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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2129919, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

New profile: April 27, 2012:

Probably no one cares, but...I'm having a rare diary moment and you're getting the brunt of it.

I haven't done the Botox and filler...yet. But I have the numbing cream and the doc said to call whenever I'm ready.

My children are giving me simultaneous acne and wrinkles. Okay, the acne might not be their fault. Wrinkles - 100% them. Adore them. Hope they move out soon.

I suck at review replies because...I have a job and a husband and three kids who are constantly in need of a chauffeur, cook, maid, laundress dictator. I'm very hit and miss with replying and I apologize for that. But I read and treasure every review, favorite, and alert.

xxjayhawkbb


Old profile: Profiles can be so misleading...I could really write whatever I want here. Hmmmm...too bad I'm a sucky liar, except when it comes to hiding new purchases (usually shoes) from my husband!

I used to think I was old...when I was 39.

I just turned 40 and I don't think that's old at all! I had a huge party and had a great time. Then I went to the dermatologist two days later and had a frank discussion about fillers and botox. lol I mean, that's true, but it's totally cliche for someone who just had a "milestone" birthday. I haven't decided yet what I'll do... decisions, decisions. heh heh For the record, the appointment wasn't just for cosmetic reasons. I had a couple of odd-looking spots removed from my arm. That's what I get for baking myself with baby oil for so many years as a teenager.

I'm totally mad at my best friend... like potentially friendship-ending mad. She can't keep her mouth shut about anything, which is a recent development. We've been best friends more than 20 years. Hypocritically, I'm also mad at my sister for keeping her mouth shut about something and letting me be blindsided by someone else in our family. Great. Hypocrisy is one of my pet peeves and so I'm also pissed at myself. It's been an active week.

I'm married, have three mostly great kids, a full-time job that I really, really like. I also have a fantastic bunch of girlfriends who will drink copious amounts of alcohol with me and eat chocolate cake right out of the pan. Not usually at the same time because beer and chocolate don't taste good together.

So, there you have it. I'm old, boring, and mostly happy.

You can find me on Twitter... @ksjojo. My tweets are locked, but I'll add you and follow back. I'm not on there very often because I'm easily distracted and I will spend hours looking around there. But I do occasionally post teasers... okay, once. I posted a teaser once. But I'm trying to be better. :)


Update: April 27, 2012: readergoof made a beautiful banner for NHB that I love, and it only took me one entire month (okay, a little longer) to sit down at the computer long enough to figure out how to do the linky thing again. Old brain. Link below...I THINK it works. :)

http://s1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/jayhawkbb/?action=viewt=NoHoldsBarredbyjayhawkbbcopy.jpg

Update: September 5, 2011: Melee03 made two ridiculously cool banners for AUA: http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/melee1970/Blinkies/8.jpg?t=1312334578

And another: http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/melee1970/Blinkies/8-1.jpg?t=1312334669

And also one by edieeden: http://i54.tinypic.com/119um1g.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

Thanks, ladies! :)

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The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be? O/S for Fandom Against DV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,096 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,676 - Follows: 7,510 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8855 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Destiny by tennesseelamb reviews
Landscape photographer Bella Swan has lived her life believing she's just not cut out for love. Enter Edward, who seems to hate her for no particular reason. Both of them are fighting something they can't control. Sometimes destiny has other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10841 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10479 - Favs: 11,439 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 407,022 - Reviews: 12935 - Favs: 8,252 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6818 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 6,226 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22650 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,577 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,256 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,619 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8127 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,979 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,185 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Quarterback Sneak reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,038 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/31/2012
No Holds Barred reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4067 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Second Chance reviews
One chapter outtake in EPOV of the night Edward and Bella meet again. Originally written as a review reply for Bella's Second Chance. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Second Chance reviews
Widowed Bella realizes she needs to get some fun back in her life. When fate throws an old love in her path, will she take the second chance she's been given? ExB, A/H, rated M for language and eventual lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,939 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete