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Age: 8,987,755,578,670,886,553,465,765,879,990,987,654,645. . . you know that I just randomly typed those #’s. . .

B'day: November 17th

Hair: Auburn/red. . . im cursed

Eyes: blue/grey

Fave number: 13

Star signs:

Western: Scorpio

Eastern: Ox ( Hatsuharu-Kun!)

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.( Or maybe i will... muahahaha! (( Evil grin >:D)) )

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Which gives an excuse to go through the school walls in a cardboard box, with a friend pulling you.

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Ever wondered if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup?

Chaos theory is a new theory created by scientists panicked at the thought that the public are beginning to understand the old ones.

I would be unstoppable... if I could just get started.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

I have that effect on most people.

A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population.

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!

You'll always be my best friend - you know too much!

Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

It never rains, it pours.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted house.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Is this a kissing book?

Every time I try to make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarder

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"( ?...

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

24 things to do in an elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?


Where are you?
the computor room

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

a pole

What's the last thing you ate?


What's your personality like?


Who do you have a crush on?

no one

What was the last thing you thought?
oh, the last day of school pranks i could pull...

You have a million dollars. What do you do?


What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOw?


What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

When you rearrange the letters:


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

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-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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My imaginary friend says you have issues.

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and we're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code too.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed anything, and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure no one has taken advantage of this situation.

Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: What lightbulb? There's a lightbulb? I'm sorry, but I can't see it.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or, "We don't need no stinkin light bulb."

Greyhoud: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Austrailian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs in little circles...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How Many Cats Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

All Cats: Cats do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is,

"How long will it be before I can expect light, dinner, and a massage?"

Which all proves, once again,


I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me

A good friend helps you find your dream guy( in my case, axel-kingdom hearts). A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile

If you are against Animal Abuse add it to your profile or site.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.


This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.

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This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny.

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Mousie. After Duckie has taken over the world, Kitty will take it over from him. Then Piggie will take it over from her.

This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors Dimension. Copy and Past Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie.

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This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself.

This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world).

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

And here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow!

"Well that's just...maddeningly unhelpful."
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"

"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you suceeded."
"Will...nice hat."
"So there
is a curse...that's interesting."
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that one before."

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt."

"You can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you can’t trust, because you’ll never know when they’ll do something stupid.”


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 14


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black

You you liike hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

total= 8

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Then sings my soul sung by the mormon tabernacle choir

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: South...?

What is the weather? mostly cloudy

Favorite PJO character: NICO!!

Gods or Titans? gods

Ranger or Knight? Knight

Bow or Sword? Sword

What is the last thing you watched on TV? ... like I still watch TV

Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:10

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:43

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? beth flipping through tv channels

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? today... geting a ped

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? youtube

What are you wearing? white shirt, jeans

What is the last film you saw? confessions of a shopoholic

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Valkyrie, Whatever my last name will be

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Axel

What's the dream you had last night? ... Nico... I hate Twilight but I LOVE WHEREWOLVES... i will never admit i like Twilight...I like being random...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. ( no fandom so i'm just using any random characters

1. Bianca

2. Harry Potter

3. Nico


5. Aurthur ( keys to the kingdom

6. Riku

7. Roxas

8. Hermione

9. Clarisse

10. Kairi

11. Eathan Nukamara

12. Luke

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no , no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She's a girl.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?


4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?


6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10, even though Kairi is Sora's

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Never, Bianca is a hunter

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot date with (11) and a brief unhappy slight relationship with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Bianca and Roxas are in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Roxas. Bianca, Brokenhearted, has a hot date with Ethan Nukamara and a breif unhappy slight relationship with Riku, then follows the wise advice of Aurthur and finds true love with Aurthur.



Bianca/ Eathan Nukamara



18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

actually, nothing would be too bad...

Random Harry Potter Quotes

Harry( the chosen nutcase who lived) quotes:

"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours broom, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. "Listen, if you Fred and George don't take it the gold, I'm throwing it down the drain. I don't want it and I don't need it. But I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual before long."

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Snape killed Dumbledore."


"They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."

"I'm going to Hagrid's, I've got a good feeling about going to Hagrid's."

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

"Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Ron Quotes ( the one who breaks his wand easily)

So your gonna suffer...but your gonna be, happy about it...

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron. "But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."

"Accio Brain!"

"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
"I wouldn't bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's six-hundred and sixty-five, is he?"

"Stop moving!" Hermonie ordered them. "I know what this is-it's the Devil's Snare!"
"Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.

"Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?"

"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."

"You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor!"

"Oy, pea-brain!"

"Yeah, Dumbledore's off his rocker all right."

"Fred and George tried to get me to make one Unbreakable Vow when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," sid Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."

"I love you, Hermione."


"You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."

"What's up? If it's massive spiders again I want to eat breakfast before-"

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."

Hermione Quotes ( the one with smart pants)

They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three.
"All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren't enough hats!"

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"

"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."

"There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors--someone said you'd been expelled for crashing a flying car--"
"Well, we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her.
"You're not telling me you did fly here?" said Hermione, sounding almost as severe as Professor McGonagall.

"Skip the lecture," said Ron impatiently, "and tell us the new password."
"It's 'wattlebird,'" said Hermione impatiently, "but that's not the point--"

"Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!"

"I will not calm down!"

Fred and George ( the jokers)

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George

"We've got it Percy's Head Boy badge. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"Time is Galleons, little brother."

"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

"So, all in all, not one of Ron's better birthdays?" Fred "This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. “For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” Fred

Draco ( the pecimest)

"Oh how silly we’ve been!" Malfoy sneered. "We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess?""I-I thought they were funny," Hagrid said uncertainly to Hermione.
"Oh tremendously funny!" said Malfoy. "Really witty, giving us books that try and rip our hands off!"

"You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there."

"I'm the new Slytherin Seeker, Weasley. Everyone's just been admiring the brooms my father's bought our team."

"I'd be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you're a bit politer, you'll go the same way as your parents. They didn't know what was good for them, either. You hang around with riff-raff like the Weasleys and that Hagrid and it'll rub off on you."

"Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford."

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."

"Someone's dead," said Malfoy, and his voice seemed to go up an octave as he said it. "One of your people...I don't know who, it was dark...I stepped over the body...I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way.."

Dumbledore ( the prof.)

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."

"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."

"Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you."

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."

"I don't need a cloak to become invisible."

"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. "Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words."

"Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic far beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot!"

"You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."

"Alas! Ear wax!"

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns."

"For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."

"I take my hat off to you--or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you with spiders."

Hermione: Malfoy's got detention! I could sing!


21 things to do in Wal-Mart

1. Take the shopping carts for the express purpose of filling the up and leaving them in the middle of the aisles.

2. Ride those little electric carts in the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time.

4. Start playing hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the whole auto department by sampling all the car air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to sword fights with rolls of gift wrap.

7. Leave funny messages in the calculators.

8. Re-dress the mannequins how you want.

9. When there are people behind you walk really slow..especially in the thin aisles.

10. Walk up to employees and say " i think we have a code 3 in the warehouse" and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to a polka station and turn up the volume really loud.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say " i havent seen you in so long" and see if they play along.

14. Walk through the clothing department and ask out loud " who buys this crap anyway"

15. Ride a display bike through the store and claim that you are test driving it.

16. Follow people through aisels and stay like five feet away from them until they leave the store.

17. Play soccer with your friends and use the whole store as your playing field.

18. Take off your shoes and ask to return them when they say that your shoes are not from there say " i thought the customer was always right"

19. Move the caution wet floor sign to the carpeted sections.

20. Set up a tent in the camping area and tell people that you will only let them in if they bring you pillows.

21. Randomly throw things into the next asiels.

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (course not . . .looks around nervously . . .)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (. . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. Darn it i did it again . . .)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You live off of sugar.(okay this one is true . . .)

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!)

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the long thing but they are random )

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character. . .)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.( . . not really. at least not yet . . .)

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .)

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.(more like a page because i don't like looking like a nerd . . even though i kinda am one . . .)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i actually like sleeping but i read all day . . .)

You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(pfft . . no . . . seriosuly . . . okay maybe once or twice . . . or thrice . . .)

Everything reminds you of the book.(okay yeha this one is true)

You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" PEANUT BUTTER!!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (you mean like trying to blow up the gym to see of Percy and Annabeth would be waiting outside to go to the movies?? . . no. . . okay maybe once . . .)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically,get some cats together to live in the forest in clans, ride on a broomstick to play a sport, and invite Latrygonian Giants to come blow up the gym in a game of dodgeball?? nooo . . . okay maybe once . . or twice . . .)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You wish that you could go to the funerals of very missed characters( STORM. . . BECKONDORF. . . LUKE. . . DUMBLEDORE. . . HEDWIG. . . ARI. . . etc.etc.etc.)

