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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2129889, Profile Updated: 08-23-13
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hey

My names Kiki and I'm currently living in the very rainy country of England, Its as bad as Forks here honestly.

My account was made in 2009! In the beginning I was a 100% dedicated reader, then I built up the nerve to start writing and, you know how life takes over I stopped. Though I haven't always been writing I've been reading and I'm inspired to start writing again!

Stories:

I've deleted all my stories. Having written them a few years ago I don't think they're the best I could have done. I'm older now and more mature and I have experienced life more so I want to start anew and incorporate my experiences into my stories. I will be re-writing one of the stories I started on and that's what I'm currently working on.

Much love

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pickup Truck by MaryElizabeth23 reviews
A Teambella23 Fic: Freckled, sunburned, and scraped, our lives are lived barefoot and sandy, rolling under the baking sun and surfing the salty water—young, wild, and brave. Volkswagens, bonfires, and "You call that a pickup truck?" We were born into this, but we won't be like them. We're invincible. We're seventeen. We're smarter than that. What's the worst that can happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,944 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Black Silk Tie by sospecial21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Angels Fall by VenomInMyBlood reviews
He knew what we were doing was wrong. But that didn't stop him from sneaking into my bedroom at night. The love we have for each other will destroy us in the end. And that day, two angels will fall. Incest. Bella/Edward. All human. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Candy by Danifaith12345 reviews
Bella Swan the to herself innocent girl of Forks, might be pregnant by the school's heartbreaking player, Edward Masen. How did this come about ? And what will she do now? AH. Same story, different PenName! Rated M for some Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,982 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11891 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Baby Group by lauren2246 reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a baby group for teenage parents, and soon embark on a journey of love. All Human.. Contains mention of rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13138 - Favs: 8,716 - Follows: 4,746 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Is A Crime, You Heard? by MagicalMemories reviews
Bella Swan, a seventeen year old delinquent, finds her mother home one day with her new boyfriend,Edward Cullen, and Bella wants nothing more than to get her hands on the sex god. Stealing's a crime, and from your own mother?Fine,fresh,fierce.BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business or Pleasure by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward a lawyer who has just broken up with his cheating ex meets Bella who is having trouble getting the point across to her boss that she does not want to sleep with him while on a business trip. I own NOTHING Twilight! There WILL be GRAPHIC LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,459 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Place to Call Home by masia reviews
A 'house-guest' awaits the Cullens as they make the move from Alaska to Forks. Who is she and what does she want? Even Alice cannot see the impact she will have on the future of the family, especially Edward. Not your average All Vampire fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,306 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Lovers by desiccated-hearts reviews
•Claire/Michael• Hiding, deceiving, lusting, will their love last when Claire decides she's done enough damage to her friends and leaves? What'll happen when Michael is determined to find her? • Rated M • Story on Hiatus •
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Claire D., Michael G.] Shane C., Eve R.
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Monumental Moments by aseriesofhellos reviews
When Bella walked in on her husband with his secretary she had no idea how to move past it. Luckily a certain Edward Masen was there to help pick her up off the floor... literally. A story about growth, friendship, and ultimately love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Unwanted Arrangement by Greenfairyrose reviews
ON HISTAS, SORRY! Bella is being sent away to marry heir to the throne of England... Prince Edward. She believed the future is bleak, however, Edward might not be an Unwanted Arrangement.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,432 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tongue Tied by loyalluv reviews
Bella is loud&blunt&crude. Emmett is her bro, Jasper is Alice's lover. Edward is Alices bro that Bella has never met. So how is painfully shy Edward gonna handle Alice's crazy ass friends? How is he gonna handle falling in love with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,383 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
War of the Roses by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,927 - Reviews: 12349 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kiss My Ass by Cookie Monster 16 reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Crazy Life by celtic mommy reviews
Bella's life is thrown upside down after a night with Edward, with her best friend picking up the pieces. Letters are written, rejection received. Bella moves on only to come face to face with her past a few years down the road. AH/pretty OOC/M for reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marry Me, Please! by Book-Luver-00 reviews
Edward is a big time lawyer, and is the Devil to many who work for him. Bella is his assistant, and she just loathes him to the point that she wants to kill him. But one day Edward's job is on the line, and he needs Bella's help. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blind date from hell? by bebe86 reviews
Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,173 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mischievous Dare by Sabyn1993 reviews
Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances by Mercury-Serenity reviews
Today I started in a new school. My father sent me to live with my Aunt in La Push after he discovered me in a very compromising situation. Imagine a sixteen year old teenager, in the heat of passion with her legs spread open and a boy in between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 143,632 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Embry, Paul - Complete
Unexpected, Unprotected, Unaffected? reviews
After witnessing something no married woman should have to, Bella turns to the only thing that can truly help her forget: Vodka. Drinking at a bar on the busiest night of the week, flirting with strangers and speaking your mind...What's the worst that could happen? C/Couples and Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Bella, Edward