Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
Yes! I finally got this thing to obey! I was trying to copy paste the copy paste things from my microsoft Word, but this thing jumbled everything up until none of it made any sense! Ugh, I'll just have to type out the whole thing now. Oh joy.
Well, if you are looking at my Profile, you most likely read one of my stories and liked it enough to check out any other stories that I've written. First off, I'd like to say thanks for all the support that I've been getting. It brings my day up to see my email stuffed with reviews/ alerts/favorites. Here's some stuff you might want to now about little me.
Nickname: Cooio (don't ask why because it is a long story)
Favorite band (s)/ artists: TRADING YESTERDAY (the best band in the world) (I liked them long before people put their songs into Twilight videos)(They are now called Age of Information, but their old sound was better in my opinion.) Paramore, David Archuleta, Cascada, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Daughtry, Kelly Clarkson (sometimes), Three Days Grace, Celine Dion, Red (sometimes), Evanescence, and probably more...
Favorite K-Pop (yes, they are in a different section): KARA, Big Bang, Shinee, f(x), TVXQ, Rain, Se7en, BoA, Brown Eyed Girls, B2ST, MBLAQ
Favorite food: Anything spicy or sweet (kind of like me! No...not really)
Favorite color: hmm...I'd have to say lavender or lilac or teal... or gold... or baby blue... or maybe silver...
Favorite word: Seredipity = finding good fortune in ways neither expected or searched for
Favorite ship: HARMONY RULES SUPREME! I also enjoy maybe the occasional Mori/Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club or Takari (Hikari and Takeru) from Digiman Seasons 1-2.
Favorite movies: Titanic, Harry Potter, Home Alone, Air Bud, Air Force One, The Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge (shifty eyes), Aristocats (childhood fav) Chronicles of Narnia, Flubber, Night of the Museum, Finding Nemo, and more that I can't think off the top of my head
Favorite books (this may take a while): HARRY POTTER, Inheritance Cycle series, Artemis Fowl series, Septimus Heap series, Freedom Writers, Bunnicula (kid fav) Dragon Rider, Because of Winn Dixie, Bridge to Terabethia, The Outsiders, Skullduggery Pleasant, Touching Spirit Bear and many more... (the observant person may notice that I did not say Twilight. The reason being is that I have never read Twilight in my life. I can just hear people screaming at their computer screens 'What the (bleep) is wrong with you?! Go get it right now! You have no clue what you're missing out on!'. I don't know...the plot line just didn't really appeal to me. Not only that, but a few of my friends who are fans told me that after the movies, Twilight is probably going to fade away. Unlike Harry Potter, which is going to get passed on for generations to come if I have anything to say about it I may pick it up someday, but don't expect me to be writing fanfics about anytime soon...though Jacob, Jasper, and Alice's characters seem rather facinating to me.)
Harry/Hermione: Definitely my OTP! They are just so freaking perfect together! Their relationship towards each other is absolutely harmonious. The only times that they ever argue is when life or death is at stake. (Unlike a certain other couple that I shall get to later) I know some R/Hr or H/G shipper out there is telling me, "But they are supposed to be like brother and sister!" Umm...neither of them even know what it feels like to have a brother/sister seeing as they both don't have siblings. And plus, have you ever seen Ron and Ginny connect the way that Harry and Hermione do? Yeah...no. Another person might say that the only reason that I like H/hr is because of the movies. The truth is, I was interested in the ship because of the movies, but I stayed after I saw all the moments in the book. If it weren't for my cousin showing me the movie in the first place, I probably never would've even picked up Harry Potter! (I owe that person my life) Any other couples that I like are just added to a central H/Hr core in my fanfics.
Ron/Hermione: Oh boy, here we go. I really do love Ron. He is an absolutely great character but with Hermione? They argue over the silliest things and never talk it out. They either ignore it, or instantly forgive each other when one of them almost gets killed! Not a very healthy relationship, if you ask me. Sexual tension, my arse. He made Hermione cry at least seven times in the course of the books over things that shouldn't even happen! (Examples: SS: wingardium leviosa thing, POA: Firebolt, then later Crooksshanks Ate Scabbers, GOF: Yule Ball Brawl, HBP: Lavender thing and Transfiguration teasing (merlin, I hated him in that chapter) DH: he leaves, and even JK Rowling can't count how many times she cried) Okay, Ron is just naturally not very perceptive of feelings. I'm not blaming the bloke. I just think that Hermione, being as vunerable as she is should be with someone a tad more understanding. Don't worry, Ron lovers, I promise not to bash him in any of my fanfics or make him act extremely out of character.
Ron/Luna: Now there is an interesting ship! I mean, Ron is not the most sensitive of people, and Luna doesn't get hurt very easily. She also has an amazing way of calming people down. They would make for an interesting pair.
Harry/Ginny: Ugh, this is so wrong! I mean, I have absolutely no qualms against Ginny, but let's think of this realistically. Ginny appears in the second book as a damsel in distress and a fan girl, disappears off the face of the earth other than a couple cameo appearances, then bam! Harry is completely infatuated with her in the sixth. Where the heck did that come from? (sigh) If JK Rowling had put her in the other books a little more so we would really get to see the type of person she was, then I might be okay with it. At least Ron and Hermione have that 'opposites attract' thing going for them and they've known each other for so long... By the way, he might want that monster on his chest thing checked out by Madam Pomfrey. I'm sorry, but that was a strange way of representing jealousy. I promise not to bash her either. She shall come off as almost a little sister to Hermione and Harry in my fanfics.
Draco/Ginny; Why not? The Herons say that opposites attract.
Neville/Ginny: Why not?
Snape/Lily: Oh boy. This should be interesting...This is perhaps the biggest debated canon ship ever in Harry Potter. What do I think of these two together...? Part of me sees why JK Rowling would want to put it in, but I honestly can't say that I agree with it. I mean, it's hard to see why a person would fall in love with another person and at the same time, hate their kind. I mean, imagine if Ron became a Death Eater. Can you imagine that Hermione would still date him or he would still like Hermione? I mean...really? It is sort of Romeo-and-Juliet-esque, but I think JKR was pushing it a little too far if you know what I mean. I can see how it would make an interesting subplot though.
Speaking of Snape, my opinion of him after the 7th book is that he is an okay-ish guy. I wouldn't name my son after him though. I mean, he still was torturous against an innocent child for 6 years. If he truly loved Lily, surely he would be nicer to Harry. I would honor his death, but I would not go as far as Harry did. Albus Severus Potter? Really? He didn't even name one of his kids Sirius or Remus! (Speaking of names: Hugo and Rose? Hugo? Really? Was that the best the brilliant Hermione could come up with? Though she was the person who thought of the name SPEW...)
Ships I hate/dislike with a burning passion:
Ron/Hermione (see above reason)
Harry/Ginny (see above reason)
Draco/Hermione (just... no)
Hermione/ (anyone other than Harry)
Harry/ (anyone other than Hermione)
Snape/Hermione (no offense to any fans but what sick mind thought of this?! A professor/student relationship in general to me is just -shudders-) (I had once been looking for a HHr story and got one that said "SSHr then eventual HHr". At first, I was tring to figure out who SS was. It wasn't Sirius and probably not Salazar Slytherin...Severus Snape. I was slightly curious then clicked it, thinking that it would be a father/daughter type of relationship...I have never been so wrong in my life. I got through about 3 paragraphs of Snape thinking about Hermione in an unprofessional and inappropriate way and literally felt like I was going to hurl. (shudders) Those thoughts fit the mind of a teeenage boy, not a 40-year-old man. That was just...not right!)
Adult/teenager or child relationship (just...no)
Any slash or three-some (I actually have nothing against homosexuals (having a few friends who are homosexual) but that concept just doesn't fit with the HP universe which made me think what was the point of JK Rowling making Dumbledore gay? I mean, it wouldn't have made a difference to the storyline, and it made a lot of Dumbledore fans scream bloody murder. Really, my first question when I heard about it was 'Why?' Now some of the people who think Harry Potter is teaching people black magic have another thing to say against us.)
My Analysis of Why JK Rowling Made the Great Headmaster Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Gay (you may be quite surprised...)
Alright, first off, I would like to remind you all that I am not against homosexuals at all, me having a few homosexual friends that I wouldn't trade for. Okay, we have that cleared up. I have to admit that I was quite surprised when I found out about it through my friend who had apparently watched the interview. I didn't say anything at the time because I was trying to figure out just why JK Rowling would do this and quite literally lose hundreds of fans. I looked through my 7th book and saw that it would have done absolutely nothing to the plotline which only made me more curious. I looked through a few interviews and quite agree with what most people say: that she is promoting tolerance not only towards race (aka muggleborns and purebloods) but also towards homosexuals. Everyone who's looked over this stuff probably already know this, but there is a bit of information that I thought was very...interesting...
You are probably familiar with a man named Leonardo da Vinci. The true Renaissance man. It is pretty easy to see a few parallels between these two great men. Dumbledore is magically powerful / Leonardo was physically powerful. Both were graceful, wise, and charismatic. Both were extremely good at 'science'. Both had long beards and were rather ecentric (I just had to put that in). Well...I happen to have been doing research on a history thing and stumbled upon something about Leonardo da Vinci. Being quite the da Vinci fan myself, I decided to look at it. Imagine my surprise when I find out that there is a giant controversy about Leonardo da Vinci, brilliant inventor, charismatic painter, terrific mathmatician, and all around perfect human being...is gay. I can imagine people doing double takes right about now. Whether you believe or not is up to you, but there was a surprising amount of evidence that supported this. I can see quite the parallel. It was interesting to say the least, but I am currently debating whether or not to tell my friend (who first told me about Dumbledore and is a huge HP fan) about this. She isn't against gays or anything like that, but she did react rather powerfully when she found out about Dumbledore. Just today during lunch, she told me that she was a giant fan of Leonardo da Vinci. You can just imagine what I was thinking when she was talking. Message me your opinion about this and tell me whether my 'analysis' is feasable or not! =)
My list of people in HP that I hate! (not in order)
Bellatrix Lestrange (ARGH!! I absolutely hate this excuse for a human being! I actually hate her more than Voldemort! She is just infuriating! She totured Neville's parents to insanity, killed Sirius, tortured Hermione until she fainted, killed Dobby, and killed Tonks!! I would hate her if she did just one of those things! The actress who plays her in the movies is very good at her job. Everyone is supposed to hate, and believe me, when she appeared on the screen in the theaters, nearly everyone was just death-glare. I was cheering when she died at the hands of Molly Weasley. "Not my daughter, you bitch!" Molly Weasley, I salute you)
Voldemort (yeah, it's pretty obvious why I hate him)
Umbridge (Ugh...she is just the most insane villain that I love to hate. Her character was very original, and I applaud Rowling for that. Fight the power!)
Rita Skeeter (She is just a completely sleezy reporter that makes money by ruining people's lives! I swear, I personally hate those gossip magazines where people make up, break up, then get drunk in like three hours! I mean, celebrities are people too. I just hate that cockroach in beetle's clothing. It's too bad that Hermione was only able to buy one year of silence from her.)
Dolohov (some people may be like...who the heck is he? Well, he is the guy that nearly killed Hermione in the DOM in OOTP. Ring a bell? Anyone who dares to hurt Hermione is going to be on my hate list. (minus Ron or Draco because he tried to protect her in DH) I am just protective of her...probably because I am doing Harry's POV in some of my fanfics... NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE'S THE GUY WHO KILLED REMUS LUPIN! Ugh, I just finished reading an interview with JK Rowling herself, and she had to explain who killed Lupin and Tonks because it was not mentioned in the book!)
Crabbe (He was certainly the surprise in DH. It's always the quiet ones indeed...he is in here because he tried to kill Hermione in the ROR. By the way, did anyone hear that in the Deathly Hallows movie, that Goyle is going to replace his part since the actor was caught growing weed or something? That should be interesting...)
Fenfir Greyback (he is here for turning Lupin into a werewolf and because of the way he was talking about Hermione in DH. While I was reading it, I was like trying to stab my book and shaking my head threatening.)
Cormac McLaggen (This is partly because of the actor's great performance in the movie. He is just flirtacious and flirty and underserving of his time with Hermione! I hated the way he was all "Slippery little minx, your friend. Nice piece of work, isn't she?" in the Slughorn Christmas party. Direct quote from movie! I was like, "If he looks at Hermione like that any longer, I am going to stick that broom of his where the sun don't shine!")
Cho Chang (the only thing I liked was that she came back to Hogwarts for the big battle. Other than that...ugh. I mean, the date was a complete disaster. Can't she understand that Harry is horrible at expressing his feelings like most adolesent boys are? Hermione probably would've... She also defended her friend when she sold all of them out! She is one of the fan girls that Harry actually liked for a while, and she totally screwed up. Not that I'm complaining. More room for Hermione! I thought the 5th movie didn't show Cho well enough. I mean, in the movie, most people felt sorry for her and thought she was cool. Ugh! My complaints on the movies shall be in a list later.)
My Favorite characters of HP (this may take a while and is not in order because that would be too hard)
Luna Lovegood (she is so awesome!)
Ron Weasley (before he left them)
Fred/George (Why, why did JK Rowling have to kill Fred off?! :-(
Buckbeak (he is technically a character!)
Trelawney (don't ask why)
Colin (oddly enough)
Oliver Wood (he was so hot in the movie)
Cedric Diggory (and no, not because he was the future Edward Cullen. I liked him before because of the way he was so honorable)
DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!!DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!!!“It's very difficult to find a favorite scene, but something we just did as part of the movie truly is priceless. It's a scene where Hermione and Harry dance together and is not in the book - it's something we created for the film and is actually very tender, very nice and respectful, and they also reveal some secrets about each other while dancing," said Yates.
My reaction: Uh, this is awesome! It will really make some H/Hr fans squeal! I mean, sure, I know that it won’t be romantic and I don’t want it to be. They are just two friends that share a truly special bond that I haven’t seen before. This was more than I could’ve ever asked for of David Yates. I was just hoping for a good graveyard scene.
When I first saw the clip in the trailer, I was like, “Aw, Dan and Emma are goofing off and look adorable! The Dan/Emma fans are going to be over the moon about this!” Never did the thought that this might actually be part of the movie cross my mind. When I saw the director’s quote with Harry and Hermione just dancing, I was in shock for like 2 seconds and unleashed a fan girl scream that could’ve broken my glasses. I was so hyper for about 10 minutes about that and on a high for about 30. It’s absolutely insane. Then, I went back and saw the ‘secrets’ part, and my fan girl session relapsed. I absolutely love his quote about them being 'tender and respectful'. We get 'tender and respectful' while the Herons get 'bickering and hormonal'. Sorry, I jus had to mention that.
To counter what other R/Hr or H/G fans who say “This is ridiculous. Why would Harry and Hermione be dancing when Ron left? The director is being completely random and biased.” Umm…I honestly think that Harry is doing this to make her feel a little happier. I mean, he was completely useless at comforting her in the book. In the book, we can read and know why he was so unresponsive (because he is horrible at handling crying girls), but the director needs to have a way of making Harry look good, otherwise Harry will look like he’s ungrateful of all she‘s done for him. I mean, look at what happened at the Yule Ball in the movie. Harry seemed completely insensitive to her even though she was crying.
Another comment I shall dispel: “They are probably dancing at the Bill/Fleur wedding.” Yeah, I’ve seen a clip of the wedding, and the scenery totally does not match. Plus, people wouldn’t be freaking out about it if it was just at the wedding. It would just look like a random friendly thing. The Heron shippers are going completely nuts about this and the only thing I can think of to say is, "Your ship gets to have a snog and a wedding with kids at the end of the series. Let us at least have this moment, for Merlin's sake."
I think this should be a very interesting scene, and I especially want to hear what kind of ‘secrets’ they are going to tell each other. One person whose comment I read suggested they might tell each other that they used to fancy each other but grew out of it. If that happens, I will have to go out of the theater, have a happy fan girl screaming session, then go back in! The friend who I am probably going with (who isn’t a shipper but believes in whatever JK writes) will probably be shaking her head and saying, “Don’t even say anything, Kathy. The directors are corrupt, and this is not what happened in the book, therefore I refuse to believe it.” Believe me, I have tried my best to convince her to go to our side, but she stands firm in what Rowling wrote. When I tried to tell her that the epilogue was 'not in my book', she looked at me and said 'But it's in JK Rowling's book, and that's the one that matters'. Humph.
I really have no clue what it is they are going to say to each other, but I have seen a clip of them dancing! Let’s just say, we are going to be so happy... :-) If you want to know where to find the clips, just search for “Warner Bros. First look at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” on the internet and you should find it. It is also in the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince DVD for anyone who is rich enough to buy it (or steal it from their friend... -shifty eyes-). I really really want to find out what music they are going to dance to because dancing to no music would be rather awkward. It's too bad that Nicholes Hooper left Harry Potter... If they dance to 'Harry and Hermione' from the sixth movie, that would be rather awkward because it doesn't exactly sound like dancing music, but what do I know? I have two left feet! I am considering making a one shot that is based off of that quote of David Yates. Message me if you want me to work on it!
Another spoiler alert that is not as innocent as the first part: There have been rather disturbing rumors about the locket scene. I'm sure some people by now would've seen a few online articles about Harry and Hermione being...ahem...bare during that scene so that Ron would be even angrier and will destroy the locket. Personally, I highly highly to the tenth power highly doubt that David Yates would do that. I mean, it's completely ridiculous if he did. Not only would the movie become innappropriate for kids, but it would disgust quite a few fans, myself included even though I am a H/Hr fan. For goodness sakes, Harry Potter is not Twilight. Harry Potter does not center on damn teenage hormones. I mean, some people might say, "Oh, it's so the scene will be more sensual to make Ron madder". Umm...a well done kiss can be just as sensual when you really think about it (with dramatic background music...). I mean, if Harry just had his shirt off and Hermione was fully clothed, I could see sort of the director's mindset, but if he did what some of the papparazzi and gossip columns are saying, he is just asking for people to sue him. That scene would completely under-rate the Harmony ship in my opinion. We are supposed to be the intelligent and meaningful ship, not the hormonal and horny ship. Besides, Emma Watson herself said that just kissing Rupert Grint was quite frankily the most traumatic experience of her life. No offense to Rupert of course, seeing as they are like siblings. If she is reacting like that, just how in the world is the director going to get her to do something even more intense with Daniel Radcliffe, another person that she sees as her brother? It just does not make sense, and I think those articles are just trying to get attention to themselves.
Quote from a news article: The actor (Daniel Radcliffe) will not appear raunchy in the next 'Harry Potter' movie as filmmakers want to present his scenes 'in a way no different than any other PG fare.'
Two more spoilers that are not Harmony related: The Chamber of Secrets is officially a Harmony Shipper NO-GO zone. Not only was that the place where Harry rescued Ginny, but it also where Ron and Hermione will kiss in the Deathly Hallows kiss. How romantic, a snog in there of all places. (rolls eyes) It's taking place there because that's where Ron gets the basilisk fangs to destroy the horcrux. BTW, did you guys hear about Hermione's parents? I heard a rumor and saw multiple pictures that suggest that there is going to be a flashback scene where Hermione leaves her house. Ooh, talk about drama. Do you have any idea how sad that scene is going to be? (shakes head) I'm going to feel so sorry for her when I see that part...
A spoiler concerning Hermione but not Harry...much: I just saw the pictures of the actors playing Hermione's parents in the 7th film. They really do look like they could be her parents when I saw their pictures. They are not the same actors as the one in Chamber of Secrets, but I'm okay with them. My biggest complaint is that neither of them have bushy hair! Wah! Ah well. It should be interesting how the director is going to get Emma to Obliviate their memories. I can't wait for that part!
DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!! DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE SPOILER ALERT!!
Okay, people, I have a bit of a challenge for you. It's...interesting to say the least. Just a few minutes ago, my friend called me and told me to listen to a song called 'Accio Love'. I had no idea of what it was but decided to listen to it. I got about halfway through the song before I started to just bang my head against the table. Now, I have absolutely nothing against the people who wrote and/or sang the song. They are very talented singers and writers, and I applaud them for it. But every nuance of my Harmonian blood was just boiling at it. This is the challenge, sing a Harry/Hermione song and post it up. Now, if you know of a Harry/Hermione song already in existance that is Wrock (aka wizard rock), please message me so that I can check it out because I haven't seen one. It doesn't even have to be romantic. It could just be about their awesome friendship. If there isn't one and you happen to be a talented singer, go for it! I would totally do this, but I have an absolutely terrible singing voice. I know that there are Harry/Hermione songs out there waiting to be sung from the many websites I've looked at. Please message me if you are going to do it or if you already know of a song in existance.
My Rant About the Half Blood Prince (book and movie) (contains spoilers)
(cracks knuckles) Okay, this is going to take a while so anyone reading better have a lot of time on their hands. The storyline should be still fresh on your minds seeing as the Half Blood Prince DVD has already been out for a while. Many people have described it as a mixture of magic, darkness, and teenage hormones. I couldn't agree more. The sixth book has got to be the most hated book in the H/Hr world, next to the epilogue, and there are just so many reasons why. Time for my essay/ranting skills to shine!
Ron/Hermione: To put it quite simply, I absolutely hated Ron in this book. Just... no. He acted completely immature with his relationship with Lavender and had set out to hurt Hermione's feelings! The only reason he went out with her was for a quick snog and to show up Hermione for kissing Krum. I mean, how is that love? All I see is jealousy and immaturity coming from him. Even he isn't that big of a numbskull not to see what he does is hurting Hermione. He made her cry twice in the book, the second one being on purpose. He acted like Malfoy the way he teased her eagerness to studying. That's right. I went there. He was acting like Malfoy! Now for Hermione's side. Oh gosh, this is going to be long! Okay, she's acting completely out of character in this story. No one would have expected for our residential bookworm and great friend to date a complete dimwit just to make someone jealous. I mean, hello?! She's not Lavender or Parvati. This is Hermione Jean Granger. Some people can argue that hormones and love make people do crazy things. I see no love in this. Ron and Hermione are locked in a battle of jealousy and are out to hurt each other. What kind of relationship is that if you are trying to hurt each other? I mean, really?
Harry/Hermione: Okay, now for her relationship with Harry (which was so butchered). She is obsessing over his little book and snapping at him more times than she's ever done in any of the other books combined. I mean, I would have though that she would be supportive of his success at Potions, but noooo. Instead, she calls him a cheat and glares at the book multiple times. This is the year that they were supposed to be there for each other. Everyone has realized that Voldemort is back, and she should have been next to him trying to figure out what the horcruxes were instead of acting like Medea's daughter. Instead of helping Harry with his impending doom like she would have done last year, she is flirting with McLaggen and making a complete idiot of herself. Not only that, it is important that this book was after the fifth book, the Harmony bible. Before the sixth book came out, the R/Hr and H/Hr shippers were at even ground while the H/G shippers were stranded on an island somewhere. I mean, everyone thought, 'Oh, Harry has never liked her. She's just a fangirl. It's not going to happen.' People thought of her as Romilda Vane, just nicer. After the sixth book comes out, all of a sudden, H/Hr shippers were dumped onto the lone island while the H/G shippers were getting all the attention. I mean, come on.
Harry/Ginny: I have to ask. Did anyone here actually predict that they would get together before the book came out? I mean, you really expected it? When I first heard about the ship before the sixth book came out, I was lauging and shaking my head. She is just a fangirl, and we all know what happened last time Harry tried to date one of his fangirls (cough-ChoChang-cough). She is not a pivotal character in the story. I mean, the character that we have followed through 7 novels ends up with a girl that has about 2 pages worth of lines. We don't even know her that much. She was a damsel in distress in the second, drifted in and out for a few years, then suddenly BOOM! Harry is completely infatuated with her. I mean, Harry has been around her for years and yet all of a sudden, he is getting this monster in his chest out of nowhere? I mean, they have absolutely no history with each other and no sort of connection that is worthy of the series. The series really is about the power of love, and I honestly don't think the cliched hero-gets-Mary-Sue relationship is a very good representative of love.
The Movie: Heh heh. Thank goodness that the directors and screeenwriters are totally Harmonians. They really showed the H/G relationship for what it truly is...awkward and out of place. Ginny feed him a cookie, tied his shoe, and kissed him. Huh. I have to ask, how is tying someone else's shoe romantic in any way? I didn't understand that at all. I had a joke with my friends that she was ordering Harry around. "Open up" "Take my hand" "Close your eyes" were a few of her lines. Not only was the shoe tying weird, but she kissed him in a sneak attack! Now, compare that with the H/hr moments. Look at the Astronomy Tower scene and then look at the shoe-tying scene. Is there really any contest? Even my friend who strongly disagees in H/hr said that their scenes made more sense than the H/G scenes. (I was smiling so smugly when I heard her say that) Though, I do have a few complaints about it. First up, the canary scene. I absolutely love the H/Hr moment, but I thought they made Ron act a little too dramatic. I mean, he looked at her like she had just killed his mum or something. It was supposed to be a funny scene, and they made it look like something out of a soap opera! And the Astronomy Tower scene. As much as I love the connection between the two of them, I kinda felt sorry for Ron. He was just sitting there in the background while Hermione got all the attention. I was kinda hoping for a nice trio ending like in the book. It is the "Golden Trio", not the "Harmonious Duo".
(to be continued)
Time for the copy/pastes that I have more but do not have the time to type! (yes, i do have to type them because my computer is being annoying)
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50 things you can learn from a Korean drama
1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.
2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.
3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.
4) Brothers/cousin/uncles/nephews/best friends will always love the same girl.
5) You're allowed to make U-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.
6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.
7) Everyone has cancer. (So true!)
8.) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.
9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.
10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.
11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.
12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.
13) If you're poor, you're an angel.
14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on. (I always notice that...)
15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.
16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster. (ah the nosebleed...I once saw a drama that faked me out! The girl had a nosebleed but did not have cancer! Shockhorror)
17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's.
18.) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER. (Such a waste of beverage...tsk tsk)
19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.
20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen...
21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.
22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.
23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are. (because everyone has a magic teleporter to cause as many awkward meet-ups as possible!)
24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back. (Oh yes, that is so efficient)
25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.
26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.
27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. Big Smile Couldn’t be more true, they’re like a deer in the headlights.
28.) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.
29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery needs to be taken out. (I tried that, and I had to recharge the whole battery when I put it back in...)
30) All Korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.
31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60 of the time you see each other, the other 40 you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them. (I hate it when that happens...)
32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.
33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jump-roping.
34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back—and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.
35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you, camera angles.
36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lip liner.
37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).
38.) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you.
39) So will your sister-in-law.
40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you. (Staircase to Heaven, anyone?)
41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.
42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.
43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder. (with dramatic background music!)
44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.
45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.
46) Hell—you’ll get pregnant if you hold hands.
47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer. (or memory loss...or a car crash!)
48.) One Korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 911, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.
49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.
50) If you study in the states (preferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.
You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...
1. You start confusing it with the books. (that has actually happened...)
2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.
3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon. (They so were!!)
4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.
5. And so was Mark Evans. (Who?)
6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis. (awkward pause...)
7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"
8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"
9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be. (i actually did think that when I was younger...)
10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die. (no comment...)
Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:
10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)
9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)
8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.
7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)
6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)
5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione. (I've checked!)
4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)
3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)
2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)
1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.
Pass this on if you believe in reading between the lines!
I am cursed. I started with two bunnies, but then - as bunnies are wont to do - THEY MULTIPLIED. Cue scarily evil music.
OH NO! ONE OF THEM ESCAPED! Ooh! Look out he's heading your way! It's a she! Sorry! She slipped out of my grasp. Get her! Oh Merlin's most volumous cloak! Is that - what I think it is? Back up slowly. Make no sudden moves. We don't want to provoke her. I've been spotted. Save yourself! I'm not leaving without you! Then you'll have to take the rabid plot-bunny along as well! She's not letting go of me! Ooh pretty! I like! She's got you too! Someone save us!
The rabid plot-bunny has kidnapped me. She won't let me go until I finish writing the end of her story. The problem - I'm still working on the middle of her story. SIGH. Stupid bunnies. They just had to be so cute with their little pink noses, and brown and white fur, and one blue eye and one brown on the baby bunny. SIGH. Cue bunny theme song.
Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...Unknown
Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest...Unknown
It is Easier To Do a Job Right Than To Explain Why You Didn't...President Martin Van Buren
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...President Theodore Roosevelt
I Am Not Afraid of Storms, For I Am Learning How To Sail My Ship...Louisa May Alcott
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!" -Dr. Seuss
Education Without Values, as Useful as It is, Seems Rather To Make a Man a More Clever Devil...C.S. Lewis
Experience: That Most Brutal of Teachers. But You Learn, My God Do You Learn...C.S. Lewis
It is the Job That is Never Started That Takes Longest To Finish...J.R.R. Tolkien
The Wise Speak Only of What They Know...J.R.R. Tolkien
You Can Only Come To the Morning Through the Shadows...J.R.R. Tolkien
I Don't Know Half of You Half as Well as I Should Like; And I Like Less Than Half of You Half as Well as You Deserve...J.R.R. Tolkien
Courage is Found in Unlikely Places...J.R.R. Tolkien
Fair Speech May Hide a Foul Heart...J.R.R. Tolkien
Many That Live Deserve Death. And Some That Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It To Them? Then Do Not Be Too Eager To Deal Out Death In Judgement. For Even the Very Wise Cannot See All Ends...J.R.R. Tolkien
Faithless is He That Says Farewell When the Road Darkens...J.R.R. Tolkien
All We Have To Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given To Us...J.R.R. Tolkien
It Takes a Great Deal of Courage To Stand Up To Your Enemies, But Even More To Stand Up To Your Friends...J.K. Rowling
It is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities...J.K. Rowling
The Best of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words...J.K. Rowling
It Matters Not What Someone is Born, But What They Grow To Be...J.K. Rowling
What's Comin' Will Come And We'll Meet It When It Does...J.K. Rowling
You Sort of Start Thinking Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve...J.K. Rowling
Fear of a Name Only Increases Fear of the Thing Itself...J.K. Rowling
It Does Not Do To Dwell on Dreams And Forget To Live...J.K. Rowling
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, RandomHarmony13.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, randomharmony13
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
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If you could read that put it in your profile
If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.
I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
My Reality Check bounced.
Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.
When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
Rules, what rules?
Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.
Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.
Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.
Not all men are idiots, some are fools.
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.
Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If you have any questions, ask someone else.
Shock me, say something intelligent
I hear voices and they don’t like you.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Normal people worry me.
I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.
Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.
Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.
Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.
Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!
Don't lie. The government hates competition.
I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.
I'd rather be crazy and know it. . . . than be sane and doubt it.
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. bzzz OMG THERES A FLY ON YOUR HEAD! Let me help you with that... >:)
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler!
4.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? >:)
5.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
6.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! (CHAAARRRLLLLIIIEEEE, COME WITH US TO CANDY MOUUNTAIINN CHAAARRRLLIIIEEE)
7.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
8.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
9.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
10.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
11.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. (STRAWS!)
12.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. (Marvin's meh drinken' budday...)
13.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. (NOT SO SPONTANEOUS NOW, BEOITCHES)
14.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Omg someone GETS ME!)
15.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have... >:) (Sleeping best friends make it all the better... OH ASHLEE!)
16.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. (Budah buh bah baa...)
17.) So... you're a cannibal.
18.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow. (Exactly.)
19.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again. (NOOOO! Not the Stick of Sorrow!)
20.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke. (Awww thank you! =3)
21.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. (She rigged the vote-SHUT UP JOHNNY!)
22.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! (And I'm RABID!)
23.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. (You knowz it!)
24.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. (Duh)
Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. (Payback's a bitch, though...)
SOMEWHERREEEE OVER THE RAINBOWWWWW WAY UP HIIIIIIGHHHH SKIES ARE BLUEEEEE OVER THE RAINBOWWWW...some other words idk...BUCKETS
"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my best friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - BLEEP - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's way too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his brakes were out, and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Jealousy Game: (Currently on hiatus...sorta) One of my most popular fanfics to date. The basic story is that Hermione is playing a jealousy game with Ronald Bilius Weasley. She decided to date Harry in an effort to make Ron jealous enough to break up with Lavender and date her. There is only one snag, Harry James Potter has been in love with her for years and even though he is aware that this is fake, he is still holding onto these feelings of his. I plan to keep writing this for quite a bit of time with a few twists and turns thrown in. Prepare for a bit of angst and drama to come. My inspiration for this was actually a few other fanfics. I've seen a few that have the jealousy game as a one-shot or they have it at the beginning, and then have Harry and Hermione 'break up' so that the author could focus on other things, an example being "Mudblood Liaison". I could not find a single fanfiction story with just purely the jealousy game that satisfied me so my muse (her name is Matilda) hit me upside my head and told me to write one myself.
To answer nothiness's question on whether this is going to be one of those 56 chapter stories, I can honestly say I have no idea. I'm pretty sure I won't make it to 56, but I think the story is about half or 3/5 the way done. It's going to be pretty long, and there will be some twists and loops thrown into the story because I myself am getting bored of pushing just jealousy game, and I'm sure some of my reviewers are too.
I know that nearly all my fans are probably seething by now since I haven't updated this in a long time, but I have the most frustrating writer's block for the next chapter. It is driving me up the proverbial wall! I promise to update the second that I finish, but it is really difficult because I have the later chapters pre-written, but I need to revise quite a few. Please don't send me any products from Fred and George!
WOOT WOOT! MORE THAN 100 REVIEWS FOR JEALOUSY GAME! I BROKE INTO THE HUNDRED! HOORAY! =) (balloons rain onto me while circus music plays) no...not really...
CAPSLOCK!Harry: It hasn't been updated for a while because my muse seems to have run away from the story. I've already written out the end, but the rest of the chapters in between are just notes. Don't expect for this one to be updated anytime soon, but it should have a very interesting ending when I finally finish it. To answer what a lot of people are asking, yes, Harry is going to be OOC in this fanfic.
Innuendo: (chuckles) The first fanfiction story I have ever posted and my funniest so far. It is unfortunetely still in all bold because I had forgotten to edit the story before posting it, and I can't replace it because I seem to have deleted the file. I'll fix it as soon as possible. This one is about Seamus and Ron listening into Harry and Hermione's conversation while they are in the Quidditch tent. You have to have a dirty and perverted mind to understand it. (wink)
Twins' Last High Note: The basic plot of this story shall be that the twins decided to leave a little present behind at Hogwarts after they left Umbridge eating their dust. Quite simply, it causes for people to randomly break into song at random times. Merlin, help them. I occasionally take song suggestions if you have them. I am currently looking for good songs for the professors...if you got them, PM me and if it makes it, I'll be sure to credit you :)
Have No Regrets: (has not been posted yet) This is the one that seems to be taking up most of my time during my break from 'Jealousy Game'. We all can agree that Hermione is a pivotal character in the Harry Potter series, right? How she is Harry's conscience, best friend, and all around person who saves his arse quite a few times? Well, my story is going to have Harry without Hermione. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Harry James Potter, the Slytherin bad boy. That's right. Harry is a Slytherin, friend to Malfoy, enemy of Ron, and tormentor of our beloved Hermione Jean Granger. This is only going to be the course for about three or four of the first chapters of course. Let's just say, Harry shall get a giant guilt trip and tries to make up with her, but is it already too late? As far as Harry is concerned, he needs more time to become Hermione's friend. Time...now what object do we know in the magical world that might give young Harry here more time?
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies: A song fic with zero H/Hr that I dedicated to Fred Weasley. Rest in peace, the red-headed Marauder. (a moment of silence) It shall feature both the twins, a wedding, magical dust, cheating, singing, and a black top hat.
If anyone looking at my profile who likes poetry and Yu Yu Hakusho, check out "Fairytales of Fireflies" stuff. They are pretty good, but since they are kinda old and are one shots, no one seems to take notice of them. I know what you guys are thinking, and yes, I do know the author personally, and she so owes me for this advertising. =)
My writing muse named Matilda has been kidnapped by the evil plot bunnies teaming up with the dark entity that is writer's block. All my fanfics are on hiatus until I get Matilda back...(and AP testing and STAR is over...)
Hey, guys. I would like to inform you that I am not dead, as some of you may have assumed from my 6 month absense. (ducks from thrown tomato) I've just been so busy with my summer classes and summer assignments that i haven't had the time to sleep, much less type. Don't worry, I'm going to start updating everything when i get the time. Seeing as I do have some chapters of Jealousy Game and Twin's last High Note already typed up, I'll start uploading them as soon as I can. Please bear with me. I would much rather be writing fanfiction than reading for AP English Literature...
Hey guys, I am still not dead (though that might be an excuse as to why I haven't updated yet). I've had, I guess you could say, a 'revelation' in the past month, and all the chapters that I typed up before seem a bit...immature now. My writing doesn't feel as good as it did before which means I am going to end up rewriting a few chapters (by that I mean a LOT of chapters) before I can post them up. This is not an excuse for not updating. I just honestly feel that what I wrote less than a year ago is just...not good enough for me anymore. And if it is not good enough for me, I am certainly not about to let other people read it. I will not forget about my fanfiction. Believe me, Mary (another fanfiction writer) is prodding me every week to update. And when you have basically three periods with her everyday...that's a lot of prodding. :)