Her world is turned upside down with the new dangers she faces. Who will save her now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,687 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Charmed reviews
This is Chapter 20, "In Limbo," from The Walls of Dreaming, in Bella's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloodletting, Part 2 reviews
Eric is up to no good when he sends Thalia off to handle a strange task. Part 2 of 2. Rated M for later lemons. Apart from canon but not AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Thalia
Bloodletting, Part 1 reviews
Eric is up to no good when he sends Thalia and Bobby Burnham off to handle a strange and dangerous task. Part 1 of 2. Rated M for a bit of Lemons. Apart from but follows canon. First FF, please Read & Review!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Thalia, Eric - Complete