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Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

Thought of this story Episode and just can't seem to ignore it...it has a little way to go, but getting there.

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I have a completely insatiable obsession with a certain actor. He plays this dashingly possessive vampire, and I can't seem to get enough of him and his music, and any other character he plays, and I find myself connecting with other disciples on Twitter that proclaim their allegiance to the inspiring Robert Pattinson.

He is my writing muse.

He ignited my desire to express myself.

What more in life can we ask for, than to gaze upon and admire the man. He makes me believe in the power of the self. NO LIMIT!!!!!!


EPISODE GLOSSARY

Blue Ribbon - A brand of ice cream in Australia

Bondi - Bondi Beach is a famous Australian beach about 15 minutes drive East of Sydney City. The surf can get very dangerous

Cascade (Premium Lager) - An Australian beer. Founded by Peter Degraves in 1824, the Cascade Brewery Co. in Hobart, Tasmania, is Australia's oldest brewery

Collette Dinnigan: Is a New Zealand born fashion designer, who is now recognised internationally for her unique designs. Her most sort after and expensive clothes are all hand-beaded. Even though she was born in NZ, Aussie's like to claim her!

Cozzie - Australian slang for swimwear - Cozzie short for costume

Crack on to - Australian slang for hit on, pick up

Dag - An affectionate term to describe a friend that has some bizarre quirk or looks unkept

David JonesAustralian department store

Doona Day - A day to stay in bed under your doona (quilt, bedspread)...basically wallow and take care of your mental and physical health

Dymocks - Chain of Australian bookstores, kind of like Barnes & Noble

Esky - Australian portable icebox or cooler

Foster's Lager - An Australian beer that is popular in approximately 150 other countries

Goldmark - A chain of Australian jewellery stores

Kath & Kim - is an Award-winning character-driven Australian television comedy series. The series revolves around the family matters and relationships of the title characters, a dysfunctional mother and daughter. Kath a cheerful 50-something divorcee currently in a happy relationship with her fiancé (and then husband), the prissy Kel Knight. She deals with her spoilt, ever complaining, 20-something daughter Kim. 'I can feel it in me waters' is a famous Kath saying, as well as 'Look at Moi, Kimmy'

Lamington - An Aussie cake. It's a tradional sponge cake, covered in chocolate icing and rolled in dessicated coconut. Some lamingtons have whipped cream in the middle.

Logie - A Logie Award is an Australian version of an Emmy

Milo - Milo is made by Nestle in Australia. It's a chocolate/malt drink mix that you can have in either cold or hot milk - it's delicious!

Pash - Australian slang for tongue kiss

Passion Pop - a carbonated 'passionfruit flavoured' wine-based beverage

Pavlova - An Australian (and Kiwi) dessert. Popular in summer, as it's is covered in seasonal fresh fruit.

Pissed or Wasted - extremely drunk

Pissed-off - really angry

Plumber's Crack - Slang for the top of a man's bum cheeks that is exposed

PMT - Pre-Menstrual Tension

Ranga - Aussie slang to describe a redhead. It's not a nice term at all...

Rashie - A rash guard, also known as rash vest or rashie, is a type of athletic shirt made of spandex and nylon or polyester.

SAO's - SAO biscuits are a savoury cracker biscuit that was launched in Australia in 1906 by Catherine Sao. SAOs are often eaten as a light snack, topped with butter/margarine and Vegemite

Sickie - Australian slang for taking a day off work 'sick'

Tim Tams - a heavenly chocolate covered biscuit

VB longneck - VB short for Victoria Bitter, a popular Australian beer. A Longneck refers to a 750ml glass bottle

Vegemite - is a dark brown Australian food paste made from yeast extract. It is a spread for sandwiches or toast, or biscuits. It is similar to British, New Zealand, and South African Marmite

Weet-Bix - is the name of high-fibre breakfast biscuits manufactured in Australia and New Zealand


ONE-SHOTS

EFFICACY - Written as a competition entry. Reworked with EPOV added and featured in the fic compilation to raise money for TwiFanG. Thanks to FrozenSoldier for the beautiful banner.

ELEVEN - I entered this in the Season of our Discontent Contest. It's my first posted vamp fic. I hope you read, but it is pretty dark... Thanks to @vbfb19 for the banner.

ALONE - *Winner Public Vote The 80s Power Ballad Contest - Third Place in Judges Choice*

BOOFHEAD - *Winner Reader's Choice pick* 'Another Ward on the Barbie' contest.

EXCLUSIVELY: *WINNER - First place* My entry for the Texts From Last Night Contest. Chapter 2 and 3 added later :)

BILLIONAIRE - My entry in the Pick-a-Pic Challenge. My story did not place in the contest, however it did make the shortlist for the Judge's choice.

EVOLVE - *Second Place winner* I entered the I'm With The Band Contest, hosted by the lovely ladies at the Wayward Pushers.

EMBELLISHMENT - *WINNER - First Place* My entry for the Gotta Love a Man in Uniform Contest.

ELLIPSIS - *Entry in the Alternate-Shippers Challenge* Ellipsis is kind of a flashback chapter to my WIP Episode (and will hopefully explain Bella's fixation on her ex-boyfriend). However, I think those that are not familiar with Episode will enjoy it regardless as a non-canon one-shot (the purpose of the challenge)?

EXCHANGE - *Honorable Mention* My entry in the Public Lovin Contest.

BARRACUDA - *Voted Third in the voting poll* My entry in The Cougar Revolution Challenge.

EXTREMITIES - *WINNER - BEST HANDLING* I will continue Extremities after Episode has been resolved - have no idea how long that will take, sorry!

EXTREME INNUENDO & EXTREME REACTION - These are two one-shots that I submitted to 'A Picture Tells a Thousand Words' Contest (Read in that order). These became the basis for Extremities.

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Diary of an Ugly Girl by Anton M reviews
Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 270,310 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 110,223 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward by counselor reviews
Bella and Mom live together. No one has lived next door since the murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a serial dater on Match. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of all her attention. It's complicated. Bella is 27, Edward 37 and Mom is 45.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,907 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dancing In The Dark by jaxon22 reviews
"You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark. This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark." Immersed in a world of dance, drink, drugs, and women, Edward Cullen is the ultimate bachelor. Until he receives a late night phone call that changes everything. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,612 - Reviews: 6151 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Edward, Bella
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21193 - Favs: 10,302 - Follows: 7,881 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6145 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 5,290 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,910 - Reviews: 4889 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding My Thunder by counselor reviews
Coming of age 1960's. Bella keeps her mother's secrets. But she has some of her own, a love from childhood for the golden boy Edward, the one who no longer sees her. Soon they are tied by more than childhood history. It's a long dark road toward finding her thunder.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 126,164 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catwoman by counselor reviews
Life is boring but good. He buys the house across the street. Too many cats spoil his backyard. McCarty tells him they belong to the cat woman. He's a little thrown when he meets her. But he won't back down. And neither will she.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 142,594 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9574 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going Under by Anna Faze reviews
Can one day make a difference when you're going under? O/S for the Another Ward on the Barbie contest Judges Choice - cripes! . E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Lessons Extracted by MissWinkles reviews
Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together. The two have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll?
Crossover - Twilight & Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,599 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
My Masterpiece by mpg reviews
Even six months after their first encounter, Bella can't get Edward out of her mind. She wants him in her bedroom-anyway she can. AH/OOC/M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5971 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8738 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
One Way Ticket by Rosmarina reviews
Judges' Pick for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Unrequited love, an unexpected letter and a one-way bus ticket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
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Episode reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 295,313 - Reviews: 2837 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Efficacy reviews
Edward is going to leave Bella. She knows the situation will be dire if she doesn't act quickly. Will her faith in his love inadvertently save them, or will they both live a lonely existence without hope of ever being together again? Canon. Post Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eleven reviews
How could I have ever thought my perfect recall of her would be enough to sustain me in my pitiful existence? The memory was nothing—nothing compared to the living, breathing reality of my reason for existing. ANGST, AU, Post Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alone reviews
*Winner Public Vote The 80s Power Ballad contest* I didn't really mind being alone. Not until I met him. Now, he's all I want. I just need to tell him. How can I get him alone?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boofhead reviews
*Winner of the Readers Pick Award for 'Another Ward on the Barbie' contest* I'll never forgive my mum. I feel like I wanna jump off the Harbour Bridge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exclusively reviews
*WINNER - TFLN Contest* Edward was a sexual predator. The bars and clubs of Manhattan were his hunting ground. Would he let the ultimate prize slip through his fingers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Billionaire reviews
*Pick a Pic Challenge Entry* It was just a bit of fun, a chance for an all-expenses paid vacation, and a favor for her bestie. Never in a billion years could Bella have imagined just how much meeting Edward Cullen would invert her world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evolve reviews
**2nd Place Winner** I'm With the Band Contest. Three intense and perplexing sexual encounters over four frustrating years. Is he the enemy, or is there a message in his seemingly hateful words? Will their mutual desires ever align?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embellishment reviews
*WINNER* Gotta Love a Man in Uniform Contest. A combination of homesickness and patriotism see Bella & Alice meeting up with some U.S. Military forces personnel on shore leave. An overheard conversation, a little deception, can all be forgiven?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ellipsis reviews
*Entry for The Alternate-Shipper Challenge* Bella has obsessively crushed on Riley for six years - since she was fourteen. Will all her fantasies and dreams of being his come true? Episode flashback chapter/ Outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Riley - Complete
Exchange reviews
**Honorable Mention** PUBLIC LOVIN CONTEST. Bella has a Third Date Rule. Would it delude her into continuing with the not so perfect date? Sometimes fate intervenes to correct an imbalance. Not even the location can deter frenzied would-be soul mates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barracuda reviews
*Voted Third in the voting poll* The Cougar Revolution one-shot challenge. Bella Swan wanted to live out a life long fantasy in New York City, so she employed the use of an alter-ego, an alias to give her the courage to become someone else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extremities reviews
**WINNER - BEST HANDLING** Entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. Bella wanted to be one of the many girls that Edward pleasured in his Volvo. What happens when that car is now hers, and she makes the first move?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Extreme Reaction reviews
Entry for 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words Contest' - Edward has been secretly in love with Bella for five years. His belief that she is indifferent makes him goad her, just to illicit an extreme reaction. Would he push her too far?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extreme Innuendo reviews
Entry for 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words Contest' - Edward makes Bella’s blood boil. Would he push her too far? Would her frustration make her want to do something she never thought possible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete