Clovis15
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Joined 05-12-02, id: 212976
Author has written 13 stories for Robotech/Macross, Trigun, Misc. Games, Sam & Max, Mario, and Soul Blazer Series.
Hello everyone, I am the one known as Clovis Dye, or am I? Odds seem to say that I indeed am. Do you really want to know who I am? Oh wait, of course you do, otherwise you wouldn't be here reading this. I am merely a humble man who has taken his love of Pan-Cakes one step too far... no, that was Pan-Cako. I am like the hunter who chases the elusive mayfly of love or something like that... no, that was Vash the Stampede. Hrmm, oh yeah, I got it! I am Clovis Dye, College Student, and a member of the National Society of Collegiate Scholars (it's true).

So, now that you know who I am, how about I get down to telling you why you should care about the fact that I'm here. You are obviously here because you like to read fanfiction, either that or you like to find geeks to make fun of. If the latter is true then I warn you to not come after me, you don't want to face my alter ego: "3V1L CL0V15 - Elder God of Randomness and Irrelevancy". However, if you came here in search of good writing, then I hope that I can fullfill the job of supplying you with that which you seek.

I am man who has a love of comedy, and it shows in many of my classical older pieces of fanfiction for series such as the 'Super Mario Bros. Cartoon Show' and the delightful world of 'Sam & Max' (note that I have the first 3 Sam & Max fics, I was the one who lobbied for them to add that section). Then there's also my Pan-Cako stories and my Club Vortex (ignore the warning in the first episode, it gets much better after episode 7) stories if you prefer comedy of a more original nature.

However, if it's seriousness you happen to be searching for, I have that too. You might want to read my Robotech piece entitled "Sometimes Men Are Just Like Us" (featured in the second issue of the FF.net column 'Secret of Success' with a rave review), or perhaps even my original story known as "Mixed Blessings". I also have some poems that might interest you as well.

For now, I must bid you adieu. But don't worry, the best is yet to come...

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The Abridged Script Archive: Video Game Edition by Jack Bullions reviews
Ongoing. Content LS. Editing Room inspired work. A collection of short mockery scripts for video games I find abominable. Star Ocean 2: The Second Story added
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 6/27/2002
Final Fantasy CCCLXXVIII by Al Kristopher reviews
A sweeping saga full of pulse-pounding action, heart-wrenching drama, tearful romance, humor, and memorable characters. ...Aw, who am I kidding, this is what happens when the people at Square run out of ideas for their games.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002
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All's Fair in Love and War reviews
A breif snippet of life occuring after the end of the show; even if Meryl has feelings for Vash, she may very well kill him before they can come to fruition. This was part of a larger story project I never finished, but I felt this part worked by itself.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
Terranigma: Diary of the Forgotten Ark reviews
After the defeat of Dark Gaia, the two Arks were again seperated. One got to live with the Elle of the lightside, the other got the short end of the proverbial stick. Let's imagine now that we can speak with the Darkside's Ark one last time.
Soul Blazer Series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2002
Trouble on Yoshi's Island reviews
Nefarious no good deeds are being done on Yoshi's Island. Can Mario set things right? Originally written back in '97 for the now defunct Cartoons section of smbhq.com website.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/7/2002
Dr. Koopa Heisenstien reviews
Koopa enlists the help of a scientist in his plans to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Originally written back in '97 for the now defunct Cartoons section of smbhq.com website.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2002
A Tale of Two Luigis reviews
Will King Koopa's plans to take over the Mushroom Kingdom using a clone of Luigi Succeed? Originally written back in '97 for the now defunct Cartoons section of smbhq.com website.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/7/2002
Mission: Implausible reviews
Can Mario save the Princess with his Super Duper Handy Dandy Spykit? Originally written back in '97 for the now defunct Cartoons section of smbhq.com website.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2002
When Fanfics Go Bad reviews
Find out what can happen to authors who promise fanfics, but never write them! It seems that even the characters in the fanfics themselves can get tired of waiting! (Also contains characters from Trigun)
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2002
Sam & Max: Hit the Evil reviews
Sam & Max take on the Raincoat Corporation in a parody of Resident Evil. Written back in '98.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Sam & Max: Hit the Hoods reviews
Sam and Max go searching the Ghetto to find a man named Buff. Written back in '98.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Sam & Max: Hit the Mall reviews
Sam and Max take a trip to the Mall to go gun shopping. Written back in '98.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2002
Medievia: Multifacetations of Life reviews
A poem written in tribute to the MUD community phenomena known as Medievia that ate a huge chunk of my life for a period of time a while back.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2002
Evil 'Auto' Motives reviews
The owner of a failing car shop attempts to revive his buisness with the bounty money on Vash's head, can he pull it off?
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/12/2002
Sometimes Men Are Just Like Us reviews
A psychologist aboard the SDF-1 writes Henry Gloval a letter about what he fears to be a grave problem.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2002