You like to randomly shout things randomly( GO PERCABETH!! BEAT MOLDY SHORTS UP,HARRY!!)

You've got a book memorized.(i'm still working on this one :D)

You've read a book more than five times.(yup X3)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.( 400 pages?? that's nothing )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(Rick Riordan . . I am coming for your soul. why did you have to kill Zoё Nightshade and Daedalus?? HUH?? GOODBYE BECKONDORF!! IWILL MISS YOU!! Sobs hystariclly SILIENA!! YOU DIED A WARRIOR!!! NOOOO, ARI!!!

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Adriane . . . Annabeth . . . Hermione. . .Katniss ( on Gale's part). . . just kidding.i think.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: "Percy, Nico,Katniss, Annabeth, the Weasly twins, and Adriane don't exist." gets up and throws a boomarang the person who says that) where the heck did that come from. . . ?!

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(yuppers :3)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.( . . nooo. 7.7)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(only people who are sugar high do this :P)

Copy & paste, dude. Copy and paste.( And yes, I know that sound weird coming from me.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.


4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.


10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to


13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.


16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.


One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this?

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" ( Yes, i am talking to you.You know who you are.)

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks...



1. Your favorite KH guy?


2. Your favorite KH girl?


3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?


4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. This is how you impersonate her. ( evil grin >:D) “ waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting. WAHHHHHHHHHH!! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO!! IM GOING TO GO DREAM OF SORA LIKEING ME!!” ( back to me ) wow.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The world that never was

6. Least Favorite World? ( includes both KH1 and KH2)

Atlantica. . . sora is terrible at singing. No offense to him.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

( thinking. . . thinking. . . ) THE ONE THAT ROXAS LIKES TO USE !!( yeah, I forgot what its called.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Zigbar. Hate his weapon. Almost killed me. Xaldin.Hate him. I had to use Mickey.so annoying.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Uhhh. . . I hate summons. . .

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)


11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Namixas. . . WAYYYY better that SoKai

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

NamiKu, whaterver you call it, theyre NOT MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.


14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?


15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

How emotional Sora is. . . ( remember when. . . ) Sora was leaving Twilight Town. “ You Know. . . im sad. . . “ ( also when. . . ) Sora FINALLY FOUND RIKU “ ( sobs) I LOOKED FOR YOU!! ( lol) AAAAANNNNDDD when Saix was like “ do you REALLY care for her?”

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)


SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?


18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Kinda. . . he has the hair to prove it. . .

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?


20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?


SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. They belong.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?T


23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I havent played it. My evil brother took the video games to college with him. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?


25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Riku. . . ( evil grin >:D) sooooo awesome how he did the thing with darkness. I wold do something like pretend to be evil to be a “DOUBLE AGENT” like snape

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

One word. Atlantica # two.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to

cosplay as?

thank goodness no. No one.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Hearing Sora sing... unbelieveable.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

That reaper Heartless Luxord sends to steal the gold

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?


SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?


32. Zexion or Marluxia?


33. Riku or Roxas?


34. Roxas or Sora?


35. Axel or Demyx?


36. Kairi or Larxene?


38. Namixas or Namiku?


40. SoKai or SoRiku?


41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?


43. CloTi of Clerith?


44. Simple and Clean or Sanctuary


45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Riku, Roxas,Axel,Cloud,Leon

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

( evil grin >:D) HP ( THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!)



Keys to the Kingdom ( even though they have NOTHING to do with each other. . .

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!


48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?


49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?


50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Because they are awesome anyway.

4743Things To Do When You're Bored (Pick one random thing and do it)

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Sleep on a bed of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
- Sweat
- Turn
- Write a letter to Pluto
- Mail it
- Take your sofa for a walk
- Start
- Stop
- Dial 911 and breathe heavily
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes
- Play the piano...with mittens on
- Scheme
- Sit
- Stay
- Water your family room
- Cause a power failure
- Roll over
- Play dead
- Find a witch
- Donate your brother's body to science
- Ask why
- Wriggle
- Regress
- Sleepwalk without sleeping

- Wonder
- Be a square root
- Ask stupid questions
- Weld your car doors shut
- Spew
- Vacation at Three-Mile Island
- Surf Ohio
- Teach your pet rock to play dead
- Be a monk...for a day
- Wear a sweatband to your wedding
- Staple
- Run away
- Intimidate a piece of chalk
- Abuse the plumbing
- Bend a florescent light
- Bend a brick
- Annoy total strangers
- Let the best man win
- Believe in Santa Claus
- Throw marshmallows against the wall
- Blow up a balloon until it pops
- Sing soft and sweet and clear
- Sing loud and sour and gravely
- Open everything
- Balance a pencil on your nose
- Pour milk in your shoes
- Write graffiti under the rug
- Embarrass yourself
- Grind your teeth
- Chew ice
- Sit in a row
- Stack crumbs
- Gesture
- Save your toenail clippings
- Punt
- Make up words that start with X
- Make oatmeal in the bathtub
- Sing a duet
- Balance a pillow on your head
- Hold your breath
- Faint
- Stretch
- Learn to speak Farsi
- Swear in Russian
- Use an eraser until it goes away
- Disassemble your car
- Put it together inside out
- Record your walls
- Interview your feet
- Make a list of your favorite fungi
- Repeat
- Ad lib
- Fade
- File your teeth

- Whine
- Rake your carpet
- Listen to a painting
- Play with matches
- Buff your cat
- Race ferrets
- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
- Learn ancient greek
- Change your mind
- Change it back
- Watch the sun...see if it moves
- Build a pyramid
- Stand on your head
- Stand on someone else's head
- Spit shine your Nikes
- See how long you can stay awake
- See how long you can sleep
- Paint your teeth
- Wear a salad
- Speak with a forked tongue
- Paint stripes on a lake
- Ski Kansas

- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
- Apply for a unicorn hunting license
- Do a good job
- Crawl
- Paint your windows
- Watch a watch until it stops
- Paint
- Flirt with an evergreen
- Smile
- Rotate your garden...daily
- Paint a smile
- Shoot a fire hydrant
- Apologize to it
- Pretend you're blind
- Annoy yourself
- Get mad at yourself
- Stop speaking to yourself
- Be a side effect
- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley
- Duck
- Redecorate...your garage
- Develop a complex
- Join the Army...be someone simple
- Try harder
- Hit the deck
- Put leg-warmers on your furniture
- Cut the deck
- Crumple
- Translate Shakespeare into English
- Cheer up a potato
- Do aerobic exercises...in your head
- Play cards with your swimming pool
- Pinstripe your driveway
- Play Kick the Fire Hydrant
- Harness chipmunk power
- Build a house with ice cubes
- Call London for a cab
- Mug a stop sign
- Change your name...daily
- Go for a walk in your attic
- Challenge your neighbor to a duel
- Build a house out of toothpicks
- Howl
- Wear a lampshade on your head
- Memorize the dictionary
- Stomp grapes in the bathtub
- Find a bug and chase it
- Make yourself a pair of wings
- Be immobile
- Dance 'til you drop
- Check under chairs for chewing gum
- Squish a loaf of bread
- Moo
- Bounce a potato
- Outmaneuver your shadow
- Climb the walls
- Appreciate everything
- Challenge yourself to a duel
-Watch a bowling ball
- Buy some diapers
- Eat everything
- Begin
- Pour milk in the sink
- Make cottage cheese
- Tie-dye your sheets
- Carpet your ceiling
- Hold your earlobes
- Fold your earlobes
- Flap
- Squawk
- Read tea leaves
- Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
- Plug in the cat
- Turn on everything
- Drop pebbles down the chimney
- Turn off your neighbor
- Kill a plant
- Buy a 1931 Almanac
- Memorize the weather section
- Blow bubbles
- Send chills down your spine
- Peel grapes
- Make paper from the skins
- Bloat
- Get run over by a train of thought
- Make up famous sayings
- Bite your pinkie

- Get your dog braces
- Shave a shrub
- Have a proton fight
- Watch a car rust
- Quiver
- Rotate your carpet
- Learn to type...with your toes
- Set up your Christmas tree in April
- Be someone special
- Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
- Mail it to a friend
- Go back to square one
- Factor your social security number
- Take the fifth
- Memorize a series of random numbers
- Exist...existentially, of course
- Print counterfeit Confederate money
- Kick a cabbage
- Take a picture
- Put it back
- Sandpaper a mushroom
- Play solitaire...for cash
- Abuse your patio furniture
- Run for Pope
- Count to a million...fast
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- Contemplate a cockroach
- Get a dog to chase your car
- Let him catch it
- Investigate the Czar
- Form a political party
- Climb a sidewalk
- Have a political party
- Get diagonal...with a good friend
- Ride a loaf of bread
- Sharpen a carrot
- Interrogate a gerbil
- Go bow hunting for Toyotas
- Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
- Jump back
- Play to lose
- Scalp a street light
- Have your car painted...plaid
- Read a tomato
- Sharpen your sleeping skills
- Watch a game show...take notes
- Put out a fire
- If you can't find a fire, make one
- Interview a cloud
- Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
- Play basketball...in a minefield
- Don't talk to things
- Have your cat bronzed
- Write books about writing books
- Create random equations
- Mispell words
- Tell your feet a joke
- Throw a tomato into a fan
- Sing the ABC song backwards
- Pretend you're a dog
-Grease the doorknobs
- String up a room
- Stack furniture
- Relive fond memories
- Tie your shoelaces together
- Gargle
- Count your teeth with your tongue
- Decay
- Find your half-life
- Design a better toilet seat
- Shred a newspaper
- Have a headache
- Scratch
- Sniff
- Hatch an egg
- Play air guitar
- Act profound
- Spill
- Spell
- Stare
- Slouch
- Develop hearing problems
- Put your feet behind your head
- Tie bows in everything
- Hold your hand
- Watch the minute hand move
- Grow your fingernails
- Pretend you're a telephone
- Ring
- Radiate
- Skip
- Put your shoes on the opposite feet
- Cross your toes
- Roll your tongue
- Crystallize
- Baby oil the floor
- Hide
- Attack innocent bunnies
- Declare war
- Destroy a tree
- Hide the scrabble bag
- Seduce your stick shift
- Wink
- Memorize the periodic table
- Mummify
- Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
- Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture

- Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
- Be in the wrong place at the right time
- Plot the overthrow of your local School Board
- Request covert assistance from the CIA
- Discover the source of the Mississippi
- Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska
- Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes
- Drink as much prune juice as you can
- Jump up and down...on your alarm clock
- Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins
- Drive the speed limit...in your garage
- Pay off the national debt...with a bad check
- Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
- See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement
- Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
- Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor
- Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them
- Turn your TV picture tube upside down
- Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
- Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
- Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck
- Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed
- Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese
- Debate politics with a fern
- See how small you can scrunch your face

- Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
-Raise professional certified racing turnips
- Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
- Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
- Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
- Send your goldfish to obedience school
- Free the oppressed toasters of America
- Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
- Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
- Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
- Place it on the wall of your office
- Solve the population problem (x2 y2 = population...solve for x)
- Contribute to the population problem
- Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
- Play with anything that looks interesting
- Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
- Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work
- Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
- State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
- Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
- Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
- See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
- Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
- See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
- Bronze your sister's turtle
- See how long it takes for her to notice
- See what she does when she notices
- Bronze your sister
- Increase your territorial holdings by force
- Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
- Boldly go where no man has gone before
- Be a threat to the American way of life
- Do research into the cause of World War III
- Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life
- Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh


Crazy things to do in an elevator: I LOVE ElAVATORS!!( again...

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

One word: Flatulence!

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Start a sing-along.

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!


You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Or something else)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent should be.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Good idea!)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room ( or are just too bored to death to, but it's your life long wish.)

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE YOU NICO!!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT ( good idea!)

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them ( ... but they're instantly sorry for asking...)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

(I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(No crap, really? Ya think? )

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial!)

War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect!)

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(Ya think?!)

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought!)

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide
(They may be on to something!)

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?)

Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge!)

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
(That's what he gets for eating those beans!)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)

And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right?)

spread the stupidity - We all need a good laugh

25 Things I’ve learned from playing Kingdom Hearts I, Chain of Memories, & II:

1) If people start calling you by a different name, don’t worry, it’s Nobody.

2) No matter how many times you beat the bad guy, he’s not dead yet.

3) If pictures of yourself go missing… you’re next…

4) No matter how long you and your friends spend out on the beach of your island, you’re not getting tan.

5) A keyblade through the heart won’t kill you, but running out of time will.

6) No matter how much time you spend roaming around in the darkness wearing another person’s face, at the end of the game your HP level still sucks.

7) A wooden stick makes a great sword… until you have to use it.

8) Messages in bottles are the best form of communication.

9) In the Land of Dragons, no matter how much work you do, Mulan’s getting all the credit.

10) The darkness may eat away at your heart, but it’s the best way to travel.

11) Running away from a fight is never the answer, unless you’re in a Struggle match.

12) If you’re name has an ‘X’ in it, check for a heartbeat.

13) The rearranged letters in ‘Xemnas’ is an inside Organization XIII joke.

14) Sing-a-longs really are the death of some people… or at least mutated sea creatures.

15) Card games are quite violent.

16) Apparently falling from the sky into still, shallow water will not kill you.

17) Roxas has apparently never seen the Matrix or he would’ve known to follow the white dusk.( though i oviously don't know what Matrix is)

18) Trams break for main characters. So go ahead and run willy-nilly through the town, there’s no such thing as road-kill in Twilight Town.

19) For Nobody’s to not have any feelings, they sure are Emo.

20) There are many thoughts that follow the phrase “Ascend Heartless Angel.” Unfortunately, all of them are too graphic for this G Rated list.

21) Sea Salt Ice Cream is not fatting. …There’s no way it could be.

22) Rock music and the Mullet-Fro-Hawk… Demyx’s Other was born in the 80’s.

23) Pride Rock has a major bug problem.

24) Radiant Gardens? Seriously? I don’t see any flowers… or radiation for that matter.

25) And last but not least, gravity is a fickle thing. One minute you’re falling into darkness for what seems like forever and next you’re scaling buildings better than Spiderman on a good day. Man, Isaac Newton would not approve.

Never take candy from strangers.We were never told why exactly, probably because of tooth decay and spoiling our dinners.

Never wake a sleepwalker. The shock will kill them.

If you make a mistake it will go on your permanent record and follow you for the rest of your life.

When people are electrocuted (by being hit by lightning, touching a live wire, or sticking their fingers in a socket) they are levitated and their bones become visible. If you touch a person who is being electrocuted, then you will also be levitated and your bones will also become visible.

On car trips, parents will make threats. "I'm stopping the car." "I'm going to let you out here." "I'm never going to take you anywhere ever again." Parents never follow through on those threats.

stuff you learn from movies:

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

All single women have a cat.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

random facts-

it takes eighteen red foxes to make a fox-fur coat.

it takes fifty-five minks to make a mink coat.

in france, 'april fool' is 'poisson d'avril.' (and 'poisson' means 'fish'. . .so, literally, they're saying 'april fish.')

the dot above the letter i is called a tittle.

the colored horses in the wizard of oz were given their color by putting gelatin in their hair.

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Meant to be by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
A collection of prompts and one-shots revolving around the pairings of the Lunar Chronicles. {Cress/Thorne, Kai/Cinder, Wolf/Scarlet, Jacin/Winter}
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014
A Very Kuroba-Kudou Christmas by Luna Darkside reviews
Kaito seduces Shinichi with gingerbread and mistletoe. Unsurprisingly, Shinichi fails to understand. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete - Merry (early) Christmas!/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with "Diamonds and Toads"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,965 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Color of Your Soul by Luna Darkside reviews
After an incident at a heist, Shinichi and Kaito end up sharing headspace. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
Darling, So It Goes by Luna Darkside reviews
In order to catch a pair of art thieves, Shinichi and Kaito go undercover. As boyfriends. /ShinKai & KaiShin, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
You've Begun to Feel like Home by Luna Darkside reviews
Hattori kidnaps Kaito and brings him to the underworld, and Shinichi isn't sure what to feel. (Or, Shinichi is Hades and Kaito is the worst Persephone ever.) /ShinKai & KaiShin, greekgods!au, oneshot, complete/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.] - Complete
A Tail of Stockholme Syndrome by moonshroom420 reviews
Pirate/Mermaid AU Solangelo. Purpose misspell. Stockholme Syndrome: falling for/sympathising with your kidnapper. - Nico di Angelo never imagined he'd be captured by pirates. Will Solace never imagined he'd actually find a merman. When sea hero and sea scurvy find themselves on opposite ends of the scale, a dose of Stockholme Syndrome vows to bring them together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] Percy J., Jason G.
Till I'm Gone by Sora Matasuki reviews
Two years before the start of the movie, the Hamada family was subject to a tragedy that would shake Tadashi's perception on his actions and life, forever. Hiro is struggling to fit in at High School, and his actions will shape the course of their family, forever. After all, something had to spark Baymax into being, right?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,158 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014
I Dream of Another World by he-be-forgot reviews
The Silver Millennium has been wiped from history after the war. After losing everything he has known, Endymion is left alone. He watched the Earth he loved change as he remained a constant throughout history. His routine is broken when he moves into his new apartment. His neighbor shares the same face as the girl that died 1000 years ago. Reincarnation is a tricky thing.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/19/2014
Romeo and Juliet - Starring Will Solace and Nico di Angelo by moonshroom420 reviews
Mortal AU. When Percy pairs Nico and Will together for their English project, Nico is ready to kill a man. Playing the Juliet to his long-time-festering-crush's Romeo? Someone have mercy on him. Solangelo. Language. boyxboy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J. - Complete
Unbelievable by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
Alternate endings to scenes featuring Cress and Thorne from the four lovely books in the lunar chronicles!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Cress, Thorne]
Thanks for the Memories by FrankandJoe3 reviews
The anniversary of his parents death, Richard Grayson deals with it the way he does every year when he's stuck at Mount Justice.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Safe Even in Nightmares by MegGyver reviews
Lost moments between Bruce and Robin. Father/Son bonding: chapter 6: Wonder part 2 now up
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Mack Saga Drabbles by sunshine2006578 reviews
These are the drabbles mentioned in Confidence Trick, the second installment of the Mack Saga. Alternate POVs, random one-shots... you get the picture. This'll be updated sporadically, between stories in the Saga. It's just for fun. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 12/18/2010
Confidence Trick by sunshine2006578 reviews
The Voice has told Max to go to Baja; there's someone there she needs to meet. What happens when this meeting takes the newly enlarged flock all the way to Japan? And what happens when they take out Itex in a way Max never saw coming?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Because of the Telepath by sunshine2006578 reviews
When Max is captured by evil scientists, and the flock is thrown into Fang's hands, Angel thinks she's found the girl that could save them all-including the girl.What they don't realize is normal isn't always what it seems... IggyxOC FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,468 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Your Daily Caffeine Fix by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
It all starts with Axel and Cloud working at the local coffee bar. Their boss is an ass and they get their fair share of nasty customers. Throw in a handful of new co-workers and a few gorgeous regulars and what do you get? — AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Riku, Sora]
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Big Black Jelly Beans by Darkanny reviews
She was kinda bigger, he had to admit, but that didn't mean anything, right? Granted, he didn't really know where she went to most of the time, what with her shadow-travelling all the time. But when she was around he was very careful on feeding her healthy stuff…or the healthiest part of what was left on his plate anyway. She was not fat.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Mrs. O'Leary - Complete
Towel by FaiKazahaya reviews
Everything is on the line. Friendship, and anything that hinted at more. All because of one stupid dare. Solangelo (Will/Nico)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Leo V. - Complete
Solace by KiraLiven reviews
In which Nico finds solace in Solace. A bunch of drabbles of Solangelo based on the word Solace. Explanation inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Unexpected Turn of Events by MusicalChurros reviews
Tadashi didn't die in the fire, but he emerged from the ashes as a whole new person due to mysterious circumstances. Hiro learns this the hard way when he manages to knock the mask off of the person who attacked him and his friends; and when he manages to get himself kidnapped by the person he used to call 'brother'. (Yokai!Tadashi AU. Spoilers Inside.)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
The Mystery Patient by thehelsalife reviews
When the gang went to visit Abigail Callaghan in the hospital, they never could have expected the complications that would come with the waking of an unidentified patient down the hall. On hiatus.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,445 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada, Baymax
Break His Heart, We Break Your Bones by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
That one time when Will's friends and siblings misunderstand and they try to shovel talk a confused (and maybe, slightly, terrified) Nico. Gods, why does everybody keep thinking he and Will were dating?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Who The Hell Is Tadashi by Vexcinnt reviews
The man in the Kabuki Mask has been revealed, but no one was prepared for who was really hiding behind the mask. (A sort of Winter Soldier AU for Big Hero 6 [because that's totally original]. Spoilers for the movie!) [slight Tadahoney]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada
Technological Advancement by Spiritus Rex reviews
Hiro and Tadashi Hamada have been on the run for a long time, never staying too long in one place, never leaving any traces of themselves. Things always got dangerous for them if they stayed somewhere for too long. Until suddenly, something big happens, and then their time on the run is brought to an abrupt end. (Technopath!Hiro)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Christmas Serenade by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
Inspired by the prompt: Imagine person A of your OTP singing "All I want for Christmas is you" to person B. A screws up while singing and gets angry, but B thinks it was cute and gently kisses A's forehead, comforting them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
When Accidents Go Right by queerscorpius reviews
Nico's having a horrible day; Will comes in, and makes it better, then makes it worse. / no gods AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
Soul Healing by The Resident Artichoke reviews
As Will helped Nico get his dark underwordly powers back, Nico realized that those skeletal butterflies in his stomach rose from the dead and became real butterflies. Maybe three days at the infirmary was a bad idea? Solangelo fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Breaking the Firewall by AliceUnderSkies13 reviews
Hiro struggles to find answers while Tadashi lies in a hospital bed, in a coma that he may or may not wake up from.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada
Underneath the Mistletoe by TailsDoll13 reviews
The Aphrodite cabin liked to think they were hilarious. Will Solace thought otherwise. (T for language. BoO spoilers. Solangelo. It's officially December so I can put this up without bothering my conscience woo.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Chris R., Jason G. - Complete
Not A Hero (Not Enough) by 1st female scarlet speedster reviews
This is exactly what Tadashi was thinking, feeling, experiencing, in his last moments. As we follow him through his past, we also connect with him. All while he's trying to be the hero. {movie based} {SP DEATH} {oneshot}
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Walks on the Beach by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
BLOOD OF OLYMPUS SPOILERS. Apparently this is a series now... Anyway, basically just sappy Solangelo oneshots. Because people wanted them. And I am weak.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Jason G.
hugs are the best form of comfort by valdezy reviews
Grief is a nightmare in itself, a lesson Hiro knows all too well. Baymax does his best to help him through it.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Incentive by scorchedtrees reviews
Three times Nico tried to sneak out of the infirmary and one time he didn't. Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
I'm Satisfied With My Care by L.C. Li reviews
Looking down the barrel of a gun really snaps your world into perspective. — Hiro and Baymax.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
First Meeting by Thunderbolt Blast reviews
The first time Tadashi saw Hiro, he didn't want him. But it didn't take long for him to change his mind.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Pushing Through by bunnikkila reviews
Hiro thought she didn't know he wasn't sleeping. Truth be told, she wasn't sleeping much herself.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Complete
Lists by solangelo reviews
He should have made a shopping list.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
death's toll on us all by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
Because Hiro Hamada wasn't the only one affected by Tadashi's death.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Aunt Cass, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Wasabi - Complete
Jazz Elective Antipathy by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
Abigail Callaghan walks with murder in her heels, and sways a new dimension in her hips. Canon compliant, experimental in style, Abigail-centric. SPOILERS FOR BIG HERO 6
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Professor Callaghan, Abigail C. - Complete
5 Times Hiro Hamada Still Had an Older Sibling by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
Full Title: 5 Times Hiro Hamada Still Had an Older Sibling and 1 Time He Was Still a Younger Brother. Being a 13-year-old is hard, even harder when you're in college, hardest when you're a superhero. It's a good thing Hiro has someone(s) looking out for him and time to still play the role of a little brother.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Hiro Hamada
I Do by solangelo reviews
Nico never expected to catch the bouquet. Neither did Will.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Caught by solangelo reviews
Will can't control himself when Nico's around.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
We All Scream for Ice Cream by The Impossible Daughter reviews
"So, how long are you planing on playing the stalker card before you ask him out?" She asked. A heavy blush spread across the teen before he shook his head furiously. "I am not stalking!" He yelled. (Solangelo)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Nico A., Will S., Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Attachments by solangelo reviews
He has a feeling that Will is totally his secret admirer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Bianca A., Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Tangible by ChocolateFantasies reviews
Tangible. Adjective. Capable of being touched. Real or actual, rather than imaginary or visionary. Definite. Nico di Angelo does not know if this word applies to him anymore. solangelo. post-BoO. there may be spoilers? enjoy pls
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Blossom by solangelo reviews
If people were seasons, he'd be summer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
A Good Patient by luciangirl06 reviews
Nico di Angelo has to spend a few days in the infirmary, but with Will Solace as his doctor, he couldn't really complain. Solangelo. One-shot. Takes place after BoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J. - Complete
Please don't take my sunshine away by InazumaGhostKing reviews
Nico has fallen into a deep coma. Will isn't handling it well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Gashes by solangelo reviews
Each scar has a name, and some of them are his.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Liber Umbrarum by Akatsuki Child reviews
He was always the outcast, always wandering with no real home. He never had friends. He was always in the shadows. But not anymore. NicoWill. Post BoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Perception by scorchedtrees reviews
In which everyone thinks Nico and Will are together. Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
All Was Well by AndNowWeDance reviews
"My time has been occupied by more important things. Transporting statues. Bargaining with titans. Saving the world and all that. I've been busy," Nico said, sipping nectar from a straw. "Dude," Will's facial expression was so serious he looked like someone just cursed his whole family, "no one is ever too busy to read Harry Potter. Ever."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
In my Arms by HecateA reviews
Sometimes, you need to hear a story twice for it to sound good. Oneshot. Minor BoO spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Coffee Break by TheSilverArgents reviews
"Look, in my defense, the moment you mentioned bottled coffee I knew I had to escape for a minute." post Blood of Olympus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
The Boyfriend Talk by Lonely Theurgist reviews
Apollo and Hades attempt to talk to their sons about the little crushes they've developed. Keyword: Attempt. Will/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Apollo - Complete
Archery by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Nico sees a shirtless Will and turns into a blushing mess. That summary is AWFUL but that's basically what happens. Blushy boys are so cute and what is better than a blushy Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Light at the End of the Tunnel by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Based on a headcannon about Will and Nico written by cherryandsisters on tumblr. Nico has a dream he's back in Tartarus, but this time Will is there to comfort him in the form of a light.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Playing It Safe by Wildrose504 reviews
Based on Piper's feelings about Jason in MoA. Piper tells Jason about how she wants to take risks in their relationship and the results... well... JASPER. T because I'm paranoid. Everything but the plot belongs to Uncle Rick
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Piper M., Jason G.] [Leo V., Calypso] - Complete
Fear and Frustration by Disney-fied reviews
Warning: spoilers for Cress! Captain Carswell Thorne has a few problems. Namely, he is stuck in a desert with a maybe-crazy Lunar girl, their water is running out and, most horribly, the fact that he is blind. This is the book of Cress told through Thorne's point of view. Cress/Thorne. Completed!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,438 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
Trouble by iB3LIEVE reviews
Trouble always manages to find poor Danny- no matter how hard he tries to avoid it. Bullies plus ghosts 24/7 can really make a life hard. He usually figures it out, but how does one ghost stand up to the majority of the ghost zone? (A little DXS)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Danny F.
Divergent: Four's Perspective by HannBe reviews
Dauntless values bravery above all. But bravery is not always the same as fearlessness. "A brave man acknowledges the strength of others," I reply evenly. "A brave man never surrenders," Eric shoots back, his eyes daring me to say otherwise. I don't. Because a brave man also holds his tongue. This is Four's perspective of Veronica Roth's Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014
A Great Perhaps by alizardzz reviews
"I would like to show you that real life is very much like your books. A happy ending is possible. Not every story is a sad story. Love at first sight isn't quixotic. It's very much true... A happily ever after isn't guaranteed, but it's possible." Rated T because of language. Oneshot. Levi x Cath.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Cath A., Levi, Reagan - Complete
in that sleep of death what dreams may come by adventurtle reviews
[calypso/leo, for the capture the flag competition] In which Leo dies and ends up on Calypso's island. Unfortunately, things don't quite go as planned. {major character deaths}
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Calypso, Leo V.] - Complete
Reunited by Thefaultinourstarfish reviews
Wolf has suffered without Scarlet for weeks. One night, Cinder comes to tell him some very, very good news.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Ze'ev K./Wolf, Scarlet B.] Cinder L./Selene - Complete
A Princess' Plan by Neonlights reviews
Rewrite. Serena realises early on who she truly is, and what her destiny is. She gathers the scouts to her without telling them who she is. This time, she will make sure things are different. She WILL defeat the darkness. She WIll save her friends. au S/D AN: IM NOT DEAD!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,833 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Enough by LGCoffeeAddict reviews
As her dreams grow darker, Usagi's patience with the girls' disrespect of her wears thin. It's time the girls gave her a little more credit. The path to prove herself reveals a complex puzzle of her past and present lives, but...who was she in the past?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
His Alpha by atrfla reviews
Cinder's been crowned, and her relationship with Kai is strictly diplomatic. Will he be able to get it back to what it was? *Thorne wants to marry Cress. He even has a ring! But... he can't figure out how. *Wolf and Scarlet's marriage is coming up, but their relationship is having some problems. Will they work it out, or are they doomed to fail? On hiatus until Winter, sorry guys!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Cinder L./Selene, Scarlet B., Thorne, Cress
Rusty Halo by interextrovert reviews
"Ziri cuts his gaze towards her before flitting his eyes away again, like a skittish bird. 'You have a beautiful voice,' he mutters finally, just barely audible." One-shot. Ziraz. Set before the epilogue in Dreams of Gods & Monsters. Contains spoilers.
Daughter of Smoke and Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Complete
Puppy Love by Rambutans reviews
After returning to Destiny Islands, Riku has trouble working up the courage to tell his family what happened during his years away. Sora does what he can to help push him along. (soriku)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Riku, Sora] Kairi - Complete
Just a Kiss by QueenStageManager reviews
SPOILERS FOR CRESS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ CRESS! CinderxKai pairing. Fluff and stuff. Summary inside due to spoilers.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] [Cress, Thorne] - Complete
Sight by Aria Faccia reviews
Another short. Thorne's eyesight returns and he goes to look for Cress.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Thorne, Cress - Complete
How Far Do You Wanna Go? by kateflowrchild13 reviews
Leo/Calypso sonfic. It's after the war with Gaea, and Leo sails back to Ogygia for Calypso to bring her back to the 21st century. So fluffy it will rot your teeth. Hope you enjoy! Based on the song How Far Do You Wanna Go? by Gloriana.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Calypso, Leo V.] - Complete
A Different Beginning by MarianaReads reviews
A week after Abel dumps Cath, Reagan decides that her roommate desperately needs a night out.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Cath A., Levi, Reagan
Computer Trouble by TheGirlWithNoIQ reviews
A small one-shot where Teru needs a computer to do a task, and Kurosaki gets tricked...
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2014 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K. - Complete
Her by turquoiserainlilies reviews
Aboard the Argo II. Two boys have a conversation about an immortal titan that they both left /or/ a one-shot about the scene that we all want to see.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Leo V., Calypso] Percy J. - Complete
Daisy Patch by fowlfan reviews
A collection of various one-shots, drabbles and the like. Final chapter: "Kurosaki fought hard not to turn his head and face the person. His hands were shaking in shock. He had expected anything for the afterlife, anything but this."
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Back to Ogygia by Simplest Writer reviews
Leo is frustrated beyond belief with the gods. But most of all, he just wants to get back to Calypso. A Leo returns to Ogygia one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Calypso, Leo V.] - Complete
Moments in Between by DollyPop12 reviews
Because, ironically, in a world ruled by all the big things, it's the small things that really matter. A drabble dump for all things Rivetra.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Petra R., Levi
Here's the thing by Natsudori Lina reviews
Here is the thing: it disturbs him when she's quiet. He does not know her well, but he knows this much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen] - Complete
We're Almost There by Demigod At Heart reviews
This is about Leo coming back for Calypso. Once Leo has landed, what will happen? Will Calypso be happy when he meets Leo again or not? This fanfic is very simple, since this is for my secret santa on tumblr. To tell you, this story is better than it sounds like on the summary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Leo V., Calypso] - Complete
i swear we were infinite by demigoddesses reviews
Sometimes she wonders if it's really worth it. LeoCalypso, after the war with Gaea. Calypso-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Leo V., Calypso] - Complete
Looking for You by ladyhawk89 reviews
A/U A battle for the ages looms on the horizon as the Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen try to find the lost princess of the Moon before the Dark Kingdom. What do you do when the person you're trying to protect could be anyone?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,093 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Electric Archers by Jncera reviews
It all begins with Roy asking Artemis her number "purely for mission purposes". Apparently, this is an umbrella term to include witty comebacks, tender reveals, and a whole lot of flirting. RoyxArtemis. One-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Bones by Procrastination Fairy reviews
Endymion never told Serenity he loved her. But Endymion was secretive and shy and scared and Endymion would never put his heart on the line like that. Serenity never told Endymion she loved him. Serenity doesn't keep secrets.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen] - Complete
With a bit of luck by lilyandjamesislife reviews
Lily Evans has found herself, much to her annoyance, developing a crush on none other than James Potter. However, winning him over wasn't going to be easy, as she refused to admit her feelings. There's also another problem, in the form of his new girlfriend, Lucy Miller. Will Lily ever admit to him that she has feelings to him? 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,759 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Long Road Ahead by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
After months of waiting, Percy finally returns home after the Giant War with Annabeth, but nothing is ever easy and the road to recovery is a long one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,737 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Paul B., Sally J.] - Complete
Take Me Home by winonabcd reviews
Post HoO. The last time he saw her, he was sailing away. He swore on the River Styx to come back, and now he has. He has come to take her home. Caleo, one-shot/drabble. Contains HoH spoilers. Based on Viria's art, as seen in the cover picture. Cover copyright winonabcd.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Calypso, Leo V.] - Complete
Twice by infinitestorm reviews
Quick oneshot about Calypso and Leo. Read House of Hades first if you don't want any spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Leo V., Calypso] - Complete
Hatred For Love by levi's mantou-heads reviews
On this expedition, did Levi really manage to escape safely with his squad? Or not? After the call for a retreat, the soldiers all headed back, along with the commander. The captain of the Recon Corps had expected the living soldiers to return without any unnecessary trouble and was sure that she would be among them. Until the least expected happen and Levi had to find out...
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Mikasa A., Annie L., Petra R., Levi - Complete
The ABCs of Levi by Roxie Zephyr Jocelyn reviews
Or also known as, 'The Exploits of Levi According to Erwin Smith". Just a few little snippets about Levi told through the eyes of those closest to him in the Scouting Legion.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Levi, Erwin Smith, Mike Z., Hange Z. - Complete
Parties by xNightDreamerx reviews
Levi hated parties. That was a fact, at least to him it was. Mainly because he had to stay in a room filled with nobles, but after seeing Petra in that dress maybe he should reconsider that so called 'fact'. -Letra/Riverta, whatever you wanna call -
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Rememberance by Kaneriya reviews
Humanity wins. But she loses. [[ Reincarnation fic. Mentions of character death and gore. ]]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Pristine by Fairy Cakes Love reviews
He has some major OCD, but of course, there's always an exception. Right?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Levi, Petra R. - Complete
Fight by Sydopolis reviews
What happens Levi's first night after the tragic events of episode 22? Contains spoilers for that episode, along with Rivetra shipping.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
After Me Comes the Flood by high improbability reviews
AU. Petra lives, but her legs don't, and the road to recovery is not an easy one.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Eren Y., Petra R., Hange Z., Levi
The Bookworm and the Princess of Tennis by chromate reviews
He didn't expect the school's brightest star was actually a book lover like him. AU ArminXKrista.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Armin A., Krista L. - Complete
A Month Is a Long Time When You're Dead by DannyPhan101 reviews
During the very first month where Danny gets his ghost powers he has a lot of problems around them, this is his PoV about how he faces these problems.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M.
Never Forgotten by subtle-memoriess reviews
Sora and Riku are back at Destiny Island, and Kairi hopes they are back for good. But she can't help the uninvited dreams that keep her reckless throughout the night. On top of that, her best friend, Sora isn't telling her waht's on his mind. Will Kairi finally get the courage to ask Sora what his problem is? Or will she just keep falling harder for her warrior of the Darkness?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Riku
Better than Love by KTBass reviews
All Rose Weasley wants is to do something that matters, even if no one ever knows - even if no one can know. But how can she keep a secret from her two best friends, and how can she leave behind the one thing she never realized she needed most? Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,693 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Mind Sweep by ghostanimal reviews
Adopted fanfiction. The Fenton Mind Sweep was built to wipe the bad thoughts out of a ghost's head. When Jack tries it out on Phantom, he instead completely erases the teen's memory. Now he and Maddie are trying to recover it while running a few tests on Phantom. Can they get his memories back before the word spreads to all of his enemies? Phantom bonding with Maddie/Jack fic DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F.
lost by sruoh reviews
"She was more than that! She was more than a good soldier. Mikasa, she-"
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Speedy08 reviews
He knew he would find her like this. The Avatar, at least this Avatar, never thought things through. Always reckless, stubborn, infuriating…but vulnerable. As much as Korra wanted others to believe she was indestructible, that wasn't the case. No one, not even the Avatar, the most powerful Bender in the Nations could be immortal or indestructible.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Hogwarts Express by AgentNerd reviews
Because the Potter-Weasley clan weren't the only ones sending their children off to Hogwarts on that September day ninteen years later. This is Scorpius Malfoy's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ron W., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Strata's Stargazer reviews
Because this series needs more love and I couldn't get the plot bunnies to go away: Right before she escapes, she leaves a message for the prince.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai - Complete
Dinner for Two by Laura Schiller reviews
Scarlet grieves for the happy home she lost. Cinder never had one. But together, they're a little less alone.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Cinder L./Selene, Scarlet B. - Complete
Of Oaths and Omelettes by callistana reviews
In which Scarlet and Wolf share an omelette and discuss their future. Set three weeks after the future defeat of the Lunar Queen Levana. Oneshot.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Scarlet B., Ze'ev K./Wolf - Complete
Override by Laura Schiller reviews
Iko will never betray Cinder, no matter what the cost.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Iko, Adri, Garan L., Peony - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Novel by zeldamaster8472 reviews
I always felt that the Zelda series deserved a novel, something that tells the story we're all familiar with, except with the kind of plot and character development more often found in literature than in video games. The seeds are there in the game, but sometimes they have to be drawn out. Believe it or not, this project came close to commercial publication. See intro for more.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 115,483 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Demon's Journey by firiette reviews
Rin's life with Sesshomaru has been dangerous but relatively peaceful over the past eight years. That is, until Rin runs away, choosing to live with Kagome and Inuyasha. Now a new demon has attacked their village, searching for Rin...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
I Am Melon Lord by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Toph will do anything to get Lin to just eat the stupid vegetables.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Toph - Complete
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Moofy-Fan reviews
Getting an anima requires trauma, but that doesn't mean that it has to stop once the immediate danger is gone. Series of four oneshots showing snippets of the characters lives from between when they received their animas and met each other.
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
My Heart Can't Tell You No by MidnightRoulette reviews
Artemis wants to hate him, she really does. Roy wants forgiveness, he'll do anything. But neither of them will get what they want tonight. Loosely based on the Sara Evans song. Now a multi-chapter fic.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
This has nothing to do with the category. If you want to write your first story or need some tips, you should read this. Everything from experience or answers from writers emails.
Savvy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Meteoric by PenTheWillows reviews
There was so much snark in Roy's voice, Artemis had to wonder how he wasn't drowning in it. At any other time, she'd be laughing her head off. But right now, she was too angry to see anything funny about this.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Thunderstorm by nutella4ever reviews
Teru is alone at home during a thunderstorm. The raindrops that run down the window panes outside resemble the tears that trickle down her cheeks. Fluff. One-shot. Please R&R :
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K. - Complete
The Restoration of David de Vigny by OnlyaNovel reviews
My version of the Beauty and the Beast-told with an emphasis on romance rather than magic.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Oh, why me? by Shiroi Usagi-San reviews
The one girl Kurama seem to take in interest in would not even consider dating him. Oh, why me?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Don't Ruin the Moment by WaterFae110 reviews
Roy accidentally overhears a certain blonde's little confession one night at the Cave, forcing him to think about his own feelings for his fellow archer. He realizes that there's only one sure way to find out... prompt by babydevz on tumblr
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Restless by Roymeo reviews
"Insomnia and I are well-acquainted." Red Arrow/Artemis if you squint a little
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
The Scabbing Effect by AkoyaMizuno reviews
'Sherlock was the type of child to pick at his scabs. Not because they were irritating him, or because he liked to pick at things, though he did, but because he was curious. He wanted to know, wanted to see what was happening underneath. . . . He never really grew out of this habit.' A biography of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Four Weeks by Faultystars1357 reviews
Four weeks ago he'd disappeared. Three weeks ago his mask had been removed. Two weeks ago he had been subjected to torture. One week ago he'd tried to escape. Five days ago he'd watch his kidnapper terrorize the city. Three days ago he almost died. One day ago he'd tried once more to escape. Two hours ago he almost starved. Five minutes ago he fell unconscious. Every second hurt..
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,472 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Bearing Arms by AkoyaMizuno reviews
'The SA80, or, more properly, the L85A2, is a British 5.56mm assault rifle. It's standard issue and John is quite comfortable as he quickly checks it over, drops into firing position and snaps in the magazine.' A piece from John's army days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
When Evil Lingers by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay, I admit, I thought we were done with the crazy. I thought Life was gonna be peaceful and normal and, y'know, not crazy. But then Life had a violent pregnant-lady mood-swing and screwed up its chances of ever gaining my trust. Thanks, Life. Thanks a lot. You're a jerk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,696 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
You Break It, You Bought It by Jinxing The World reviews
When Teru gets hurt, Kurosaki finds himself wracked with guilt and thoughts of things he should have done. Teru x Kurosaki. T for description of wounds and for safety. Oneshot.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Teru K., T. Kurosaki - Complete
Anywhere Place by MidnightRoulette reviews
Oneshot. Roy's just discovered that everything he is has been a lie. Artemis knows what it's like to hate where you come from. She's decided to help him stop feeling sorry for himself. Roy/Artemis friendship. Romance if you squint.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Prom by xCeceVolumex reviews
She wanted to spend a special night with the man she loved. Wishes do come true. Cute, fluffy one-shot about prom. Rated for a couple swears.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K. - Complete
Laundry and Love by nutella4ever reviews
It's a quiet, uneventful Thursday night, or at least it was... Enough fluff to roll around in. Can be a prequel to 'Daisies in the Morning' if you want. Please R&R!
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Teru K., T. Kurosaki - Complete
Skyloftian Wedding by Janus3003 reviews
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now push the groom."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Arrowhead by Skylark Evanson reviews
"Last time I checked, I wasn't some diseased beast or a feral dog." He nods to the present and gives her a look. "Open it."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Dearest Quentin by radiowavesandmicrowaves reviews
A short draft poem/letter to Quentin, which Margo never sent before leaving Jefferson Park.
Paper Towns - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Observation Deck by Skylark Evanson reviews
"Keep an eye on her." Those are my only orders. Watch her, make sure she doesn't meet with a Shadows operative. It's not an impossible task. It's just a basic recon.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Santa Hates Poor Kids by FrankandJoe3 reviews
It was his first Christmas. He didn't know what to think.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Guardian Angel by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Dick always believed that his guardian angel would be there to protect him from the world. He was wrong.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Family by FrankandJoe3 reviews
It's more than just a team. It's a family. Better yet, it's his family.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Bechdel Test by Shade's Ninde reviews
Five times the girls talk about things that are not boys, and one time the boys discuss the ladies in their lives. Rated for language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
So Cold by FrankandJoe3 reviews
They looked like they were just sleeping in their caskets, but Dick knew they weren't. His parents were dead, and there was nothing he could do about it.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Remembering Gwen Stacy by ThreeInOne reviews
It had been 9 years. 9 years since she'd died, Peter unable to save her. On a sleepless night, Peter remembered the death of his first love, and the horror of that night.
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Archery by Skylark Evanson reviews
"How's your aim?"
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Broken Colors by FrankandJoe3 reviews
It's the 4th of July and Robin's really missing his parents, so Wally decides to cheer him up. *Not Slash
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Bride With a Paper Ring by song six reviews
She should have known it would come to this. He was a man, born in the arms of imaginary friends. Made to believe he'd never love somebody else; He had a plan, to stay the man who could only love himself.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Steady by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
He was definitely within easy kissing distance. A tilt of her head to the left and—Longshot teaches Smellerbee how to shoot a bow. Fluff ensues. ONESHOT.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Words Truly Kill Me by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it's words that truly kill me. Rated what it is for blood and violence.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Who am I? by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Not a fan pairing. Just a bunch of different one-shots about Robin. NOT FAN PAIRINGS! Rated K for a few mild cusswords.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
Dear Mom and Dad by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Richard keeps writing his parents, knowing that he'll never get a reply. But then one day, life surprises him. I suck at summaries
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hey Mom by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Dick visits his parent's grave to wish his mom a Happy early Mother's Day. *Before Young Justice*
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Broken Bottles by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Richard walks into the kitchen one night for a snack and ends up making a new friend. *Before Young Justice*
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Change of Engagement by mahlia reviews
It's interesting how one archery lesson can change the way two people look at each other and how quickly the temperature rises when they're together. With two people as stubborn as Roy and Artemis, who will break first?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Caged Bird by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Richard Grayson, a broken hearted ten year old, learns why the caged bird sings. *Before Young Justice*
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
A Trip to the Neighborhood Therapist by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Bruce takes Richard to see a therapist, to determine if his protege has depression or not.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Crashed The Wedding by TheAnnoyingVoice reviews
Axel's always regretted not asking Roxas to marry him, because Riku beat him to it. Now the day of Riku and Roxas's wedding has arrived and Axel has decided to stop it. Will he get there in time? RikuRoku, eventual Akuroku, and Soriku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Family is Family, No Matter How Small by TheseAngelWings reviews
This is a missing/deleted scene in which Beatrice finds out about Mullet Finger's dog bite. Familyfic, with squint-and-tilt-your-head-to-see-it Roy/Bea
Hoot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2011
To Me You Are by Soozen reviews
Smellerbee is upset that everyone constantly mistakes her for a boy. Longshot convinces her it doesn't matter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
When They Chase Us by blackwolf412 reviews
Hello. It's me again. I didn't know I'd ever meet kids like me. I didn't know I'd ever fear for my life on an almost-daily basis. But you know what? I don't care. 'Cuz I'm havin' the time of my life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Unblocking the Dam by FrankandJoe3 reviews
In a writing assignment in Communication Arts, Robin lets out his true emotions in words that he's held back for a long while.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Pipes by idkmybffjill011 reviews
They're invincible together, Robin tells him. And Wally believes. Gen, no pairings. Now a three-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Robin's Lisp by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Robin's expander gives him a lisp and Wally tries to comfort him. One-Shot
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Six Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Six times Poseidon openly checked on his son whilst he was growing up. After all - he was just checking that he was safe . . . Pre-series. Canon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
A Handy Distraction by mahlia reviews
Artemis gets some unwelcome one-on-one advice from her least favorite archer and has a *really* hard time concentrating. Embarrassment and humor ensue.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
FIND by I Hate Being A Muggle reviews
A sonnet about Hufflepuffs. References AVPM!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Cedric D. - Complete
To Be a Tree by la Belle Luna Claire reviews
The story of Thalia as she becomes a tree, and how she's always there, waiting and listening for what might come. *I'm back in business and slowly but surely continuing! Thanks for the support everyone!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Thalia G.
Trade by deadtodd reviews
It's only natural to expect a kiss as a reward when proving one's self. I wouldn't call it fluffy but if you squint it's completely mutual Speedy/Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Most In the World by fowlfan reviews
Teru always has had that innate ability to make Kurosaki flustered. When she asks a seemingly innocent question, all Kurosaki can do is try to keep his true feelings under control.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Maybe A Not So Hopeless Romantic by TinaalovesMints reviews
A day indulging in romance novels at the park turns into an afternoon that a teenage hopeless romantic could only hope for.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Unconditional by imforever reviews
Flynn Rider never had a mother. That doesn't mean he envied Rapunzel for having two.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Catching Rider by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. A disgruntled palace guard captures Flynn Rider, but he's missing a few details. Like the fact that Rider is dating the princess, for example. Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Dream by DarkHairedVeela reviews
Longshot teaches Smellerbee a not so conventional way of coping. But they would survive this. It would be okay.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
That One Thing by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. Flynn has a little talk with the king, man to man. Hinted Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Flynn R., The King - Complete
From Wherever I Am To You by Pandora Diane MacMillan reviews
Covers the time when Tuxedo Kamen has just been captured by Queen Beryl. It answers a mystery that has haunted fans for years i.e. why did Tuxedo Kamen allow himself to be brainwashed by Queen Beryl?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
My Life by bompeii reviews
My mom is a superhero. My dad ... well, I don't actually know at the moment. In three days I went from high school punching bag to becoming best friends with the Teen Titans' next generation. Everything's changed; a new dawn has broken through my life.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,069 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Raven
Hatred Makes the Demigod Walks by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
In a subway, after the fall of Kronos, a demigod contemplates her failures and her dreams' murderers. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
A Dragon Gone Mad by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Short drabble on Toothless after Hiccup was killed in a battle. Unrelated drabbles now available. Named after first shot. Some gore, rated T. Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Abnormally Attracted to Sin by rambling procrastinator reviews
Her eyes linger on his mouth and she crosses her arms, feeling the need to hold onto something. "They say it's bad for you." "'They' say a lot of things," Kurosai drawls."That wasn't much of a reform speech." A oneshot of Kuro/Teru vignettes about smoking
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Teru's Response by fowlfan reviews
Sequel to Teru's Message. '"I'm not closing my eyes." He had meant to sound stern, but his voice came out scared. "Come on, it's more interesting this way!" she replied.' More interesting indeed. T just because I'm paranoid.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Teru's Message by fowlfan reviews
Teru emails Daisy for advice about kissing, leaving Kurosaki in an embarrassing position. Rated T just to be safe. Check out the sequel, Teru's Response!
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Forgotten Hero by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
One of Kronos' minions' thoughts, a half-blood who only wants to be a hero, as he lays dying on the field, sixteen years old. Death ahead, but not too touching, so tissues are optional. You know how they babble when they're gonna die. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
The Times of Day by Puff Pastry Breadbug reviews
Dawn's off-key singing, Noon's excessive shopping, and Dusk's tea obsession... Will the Lower House ever have any peace? Not on my watch, they won't. FINISHED!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
To Fear by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless seldom felt fear. Like the Vikings, dragons have stubborn problems. What he never knows is that one human hatchling you accidentally met in a forest can cause you to feel such fear when you can obviously cook him in one breath. Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by Midori Akita reviews
What happens when Axel busts in on Roxas' wedding?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
An Empty Tin Can's Pain by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Alphonse thought that the advantage he had when he was a bodiless armor was that nothing will be able to give him pain. He was wrong. Pain has no boundary. It touches everyone. Short drabble, not much spoiler except if you're a total newbie. T for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Special by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
The answer to why the Gates took Edward's leg instead of something more significant, like his sight or something similar. No pairing. Edwardcentric. T to be safe, though nothing I can warn you of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Medicine? by cuttie-shika reviews
Teru wakes up in the middle of the night... Teru-centric.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
London Bridge by Midori Akita reviews
The art of gift giving is never mastered, especially when you need nursery rhymes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Why Do You Run? by GleekingSam reviews
Follows the anime series. Juliet is running away from Romeo on the streets of Neo Verona. Will he catch up to her? Or is she too quick? One-shot.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Romeo, Juliet
The Princess and The Stableboy by Princess Lucy reviews
A Narnian type fairytale based on elements from several different fairy tales
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Kiss Me Through the Phone by TsukiNoKagura reviews
After finding out about the true identity of DAISY, Teru decided to keep it as a secret. But what if Kurosaki knew about her discovery? Fluffy One-shot! May contain spoilers.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Let it Bleed by Igor Lollipop reviews
Profile for better summary. The worlds are in danger once more as are the Princesses of Heart. A secret document reveals that there are an additional four princesses. When it comes to a quest for power, what you already know may not be enough. SxK RoxNam
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,369 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sora, Naminé - Complete
Hiei's sugar rush: where's my Candy by sweetfiresnow reviews
Hiei is grounded from Candy and is a little nuts. NOt as good as the first two. Rated M for Language
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hiei
Nobody's by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Yuusuke's no hero, and he'll let no one say otherwise. Heroes don't get up, because they don't fall.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Hansel and GreatNowI'mHungryetel by Meltha reviews
During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Radiant Alphabet Project by Firey Chronicles reviews
ひらがな光源氏計画 AR. AyaTei Five year old Teito trying to master the phonetics. One-Shot.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ayanami, Teito K. - Complete
Hiei's sugar rush:Chocolate bunny by sweetfiresnow reviews
The title says it!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Hiei's sugar rush: Pixie sticks by sweetfiresnow reviews
The title basically says it but here goes: Yusuke gives hiei some pixie sticks and well theres some chaos, a little falling, some sweat drops, and the worlds second best sugar rush candy! Please tell me what you think of this FanFic its my second one!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hiei, Yusuke U.
Jack the Giant KillMeNow er by Meltha reviews
The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow White and the Just King by Simply Ella reviews
Set during the Golden Age of Narnia. A Narnian version of Snow White. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The River God's Wife by Measured reviews
Her husband only returns on nights when the moon is full. Haku/Chihiro future family fic.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Cherish the Thunder by Grey's Princess reviews
A glimpse of Haruhi and Tamaki's relationship through Ranka's eyes
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ranka/Ryōji F. - Complete
This Life Without You by Normality-Isn't-Normal reviews
What would have happened, if Romeo had not reached Juliet in time? If he had to live alone, without his love? Could he have ever been happy? Or is it true what they say, 'one cannot live without the other...? Oneshot.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
Christmas with a Kiss Under the Mistletoe by percabeth777 reviews
One-shot and co-written. When Ms.Jackson throws a Christmas party, Percy is forced into a tux, many of his friends show up, all along with many more surprises. Can a small green plant sort things out between percy and Annabeth? Percabeth! Happy Holidays!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
RumpelStillAsCrazyAsEvertskin by Meltha reviews
The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Quiescent by ancient-relic reviews
His love for her was subtle, but strong.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/7/2008 - [Kagome H., Hiei] - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Highest Room, Tallest Tower by InChrist-Billios reviews
A humorous recording of someone's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. It's supposed to be cheesy. Bring your own chips for free nachos! Read it and laugh.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Not All Surprises are Pleasant REWRITE SEE PROFILE by InChrist-Billios reviews
COMPLETE: A princess is unwillingly engaged to a duke's son, but no one except the king knows why. A kidnapping, struggle of heart, and many other things combine to make this tale not quite of the normal variety, though it sounds a little cliché to start
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,576 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Stealing a kiss by Silvery Mist reviews
[Royai] Why do you read romance novels, Riza?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Lament for Jesse by Wildly Obsessed reviews
Winnie, why? Takes place right after the end of the movieverse. Jesse's mournful reflections as he sees the grave of the only girl he has ever and will ever love. 17 & love is all that matters.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
So Tell Me Something by Katie 4 Clorith reviews
While reading a romance novel, Aeris is interupted by Cloud who can't sleep. Perhaps he can give her an end to the story. Cloud x Aeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
If I Let Go by AkoyaMizuno reviews
[Oneshot] I am standing behind him, an ectogun leveled less than an inch from the back of his head. Yet my gaze lingers on the words etched into the stone tablet that I found him kneeling in front of. [...] like me, his gaze is glued to the name. Her name
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
Because it mattered by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Because this mattered. More than anything, it mattered. He could have lost her.One Shot. Some Danny angst for you.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Eyes On Me by shirozora reviews
The three top rules of love. Rule one: Don't fall in love with your best friend. Rule two: Don't have the hots for your brother's girlfriend. Rule three: Don't combine the aforementioned rules. Too late. [AU][Roxiri][Part 5 of 5] [FIN]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,867 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Roxas, Kairi - Complete
The Legend Begins by Janus3003 reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has launched a massive attack on the kingdom of Hyrule, and war has broken loose. In the midst of it all is a young man named Link. Novelization of The Legend of Zelda, the first game, with more characters & events. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Are you my Prince Charming? by Jenny UsPplz reviews
Snow White was a spoiled princess; the Queen was an obsessive parent. Oh, how the tables have turned. COMPLETE (I added 5 chapters at once. XD)
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
The Supply Teacher by Princess-Perfect reviews
Anyone who knows about Alice in Wonderland knows about the mad and furious Queen of Hearts. But what if the Queen of Hearts subtituted for an English class? Read this story to find out!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
These Are the Days by Deplora reviews
FINISHED Credits and Thank You's added. AU Life at college can be tough for everyone, especially Yuffie and Squall Leon. Will eventually be Squffie with a little CloudAerith and SoraKairi thrown in for extra flavoring.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,398 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K. - Complete
Spindles and Roses by SunGold16 reviews
A queen on the verge of insanity, a wizard concealing his true identity, a witch hungry for revenge, a stable boy whose past is shrouded in mystery, and a young girl who must prevent the destruction of her kingdom. Sleeping Beauty, retold.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,287 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
OBLIVIOUS by saj aneri reviews
Lily can't stand James. James can't stand Lily not standing him. It was just a typical cycle until somebody pointed out to James that it's because he sees Lily not just as any other face in the crowd or any other girl. Read, find out, and review..!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,129 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everlasting love by MarshAngel reviews
An alternate universe where Serena and darien find themselves in compromising situations.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2001 - Published: 4/27/2000
The Stone Hearted Princess by Queen reviews
A story not of the Old Silver Millennium, but of the Old Earth, told through the eyes of one whose place in destiny was not as expected.... (complete)
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2001 - Published: 1/30/2001 - Queen Beryl - Complete
A Shepherd's Kiss by Cosmos reviews
A princess seeks vengeance for the murder of her parents, but will she survive the hatred that slowly consumes her?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2001 - Published: 9/4/2000 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Fiore: The Turning Point by Pandora Diane MacMillan reviews
The R Movie as retold by Mamoru
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2000 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete