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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2130329, Profile Updated: 01-20-15
Author has written 14 stories for Marvel, Kane Chronicles, Naruto, Sherlock Holmes, Deadpool, Avengers, Batman, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Ultimate Marvel, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.

Name: ArtemisHunter or Artemis

Gender: Female

Favourite Colours: Black and darker shades

Favourite Animals: Wolf, Raven, Eagle and Crows

Favourite Books: Glass Trilogy, Studies Trilogy, Dead Famous books and MANY others...

Favourite Subjects: Maths and Art

Favourite Movies: Die Hard, Batman Begins, X-Men 1,2 and 3, X-Men Origins Wolverine (Ending was horrible), and tons others


Dark Pasts - Marvel and Criminal Minds crossover

Killer's Shadow - Marvel and NCIS crossover

How to Fix the Scales of Truth - Kane Chronicles (1st of Osiris and Anubis series)

Osiris and Anubis Fix the Leaning Tower of Pisa - Kane Chronicles (2nd of Osiris and Anubis series)




You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.


Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.


"When did you become so crazy?"
"Three months ago, when I woke up and found myself married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But I love her,"

"I'm gonna turn you into a frog" (Waves hand)
"I'm sure you will," (Soothingly)

7 Ways to Scare Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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Hated Facade by LetsGoDancing17 reviews
Rachel Parks is sent to the colonies with her new mentor, though she isn't known as Rachel. She calls herself Richard Parks. She has been disguising herself as a man. She is just seeking the advancement of her skills, but she didn't expect emotions and other issues to get in the way. She also didn't expect for her mentor to be so observant. (Eventual Haytham/OC)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Haytham K.
The Lights Are On, But by LetsGoDancing17 reviews
Melissa Reed wakes to find herself in the Assassin's Creed III world. The thing is...well, she's not herself. As she starts her journey towards getting back to her world, with the body she is "possessing", will she be able to follow the story line that is set out for her, or will the urge to change things be too strong? (Haytham/OC, possible Connor/OC interaction, no romance.)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Haytham K., Connor K.
Potential Energy by K.Yoshi654 reviews
Waking up with no memories this mutant finds her way into the "capable" hands of Colonel Stryker. While unraveling her past she must make the decision if its better to be ignorant, or all powerful.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Agent Zero, Colonel W. Stryker
DeadPool Encounters a female by GrimmyNerd reviews
Deadpool meets a very different female. DEADPOOLXOC
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Brick by TraskNari reviews
A very short look at the Joker through the eyes of a Gotham defender in blue, rather than black. My first creative writing piece, and intentionally short.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Elemental Twins by Sleeplessdream50 reviews
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010
The Woman Thing by Billie the fourth sage reviews
Otto is subject to one of Professor Pike's experiments. I think you can guess what happens. -written by my younger sister, Maqui T., a tribute to her obsession.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,976 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
I don't Want to be in Love by BlackWerewolfOfPurpleRoses reviews
I've lost all interest in this story. It is never to be finished or continued by me.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hades, Raven
XCIS by XOXheartAmy reviews
After a Marine is murdered by a mutant in New York, Gibbs and the team are called in, only to find that the X-Men are already on the scene, searching for the mutant that did it. Can the two teams put aside their differences and work together? Tiva & ROMY
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009
Instant Love by BlackWerewolfOfPurpleRoses reviews
What would happen know what I will leave the summary a surprize. Rated T cause I'm paranoid, which is odd...
Crossover - Teen Titans & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Raven - Complete
Business Endeavors by DivineRedFire reviews
The Teen Titans have their hands full with the baddies of Jump, especially the nefarious Slade. And him being the mastermind he is, has hired the Merc with the Mouth for a little business endeavor, but this is DEADPOOL we're talking about here. Ch. 20 up
Crossover - Teen Titans & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,500 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Robin
The Daughter of Wolverine by Crimson-Majix reviews
The lost story of Crystal Howlett. A X-Men Ninja Turtles aka TMNT X-Over. The Sequal is now out. THIS STORY WILL NO LONGER BE CONTINUED. IT'S DONE. 3
Crossover - X-Men & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Iron Man: Abridged by The lovable writer reviews
Want to read a shortened Iron Man parody! No? Well do it anyway! If you don't read, Iron Man will die!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
TMNT: Sisterhood by ScoopGirl79 reviews
The turtles run into a little snag with Shredder, and end up getting extra help. To their surprise they’ve never seen anything at all quite like it. – Female turtles? Redid the second chapter. Please R&R again for those that read the first draft. Thanks.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
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Ace of Spades reviews
Pre-Arkham Asylum game. Through a series of unfortunate events, Ophelia Kenway, a young woman with a dead father and an emotionally absent mother, is sent to Arkham Asylum. By corruption and the her attitude, she is put in the same cell as Edward Nygma or the Riddler. Ophelia is able to flourish in her new environment. Then the Joker takes over the asylum. Nothing will be the same.
Crossover - Batman & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/3/2014
Rhymes of Different Times
Meet Solomon Grundy. Australian, a newbie street fighter and yes, that is her name. After winning her first real street fight, Solomon meets Agency X. Plus, she is kidnapped along with Taskmaster. This is gonna be one hell of a day. Especially since she is in a universe where everyone she meets is a comic book character from her universe.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Published: 12/19/2013
Nightmares reviews
Elizabeth ground her teeth and then let out a long sigh. I looked over and saw the midwife holding my child, that was crying and squirming. She wrapped my baby in a blue blanket and handed him to Elizabeth. She cooed and shook his little hand. "Hello James" Elizabeth said quietly. Her face began to contort in pain once again. This is the story of the Howlett family.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013
Secrets and Lies Marvel Fanfiction reviews
The Avengers are forced into physical and psychological evaluations under direct orders from Fury. However, what originally seems to be a bad situations turns into a good one when one of the team finds love. But will this newfound romance be over shadowed by some dark histories?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Dark Pasts REWRITTEN reviews
My Dark Pasts story rewritten. A new girl moves in across from Deadpool in his apartment complex. This new girl is rather mysterious and somewhat secretive. Almost immediately, Taskmaster distrusts her. Everyone else thinks he is paranoid, but perhaps he isn't wrong...
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Agent X/Nijo M., Deadpool/Wade W., Sandi/Sondra B., Taskmaster/Tony M.
The Wind In The Shadows reviews
A Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes fanfic. Set in Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows. Features Sherlock Holmes, Dr Watson and my OC Nightshade.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Moriarty - Complete
Together We Break reviews
One of Agency X's worst enemies is back and with a vengeance. When they are kidnapped, Nightshade must help to save them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
Island of Deathly Paradise
Crossover with Ultimate universe. Deadpool, Nightshade, Agency X and others are teleported to when Ultimate Deadpool and his Reavers attack the Xavier Institute and bring them to Krakoa Island.
Crossover - Marvel & Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012
Osiris and Anubis Fix The Leaning Tower of Pisa reviews
Osiris orders Anubis to go to Pisa, Italy to fix the Leaning Tower. Characters are OOC. Features Osiris, Anubis, Ruby Kane and Thoth.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Osiris, Anubis - Complete
Marvel High School
Title pretty much says it all. Many Marvel characters and pairings are featured. Includes my OC Anna. Rated T for language and themes in later chapters.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,002 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011
Heart On The Line
A poem I wrote about Naruto leavng Hinata to find Sasuke. Dedicated to LoveOverHate.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Pasts reviews
Ariana Temperance Meredith Howlett is back being a FBI agent in the BAU after being kidnapped. But when the team go onto SHIELD's helicarrier to help them, then Ari's life is turned upside down. R&R!
Crossover - Marvel & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010
The Killer's Shadow reviews
NCIS investigate the death of a naval officer; they find that he was involved with Doctor Doom and was killed by Elektra. Soon SHIELD gets involved. Written with myrandomness11.
Crossover - Marvel & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Ziva D.
How to Fix the Scales of Truth reviews
Julius Kane is Osiris and he and Anubis thought that when he came back the scales would be fixed. But they weren't... One Shot! Please read and review!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Osiris, Anubis - Complete