Poll: Raging Wind and Cold Steel: What type of summoning creature would fit Naruto the most? Note that it probably won't come to pass until the search for Tsunade Arc, which isn't going to happen anytime soon. We're still at the Chuunin Exam arc, folks. Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Rosario + Vampire, Avatar, Avatar: Last Airbender, Underworld, and Familiar of Zero.
Most of the chapters in my stories aren't exactly the astonishing length that one of my favorite fanfiction authors writes (with an average of 10k words a chapter), but I hope they're worth enough to get hooked on like a mosquito drawn to a source of light. That's right, the whole lot of you are just a bunch of mosquitos with a healthy thirst for reading. The preceding statement was obviously not intended to offend people by calling them the most infernal type of insect alive and plaguing modern civilisation. Feel free to bump me a note sticker with 'i HaTeZ YoUz. YOuZ STooPiD.' People, learn to spell properly if you plan to sent me hate mail (or worse, spamlike Gay Porn mail -shudder-), I'll thank you and give you, wholly depending on the media franchise(s) you follow, an lemon drop that hasn't been tampered with any way imaginable, a bowl of ramen with a flavour you can handpick yourself, a can of tomato milk that substitutes a dose of your own blood, or a juicy piece of purplish fruit resembling a pomegranate. If you do not get the four-parted joke, ask someone who does. Or you can look at the stories I write.
My first story here was something of an original idea that I came up with after reading Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage Challenge. In Raging Wind and Cold Steel, it just so happens to be that Naruto, banished from Konoha at the age of seven, travels all over the world for eight years, training rigorously to prepare for an undercover return to Konoha and he has some very radical plans in mind. The 'Black Sun' alias will eventually play a prominent part in the story continuity, but I'm not particularly feeling that it'll happen anytime soon. It'll come and go a couple of times to keep you guys guessing as to its entire influence.
I've begun a Harry Potter fanfic with some loose ties (brief appearances of two characters, Lucian and Amelia, and an important difference between a 'certain character's' unique transformation to the lycan form and the standard one associated with the full moon, and said character is not Remus Lupin, by the way) to the Underworld film trilogy. That decision about the 'loose ties' may be scrapped whenever I feel like doing so. At the moment I'm thinking that the content of Underworld and Underworld: Evolution sides of the story will pop up in a couple of the summers inbetween Harry's years at Hogwarts, or perhaps after he's finally graduated. Still I can change my mind, but I'm pretty stubborn. As for Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, it may come up once or twice in a flashback or something. Memories can be a very powerful thing, after all. Cor blimey mate, it's a clue! Now I just need to piece it together with what else I know! Huzzah!
My third story is based on a drabblish idea I came up with some time ago. It's set in the Rosario + Vampire universe, and mainly deals with a 'What if Tsukune couldn't be stopped by Inner Moka?' scenario. So far I've hit a bit of a snag with it, but I'll eventually return my unholy attention as the Author back to it once I've dealt with my more... desired works of fiction. It's merely a minor hiatus, until I've gotten back enough my muse about lots and lots of Yokai to scribble something on a piece of paper about Bloodthirst. Unlike what happens in Canon, it's not going to be a harem story, so if you wished to have that happen, you might want to move along, folks.
My fourth... it isn't really a story. It'll become more of a pot of molten cheese where once in a while some new stuff will be put into, just to keep the flavour running. Hope you don't mind the analogy. It might become an actual 'alternate reality' story with some one-shots popping up inbetween some of the 'chapters' just to keep my muse flowing. Consider it on a 'semi-hiatus'. I'll update whenever one of those annoying lightbulbs flash over my head, which is more often than not, I'm willing to admit.
Any questions, criticism or suggestions are welcome, so do not restrain yourselves from popping a PM to me. In fact, the more the better and merrier. I do hope this doesn't end up in spam or flaming, and if any messages are found to be equivalent to such, rack your gray cabbage for once instead of harassing me to the brink of insanity. Thank you for the time you spent reading this. I do hope you will take my words to heart.
I'm very, very sarcastic, and have a very, very dark and twisted sense of humour at times. Hope you don't mind, because, like, I don't give a damn. On top of that, I find that reviewing on my stories makes for a decent meal. I crave the black pixels that form the individual letters that form the words that form the addictive nectar from the gods on which I thrive.
And yes, that's a veritable command. I think.
And now, some of my favorite quotes:
"You speak of justice. Of cowardice. I will show you the justice of the grave... and the true meaning of fear."
"Those are the words of a man ignorant of true despair."
"Sanity? I can't remember having such an useless thing in the first place!"
"Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding."
"I have already told you. You and I... Our levels are as distant as the earth from the heavens. ...Must I spell it out for you? I have discarded my left arm, discarded my left leg, ...and yet even so, I have not nearly lowered myself to your level."
"To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward."
"Disappear. My sword does not exist to crush insects like you."
"A warrior does not beg for his life."
"A grenade that's thrown should not come back."
"Seek not beauty in battle. Seek not beauty in death. Consider not your own life. If you wish to protect that which must be protected, then strike while your opponent's back is turned."
"Leave the chocolate here and become a demon, niño. Just as strong as a demon, and just as wicked. You must realize that...The only way to stand up to the coldhearted is to become the coldhearted yourself. Because if you don't, niño..."
"Tobi is a good boy!"
"The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light."
"You no take candle!"
"All will be reduced to ash!"
"Such flammable little insects..."
"Your charred bones will litter the floor!"
"You wish to commune with the dead? You shall have your wish."
"They who dine on lost souls know only hunger."
"Gaze into the void. It is the perpetuity in which they dwell."
"They drink your fear: it is the blood of life."
"They are the whisper on the shivering wind."
"They do not die; they do not live. They are outside the cycle."
"Where one falls, many shall take its place."
"The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. And I have prided myself on my ability to learn."
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