The Beast-King Beyond The Wall
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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2129855, Profile Updated: 02-20-20
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, Game of Thrones, and Worm.

My Motto: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, Blind them with utter bullshit.

Name: Fox. (did you think i'd tell you ma real name?)

age: 23.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

To-Do list:

1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever pizza laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.

23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoloured dinosaurs!

25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

(credit to half-backed chunky monkey the original maker of this list)


If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, Xaja Silversheen, XxRandom NemesisxX, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, The Beast-King Beyond The Wall.


The Laws of Anime

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


Quotes:

Doctor who: The Snowmen

Jenny: Madame Vastra will ask you questions. You will confine yourself to single word responses. One word only. Do you understand?
Clara: Why?
Madame Vastra: Truth is singular. Lies are words, words, and words. You met the Doctor, didn't you?
Clara: Yes.
Madame Vastra: And, now, you've come looking for him again. Why?
Jenny: [as Clara hesitates] Take your time. One word only.
Clara: Curiosity.
Madame Vastra: About?
Clara: Snow.
Madame Vastra: And about him?
Clara: Yes.
Madame Vastra: What do you want from him?
Clara: Help.
Madame Vastra: Why?
Clara: Danger.
Madame Vastra: Why would he help *you*?
Clara: [taken aback] Kindness.
[Jenny looks to Madame Vastra]
Madame Vastra: The Doctor is not kind.
Clara: No?
Madame Vastra: No. The Doctor doesn't help people. Not anyone, not ever. He stands *above* this world and doesn't interfere in the affairs of its inhabitants. He is not your salvation, nor your protector. Do you understand what I am saying to you?
Clara: Words.
[Madame Vastra is now taken aback, her lie called out. Jenny looks proudly at Clara]
Madame Vastra: He was... different, once. A long time ago. Kind, yes. A hero, even. The saver of worlds. But he suffered losses that hurt him. Now, he prefers isolation to the possibility of pain's return. Kindly choose a word to indicate your understanding of this.
Clara: Man.
[Madame Vastra looks to Jenny, who imperceptibly but enthusiastically nods rapidly]

Augus: Can't even handle a fall from the heavens. You lack training!

Asura's Wrath

Augus: Relax son, enjoy every moment! You fight, then eat good food. You fight, then drink fine wine. You fight, then sleep with beautiful women. Hell, figh with beautiful women! That is what it means to live.

Asura's Wrath

fanfiction:

Jiraiya: That Gaki has a harem...LET ME GO, I MUST SEE MY FUTURE MEAL TICKET OF IDEAS...and my godson too.

NARUTO MYSTERIOUS POWER chapter 17

Lee: If somehow you are right, which I do not believe it will be, I will devour 100 packets of Guy-Sensei's super ninja cuisine at once!

TenTen: --look's at lee like he's crazy-- Lee, they banned those things after the last time you did that...your appartment's bathroom was deemed condemmed!

NARUTO MYSTERIOUS POWER chapter 24

Dumbledore: Are you daft! Resort her to Gryffindor! I need her with Harry to bring him back to the Light!

Sorting hat: Then YOU'RE the daft one, Headmaster! The majority of students in Slytherin are already demented, she'll fit in perfectly!

Dumbledore: I insist you resort her! She is part of a Light-sided family, she MUST be in Gryffindor!

Sorting hat: And I'm telling you, NO WAY! You haven't seeing what's in this girl's mind! Harry's not perfect, but he doesn't deserve that!

Ginny: "WHAT! How DARE you not put me with my Harry! Resort me! NOW! --trying to put the hat back on her head--

Sorting hat: No way! Not Happening! --hiding behind McGonagall-- Your head's scary!

