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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2130051, Profile Updated: 10-12-12
Author has written 26 stories for Twilight.

I'm mostly absent from Fanfiction now. Between being a full-time undergrad trying to apply to law school, a part-time job, and all of my extracurriculars, I'm quite the busy bee. But my only remaining WIP will never be abandoned. I totally plan on finishing it. I just have no timeline for it. Work with me.

Fanfiction has been one of the most precious parts of my life. Y'all really helped me through my darkest days. I met some of my best friends on this website. I wish I could build a retreat at the beach where we could all get together and write and read, but real life has called and I have answered. Thanks for all of the happiness and encouragement I've received. It truly is priceless.

My Twitter is now @sarahiswriting. My real name is on there...as is my picture...and all of my real life friends are there, too. But if you'd like to talk to me, you're more than welcome to come hang out there. Caution: all of my Tweets are about Robert Pattinson, politics, and my cat. With the occasional drunk Tweets. I'm kind of a nerdy hot mess. You've been warned.

Love you all!

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Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9576 - Favs: 9,263 - Follows: 6,411 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can I Kiss You? by lexy lujan reviews
"Can I kiss you Bella? Just so we can see what it feels like?" she asked cautiously. My breathing speed up and I grew more aware of the sound of my heartbeat in my ears. "Um, sure." both human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Flowers by IdPattThat reviews
"I'm living in a hurricane and all he can say is 'man ain't it such a nice day'." A o/s written for the Fandom Against Domestic Violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bellarina by Princesse2186 reviews
Bella dreams of becoming a Prima Ballerina. She moves to New York with her boyfriend Edward Cullen, trying to pursue their dreams. Soon they will find out that some dreams must just remain at that, and that real happiness is made in reality. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,762 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: 12 Days of Christmas by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
It's Christmas in Forks, and the Cullens are counting down to the big day. A chapter of this will be posted every day until Christmas. This takes place after Breaking Dawn. A few little lemons, but not enough to be rated M. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Bereit by GothicTemptress reviews
Faced with adversity, horror, pain, loss, love and hope, humanity bears the challenge of survival and the pursuit of happiness. Will Edek Cullenski and Izabela Swanda be ready for this journey? Based on my family's true story of surviving the Holocaust in war ravaged Poland and Germany during WW2. Honorable Mention Winner & Finalist for the 2010 Cherry Exchange One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 392 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mirror To The Moon by enigma77 reviews
Bella Swan, a teenage mother of a two year old, was shunned by her father when she had her baby. When she meets Edward Cullen, a beloved author, her world gets turned upside down, her life forever changed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Billy Black Saves The Day by hufflepuffbrunette247 reviews
We all know that Billy Black is an awesome chief and father extraordinaire, but what we didn't know is all the cool stuff he can do. Stuff like getting a kite out of a tree using his mind, or fixing the satellite dish without leaving the room.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Billy
Copycat by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Renesmee and Jasper are alone at home and Renesmee decides to copy her uncle for amusement. Pointless fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4596 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Lascivious Edward by meganleighprather reviews
Edward's encounter with a prostitute. Self-explanatory after that. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Edward - Complete
And we all fall down by SilverSmile reviews
It's Christmas time, but things in the Cullen residence are not festive. With doubting lovers, cheating partners, arguing duo's and interfearing cousins, things are about to get explosive as tempers boil over and people are forced to confront their fears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Search for Love by MissdaVinci77 reviews
Spencer has a secret: he's in love. What happens when his girlfriend is abducted by a sadistic serial killer? Will Spencer be able to rescue her in time? Sort of Saw-esque, please Review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - S. Reid
A Bun In The Oven by Cilla1970 reviews
Edward and Bella are trying to get pregnant. How do they keep it interesting? Simple…a little fun with food. 2nd Place in Lovin' in the Oven Contest-Main Course and a Judges Choice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surviving Love by 184 reviews
What if the events in Breaking Dawn had unraveled a little differently? Bella is back from her honeymoon expecting, but Edward & Carlisle want to terminate the pregnancy. With no one on her side, hope fails. Will Bella's marriage survive Edward's choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,966 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fireproof by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Firefighter Edward and college senior Bella are newlyweds struggling to make ends meet. What happens when they find out they're having a baby sooner than expected? Prequel to Peanut Butter and Jelly. All Human, All Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,294 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
IT SPARKLES by Red on the Head00 reviews
A CRAZY idea my friends and I came up with- My version of the meadow scene in Twilight! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella turns Emo by Red on the Head00 reviews
One-Shot! *** Jasper teaches Bella to be emo while the rest of the Cullens are away! R&R! Rated T for emoness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Matter What by LauraHannah90 reviews
Renesmee is growing up, and wants to spend more time alone. But when she gets caught in the sun, she needs one person more than anyone; her daddy. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Jealousy by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella knows that being jealous is irrational, but what happens when the past gets brought up? How will Edward react? Post BD. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perspective by ekimmuh reviews
Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,790 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The One Where Bella Finds Out Edward is a Vampire by tuesdaymidnight reviews
One Shot. There's something about Edward Cullen that makes him different, and Bella Swan is determined to figure it out. A parody of sorts. Rated M for foul language, bad humor and terrible Twilight clichés.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Grandmother's Touch by LauraHannah90 reviews
Esme is babysitting Renesmee and they decide to go flower picking to put in a new antique vase, but not everything goes as planned. I guess sometimes all you need is a grandmother's touch. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Kiss Goodnight by LauraHannah90 reviews
Edward is putting Renesmee to bed, but like every little girl, she tries to delay her bedtime. Edward being Edward waits patiently for his daughter to tire before kissing her goodnight. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
House Keeping by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella is getting stressed with the housework so Edward offers to help his fiancee out. But what does a vampire know about cleaning? Fluffy One-shot. Pre Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Birthday Present by LauraHannah90 reviews
Alice tells Bella that Edward's birthday is coming up, but what can Bella get the vampire who has everything? Bella finally decides on something that she knows he wants, something he'd never expect to receive. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evil Fries by bubblybrittxo reviews
Just a little one-shot I thought of at lunch today. Bella and Edward go to Pasquale's for dinner. Read and Review! AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Renesmee The Choice by DazzledbyJake reviews
Ever wonder how Edward felt as he held Renesmee for the first time? What about when she fell in love? Ever wonder how Renesmee felt toward her father & eventually Jacob? This story answers it all & more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,563 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Comeuppance by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Progress by Amethyst Jackson reviews
NM AU. Bella asks Edward to save her from Alice’s planned birthday party and take her out for her birthday instead. Bella’s plan has much better results than Alice’s. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Error in Concupiscence by sleepyvalentina reviews
Sometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 5,559 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee by sleepyvalentina reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
My Dirty Little Secrets by I Wear the Crown reviews
Rosalie writes to Dear Esme, looking to tell her secrets, but then finds that maybe she really does need Esme's help. Warning: GRAPHIC LEMONS, INCLUDING FEM-SLASH. RxA, RxJ, RxB. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 265 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
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Aftershocks: Sequel to Battle Scars reviews
Bella made her choice at the end of "Battle Scars" but what happens next for Bella, EJ, and Abby? A journey full of love, choices, parenthood, family, and the transition from infancy to the toddler years! Full of fluff, drama, angst, and lots of "bugs!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,899 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Bella
Aubade reviews
A Mother's Day one-shot. Bella never knew what a loving mother was like, and she doubts her own mothering skills as she tries to work her way through the dark memories of her childhood. Of course, her husband Edward always knows exactly what to say. Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan's Rules for the Real World reviews
She's a meek journalism student who was just hired to her university's newspaper. He's the rude, arrogant, aggressive editor-in-chief who could make anyone feel meek. You know what they say: journalists do it on deadline. One-shot of the lemon variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Dates reviews
Bella is a single mother of a five-year-old son, Emerson. Edward is a single father of a five-year-old daughter, Emmy. They've given up on finding love for a very long time until their children become playground buddies. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,684 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas reviews
One-shot. Edward, a lonely soldier in Iraq, can't make it home for Christmas. But a naughty picture of his wife Bella and some alone time are enough for him to have a happy holiday of his own. Rated M for lemons. A Christmas gift to you from me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Battle Scars reviews
Bella is devastated when her husband is killed in Iraq. Only her surprise pregnancy and her new friend Edward can pull her through. Bella falls in love with Edward, but what happens when she finds out Jacob isn't dead? Nominated for 4 TwiFiction Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 146,662 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Busted Headboard and Bitten Pillow Effect reviews
Carlisle and Esme take a trip to Isle Esme and discover Edward and Bella's destruction of the white room and blue room. The evidence of their children's fun makes them crave a little destructive fun as well. Will Isle Esme survive? Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A White Demon Love Song reviews
She is just a human girl who dreams of being a dancer. Little does she know she is a vampire empath's "singer." Still, he is a demon, and he only feels love for one thing. Songfic for the song by the Killers. Very dark. Nominated for 2 TwiFiction Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Lovebites reviews
When Bella and Edward had sex for the first time as two vampires in "Breaking Dawn," exactly how did she react to his teeth? In my humble opinion, she loved it. A look into a lemony moment that Stephenie faded to black, including vamp hickeys. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Were Young reviews
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young. A songfic for the song by the Killers. Because even the strong struggle with convictions, beliefs, and the road less traveled.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Something About the Way You Look Tonight reviews
One-shot. What was Edward thinking as he waited for his bride in the ocean...and then finally saw her? A songfic for an Elton John classic. No lemon, but some serious fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taboo reviews
Jasper Cullen and Alice Cullen are adopted siblings who aren't actually related by blood...so sharing one bed for a week isn't a bad thing, right? Taboo lemons and a little bit of language. Mature readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Boston reviews
Bored with life and love, CA heiress Bella spontaneously decides to go to MA and try to find a new life. On the plane, she meets handsome and insightful Edward, who may bring clarity and a new romance. One-shot. Nominated for 2 TwiFiction Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through My Eyes reviews
Edward and Bella Cullen may not always have perfect days and a perfect family, but they know just how to comfort each other-surprises full of sweet nothings and lemons, of course. All human. The very definition of fluff. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Loves and She Loves reviews
One-shot. Nessie is embarrassed by her parents' public displays of affection, and she finally asks Bella why they are so mushy. One of Nessie's first lessons in love. Fluff to the extreme and lots of Daddyward, because he's the best!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Elevator Music reviews
Bella is in the one place she doesn't want to be-trapped in an elevator with her grouchy neighbor, AKA the owner of the Volvo she just hit. But dark quarters plus Dolly Parton can lead to some very hot lemons...Confused? Read this one-shot to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thermodynamics reviews
Edward and Bella need to...keep warm. Well, actually they just really enjoy a lemony moment! An all human one-shot; quite a pointless but delicious drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Olive Juice reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Created to Be reviews
On his honeymoon at Isle Esme, Edward receives a call from his family and is convicted of an important lesson about his love for Bella. Fluff to the extreme, M for sexual references supplied by Emmett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love College reviews
Shy freshman Isabella goes to college with one goal: to be a social butterfly. She didn't plan on drunk parties, sex, drugs, the hot baseball player Edward, or the tempting professor Carlisle! Lemons. OOC. Nominated for a Twifiction "Best Story" Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,720 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella - Complete
True Love and Tampons reviews
Nessie and Jacob have a big decision ahead as they move closer to marriage. Nessie seeks her daddy's advice, and Edward is reminded of just how wonderfully surprising life can be. One-shot. Daddyward and lots of fluff. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Truth About Magic, Paul, and Other Dead People reviews
One-shot. A spoof cowritten by me and my brother. Edward refuses to have sex with Bella, and he finally tells her why. The truth is rather shocking. Not meant to be taken seriously. Eclipse AU. A parody by all means! Rated T for sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tea Time With Mrs Nesbitt reviews
I walked to my daughter's room, expecting to find Nessie reading or playing with her dolls. What I saw was Emmett in a tutu." Humorous and cute, featuring Nessie, Mama, Daddy, Uncle Em, and Uncle Jazzy. One-shot. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bed, Bath, and Beyond Public Decency reviews
One-shot. Newlyweds Edward and Bella are remodeling their new home and venture to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to shop for home decor. What they find is a good use for the shower curtain displays. Lemons and language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Sarah Said: Sequel to Second Chances reviews
One year after "Second Chances", newly engaged Bella is reunited with Jacob. She's enjoying her life with Edward and her best friend, but her leukemia comes back with a vengeance. When she is forced to rely on both men in her life, how will they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,481 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Five years after Edward leaves, lovesick Bella is diagnosed with leukemia. The equally lovesick Dr. Edward Cullen tries to secretly work with Carlisle to save her. Will Bella find out? Will second chances at life and love be offered and fulfilled?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete