Der Kaiser Mikey III
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Joined 10-29-09, id: 2130439, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Dawn of the Dead, and Misc. Books.

Well, not much to tell. Michael's my name, I am the third one in a row. I enjoy reading (a lot), writing (a.k.a. correcting others mistakes by re-writing my own version of their shitty story and making it wonderful :D.), amongst many other things. I know all there is to know about firearms, and have a specific obsession with apocalyptic things such as zombies. I like animals, guns, and art. I speak German and English, and hope to learn Russian some day. Anything else u want to know? Just ask, cause my fingers are starting to hurt.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Mauser Rifles Paper reviews
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Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Dawn of the Dead: The Continueation reviews
When the characters of the Dawn of the dead movie land on an island, zombies pour out and attack them. The video camera they were recording with drops in front of a dead zombie, and the screen goes to the credits, leaving it up to the viewer to decide...
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010