Cheshires Grin chapter 10


Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

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King of Thrones by Jaehaerys.Joestar reviews
The Game Has Changed: All over the known world, people awaken to find metal devices on their arms and pieces of paper with strange images. Some embrace it, others use it out of necessity, and others just have no idea what is going on. Warrior or scholars, lord or small-folk. They shall become Duelists. No set pairings for now. M for ASOIAF. No YGO characters planned. 1-2 MC a land.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,210 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11h - Published: 11/23/2019 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Davos S.
Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,140 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 3,991 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Skitter
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations, friends, and enemies.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 107 - Words: 885,656 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 192 - Words: 847,225 - Reviews: 12864 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 4,986 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/4/2005
Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket Remastered (2021 Edition) by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Chapter 71 is now up! Admit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Watch as they fall into a downward spiral of misfortune and randomness as they aim to claim some shred of success in their adventure. Rated T for violence and language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 52,469 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Team Rocket
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 224 - Words: 2,328,369 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/19/2020 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Ancient Legos by TCGM reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,625 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 10/28/2017
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,185 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Exalted by Abel Sephaos-Retired Account reviews
When a being grown out of control threatens the very existence of the Sea of Souls, the Proprietor takes an extra step to stack the deck in his favor. Arisato Minato didn't know how to feel about the entire situation other than irritated.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 270,135 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Minato A./Makoto Y., T. Koneko - Complete
Naruto Noir by Drakai reviews
Wee find Naruto once again running for his life. Nothing new, right. Ah, but take care, Marvelites. Nobody knows what lurks behind each corner.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.]
Demigod by Drakai reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Naruto was found by one of the Ancient Greek Goddesses? Well, let's see, shall we? Warning Smart/Strong/Godlike/Naruto, SauSaku bashing Rated T for safety; NarutoxFemKyuubixOCxLadyxFemHakuxKurenaixMizukage
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Lady/Mary, Naruto U., Haku, Kurenai Y.]
Chosen of Eilistraee by Drakai reviews
At the bridge in Wave, Naruto's dark secret is revealed. See what happens when Naruto turns out to be one of the Ilythiiri, and Kyuubi is not what it seems. Haku is a guy, Sasu\Saku bashing, pairing Naru\FemKyuu\Tsunami Godlike\Very Powerfull\Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Tsunami, Kyuubi/Kurama]
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
The Kitsune in the Leaves by Raziel777 reviews
Sonic and Naruto Crossover! A mysterious group of ninjas show up in search of the chaos emeralds, sending Sonic into the greatest battle of his life. And when Tails awakens the spirit of the Legendary Nine Tailed Demon Fox, all Hell will break loose.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 355,390 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sonic, Tails, Naruto U.
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 731,792 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 10063 - Favs: 8,349 - Follows: 7,160 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 87 - Words: 582,026 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/14/2011
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 131 - Words: 786,594 - Reviews: 3317 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009
XenoVerse: Tyson, the Saiyan Descendant by MasterRenegadeX reviews
When history has been tampered with, the Supreme Kai of Time and Trunks summon Shenron and call upon a warrior that can help them defend it. Tyson, a human boy, who also has Saiyan blood in him, is summoned and embarks on an adventure that he never even expected. Watch as he makes friends, rivals, and enemies, as he tries his best to defend all of Dragon Ball history. Can he do it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, OC
Tired by Brian Bloomfield reviews
A accident happens in Robotropolis that changes the way the freedom fighters look at Tails forever. Can Amy help bridge the gap between Tails and the Freedom Fighters, or has their already been too much damage to turn back? Completed
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
Ascension Book One: Bloodline by megamatt09 reviews
AU. The Rewrite! There is much more to Harry Potter than meets the eye. Much more. Book One of Four. Harry/Kara/Faora/Diana/Karen/Multi. Massive harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 415,523 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,151 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7159 - Favs: 15,183 - Follows: 11,732 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
What a Dramatic Life by Mumei Mu reviews
He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 629,843 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
Uzumaki X by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto gets sent to the X-Men Evolution universe. Your basic chaos ensues. Harem is set as Naruto*Phoenix*Rogue*X-23/Laura. As always, no like, no read. As of Chapter 17, story has been bumped to M-rated.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Naruto U.
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Son of the Moon by Romulus Magnus reviews
Harry falls asleep wishing for a family and finds himself in Equestria. Not slash. Will contain Harry/Twilight/Trixie/Applejack/Fluttershy/Rarity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,465 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
My Musings by Kolarthecool reviews
A collection of challenges, oneshots and plot bunnies. Will be majorly Naruto and Harry Potter stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 5128 - Favs: 7,653 - Follows: 6,272 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 5,904 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Reading: Sun's Heir, Death's Guardian by Engineer4Ever reviews
A Reading of Bonesboy15's on going trilogy, Sun's Heir, Death's Guardian. Let's see how the Percy Jackson cast react to a new face in a conflict that has past for them. Post Son of Neptune. Sequel out!
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,703 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10276 - Favs: 24,716 - Follows: 14,172 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 6,216 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11508 - Favs: 16,610 - Follows: 11,141 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lost and The Found by Dreams of Shadows reviews
For Alex it is a boring day- until Akatsuki kidnap her. But heres the weird thing- everyone is being 'nice'. Then she learns of her true identity, a hidden past and a dark secret- she was designed to be something more than shinobi, something much darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
A Fistful of Shepards by thebluninja reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 6,988 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto:life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,187 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Erasing History by padawan lynne reviews
When his family is killed by someone he once called a friend, Harry is devastated. Thrown back in time, he decides to change history and save his family. After all, no one ever said what time the Prophecy had to be fulfilled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,681 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Da Razor Show by Nepezi reviews
Remake of the original, makes fun of anything and everything
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Training Tails by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
Tails in Sonic Sat AM is woefully underused, mainly as kidnap bait and a cheering section. But what if he had a chance to improve himself? When he gets sent to another dimension by Robotnik's dimensional portal ray, he gets that chance. BadassBookworm!Tails. Crossover with Dragon Ball. Chapters 29-31 up! There will be two sequel stories Traveller Tails, and Lylat Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,901 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tails - Complete
SpiderMan's Guide to Superheroics by paycheckgurl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Spider-Man is tasked with creating a guidebook for new superoheros and this is the result.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Dragon Kitsune Knight by Isom reviews
I got the request for a remake of Kitsune Dragon knight, and here it is. Sasuke bashing. naruto harem. strong/smart/powerful Naruto. Expect idiocy form the council. changed name since it is a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hollow Inari by VFSNAKE reviews
He had died. Died at the hands of the people he had protected. All for bringing the traitor home. So few loved him. So many hated him. In the darkness, he would grow stronger, and one day return anew. Not as a man or demon...but as a GOD! THE HOLLOW GOD!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,368 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
The final book Reading Broken Bow by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
The Olympians have read the Percy Jackson series. They think they know everything. But, a final book still remains...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,595 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Vogon Fanfiction by uberwrite reviews
Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Sonic Truth or Dare by DragonMaster77 reviews
It is back officially I mean so come on in and dare your favorite Sonic characters. Session 2 now up.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011
SONIC ULTIMATE DARE CHALLENGE by Troy168 reviews
Welcome to the ULTIMATE DARE CONTEST where your favorate sonic characters are places in challenges made by you in order to win the ULTIMATE PRIZE.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
The Past learns the Future by ginnyrules27 reviews
The Great Kings of the Future send a great gift to the lions of the past. A chance to learn of the future. Will Ahadi learn of Taka's jealousy? Will Mufasa grow up and accept that Sarabi will be his mate? *Before Taka became Scar*
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,933 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Scar/Taka, Mufasa - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
United in Battle: Episode II by Carey Ann Lupin reviews
On the way home to Coruscant, the Jedi Council contacts ObiWan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. It is decided that they will go to Earht to get some help for the protection of Padme. Contains: Charmed, Star Wars, Harry Potter, InuYasha, XMen, and Fantastic Fo
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Harry P.
Digital Ninja by sunwraith reviews
Naruto is sent to the digital world by Kamui. There he is partnered up with two digimon. When he enters the human world, DATS is after, but a great evil lurks behind every corner. how will they handle the Seven Great Demon Lords?
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,778 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Dark Apprentice by padawan lynne reviews
When Voldemort decides to take Harry Potter as his apprentice instead of killing him, the Wizarding World is in for a shock. Goodbye Harry Potter, hello Lord Raiden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008
Not an anbu yet by vanicent reviews
The civilian council denies Naruto the basic education required for entrance to the ninja academy. The Hokage has a solution. Eventual Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Rediscovery by maverick9871 reviews
After the events with Akatasuki fall the ninja world was destroyed with the survivors not far behind. Looking at the ruins of the world Naruto is sent back in time by Gaara to change it where it truly began, during the time of the Shodaimes rule.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,347 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Peace on Earth by pap392 reviews
A Sonic and co. Christmas fun times. All OCs invited! Couples: Sonamy, Shadblaze, Knuxouge, slight Crails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,001 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Amy, Sonic
Total Sonic Action by Cory the Hedgehog reviews
Who's ready for more torture? Brought to you by your insane game host, JoAnne the Fox/ COry the Hedgehog. Send in your fan characters for a chance to win 1 million rings!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5067 - Favs: 10,255 - Follows: 4,920 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kami's my what by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto finds out not all things in life are simple cut and dry. Especially when you find out your a demigod. Unexpected an surprising Naruto. Semi-dark at times with a touch of the wild side....Sasuke got crabs. Is that enough to scare away fangirls harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Know Your Stars: Sonic by bunnyrave1 reviews
A know your stars with Sonic characters.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Fox Sage by pharaoh-90 reviews
What if the fox decides to help Naruto, instead of hurt him? How will everyone react when they learn that not only has the fox trained Naruto, but he is free as well? -on hiatus pending the development of a plot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
KitsuneDragon Knight by Isom reviews
Naruto has been betrayed and he gains the power of Kyuubi and a powerful new ally Team 7 bashing. Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,509 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Total Sonic Island by Cory the Hedgehog reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! Sorry for not having it be any longer...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Sonic
Naruto Sleepover: Where the Impossible is Possible by Believing in tomorrow reviews
Slightly being re-written. Chaos & hilarity ensue when two kunoichi host a slumber party & invite the Naruto gang, Orochimaru & Kabuto, plus the infamous Akatsuki over their house in the absence of their mother. Sachiko seems to have a covert plan though…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15872 - Favs: 10,361 - Follows: 7,889 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Xmen by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto life changes when an ancient evil messes with his life. He is then changed into something stronger then a Kage. A mutant. Pairing undecided yet. Starts off mostly X-men in first chapter but goes Naruto after that.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,403 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Warriors Use IM! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Yeah, this idea has been used before, but not like this! Expect randomness!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,928 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
Yugioh Truth or Dare Complete Finally by EdandAlscatLovesRyouBakura reviews
the YGO cast plays truth or dare I finally decided to complete it LOL
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style by xXSkyexSasukeXx reviews
This is your host Trisha! At my party, we will be playing truth or dare with all of your favorite Naruto characters! Truth or Dare them by reviewing me! No M-rated stuffs, and no flames about me or my story please! Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008
Sonic Meets Star Trek by JerichoRaccoon941 reviews
A Sonic the Hedgehog/Star Trek crossover. Starts in TOS, and then moves forward to TNG era. Will contain SonicxSally. Rated T for moderate language.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sonic
Sonic Truth Or Dare Tournament by BlazingStarz reviews
Sonic and the gang are looking for chaos emeralds when they find themselves playing Hazelnut's game of truth or dare... My first fic!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15358 - Favs: 24,954 - Follows: 10,273 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: The Puppet King by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED.Uzumaki Naruto travels to Suna, and there he stumbles upon the old place of Sasori. Naruto trains to become the best Puppet user in the world, all with the help of the Hokage. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Evolution by sexybitchxoxoxo reviews
A new world, new people, and a whole new way of life. Naruto now finds himself in a world where people possess powers that would make any ninja jealous. How will he adapt to his new settings? NarutoXmen:Evolution crossover
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,010 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto's truth and dare party! by Lawlizilla reviews
With Sasuke back in Konoha everything is back to normal. NOT! A mysterious voice comes to challenge Naruto and his friends. And that challenge is Truth Or Dare.DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Wolf and the Fox by Kunaiswarm reviews
AU: Naruto has always had a demon fox imprisoned in him. What happens when the fox is actually innocent of it's violent past? Will everyone forgive the fox and Naruto, and why am I hearing a mad cackle in the background, ... oh wait that's just Kefka. RXR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,051 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sonic Titans by Shadowspeed2020 reviews
As villians become more frequent,Sonic and his friends team up with the Teen Titans,and face many threats together.Old friends return,as do old enemies,and romance for two who are so like each other in so many ways.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Shadow, Raven - Complete
Donna Noble's Travelling With the Doctor Rulebook by LuckyBlackCat reviews
Donna left behind a rulebook for future companions of of the Doctor.One short story for each rule to explain why it is a rule. Often very silly, doesn't reflect current writing ability, but it was all in good fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Life as A Fox RM by Kosmic reviews
Life as A Fox Remastered. An old story I did along time a go redone. I wanted to make it better and longer. Please R&R and if anyone thinks that my grammar is bad I will look into getting a bata reader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Cause I'm the REAL Harry by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry comes to terms with the hell that is his life and something Dumbledore thought he had taken care of all those years ago comes back, with a vengeance. Pray for those that are his enemies. Harry/to be decided. IndependentHarry ManipulativeDumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P.
Going To Boarding School With the Naruto Peeps! by LelaRosia reviews
An American girl goes to a boarding school with the Naruto charecters and has a series of adventures.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
FanWhat? by PowerCorrupts reviews
Oh, no. Naruto and Sasuke have discovered Fan-fiction. What crazyness am I going to let them get into? Only i know. What fun we shall all have. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life as A Fox by Kosmic reviews
Naruto gets turned into a fox pup. No one understands him. Hinata decides to keep him as a pet. Naruto learns a lot of new things. NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sonic College: Series by CyberFire0502 reviews
When Sonic and the gang are forced to go to college they discover that it's not at all what they expected. There are no rules and no classes and it might be the best term of their lives! Your fan characters are accepted in this story! Read to find out how
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 62,274 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sonic, Shadow
Harry Potter and the Lord of the Star Wars by Mody08 reviews
The three main bad guys of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars face off against the united forces of the good guys of the same books! Rated T for some mild swearing.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Know Your Stars: Sonic EditionPART II by Tailsie reviews
Hey, remember me? My first know your stars: sonic edition got deleted but I'm still continuing my mini legacy! Please read! And review! email me if you want me to send you the first one in case you haven't read it. WARNING: Severe stupidity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006
Taismo Taisolly by iluvtails reviews
Tails, still hurt by the loss of Cosmo, stumbles across another girl who amazingly is a fox with two tails. She also has recently come across a great loss. Comforting each other, Tails has to decide weather this is a new love or is he stuck in the Past?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tails, Cosmo
Seed of Love: Part 3: Daisy and Brunis by XT-421 reviews
Eight years after the mariage of Cosmo and Tails, Cosmo's daughter, Daisy Prower, is having problems in school, and tries to hide them from her parents, untill a mysterious wolf-boy appears in her life, and changes it forever...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Seed of Love: Part 1: Tails and Cosmo by XT-421 reviews
A few months after the death of Cosmo, Tails and company have tried to get on with life back on Mobius. Tails is utterly devastated at his beloved's death, but a quirky little robot decides to change all of that...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Of Dreams and Nightmares by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Due to a mission breifing that failed to explain everything, Sakura is stuck in prision with her teammates. To get out she needs to marry one of them, or they'll all be killed. So far, Death is looking like the better option. Sakura x Various Naruto Males
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 8,092 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Prince of Persia: Gamer Within by PlumPigeon reviews
16 year old Alex is cynical, sarcastic and convinced that her ‘warrior within’ couldn’t fight her way out of a wet paper bag. Videogames are her life, but if she’s not careful, they might turn out to be the death of her yet!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,088 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Dr John Smith, DADA Teacher by JTER reviews
Harry Potter crossover. The TARDIS lands at Hogwarts, and the Doctor finds himself taking on the teaching post of defence against the dark arts... and an old friend who's not himself. AU OOTP.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
HARRY POTTER: UNCUT by IslandTala reviews
THEY HARRY POTTER CAST DOES TRUTHS AND DARES FROM THE REVIEWERS. LEAVE YOUR TRUTHSDARES 4 ME TO RIGHT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007
ChibiNaru Complete! by Ranmawho1 reviews
The entire ChibiNaru series in one whole collection! Includes the unpublished ending as well as the Prequel, THe Dream. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
PHOENIX by maverick9871 reviews
Legend has it that a creature that is dies in fire is reborn in fire. Because of the valley of the end Naruto will learn that the fire of legend is his country and Now he has the power to change. The power of the Pheonix. NaruxKurexAnkoxTem others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,058 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Caught! by Davidk92 reviews
Tails is caught trying on Amy's clothes while she's on vacation. What will Amy do to the poor fox? Read and find out.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Tails, Amy
Truth or Dare, My Way: The Sequel! by Uchiha Nara reviews
If you liked the first story, you'll LOVE this one! More dares, truths, and CHAOS than ever before! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,928 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Jedi Master Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto learns at an early age that he is not just a demon vessel but also a decendant of jedis. Follow the story as he learns the truth behind certian beliefs. NarutoXTenten
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,180 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daleks by Midnight Louie Flamingo Fedora reviews
Harry PotterDoctor Who crossover. Voldemort tries to destroy Harry by using the baddies from the New Doctor Who series but he didn't count on the 9th and 10th Doctors following his enemies through the dimensional rift... Spoilers up to 'School Reunion'
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P.
Clash of Ninja by The white dragon rider reviews
The past Avatars send Naruto and squad 7 to the Avatar world to help beat the Fire Nation with the power of the Nine Tailed Fox. My first Avatar story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,250 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
USS InterDev by Raptor Lord Number 3 reviews
A fanfic about a starship called InterDev, manned by people from all over TV and books. A star Trek crossover.Teen titans, Happy days, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Dilbert, Pnkpnther, yvon of the yukon...
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006
Naruto Truth or Dare: No More Secrets by koolaidntoast47 reviews
Two parties, both alike in desperation, one the Yamanaka's and the other the Haruno's. From ancient grudge to new mutiny, the two foes merge their parties to see new desires unfold, emotions unravel, and insanityprevail nejiten naruhina shikaino sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Star Trek Academy by PlumPigeon reviews
[OLD] When a certain omnipotent decides he has had it with all those poorly written fanfics, he sends the unsuspecting authors to Star Trek Academy! Rated T just to be sure. Chapter 16 is up!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,150 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Naruto's fox by Zanndaka reviews
Kyuubi decided to teach naruto a transformation jutsu. Naruto is now a small ninetailed fox for some pretraining training. Naruto learns being a ninetailed fox kit smaller then a house cat is tougher then he ever imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Naruto U.
All Together, Now by goldenwing57 reviews
The Teen Titans, the Avatar and his friends, Team Sonic, along with Cell have all met up in Japan. Unfortunately, so have their enemies. What happens when they all team up? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sounding in the Dark by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,166 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Sonic's Life: It Ain't Pretty by AriesTheHedgehog reviews
Enter the life of the hedgehog we all know and love well... kinda, and find out how its like to live with these people when you're not starring in a game. Trust me, it sucks. CHAPTER 13 UP! REVISED CHAPTER 1 UP!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sonic
Know your stars by Canadian Tom-boy reviews
The voice is back to make fun of the Inuyasha peoples!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Chaos Cerberus by JUMPANDSHOOTMAN reviews
Something I wrote when i was bored, it's a crossover of Sonic X, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball GT, Naruto and Legend of Zelda. And alot of other anime thrown in.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chaos Cerberus S2 by JUMPANDSHOOTMAN reviews
Season 2 of Chaos Cerberus has an all new ending and extended in episodes.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 535 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Teen Titans by in these chains reviews
Voldemort knows where to find THE weapon. It is a purple crystal that can send a wave of destruction up to a mile long. Trouble. And when there's trouble, Dumbledore knows who to call - TEEN TITANS!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004
Pat and Kat teach at Hogwarts by Star Katt reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
When the Inu gang Goes to School by Stripe reviews
Rated to be safe.Characters from Inuyasha are dragged into the real world,and now they have to face the horrors of...My school.Poor Inu gang.Poor deans. -Complete-
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Bloody Hell! by InuyashaAndKagomeLover reviews
Well, the story is a Harry Potter and Inuyasha Crossover, but it starts after Chapter Ten. Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,751 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Time toss by Eva aka Pinkfox reviews
Voldemort is up to something new. Sending our hero's trough time? Harry Potter/Star Trek:The Next Generation cross-over.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
Sonic Online by Tornado Allie reviews
Allie and Samantha have been best friends since before they can remember. What will happen when they meet the Sonic gang? Finished October 11, 2003, continued November 6, 2003
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
The Robotnik Complex by Brian Bloomfield reviews
Pollution destroys the earth and only one teenage soldier makes it into space. 2,522 years later he crashlands on Mobius, where he is assisted by the Freedom Fighters. Can Mobius's fate depend on one soldier with a final mission to finish? FINISHED!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,616 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Complete
The New Kid on Mobius by The Mystery Writer reviews
A new mysterious human lands on Mobius do to a new invention of Robotnik's but what the Freedom Fighters don’ know it this human maybe the most intelligent being known in the alpha quadrant or more! Crossover sort of Sonic and Star Trek technology
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2002
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My Wild (Second) Life in Westeros reviews
The last thing I expected when I died was to wake up in a world of Fire and Ice and with superpowers as well! But I'm here now and will have to do the best I can to survive, be It fighting or playing The Game. After all, Winter is Coming.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/22/2020 - Published: 5/22/2019
Deus Ex Worm reviews
You know, when I fell asleep I expected to wake up In my bed the next day, not as a digital ghost! Regardless I plan on making the best of this and doing everything I can to save this world! Once I get myself a body, that is...
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/22/2020 - OC, Dragon
Sonic Truth Or Dare By Jackattack555 reviews
Not a continuation, but a Re-posting. Re-read the madness and fun of... SONIC TRUTH OR DARE! Complete.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 91 - Words: 202,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, OC - Complete
Welcome To Equestria, My Human reviews
Benjamin never asked to be transported to a new world, or to lose most of his memories. But it has happened and he will have to make the best of it, helping new friends, working out how he got here and fighting bad guys every now then, but he knowns one thing for sure, and that is that things are not going to be boring. OCXHarem. CANCELLED.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack, OC - Complete
Sonic, Jedi's, Ninja's, Suger, insanity and Earth reviews
basiccly the sonic, star wars and naruto crew stuck on earth in a manshine, with two insane authors. co authered with StarVix. CANCELED,
Crossover - Star Wars & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Luke S., Tails