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Yes! I finally got this thing to obey! I was trying to copy paste the copy paste things from my microsoft Word, but this thing jumbled everything up until none of it made any sense! Ugh, I'll just have to type out the whole thing now. Oh joy.

Well, if you are looking at my Profile, you most likely read one of my stories and liked it enough to check out any other stories that I've written. First off, I'd like to say thanks for all the support that I've been getting. It brings my day up to see my email stuffed with reviews/ alerts/favorites. Here's some stuff you might want to now about little me.

Nickname: Cooio (don't ask why because it is a long story)

Favorite band (s)/ artists: TRADING YESTERDAY (the best band in the world) (I liked them long before people put their songs into Twilight videos)(They are now called Age of Information, but their old sound was better in my opinion.) Paramore, David Archuleta, Cascada, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Daughtry, Kelly Clarkson (sometimes), Three Days Grace, Celine Dion, Red (sometimes), Evanescence, and probably more...

Favorite K-Pop (yes, they are in a different section): KARA, Big Bang, Shinee, f(x), TVXQ, Rain, Se7en, BoA, Brown Eyed Girls, B2ST, MBLAQ

Favorite food: Anything spicy or sweet (kind of like me! No...not really)

Favorite color: hmm...I'd have to say lavender or lilac or teal... or gold... or baby blue... or maybe silver...

Favorite word: Seredipity = finding good fortune in ways neither expected or searched for

Favorite ship: HARMONY RULES SUPREME! I also enjoy maybe the occasional Mori/Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club or Takari (Hikari and Takeru) from Digiman Seasons 1-2.

Favorite movies: Titanic, Harry Potter, Home Alone, Air Bud, Air Force One, The Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge (shifty eyes), Aristocats (childhood fav) Chronicles of Narnia, Flubber, Night of the Museum, Finding Nemo, and more that I can't think off the top of my head

Favorite books (this may take a while): HARRY POTTER, Inheritance Cycle series, Artemis Fowl series, Septimus Heap series, Freedom Writers, Bunnicula (kid fav) Dragon Rider, Because of Winn Dixie, Bridge to Terabethia, The Outsiders, Skullduggery Pleasant, Touching Spirit Bear and many more... (the observant person may notice that I did not say Twilight. The reason being is that I have never read Twilight in my life. I can just hear people screaming at their computer screens 'What the (bleep) is wrong with you?! Go get it right now! You have no clue what you're missing out on!'. I don't know...the plot line just didn't really appeal to me. Not only that, but a few of my friends who are fans told me that after the movies, Twilight is probably going to fade away. Unlike Harry Potter, which is going to get passed on for generations to come if I have anything to say about it I may pick it up someday, but don't expect me to be writing fanfics about anytime soon...though Jacob, Jasper, and Alice's characters seem rather facinating to me.)

Harry/Hermione: Definitely my OTP! They are just so freaking perfect together! Their relationship towards each other is absolutely harmonious. The only times that they ever argue is when life or death is at stake. (Unlike a certain other couple that I shall get to later) I know some R/Hr or H/G shipper out there is telling me, "But they are supposed to be like brother and sister!" Umm...neither of them even know what it feels like to have a brother/sister seeing as they both don't have siblings. And plus, have you ever seen Ron and Ginny connect the way that Harry and Hermione do? Yeah...no. Another person might say that the only reason that I like H/hr is because of the movies. The truth is, I was interested in the ship because of the movies, but I stayed after I saw all the moments in the book. If it weren't for my cousin showing me the movie in the first place, I probably never would've even picked up Harry Potter! (I owe that person my life) Any other couples that I like are just added to a central H/Hr core in my fanfics.

Ron/Hermione: Oh boy, here we go. I really do love Ron. He is an absolutely great character but with Hermione? They argue over the silliest things and never talk it out. They either ignore it, or instantly forgive each other when one of them almost gets killed! Not a very healthy relationship, if you ask me. Sexual tension, my arse. He made Hermione cry at least seven times in the course of the books over things that shouldn't even happen! (Examples: SS: wingardium leviosa thing, POA: Firebolt, then later Crooksshanks Ate Scabbers, GOF: Yule Ball Brawl, HBP: Lavender thing and Transfiguration teasing (merlin, I hated him in that chapter) DH: he leaves, and even JK Rowling can't count how many times she cried) Okay, Ron is just naturally not very perceptive of feelings. I'm not blaming the bloke. I just think that Hermione, being as vunerable as she is should be with someone a tad more understanding. Don't worry, Ron lovers, I promise not to bash him in any of my fanfics or make him act extremely out of character.

Ron/Luna: Now there is an interesting ship! I mean, Ron is not the most sensitive of people, and Luna doesn't get hurt very easily. She also has an amazing way of calming people down. They would make for an interesting pair.

Harry/Ginny: Ugh, this is so wrong! I mean, I have absolutely no qualms against Ginny, but let's think of this realistically. Ginny appears in the second book as a damsel in distress and a fan girl, disappears off the face of the earth other than a couple cameo appearances, then bam! Harry is completely infatuated with her in the sixth. Where the heck did that come from? (sigh) If JK Rowling had put her in the other books a little more so we would really get to see the type of person she was, then I might be okay with it. At least Ron and Hermione have that 'opposites attract' thing going for them and they've known each other for so long... By the way, he might want that monster on his chest thing checked out by Madam Pomfrey. I'm sorry, but that was a strange way of representing jealousy. I promise not to bash her either. She shall come off as almost a little sister to Hermione and Harry in my fanfics.

Draco/Ginny; Why not? The Herons say that opposites attract.

Neville/Ginny: Why not?

Snape/Lily: Oh boy. This should be interesting...This is perhaps the biggest debated canon ship ever in Harry Potter. What do I think of these two together...? Part of me sees why JK Rowling would want to put it in, but I honestly can't say that I agree with it. I mean, it's hard to see why a person would fall in love with another person and at the same time, hate their kind. I mean, imagine if Ron became a Death Eater. Can you imagine that Hermione would still date him or he would still like Hermione? I mean...really? It is sort of Romeo-and-Juliet-esque, but I think JKR was pushing it a little too far if you know what I mean. I can see how it would make an interesting subplot though.

Speaking of Snape, my opinion of him after the 7th book is that he is an okay-ish guy. I wouldn't name my son after him though. I mean, he still was torturous against an innocent child for 6 years. If he truly loved Lily, surely he would be nicer to Harry. I would honor his death, but I would not go as far as Harry did. Albus Severus Potter? Really? He didn't even name one of his kids Sirius or Remus! (Speaking of names: Hugo and Rose? Hugo? Really? Was that the best the brilliant Hermione could come up with? Though she was the person who thought of the name SPEW...)

Ships I hate/dislike with a burning passion:

Ron/Hermione (see above reason)

Harry/Ginny (see above reason)

Draco/Hermione (just... no)

Harry/Cho (just...no)

Hermione/ (anyone other than Harry)

Harry/ (anyone other than Hermione)

Snape/Hermione (no offense to any fans but what sick mind thought of this?! A professor/student relationship in general to me is just -shudders-) (I had once been looking for a HHr story and got one that said "SSHr then eventual HHr". At first, I was tring to figure out who SS was. It wasn't Sirius and probably not Salazar Slytherin...Severus Snape. I was slightly curious then clicked it, thinking that it would be a father/daughter type of relationship...I have never been so wrong in my life. I got through about 3 paragraphs of Snape thinking about Hermione in an unprofessional and inappropriate way and literally felt like I was going to hurl. (shudders) Those thoughts fit the mind of a teeenage boy, not a 40-year-old man. That was just...not right!)

Adult/teenager or child relationship (just...no)

Any slash or three-some (I actually have nothing against homosexuals (having a few friends who are homosexual) but that concept just doesn't fit with the HP universe which made me think what was the point of JK Rowling making Dumbledore gay? I mean, it wouldn't have made a difference to the storyline, and it made a lot of Dumbledore fans scream bloody murder. Really, my first question when I heard about it was 'Why?' Now some of the people who think Harry Potter is teaching people black magic have another thing to say against us.)

My Analysis of Why JK Rowling Made the Great Headmaster Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Gay (you may be quite surprised...)

Alright, first off, I would like to remind you all that I am not against homosexuals at all, me having a few homosexual friends that I wouldn't trade for. Okay, we have that cleared up. I have to admit that I was quite surprised when I found out about it through my friend who had apparently watched the interview. I didn't say anything at the time because I was trying to figure out just why JK Rowling would do this and quite literally lose hundreds of fans. I looked through my 7th book and saw that it would have done absolutely nothing to the plotline which only made me more curious. I looked through a few interviews and quite agree with what most people say: that she is promoting tolerance not only towards race (aka muggleborns and purebloods) but also towards homosexuals. Everyone who's looked over this stuff probably already know this, but there is a bit of information that I thought was very...interesting...

You are probably familiar with a man named Leonardo da Vinci. The true Renaissance man. It is pretty easy to see a few parallels between these two great men. Dumbledore is magically powerful / Leonardo was physically powerful. Both were graceful, wise, and charismatic. Both were extremely good at 'science'. Both had long beards and were rather ecentric (I just had to put that in). Well...I happen to have been doing research on a history thing and stumbled upon something about Leonardo da Vinci. Being quite the da Vinci fan myself, I decided to look at it. Imagine my surprise when I find out that there is a giant controversy about Leonardo da Vinci, brilliant inventor, charismatic painter, terrific mathmatician, and all around perfect human being...is gay. I can imagine people doing double takes right about now. Whether you believe or not is up to you, but there was a surprising amount of evidence that supported this. I can see quite the parallel. It was interesting to say the least, but I am currently debating whether or not to tell my friend (who first told me about Dumbledore and is a huge HP fan) about this. She isn't against gays or anything like that, but she did react rather powerfully when she found out about Dumbledore. Just today during lunch, she told me that she was a giant fan of Leonardo da Vinci. You can just imagine what I was thinking when she was talking. Message me your opinion about this and tell me whether my 'analysis' is feasable or not! =)

My list of people in HP that I hate! (not in order)

Bellatrix Lestrange (ARGH!! I absolutely hate this excuse for a human being! I actually hate her more than Voldemort! She is just infuriating! She totured Neville's parents to insanity, killed Sirius, tortured Hermione until she fainted, killed Dobby, and killed Tonks!! I would hate her if she did just one of those things! The actress who plays her in the movies is very good at her job. Everyone is supposed to hate, and believe me, when she appeared on the screen in the theaters, nearly everyone was just death-glare. I was cheering when she died at the hands of Molly Weasley. "Not my daughter, you bitch!" Molly Weasley, I salute you)

Voldemort (yeah, it's pretty obvious why I hate him)

Umbridge (Ugh...she is just the most insane villain that I love to hate. Her character was very original, and I applaud Rowling for that. Fight the power!)

Rita Skeeter (She is just a completely sleezy reporter that makes money by ruining people's lives! I swear, I personally hate those gossip magazines where people make up, break up, then get drunk in like three hours! I mean, celebrities are people too. I just hate that cockroach in beetle's clothing. It's too bad that Hermione was only able to buy one year of silence from her.)

Dolohov (some people may be like...who the heck is he? Well, he is the guy that nearly killed Hermione in the DOM in OOTP. Ring a bell? Anyone who dares to hurt Hermione is going to be on my hate list. (minus Ron or Draco because he tried to protect her in DH) I am just protective of her...probably because I am doing Harry's POV in some of my fanfics... NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE'S THE GUY WHO KILLED REMUS LUPIN! Ugh, I just finished reading an interview with JK Rowling herself, and she had to explain who killed Lupin and Tonks because it was not mentioned in the book!)

Crabbe (He was certainly the surprise in DH. It's always the quiet ones indeed...he is in here because he tried to kill Hermione in the ROR. By the way, did anyone hear that in the Deathly Hallows movie, that Goyle is going to replace his part since the actor was caught growing weed or something? That should be interesting...)

Fenfir Greyback (he is here for turning Lupin into a werewolf and because of the way he was talking about Hermione in DH. While I was reading it, I was like trying to stab my book and shaking my head threatening.)

Cormac McLaggen (This is partly because of the actor's great performance in the movie. He is just flirtacious and flirty and underserving of his time with Hermione! I hated the way he was all "Slippery little minx, your friend. Nice piece of work, isn't she?" in the Slughorn Christmas party. Direct quote from movie! I was like, "If he looks at Hermione like that any longer, I am going to stick that broom of his where the sun don't shine!")

Cho Chang (the only thing I liked was that she came back to Hogwarts for the big battle. Other than that...ugh. I mean, the date was a complete disaster. Can't she understand that Harry is horrible at expressing his feelings like most adolesent boys are? Hermione probably would've... She also defended her friend when she sold all of them out! She is one of the fan girls that Harry actually liked for a while, and she totally screwed up. Not that I'm complaining. More room for Hermione! I thought the 5th movie didn't show Cho well enough. I mean, in the movie, most people felt sorry for her and thought she was cool. Ugh! My complaints on the movies shall be in a list later.)

My Favorite characters of HP (this may take a while and is not in order because that would be too hard)

Hermione Granger

Harry Potter

Sirius Black


Remus Lupin

James Potter

Lily Evans-Potter

Luna Lovegood (she is so awesome!)

Ron Weasley (before he left them)

Neville Longbottom




Molly/Arthur Weasley

Fred/George (Why, why did JK Rowling have to kill Fred off?! :-(

Buckbeak (he is technically a character!)



Professor McGonagall

Trelawney (don't ask why)



Colin (oddly enough)

Oliver Wood (he was so hot in the movie)

Cedric Diggory (and no, not because he was the future Edward Cullen. I liked him before because of the way he was so honorable)

DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!!DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!!!“It's very difficult to find a favorite scene, but something we just did as part of the movie truly is priceless. It's a scene where Hermione and Harry dance together and is not in the book - it's something we created for the film and is actually very tender, very nice and respectful, and they also reveal some secrets about each other while dancing," said Yates.

My reaction: Uh, this is awesome! It will really make some H/Hr fans squeal! I mean, sure, I know that it won’t be romantic and I don’t want it to be. They are just two friends that share a truly special bond that I haven’t seen before. This was more than I could’ve ever asked for of David Yates. I was just hoping for a good graveyard scene.

When I first saw the clip in the trailer, I was like, “Aw, Dan and Emma are goofing off and look adorable! The Dan/Emma fans are going to be over the moon about this!” Never did the thought that this might actually be part of the movie cross my mind. When I saw the director’s quote with Harry and Hermione just dancing, I was in shock for like 2 seconds and unleashed a fan girl scream that could’ve broken my glasses. I was so hyper for about 10 minutes about that and on a high for about 30. It’s absolutely insane. Then, I went back and saw the ‘secrets’ part, and my fan girl session relapsed. I absolutely love his quote about them being 'tender and respectful'. We get 'tender and respectful' while the Herons get 'bickering and hormonal'. Sorry, I jus had to mention that.

To counter what other R/Hr or H/G fans who say “This is ridiculous. Why would Harry and Hermione be dancing when Ron left? The director is being completely random and biased.” Umm…I honestly think that Harry is doing this to make her feel a little happier. I mean, he was completely useless at comforting her in the book. In the book, we can read and know why he was so unresponsive (because he is horrible at handling crying girls), but the director needs to have a way of making Harry look good, otherwise Harry will look like he’s ungrateful of all she‘s done for him. I mean, look at what happened at the Yule Ball in the movie. Harry seemed completely insensitive to her even though she was crying.

Another comment I shall dispel: “They are probably dancing at the Bill/Fleur wedding.” Yeah, I’ve seen a clip of the wedding, and the scenery totally does not match. Plus, people wouldn’t be freaking out about it if it was just at the wedding. It would just look like a random friendly thing. The Heron shippers are going completely nuts about this and the only thing I can think of to say is, "Your ship gets to have a snog and a wedding with kids at the end of the series. Let us at least have this moment, for Merlin's sake."

I think this should be a very interesting scene, and I especially want to hear what kind of ‘secrets’ they are going to tell each other. One person whose comment I read suggested they might tell each other that they used to fancy each other but grew out of it. If that happens, I will have to go out of the theater, have a happy fan girl screaming session, then go back in! The friend who I am probably going with (who isn’t a shipper but believes in whatever JK writes) will probably be shaking her head and saying, “Don’t even say anything, Kathy. The directors are corrupt, and this is not what happened in the book, therefore I refuse to believe it.” Believe me, I have tried my best to convince her to go to our side, but she stands firm in what Rowling wrote. When I tried to tell her that the epilogue was 'not in my book', she looked at me and said 'But it's in JK Rowling's book, and that's the one that matters'. Humph.

I really have no clue what it is they are going to say to each other, but I have seen a clip of them dancing! Let’s just say, we are going to be so happy... :-) If you want to know where to find the clips, just search for “Warner Bros. First look at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” on the internet and you should find it. It is also in the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince DVD for anyone who is rich enough to buy it (or steal it from their friend... -shifty eyes-). I really really want to find out what music they are going to dance to because dancing to no music would be rather awkward. It's too bad that Nicholes Hooper left Harry Potter... If they dance to 'Harry and Hermione' from the sixth movie, that would be rather awkward because it doesn't exactly sound like dancing music, but what do I know? I have two left feet! I am considering making a one shot that is based off of that quote of David Yates. Message me if you want me to work on it!

Another spoiler alert that is not as innocent as the first part: There have been rather disturbing rumors about the locket scene. I'm sure some people by now would've seen a few online articles about Harry and Hermione being...ahem...bare during that scene so that Ron would be even angrier and will destroy the locket. Personally, I highly highly to the tenth power highly doubt that David Yates would do that. I mean, it's completely ridiculous if he did. Not only would the movie become innappropriate for kids, but it would disgust quite a few fans, myself included even though I am a H/Hr fan. For goodness sakes, Harry Potter is not Twilight. Harry Potter does not center on damn teenage hormones. I mean, some people might say, "Oh, it's so the scene will be more sensual to make Ron madder". Umm...a well done kiss can be just as sensual when you really think about it (with dramatic background music...). I mean, if Harry just had his shirt off and Hermione was fully clothed, I could see sort of the director's mindset, but if he did what some of the papparazzi and gossip columns are saying, he is just asking for people to sue him. That scene would completely under-rate the Harmony ship in my opinion. We are supposed to be the intelligent and meaningful ship, not the hormonal and horny ship. Besides, Emma Watson herself said that just kissing Rupert Grint was quite frankily the most traumatic experience of her life. No offense to Rupert of course, seeing as they are like siblings. If she is reacting like that, just how in the world is the director going to get her to do something even more intense with Daniel Radcliffe, another person that she sees as her brother? It just does not make sense, and I think those articles are just trying to get attention to themselves.

Quote from a news article: The actor (Daniel Radcliffe) will not appear raunchy in the next 'Harry Potter' movie as filmmakers want to present his scenes 'in a way no different than any other PG fare.'

Two more spoilers that are not Harmony related: The Chamber of Secrets is officially a Harmony Shipper NO-GO zone. Not only was that the place where Harry rescued Ginny, but it also where Ron and Hermione will kiss in the Deathly Hallows kiss. How romantic, a snog in there of all places. (rolls eyes) It's taking place there because that's where Ron gets the basilisk fangs to destroy the horcrux. BTW, did you guys hear about Hermione's parents? I heard a rumor and saw multiple pictures that suggest that there is going to be a flashback scene where Hermione leaves her house. Ooh, talk about drama. Do you have any idea how sad that scene is going to be? (shakes head) I'm going to feel so sorry for her when I see that part...

A spoiler concerning Hermione but not Harry...much: I just saw the pictures of the actors playing Hermione's parents in the 7th film. They really do look like they could be her parents when I saw their pictures. They are not the same actors as the one in Chamber of Secrets, but I'm okay with them. My biggest complaint is that neither of them have bushy hair! Wah! Ah well. It should be interesting how the director is going to get Emma to Obliviate their memories. I can't wait for that part!


Okay, people, I have a bit of a challenge for you. It's...interesting to say the least. Just a few minutes ago, my friend called me and told me to listen to a song called 'Accio Love'. I had no idea of what it was but decided to listen to it. I got about halfway through the song before I started to just bang my head against the table. Now, I have absolutely nothing against the people who wrote and/or sang the song. They are very talented singers and writers, and I applaud them for it. But every nuance of my Harmonian blood was just boiling at it. This is the challenge, sing a Harry/Hermione song and post it up. Now, if you know of a Harry/Hermione song already in existance that is Wrock (aka wizard rock), please message me so that I can check it out because I haven't seen one. It doesn't even have to be romantic. It could just be about their awesome friendship. If there isn't one and you happen to be a talented singer, go for it! I would totally do this, but I have an absolutely terrible singing voice. I know that there are Harry/Hermione songs out there waiting to be sung from the many websites I've looked at. Please message me if you are going to do it or if you already know of a song in existance.

Hi, Mary!!

My Rant About the Half Blood Prince (book and movie) (contains spoilers)

(cracks knuckles) Okay, this is going to take a while so anyone reading better have a lot of time on their hands. The storyline should be still fresh on your minds seeing as the Half Blood Prince DVD has already been out for a while. Many people have described it as a mixture of magic, darkness, and teenage hormones. I couldn't agree more. The sixth book has got to be the most hated book in the H/Hr world, next to the epilogue, and there are just so many reasons why. Time for my essay/ranting skills to shine!

Ron/Hermione: To put it quite simply, I absolutely hated Ron in this book. Just... no. He acted completely immature with his relationship with Lavender and had set out to hurt Hermione's feelings! The only reason he went out with her was for a quick snog and to show up Hermione for kissing Krum. I mean, how is that love? All I see is jealousy and immaturity coming from him. Even he isn't that big of a numbskull not to see what he does is hurting Hermione. He made her cry twice in the book, the second one being on purpose. He acted like Malfoy the way he teased her eagerness to studying. That's right. I went there. He was acting like Malfoy! Now for Hermione's side. Oh gosh, this is going to be long! Okay, she's acting completely out of character in this story. No one would have expected for our residential bookworm and great friend to date a complete dimwit just to make someone jealous. I mean, hello?! She's not Lavender or Parvati. This is Hermione Jean Granger. Some people can argue that hormones and love make people do crazy things. I see no love in this. Ron and Hermione are locked in a battle of jealousy and are out to hurt each other. What kind of relationship is that if you are trying to hurt each other? I mean, really?

Harry/Hermione: Okay, now for her relationship with Harry (which was so butchered). She is obsessing over his little book and snapping at him more times than she's ever done in any of the other books combined. I mean, I would have though that she would be supportive of his success at Potions, but noooo. Instead, she calls him a cheat and glares at the book multiple times. This is the year that they were supposed to be there for each other. Everyone has realized that Voldemort is back, and she should have been next to him trying to figure out what the horcruxes were instead of acting like Medea's daughter. Instead of helping Harry with his impending doom like she would have done last year, she is flirting with McLaggen and making a complete idiot of herself. Not only that, it is important that this book was after the fifth book, the Harmony bible. Before the sixth book came out, the R/Hr and H/Hr shippers were at even ground while the H/G shippers were stranded on an island somewhere. I mean, everyone thought, 'Oh, Harry has never liked her. She's just a fangirl. It's not going to happen.' People thought of her as Romilda Vane, just nicer. After the sixth book comes out, all of a sudden, H/Hr shippers were dumped onto the lone island while the H/G shippers were getting all the attention. I mean, come on.

Harry/Ginny: I have to ask. Did anyone here actually predict that they would get together before the book came out? I mean, you really expected it? When I first heard about the ship before the sixth book came out, I was lauging and shaking my head. She is just a fangirl, and we all know what happened last time Harry tried to date one of his fangirls (cough-ChoChang-cough). She is not a pivotal character in the story. I mean, the character that we have followed through 7 novels ends up with a girl that has about 2 pages worth of lines. We don't even know her that much. She was a damsel in distress in the second, drifted in and out for a few years, then suddenly BOOM! Harry is completely infatuated with her. I mean, Harry has been around her for years and yet all of a sudden, he is getting this monster in his chest out of nowhere? I mean, they have absolutely no history with each other and no sort of connection that is worthy of the series. The series really is about the power of love, and I honestly don't think the cliched hero-gets-Mary-Sue relationship is a very good representative of love.

The Movie: Heh heh. Thank goodness that the directors and screeenwriters are totally Harmonians. They really showed the H/G relationship for what it truly is...awkward and out of place. Ginny feed him a cookie, tied his shoe, and kissed him. Huh. I have to ask, how is tying someone else's shoe romantic in any way? I didn't understand that at all. I had a joke with my friends that she was ordering Harry around. "Open up" "Take my hand" "Close your eyes" were a few of her lines. Not only was the shoe tying weird, but she kissed him in a sneak attack! Now, compare that with the H/hr moments. Look at the Astronomy Tower scene and then look at the shoe-tying scene. Is there really any contest? Even my friend who strongly disagees in H/hr said that their scenes made more sense than the H/G scenes. (I was smiling so smugly when I heard her say that) Though, I do have a few complaints about it. First up, the canary scene. I absolutely love the H/Hr moment, but I thought they made Ron act a little too dramatic. I mean, he looked at her like she had just killed his mum or something. It was supposed to be a funny scene, and they made it look like something out of a soap opera! And the Astronomy Tower scene. As much as I love the connection between the two of them, I kinda felt sorry for Ron. He was just sitting there in the background while Hermione got all the attention. I was kinda hoping for a nice trio ending like in the book. It is the "Golden Trio", not the "Harmonious Duo".

(to be continued)

Time for the copy/pastes that I have more but do not have the time to type! (yes, i do have to type them because my computer is being annoying)

If you are a Harry Potter fan and there is no way that Twilight will ever replace HP in your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't have any problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely love getting reviews, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wondered why paper beats rock, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann were made for each other, and no matter how awesome Jack Sparrow is, he can never under any circumstances be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to wear ties, copy and paste this on your profile. (ties are cool)

If you think that the government should legalize gay marriages even though you yourself are straight, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think some canon relationships aren't worth the paper they are printed on, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed for no reason in a quiet room, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled an all-nighter because of schoolwork (and procrastination), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have procrastinated things because your favorite fanfiction story updated a chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read fanfiction when you were supposed to be studying for a test, copy and paste this on your profile. (so many times...and yet I still maintain an A average...for now...)

If you have at least one word that you just can't spell no matter how many times you've written it, copy and paste this on your profile. (Mine is 'definitely'. No matter how many times I've typed it, it is always that one word with the red squiggly line under it!>_

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well, at least some of my friends say I'm pretty. Whether I agree with them or not...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I wear ties!!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (don't understand this one at all...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (One of my friends is actually German and was teased so much when we were reading "Night" for English 1A. Poor Heinrich...)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (2 of my friends are Muslim. One is a vegetarian and the other is valedictorian of our school. Do not sound like terrorist material seeing as both are also terrified of bugs, let alone killing someone...)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (One of my friend is in band, and she is only half dork!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Oh please, sometimes I think I'm more intelligent than the adults in my life.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (If a guy got the chance to have mundo physical contact with a cheerleader, I'm pretty sure they'd all try out)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (would oxfords and ties count as crossdressing...?)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Oh please, 18 push-ups!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well...I'm not obese...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (2 of my cousins are Canadian, and I couldn't hear an accent at all other than the fact that they say 'eh' sometimes)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Two of my cousins are Canadian, and they prefer soccer)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Well...maybe some...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Umm...what was the point of this list? Oh yeah...TO SHOW THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Really, people...really?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I'll have you know that Emma Watson and the cast of HP have awesome teeth)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If this one was true...a lot of my friends would be labled as terrorists...so would my chem teacher...and history...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I wish I could fly...)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I actually used to be like this...then I met AP classes...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (and am quite proud of it)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm not even going to go into this one...)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

50 things you can learn from a Korean drama

1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.

2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles/nephews/best friends will always love the same girl.

5) You're allowed to make U-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

7) Everyone has cancer. (So true!)

8.) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.

9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on. (I always notice that...)

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster. (ah the nosebleed...I once saw a drama that faked me out! The girl had a nosebleed but did not have cancer! Shockhorror)

17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's.

18.) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER. (Such a waste of beverage...tsk tsk)

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen...

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are. (because everyone has a magic teleporter to cause as many awkward meet-ups as possible!)

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back. (Oh yes, that is so efficient)

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. Big Smile Couldn’t be more true, they’re like a deer in the headlights.

28.) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery needs to be taken out. (I tried that, and I had to recharge the whole battery when I put it back in...)

30) All Korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60 of the time you see each other, the other 40 you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them. (I hate it when that happens...)

32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jump-roping.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back—and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you, camera angles.

36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lip liner.

37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).

38.) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you.

39) So will your sister-in-law.

40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you. (Staircase to Heaven, anyone?)

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder. (with dramatic background music!)

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell—you’ll get pregnant if you hold hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer. (or memory loss...or a car crash!)

48.) One Korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 911, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.

50) If you study in the states (preferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...

1. You start confusing it with the books. (that has actually happened...)

2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.

3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon. (They so were!!)

4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.

5. And so was Mark Evans. (Who?)

6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis. (awkward pause...)

7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"

8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"

9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be. (i actually did think that when I was younger...)

10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die. (no comment...)

Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:

10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)

9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)

8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.

7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)

6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)

5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione. (I've checked!)

4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)

3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)

2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)


1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.

Pass this on if you believe in reading between the lines!

I am cursed. I started with two bunnies, but then - as bunnies are wont to do - THEY MULTIPLIED. Cue scarily evil music.

OH NO! ONE OF THEM ESCAPED! Ooh! Look out he's heading your way! It's a she! Sorry! She slipped out of my grasp. Get her! Oh Merlin's most volumous cloak! Is that - what I think it is? Back up slowly. Make no sudden moves. We don't want to provoke her. I've been spotted. Save yourself! I'm not leaving without you! Then you'll have to take the rabid plot-bunny along as well! She's not letting go of me! Ooh pretty! I like! She's got you too! Someone save us!

The rabid plot-bunny has kidnapped me. She won't let me go until I finish writing the end of her story. The problem - I'm still working on the middle of her story. SIGH. Stupid bunnies. They just had to be so cute with their little pink noses, and brown and white fur, and one blue eye and one brown on the baby bunny. SIGH. Cue bunny theme song.

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...Unknown

Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest...Unknown

It is Easier To Do a Job Right Than To Explain Why You Didn't...President Martin Van Buren

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...President Theodore Roosevelt

I Am Not Afraid of Storms, For I Am Learning How To Sail My Ship...Louisa May Alcott

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!" -Dr. Seuss

Education Without Values, as Useful as It is, Seems Rather To Make a Man a More Clever Devil...C.S. Lewis

Experience: That Most Brutal of Teachers. But You Learn, My God Do You Learn...C.S. Lewis

It is the Job That is Never Started That Takes Longest To Finish...J.R.R. Tolkien

The Wise Speak Only of What They Know...J.R.R. Tolkien

You Can Only Come To the Morning Through the Shadows...J.R.R. Tolkien

I Don't Know Half of You Half as Well as I Should Like; And I Like Less Than Half of You Half as Well as You Deserve...J.R.R. Tolkien

Courage is Found in Unlikely Places...J.R.R. Tolkien

Fair Speech May Hide a Foul Heart...J.R.R. Tolkien

Many That Live Deserve Death. And Some That Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It To Them? Then Do Not Be Too Eager To Deal Out Death In Judgement. For Even the Very Wise Cannot See All Ends...J.R.R. Tolkien

Faithless is He That Says Farewell When the Road Darkens...J.R.R. Tolkien

All We Have To Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given To Us...J.R.R. Tolkien

It Takes a Great Deal of Courage To Stand Up To Your Enemies, But Even More To Stand Up To Your Friends...J.K. Rowling

It is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities...J.K. Rowling

The Best of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words...J.K. Rowling

It Matters Not What Someone is Born, But What They Grow To Be...J.K. Rowling

What's Comin' Will Come And We'll Meet It When It Does...J.K. Rowling

You Sort of Start Thinking Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve...J.K. Rowling

Fear of a Name Only Increases Fear of the Thing Itself...J.K. Rowling

It Does Not Do To Dwell on Dreams And Forget To Live...J.K. Rowling

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, RandomHarmony13.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, randomharmony13

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.

I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.

My Reality Check bounced.

Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.

When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.

Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

Learn the rules so you can break them properly.

Rules, what rules?

Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.

Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.

Not all men are idiots, some are fools.

My door is always open, so feel free to leave.

Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.

Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

If you have any questions, ask someone else.

Shock me, say something intelligent

I hear voices and they don’t like you.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Normal people worry me.

I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.

Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.

Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.

Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.

Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.

Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.

Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!

Don't lie. The government hates competition.

I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.

I'd rather be crazy and know it. . . . than be sane and doubt it.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.


1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. bzzz OMG THERES A FLY ON YOUR HEAD! Let me help you with that... >:)

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler!

4.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? >:)

5.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown


7.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

8.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

9.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

10.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

11.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. (STRAWS!)

12.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. (Marvin's meh drinken' budday...)

13.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. (NOT SO SPONTANEOUS NOW, BEOITCHES)

14.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Omg someone GETS ME!)

15.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have... >:) (Sleeping best friends make it all the better... OH ASHLEE!)

16.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. (Budah buh bah baa...)

17.) So... you're a cannibal.

18.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow. (Exactly.)

19.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again. (NOOOO! Not the Stick of Sorrow!)

20.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke. (Awww thank you! =3)

21.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. (She rigged the vote-SHUT UP JOHNNY!)

22.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! (And I'm RABID!)

23.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. (You knowz it!)

24.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. (Duh)

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. (Payback's a bitch, though...)


"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my best friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - BLEEP - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, babe??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do.

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No, this is fun!

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's way too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it, and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his brakes were out, and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Fanfiction:

Jealousy Game: (Currently on hiatus...sorta) One of my most popular fanfics to date. The basic story is that Hermione is playing a jealousy game with Ronald Bilius Weasley. She decided to date Harry in an effort to make Ron jealous enough to break up with Lavender and date her. There is only one snag, Harry James Potter has been in love with her for years and even though he is aware that this is fake, he is still holding onto these feelings of his. I plan to keep writing this for quite a bit of time with a few twists and turns thrown in. Prepare for a bit of angst and drama to come. My inspiration for this was actually a few other fanfics. I've seen a few that have the jealousy game as a one-shot or they have it at the beginning, and then have Harry and Hermione 'break up' so that the author could focus on other things, an example being "Mudblood Liaison". I could not find a single fanfiction story with just purely the jealousy game that satisfied me so my muse (her name is Matilda) hit me upside my head and told me to write one myself.

To answer nothiness's question on whether this is going to be one of those 56 chapter stories, I can honestly say I have no idea. I'm pretty sure I won't make it to 56, but I think the story is about half or 3/5 the way done. It's going to be pretty long, and there will be some twists and loops thrown into the story because I myself am getting bored of pushing just jealousy game, and I'm sure some of my reviewers are too.

I know that nearly all my fans are probably seething by now since I haven't updated this in a long time, but I have the most frustrating writer's block for the next chapter. It is driving me up the proverbial wall! I promise to update the second that I finish, but it is really difficult because I have the later chapters pre-written, but I need to revise quite a few. Please don't send me any products from Fred and George!

WOOT WOOT! MORE THAN 100 REVIEWS FOR JEALOUSY GAME! I BROKE INTO THE HUNDRED! HOORAY! =) (balloons rain onto me while circus music plays) no...not really...

CAPSLOCK!Harry: It hasn't been updated for a while because my muse seems to have run away from the story. I've already written out the end, but the rest of the chapters in between are just notes. Don't expect for this one to be updated anytime soon, but it should have a very interesting ending when I finally finish it. To answer what a lot of people are asking, yes, Harry is going to be OOC in this fanfic.

Innuendo: (chuckles) The first fanfiction story I have ever posted and my funniest so far. It is unfortunetely still in all bold because I had forgotten to edit the story before posting it, and I can't replace it because I seem to have deleted the file. I'll fix it as soon as possible. This one is about Seamus and Ron listening into Harry and Hermione's conversation while they are in the Quidditch tent. You have to have a dirty and perverted mind to understand it. (wink)

Twins' Last High Note: The basic plot of this story shall be that the twins decided to leave a little present behind at Hogwarts after they left Umbridge eating their dust. Quite simply, it causes for people to randomly break into song at random times. Merlin, help them. I occasionally take song suggestions if you have them. I am currently looking for good songs for the professors...if you got them, PM me and if it makes it, I'll be sure to credit you :)

Have No Regrets: (has not been posted yet) This is the one that seems to be taking up most of my time during my break from 'Jealousy Game'. We all can agree that Hermione is a pivotal character in the Harry Potter series, right? How she is Harry's conscience, best friend, and all around person who saves his arse quite a few times? Well, my story is going to have Harry without Hermione. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Harry James Potter, the Slytherin bad boy. That's right. Harry is a Slytherin, friend to Malfoy, enemy of Ron, and tormentor of our beloved Hermione Jean Granger. This is only going to be the course for about three or four of the first chapters of course. Let's just say, Harry shall get a giant guilt trip and tries to make up with her, but is it already too late? As far as Harry is concerned, he needs more time to become Hermione's friend. Time...now what object do we know in the magical world that might give young Harry here more time?

I Write Sins, Not Tragedies: A song fic with zero H/Hr that I dedicated to Fred Weasley. Rest in peace, the red-headed Marauder. (a moment of silence) It shall feature both the twins, a wedding, magical dust, cheating, singing, and a black top hat.

If anyone looking at my profile who likes poetry and Yu Yu Hakusho, check out "Fairytales of Fireflies" stuff. They are pretty good, but since they are kinda old and are one shots, no one seems to take notice of them. I know what you guys are thinking, and yes, I do know the author personally, and she so owes me for this advertising. =)

My writing muse named Matilda has been kidnapped by the evil plot bunnies teaming up with the dark entity that is writer's block. All my fanfics are on hiatus until I get Matilda back...(and AP testing and STAR is over...)

Update: 8/01/10

Hey, guys. I would like to inform you that I am not dead, as some of you may have assumed from my 6 month absense. (ducks from thrown tomato) I've just been so busy with my summer classes and summer assignments that i haven't had the time to sleep, much less type. Don't worry, I'm going to start updating everything when i get the time. Seeing as I do have some chapters of Jealousy Game and Twin's last High Note already typed up, I'll start uploading them as soon as I can. Please bear with me. I would much rather be writing fanfiction than reading for AP English Literature...

Update: 11/13/10

Hey guys, I am still not dead (though that might be an excuse as to why I haven't updated yet). I've had, I guess you could say, a 'revelation' in the past month, and all the chapters that I typed up before seem a bit...immature now. My writing doesn't feel as good as it did before which means I am going to end up rewriting a few chapters (by that I mean a LOT of chapters) before I can post them up. This is not an excuse for not updating. I just honestly feel that what I wrote less than a year ago is just...not good enough for me anymore. And if it is not good enough for me, I am certainly not about to let other people read it. I will not forget about my fanfiction. Believe me, Mary (another fanfiction writer) is prodding me every week to update. And when you have basically three periods with her everyday...that's a lot of prodding. :)

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 320,203 - Reviews: 6554 - Favs: 11,701 - Follows: 13,896 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Morning Moment of Madness by FeloniousFolts reviews
A quick and simple fic for anyone wanting to feed their need for a bit of Harry/Hermione shipping. Harry is enjoying his last few days of his summer holidays at the Burrow when a late morning wake up call changes his relationship with Hermione forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33858 - Favs: 21,951 - Follows: 16,931 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Innocent Heart by Innocent heart2 reviews
After Allen nearly died on his mission, all of his friends are told that he will not live much past his seventeenth birthday. With that in mind, everyone pitches in to make all of his wishes come true. AllenXLenalee with possible other pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,520 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Breakfast On Pluto by tysunkete reviews
AU. Attorney Kanda hates coffee, so he had no idea why he kept returning to the coffee shop across the street. LaviYuu.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Kanda Yuu, Lavi] - Complete
Force It On A Girl Why Don't You? by zoeymew1098 reviews
So what if she's a successful healer and he's a famous auror? So what if she's organised and he can barely find his socks on a good day? To her, he's always been just Harry and she loves him for it - she just doesn't know it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,662 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Love Means Everything by cross-stitch reviews
"Harry?" The quiet voice roused him from his daze. He didn't need turn his head to know who it was. He had everything about her tuned in. Her voice, the sound of her footsteps, her scent and every facial expression was locked into his mind. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Leaving Home by jade94 reviews
Harry is forced to leave England when a Magical Creature law tries to force him with someone he hates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,366 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Green With Envy by LittleMissLoony reviews
Hermione was always the best, and she most certainly could not become second best to Harry Potter. But what happens when they find themselves with mysteries and secrets to unfold? Set during the trio's 6th year. Maybe rated M later on, in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,036 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
If You Only Knew by CynicalRomantic09 reviews
Harry's life is anything but normal. Six years after the defeat of Voldemort, he's living in New York with no intentions of going home. But sometimes, life can throw you unexpected curveballs. And Harry's life does just that. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,128 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Mudblood Liaison by HorseLoverTW reviews
An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Past, New Beginning by harry-mione reviews
Harry, the Dark Lord, the most feared man in England, has everything he could desire; except for the one person he actually needs. Unsatisfied with his life, he travels back in time, willing to set things right, and using any means necessary. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Battle Royale by Tassadar359 reviews
Harry Potter did not get back together with Ginny as expected after the war so she enters a competition with seven other girls to win his affection. She goes to Hermione for help to get back with Harry, but is Hermione really on her side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,268 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bell Tolls For Thee Or Not by ebsoryn reviews
Harry Potter has died, again. He is sent to his death angel's office where he is given one last chance to go back and make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
DGM: Deck the Halls with Innocence by Lilac Lenalee reviews
All Allen Walker wants is a normal Christmas at the Order. However, this proves to be a difficult wish thanks to an insanely-protective Komui, an unusually moody Lenalee, and a variety of strange feelings Allen's never experienced before. *AllenxLenalee*
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Potentially Problematic by ChocolatStar reviews
Frowning, Hermione wondered briefly what kind of noises she had been making. She hoped they hadn't be too incriminating such as calling out Harry’s name in the height of passion for instance - that would have been a difficult one to explain away...H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,331 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Love's Game by Rivenoir reviews
Allen is granted with new powers,will Allen and Lenalee be more than just comrades AxL 4eva
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts by InMyJazzShoes reviews
Harry Potter, tragic hero, and Hermione Granger, unpopular bookworm, may not know each other at first, but they have one big thing in common: they don't sleep out of fear. Will they learn to overcome their fears or stay awake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coma by Ozuchi-Kozuchi reviews
When Allen is left in a coma after a Level 4 battle, he wakes up to find he can't move. How will he react to visits from his friends? How about confessions? Allen/Lenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
A Secretly Shared Secret by ShimmeringLily reviews
Hermione, Harry, and Ron are in their fifth year at Hogwarts. Hermione and Harry are busy falling desperately in love, managing the DA, fighting Umbridge, studying for O.W.L.s, and trying to figure out what has happened to the missing Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,572 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Time by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,725 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Educational Decree 24 by baby gyrl reviews
Hogwarts students retaliate against Umbridge's latest decree. Slightly A/U OotP, non-evil Slytherins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Chronicles of Nonchalance by prustyRAJ reviews
A series of ONE-SHOTS where Harry acts with a calmness that he doesn't know he is capable of and change something from the cannon. Can be converted into multi-chaptered fics. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Vampire Diaries: The Black Brothers by ILuvv2Write reviews
Summary: Harry Potter-Black and Draco Malfoy-Black, one good and one evil come to Hogwarts in search of a traitor amongst their tribe but instead one finds love and the other finds freedom but can they both control their blood lust. Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lives and Loves of Grimmauld Place by AnnaOtaku reviews
Shortly after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry moves into Grimmauld place. Soon, everything changes. Out of a series of charitable impulses, the gloomy house begins to fill with a life that it has never known before -- that of a family. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not The Half Blood Prince by broomstick flyer reviews
This is my replacement for HBP, in this there will be no hurcruxes though the story will begin with Hermione's treatment of Harry starting out as it did in HBP. In this Harry doesn't put up with it for long. Also seen are some changes in the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Moment by HHr4life reviews
One shot of Harry's last night at Hogwarts before he goes off to find the Horcruxs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old times by WindFromTheNorth reviews
He could see goodness on her face, goodness that might've been invisible to others, but not to him. He cast his eyes to his own drink. He had really missed her." Harry and Hermione have coffee at an unexpected location. Maybe a one-shot, maybe not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What You Mean to Us by alicetoldmeso reviews
She always told him he didn’t understand other people. She never told him he understood her." Hermione overhears some nasty gossip. Harry/Hermione friendship. Oneshot. Rated for language and mild references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Her Inspiration by eSJa reviews
A continuation from "His Inspiration" By Bil. Hermione's PoV, AU, sometime during OotP. A simple essay in Transfiguration leads the normally level-headed Hermione to listen to something other than her mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sexually Suggestive Cupboard by Hysteria and Chaos reviews
Harry was forced to resign himself to the fact that he had just been outsmarted by a cupboard. The thought was not at all pleasant, and Harry was very glad no one else was around to witness what he was about to do. 'Oh wonderful cupboard,' he began, feel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Three Nights That Changed Everything by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Three nights during Harry's fifth year cause him to mature, leading to a very important question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Birthday Ever by Yamx reviews
His friends want to give Harry an eighteenth birthday party he will never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Empty Eyes by stealingETERNITY reviews
Love, as Dumbledore always said, was a powerful magic. But it was terrible, too. He could see that now, reflected in her eyes. Empty eyes. Written for the May 2009 Staff Challenge @ HPFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Point by dragongirrl93 reviews
Everyone writes about when Harry pushes his friends away but what happens when Hermione's had enough
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione & the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Stellata reviews
Auror Granger's first solo mission takes a bad turn. Afterwards, all she wants is food, a shower, and sleep, but she can't seem to get any of those things. Maybe there's something even better that can distract her from her troubles? Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Most Bitter Truth by zchynard reviews
Harry will marry Ginny. Hermione will marry Ron. Right? But why? Could they still change it? Would they change it? Find out the most bitter truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Closure by Madm05 reviews
Post DH, minus Epilogue. Slight HHr. The war has ended, but Hermione remains a prisoner, haunted by past events. Harry tries to help her, only to find he has more to learn about what it means to be a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
They Look Like Your Eyes by Leah Phillips reviews
Was their another reason why Hermione sent those birds screaming after Ronald in Half-Blood Prince? The Movie Well this is my reason, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sluggy's Dance by GoldenMorning reviews
*&*officially postponed*&*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unavoidable by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
No matter who you are or what you do, you'll eventually find yourself under the mistletoe. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Shattered by Fairytales of Fireflies reviews
Would he ever cry? When he is all alone, what would he do?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hiei - Complete
In Too Deep by perverted-squirrel reviews
Hermione is the Dark Lords' most prized death eater. But when he sends her on a mission to befriend Harry Potter, her sworn enemy, things don't go quite as planned. When she took the mission she never anticipated falling in love with her target. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,045 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Christmas Carol by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry finds Hermione who just had a dream about the three Ghost of Christmas. This is a one shot version of a part of my Champion's Champion story. If you've read that story, you've read this. Epilogue Bashing. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop for a Minute by Inamioly reviews
Ron's gone. The jealousy took the best of him, and Harry is left with a broken Hermione. Why is she broken in the first place? HGHP, with some LupinTonks on some chapters. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Do YOU Wanna? by mshinata reviews
Goo Hara of the idol group, Kara, was one of the most wanted girls to date in the Korean music industry. One of the guys who liked her was Choi Minho of SHINee. His group mate, Kim Jonghyun, also took interest. SHINee X Kara, Minho X Hara X Jonghyun
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009
I Should Have Been After You by alwaysbringback-up reviews
Hermione finds a very special way to thank Harry for all he's done, and she may just uncover some hidden feelings that will change their relationship forever. Could be a one shot or maybe more. H/HR pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cries in the Night by HarmonyLover reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Lily Potter's cries come back to Harry in his dreams - until one night when he realizes he isn't hearing his mother at all, but his best friend. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Halfwit by lumos maximum reviews
Reply to The 'H' Challange. "I was earth, muddy, bruised and flawed just like earth had become by the circumstances. Hermione was the heavens I admitted to myself but not the heaven death wanted me to embrace; she was a different kind of heaven."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mori's Declaration by Nocturngirl reviews
Mori loves Haruhi but how can he tell her with so much craziniess always going on around them? Short drabble about what was going on in Mori's mind during episode 10 when they visit Haruhi's house for the first time.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
All My Loving by marionettedoll95 reviews
AU! Ginny decided that Hermione needs a boyfriend. Who better to ask help from than Harry Potter? Having a bad exploit with girls, Harry is hesitant but agrees. On one rule: She can’t fall in love with him. But what ensues when HE falls in love with HER?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Galleon For Your Thoughts by PK Fan reviews
Hermione senses Harry pulling away from everyone after the happenings in the DoM. She rashly decides to use a little-known or tested method to keep tabs on Harry over the summer hols. Will her decision end in boon or folly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Princess Hermione by Hoshi Nagaiki reviews
Broken-hearted from Ron's relationship with Lavender, Hermione finds comfort from another broken heart. HarryHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Expected by Orokid reviews
He's sick and tired of doing what's expected from him. He's done appeasing fans, and he's over trying to please his girlfriend. He knows who he wants, but... perhaps his revelation has taken him too long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beyond Words by Sara Winters reviews
It took years for Harry to get to this point, days for him to gather the courage to share his feelings and mere moments to know it was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Did I Hear that Right? by Stellata reviews
Harry eavesdrops on a conversation he shouldn't have listened to. Surely Hermione wasn't doing THAT with Fred and George Weasley? With cucumbers involved, misunderstandings are sure to abound... Humor, Harry/Hermione one shot. Co-written with Spelunker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Fourth Unforgivable Curse by Kuramastrass reviews
Everyone knows about the three unforgivable curses: the killing curse, the mind-control curse, and torture curse. But there is a fourth unforgivable curse no one remembers, and no one knows it better than me... The fourth unforgivable curse... is love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Childhood by Shiki105 reviews
Following an unfortunate accident while cleaning out one of Komui's old research department rooms, Lavi gets turned into a kid and Kanda's the one stuck looking after him. Rated T for Kanda's use of language THIS WORK DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY YAOI!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,253 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Avoidance by SilverLunarStar reviews
One-Shot! Movie-verse. At the Christmas dinner hosted by Professor Slughorn, Hermione consumed Dragon tartar in order to "keep Cormac at bay." What if Harry had a better idea? HPHG! Happy one month Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In This Way by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-HBP Canary Rewrite.- Chancing a glance at Hermione's broken face, my heart plummeted into my stomach. Tears streaked the seventeen-year-old's visage, and I cringed as more of the heartbreaking cries erupted from her constricted throat. Oneshot. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Feels Like This by The Colossus Of Enigma reviews
Hermione is devastated by Ron's choice in girlfriends, and Harry, as always is there to comfort her. Slight Movieverse, but it also has book elements. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Feels Like This by felena1971 reviews
Will a little bit of Gryffindor courage be enough to take Harry from being the BWL to the Boy Who Got What He Always Wanted? *Thar be fluff ahead...ye be warned* H/Hr Rated T for some very mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can We Start Again? by LuckiiBeckii reviews
An H/Hr fluffy song-ficlet that continues the scene from the 6th movie where Harry comforts Hermione. What if I let you in, what if I make it right, what if I give it up, what if I want to try, What if I take a chance, what if I learn to love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Defining Hermione by Candra Jade reviews
This is a companion fic to ladylaughalot's story "Defining Harry." Hermione is a student in Oxford and wrote an Essay about Harry when given the assignment to write about the person she admires most. This is Harry's answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Common Courtesy by momoxtoshiro reviews
Lenalee notices Allen's courteous ways for the first time. But why does Allen feel the need to treat her so specially? Is there any hope for our two favorite, oblivious, lovebirds? Fluff Warning!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
It All Started With A Button by Spirit's Whisper reviews
COMPLETE - It was all Komui's fault. If only he hadn't pushed the button... Come on! You know you want to read it! Al/Le Dedicated to my sister-chan Keiyou. Enjoy! FanArt in profile.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
10 Reasons Ginny Should Never be a Maid of Honor by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
When Hermione gets engaged and agrees to move to the States, Ginny decides it's time to show Hermione why she can't say "I do." Between matchmaking and planning/sabotaging a wedding, Ginny might have finally taken on more than even she can handle. H/Hr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ginny W.
Love and War by AmyVS7 reviews
Set during the final battle at Hogwarts - Will Harry be able to find Hermione and destroy Voldermort before it's too late? h/hr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mushrooms and Musings by AmyVS7 reviews
Ron has left the tent ... how will Harry and Hermione cope? And will a late night conversation resolve anything? h/hr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I love her like a sister by Levi Ackerman reviews
Just a short drabble not story of Harry's thoughts about his best friend Hermione. My interpretation. Contains movie 6 scene spoilers. More info inside. Read and please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Maid For You by Noah Gabriel reviews
AU. Sheer City is named for many things, and love is not one of them. When an engima of a thief appears, can love finally be found or lost? AllenxLenalee forever!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Sleep For the Weary by Indee reviews
While at Misuzu's pension, Haruhi discovers how truly terrifying a sleepy Mori-senpai can be. Light Haruhi/Mori fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Love in different forms by princess-serine reviews
One shot in response to "Love in different forms" Challenge by Pinky Green. Harry and Hermione in some very cute romantic situations. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Meyham reviews
Kanda wears a lot of leather. Sometimes he needs some help getting out of it. Implied LaviKanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
My fair lady by Daruku Janubu reviews
She wasn't a lady,he wasn't a gentleman. She was his butterfly and he the clown who wished morethan nothing to see her laugh.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Defining Harry by ladylaughalot reviews
Hermione is studying psychology and is asked to write an essay about the person she most admires. The result is somewhat unexpected. The essay now added as chpt 2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cure for a Rainy Day by CoffeeQueen reviews
Harry and Hermione take a dig at Ron and Lavender on a dreary day with unexpected results... H/Hr, slight R/Hr *Her fingers rested on his forearms delicately, relishing in the feeling of being held, looked after, for once...*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fool's Everything by SkyTreader52 reviews
You are a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything" Words that haunt Harry in his nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rabbit and a Cat by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
There were some things Allen knew simply by catching a glimpse inside his comrades’ suitcases. There were a lot of things Allen didn’t know because he only caught a glimpse and saw what he saw. But both Kanda and Lavi knew.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by QuidditchGirl30 reviews
Rose has never really liked her father, though she doesn't know why. She always preferred her Uncle Harry, who is the only one that can make her mother smile. To discover these secrets, she looks to the one thing that gives her answers: her eyes. HHR/SR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
46 Hours of Twilight by The.Sexy.Fruitcup reviews
Hermione's insight on the one book that she wouldn't mind burning-- Twilight! Twilight Hate-fic! /Nicole's Fic./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Mansion by Sovereign64 reviews
Lenalee is afraid, frightened. She's trapped in a mansion filled with demons. And she desperately wants to get out. Allen X Lenalee. Please R and R. COMPLETE!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker - Complete
Class, what did we learn? by Viopathartic reviews
A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hopeless by Viopathartic reviews
HP's POV. I'm standing in the corner, holding a butterbeer. I'm smiling a smile that is not mine, I'm laughing a laugh that is not mine, and I'm watching something that I try to never watch. The couple smiles at each other. I can't help but feel so alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,765 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Control by Dhampir72 reviews
KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Tabula Rasa by reptilia28 reviews
After Harry is killed before his time again, Death sends him back in time to make things right. But things are going to be a bit different this time around. HHr, RLNT. Formerly known as Somewhere in Time. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bibliophile by noctepanther reviews
Mori character study, with Haruhi friendship. Critique much appreciated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Day Walker by Sinkingboat reviews
Harry Potter, known through out the vampire community as one of the deadliest slayers. Known through out the wizard community to be dead. But now, Hermione is about to find out the truth. Can love survive in the midst of a war? Dark Harry! HrH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,864 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Believe me by broomstick flyer reviews
On the train ride to kings cross after Dumbledore's funeral, Hermione leaves Harry to go to the prefects meeting, Harry after waiting quite some time for them to return decides to write Hermione a letter that leaves her in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop The Question by preppysassy reviews
A new guy comes into Hermione's life and Harry hates it.He feels like his place is being usurped.When he finds out that the guy is planning on asking Hermione's hand in marriage,Harry works up the courage and tries to stop it from happening.Is it too late
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
5 Senses in Heaven by OyaSUMi-heart reviews
Self-explanatory. It's about the five senses and Allen and Lenalee sharing moments with them. AllenxLenalee. Chapter 5 up! Sight PART TWO. Dang, that screwed up my idea of having five chapters. Dropped.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Harry Tries Pickup Lines by Trinale Porsche reviews
The title says it all! Harry tries Pickup Lines! To whom? To Hermione Granger ofcourse! My very first Harry/Hermione. 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Many? Harry Potter Version by Nikki99 reviews
For her final Muggle Studies paper Hermione's determined to answer a very important question, just how many licks Does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?... Will she be able to answer it before she drives Harry insane ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Facing The Boggart by MsNobody92 reviews
Harry get's faced with another boggart in a DADA lesson, and has to face his darkest fears. What will Harry do when it all becomes to much to handle? Is there anyone out there that can help him get through it? HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Closest Thing by TonylovesFany reviews
The closest thing she got to flying was... a piggyback ride! RANDOM FLUFF H/Hr ONESHOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Talent Showcase by dogluv101 reviews
Finally OVER! Hogwarts is having it's very own Talent Show! Everyone want's to sign up, and win. Only one will win however. But not everyone is in this competion to win the title. Some want to win the heart of their true love. What will come out of it all
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,638 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Bloody Quill by bentheslayer reviews
One-shot fic. An innocent act forces Harry's resolve to finally crack under the pressure. A short piece that pretends books six and seven didn't happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Small Gestures by InTheSilenceOfTheseWalls reviews
H/Hr, dunno if it's fluffy, can't judge it that good. a little one-shot. No need for a summary. R&R plz.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories In My Blood by reptilia28 reviews
Hermione helps Harry to adjust after he is turned into a vampire. But as they hunt Horcruxes and dodge both the Ministry and the Death eaters, can Harry defeat Voldemort when he is losing control over his own humanity? Vamp!Harry, HHr. Minor DH spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence Of Noah by Noah Gabriel reviews
Lenalee is kidnapped by a mysterious person who seems to be able to use an Innocence. Lavi, Kanda, and Allen are sent to save Lenalee before calamity falls. AllenxLenalee LavixOC Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 83,019 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Behavior of Choice by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
The Second Task was nearing its end, the hour merely a minute and a half from being up, and he still had not shown his face. Suddenly, Hermione, face frantic, pulled desperately on Neville's arm. "It's Harry! He's all right!" Oneshot. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank the Troll by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
He revealed the item he had been hiding, holding it out to her: a rectangular package wrapped in paper the same color as her hair, a deep chocolate bow tied around it. "I know I'm a few months off, but I thought you'd like a birthday present anyway." HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Root of My Heart by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
It wasn't the first time he'd shouted at her that year, and thus, she didn't even wince. "Hermione, I'd rather not be bothered like this." - "I didn't think it was bothering if I asked an honest question." Oneshot. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Insomnia by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
He lies awake, waiting for her to return, knowing that when she does, she'll be heartbroken. It's a vicious cycle, and all he can do is sit by as he watches her life fall apart, again and again. If only he could see the truth behind her lifeless eyes. H/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/28/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Closer Than Normal by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
He appeared as if ready to break, to let all heck run loose as he began to breathe heavily, his eyes shining with fear and unshed tears. "Hermione...I can't." - "Yes, you can." Oneshot. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Babylon's Sister by scarlet and gold reviews
Between the lines of DH from the chapter The Thief onwards. Hermione won't admit it but something is happening between her and Harry that all her practiced self control just may not be able to contain. HERMIONES POINT OF VIEW. See Babylon for Harry's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Babylon by scarlet and gold reviews
Between the lines of DH from the chapter The Thief onwards. Harry's thoughts about Hermione start to bother him. As he struggles to control them, he may find that actions speak louder than words. HARRYS POINT OF VIEW. See Babylons Sister for Hermione's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lay Down by Mystic25 reviews
An incident at the Dursley’s– not a gore story, a real story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Skating by Harry's My Boy reviews
In fourth year, Harry and Hermione go ice skating on the Black Lake, and new feelings develop. Ignores Krum and Cho! Rated T for safety! HGHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Within Poker Lies Temptation by Aspicia reviews
Bored, Lenalee asks Allen to play poker with her. However, Lavi decides to make it more interesting... by suggesting they change it to Strip Poker! Will Allen be able to resist? Rated for mild sexual references.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker - Complete
Convincing the Emerald by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
Hermione stared at him incredulously. "After trusting you with our very lives for four years now, you really think we'd throw everything away?" How could he? "We just want you to know that we love you, Harry." Oneshot. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by TonylovesFany reviews
She handed him a note that said I love you... 'it was sticking on your shirt' she said...[ONESHOT] [HHr] [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cinderella's Story by Reayasha reviews
One night Hermione starts to remember she met Harry outside of Hogwarts. That should be good right? But why hasn't Harry told her? And what about when she remembers something she doesn’t want to? A HHr Oneshot. T for mentions of child abuse. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kisses Between Best Friends by TonylovesFany reviews
I thought you needed one of my friendship kisses... she said as she kissed him. He smiled... [ANOTHER ONESHOT] [HHr] please... read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
All it took was an Outburst by HarmoniousPie reviews
Harr and Hermione have a chat. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Such Bitter Sweet Bliss by Whispers of Moon Shadows reviews
His lips descended upon hers. Oh Merlin, such warmth, need, desperation . . . love. The world fell away, and all she knew was him. Smooth, soft lips, teeth, tongues . . . he was everywhere, touching everywhere. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Friends by smidget reviews
DH Spoilers Missing Moment. Ron left them and Harry wonders if he'll wake up to find Hermione gone as well. Well, could he really blame her? HarryHermione friendship. Hints of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Denial by chemqueen reviews
Hermione Granger refuses to believe that she is in love with her best friend Harry Potter . . . not that it means Ginny Weasley can have him. But her entries in her journal say otherwise. [Oneshot] [Complete] [Revised]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
They Hear Him at Night by Viopathartic reviews
Dean and Seamus listens to Harry's nightmares. HHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Bound: A Vampire Story by Dementor149 reviews
Harry Potter becomes a vampire. Which struggle will be the most difficult? The war with Voldemort, or the struggle to hold onto his own failing humanity? Takes place right after HBP and makes an immediate detour into the Twilight Zone. Beware a HHr story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,014 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 359 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger by Viopathartic reviews
The title pretty much explains it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notes from a Werewolf by airyelle reviews
Lupin is a werewolf and forgets who he is once a month. But what he doesn't forget is what he sees while transformed. Third Year, timeturner scene, moviecompatible. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken Thoughts by Orokid reviews
Somewhere in sixth year, Harry starts to notice things that he doesn't want to see. Angsty but with some sarcasm to make it lighter. Meanwhile, Harry tries to think with his mind on his female best mate not to easy, mind you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sexiest Witches at Hogwarts by alayneni reviews
Harry's the current Defence Against Dark Arts teacher. Find out what happens when he discovers a list of the Sexiest Witches at Hogwarts from his mischievous students. Hhr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Digital Directions by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
When Kari's childhood struggles come back to haunt her and her loved ones, what will be the consequences? Takari, Taiora, Kenolei.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
How He Won by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Staring. That has been Harry and Hermione’s game for the past week. All but one of the times they’ve played, she’s won. How did Harry win the last?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Big Words by Viopathartic reviews
Hermione said the three words that made Harry freeze. A seemingly normal story with an unoriginal plot but it's anything but normal or original. Read and find out yourself what this story is really about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Could Always Read Her by atruwriter reviews
Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Uhwhat? by Viopathartic reviews
It was just a small misunderstanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Drug by Esmerald tears reviews
She couldn’t have fallen into the clichéd ‘I’m in love with my best friend and I never knew it’ situation, right? But alas, she needed him, she wanted him. Harry Potter was Hermione Granger's heroin. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Medicine for the Gay Soul by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
[One Shot] Ron thinks Harry and Hermione are gay. How will they get over thier gayness? Ah, simple really, Harry is Hermione's medicine. And Hermione is Harry's medicine. Better than summary. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five things Harry stole from Hermione by Hellen Lou reviews
And the one thing she stole. What you ask stealing... Harry Potter never. but alas it's true, Harry stole from Hermione... but she stole too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Slavery is not as bad as it sounds by harry-mione reviews
In response to a challenge at portkey. What would you do if both of your best friends were under your control for a month? And what if one of them wa secretly your crush? I'm not good at summaries. Rating just to be safe. Be warned: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Pumpkin Pie with Chocolate by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry is presented with a choice of desserts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Potions Incident by MissIzzy reviews
A potion goes terribly wrong and now Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco are stuck with exact replicas... of themselves. Hilarity ensues. [HHr, RLL, DG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Duty by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Tonks and Hermione have a conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe Always Works by HarmoniousPie reviews
Ginny jinxes a piece of mistletoe to hover over Harry or Hermione until the other one kisses them. Will her plan work? HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Kissing by Prongs85 reviews
Hermione offers Harry her help for something a bit...unorthodox, to say the least, lol. What will come out from that? Please, if you read, review and let me know what you think of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Second Dance by witowsmp reviews
At the Yule Ball in GoF, Harry realizes that his feelings for Hermione have changed. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Happiness by Viopathartic reviews
HBP spoiler! The trio returns to Hogwarts. Hermione and Ron are together for a short period and Harry's jealous. He finds out he has powers like telekinesis and clairvoyance. He trains and learns to take advantage of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Addicted by Almost Anonymous reviews
Fluffy and silly oneshot. PostOotP, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlight Confessions by Wil Ohmsford reviews
ONESHOT. Unable to sleep and despairing of ever reconciling her feelings for her best friend, Hermione steps out into the moonlight and conjures up a ghost Harry to talk to. But what happens when the real Harry wakes up and investigates?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Strongest Weakness by Viopathartic reviews
HBP Spoiler HHR My second fanfic is here! In this story, Harry feels alone and forgets all about the importance of love. He acts as if he feels nothing. But after some help from his best friend Hermione Granger, he finds the importance of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6472 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What kind of question? by Korval reviews
Sometimes a question is not what it seems. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Hair, Bloody Harry! by MissIzzy reviews
Harry is too goodlooking to be legal. That boy has certainly grown into his body, if you know what I’m saying. …What? How did this start? It started two bloody hours ago after I suggested we study together. Bloody brilliant of you, Hermione! [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Hazelmist reviews
Hermione has a pounding headache, no recollection, her pillow's walked off on her and Harry Potter is in her bed with no idea as to how he got there. HHR Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2006 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Gryffindor Girls or Ravenclaw Girls? by MissIzzy reviews
During summer, Harry, Ron, and Ginny finally decide they've had enough of the boredom. Ginny suggests a familiar game called This or That and the famous question comes up... Gryffindor girls or Ravenclaw girls? [1shot. Sequel to 'Red Hair or Black Hair']
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Wishes Were Horses by seghen reviews
It comes down to likelihood: could she cause a difference outside the walls of comfort, or did she need the shelter of old acquaintance to get her through the night? Dark HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Red Hair or Black Hair? by MissIzzy reviews
Hermione and Ginny are bored one summer day and decide to play This or That. It eventually leads to the inevitable question... red hair or black hair? [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worst Day in the History of England by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
From broken coffee machines to decimated doors, Hermione is having one hell of a bad day. It just figures that Harry has chosen tonight to finally propose. HHr one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Dessert wars by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caramel Flames by Kostami Amino reviews
[OneShot] The scent of caramel that encased her hair began to entice Harry once more and he inhaled deeply, and then exhaled. Her long soft curls framed her face as she read her book by the light of the fire and turned another page. HHr Fluff .:R&R:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Wishing Candle by Violet Kefira reviews
The phrase 'Be careful what you wish for' takes on a whole new meaning for Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Too Personal by Jen813 reviews
RobStar. BBRae. 'Robin...' Starfire put a hand to his bangs, letting it travel over his mask and cheeks, stopping at his lips, 'I...'
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,775 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Charm Bracelet by funkyfairygirl reviews
A little oneshot about Harry, Hermione and a charm bracelet. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Irresistible, he is! by Prongs85 reviews
During Charms Harry gets hit by a misplaced spell from Ron...if you wonder what happens, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pheromone, My Lovely by Cherazor reviews
Hermione crossed her legs, letting her skirt ride up quite a bit. She dangled her legs slightly. “Oh, Harry…” she said in a singsong voice. “Hmm?” Harry muttered, his eyes never leaving his parchment. “Just a moment Hermione, I” His voice died as he notic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lucky You by BeaumontRulz reviews
Hermione actually receives a 'P' for her potions essay and Ron laughs at her... who is there to help her feel better about it? Our favourite hero... HHr! Please read and review! Dedicated to NoahWaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spoonful of Veritaserum by chemqueen reviews
Hermione Granger has horrid luck. She fancies her best friend and has the Witch's Flu. But when you mix the twins's miracle medicine, a sick witch, and a very handsome, very lovable Harry Potter, Hermione's luck seems to be improving. [Oneshot] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bet you can't by ladylaughalot reviews
One shot HHr. Spending the night together in a haunted house and snitch patterned boxer shorts. It's fluffy and sweet and funny and never gonna be cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer Nights by Prongs85 reviews
Harry attends a party, invited by a neighbour of the Dursleys that he had helped, just to discover he's a relative of Hermione, and she's there too. But when Dudley decides he wants her for himself, he tries to ruin things...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Does It Feel? by PK Fan reviews
[One shot] Harry asks our favourite bookworm the question that plagues many an adolescent youth, and she has a hard time finding an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aladdin: HP Style by SlytherinBeauty reviews
MAJOR AU! based on the Disney movie! Harry as Aladdin and Voldemort as Jafar. when Voldie hits Harry with a spell, it creates an AU where Hogwarts is a kingdom and Dumbledore is it's sultan. bad at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Snow Angels by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
A short fluffyangsty oneshot where Hermione gets Harry to play in the snow with her and come to a realization. HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Strange Sickness by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PreHBP. Like many of us, Harry finds the thought of Ron and Hermione together a wee bit nauseating. And if you intend to flame this story, at least have the courage to log in so I can report you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Obsessions by BeaumontRulz reviews
I never meant it to get this far. It began as a stupid obsession. But I was drawn into it, and soon I didn’t want to stop… I never knew I could feel like this... HHr one shot please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sight Problem by funvince reviews
A change of pace from my usual deep, meaningful stories. Harry has to make a speech at the celebration of Voldemort's downfall and he's come down with stage fright. So he goes to Fred and George for help. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Was Always There by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
Then they looked at each other in silence and neither had to say a word. They both understood now. Everything they had been through for the past six years, every moment of their friendship, had brought them to this point. HHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! by Cherazor reviews
HBP spoilers What if Harry had said something during the burial? one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Normality by funvince reviews
Sixth book spoilers. Sometimes, it requires a step back in order to move forward. Harry thinks about his life the past year and Hermione joins him as they try to rebuild their friendship and get back to normality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meant to Last by Amethyst Jackson reviews
HBP Spoiler Alert! A late night talk with Hermione spurs Harry to see what's been right under his nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sword and Shield by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
If I could take all your pain away right now, if I could face Voldemort myself right now, knowing I would die but you would live, I would do it without a second thought. That’s what my love is for you, Harry. HHr Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Her Eyes by Whispers of Moon Shadows reviews
Harry is practicing Legilimency with Hermione over the summer before their sixth year, and he accidentally sees a memory that she’s kept secret from him for over a year. Tears and fluffy romance ensue. HHr. One-shot. This was for a Portkey challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fan Mail by CidGregor reviews
Oneshot, RobStar. Starfire recieves a less-than-appropriate fan mail, and Robin explains to her exactly why people take the time to write to her and the Titans at all...which leads Star to write a fan mail of her own. Rated for safety. R&R please!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
They Who Walk in Darkness by Cherazor reviews
Love certainly blinds people: Sometimes even the most brilliant people can't see what's in front of them. (One-Shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Flues and Awakenings by Cherazor reviews
Hermione visits Harry at the infirmary. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Changing Hermione by PassionFlower reviews
After a late night conversation Hermione is forced to change herself and her lifestyle to fit that of Parvati and Lavender's. Will she be able to survive till the end-of-the-week sleepover? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,902 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reflections by Cherazor reviews
Hermione traced her fingers over the smooth surface. It was what she had wished for all her life without realizing it... (One-Shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Pleasantly Surprised by vanillapudding5 reviews
Sometimes, the place a person detests most becomes that where lasting memories are made... [HHr one-shot with a bit of fluff.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lemon Tree by Cherazor reviews
Harry feels alone after Sirius death. Can he, with some help from Hermione, get down to earth again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Closure by Goldy reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes back to face the Dursleys. Only this time he has Hermione by his side. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protection, Possession by Akai-chan reviews
Based on a challenge posted at Portkey called "Bodyguard." Basically, 'Mione's in need of protection against the ever growing threat of Voldemort. Who better than to provide that protection than the one and only, Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,467 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Hermione G., Hermione G.
Merry Christmas, Hermione by Cherazor reviews
A small sad one-shot. Harry buys Hermione a rose for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I've Got You Under My Skin by Lady Darkshine reviews
HH, one-shot. A break from the usual HH fic! As the pair practice spellwork in The Room of Requirement, a smooth mellody inturupts them and maddness insues! Cute and halarious; this fic was INTENDED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH and forget the usual depressing HP fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Should Have by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Ever wonder why Harry didn't really object to Umbridge's punishment? Hermione did. one shot, rated for insinuations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
9 Lives for Harry Potter by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Harry has a problem… a furry problem… Somehow, he ends up in the body of Hermione’s favorite cat, Crookshanks! But no magic is going to save him this time! HHr, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Girls Night In by bentheslayer reviews
The Gryffindor girls are having a slumber party, which leads to a heartfelt revelation, an embarrassed Hermione and a bewildered Harry and Ron. Just what is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,405 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
25 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Result of a plot bunny gone to far. When Hermione is forced (yes forced by the ever plotting Lavender and Parvati) to read an article telling of 25 things a perfect guy would do, she realizes the perfect guy has been in front of her all along! Includes a
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Balloons and Bananas by sky.davis reviews
At Starfire's insistance the Titan's go to school for a day. Luck just isn't their lady when they arrive at a science class teaching the horrors of...Balloons and Bananas
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
Finding A Cure by ellie-00 reviews
How he'd get lightheaded and warm when she was around... he must be allergic to Hermione. Challenge fic, one-shot. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Effects by Darkness's Angel reviews
“Why have you closed yourself off from everyone?” she asked. He didn’t answer, instead he walked closer to her, and grabbed her arm, effectively spinning her around. He just gazed at her, as if trying to tell her through his eyes. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Astronomy for Dummies by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Sheer fluff. Ron always did have a knack for embarrassing people without ever realizing it… One Shot about Harry and Hermione. HHR forever! RnR please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Fool's Mistake by Tanydwr reviews
First attempt at a oneshot. Harry pushed everyone who loved him away to protect them from Voldemort. It worked, but now he's paying the consequences... HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If You Give a Wizard a Gun by BreetanyaViolet reviews
The summer after Harry's fifth year, he asks his uncle for one last thing... One shot... written at two a.m. posted around ten of three... of course its gonna be weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Galleon For Your Thoughts by DiezeL reviews
A love confession doesn't come cheap, which Harry finds out soon enough. One shot only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time of the Month by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by Jae Potter reviews
AU. Harry's in love with Hermione. Hermione loves to hate Harry. What would happen if a certain project brought them together as partners? HHr with RL, DG and bits of DeanParvati pairing. RR! [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She WILL be Mine by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings. Unfortunately she's never noticed him that way before, so Harry devises a plan to get her to notice him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potion Troubles by Words of the Moon reviews
[COMPLETE] A wrong potion, and we go back in time, only to turn ourselves younger than before. However, what will Hermione Granger do, when she comes face-to-face with a 3 years old Harry Potter? {H&H}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow in July by sbys reviews
Each night he'd shut himself into the darkness and quietness of the empty dorm room. His thoughts filled with the images of a girl that he would never reveal his feelings to. Until one remark turned his dreams into reality. One-shot H&Hr, R&LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can We Still Be Friends? by gwendy reviews
Harry goes to Grimmauld Place to let off some steam. A friend comes over to comfort him only things didn't turn out as it should be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flakes of Memory by Kostami Amino reviews
[Oneshot Fluffy!] Harry's beein thinking about life and leaving Hogwarts, but is brightened when he has a snowball fight with Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not Guilty by Susan Bell reviews
Harry's upset. Hermione tries to talk him out of it. Post OoTP. Light HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Symmetry of Power by Amethyst Jackson reviews
After the events of Harry's fifth year, it seems that his sixth can go nowhere but up - but there are still new levels of angst to be reached in matters of love, friendships, and, you know, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Prelude to a Hug by Starlight623 reviews
Some character's thoughts about Harry and Hermione's hug shown in the Chamber of Secrets movie. This is a proHarryHermione story. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind the Bookshelves by Silvestria reviews
A chance meeting in London in the summer before sixth year between Harry and Hermione leads to sparks flying... or at least Hermione wishes it did. Can any boy really be THAT oblivious? Contains OoP spoilers. Already reviewed as excellent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Beautiful by Fae Princess reviews
**PART 3 UP** Harry finds himself in a compromising situation during his 5th year, when Hermione asks him a seemingly innocent question. H/Hr! **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Skin Deep by chrisfaithalin reviews
Hermione dwells on the negative aspects of life while ignoring what is clearly in front of her. She is pretty and wonderful person. Harry talks to her about it. fluff. rr please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Handcuffed Together by Jae Potter reviews
Harry and Hermione gets handcuffed together by Ron, Lavender, Ginny and Draco! But will they admit their feelings for each other or will they be too busy plotting revenge for their friends? H+Hr along with R+L and G+D! R+R *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Challenge by Cliodna reviews
What if you could read Harry and Hermione's most private thoughts... (OotP spoilers)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Red Ribbon by hell0sunnydays reviews
For Valentine’s Day. Late at night, Harry tells a special someone about the first time he liked a girl. H/H slightly fluffy. Short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy Who Died by writelikeademon reviews
After asking Hermione on a date and being rejected, Harry goes for a walk in the woods- and meets a vampire who makes him one of her kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow Sleeping by Satashi reviews
Harry and Hermione sign up for extra credit that leaves them alone together in a muggle tent in the forrest. When Hermione's bag falls in the creek, how is she going to stay warm? HHr waff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lip Locking 101 by Satashi reviews
Hermione teaches Harry how to kiss. Need I say more? Pg13 for light touching and intament moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snow Blazin' by Satashi reviews
snowball fight breaks out between boys and girls! Humour at first, but later is all HHr goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Driven to Distraction by Nacey reviews
Hermione Granger is studying hard for her NEWTs, but a certain someone is unexpectedly distracting her. Watch Hermione go mad. Really mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
What's Snow Like? by prowess reviews
this is byfar the fluffiest thing I've written. Hermione tries to persuade Harry that Snow is not like Love.Guess who's wrong-Christmasy love story...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kiss Me by Archangela reviews
*kiss me, beneath the milky twilight, lead me out on the moonlit floor...* H/H fluff. Need I say more? *wink, wink*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Boxers or Briefs? by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Hermione, Ginny, and Lavender are on a Gameshow called 'Boxers or Briefs?' They get to guess on the underwear of the men connected to Harry Potter, with the exception of a few guest appearences... BUT WE DON'T ASK if they are right WE SEE. Deadline 9/1/02
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
Ron at a Muggle Amusement Park... God Help Us all! by BreetanyaViolet reviews
PG just cause I'm catious... The title should be pretty self explanitory. H/H and R/L in future chapters. If you have requests for rides, give them in a review... i might use them... *grins*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
Awards Ceremony by BreetanyaViolet reviews
I think this is a Parody... If not its a Humor. Its the end of the Gang's 7th year. Big D is giving out awards. PG cause i want to be safe... although its probably g.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2002
minute Angst Fic by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Harry gets really depressed. He sends a good bye letter to Hermione. I suck at summaries. PG13 because of suicidal issues. I might fix if you review enough :}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Won't Say It by Archangela reviews
*Songfic to the cute Hercules song "Won't Say I'm In Love"* Parvati and Lavender try to get Hermione to confess her true feelings for Harry, but Hermione insists they're thoroughly platonic. H/Hr R&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Something to Tell Her by Archangela reviews
H/H pairing, another one of my so-called simple and sweet songfics using that song from "The Lion King". This was co-written by the wonderful child prodigy beside me on the bus... r&r, for her sake!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Certain Point of View by B Bennett reviews
Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Jealousy Game reviews
Jealousy. It seems like a silly and immature thing and yet sticks to us more than gum on the bottom of your shoe. It makes you do things that you would never do. So what happens when Hermione Granger gets jealous? What else? She plays the Jealousy Game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,911 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twins' Last High Note reviews
Everyone knows about the Twins' famous escape, something worth putting into Hogwarts, A History! Well, the twins have left one last thing that includes but is not limited to singing, confessions, and frivolity. Merlin help the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
CAPSLOCK Harry reviews
It's the trio's 5th year Hogwarts. Umbridge is here, but the DA doesn't exist. What if Voldemort's plan to isolate Harry was working? What if there was no such thing as the DA? CAPSLOCK!Harry to the max in this fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies reviews
Oh no, Fred is about to get married to the love of his life, and George is no where to be seen! Well, there is a reason for everything, and things aren't how they seem. Cho bashing and no slash/incest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
innuendo reviews
Has anyone ever walked into a conversation at the wrong time? You know, the ones where you hear perfectly innocent things and think wrong things? Well, Ron and Seamus are about to hear one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete